I WISH I WAS A CUTE LOLI
I WISH I WAS A CUTE LOLI
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i wish i could cuddle a cute loli
Ok
>hymen toggle
What would you do if you were a loli for a year
Masturbate
fuck old men for money
post on Yea Forums
This
Why's that OP?
>there are lolis posting here RIGHT NOW
Dress up like Jahy and bully virgins
>not for free
Why is Yea Forums suddenly full of lolicons?
>suddenly
Go to the mall and do this.
Maybe without underwear.
welcome to Yea Forums
>you will never be a loli and sell yourself into sex slavery to the elites
Play VRChat
Actually a good idea, but you can't talk or it'll shatter the illusion
Be a neet but not be hated for it
Use a voice-changer
jerk off, duh
Go to Japan and do lewd poses in front of pervs and have sex with jap lolicons
You could do all that in America or Europe though
>America or Europe though
Too much of a risk that the American or European pedos would kill me, Jap pedos just wanna molest/take lewd pics and move on.
Are voice changers as effective as people make them out to be?
proceed to blackmail "too kind" guys for sex,
I'd threaten to tell people he groped me and ruin his reputation & life if he doesn't do as I say.
I mean who are people going to believe? some reclusive 20+ guy or a smol adorable girl?
>have sex with jap lolicons
They're probably creepy ugly faggots like yourself.
Why don't people just lift?
I wish user was a cute loli.
You probably aren't ever going to trick someone with one, maybe some Jap has made one that slightly less shit but I doubt the work you have to put in will be worth the result
Travel to Somalia and get raped and beheaded.
Basically this but also I'd walk up stairs and escalators in front of people knowing all the silly guys are looking up my skirt and feeling guilty.
Maybe wear some slutty underwear like a thong for added shock value.
>That kimochi when your lolihole gets pozzed by big black bulls
visit /u/
Because Being Ripped = GAY in Japan
Everyone knows lolis like fat, ugly guys the most.
But Japan loves gays
>all this pedophilic shit
Bubukka is a god.
I wish I had a genderbend girlfriend
Yes, one problem is you have to train your self to talk like a kid. But anyone with real sense is going to know it's a fake, but average retards and zoomers who get on you can probably trick. I heard clownfish is good
based
>But anyone with real sense is going to know it's a fake
Oh well, i'll give it a shot anyway. Thanks
Wear frilly shit, do cutesy shit and trigger niggers everywhere on videogames by telling them a little girl just beat them.
what's the sauce
>You are dick is bigger than mine is used to be
?
Go seduce 20 something year old lesbians.
Also, take lewd pictures of myself and plant them on the computers of people I don't like.
That reminds me of the story of the lesbian femanon that fucked her lesbian teacher.
Look it up on ehentai
Magnificent.
What's the term for a loli getting on with an adult woman? /ss/ is for boys and women, right?
you and half of Yea Forums
Go fuck yourself
maybe yuri + size difference
Too soon.
Don't worry user. We are all cute lolis. We're here to discover who we are and bring hope to this hopeless world.
Just Yuri + Age Gap.
those were the tags I used for that kind of kontent in sad panda anyways.
He said ehentai not sad panda mongoloid.
ehentai still works for now.
Yeah, and there's no lolis in e-hentai.
>I WISH I WAS A CUTE LOLI
I WISH I WERE A CUTE LOLI*
You don't have a gold account?
Masturbation. Sex with anons.
nice anime discussion nigger :)
The uglier and fatter the hotter.
That would be horrifying.
Reminder that GB is the manliest fetish out there
>tfw no cute and funny anons in vrchat to be my waifu and let me molest them/pet them for hours at a time