Today is Aqua's birthday, say something nice about her.
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Cameron Morris
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Lincoln Carter
I like her butt
Jaxson Taylor
stupid bitch
Mason Rodriguez
Aqua is for BFC
Dominic Nguyen
dumb bitch
Joshua Bell
best girl
Benjamin Bennett
Nice ass
Samuel Torres
David Green
I’d praise that ass all day long
John Murphy
I appreciated how useful she was to her team. They couldn't have done it without her efforts!
Colton Reed
Juan Allen
>birthday
source
Christian Smith
>Aqua's birthday,
The fuck? Goddesses are born?
If she has a birthday, then she must have a parent too.
Also, technically, shouldn't she and Kazuma have the same birthday now?
Christian Thomas
Did she at least kill that annoying skeleton Ainz? I might pick up this show if this is the case
Jonathan Turner
Goddesses can have birthdays?
Mason Gonzalez
Can't get her pregnant because everything she touches turns to water. Which is useful, since I'd wear her as a condom all day.
Owen Taylor
Is she aware that her ass is completely exposed half the time?
Carter Ortiz
>Goddesses are born?
Dylan James
Greek myths are shit
You can produce a god just by cracking Zeus' skull open
Chase Young
Happy birthday Aqua BEST GIRL!!!!
Brody Russell
>literally created stray cumshot
Based greeks dabbing on these roasties
Bentley Adams
Fuck off.
Nathan Richardson
Im gonna motivate her as a birthday present!
Jonathan Garcia
Aqua showing her skills!
Jonathan Murphy
I want Aqua to sit on my face and deprive my brain of oxygen until she's more intelligent than me!
Jeremiah Thompson
She keeps getting interrupted, but doesn't insist upon it. She has more fun letting it drag out and letting the dread and horror wash over undead scum, knowing their doom is at hand and waiting.
Camden Hughes
List of Aqua kills:
>a bunch of ghosts
>a slime ball
>some skeleton guy who asked her to purify him
>Kazuma's wallet
>Dust's pride
I'm pretty sure I'm not missing anything.
Parker Moore
god just look at how she could probably completely envelope the bottle with her ass, I want to lose my tiny dick inside that crack so bad
Jayden Nguyen
Tomorrow the Vol16 will be out???
Benjamin Rodriguez
Oh shit you're right. Since they were reborn in a new world, that means Konosuba and Aqua have the same birthday.
Kevin Ortiz
Aphroditefag seething
David Hill
Actually, it even means they are twin brothers and sisters
Noah Cox
>Vol16 illustration
Aqua vol
Jordan Adams
I'm also gonna motivate her in my own way.
Charles Flores
Jaxson Williams
doing thigh stretching exercises?
Juan Sullivan
>something nice about Aqua
well... she is very easy?
Benjamin King
Gabriel Torres
I want Aqua to stretch my neck with her thighs.
Jordan Bennett
Hunter Howard
Aqua's birthday is August 1, Kazuma's birthday is June 7.
Nolan Perry
Dylan Murphy
James Diaz
Isaiah Evans
actually i don't think she is , she wouldn't even let you put it in or touch her ,she is very nagging.
Sebastian Walker
If you ever see a woman making THAT expression while you're having sex with her, you know you're going to get accused of rape afterwards
Ayden Kelly
Parker Fisher
Stupid sexy Vanir
Connor Hernandez
She clearly doesn't mind when Kazuma rubs one out right next to her in the stables. And when she sees his dick, she smirks like she's seen bigger.
Chase Brown
Joshua Anderson
Ian Thomas
>Aqua drowning
Bullshit
Camden Bell
Isaiah Foster
h-haha imagine having a towel slip in front of Aqua when you are super shriveled down to thimble size
Gabriel Adams
Levi Hughes
>smug Wiz
Jack Sullivan
yeah but who will she let inside her ?
she thinks most people aren't even worthy of speaking to her.
and at this point she would only get a pity fuck from Kazuma.
William Barnes
What's wrong with Aqua's back?
Landon Reed
Kazuma says goodbye to darkness and Megumi
Jace Cook
bullshit , he ends up with Megumin
Aaron Green
god i wish that were me
Juan Lopez
Dumb frog bait damegami.
Benjamin Martinez
>Implying Aqua is smart enough to do that.
Justin Diaz
>Bonus pic
Cute darkness
Nathaniel Gomez
hehe imagine how she'd never let it go with the mean comments about it thanks to her bitchy personality
Cameron Reyes
The author needs with his last pic to push all the pedo to go watch his movie
Carson Bailey
Nope
Oliver Brown
Isn't it amazing? We see Aqua get shitfaced every night, act all smug about her authority, belittle Kazuma for no reason, fail miserably at whatever she sets out to do, incur enormous debt, come back crying at Kazuma, often asking for money she'll dilapidate in one day, and still she's better than the average 3DPD.
