Which girl would be best to have on your lap Yea Forums?
Which girl would be best to have on your lap Yea Forums?
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Not Makoto.
a fluffy one
Amateurs want girls to sit on their laps.
Experts want to sit on the laps of little girls.
>not sitting on an onee-san's lap
Pathetic.
Rei. She's petite, and wouldn't move around too much.
And I bet she would feel your erection.
I'm 6'2" and not exactly a stick, she'd have to be a giant for me to sit on her lap.
I would tell her to let it all out in her panties.
U-KO
Man of culture
Wrong idol for such stuff OP
I want her to show me her panties.
i would rather be under her feet
This, loli with butt so big that we would both start sweating after a while, filling the room with our combined fragrance.
>gently but firmly holding her while she wets both herself and you, and trembles in your arms from shame mixed with relief
>yep this looks like a great place to sit
>I would tell her it's okay and that I'll get her in the bath.
Iori likes it doesn't she?
>tfw you will never have Kanata piss on your lap
Why even live?
>not straight into your mouth
Do you really love her?
God I love sailor bikinis
I want her to enjoy the feeling of wet panties.
I wouldn't just get an erection like that, it would be extremely disrespectful.
But don't you want to fuck her while she's on her lap?
Imagine being Iori and never being able to have anything but anal sex? Every single time you went to bed with some stud they'd instantly pounce on your little anus licking and prodding it before lubing up and jamming it into your starfish. You'd constantly try to egg them into giving your snatch a try to no avail; every man's heard of your legendary butthole and wants a piece of it, for all they care you might as well have a fat cock resting under it and it wouldn't amount to a hill of beans to these anal-obsessed wierdos. Eventually your ass would begin to loosen from being rammed so hard so many times by thick cocks that you'd barely even have to push to release stool, and one day you realize to your horror that you've pinched a loaf right in public without even realizing it. You'd have to resort to wearing a buttplug everywhere you went just to keep errant turds from flying out your loose sphincter. People would start to notice how you walk funny, and seem to prefer one leg. Rumours start to spread about how your ass has been so worn out your whole rectum has prolapsed and droops down to your knees and you need an attendant to shove it all back in again before a performance. People say that you needed to be admitted to the hospital once after your rectal entrails can out in the middle of the night and almost strangled you in your sleep. People are beginning to interpret all the lyrics of your songs as metaphors for your anus-related grievances. People are counting down the days until you come of age and drop out of the idol scene to become a JAV star that specializes in rosebud scenes where horny fans of yours line up to take a nice whiff of precious Iori's inside-out baked Alaska.
Imagine being Iori.
Fair enough, user.
>while she's on her lap
How does that work?
She positions my erect cock into her pussy and she bounces up and down.
Why does she sit like that?
Maybe her butt doesn't hurt yet?
But how's she gonna sit on her own lap? Is Rei some sort of contortionist?
The best. Simply the best.
On my lap I mean.
It would be very hot
soon it will
Cat on the lap
Based
The lightest
That's a tiny Makoto
No, fuck off, I don't need another fetish.
Embrace it user.
nice smile
Imagine how she would squirm in your embrace.
Imagine the warm and wet sensation trickling down your thighs.
Imagine her moans and sobbing.
Imagine the smell of youthful, fresh and clear piss.
I'm imagining it. I would undress her and lead her to the bath.
Fuck this, I'm doing it.
I keep falling down and there's no bottom in sight.
Imagine if she farted.
>lolis and girls with thick legs or tight ass, some even picking girls with all these features.
Blessed thread with blessed posters
Imagine the crinkling and rustling as she shifts about to get comfortable.
Imagine the warmth as she relaxes and sighs.
Imagine the smell of plastic, talcum powder and pee.
What makes you think Rei would want to have sex with you? She doesn't even have a healthy teenager sex drive, and the only person she loves is Shinji.
>want
It's alright I doubt she would object or resist either.
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>17 years old
Lolifags are disgusting and will resort to altering characters' canon body types to cater their shit pedo-fetish. Hang yourself immediately.
>17
damn she looked younger in the picture, shes practically a hag
never have I simultaneously hated and loved reading something so much in my life
imagine her squirm uncomfortably before you feel a her little anus vibrate against you, as she ejects a fart right onto you, the scent of her ass drifting up and invading both of your sinus'
IMAGINE
Disgusting. Brapfags are the lowest of the low.
That's rape.
Not if we're married.
This
Extremely good taste.
If she didn't like it at all she'd divorce his ass.
Also: hot.
>while cooking
>when she confronts you about rape
>elongated whimper
>4 times a week
women enjoy rape , thats how things were before civilization advanced , men used to "rape" women casually
Well yeah and only those that got wet survived it and got a chance to pass their rape-loving genes.
I bet she only cries and whimpers because that's what dogmatic christian society taught her good woman ought to do.
Fuck you. Fucking degenerate freaks. Piss has nothing to do with you and your shit fetish. Stop acting like we are friends and stop making people associate us with you. We hate you.
What about if we only do that every month?