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>tfw subtly jojo pose in real life whenever I get the chance
>at school, on the bus, at the beach
>its almost become my normal idling stance at this point
>mfw

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I dojyaaa~~~n every once in a while.

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I tell women to shut the hell up.

Which one?

>When I unzip my stand in front of some 9/10 cutie and she doesn't even look at me

Those are just poses copied from gay fashion magazines. I'm glad that copying gay fashion models works for you though

Its actually very subtle and ever since I started doing it I have been getting a lot more attention from girls

What a chad.

You should start subtly dressing like him and styling your hair too.

What pose do you like using the most?

Id say im a mix of Gyro Zeppeli from part 7 with some Josuke (4 +8) and Giorno sprinkled all over it

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Based

I feel you, man.

>tfw when properly channeling my hamon but Lisa Lisa throws me in the pit anyways

Watching Jojo has slowly turned me into a sissy.

Hot. Can I fuck you, user?

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How so though. Every jojo has always slayed some pussy with the only exception being Giorno (a 15yo). We even see Johnny having threesomes and shit in the parts with the gayest artstyles

>watching
No wonder you're a sissy.

Usually I do Stroheim's pose

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The sieg heil one?

Yes. I see other people do it too but they don't watch jojo. Pretty based desu.

Because the autist who complains about inconsequential stuff is so manly right?

I do this one all the time

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There was some time when i put AYAYAYA as my wake up alarm, and evdry time i jumped out of bed and took a pose

Based, best part 7 side villain design

Of course

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You know as much as I have a problem with most animeonlys you're not wrong, a lot of the manga purists are super fucking autistic and will hound you with "LOW IQ" posts for getting the most minor of details incorrect. It's like they get off on the unearned sense of superiority.

that's pretty lame. You'll grow out of it when you realize life isn't your tv show

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Pretty based. I call that pose "The Negro Neutralizer"

What a fun way to start your day

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the pillar man". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked pillar man hibernated through time" pose. With my eyes closed I pose there for a minute, visualizing either ACDC or Kars and I start to hum the Pillar men theme. Then I slowly unfreeze to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, superior being, ancient aztec man. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my pillar man leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

No joke I actually pretend to be a terminator in the shower.

Unless he's autistic, in which case he will never grow out of it.

I mean I think we all do from time to time.

How does Yea Forums do it? Even with all it's flaws it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards.

This is the pose for when I see a hot mom (with no niglets)

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It stays on topic most of the time.

Stop spamming this shit everywhere, retarded faggot.

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Josuke didnt get any either.

based

I just realized JoJoChads control Yea Forums. No matter the board, make a thread with a jojo picture and it'll become a jojo thread.
Go to youtube and jojo BVLLS will control the comment section of the video you're watching. We're too powerful, guys.

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JoJoChads are attracted to each other like stands are.

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I still remember this shit. Crazy.

This is actually really fun to do.

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Makes you look like a massive faggot.

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Maybe when you do it, but not when I do it.

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I am also fugo irl so that's a bonus

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Your stand is a literal walking gas chamber. Antisemitic much?

discord falseflag general, get in here fellow Yea Forumsedditors!

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Pucci is so based he invented the dab.

This but unironically, I'm only here for Jojo threads

Soon JoJoChads will take over the internet and Araki will be crowned emperor of mankind.

Hella based.

>stop having fun or else you are falseflagging
Pol is messing with your head redditor

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Why did you bump?

Watching Jojo has slowly turned me from a sissy into a top.

Based

How often do you dislocate your shoulder?

Just did this and I can confirm it's fun but I also feel 10% gayer

>Finish watching the first Jojo season, Stardust Crusaders
>Laugh heartily at the antics
>Thank my stars I don't like moeshit
>Time to go out
>Wear my ahegao hoodie
>Not that I ever read hentai because it's icky and problematic
>Meet up with other anime watchers
>They're also wearing their ahegao hoodies
>Talk about how epic part 3 is
>Some nerd asks about some moeshit "Stone Ocean" series
>Laugh at him

Jojo has made me disgusted with anybody who has a bodyfat percentage above 15%, especially myself

I come up with entire classic rock songs in the shower and right as i go to transcribe them i forget them

Everytime I stretch

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who are you quoting?

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>What is pasta

An Italian cuisine

Jesus christ, how abnormal do you have to be to do this... I do the Giorno Giovanna pose from time to time

Yare yare has become part of my day to day vocab and I find the phrase "oi Josuke" to be extremely humorous

Seems like a painful pose to pull off

How do I start watching? The OG british series looks so boring. I just want some shonen power fights.

Read nigger READ

Is the comic better than the show?

Read manga for part 1, 3, and 4 (optional: and the ones that didn't get animated yet)
Watch part 2 and 5.
Then watch the animes for 1, 3, and 4 if you feel like it.

It is. 7 and 8 are the best.

As a person that's watched and read all parts plus phf and dios diary, part 2 probably? Part 3 is where stands get introduced so if you only want stands start there I guess, though part 2 is real good too and it's only got like 16 episodes. It's the one with the gay aztec fitness gods and the quirky man that predicts lines

The part 5 anime is p good, but the mangas foul language really makes it worth the read

The manga only has more foul language because it’s translated by fans who add more foul language.

hot. but you must do the pose while i impregnate you

I guess this is accurate advice

Well yes, but it still totally works

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During part 4 airing I always do the killer queen pose (Only the upper body) while taking group picture.

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Start from the beginning like you do any story...
If you're a faggot you can watch ReEdited which condenses the first two parts

You can skip to episode 8. Part 1 wraps up at episode 9 and it's important to watch the finale for context. From there you should be hooked on part 2 which is the remainder of the season. From there you can go with the manga. Part 3 really drags in the anime. But if you're insistent on watching the anime you can skip a few inconsequential arcs. For part 4 and 5 you can't go wrong with either. Part 4 is 50/50 and part 5 is definitely better in the anime version for me at least

It is for part 4 for sure

It is, but it's only 9 episodes.

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most of the poses are from, by, and for, heterosexual women. thats what most fashion magazines cover. but also you're retarded, i dont know why i posted this.

Whether you read or watch, don’t skip anything.

If only

This is what jojo fans look like

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How did you get a pic of me?