Michael Roberts
Not a cumshot, Uranus' severed balls were thrown into the ocean. However Hephaestus' cumshot was wiped with a towel, thown on the ground which impregnated the earth and made Erichthonius
Dylan Bell
Yeah, your post finally made me realize a positive quality. Aqua is loyal to Kazuma.
She even comes back to him when he's in prison at the start of season 2 (i think), even though she could easily ditch and replace him.
Aiden Butler
proofs ?
no web novel.
Justin Wright
>Greek gods post on Yea Forums
I feel so fortunate.
Landon James
She's really cute and makes cute reaction faces.
Isaac Evans
What a High IQ goddess
Brandon Anderson
so are we at the wiz-vanir powerexping kazuma?
man, 2 more vol for the ending then
Lincoln Long
yes and no, mostly no
she put a spell on her panties to make them invisible so that noone can see them.
Ayden Roberts
She just has the kind of ass that turns any panties into thongs.
Bentley Bailey
I love her cute smile and smug attitude!
Bentley Powell
Hot.
i cant remember where i read/heard about her making them invisible. i do know theres a picture on her with her panties on some art in the novel so you might be right
Josiah Hernandez
Asher Ortiz
I wish there was artwork of Aqua actually wearing thongs. Imagine her having to borrow a pair from Lalatina or Megumin and commenting how she's surprised at how they wear "such tight thongs" and they blush because it's supposed to be a full back pair.
Ian Brooks
Wiz is better.
Isaac White
Good lord that Vanir,I imagine his succubus bitches reaction,they would literally flood the city...
Austin Jackson
prime taste
Oliver Sanders
Still not entirely sold on that, but she is the only other Konosuba girl that can compete with Aqua.
Mason Foster
Hot.
Jason Adams
I like imagining that some obstruction gets in the way every time that Kazuma tries to peek under her skirt, so he is walking around frustrated and agitated all the time.
Christian Gomez
She has the same B-Day as me.
Eat that ass with Cheesecake frosting.
Brayden Howard
>it rips and snaps when Aqua bends over
>it was literally Megumin's most loose pair
>tfw she now realizes how she's just a little girl in a whole new dimension
Grayson Ramirez
Facts
Jeremiah Morris
But it's still half an hour until the 1st of August in the civilized world
Isaiah Phillips
It's already August 1 in Japan, and that's what matters.
Brandon Stewart
Luke King
Jesus Christ, didn't think I'd have this kind of boner today
Wish my dick could get eaten up by her cheeks just like those thongs desu
Isaac Bailey
Evan Cruz
why Aqua with Chomusuke?
Luis Morgan
>Aqua's face when it doesn't even pierce hallfway through
>pissy insecure user dares to imply that she has a fat ass
>she clenches all of it nearly snapping his dick with the immense power of her butt, proving it's all muscle
Hudson Barnes
She loves to bully d*monoid
Sebastian James
Divine intervention, if you will, gets in the way
Lincoln Hill
The immense power of her butt would make my shrimpy dick bust almost immediately, especially once she started clenching
Whether it's fat or muscle wouldn't matter to me because I'd be rock hard against it the whole time
Caleb Robinson
Imagine how hard she'd abuse her power in that position before releasing the DEATHCLENCH.
>admit you've got it small, user
>admit that my butt is not fat, there's not even a single dimple, it's all pure muscle
>admit I'm much smarter than you, say all of it loudly and proudly!
Caleb Bennett
I'd have no problem admitting all of that while she's smugly bouncing and wiggling that huge butt of hers all across my cock, I wouldn't be able to resist
Wonder how she'd feel about me being a quickshot? Id end up cumming over her firm and muscly butt at least twice before she clenched down, especially after watching her flaunt that thong and her naked ass around
Robert Evans
What is this..
Hudson Hernandez
Aqua's ass is fat and round and you can instantly deflate her smug ego by spanking her
Blake Phillips
Aqua is waifu for laifu
Oliver Young
Alexander King
Go to the Konosuba Twitter page
Nathaniel Price
STUPID RETARDED GODDESS
Parker Adams
Happy Birthday, useless goddess. Try not to suck as much this year.
Joshua Nguyen
Aqua's mental age revealed by the crystal
Logan Scott
Annoyance.
David Flores
Kek'd
Eli Bennett
Ryder Butler
>everyone laughing at USELESS GODDESS And celebrating freedom from her for good!
WONDERFUL image!
