Yea Forumsnime apartment

Please stop playing your shit-tier OPs and EDs without headphones at max volume when I'm trying to sleep, user.

GOMEN NE SUNAO JANAKUTE

I hope you all love Pururin.
youtube.com/watch?v=bkz6504BKng

Hey, anybody wanna discuss Shinji Isekai?

I AM THE OWNER OF THIS APARTMENT BUILDING EDAJIMA HEIHACHI

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There's already a evangelion waifu war on B432

>can’t remember what floor orchestr/a/ practice is on
Gyabo

They used to be on the first floor until anons from the top floor shat on them
Now they're moving to floor G305

He was playing a Ojamajo Doremi OP in the original novel

On 432? They turned floor 425 to 460 into a war zone! I'm freaking out here. They broke through my door and asked me if I thought Anno was a hack. I got lucky and yes was the correct answer. Apparently they were Reifags. I barely managed to tear down the Rei posters they left before a battalion of Asukafags came through!

Anyone else have this girl knock on your door and start telling you about Jesus? Pic related, managed to get a picture while she was telling me that some desert man died for me or something. Really skeeved me out, it was some pretty heavy stuff. Told me if I don't stop masturbating I'm going to "Hell" where I burn forever. Doesn't sound worth it guys.
Anyone else seen her or am I the only one?

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Floor 900-1000 is mine.
Anyone getting close will get thrown off.

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God, I want to fuck the user from next door.

Dude, have you seen the madokafags raid floor 300 to 500?
Or that one time /m/ destroyed the upper floors

Oh, so you are the one responsible for the pile of dead people

Me too

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Only cute traps are allowed in my apartment

did you introduce yourself to your neighbors already?

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Just call the shrine maiden to remove her

Already creampied all of them.

>Yea Forumsnime apartment
>not 'the Yea Forumspartments'
I want to move.

I did, she's just looking at me funny...

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Floor -1 here, please leave us alone.

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If you ever hear any noises coming from the basement, just ignore them. That's where I give dance classes to kids (and where I lock up the guests who don't pay the rent to the landlord).

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JESUS I LIKE MONOGATARI TOO BUT TURN DOWN THE FUCKING MUSIC ASSHOLE

found the schizo autist

God I wanna live in those japanese apartments so badly, they look so comfy

Truth is, jojoBULLS would dominate the building. Everyone would have to pay protection money or face the consequences.

What did I do to you, I don't even make noise

Fuck off, I'm the elected representative of the sub-levels, faggot.
We're declaring independence.

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You turned me on. Now youll need to let me breed you as an apology.

0079 Marathon at my place, I have coffee milk.

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Let me fuck your butt or else I'll kill you

Don't they make up 20% of nu-Yea Forums?
Makes a lot of sense with all those fags outside

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B-but boys can't breed

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LANDLORD HERE, PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT YOU SMELLY NEETS!
I LET YOU OFF EASY LAST WEEK BUT I'LL KNOCK YOUR GODDAMN TEETH DOWN YOUR THROAT IF YOU CAN'T PAY ON TIME!

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Which floor is haunted by the kitsune?

Not with that attitude.

No.

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NNNNOOOOOO
DON'T BRING /M/ HERE
THEY'LL DESTROY THIS PLACE AGAIN AS THEIR MECH PLAYGROUND

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We need to try harder. Get the lube and bend over.

Soon, I promise

Life is tough on the 1000th floor but at least the view is nice and my thighs are getting fucken joocy

Good luck trying to get out of the cages.

Who here /stealing the neighbor's wifi/

Don't worry I had a plan for when my NEET money ran out.
I'll leave some spare yen in my front left pocket.

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*knock knock*
I had a scary dream...
C-Can I sleep with you tonight, user?

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I want to fuck him in the butt. What apartment is he in?

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The state of the housing market today, i have to die to get a place.

No. Go back to your room.

>not Yea Forumsutist
one job

Reminds me of the retarded wifi names of Yea Forumstards

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Going to McDonalds, you guys want anything?

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SUM FINNA DAT......... SUM O DAT MCCHIKIN YAKNOW WHAT IMMA B SAYIN?

Go ahead, throw me off, if you can.

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Ok, Yea Forumsnon

>Not WcDonalds

Yeah get me some Wendy's instead, 2 nr 2s.

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Something is off about these apartments guys. It has to do with a spiral or something I don't really get it.
>pic related is me

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I tried to bring a girl last week and she got so creeped out by the whole building that she doesn't want to see me anymore, why did you guys let me down.

But she had a dick.

None of them, that's just a shitty rumor to you fucking NEETs ocuppied.

I just dropped of the rent, get off my ass old man

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Ugh
New floormate is a fucking negro.
What the hell is the landlord thinking?

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NO
I AM THE OWNER OF THIS APARTMENT BUILDING EDAJIMA HEIHACHI

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God, I love Tokyo.

God I want a cock in my ass now

>he thinks we're still in Tokyo.