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never watched Jojo before but the memes got me, watching stardust crusaders and its actually good.

Idk why they're keeping the kid through so many episodes though

It is. Just don't let the memes ruin it for you either.

>skipping parts
no dignity

whatchu mean

start from the beginning you nigger

what beginning, this was the earliest I found

phantom blood

It would be the Jojo 2012 anime.

Ah fuck, i guess I have to find those, but I'll finish season 1 of this first.

It's not that big of a deal. Don't worry.

It will be like an interesting nonlinear experience for you. You’ll get to see the origins of Dio and Joseph.

watch battle tendency aka part 2 after

Lmao forgot about that one

Part 1 and 2 are in the same season so he will.

this guy's reasoning is that he couldn't "find" it, so take into account his retardation and spoonfeed a little just to make sure

Lads I just realised, when Giorno dies does everyone he ever healed suddenly get lacerated by all manner of transmogrified nonsense?

started reading part 6, just finished limp bizkit
im actually really enjoying it, despite everyone calling it so shit
im not really a fan of how early they revealed whitensnake's user, and i also fail to understand what point there was in the first bit of manhattan effect's fight being a hallucination given that it looks like whitesnake is never ever gonna use the hallucination again

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>suddenly get lacerated by all manner of transmogrified nonsense?
I wonder if that's the case if someone Giorno healed gets punched by Josuke too

>given that it looks like whitesnake is never ever gonna use the hallucination again
But he does use it again

This thread is so cringey. No wonder the jojo fandom is shrinking in IQ

Pucci being ever present throughout part 6 is great

We were all fated to read JoJo, our lives are always moving towards truth

Thread reminder that all parts are equally good, none should be skipped, and you should read them if you can find web scans

JoJo posing is a real mans hobby

Joseph pose is a real chads pose

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YES I AM

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You too flake on your friends the moment shit gets tough too aye.

The jonathan pose when he puts his open hand infront of his face. I only do it around my friends though.

>jojofags aren't canc-

I unironically did the Josuke pose from Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town yesterday when I was leaving work and I was alone in the elevator.

sometimes u just gotta be gay

>dude watch fist of the joestar
srly why, what's the point of putting newfags into such suffering? even the manga is some 80s fad that didn't age well, part 3 onwards barely reference the events and most of the time already spoil the ending.

would you grope your stand?

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because its hilariously bad, thunder cross split attack, how many breads have you eaten?, sword of luck and pluck speedwagon

Phantom Blood has the best MC/Antagonist dynamic in the series and literally every single part in the original universe references PB in some way, you fucking dumbass pleb.
I fucking hate the people the anime brought into the fanbase

c'mon it was bad before and after it was adapted, DP made it ok to watch but 9 episodes for something that gets retold on the opening arc of each and every part onwards, no thanks if i could rewind time i would start reading part 3 onwards instead of the "dude read all the parts" and the new "dude watch all the parts"

>These are the people who are accepted in Jojo threads now
I mean these threads were never fantastic, but holy shit

Part 1 in the best part.

How do you even say this?

>you have to agree on everything related to jojo's or else you shouldn't be here
this isn't a one piece thread to suck the autor's dick for free

TOP 5 BEST FIGHTS IN EVERY JOJO PART

[Part 1]
5) Jonathan Joestar vs. Dio (Boat)
4) Jonathan Joestar vs. Dio (Balcony)
3) Jonathan Joestar vs. Dio (Joestar Estate)
2) Jonathan Joestar vs. Tarkus
1) Dire vs. Dio

[Part 2]
5) Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli vs. Wamuu
4) Joseph Joestar vs. Esidisi
3) Joseph Joestar & Rudol von Stroheim vs. Santana
2) Joseph Joestar vs. Kars
1) Joseph Joestar vs. Wamuu

[Part 3]
5) The Fool vs. Horus
4) Star Platinum vs. The World
3) Silver Chariot & Hierophant Green vs. Emperor & Hanged Man
2) Silver Chariot & The Fool vs. Cream
1) the Joestar Group vs. Osiris

[Part 4]
5) Crazy Diamond vs. Bad Company
4) Highway Star et al. vs. Enigma
3) Crazy Diamond vs. Highway Star
2) Crazy Diamond & The Hand vs. Killer Queen & Stray Cat & Atom Heart Father
1) Star Platinum & Echoes ACT3 vs. Killer Queen/Sheer Heart Attack

[Part 5]
5) Spice Girl vs. Notorious B.I.G.
4) Sex Pistols vs. White Album
3) Sticky Fingers vs. King Crimson
2) Sticky Fingers vs. The Grateful Dead & Beach Boy
1) King Crimson vs. Metallica

[Part 6]
5) Burning Down the House & Weather Report vs. Made in Heaven
4) Stone Free & Foo Fighters vs. Marilyn Manson
3) Stone Free vs. Planet Waves
2) Weather Report & Diver Down vs. Bohemian Rhapsody
1) the Joestar Group vs. C-Moon

[Part 7]
5) Oh! Lonesome Me et al. vs. Catch the Rainbow
4) Gyro Zeppeli & Tusk ACT2 vs. Sugar Mountain's Spring & Eleven Men/Tattoo You
3) Gyro Zeppeli vs. Ringo Roadagain
2) Gyro Zeppeli/Ball Breaker & Tusk ACT* vs. Dirty Deeds Done Cheap
1) Dirty Deeds Done Cheap vs. Cream Starter & Scary Monsters

[Part 8]
5) Beetle vs. Beetle
4) Soft & Wet vs. Fun Fun Fun
3) Paisley Park + Soft & Wet vs. Born This Way
2) Soft & Wet + Love Love Deluxe vs. A. Phex Twins
1) Killer Queen -> Soft & Wet + Walking Heart vs. Vitamin C

>>you have to agree on everything related to jojo's or else you shouldn't be here
>Bruh, just skip everything lol, it's shit anyways