Gabriel Bennett
Best couple
Aiden Roberts
Wyatt Howard
OHH! it's the useless goddess birthday!
Xavier Wood
Wait, Aqua was born?
Elijah Perry
Who are her parents?
Nathan Turner
How does a goddess have a birthdate? Woudn't a god just exist?
Dylan Taylor
So 18 volumes for this series? Are you sure?
Luis Cruz
You know Aqua would forget she can't drown as well as I do
Robert Phillips
>Wonder how she'd feel about me being a quickshot?
user would pathetically jizz the moment his little dick brushed up against her heavenly thigh.
Elijah Lewis
John Lopez
Not wrong
Nathaniel Hernandez
Imagine how hard user would blush whenever she called the event to mind by slapping her thigh and smirking.
Easton Perry
>those thighs
b-bueno
Jayden Thompson
I don't know if I want to die squeezed between her thighs or smothered by Aquass.
Brandon Reed
Yunyun knows what she must to become my friend, which she wants a whole lot more than anything else in the world therefore she'll do what she needs to become my friend
Henry Rivera
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AQUA-SAMA
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
Carson Garcia
Unironically best girl. I was never into ass until Aqua came along. Thank you for showing me the light.
Henry Cooper
Ass worship sessions are a daily task at the Axis cult user. Apostasy is unthinkable. Aqua will collect tribute from you every day as you lay face up, mouth open, tongue out. And she's going to be tremendously smug about it.
Isaiah Garcia
I want agua to piss in my mouth desu. I'm thirsty.
Logan Wright
haha imagine if she stops purifying for just a little bit and sticks out her tongue while flipping you off just as the taste hits your mouth
and then giggles when you don't stop drinking
William Turner
There is literally no way it'll happen and I hate that Aqua gets nothing
Nathaniel Smith
Kazuma “Running away goddess, go home!”
It’s funny that all Aqua adventure chapters are named “damegami...” while Kazuma is calling her “megami” now, even the title of the chapter where Kazuma party goes search for her actually uses the word “goddess”. Poor girl can’t enjoy being called goddess whenever she exists.
Robert Lee
Nah she is being chased by a crocodile.
Ethan Long
If she can purify water does that means she can sweat out pure drinking water from her armpits too? Asking for a friend.
Andrew Scott
Why do people forget Aqua has tits too?
Anthony Sullivan
Why do these gods even have a birthday? Don't tell me they were born after the christian calendar.
Parker Lopez
konosuba darkness boobs
Xavier Fisher
Go buy yakisoba bread you bitch
Dylan Wood
Saggy grandma tits.
Fun to sway around during rough handling, not great for fondling.
Isaac Phillips
They are not the Jewish god, the fact that there is more than one god (Aqua, Eris) should clue you in on that.
Roman and Greek gods were born and died, so why not Aqua and Eris too
Isaiah Gutierrez
Does Aqua poop?
Bentley Scott
Useless!
Colton Morgan
Time to slap some sense into you
Mason Perry
William Peterson
Cute girls don't poop
Matthew Nelson
Cameron Richardson
Improved version
Camden Hughes
Fat useless whale
Jackson Kelly
Fuck your friendship
Owen Ortiz
Jaxson Scott
Ewww dont sexualise the retarded
Tyler Rodriguez
Josiah Davis
She just doesn't wear a bra.
Daniel Ramirez
Worst girl.
William Harris
Built for bullying and abuse.
Adrian Green
Generic stupid big ego personality dressed up in generic idol costume
Thomas Martinez
>useless goddess
>cute
Pick one
Josiah Sanchez
I like Aqua
Owen Miller
So does froggo
Julian Turner
Yeah of course Aqua is useless. She is a woman LOL! Get it?
David Scott
This.
Brody Lee
>look up artist
>he's a footfag
Charles Parker
Since Aqua makes everything water wouldn't that make it so she has pooped water her entire life and is incredibly weak to anal?
Jose Parker
Imagine if you have dry skin and you ask Aqua for some lotion, but she purifies it into water.
That would suck haha
Jackson Cox
>not moisturizing by touching her
Oliver Scott
Aqua is just worse Cirno
Isaiah Cruz
I like Yunyun.
Ethan Miller
You do not recognise the bodies in the water.
Kevin Brooks
BUC, you mean?
Ethan Ross
Brody Lewis
WET
Anthony Russell
She may or may not wear panties in the anime
Dylan Thompson
She deserves someone better
Jose Campbell
>Konosuba is shilling for other Kadokawa LNs
What did Megumin mean by this?
youtube.com
Hudson Rogers
Luke Rivera
Happy birthday best girl!