>tfw landlord said no pets
Goodnight Old Yeller ;_;

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GUYS
I got a letter from the Queen of Crystal Tokyo

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*puts speakers on blast*
>SONO CHI NO SADAME

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Where are the communal masturbation sessions now? It used to be floor 772 but the semen drain got clogged and the retard janitor won't do his job.

Geez, okay. What apartment?

I'm not sure this is an apartment. I have yet to see proof that this is an apartment.

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Lemme smash

Apartment g55
HURRY. I NEED COCK NOW

Yes. I accidentally groped all of them when they kept running into me with bread in their mouths. Every corner of this place needs a mirror to stop this happening.

user ding dong ditched me again.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yeah I violently anal raped them.
I hurt them

Half the building is coming there. Hope your ass is ready for the gangbang.

nice building... hahahahaha

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Who wants to fuck this old hag?

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Welcome, I am your friendly neighbour

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Public Service Announcement:
Asuka and Reifags have ceased live fire hosilities until 19:00 hours or until tendies are finished

Why does Yea Forums get so gay in the hypothetical situation that any of us are near one-another?
it turns me on

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Is smoking allowed?

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>the landlord is a tomboyish cake that always curses and pull pranks on you
i-i will pay

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I will pump my gooey mochi in her fat moon.

I want to be in your room fucking your ass over and over. Image it's a super hot day and my balls keep slapping against your ass over and over.

OFFICER, NO IT WAS A JOKE
I DIDN'T UNIRONICALLY TRASH TALK OUR QUEEN NOOOO

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Yea Forums here. Someone set fire to my apartment, so I'm going to live here now.

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Too late, we've already seized control of the underground parking lot and have begun disassembling every vehicle to create our masterpiece; the Turn \w\ XLR. Don't tell /o/.

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Public service announcement:
The ceasefire has already been broken

You literally asked for a lighter at the balcony last night you dummy.

Denbts? Do I look like a fucking Greek to you, buddy?

Wasn't there a furry invasion followed up by /m/ invasion?

I LEFT THE OVEN ON

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a girl is making of me on the internet bros, is it wrong to live like this? i like it

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AHHHH IM SI HORNY ALL OF YOU BETTER CUM INSIDE OF MY ASS

>making fun of me*
sorry, i'm raterd

After we're done with you, you'll end up looking like a puddle of cum.

>This is the last post made by user before he died

The Yea Forumspartments would last 30 minutes before it turned into a huge hot steamy gay orgy. We're all too horny and perverted from years of anime.

>Implying that Yea Forums is any better with them shitting outside their windows and constant furry invasions

Public Service Announcement:
Fuck reifags

I always leave my door unlocked.

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shut the fuck up, you thirsty faglord

Enjoy Yea Forums shitters in your room

Anyone want to come play piano at my place?

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Is that an offer?

Calm down, Donovan.

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AH FUCK

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Play with your pianus?

Just outright say you want to do gay things like the other user.

No
Go away fag

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hey i'm hear to hook up your internet, do you know where the mdu is?

forgot what i look like

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Since we had problems with the water. Sissy anons will be used as replacements for urinals.

Indeed, my neighbor and i are very friendly...

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>Yea Forumsnon left the oven on

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Anyone wanna come over for some tea?

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I only drink coffee.

*dingdong*
hello, i'm your new neighbor

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Just tea?

There are multiple
Here are the floors where they are located:
A120
A350
A530
A703
A995
G110
G340
G520
G702
G985
Z100
Z330
Z510
Z701
Z975

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To the user that keeps ordering doujins. I understand your plight with the recent death of a very sad panda
BUT GET YOUR FUCKING ADDRESS RIGHT YOU DUMBASS! I DON'T NEED THAT REP

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Dear Resident,

As a result of regular water quality testing, the V-1000™ Department of Water and Sanitation detected elevated levels of fecal coliform bacteria in the water supply serving levels 5 through 599.

Fecal coliform bacteria are a subset of coliform bacteria originating from human feces. The fecal coliform group includes all of the rod-shaped bacteria that are non-spore forming, gram-negative, lactose-fermenting in 24 hours at 44.5° C, and which can grow with or without oxygen. These bacteria are typically found in water contaminated by human or animal feces.

>Is the water safe?
Yes. These bacteria were detected during the month of June 2019 at a level of 6800 colonies/100ml of water. The Department of Water and Sanitation has determined this to be a safe level for tenant consumption, for all purposes such as bathing, cleaning, eating, and drinking. Sensitive and immunocompromised individuals should report to 666-C: Guest Services for assistance. The Department is notifying you of these elevated levels in order to better inform you about your water and ensure you of its quality.

>Why did this low-level contamination occur?
The contamination is thought to have begun due to widespread tenant emptying of fecal receptacles into the ground level courtyard, by means of apartment windows, rather than through designated fecal disposal units. Tenants are reminded that vandalism and abuse of one's fecal receptacles is against the terms of tenancy and may result in fines and relocation. Starting in May 2018, fecal receptacles have been free for all tenants to use. There are 2 located on each floor at 45 degrees northwest and southeast.

