Yea Forumsnime apartment 2

What a stupid picture. Loads of artifacts and the text would be too small to be legible even without them.

Zombies, demons, all sorts of scary shit lurking down there. Time for some spring cleaning with bullets, grenades and flamethrowers, high density floodlights, and glowsticks to mark where we've gone. We need around five hundred volunteers because the place is that huge.

Establish socialism.

Dear residents,

Your landlord here
There are still 70% of the people here who haven't paid their taxes to Crystal Tokyo.
Please do in the coming week
Have a great day!
This message was written in Hiragana

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I live next door to incel-kun and can feel him staring out of the doors peep-hole when I walk past. Should I call the police? He's almost 30 and never even held a girls hand.

What's that smell coming from room C202?

The moron posted the picture for ants. Please be patient with special needs anons. They aren't quite there.

HEY F/A/GS
FLOOR 800 AND ABOVE ARE NOW /M/ TERRITORIES
HAHAHA

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Guy used to reside in moefagland, moved out after being ousted by moefags. Current location unknown

i'm tired of finding cum stained socks on the hall.

That's because I'm retarded and the others on floor 634 are downloading too much trash anime. m.imgur.com/a/y8CjQ

user, that's where moefags live, I don't think they'll be too happy about you saying that.

But I already paid rent to Mr. Hitler

Just keep stacking the floors. What's the worst that could happen?

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user...
How do it tell you this?
You got scammed
Hitler is famous in this city for ripping people off

What are they gonna do?
Sing against our mech units?

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the game

Imagine being bullied by moepigs. Probably killed himself rather than live with the humiliation

So our last 3 digits are our floor number right?

moefags from around floor 1000 are known for their cruelty. They live in a barbaric society and they seek to become shapeless blobs like their faveourite anime girls. Do not approach them, they will eat and rape you.

I just lost the game

There are multiple rooms on each floors from room A to Z

sure

*walks up to the apartment*
Ohayou, I was requested by Mr user to write a letter... Uh, but there are thousands of you. How do I know who this was?

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Oh, that was user, he lives in room 256 on floor 564

Guys, I still can't find my sister. I thought she went back home but no one there has seen her yet. Her last known location was the apartment's entrance.

Please help.

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Most likely held hostage by moetards. by now she has been fully transformed into one of their blobs

reminder that floors count from the surface down and the building has been made in abyss
do not drink the tap water

*playing with gasoline and matches*
Hey guys hows it going?
:3

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Sorry i have been balls deep in her cubt for the past 4 hours. You'll find her comatosed in the downstairs garbage

Moegods here. Surrender all your food or face the consequences. You have 50 minutes, failure to comply will result in your death.

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*peeks through your window*
KEEP IT DOWN ITS 2 AM NIGGER
What do Yea Forums ?

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turn 360 degrees and turn it up, inviting him to join me

I do not recognise the bodies in the water. I do not recognise the bodies in the water.

I THINK WE SHOULD DROP A COLONY ON LOWER FLOORS!

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So I was thinking, Moeshitters have the best floors to themselves, 998 has a gym and the roof has a pool, yet they do not exercse or utilise them in any way. Should we overtake these floors? Who's with me?

It takes like dozen of badlocks with chains and a barrel of gasoline to 404 all of you retard.

Anyone know which floor the playground is in? I wanna go bully some kids.

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It's either outside or on the roof, no chance you'll be able to access either, pedokun

I've got the basement freaks, fucktons of pistols, shotguns, assault rifles, grenade launchers, smoke and tear gas bombs, rocket launchers and a Davy Crockett as insurance.

>pedo
I want to beat them up because they took a shit on my lawn.

Can I watch?

>my lawn
you mean the lawn of EDAJIMA HEIHACHI

recognize that from Gatchaman Crowds.

I've actually visited it before, 10min walk north Tachikawa Station. Close to a lot of government research buildings.

Yes. You can even film it.

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YES MY LAWN
I AM THE OWNER OF THIS APARTMENT BUILDING EDAJIMA HEIHACHI

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Hot.

Who the fuck even built this thing? 1000 floors and each floor is as larger a city its like another world in this apartment if you can even call it that.

Nobody ever comes out of their rooms.
/thread

Has anyone ever tried to go from one wing to another? It's pretty spooky.

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Thank you ano-
YOU PAID SOMEONE ELSE!?

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What floor is the Yea Forumspartment gym at?