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Top 25 Fights Overall


1) King Crimson vs. Metallica
2) Star Platinum & Echoes ACT3 vs. Killer Queen/Sheer Heart Attack
3) the Joestar Group vs. Osiris
4) Sticky Fingers vs. The Grateful Dead & Beach Boy
5) Dirty Deeds Done Cheap vs. Cream Starter & Scary Monsters
6) the Joestar Group vs. C-Moon
7) Crazy Diamond & The Hand vs. Killer Queen & Stray Cat & Atom Heart Father
8) Killer Queen -> Soft & Wet + Walking Heart vs. Vitamin C
9) Gyro Zeppeli/Ball Breaker & Tusk ACT* vs. Dirty Deeds Done Cheap
10) Sticky Fingers vs. King Crimson
11) Silver Chariot & The Fool vs. Cream
12) Sex Pistols vs. White Album
13) Gyro Zeppeli vs. Ringo Roadagain
14) Soft & Wet + Love Love Deluxe vs. A. Phex Twins
15) Joseph Joestar vs. Wamuu
16) Spice Girl vs. Notorious B.I.G.
17) Crazy Diamond vs. Highway Star
18) Gyro Zeppeli & Tusk ACT2 vs. Sugar Mountain's Spring & Eleven Men/Tattoo You
19) Weather Report & Diver Down vs. Bohemian Rhapsody
20) Sticky Fingers vs. Oasis
21) Highway Star et al. vs. Enigma
22) Joseph Joestar vs. Kars
23) Stone Free vs. Planet Waves
24) Paisley Park + Soft & Wet vs. Born This Way
25) Silver Chariot & Hierophant Green vs. Emperor & Hanged Man

Honorary mentions: Dire vs. Dio, Joseph Joestar & Rudol von Stroheim vs. Santana, Gold Expereince vs. Green Day, Beetle Tendency


Discuss.

doh-jyahhn~

>read parts 1-5 12 years ago, re-read them tons of times back then, only read part 6 once 10 years ago, SBR 6 years ago once, haven't really delved in part 8 past a volume or so
>I wanted to grow up with comic books but I didn't have money for them or any good shops near me so it didn't work out
>because of this I tried to be into weird underground comics, also liked gory horror movies
>jojo was not well known or accepted in the anime community because of the western art style and no anime
>jojo was the first manga I read and first time l learned about scanlations
>also was getting into the type of music references at that age, in fact I have this poster on my wall right now
>jojo was the synthesis of everything I wanted to care about and was getting into at that age
>have to deal with thousands of bangwagon jumpers who couldn't care less about any of this shit back then talk about characters who were my world like it's something new
>at least I'm not lonely now, I just get hang around a bunch of toddlers and be like "do not cite the deep magic to me bitch, I was there when it was shitscanned"
those super best friend fags are great example of this. watch their jojo vid from 2013 where they didn't recognize anybody, literally referred to Kira as "this guy". then they became the biggest dickriders ever especially Woolie that fucking third wheel. I'm glad they fizzled out, fuck them.

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was this really necessary?

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he's a big guy

It was to show why Jotaro fell in love with her and impregnated her.

They needed to show how Jotaro met Jolyne's wife.

>skip part 1 as the later parts will tell you everything you need about its relevance in the overall plot and evolve in different ways as hamon is dropped after part 3 and the whole joestar vs brando cross gen fight doesn't even revolve about part 1 anymore, it is thus optional and skippable
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO READ AND WATCH PHANTOM BLOOD OR YOU ARE NOT A JOJOFAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

she's 12

>jolyne's wife

>Entire series up to part 6 revolves around the century spanning conflict between Joestars and Brandos
>Just skip the part that sets that up so you won't get the full impact of the conflict dude, it doesn't have le punch ghosts in it

The Kawajiri pose when i'm resting

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>Entire series up to part 6 revolves around the century spanning conflict between Joestars and Brandos
Only 1 and 3 do

>What is the first half of Part 4
>What is Part 6
I'll give you part 2 and 5 past Giorno himself

I actually love stone ocean

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>"I think he's gay"

wrong pic sorry

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this page long rambling of Anasui is fucking hilarious

so much cringe
i guess your frinds are also weebs so they dont mind right?

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That's more like the conflict between Joestars and some guys who happened to know a Brando at one point in their lives.

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Pucci's entire plan revolves around Dio, was thought up Dio, and directly involves Dio.

>part 1
duh
>part 2
non related
>part 3
duh
>part 4
just okuyasu's dad and yoshihiro knew who dio was, and despite that, they didn't act bc of dio, they had their own reasons
>part 5
giorno is dio's son but after black sabbath it isn't relevant for the entire plot once
>part 6
Despite being plotted by DIO it is all Pucci's doing, dio's children didn't even know dio and just act as mid bosses. Still related to dio but the first 20 chapters of stone ocean tell you all you need to know about why dio is referenced


It's not like you have to read Phantom blood to understand Pucci's plan or Yoshihiro's actions. If anything they all reference part 3 DIO not part 1 Dio Brando, which contributes to the point of it not being needed at all for the series to be read and understood

The whole Bow and Arrow plot of DiU is directly related to Dio, only marginally, but it still is, but SO from start to finish is directly tied to the Joestar/Brando feud, you can't even deny that.
The thing I want to focus on more now is how fucking ADHD you need to possibly be to not be able to read through fucking Phantom Blood, you can knock the entire thing out in 2 hours without even speedreading.

The chad fencing pose

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i did years ago and what i am trying to say if that the forced idea of reading all parts in order or else you are not worthy of jojo's or some shit like that is absurd.
Someone skipping Phantom Blood won't miss much in terms of overall narrative much like someone not reading DiU for the understanding of later parts, if anything, Stardrust Crusaders would be that unifying part as events from said part are referenced more often than events from part 1, as i said, dio's involvement in future parts is based on his part 3 role not on part 1's.

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She also isn't real you stupid moral nigger

He's not a Brando

neither am I

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>the forced idea of reading all parts in order or else you are not worthy of jojo's or some shit like that is absurd.
You know, God forbid you read a series in order to completely understand the story, see the evolution of the writing, see the improvements visually, see the reflection of the era it was written change as it goes along, no, just skip the boring ones that take 3 hours to read, who the fuck cares about the growth and maturation of a series.
While you're at it, go and tell new people to skip the parts in a thread full of people who actually give a shit about the series, so there will be even more uneducated casuals in the threads to further dilute the fanbase.
It's not even gatekeeping, it's being able to fully appreciate the series.

That literally doesn't change a thing I said

When I first saw this page I thought it meant Pucci had some sort of mushroom related ability and eating it fucked up Jolyne's body.