>Questions and concerns?
We are always happy to hear your questions, comments, and concerns. We at V-1000™ want to ensure the V-1000™ HyperBuilding® is not just place to live, but a home for life. If you have any concerns, questions to ask, or wish to discuss your status as a tenant, please visit 666-C:

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I need more cum in my ass

Earn it, whore.

Green tea

oh boy looks like i'll be getting my steps in today. just to clarify, you guys don't plan on doing anything illegal with our services right?

stop jacking off

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Someone pooped in front of my apartment.

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>He thinks its accidental

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>Yea Forums is full of a bunch of literal faggots
This is the power of Anime...

Could be a Yea Forumstard

GET A JOB AND RENT A FUCKING HOUSE YOU POORFAGS!

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HOW CAN I PAY YOU IF I HAVE NO MONEY BITCH

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PURII PURII PURIINN

Don't come to floor 666

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Shut up and come to my apartment right now.

LIKE A FALLEN ANGEL!!

>He thinks that people on a Mandarin animation website sarcastically over the top gay aren't joking

Listen here.

Most of us are extremely horny.
THE PANDA IS DEAD making us even hornier since we can't fap 10 times a day
What do you think it would happen if you put all of us together in a single place? This isn't gay. This is survival.

how.new.r.u.u.uyuu

I can't not be a NEET user, the idea of a job scares me. I don't like the idea of living in a house either.

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Wanna join poker night?

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Get a job as our cum bucket.

How dare you disrespect our Queen!

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I still haven't had gay butt sex yet! What the hell?!?

dude, even Yea Forums-tan is a fucking trap

that wasn't me

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sure

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I swear to christ if I see another loli doujin or a futa doujin or worse, a fucking vanilla doujin so help me god when I find you

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Walk around naked, flaunting your delicious butt.

yes you did
right here

You can work from home and make money by letting other's work under you and you won't even have to lift a finger.

I'm going to start looking for unlocked doors. First door thats unlocked I'm coming inside I'm going to rape your ass. You better not like it and struggle

find

>This thread

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I just want to live a quiet life with my wife.

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>this post

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I need a hairy bear to come bully me

Any bros here okay with a four inch dick? I'll give you a reach around

user, you've been doing this for 2 hours already

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Bullshit. Grow up. It isn't autism. It's just you being a faggot.

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I will sit on your face and suffocate you until your useless dick starts leaking. Then I will proceed to make you my girl.

>Renting a house
Stop being a poorfag already user and buy it

Any rough and tumble daddies wanna come take my boy hole to pound town?

I want a black guy to kiss me after he cums inside of my ass

Try me

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Anyone wanna come to floor 420?

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Mmmmmm can you spank my ass while you pound me daddy?

Only if you get a QoS tattoo on your smooth crotch.

Hurt me daddy

I will do every single thing possible to you. At the end of the day you'll be nothing but my cock socket.

Actually it would be cheaper in monthly payments to buy….but I don't want to live here forever. I'll buy a place in cash when I settle down.

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Any bros into poop play? I want to fuck a piece of shit after anal

I welcome you

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Some of you guys are alright.
Don't go to floor 217 today.

This apartment is MINE! I AM THE KING!

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I already raped everybody on that floor
Used goods now

That's not how it is going to work out for you...

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can we have a pizza hut in the garage?

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>Girl
I don't want you anyway
Got any brothers?

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of?

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How would you like a nice dinner? I'll cook you'll bring the meat

I lost my cat, anyone seen him?

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Your naked body is the base and our cum is the cheese.

I will buy one hundred pizzas if every single boy let's me cum inside of them

NOPE. You die at the feet of a woman.

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If you shave your meat you can hurt me with it all night long

I fucked it to death
Sorry bro

I AM THE OWNER OF THIS APARTMENT BUILDING EDAJIMA HEIHACHI
YOUR CAT IS BEING IN GOOD CARE AT THE SPECIAL CAT APARTMENT BUILDING ONLY THOSE WHO COMPLETE MY CHALLENGE CAN GO TO

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Heh, foolish old man. You just stepped into the rape zone. Me and my boys are going to destroy your asshole. I hope you're prepared.

I'm up for some pizza

Pump me full of your cum
I already fucked that cat to death
I'm edgeing

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You are only allowed to eat if you come to the gangbang

ENOUGH JOKING
I AM THE OWNER OF THIS APARTMENT BUILDING EDAJIMA HEIHACHI
I WILL MURDER YOU A THOUSAND TIMES

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You drive a hard bargin

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I will shave, I will hurt you and then we will eat it

>Meanwhile, everybody gets isekai'd in the Yea Forums 1000 floor apartment building...
Do I get isekai'd again if I get hit by an airplane?

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
FLOOR 800 TO 1000 IS UNDER MY CONTROL
TAKE THAT EARTHNOID SCUM

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That's not how it works you little shit...

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Does anybody have some salt I can lend for my boiled eggs?

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What if I got isekai'd to this apartment from my elf village?