Do NOT walk around the complex after midnight. You have been warned.

Asking to your neighbour: Do you remember love?

Just make your own, save time and effort. Don't risk getting attacked by raiders.

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So far I made it to floor 200 and its only been 6 days, I will make it to the legendary 1000th floor even if it kills me!

If you want to take it over together we could

Does this building have public pool? And if yes then where is it?

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>he doesn't know
each 100 floors time slows down by a factor of 10, you're not reaching the rooftop alive

Don't. You'll be exausted by then and you'll end up as easy prey for moeblobs. Just stay around floor 800 and get reinforcements there. Supposedly the pool at the top can be made into a portal into an anime of your choosing if you preform a ritual

I need to go higher, my time keeps running out.

Umm
Has anyone seen my pantsu? I left them out on the veranda to dry this morning but they're gone.
They were white, had a pink bow on the front, and a bunny on the back.

the roof, AKA 1000, controlled by you know who

Minus floors? Oh no. First rule of the Milleni/a/ Complex. We don't talk about those things.

Are they these?

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Somewhere at the top
Sadly full of /u/ lesbians

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Oh yeah, sorry about that user, floor 654 has no toilet paper and i couldn't afford to buy any, I hope you understand

No, the bow was pink.
Th-There might have been a brown streak on the inside at the back... if that helps to narrow it down.

>easy prey for the moeblobs
What does that mean? I have a gun on me bro.

I'll buy the entire 420th floor.
When can I move in?

Sold it on ebay. Funny enough, another guy in this building bought it. You can come get your cut of the profits at apartment 32768. Me and the boys will be waiting

After extensive research I believe these are the pantsu you're looking for.

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ATTENTION
Floor 800 to 1000 is under /m/ control and they have this to say:
FUCK CRYSTAL TOKYO

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I'll just buy a new pair, thanks.
You can keep those.

With room A all the way to Z!?

They ate all their food supply to become blobs like their anime, they now eat those who venture to floors 900-1000, their bloblike bodies prevent bullets from hitting vital organs. If you really want to get to the top, I'd suggest getting at least 10 guys with you.

there's a 13th floor?

Wich wing? I was certain 900-1000 was moe territory, did you guys fight?

nope never seen them

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We'd need another user to storm the gym with. Any Yea Forumspplicants? You just need to follow pic related

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Is it true there is a floor where mad /sci/entist experiment on anons they kidnap from the lower floors?

Obviously. It's right over there. I heard they have dumplings.

>kidnap
Lies and slander.

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After short fighting, we made a agreement
We split the floors like:
1000 is /m/
999 is moe
998 is /m/
and etc

youtube.com/watch?v=JCgOYYDYaIE
Don't underestimate singing user

We're located on the 5th floor.

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I-I'm okay with that

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Seems like the gym is under /m so they might just let us through if we are mecha fans. The only mecha I've seen was SNK

Hey guys because of a rare condition according to my mother my skin is brown, and the guys in floor 488 wont stop chasing me with rope. I was moved to floor 500 because the landlord felt like power tripping but cant even get my fucking room because of these maniacs.

ATTENTION
THIS IS THE CRYSTAL TOKYO CITY SECURITY GUARDS
/m/ HAS DISRESPECTED OUR GOVERNMENT AND THEREFORE WE WILL TAKE ACTION

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I HAVE SECURED FLOOR 666 FOR OUR GODDESS

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>bringing your mum to the loser apartment

So do you guys organize or know someone who organizes orgies on this building or something?

Which ones are for the magical girl fans?

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My mom isnt here user.

So we darkies are congregating at floor 500? If we kill those guys at 488 can I keep some as sex slaves?

You'll be accepted by moeblobs but i dont know if you'd want that

Those are only permitted in the deep dark fantasy basment on floor -256

Floor 666 now belongs to Yea Forums

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Why do those guys on the upper floors who wear suits and wear hats put poison in our food supply?

Fuck off
You guys destroyed yours by getting furryfags and /m/ to destroy the entire place

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Oh good to know, thanks

It wasn't my fault that the Yea Forums mansion got trashed by your constant loliposting

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Ok, can we ban/kill all those who are not white straight waifufags? Specially the lolicriminals

Goddamit user I want to live there not flip it

Lmao just eat something in the city
We live in Crystal Tokyo after all

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Love my everyday life in a 1000 floor apartment building.
it's very wacky

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My waifu has a dick, is that bad?