Oliver Green
Someone better than Subaru? Yeah, definitely agree.
Justin Diaz
Happy birthday Aqua-sama. You are the best Goddess.
Wyatt Jones
Gotta get that post-Isekai Quartet bucks somehow.
Ethan Stewart
What a useless goddess
Elijah Jenkins
Do you level up on your birthday?
Will her intelligence finally increase to below average so she's smart enough to put on panties?
Justin Rogers
Easton Mitchell
maybe her butt hurts
Thomas Garcia
Ian Torres
useless cunt
William Scott
What If I'm 8.5 inches?
Angel Anderson
She has a nice fat but-oh already got me covered.
Ethan Ross
Then you get to sexually bully her
Camden Howard
Nicholas Wright
Put it in her butt user
Jacob Diaz
Guys help. I have a dream I hypnotized Aqua and made her fuck me but what really turned me on was when i force her to fight a monster and even while being injured I forced her to keep fighting. The eyes of pain and fear she gave me before dying made me cum on my sleep... I love her so i know that is not normal
Brayden Fisher
New figurine Aqua swimsuit soon
Christopher Parker
Soon
Mason Wood
"If i ever felt lonely i would probably go to Kazuma"
HNNNNN oh god my heart
Evan Williams
How can you say you love her if you don't even want to see her die?
Nicholas Morales
GODDESSES DON'T AGE BUT I'LL TAKE SOME BEER OK
Benjamin Clark
Of course Aqua is a leo, it makes sense seeing that she is the main character
Evan Collins
shes a good cum dumpster that's about it.
Jace Adams
OH I'LL DO SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.
Luke Perez
Like?
Ethan Stewart
stick my tongue in her ear and eat her earwax then masturbate with Darkness' purified pee that was pooped out from Aqua's enema which I drank and pissed out then masturbated with
Sebastian Rivera
Reply meant for
Grayson Johnson
>eat her earwax
based consumer of any organic matter that comes out of a girl
imagine her spitting a really thick, snotty loogie into your mouth that hits with a loud plop and swallowing it all
Aaron Brown
sadist love is still real
the difference is separating fantasies from reality. or like, another layer of fantasy. whatever.
Isaiah Martinez
built for lovemaking
Xavier Fisher
But she is old enough to be the granny of my grandmother!
Ryan Foster
I called ShieldBro he's coming for your bloody warcriminal ass.
Elijah Williams
I'd unironically eat a girl's saliva
Julian Ramirez
Praise Aqua
Logan Jenkins
Imagine the anxiety when the long string of spit is dangling from her mouth just moments away from striking your tongue. Imagine getting super excited when you hear her clearing her throat in anticipation for an extra creamy gob.
Evan Cox
Connor Thompson
I really don't understand why the author keeps shipping megumeme with Kazuma.
Benjamin Diaz
Wasn't there a readers poll or something?
Oliver Lee
CUTE!
Jordan Morris
>it's all Aqua's fault
But we love her anyways.
Gavin Fisher
The author sells "Stolen Panties" with his autograph on them as one of the few pieces of signed merch.
Dominic Torres
I'm sure you do you fucking lunatics
Michael Gutierrez
Tyler Morgan
Why don't males suck up to Yun Yun?
Jonathan Nguyen
Typo. She said she wouldn't go.
Eli Sanchez
The author is a hack.
Jace Harris
It's a comedy light novel, not an incel doujin.
Eli Wright
I would team up with Yunyun, but only because i'm just like her. Useless, unwanted.
AQUA-SAMA PLEASE REINCARNATE ME IN YUNYUNS WORLD
Cameron Cox
Incels and ugly women don't exist in Isekai. They're caught and ground up into hamburger meat.
Xavier Thompson
Take your retardspeak and fuck off crossboarding summerfags.
Brayden Myers
Goddesses have birthdays?
William Mitchell
It's my birthday too, I turn 32
Angel Nelson
Have you done it, user?
Are the Isekai police going to grind you up into a hamburger too?
Connor Flores
Done what? Don't speak retard and isekai certainly have ugly protags.
Colton Torres
Son let me tell you a story
Jeremiah King
6 new Konosuba doujins from Comiket 96.
The most expensive one is the most hyped and I can't wait to read it.
Logan Cox
I wonder if we'll even get them now that panda's gone.
Austin Young
Read where?
Adrian Smith
Aqua = Megumin >> Yun-Yun > Eris = Wiz >>> Darkness > any female whose name i can't even remember
Brayden Davis
Just imagine tricking a freak girl like her and making her believe you really like her. You stomach a few dates with her and pretend her autism doesn't gross you out. Make sure you take her shopping and to get ice cream, cutesy date stuff that she is sure to like. Humor every story she tells, laugh when she tells jokes, even if they suck. You don't have to stomach this for long, so just deal with it.