Bilking 300 pound user on floor 69, come if you dare.

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YES BUT ONLY IF YOU CAN GET PAST ME
I AM THE OWNER OF THIS APARTMENT BUILDING EDAJIMA HEIHACHI

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We could, but I haven't managed to find Geoffrey yet

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Sure...

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Ah,good citizens, where can I find a man named Enigmatic Gale?

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I want to make an user my boiwife and get him pregnant so bad.

I'm just gonna set my drug operation riiiight over here.
Don't mind the junkies, they make the place livelier. Just tell me if someone's not breathing so I can put them in the dumpster.

You're already dead

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If you are an "enemy" of this world, please come to floor 757. I just wanna talk.

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Talk? More like having the hottest, lewdest sex of your life.

Which degenerate stole my underwear.

>drug operation

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>wearing any clothes at all when you'll get raped every 3 steps.

Soundcheck

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I needed a pair. Get off me

this thread reminds me of a porn text game about a little girl (or boy) who needs to get money to pay her rent every week and who lives in a shitty town where everyone wants to rape her/him (including animals like dolphins)

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We're playing mahong on floor 73. One spot is still open.

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Guys! The moon is staring at me again.

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Someone PLEASE tell the /snk/ fags to stop screaming at eachother, it has been 3 days and I really need some sleep.

Dance party in the worlds smallest apartment.

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Fuck off. This is between us not you.
FUCK ZEKE ALL HAIL EREN
FUCK ZEKE ALL HAIL EREN
FUCK ZEKE ALL HAIL EREN

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stop trying to break into my apartment you faggots

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Ignore the funny noises coming from my room, I just adopted a little demon girl I found outside.

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Anyone wanna play some MonHun?

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Leave everything to me

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I'm gonna come rape her
I'll find a way after I rape that little girl I'm coming to rape you

LOCK YOUR DOOR

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WHO THE FUCK LET IN THE LITTLE GIRL SPINNING IN CIRCLES ON THE CLEANING EQUIPMENT? SHE WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Anyone wanna play some crash team racing?

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We already talked about this miyashita
No more enemies in our apartment after what happened last time

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>I'm gonna come rape her
Don't make my send my Onii-chan after you.

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Yeah, this guy stole it

i cant believe user got isekaied into an arsonist!!

If my room gets isekai'd too, I might end up blowing the entire apartment's (and probably the whole block/street surrounding it) power grid because my room is sitting on 2.8 mwh antminers. Otherwise, I'd be just like her.

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Any reviews for the gym on the 282nd floor yet?

Yeah but fuck Zeke though.

I WILL COME DOWN AND FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

To the faggot who keeps rearranging my figures:
FUCKING STOP IT ALREADY
OR I SWEAR ILL FIND YOU
AND CALL THE POLICE

Pretty good.

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g-guys what happened to the 13th floor? W-where is it??

Why is everyone there gay?

I'm sorry, man, you are already dead.

what the fuck is happening on the 20th floor?
why is everyone screaming?

I'm taking all of you with me

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Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two stories down.

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Public service announcement
The Era of Rei starts NOW

I'm gay

Because the whole fucking building is gay.

Public service announcement: every rei fag is fucking dead

Hi gay I'm dad

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Please stop fighting and go to sleep already. Just for a few hours.

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Me and the boys enjoy it. Doubt a faggot like you would care for it

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>blackout

anyone who goes to floor 131 is fucking dead, thats my floor

What do you mean? I don't hear anything.

I'm going to bed, be a bit quieter thank you very much.

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motherfucking /m/ can't keep it civil
how many times did they blow up the plant?

No

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Who the fuck touched my ass, I live alone.

Oh, sorry. My bad. It was accidental.

in which floor are the lolibabas i was promised to?

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It was me. I'm about to rape you right now

Attention residents

Will whoever ordered the rabbit please come down and collect her? She's waiting in the lobby.

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wait, i got someone else's package, please take it away, its rustling and making noises

Ah yes. I'm on my way. I'm going to rabbit to death!
I love fucking small animals to death!

I hope this is my neighbor.

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Did someone legitimately broke into my apartment, took a shit on my table, pissed in my drawer, cummed in my left sock and just fucking left?

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Public Service Announcement:
whoever took my tendies is FUCKING DEAD AAAAJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!HJJJJJJJJJSDFSEGGD

>anime OP and EDs constantly repeated and blasted throughout the floor
No thanks

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i only pissed in your drawer, i think you need to change your locks user

I'll lead you to him.

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Alright, one of you assholes has to know this, where in the everloving fuck is floor 404? I heard they've got an entire library of rare books and films including lost doujins and some unreleased film strips from a whole bunch of 80s OVAs. Some say they even have the original Ghost Slide cels.

youtube.com/watch?v=_mslZSL9Z84
hey guys im back

Why would you want an old hag as your neighbor?

youtube.com/watch?v=qGl7b1EPwfA

My wife Chino is so cute

I have a fetish for cougars.

>3000 residents
>None of us take showers
This is disgusting

Let's all take one together.

