Sasuke ignores Sakura the entire show

>Sasuke ignores Sakura the entire show
>ends up marrying her
Sasuke w/Naruto is more believable. How would Yea Forums feel if they were canon?

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JUST AS PLANNED

People would think that Kishi is based for pulling that off. The homoerotism was so strong that now Boruto ending up with Sarada feels like foregone conclusion, as Kishimoto knew he can't give gay ending in Shonen Jump series.

fujos are delusional cancer

If Sasuke has been a girl, Hinata would have had no chance.
Hell, even when Sasuke’s boy, Naruto STILL wanted to abandon hinata, his kids, and the village to be a traveling hobo with Sasuke.

>I have no argument bec OP is right so I'll use buzzwords
Defend Sasuke marrying Sakura when he never cared about her.

If Sasuke had been a girl, she would have been completely useless and irrelevant to the story. No girls allowed by Kishimoto

it's as unbelievable as suddenly making sasuke into a faggot

When you look at final (4th) databook, you realise how deep Kishimoto's faggotry for Sasuke (as Naruto is based on himself) is:
>Hinata has a dojutsu, and her elements are Fire and Lightning... Like Sasuke were before Rinnegan
>Karin, Sakura, and Ino all 3 have Water, Earth, Yin, and Yang

They would’ve been too powerful to handle. But anyway if Kishi weren’t such a fucking coward and cop out Naruto and Sasuke would’ve fucked and you couldn’t even call it fujoshit

I'm amazed fujos can spend so much time thinking about a series yet fail to understand the simple relationship between two protagonists.

Kishi should have foregone the relationship bull since he was horrible at developing it between any characters. Obviously the cash grab Boruto needed to exist, so all the main cast had to end up with someone. Sasuke being a girl would have made the series much better.

>P-please let me go with you sasuke-sama

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>suddenly

i think fujos are literally autistic

Sasuke got away way too easy at it is, getting friendzoned and and raped by Sakura is the very least he should suffer through.

Give me 1 reason this isn’t delusional.

Can't wait all the fujo coping after the Sasuke Retsuden

REMOVE HOMOSEXUAL

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The salt would be amazing but fujoshits would become insufferable so I don't know if it would be worth it.

Why doesn’t Sasuke just absorb chakra and become young again like Nagato did?

There's a healthy middle ground.

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Because Nagato was prematurely aged due to chakra exhaustion, not because he was actually old.
Well, Nagato was (or at least should be) around Minato's age if he wouldn't die, but Uzumaki age like fine wine. It's clear that Uchiha age like cheese.

Unfortunately he would probably name his son Itachi.

They why would Momoshiki make immortality pills out of chakra?
Seems to me it’s 100% possible.

Tough choice indeed.

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>Sasuke is not a faggot
What did he mean by this?

He's already higher being.
The question should be why he's only that powerful if he ate more than one chakra fruit.

He did care about her

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Turn Sasuke into a girl, suddenly the entire story becomes Kino

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>thinking of his group = marrying her
So does he want to marry Naruto too?

If Naruto and Sasuke were a girl, sure. I'm not gay so this pairing grosses me out.

Sakura is literally the only female in the entire series Sasuke had an emotional reaction for. He might not have shown any desire to fuck her, but she had a foot in the race compared to the rest.

I would feel fucking happy. I used to love SNS a lot, it was a huge otp for me.

Naruto probably fucked his entire village in form of clones anyway, I mean who wouldn't try it.

That's an absurdly low bar. An emotional reaction isn't indicative of romantic attraction in any way. He had an emotional reaction to seeing his mom's dead body, does that mean his mom was in the Sasukebowl?

Yes, but Itachi ruined everything before he could make his move.

Is Kishimoto sexist?

no hes japanese

>naruto has banging how loving wife and kids
>can't ever be home despite having kage bushins
>always "at the office"
>meets up with sasuke in secret to discuss secret stuff

>sasuke never at home despite having smoking hot wife and kid
>can't ever be home despite having kage bushins
>always "on business trips"
>meets up with naruto in secret to discuss secret stuff

Sounds pretty damn gay to me.

Homosexuality still isn't accepted in Narutoland, so Sakura and Hinata have to be their beards for the sake of peace.

I don't like gay pairings forced into manga but atleast with how they talked to eachother it'd make sense.

That faggot Boruto doesn't deserve the perfection that is Sarada

such a shitty forced ship

Sarada looks like junior AIDs Skrillex. Fuck off with this megane worshipping shit.

What "secret stuff" do they discuss?

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>perfection that is Sarada
Cringe.

Secret jutsus.

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Based Naruto practicing the reverse harem even though he didn't expect to be fighting any female opponents. A true shinobi is prepared for anything.

>Sasuke w/Naruto is more believable
Bros before hoes, simple as that.

Gays should be put in a fuck chamber so the rest of humanity can actually progress rather than ending with you

Ignoring girls makes them want you more.

Sasuke was a pretty cool guy before his family problems cropped up. It really is too bad.

>he likes Sakura

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Ironically, it was the brother that was trying to make him into a village loving hero the one who ended up driving Sasuke to maximum edge

Girls love assholes confirmed.

>Not liking best girl.

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>dead fish in bed

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gay relationships are exclusive to perverted stuff like Yaoishit Porn Doujins

I have never watched naruto one piece, bleach or fairy tail you faggot

How do you know this, user? Did you ask Kishimoto himself?

Yes.

It almost feels as if Kishimoto was going to do some gay shit with how Kawaki looks and acts like Naruto and Sasuke's lovechild.

Apparently Kishi helped design him, so maybe it's more closer to the truth than we think.

So who's top & who's bottom?

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Sas-uke chan is bottom obviously.

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>lipstick
go away tranny

Literally worst girl.

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>Naruto can turn into a girl
>Marries as a guy in a dress

>dying of ninja aids

Their wives are fujos & are okey w/their affair

Its not gay bec Naruto can be a girl.

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Naruto acts more like an over-emotional woman than Sasuke does to be honest, it's funny that it's always Sasuke everyone says has to be the chick in this scenario (I get why, it's self-inserters, but still)