Then, one day, you take her on a hike deep in the woods. You tell her you love nature and hope to see animals or some shit, who cares. She goes along and looks so happy she could die. You cringe at the thought of loving her even a tiny bit, autistic girls like her and other retards don't deserve love or affection.
Once you get sufficiently deep in the wood, you stop and turn to her. You call her out for being a dirty, disgusting, ugly little freak that was deluded if she thought someone like you could ever "love" her. You tell her this is where she's going to stay, in the woods, alone, because normal people don't want to look at her. Then, take some rope out of your backpack along with some sleeping pills and a knife. Throw them at her feet and tell her if she follows you back you'll put her down yourself.
Then hike back. After a few hundred feet you won't hear her sobs anymore and by that evening you'll know she's gone from this world for good.
Easton Martinez
>Just imagine tricking a freak girl like her and making her believe you really like her.
I'm imagining. I'm seeing ten kids.
Justin Carter
Gabriel Fisher
Me - under the table.
Jose Wood
who the fuck turns down free pizza?
is free right?
Benjamin Hall
Plot twist: you are the pizza
Robert Martinez
Imagine getting vored by yunyun
Jaxson Lee
Andrew Nguyen
Brody Jenkins
>not using [Lurk] to pleasure Yun Yun secretly in public
Cooper Brown
Imagine being a part-time pizza delivery boy in the year 2004. You spend all day delivering pizzas. After your shift is over, you go home and relax by playing the new Spiderman 2 game for the Playstation 2 that just came out, where you get to play as Peter Parker delivering pizzas.
Charles Stewart
Is this tard strength? How did she flip the table?
Brandon Lopez
>not marrying both megumin and yunyun
wtf kazuma
Robert Jackson
>Is this tard strength?
It's Yunyun so yes.
Liam Long
I'm pretty sure that's a package.
Jaxon Hernandez
WAGANA WA MEGUMIN
Jayden Cook
Jackson Hughes
>precise moment where you fell in love with a character
Zachary Gonzalez
Darkness knows that homosexuality is wrong though
Lincoln Peterson
Isn't that like, her first line?
Nolan Richardson
But the sinful deviance of homosexuality would make it even better for her
Camden Diaz
YEEEEAAAAH kazuma cover!
Christian Cruz
Exactly
Jayden Rogers
What he said
Julian Price
Isn't she a member of the Axis Cult? Loving your goddess is never wrong.
Alexander Ramirez
Darkness is affiliated with Eris' cult, remember how she hangs out with Chris when she is introduced as a character? The axis cult is aqua's cult
Jeremiah Fisher
Axis Cult is full of degenerates. Darkness talks a big game, but she's a 100% confirmed virgin.
Noah Stewart
E hentai, you autistic tards. Only the megushit wont be upload since loli is shit anyway
Isaac Evans
>he doesn't know about the pandapocalypse
user...
Cameron Cox
E Hentai, not exhentai. We are still getting doujins there with no loli shit
Ayden Rodriguez
the most unexpected best girl ever. no better compliment i can think of.
happy birthday you useless awesome annoying lovely goddess.
Xavier Martinez
I want to put her in a cage.
Henry James
Happy birthday my beautiful angel. If there is something after dead I hope you will greet me there.
Asher Cruz
Useless trips for a useless goddess.
Easton Sanchez
I see sake but I want milk.
Jordan Campbell
Aqua's butt is for spanking
Jonathan Price
YOU disgust me.
Aqua is for bullying and abuse.
Elijah Cruz
with my dick
Christopher Scott
Justin Bell
Gavin Bennett
I hate Yunyun so much that'd I'd be willing to play the long game with her, just to ensure I can hit her with greatest prank of all time. I'd say hello and complement her every day. I'd pretend to enjoy our adventures and dates together. I'd, ironically, spend a 3 months worth of my income on a ring, just to pretend that I wanted to marry her. We'd have a wedding so spectacular that nobody except myself would be able to tell that it's actually a joke. Just to make her more invested in our marriage, we'd have 2 beautiful children together, and I'd pretend to care for them as if they were the most important thing in the world. We'd grow old together, though she would last longer than me thanks to her crimson genes. After over 50 years of pretending to love Yunyun. My second last words would be "I love you," and my last breath would be "heh, gotcha."
Robert Flores
Luis Allen
Benjamin Robinson
Logan Howard
aqua is for tender anal
Luis Cooper
Aqua is for going in raw and spanking her fat asscheeks with every thrust
James Morris
Aqua is for frogging