1000 floors and no showers

Speak for yourself, ape. I shower and take baths regularly. And so are my neighbors.

Can this be the bath?

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the faggot next door is watchinf dubs

Some has got to take out the trash.

I'd imagine floor 1-4 would be buried under all the shit that gets thrown out of top floors.

>tfw can't go for comfy nightwalks anymore because everyone here is also awake in the middle of the night.

P-please help! There's a spider in my bathroom.

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Pour a ton of shampoo and soap into it and make the pool a bubble bath!

SOMEONE PLEASE FIX THE FUCKING PLUMBING. WE NEED IT

Just shit out of the window like a normal persom

go to the poop room user

Shit, nigga. We just better burn the whole thing.

Anybody need a doctor?

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Goddamn. Whoever was on the floor above me, spending the entire night recording and re-recording for his "Yea Forums sings" entry...

You have a beautiful voice, my dude. Keep at it.

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>Someone stole all my doujins
I KNOW IT WAS YOU, 50TH FLOOR! YOU CUNTS! I'M SPIKING YOUR LAUNDRY

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I'm starting to feel grateful that I don't have enough money to live in your apartment. You faggots are a bunch of perverted pigs.

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>Fire up the torrent
>Seeders: 5

Are you fucking kidding me, you shits.

WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY SENKO-SAN BODYPILLOW!? I WILL FIND YOU AND RIP OF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!

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Go buy me Jump

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>any building that has two spergs within shooting distance
it's gonna be a m/a/ssacre

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Guys, help. My imouto was coming to visit. The last thing she messaged me was she's already in front of the apartment and is coming up. That was four hours ago. Her cellphone is turned off.

You guys wouldn't happen to know where she is, right?

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Wait a sec, I will be there soon

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>1000 floor apartment
>$1500 monthly rent
>always have blackouts
>fucked plumbing
>noisy, smelly neighbors
>in the middle of fucking nowhere
>no commute at all
>prone to tokusatsu-like disasters

It's like i'm robbing an old lady blind

yeah im dating her

Haven't seen her. That said, I'm starting a bussiness here. It's like a glory hole but you get to fuck a teen stuck in a wall rather than get your dick sucked. 30 bucks a pop

I threw her off the building.

wtf that's the girl that burned my family at the stake
I've never been so aroused

underrated

I call dibs.

>closed room murder spree times 1000
youtube.com/watch?v=bnH9Gbw4ybk

I can't reach the remote for my TV. Can someone help?

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you can have mine until tomorrow
make sure to feed it

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Thanks bro

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Yes you can. Saw ads for it while over there.

Vampire Gabu > Angel Gabu

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Can you retards on the 999th floor be a little quieter at during the day? I gotta be up at like 3AM to deliver tofu

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She's right user, what if you have a friend over? You are gonna need another chair.

Hello Anons

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Feel free to visit

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>that guy who clogs up the shared internet by downloading and seeding tens of thousands of shitty anime episodes that only he likes
I'm sick of it bros why didn't truck kun take me to paradise?

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Same to you

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im required to by law

Can I pay my rent with sex?

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No

I hope I don't disturb your sleep, dear neighbor

Yea Forums-tan is ugly

The Enigmatic Gale!
Where did you hear that name?

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Hmm.

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WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS HAS COCKROACHES!

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I live on the roof, domo.
$20 for a bungee jump.

you're ugly

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Sup bitch.
I heard you were a man of man talents with connections in all the right places. Would you like to make a deal? I have a bunch of illegal magical and cursed weapons I'm looking to get off my hands. Have anything good you could offer me for it?

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Will shoes suffice as payment without the cord?

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OH FUCK DON'T GO TO FLOOR 736 CANDLEJACK IS H

I'M GOING DO IT
I'M GOING TO ASK THE CUTE BAKER FROM ACROSS THE STREETS OUT ON A DATE

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a-user?
Are you ok?

What? Candlejack doesn't exi

Plenty of room for weighted sword swings. Also did anyone else have their pantry stocked full of dried meat and this mysterious sweet powder called whey?

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Bullshit user we buried Candlejack ye

Tell him to sit on your lap

This is just like my Japanese animes

Stop throwing prostitutes limbs off the verandas you filthy animals. We have established a designated dumping point. You know who you are.

He said shrine maiden,not a hoker

Every user under 5'10 gets transformed into a cute loli and lives together with the anons above 5'10.

The Game is Degree of Lewdity

Oi, who wants to watch some Minami-ke?

t. 5'11" manlet

Can everyone in this floor stop having ghost blowjobs? Shit is fucking noisy.

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the drains are constantly clogged with semen
I am moving out

Konbanwa, it's me from the complex next door. /jp/.

Unfortunately, I can't reach my apartment because the hallways are blocked by solid masses of unwashed onaholes and braindead idolshitter corpses.

Can I stay for a night?

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Rewatching GochiUsa followed by karaoke on 647. Bring your own pillow.

Well, at least there's probably some girls to hang out with, i think something in the ballpark of a third of Yea Forums are female(XX)

user, coming out is fine and all. But you don't have to do it here.