That last panel really makes this one, kek

You have based taste

I don't like F.F.

Same, people only give a shit about Job-Plankton because it's cute, not even Araki seeing how it's ability gets boiled down to "finger guns" after the first encounter.
The only good character moment with it was the chapter where it died.

One of my favorite josuke moments

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discord falseflag general
he needs it to stay up after all

You said "conflict between Joestars and Brandos"

Jotaro quit splitting your head open.

Pucci was acting as a direct extension of Dio

>ywn pal around on a bed with your best bud Dio:

why they so fucking broooooown

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No he wasn't.

Yes he was, read it again.

Gaijin perspective. Perhaps read current issue, like normal person?

>Gaijin perspective.
>Looking in-depth into a work of literature is for foreigners only
Guess those nukes took a bigger toll than we thought.

He had his own goals, speedreader. The fact that he was friends with DIO doesn't undermine his motivation as a character.

Not the same user, but you're wrong. Pucci was acting in self interest. He believed in DIO's ideas but ultimately His Heaven was what he wanted, not just for DIO.

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The goals are still directly tied to Dio, the Brando line, no matter if he himself says he is acting independently, he still acted as an arm of Dio by completing what he ultimately couldn't.
It might be dwelling into headcanon territory, but seeing Dio's entire part 3 characterization revolved around charismatic manipulation, it wouldn't be out of the ordinary to think Dio manipulated Pucci in the same way to complete what he couldn't.

He wasn't completing DIO's goals. He was doing his own thing.

I'll agree that his actions were heavily influenced by DIO, Pucci ultimately acted in his own interests

So what??? She would've had Jolyne when she was 19.

Did he died?

Pucci's endgame was too different to be an extension of DIO'S. Pucci was never intended as a backup since DIO never expected to die. Everything Pucci did, even meet up with DIO was out of self interest. There's a reason Pucci was the chosen friend and not Vanilla Ice.

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> no Under World
> no Baby Face
> no Ebony Devil
cucked and bluepilled

I guess the whole thing is up in the air seeing as we never actually find out what Dio's ultimate plan was, outside of EoH

Dabbin on them Hoestars

>The goals are still directly tied to Dio, the Brando line,
There isn't a "Brando" line. The Brando name barely even comes up after Part 1. Dio cast it aside when he became a Joestar, not just when he was adopted but when he inserted himself into the Joestars by taking Jonathan's body. It's the Joestars vs DIO, not Joestars vs Brandos.
>seeing Dio's entire part 3 characterization revolved around charismatic manipulation, it wouldn't be out of the ordinary to think Dio manipulated Pucci in the same way to complete what he couldn't.
"Manipulation" is kind of oversimplifying things. DIO corrupted Pucci by a way out of having to take responsability for the death of his sister by feeding him a bunch of bullshit about fate and destiny and fatestiny and teaching him how to take control of it via Stands, but ultimately, he was looking for a friend in Pucci. If Pucci was easily manipulated, he wouldn't need him, and a scene like pic related wouldn't have happened. Pucci was the closest thing DIO had to an equal since Jonathan, and fittingly, it was Pucci who eventually absorbed DIO into himself via the Green Baby, reversing Dio's consumption of Jonathan.

>we never actually find out what Dio's ultimate plan was, outside of EoH
We don't have to. "Heaven", for DIO, is the same thing he's always wanted: freedom and mastery (over others, himself, fate, etc). It's just the latest in a long line of plans that began when his ultimate goal in life was to take George Joestar's money.
EoH, for all it's faults and non-canon status, hits it square on the money as to what DIO wanted with Heaven and what he would have done if he got it: he would have gotten more power, enough to rewrite fate and the universe to his liking, and then he would have gone after more because he's never satisfied.

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Dio was born at the bottom and his whole life was spent trying to climb higher and higher. He would have wanted to master fate
Pucci on the other hand already accepted that fate is inevitable after the tragedy of his family

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>Pucci was the closest thing DIO had to an equal since Jonathan, and fittingly, it was Pucci who eventually absorbed DIO into himself via the Green Baby, reversing Dio's consumption of Jonathan.
And this leads back to the original argument of the importance of Phantom Blood for a new reader to the series.
You would never notice, even know to look for something like that, or be able to appreciate the parallels if you didn't start with Phantom Blood.

Post ur favorite jojo leitmotifs
youtu.be/-BHuo7hk-4g

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the effects king crimson and GER had on the opening were disappointing to be honest
i hope made in heaven can do better

What does Yea Forums thinks about this Part 1-5 comparison?
youtube.com/watch?v=T3SW7ZEUtk4

Why does A FUCKING PRIEST has knowledge and skills of a taiwanese whore?

I don't always agree with everything this guy says but he's pretty spot on when it comes to Jojo.

It felt too forced. Like they were doing it because they felt that they had to live up to the expectations from previous OPs rather than making something that fit naturally.

I hope the anime gives extra content of pucci and DIO lounging around talking. It's nice seeing DIO appear awkward when some one talks to him on his level.

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youtube.com/watch?v=NWsUqVhLOoQ
I love to imagine one of Diavolo infinite death loops, has this song playing on the background with the whole cast dancing and laughing really loud at him, to the point it drives him to insanity and suicide.

Yeah I did kinda get that vibe. There’s too much going on with the Italian opera and diavolo talking, just feels jumbled

is king crimson v metallica really that good of a fight? is it better in the manga format somehow?

What do you guys think about part 6 ED?
youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Made in Heaven would probably speed through all the OP
I want Heavy Weather to fill the OP with snails tbH

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youtu.be/H3QGvXCLqDY

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look at who posted the wrong one lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE

Idk man, Gyro&Johnny vs D4C is the best for me, but still, based taste

Who?

This guy

>D4C effects the OP of SBR
>Makes it randomly switch between regular OP and Sono Chi No Sadame with SBR characters
>On the episode Valentine dies his effects on the OP disappear like everyone else before
>the very next episode has diego stop the OP near the end

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt5jK96Art0
youtube.com/watch?v=XLp8857tl1A

Stone Ocean is the bookend to Phantom Blood in many ways, especially in how Jolyne and Pucci carry the legacy of the bloodline conflict.