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Go back to your mansion, 666 is for homurafags.

>lolicriminals
I didn't commit no crime

Wouldn't /x/ be furious?

>implying half your residents didn't join in on the funnyposting

I'm moving into 421 with my little sister tonight. Ignore the screams and excess pheromones.

This apartment is too white, it needs some more diversity good thing there is a ghetto several miles away from here with lots of upstanding people who could use a nice cozy home.

You cannot enforce your own laws in crystal tokyo

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the tower game is on Yea Forums now?

Sharing is caring

D1000 here
Holy shit, the view of the city is gorgeous at night

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Give us some inside into the life and society of teh moe floors. you're seen as barbarians here

I dropped my key. Has anyone seen it? It has a Phos keychain and a bike key on it in addition to my apartment key. I live on the 537th floor.

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So I brought my mom over to visit aka have sex with her, and now I have to lock her inside a large human sized safe because you animals keep trying to break into my fucking room and rape her. Yes I know a mature fertile yes shes still fertile as she has me at age 16 my dad is aa real douchebag, a fertile mature thick thigh milky white skinned 5'10 woman around, but shes mine ok we have been fucking since I was 10 years old.

OK WHO TOOK MY BODY PILLOW

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WHY DOES EVERYONE ON FLOOR 666 KEEP YELLING AT EACH OTHER TO HAVE SEX
I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP

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I know this is an anonymous board but you are hurting yourself. Have this (you) and calm down

I found it on my balcony, but the problem is I'm on the 69th floor. As I am sure that neither of us can survive the trip, do you know anyone that can?

Why is everyone here so gay? I keep getting my butt spanked everytime I walk past anons in the hallway and some dude tried to insert his fingers into my rectum, yikes. I am not gay I am straight despite being a virgin so I fuck my sex doll instead.

What did you find? My key? Please tell me you found it.

Isn't this just derived from Yea Forums's "Yea Forums mansion" threads?

Tie it to a ballon

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Jesus Christ how did it get there? Is there someone who would be able to help us to transport it up to my floor? I really need to go to the bathroom

Came into my room. I’ll let you use mine

Yea Forums's mansion obviously doesn' t exist. Could you seriously imagine Yea Forumsirgins living in a fucking mansion?

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Who's brigth idea was to have comunal bathrooms? half of you retards don't flush, last time I went to piss there was a whole roll of toilet paper in the toilet. Disgusting, whoever did that, I will decapitate you

All the ones I can find are filled with cum.
Even if they weren't, I don't have helium.

Alright but I want the rest of you to know that if you don't hear from me again then you know who killed me

I have a window, I just shit and piss out of it.

>your floor has dubs

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>user's face when it hits him

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As someone who is about to hhead into a strangers bathroom, I wish we had those

I just created KoolKidsKlub on the 500 floor. And anybody who doesn't like spooks can join it. Also we have snacks, drinks and 4K projector and stuff...

Anyone hungry?
I'm making some bacon an eggs. Email me if you want any, but you'll have to pay the butt tax.

landlord here!

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this is an ID check for all Yea Forumsnime apartment inhabitants.

You must present some sort of unique picture to prove it is you who is staying on the floors in pic related.

Anyone residing in the floors seen here please present your ID.

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>whoring yourself for breakfast

You're not Mr. Hitler.

Nobody lives there anymore. We stopped paying our collective sewage bill and the lower floors have just been filling up with our waste and refuse. Everything below floor 27 is a lost cause.

>bacon an eggs
wow it's fucking nothing
go to /ck/ and cook the first 3 dishes you see RIGHT FUCKING NOW

no, I'm lolicon hitler

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I want an user to pee in my butt.

I'm right here.

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At least yours has real toilets. My floor was built by a bunch of fucking weebs and they installed traditional japanese toilets, so I have to deal with aiming at a porcelain ditch in the ground whenever I need to go.

I'm just so horny and hungry I don't care.

Can we kick off every lolishitter before we get the "sad panda" treatment because of them?

I think floor 654' toilet is a literal hole going down as far as 650 so you're overall lucky.

no this is the landlord

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I am moving in, where are isekai fags or fantasy fags?

herro Ken-sama

Theres a fucking pitfall trap on floor 320, and I think I see what the fuck is that lava glowing down there. Who the fuck made this?

there is no landlord. noone has ever left the building succesfully.

Which one of you called the maid service?

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I think I broke one of your gourds at the party last night. Sorry user.