This girl has been outside our gate for a while. Does anyone want to go see what's going on?

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She's still there? My roommate went down to to ask her if she was lost. That was almost an hour ago and I'm getting worried.

>mfw I invite /k/ over and we start an empire of guns and lolis

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What is it Pipimi-chan?

Hey fuk u buddy

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>1000 floor
>pic
nice

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Alright, anyone need help from the janitor? I'll be taking care of girl's plugged toilets from now on

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According to my theory there are also basement levels below floor 1, so the hotel is actually much larger than we think!

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How did you escape from /jp/ if the hallways are blocked?

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Other /jp/ user here, the Monster Girl Generals have an old tunnel between the complexes.

Alright I'm doing down to the courtyard to organize a thing were everyone beats the shit out of each other.
You're all invited.

You escaped via secret passage?

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Can I bring my posse?

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The more the merrier.

Clear the way!

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so in which floor are we going to do our karaoke night again?
also what songs are you guys going to bring to sing with us tonight?

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...

Will have to sync up our speakers user, wouldn't want to cause you any trouble.

>1000 floors
The building is at least three and a half kilometers tall. The sound of the ~250 MW air conditioning system attempting to keep the people on the upper levels from freezing to death is like a 747 taking off. The queue for the elevator is so long we'll have to switch to a lottery system, perhaps based on our post digits. Should the pumps pushing millions of gallons of water through the hundreds of kilometers of pipes fail, we'll all literally be in deep shit, but hey at least the jannies do it for free.

its an isekai, i don't gotta explain shit
>elevators will be packed
thats implying that the majority will actually leave this monstrosity of a building

>thats implying that the majority will actually leave this monstrosity of a building
Or their rooms

Dude just take the stairs

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You're welcome. I wanted to playtest Overlord homebrew which my neighbour is creating, anyway.
You're , aren't you?

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We have a lot of wizards who can make it work.

Thank you, V-1000™ user

well there's a fully designed 800 floor building that's 4,000 meters tall (though that's only 800 floors)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Seed_4000
Also how about adding 200 underground floors? Doesn't have to be wide.

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I've heard you have a nest on a 574 floor.
Is it true?

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Kino

Same thing.

Just us kids here, uncle!

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>tfw saving for a house so I can have a room with a big TV and a big table to smoke weed and watch stuff with my frens

Don't worry I'll take care of it

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So this is what an anomalous non-euclidean building feels like.
MTF PSI-7 ON SITE

i lived in an apartment building for 5 years and never had contact to any of the other residents.

I mean, it happened that people tried to make small talk, but they'd hear my creepy quiet mono-tone voice and give up and walk away

Complain to the provider who can't set up the traffic shaping to save his life.

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>1000 floor apartment buildings
>mfw groceries day

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>not just eating the fungus that grows in the dark spaces inside the walls
I bet you don't even go to the maintenance tunnels.

Floor 873 here, I just get mine delivered.

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Delivery drones are great if you've got a room with windows or a balcony.

These apartments are too damn small, I have to go sideways through half the damn doors and can only go up in an empty elevator.

On a side note, the milk bottles in the common room fridge are free to take, help yourselves.

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69th floor here
Some girls rang my doorbell and asked if I wanted some beer and rock CDs, they had extra in their van
I told them I'd come after I shut my computer but when I came here I realized we don't have a parking garage in the building
Where would their van be, realistically speaking?

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We'd just have an entire city inside the "building". Hell, with its own rail system. You really think it's all hallways and elevators?

Attention all cultivators: There's going to be a search for heavenly treasure in deceased buyfag user 2400's apartment 40789 in floor 780 before the janitors come clean it up.

This is your chance to make a breakthrough and show you really are a dragon amongst men, but it will depend on your own good fortune.

There will be a poison focused alchemy seminar and an auction afterwards

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Can anybody read moon runes?
Translate this for me

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The first line reads "A boy falls in love with a girl".

Well, into the trash it goes

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second line looks like "the pleasure of being cummed inside"

Something like this, yeah

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Third line is "People die when they are killed".

[Pururins externally through the thin apartment walls]

Borgar

or this youtube.com/watch?v=YA8FzVZj4T4

pretty sure the first line is some "friends we met along the way" shit

I saw that thread

The most cyberpunk thing to ever exist.
Too bad they murdered it.

this is the floor below you, we started an empire of landminds placed at the starwells and lolis

this, but the soap is just semen suds

>dat filter
>dat linework
old anime is never coming back is it?

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It will
One day user

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Thanks to you dirty otakus these little fuckers have been spotted in my apartment.

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You put the nuke in the Davy Crockett
You mount it on the roof
You point at floor 500
You pull that fat fucking trigger
And watch the fireworks

Item #: SCP-SEN
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to properties inherent to SCP-SEN, full containment is considered improbable. However, neither SCP-SEN nor its inhabitants seem to pose any active threat. For now, access to the main entrance of SCP-SEN and the surrounding area have been barred, posting no less than two squads of security officers at any given time.