I see Pucci get often dismissed because of how much his rise to villainy is built on DIO, but if anything, Pucci is an improvement over DIO (and I say this as someone whose favorite Jojo characters are Dio and Jonathan). Dio's greatest strength has always been what he's influenced others to do, not what he did himself.It's why Weather specifically refers to Pucci as "the ultimate evil", among other things.
And conversely, it's why Jolyne and co. had to fail so Emporio could save the day, which a lot of people seem to complain about and use to refer to Jolyne as a failure.

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This. The World and Bites the Dust actually changed how the OPs are interpreted when they happened, such as making people realize polnareff was literally going down the fucking stairs in the OP and the shit with the lads in Great Days being because of Bites the Dust. With Diavolo there's nothing besides "oh his stand makes Doppio change lmao"

almost forgot this one
youtube.com/watch?v=ptlRtz1bNh8

The one Koichi does in the opening of part four where he is slightly turning back to look at the camera.

>D4C begins to switch OPs
>Act 4 rips open the screen and spends the entire OP chasing D4C

youtube.com/watch?v=k9rBP4MEEBU

This is the best ending, isn't it? It's perfection.

>D4C effects OP of SBR
>it begins switching between compilations of every OP of the past seasons from Great Days to Chase to the very first

That isn't josuke

I really dig the GER effect and it's what got me to sorta warm up to Traitor's Requiem, which I still think is the worst OP but now I don't actually dislike, but yeah I was pretty dissappointed in the Diavolo reveal.
The idea of the villain showing up to sing his tune on top of using time powers to screw with the opening is great, but you can barely hear anything Diavolo is saying, it has to duel with the other version of his theme for space, and ultimately it only really interrupts the song. And it doesn't really do anything that could be an interesting application of King Crimson's powers, it just sorta rehashes DIO's bit from End of the World in a slightly different way and that's it.

I really, really hope Pucci gets to sing an entire opening to himself, or at least, when he affects the opening, he changes everything about it like Bites The Dust did. The way I see it, Stone Ocean's OPs should be like this:
>First one is more of a stylish intro to Jolyne and the gang and the prison setting. More similar to Bloody Stream or Fighting Gold.
>Second one is about the end of the world and Jolyne and Pucci's conflicting bloodlines coming to an end, calling back to Sono Chi no Sadame and Sono Chi no Kioku.
>The Pucci opening happens when he gets Made In Heaven and has him speed through ALL of the previous openings until it gets to the current one, and in the final episode, it has him do it again, except the Joestars are no longer in them.

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This is why I can't figure out if I love or hate SO.
There is so much attention to detail regarding Pucci and the parallels to the original, but there is also a chapter where Joylne fights the Miami Dolphins while turning into a fucking snail.

Both wrong. The best part 6 ending
youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

It was hype

>there is also a chapter where Joylne fights the Miami Dolphins while turning into a fucking snail.
I mean, I get why Stone Ocean is divisive with people, I hated parts of it too, but I don't see what's wrong with that thing in particular. Stone Ocean's batshit Stands are one of it's better aspects.

They're fine on their own, but then you have to think "How do they beat a stand like that?" and it usually ends up kind of goofy. Toning down for SBR was a good move.

>every episode the OP gets faster
>eventually the OP becomes 10 seconds long allowing longer episodes
Would be pretty cool.

What's wrong with that? Too bizarre?

To pleasure DIO

In previous parts, something that absurd would be played for laughs or at the very least be a one-off sort of thing, but in SO those ridiculous and sometimes downright surreal events are constant and played completely seriously.
I mean, I like them but they don't match the overall tone of the series whatsoever.

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Was part six the first time a stand became big enough for public awareness?

Green Day probably was too.

It fits the tone of part 6 imo. This is the part where the villain when corner tells the hero to kill themselves

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We never saw Green Day making the news or really becoming part of the public perspective still kind of remaining in that kind of part 4 area of urban legends and weird mysteries.

>if anything, Pucci is an improvement over DIO
You could say the same about Giorno. He takes his old man's gifts and traits and uses them to become more successful and powerful at 15 than DIO was in 120+ years of being alive.

We never see the news or public perspective at all after the Green Day arc, but there's no way it wasn't noticed. This wasn't some tiny town out in the woods somewhere, this was Rome.

In a purely ability focused aspect, but as an actual character? Not a chance.

I hope the snail transformation sequence in the anime is on par with this

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damn this nigga got bad taste
>kira has no ambition he just wants handjobs
that's literally the appeal of kira, he's a real villain in a part that's deliberately a bit more mundane and small-scale than what came before it. Dio is a cartoon villain, my daddy beat me so i will RULE THE WORLD, kira is a spoiled child who wants to live his quiet dream life no matter who it hurts without facing consequences for it. I feel like that's actually a fairly common thing.

Shit taste. The opening had the time skip from the beginnig, and only when we had the Diavolo reveal, we see that it was not only a timeskip but also Diavolo using Epitaph to predict what the next segment of the OP was going to be. As for the GER version, it was cool to see the KC effect undone during Diavolo's speech plus four loops in his face alluring to the four deaths that we can witness in the story. Not to mention the entire Giorno doing the "are you watching me?" DIO pose, which not only is a cool nod to his inheritance, but also visually aesthetic, especially the Requiem transformation. Its the first time that a hijacked opening was hijacked back.

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It doesn't make sense though, because we go from Giorno using GER to fix the opening to Giorno about to stab GE with the arrow.

Based and redpilled (Part 5 is shit):
youtube.com/watch?v=T3SW7ZEUtk4

Bites the Dust is a requiem, right? If that's the case, why doesn't it have an arrow on it's design like GER or SCR?

It is not a Requiem

It's been awhile since I saw Part 4. Didn't Kira stab himself with the arrow a second time?

It's not a Requiem. Kira was the one stabbed, and not Killer Queen

The arrow moved on its own and stabbed him. Requiem comes from when your stand gets pierced.

Man at this point why don't they just stab themselves all day?

The arrow has to choose you. Or at least that's how it worked with Kira.

Based on what?

What do you mean?

The arrow chooses a person to stab based on what? Why does it choose a person and what is the requirement?

That's never explained.

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Makes no sense it would go after Kira but not Diavolo.

Based & bait(reddit)pilled.

That's Araki for you.

