Lord El-Melloi II

>hop in, loser

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Honestly I wouldn't be able to restrain myself

What's sex with Waver like?

Why do people torture themselves watching worst master play mage PI?

He'd not last 5 seconds and spend the entire time moaning about Iskandar

Because it's the best Fate spin-off we had in a good while?

No way, fag.

It's nowhere near as good as Zero as far as spin-offs go.
Case Files as of yet has no mystery nor action. It's only appeal right now is Gray and Reines being cute.

There's a lot of screaming and crying to start with, but he learns to relax and take it after the first couple times.

>Isn't my King Iskandar

no, thanks

Speak for yourself, I'm 99% watching this for Waver.

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I dunno, she looks possibly underage.

She's 16 years old, the perfect age for reproduction.

I liked cooking one better.

This one was absolute perfection.

13 year olds are legal in england, waver is in the clear

I bet that only works if you're also underaged, otherwise you'd be charged with coercing a minor, like how law is suppose to work

yeah well its anime and theyre in a secret mage society, waver is in the clear still

GRAVE FOR YOU

all fate shit is bad

it´s ok, but only if you have a penis

When he says "best" he actually means "least worst".

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>You will never fuck Waver in the ass while he accidentally moans Iskandar's name
Feels bad.

whydunit

>accidentally

Flat is justice!
God I want Strange Fake to finish and get an anime adaptation.

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>grave for u
whyudodis...

what is the appeal of this character

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It's more of a character show than a plot-focused one. At least it delivers very successfully in that area. Also, Japanese fantasy England is fun to look at.

she's cute and funny

>Be on vacation in UK
>See Reines El-Melloi Archisorte gliding down the sidewalk
>Like a graceful penguin with gout
>Follow her for a block
>Working up courage
>Gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>She spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Chaldea bag
>Stares intently for a few moments
>Then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>Quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>She lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>Head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Reines cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN SUMERIAN! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>Look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>She shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASHU DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASHU M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>He slinks away without even taking my order
>Reines pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>Starts rubbing at her crotch
>Brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>Look over my shoulder and frantically signal the waiter for the check
>Turn around
>Reines is slumped over the table
>Raped to death by a gang of Pakis

Are you okay, user?