Description: SCP-SEN is a small, two story, seemingly abandoned apartment complex located on the outskirts of the prefecture, with architecture consistent with its surroundings dating back to . The exterior of SCP-SEN exhibits no observable phenomena, with its anomalous properties only becoming apparent upon entrance to the right-most apartment on the first floor. Once inside, a vast sprawling lobby is present, the span of which clearly expands beyond the natural boundaries of the containing building. The floor is densly populated with human entities, who appear non-hostile and pay little mind to outsiders. (Addendum: Later interviews with MTF-PSI-7, who discovered SCP-SEN, revealed that attempts to communicate with one of them merely elicited a reponse of "Who let /k/ in?"). A large elevator shaft sits dead center of the room, split into several smaller compartments capable of individual transport. The elevator itself is not equipped with floor numbers, but rather a keypad for floor entry. As of - - floors as high as 500 have been confirmed to be present, however Exploration Log 4378-1 has proven the existence of "negative floors". Aside from the inconsistent scale, SCP-SEN appears to function as a vaguely normal apartment building, with one exception. Residents often make reference to other "boards" (AKA SCP-SEN site 1-68) visiting frequently. Further research is being conducted to locate and contain SCP-SEN sites 1-68 to esnure no breach takes place.

you can just bring it back yourself

Buy Redline, show them you want hand-drawn back

They're my Harvest.

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>(Addendum: Later interviews with MTF-PSI-7, who discovered SCP-SEN, revealed that attempts to communicate with one of them merely elicited a reponse of "Who let /k/ in?").
Chuckled and checked

Saw an opened package with some weird powder and skull markings in the lobby. Can the chuuni playing chemist come pick it up?

Say hello to my new friend Yea Forums!
He'll be staying over mine for a few days, please be nice to him!

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Oh hey it's that guy
I think he's pretty rich
Didn't he like, start facebook or something?

Based trainfag

Anyone want to binge some classics with me tonight?... guys?

*opens window*
GOOOOOOD MOOOORNIIIIIIIING

*shoots*

no thanks. last time I watched something with you fags, you paused the show to sniff my feet

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What a cute little girl.

I'm no footfag

Why do I laugh at the dumb shit you faggots say

exactly what one WOULD say

Define "classics".

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Guys.
The pile of shoes at the entrance is getting out of hand. I've lost three pairs this month alone.

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anything old basically, you can choose what

I have a package for a Mr. user

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Fine. Galaxy Express 999 then.

Man, first we got rouches and now there are americans in the building. When will you guys call exterminators?

it's not christmas

At least you are losing entire pairs andnot just single shoes. It's infuriating

>Illya
Last time I buy shit on eBay

I'm offended at the notion you'd call me american, user. I'd shoot with a slingshot just to make the retard yelling at the top of his lungs from the window next to mine shut up

Look dude, I just deliver the packages. There was no unit number listed, I was just told to give them to whoever has repeating digits.

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*blast HOTD OP on full volume*

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Do this shit one more time and I'm going to kick your door down and strangle you. I'm not kidding.

Oh sorry neighbor, I thought you would enjoy my music
What about something more cute then *plays shoujo shuumatsu ryokou OP*

That's it. I'm going to your floor. I won't stop beating you untill you're dead, and then I'll rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

Hell yes I'm Mr user and I have repeating digits.

Embarassing! You're disinvited from the movie night now, bye!

I won't open the door! s-so good luck with that!

It's the part of a Sigil, isn't it?
Better keep an eye on /x/, they can actually summon a Succ.

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You call that a door? An infant could knock it down. Besides, I'm not planning on getting in that way.

And now, so can you!

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That's okay, I have cocaine to snort and lolis to fuck
I-I'm not sad at a-all..!

Help! My apartment keeps fucking moving around the building because of that demon fag. Somebody do something

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S-so you are gonna get in through the window? *closes all the windows*

user, that wouldn't be creative at all. You must think harder if you want to prevent me from getting in. And fast aswell, I'm halfway there.

I know how.

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Don't do this it makes mustard.

Almost. Remember that you do not live at the ground floor, user. I'm 75% of the way there.

tower of Yea Forums

And assuming the Planescape is real, we're now collectively meming Yea Forums-specific afterworld into existence.
Doesn't look that bad, to be honest.

To the autist that keeps showing up every night around 4 AM screaming at the our door
>WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW CHAPTER?
It will be released when ready.

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*releases the poisonous gasses into ventilation system*

I can see a lake from here! I do not recognise the bodies in the wat-hey user, is that you? It must be you, right there! Stay put, I'm gonna go for a swim. They're calling for us! CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM?

HOW SOON IS READY

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ARGHH *COUGHs*
I'M OUT OF HERE

hehehehe just according to keikaku

Psi-7 Lead to all units on the 666th floor, there seems to be an ongoing feud between two residents over a noise dispute. Defuse the situation before they summon a fucking cognitohazard.

Bro?

