Well?

I'm gay

Since we're all little girls, aren't we all gay?

Because she's not real

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what's that

because i don't need one.

My incel aura scares women away

I have a pink haired novle girlfriend in the golden dears.
So you can fuck off back to your country you poor blacked red chicken.

fag

Unironically this.

Three houses anime when?

Fuck off and go back to destroying a whole continent you murderous psycho cunt.

>destroying

I hate women

fuck social media

But I married best girl and had Dimitri give you the shaft, head first.

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>starting a full blown war against two countries who have nothing to do with what you actually want to do
>tons of battles because of it for five years
>not destroying
There's a reason she's a full blown villain in every route but the one that spends the whole time saying how awesome she is.

How would you make one? Obviously two cour with one for pre-timeskip and one for post-timeskip, but do you just go with one route? Maybe the other two could get OVAs at least.

why is your game shit?

Because she had a baby with my friend

It's just rebuilding the continent.

All relationships are doomed to end in stagnation or heartbreak

If you're unlucky enough to get a 3d gf, either one of you will die or you will either break up with her or marry her.

One of you dying is probably the worst. You likely won't have had enough time together to hate each-other yet, so all the fondness you have will be ripped away in that moment. It will be horrible for everyone involved, and if she's the one who died you'll go the rest of your life wondering what could have been.

Break-ups are almost always difficult, a "clean" break-up is incredibly rare. The temporary happiness you find together is unlikely to be worth the emotional pain of the break up, and for months or years afterwards just the thought of her will likely inspire some sort of emotional pain

Marry her, and eventually your passion for each other will wane, and your relationship will become stale, but you'll either be stuck together forever or you'll be a part of the 50% of marriages that end in divorce. If it ends in divorce, she'll almost certainly get half your things plus alimony, and will likely be the one to keep the kids too. Courts are incredibly biased in that regard, so expect to be fucked over. Otherwise, you may stay together and slowly grow to hate one-another, but stay together anyway for one reason or another in a toxic relationship that ruins both your lives. It's possible that you don't grow to outright hate one another, but there will be more problems together than there would be if you where by yourself. After all, you'll have the issues of two people to deal with instead of just one.

The only way to really win, to avoid all that drama, manipulation and emotional scarring, is not to play. Avoid 3DPD, and you will keep your wealth, your happiness and your sanity.

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Nice pasta, if not, that's really sad.

I don’t really want one because I’m in college and don’t really have myself together at the moment. That being said, I could probably fuck someone for a one night stand, but I don’t think I can relate to anyone emotionally. At least not anymore.

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It's not a pasta

It's not sad, it's avoiding sadness by avoiding women. You don't have to cut them out of your life or hate them or anything, that's not what I'm saying, but relationships, dating and especially marriage just isn't worth it. Find a fuckbuddy if you need to, but don't go any deeper than that

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If I had a superpower it would be to absorb sadness, so I can absorb your sadness and suffer it by myself. I can't see people being sad, I just can't.

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Yup.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vblot9RiULI

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Dumb homophobe

Too aloof.

On the right are just girls between 16 and 25. After that the whole thing comes crashing down.
I like being a man

I havent been in love for years now. Once you stop caring it never gets better
Had sex several times and all that but I just get bored and regret it after the deed.

You should probably stop being gay. I’m not even saying this as a personal attack, but as a warning. The data and statistics surrounding homosexuals is very scary.

emaso.com/links/extra/frightening_gay_statistics/frightening_gay_statistics.htm

web.archive.org/web/20170411214739/https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/09581596.2014.946887

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Tis better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.
There is a statistical probability of a negative outcome in every aspect of life, you'll never know the actual outcome if you never take the chance in the first place.

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She's 2D and married to a man better than I.

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I imagine most of the guys upset about that pic are still teenagers.

Probably. If youre mid-20 you just stopped caring at some point

You can still experience love without loving 3d.

Unrequited love reinforced by delusional loneliness, yes.

Why is edgelard so fucking hot?

fag

You'll fall into a pit of hate and self pitty when you the one you love can't love you back.

Why would I need some thot when I already have the love and acceptance of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?

I prefer the God Emperor over the Crazy Dragon Lady.
At least the Emperor is out there for the Crestlets.

Because she became my fiance yesterday

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Because my wife would kill me

I have no fucking clue.

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fuck off edgelord

I don't want one and even if I did I couldn't get one.

hey congrats dude hope the wedding is nice

>tfw mid-20 and started caring because having kids past 30 increases chance of autism

I have difficulty finding grills who aren't hiding batshit craziness behind a thick layer of foundation. Everything is peachy and perfect until one thing isn't, then it all isn't. It feels like I have to know them for at least 6 months to get a hint at their true colors, and since it takes so long I feel like I'm wasting time at this point...

Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Oh wa-

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Your wife is cute, user.

>Three houses anime when?

Unless it's some prequel or interquel spinoff, that's going to be nearly impossible since each house is notoriously different in their stories and characters involved

I thought Yea Forums was supposed to improve during the late night/early morning.

Not during summer it doesn't.

Had enough women cheat on me to realize cherishing 2D was the only answer

This is probably the most legitimate advice and answer on this board

My wife would probably divorce me

Should I settle for a tupla and recluse myself? Cant even feel emotional connection to anyone anymore let alone one in a romantic relationship. Everything feels so artificial, even my friends and family.

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Well he did penetrate her. That makes him basically her boyfriend.

I do have a girlfriend, she's just 2d.

Because i have a waifu

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Thanks. It's going to be HxH themed so it will certainly be kino.

Euro propaganda.