Jojocancers need to seriously off themselves

stabbing yourself twice and surviving both times gets you a super stand

stabbing the stand itself with the arrow is how you get a Requiem, because you're giving your stand a stand of its own.
like, Silver Chariot Requiem is Silver Chariot wearing its own stand like a suit the same way White Album works, while GER physically alters Gold Experience when active more akin Diego's Scary Monsters.

Make sense?

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I understand that, I'm just confused why nobody stabbed their stands more.

Nobody knows about Requiem outside of the characters in Part 5 at the end.

Enyaba knew about stand arrows without ever seeing it before. How she have not known about Requiuem?

Aside from what said, it's probably really dangerous. People have a pretty high fatality rate from being stabbed by an arrow if I recall correctly. Since you take the same damage your stand does then it would be pretty risky if the same rules apply for arrows piercing stands.

How would she know about it?

because its a further degree removed from the user, they are much harder to control and seem to just do whatever they want. You could wind up with a Requiem that just instinctively devours every soul in a 50k radius including yours, or it just plain decides you suck and should die. Or it likes someone else better so decides to be their stand forever and now you have no stand. Requiem's aren't worth the risk in pretty much every situation except stopping someone else from getting a Requiem

How would she know what the arrow does in the first place? That's my issue.

Hell, how did Keicho Nijimura know it granted stands too? People suddenly know things but when it comes to a requiem they dont?

Gaining an initial stand via arrow only requires a strong will or some bull shit (which in itself is retarded since a turtle, rat and babies have it). I don't see how anyone would die by getting a power-up or requiem if they passed their first piercing.
Then why is Gio so special?

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>which in itself is retarded since a turtle, rat and babies have it
Where is it stated that turtles, rats and babies cannot have strong wills?

But a fucking Joestar doesn't?

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*gets written out of the story^

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She did not. I don't see the issue.

What strong will would a fucking turtle , rat or baby have?

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The will to survive?

>What strong will
Are you implying there are categories of strong wills?

wow haha, how could i post the wrong pic AGAIN
Anyway here is the real one

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Why do you seem to think that animals don't have strong wills

Does Holly not want to survive?

Not enough to stop her stand from killing her

>an animal or baby getting a stand is perfectly acceptable
>no issue with a joestar being killed by one
What the fuck

You need to drop whatever preconception you have that makes you think there's something wrong with an animal getting a stand, or that Joestars should magically be able to all have them.

Joestars are capable of being killed by stands. Like that is the whole source of tension in pretty much any fight.

I can give animals a pass, especially rats with their aggressive and motivational nature but a baby?

Babies in Jojo are hardcore

not enough to do anything about it. she's the type of guy that just throws in the towel and wants their suffering to end when in great pain

a super genius baby with the mental prowess of an adult and a sadistic streak the Nile wide

what about her

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Back to tumblr you lying faggot

Same but we don't see her inner thoughts or hear her talk through her stand

Phantom blood is just too aged and boring. If you have never seen JoJo before and want to get into it obviously you start at the best part aka battle tendency

Based. It was kino as fuck

Based

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I always use this pose when I want to signal dominance

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If a stand's powers are supposed to be a reflection of your one true desire, what does weather report desire by turning people into giant snails?

Did you even read part 6?
They literally explain that directly

I do that one all the time. Cool because it makes your lateral muscles pop out.

But he doesn't.

Ow the edge

I'd say it's better in the anime altho they cut out Riceman's backstory.

>If a stand's powers are supposed to be a reflection of your one true desire
They aren't

youtube.com/watch?v=tW9es6LK6y8

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Don't fucking do that.

Redpill me? Didn't read or watch Part 6.

Then go read it.

I can't afford it.

Based

mangabat.com/manga/serie-1088914956

>reading manga online
I don't even want an answer from you anymore.

>mfw seeing all the Part skippers ITT

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Enjoy paying for something you can get for free then.
Oh, wait. You can't even do that, because you can't afford it.

Stop replying to me.

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hairposter pls go

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Christ, I genuinely hope this is just bait and you aren't this much of a massive faggot

This is the only right opinion on Jojo anime and VAfags can do nothing about it. Enjoy your light novel writing.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=T3SW7ZEUtk4

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>Made in Heaven accelerates through all the openings of JoJo and finishes right in Sono Chi no Sadame

>relying on a random indian's unknown video to validate your shitty opinion
LMAOing @ your life

anti jojo discord merely pretending, just here to shit the thread (also by them) up

>VAfags relying of MAL rankings and using the Japanese "popularity" argument and western normies "popularity" argument so many times since the anime started airing to validate their shitty opinions
VAHivemind is VAHivemind.

>anti-jojo
What's anti jojo about this video, retard? He just shits on part 5. Go to reddit if you can't stand your favourite mediocre part being insulted.

I personally want the ED for the last episode of Stone Ocean to be Ben E. King's "Stand By Me," and for the ED for the first episode of Steel Ball Run to be John Lennon's cover of it.

@191439167
who are you pretending for, nigger?

The official translation in my language has a lot of foul language

Take the poo to the loo Pahjeet

I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm not a discord tranny, cope.

Unless you’re /fit/ or masculine. You would look like a virgin weeb faggot.

>LUL LE PART 2 REDDIT MAN GOOD XD!!! YOUR NEXT LINE IS GOING TO BE IM A MASSIVE DICK NIGGER CUM GUZZLING KIKE RETARD POO IN LOO RETARD
This is the last time I will address an animeonly's opinion

Reddit loves part 5 now. Your "le funny reddit man xD" meme is outdated. Go try something new, seething VAfag.
I'm not an animeonly but it's very telling when an animeonly greek fatty has a better opinion on adaptations than retards from Yea Forums. Part 5 is literally SAO of Jojo, cope harder.

Its not that part 5 is bad. Its just that your head went over all the significance and symbolism that you werent able to understand it

people don't think its anime reference, user, it's mostly stretching or being funny and social, outside of work i strike poses all the time
try exercising and don't forget deodorant you awkward faggits

VAfags are so retarded I can't even tell if that's an irony. I remember, months ago, half of Vafags was making the retarded argument about "MUH DEEP THEMES YOU JUST DON'T GET", and the other half of Vafags was like "NO FAN of part 5 thinks it's actually deep! Stop lying, SHOW me the proof that any of us actually cares about the themes, false-flagging faggot! We only like part 5 for the FIGHTS! NO ONE takes it seriously!"
Ultra kek. VAfags are so filled with guilt and shame because of their shitty taste, they have to live in denial, if one says something, the other one has to deny it, no not expose themselves too much, and two months from now they all gonna deny that any of them said the thing etc. They're like one, living, breathing, retarded organism.