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TO ALL RESIDENTS ON THE 616th FLOOR: YOU DO NOT RECOGNISE THE BODIES IN THE BATHTUB. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE DISEMBODIED VOICES UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. YOU DO NOT RECOGNISE THE BODIES IN THE BATHTUB.

So let me get this straight.
We've all been teleported to a new world with technology advanced enough to support the construction of megastructures, and none of you even thought to actually try leaving the apartment building to explore the outside?

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...the... "out" side?

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Was that pic originally from the Okami-san anime?

Is this where you people talk to each other?
I just moved in here and .... wow .. this whole building is just ... I don't know what to say...
it's just... YIKES. ... I never cringed to hard in my entire life........ This is just .. wow.. I am speechless... How are you assholes living here?!?!? I literally unironically don't get it... YOU ARE THE WORST. FUCK ALL OF YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!

There's a lake, but all I see are bodies floating in the water and-hey, I think it's Adam over there!

>construction
for all we know this apartment building grew naturally from the ground like an ancient cedar

So one needs to pass a test every ten floors or so to progress?
Sounds like an Yea Forums alright.

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How can I work with all this noise....

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I'm going to jump

Which one of you fuckers dropped this outside my apartment?

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Somebody craved an apartment building in a world tree?

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Do a backflip

You do not recognise the bodies in the water?

>jump
>fall upwards
>reach the roof
>plop up on the roof harmlessly
>delinquents bet me up
Shit.

Wait.
High five me on the way down

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This building will soon be demolished. Please evacuate.
I REPEAT. EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY.

Are we supposed to take the stairs in the case of emergency? I don't think that's gonna work.

I don't think that they hire gaijins, but good luck on an interview anyway.

I'm stealing this idea, no apologies
3.6 roentgen

Pay your rent.

where should i put my figure collection in my apartment to impress people?

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seven seals, seven rings. seven brides for the scarlet King
they gather round the natal bed, the foolish and the wise. they fear the child yet to be born, whose voice shall rend the skies.
the faithful watch the forest for the coming of the King. their lanterns bright, they wait at night for the new world he shall bring.
the dragon waits in shadows, his breath will scorch the land. the hero in the castle draws his sword and makes his stand.

There's not enough room for that.

Use special pods, that are placed on floors 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, 350, 400, 450, 500, 550, 701, 750, 800, 850, 900, 1000

>live on floor 50
thanks for nothing

Landlord here, everything is fine ja?

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Stairs are still intact, you know

Supposedly if you get to the roof you get isekai'd into your faveouirte anime. Nobody who went ahs ever returned. Anyone want to go there with me? We need a lot of food to make it to the top, and I can't guarantee your safety.

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>get isekai'd
>life here sucks
>entire quest is to get re-isekai'd to a better one
I can dig it

Now I'm absolutely positive that it's a Sigil.
>Nobody who went ahs ever returned
Some portals go both ways, you know. They just a newbie planeswalkers, I assume.

Nein, the faggots I brought over from /snk/ are ruining everything with their Yea Forums tier discussions/shitposting. Please landlord-kun, evict em all before they ruin all the floors with their tired shit-flinging.

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Where do you think you are?

some nigga stole your lance, otherwise it's fine

How much food do you have? If it's less than a months worth I suggest you spend your remaining money on buying more, a weapon just in case would help too, can't be too caucious around moefags from floor 1000 and up

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Image the raping and killing that would happen to the reddit and dumblr fags that got transport along with is by accident.
Glorious.
I mean, there's be raping and killing anyways, but...

Deploying clean-up teams on floors 900-1000.
Preparing teams for 800-899

>moefags from floor 1000 and up
we don't talk about these
there's a good reason why they are walled off with reinforced concrete and titanium bars

Well, either way, we have to get through there to get to the roof. As long as we keep our distance they probably won't cannibalise on our bodies. So, are you up or not?

Around moefags, watch yourself.

It's to stop anyone from looking from the rooftop and seeing that lake which makes you want to go there and drown in it. You do not recognise the bodies in the water.

The piss lake isn't on the roof, It's on moefag territory. The roof is many floors above that.

Anyone ever go into the basement? I hear that it's a fucking maze, changes it's dimensional layout every few hours, and filled with all sorts of creepy fucked up things wanting to invade the surface. Legend has it that at the very top of the apartment block is an armory stocked with thousands upon thousands of guns, explosives and other equipment hidden in a dimensional bubble. If you get through the moefag turf and break down the super strong door at the very end of the corridor, we just might stand a chance against those basement dwellers.

Well that sucks, I thought there gonna be a massive sex dungeon....

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If the fucking heavy duty reinforced basement door has been sealed shut with holy water blessed cement, guarded by machine gun toting security officers and a big sign reading DO NOT OPEN: FUCKED UP SHIT ON THE OTHER SIDE, do you really think there would be a sex dungeon down there?

seconding.

Do it yourself and link it in here

>FUCKED UP SHIT ON THE OTHER SIDE
Seems like there is a sex /d/ungeon on the other side to me.

new bread