ITT: Light Novels (or anime) titles if they were were published today

>My Older Sister Can't be This Cute!

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I just want to be cute and rob bandits but I keep getting involved in conspiracies involving mazoku!

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>I wanted to pay my student debt and now I'm an admiral

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>I Summoned King Arthur and Now She's Asking To Stay the Night?!

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>How My Mountain Lifestyle was Ruined by a Tailless "Woman"
>I Want to be a Pirate, but I Can't Swim?!
>I Fell Down a Well, and Now I'm Fighting Demons with a Mutt in Feudal Japan?!
>My Cousin Gave Me an Inn, and Now We're Taking Care of a Horny Killer Mutant Girl?!

I, Giorno Giovanna, Have A Dream To Become A Gangstar!

Gently kek.

I am a Delinquent-Looking Young Man and I Must Help My Cute-Looking Delinquent Neighbour Who is Also My Classmate to Get a Date With my Best Friend While She Helps Me to Get a Date With Her Best Friend (?!)

Forgot pic.

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Dragonball, One Piece, Inuyasha, and I wanna say... Elfen Lied?

>I Ended Up In A Business Partnership With A Goddess And Now We Travel The World Looking For Her Friends And Profit!

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>I've become an art student, but my new apartment is full of weirdos!

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A Robot Cat from the 22nd Century Has Come to the Past to Change the Future That is Aku.

>Everyone wants to be remembered... Untold years after the strange Beasts drove humanity to extinction, I emerged from my slumber as the sole survivor. A new civilization of various other races has risen on the floating islands, but there's no place for a featureless human among them. After aimlessly wandering for a time, I grudgingly accept a job with the military, only to discover that the "weapons" I watch over are in fact young faeries. As I slowly learn more about the children and how they're linked to my past, the war with the Beasts grows increasingly desperate. When the girls prepare to fight a hopeless battle, is there anything a lone human can do...?

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So uh, I was actually wondering what is it with these stupid titles? Have everyone given up and are just giving their series explanatory titles? Heck I almost miss "re:" titles.
This is like, the lowest of lowest common denominator.

>I used to be the top delinquent boy, but now my hand is a cute girl who has a crush on me!?

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Sukasuka's title is long enough.

At some point around 2013 it became popular for light novels to have short descriptions of the plot as titles so otakus could know which one to pick out of the literal shit ton of LNs that were crapped monthly.

Then it became this weird thing were every LN has a two-sentences long title that loosely explains the premise with a question mark at the end.

kek

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Shousetsuka ni Narou was a mistake.

>My Wife Died and Now Everything Is Terrible

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lost

>My Childhood Friend Thinks He's a Cyborg and My Senpai Is Feeding His Delusions!?
>There's No Way I Can Let My Daughter Discover That My Job Is Drawing Ero Manga!

>I Wants To Practice Romance With My Friends And /U/Fags Seethin Because Me And My Friends Are Not Lesbians