>Its just that your head went over all the significance and symbolism that you werent able to understand it
Incredible. Just incredible.

Do you mean that the symbolism went over their heads?

>Its just that your head went over all the significance and symbolism that you werent able to understand i
How can your head go over it when Part 5 just beats you in with the themes that lack any subtly

>Shitting on Part 5 because the anime is popular
>When Part 6 is airing, everyone will be shitting on it too.
Jojofags will never be satisfied.

Reminder that if part 4 or 7 are your favorites, you are retarded and have shit taste.

People have been shitting on 5 and 6 since before you knew what Jojo was.

Are you a fucking newfag? People were shitting on part 5 before the anime, and some still criticized it after it got an adaptation. I thought it's trash before and I STILL think it's trash. Adaptation doesn't change it.

>Part 5 is popular in japan and is Araki's favorite
>So as le Yea Forums contrarian, our job is to shit on it no matter what!
kys reddit

>and is Araki's favorite
citation needed

>le japan popularity argument again
Like a damn clock.

>kys reddit
See

>Part 5 is popular in japan and is Araki's favorite
That’s Part 4 you retard

>be me 9 years ago
>waiting for a friend at a street corner
>he starts laughing as he approaches me, tells me I'm constantly posing whenever I'm idle
>reminds him of this weird anime OVA with a stupid name

Years later and I'm still fucking triggered by the chain of events that gives this memory significance

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That's cute

I REJECT MY DIET, JOJO!

>Phantom blood
Cant really shit on it
>Battle tendency
Ok direction but characters hold no weights on their own and are oftenly just used as plot devices, joseph is cringe
>SC
drags on for too much with the side villains but is rich of soul
>DiU
Reddit
>vento aureo
Incredible direction with some of the best battles in the serie and a rightful and mature main character that most redditors will shit on because he isnt the embodiment of reddit like battle tendency
>part 6
Unsavable trash
>Part 7 and 8
Everything about these has been said before, peak jojo

Same use as tada

VA is reddit. Cope VAfag.

Anime is reddit.

>have to deal with thousands of bangwagon jumpers who couldn't care less about any of this shit
>Why don’t people care about a random user’s life story? So unfair.

>he didn't read the pre 6 spinoff where Jolyne goes milf hunting with Kakyoins ghost

Part 6 is not bad. Your taste is.

But he did, when he disguised as FF

Where was the digestive white goo?

>jojo was not well known or accepted in the anime community because of the western art style
Is this true?

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No

ye i get bruno cuz he has an olive tone in the anime but narancia white as fuuuck

I once went into a millionaire's home and his daughter and her friend took their clothes off upon seeing me.

Caesar's pose against the pillar men

>jojo has always slayed some pussy with the only exception being Giorno (a 15yo)
Giorno had pussy all over him in the begenning of the part.

What about the trees of Shakedown Street

Can someone explain the meaning of sleeping slave to me it was too deep for me.

It's just Act 4

Best JoJo
7, 2, 1
Ok JoJo
3, 8
>Fillers but still ok
6, 4
>Shit
5

>6
>filler
This better be bait

Rankingfags are cancer

Jolyne
Johnny (without counting flashbacks)

>1 best anything

Dumbass

This.

Every major character in part 5 has had a shitty childhood and a rough life.
Fate hasn't been keen to any of them, be it the Bucci gang, la Squadra or even the bossu.
Even if they know they're going against terrible odds, risking their lifes, they still do it, they will not stay as sleeping slaves. (Except Fugo fuck that little bitch)

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>2 that high
>6 filler

Kill yourself

Kinda dumb

Dio's story ends in 3, 6 is fucking useless
In a perfect version of our universe, Araki goes to part 7 right after 3

This.

But Scolippi said he hopes they all do stay as sleeping slaves until they awaken. Mista trying to fight fate made things even worse for themselves in the end.

Yeah, it makes no sense.

Reminder that jojo is for fujos

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Why is Johnny crying?

Theyre canonically straight

Gyros got his huge Italian schlong in him too
>What are bisexuals

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back to /trash/ ugly fujos

but the fujos there are actually cute

>Johnny
>straight

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By that logic part 2 is useless since it has no bearing on future parts aside from Joseph who could easily be introduced through Part 3

I hope they will give Johnny the right color palette, I hate the blue lipstick shit, it doesn't fit him

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No, skipping a JoJo who is not a normie (like George was) would feel just weird. Part 2 is less filerry than 4-5-6 by the sole reason of being between 1 and 3, skipping a generation would only feel ok if Joseph had no powers and wasn't one of the major characters in part 3.

For you

So? Joseph’s adventures literally don’t matter and Caesar Zeppeli’s existence ruins a character in Part 1 by implying Will stopped his pursuit of the stone mask to raise a family

I have a fat friend so this one.

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If it had a feminine body absolutely. I'd do it even if it was just androgynous

I still don't understand how King Crimson works

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He already mentions having a family that he abandoned in Part 1.

Not in jojo

>be Polpo
>give some scrub a lighter that kills everyone that sees it being relit, or it gives them stands

This seems like a very risky recruitment method that could lead to dozens people massacred or lots of non-gang members ending up with stands

That was only in the edited version cause Caesar existed

He erases time.

cringe


based

Caesar doesn't ruin anything as much as the arrows ruin everything like midichlorians ruin Star Wars, fuck fillers.

How can people say they like stands and then bitch about the Arrows

It was edited long before that.
>During Battle Tendency's original publication in Weekly Shonen Jump, fans complained of Caesar's existence as his grandfather, Will Anthonio Zeppeli, had stated that he did not marry or have a family. Zeppeli's line was fixed in the Tankoban version, with earlier editions including an apology from Araki himself.

Because they haven’t accepted the ayypill.

What? Stands could've easily existed without arrows.
>DUDE SOME SPACE BACTERIAAA XD
Literally midichlorians.

Can you name an actual reason for the arrows being bad?
>DUDE BACTERIA LMAO
that tells us nothing

...

