Why are vikings speaking Japanese?
Why are vikings speaking Japanese?
Why wouldn't they?
Why is every country in the world speaking japanese?
It's dietetic, in universe they are speaking danish.
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Why are the japanese speaking japanese?
Because they're Japanese? Vikings are supposed to speak German.
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Old Norse was a North Germanic language that was spoken by inhabitants of Scandinavia and their overseas settlements from about the 9th to the 13th centuries.
The same reason Scottish demons are speaking in runes.
Being Germanic doesn't make it German. Even English is closer to Old Norse than German.
"Germanic" as a toponym is a quirk of history. If we were being accurate, all those languages would be more accurately described as "Scandinavian" languages because that's where the Urheimat is.
Because it's anime.
Dumb demon.
Having an anime with Japanese people attempting to speak Swedish would have been funny though.
shut the fuck up satania i hope you get bapped
VIKINGS DIDN'T WORE HORNED HELMETS YOU PLEBS
They're not horned helmets, they're horny helmets.
Why are pilots speaking Japanese when they should be speaking English, the international language of the air?
Japanese speech travels through the air faster at higher altitudes.
Well that is an Okinawan Viking. Are you an expert on Okinawan Vikings and their fashion? Thought so.