That's why you hate them? What a stupid reason. Their origin didn't even mean anything.

So how did DIO and a bunch of morons in Part 3 gain stands. Most of DIO’s underlings even utilized their stands and were really stupid.

They were infected with the virus.

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It was a rhetorical question to that moron stating how stand arrows/the virus shouldn’t have existed

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But the results remain. For example if someone moves across the room and KC erases the time they spent moving then they just skip to the result, that is standing on the other side of the room. So far so good. But if someone say shoots Diavolo and he erases the moment the bullets hit him the result should still remain and Diavolo would still have bullet holes and die.

All me

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Pucci throws a stand disc into your face, last song you listened to is what was on it

V: The Stand (Man or Machine) from The Protomen.

Subculture by New Order

Pokemon Sun & Moon: Guzma Battle Music

Fuck.

he was covered in it

this
really really painful to read

Smooth Criminal

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>quintessential Yea Forumsedditor hates part 5
parte 5 best confirmed

Train in Vain by the Clash.

What is the best OP and why is it Uragirimono no Requiem?

Has to be fighting gold or bloody stream

The Dio pose with his back turned or the Caesar pose

This is THE most reddit thread holy fuck

>discussing anime is reddit now

why Pucci counting in prime numbers again.

chase

Canned Heat by Jamiroquai

They calm him. The fact they cant be divided no matter what brings him certainty.

>playing gta 4 for the first time
>enter car
>Freek'n You starts playing

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this thread is literally
>DAE JOJO REF XD

ok vro

>discussing anime/manga on an anime/manga board
whew lad

Evan you fucking loser i know youre lurking in here

based triple double

Chucked

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Does anyone ever regret reading the manga? If I was an anime-only faggot maybe I wouldn't feel so jaded seeing something I once enjoyed meme'd ad nauseum.

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I wish I was able to read the manga blind. I didn't watch the anime beforehand but i got spoiled just by reading youtube comments.

Dont let others dictate what u shoild enjoy then

Faggot

I do too and I hate that I feel that way

For the next 10 seconds, Diavolo will forsee Fate/The Truth, meaning whatever he sees is what will undoubtedly happen. Diavolo, with this foresight, is entirely capable of knowing when he will be victorious or when he will be defeated. If Diavolo forsees his defeat, he can erase that possibility and escape fate itself. However, during those 10 seconds Diavolo erases, you can still see and interact with him as seen with Bruno, but once that time has been erased, your actions that you once thought affected Diavolo in actuality did nothing.
If you have no experience against him, you will die in your first encounter, because Diavolo reshapes Fate so that it favors him. This is why GER needed to exist to defeat him- by stopping Diavolo from modifying Fate/The Truth, GER made it so Diavolo would never reach it, and thus would never win.

I'm glad the anime came around so the HOW DOES IT WORK shit can finally rest in piss.

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Who will be voicing jolyne in part 6?

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t. redditor who made this thread and and here you are reusing it to bump your thread

start from beginning and watch in airing order you absolute retard
fucking kill yourself

god FUCKING DAMMIT I want a stand so bad I want to be able to do magic but only a very specific gimmicky trick and be able to speak through a homo-erotic puppet and do cool poses with it someone fucking SHOOT ME WITH THE ARROW PLEASE

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I can stab you with my meat arrow if you want

Megan?

You mean LaMeganQuandrishaa

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Is this the power of the BBC?
Hot.

When Giorno puts the arrow into the turtle in the end, does it count as stabbing Mr. President? What would Mr. President Requiem be like?

Part 6 is going to put so many animeonlys on suicide watch. It's just gonna be none stop threads asking for an explanation to everything that happens post C-Moon.

itll start with manhattan transfer, that fight is really dumb

Parts 1-6 are revolving around the Joestars fighting against their fate.

what happens when Hermes sticks her stand to a body part that gets sponged by D4C?

Part 4 wasn't very popular in Japan tho

Weird stuff probably

would D4C fail because it can't bring a copy of something that doesn't exist?

Please bros post another jojo thread I’m waiting jojo is so based and ironic xd

It was Araki’s favorite part though considering how many Spinoffs he made officially, asking game devs to put in a lot of Part 4 characters into ASB and EoH despite Part 4’s lack of popularity, considering Josuke and Kira to be his favorite Jojo and Villain, and Part 8 as well is further proof of this

Seething. Did you forget JoJoBULLS control the internet?

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I can’t remember. Stands granted by the Corpse parts are apparently unique but other stands aren’t unique right?

Possibly

I agree jojobro please keep the threads coming they’re based and dank loool

Manhattan Transfer was good tho

Yeah I know that much. He did state part 6 was the peak of his creativity tho

Epic and hilarious response. You sure DESTROYED the Jojo fandumb.

Achtung Baby had a stronger will to live than Holly. The will to live/fighting spirit thing has always been a bit vague but there's not really been any indication that it was dependent on sense of self or intelligence. At best those things can be enhanced by the presence of a stand like in a lot of the animals we see with stands but it's if the bearer can't control the stand perfectly then the stand can just fire up on its own.

imagine if DIO didn't know about The World and just tried to kill the gang with his vampire abilities
it might actually work since Jotaro wouldn't be able to pull a SAME TYPE OF STAND against eye lasers

It did the opposite to me. You were probably a fag before Jojo, you just didn't realize it.

Star Platinum could just block the lasers.

he can't protect both himself and the rest of the party
all DIO has to do is pull a Pucci and attack someone else so Jotaro has to pick between saving himself and them

babbys first year of ironic shitposting
step it up new/v/edditor

Polnareff and Kakyoin would also be able to block them.

so what he actually gain after end of this story and
losing half of his comrades?

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Power.

JOJO IS SO BASED LOL

A new shirt. Worth it considering he got to keep the one and only good comrade

>implying he lost anything
he just pulled a Dio
in a week he will have 3 times more underlings with better standos

...

A hot musky boyfriend.

Experience from Buccelaiti, basically the entire control of Italy’s underworld and it’s resources/connections, mista, a turtle.

No and I don't let others influence what I like

Literally all the stands should be able to block them considering they can only be harmed by other stands

you aren't attacking stands
plus DIO would still be able to see the stands to avoid hitting them and getting hit