Miku can't compete.
Symphogear XV
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Vanessa's brown lips around Bikki's dikki while Miku is all alone back home.
SEVENTY THOUSAND DEAD
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Based Hibiki.
so what historical meta reference does activating the bracelet with planet magic instead of music have?
FUCK OFF SAN JERUMAN
WHERE'S PRELATI-CHAN
In hell where he belongs.
If they get excused for this because muh friendship this will officially be dumber than topdad.
>leave Hibiki's virginity to me
Keep the tears coming.
My wife Nozomi has cute collarbones.
finally watching the ep
holy fuck Maria has a great henshin
It was done out of love so it;s ok
Hibiki is a sociopath with no morals who just wants to hug people so she can personally feel good.
Tsubasa should behead her for cooperating with terrorists.
Maria has a really nice song
Tsubasa being cold again hurts
Keep defending trash writing.
Vanessa made Hibiki all hot and bothered so she's forgiven.
Did you forget what show you're watching?
I know it's been two years since the last season, but that doesn't mean you should forget the central themes.
2/3rds of the people Hibiki is trying to befriend aren't the ones who participated in the massacre, and Tsubasa hasn't had a chance to speak her mind yet. Let the remaining episodes play out before crying about how it's worse than top dad.
>uses Nozomi to make a retarded post
How fitting.
Hibiki already showed her sociopath colors in GX, but we still tried to defend it as a one-time fuckup by the writers
However XV has proven that she is completely irredeemable and must be killed
Should edit for 70.000 people
This attack looked and sounded like a season final attack for an instant, Maria was good at something for once
Maria was great, her song was great, her henshin just look amazing and its so fluid, she didnt fuck up at all
Maria fags are you happy?
Why exactly are you still watching then? The show has been relatively the same for 7 years
Not satisfied until she plays a key role in making tsubasa smile again
I admit that I was sweating a bit these past couple episodes thinking Vamps and Doggo were about to bite it, but thankfullu based Bikki pulled through.
I think I'm beginning to understand why Miku loves her so much.
hibiki is like a imouto to me
i just cant see her in a sexual way even if they force me to it
i want to be her oniican
I still think vamp is going to die but I'm going to post smug images of her while people throw fits until her death comes. All for fun.
maria is shit
i want to hug her and tell her heki hechara de so she can stop suffering
>only one suffering now is the sword
based
they're not safe yet, Tsubasa can still (possibly) go bananas on them
And then Bikki has to fist her.
>Tsubasa tries to kill Vamp
>Hibiki beats the shit out of Tsubasa for trying to harm her new best friend
>Yea Forums defends it
why are these faggots getting so overpowered by our gang?
Tsubasa please come save this season with some alchemist murder
Hibiki didn't "BEFRIEND" Fine, her whole message was basically telling an immortal witch she knew would likely come back in the far future to not try this shit again. She flat out knew Fine was dying.
>speedwatching
>making up retarded scenarios so you can feed your anger
okay buddy
Reminder that today is potentially the last WonFes for us to get new official Geah figures (not scales) announced.
>pic
I kind of want to watch Banana Tsubasa now
Maria's procreation-encouraging body.
Because asspull powers
>Hibiki didn't "BEFRIEND" Fine
Explain G then.
>she has a cock she can twist on
I want a lot of kinky doujins with the rehects
>beat starts
>song starts
>action about to start
>BOOOOOM
>music stops
mines was dick move.
>not speedwatching so you can watch more anime
pleb
Spoiler: watching anime above 1x speed does not count as watching anime.
G and beyond isn't canon.
>Tsubasa and Hibiki about to fight
>Genjuro appears and stops Tsubasa
>Hibiki tells him to get out of her way
You mean where Fine was already dead?
REMOVE VAMPIRES
>above 1x speed
i dont even know how to do this
ha! check mate atheist!
POETRY
>Maria, would you accept the new me?
I know episode 4 was hyped up but it's actually episode 5 that will be interesting. Fudo has the gauntlet and is holding SONG hostage, the alchemist enemies can't teleport away anymore and expended their trump card, plus best girl's henshin is coming. The real meat of the season starts here.
now THIS is some asspull power
Tits are too big.
If this happens, it will suck to be a Tsubasafag, because she will just job.
I want to pull Vanessa's robo ass and see what gauntlet comes out.
the bolt hairclip is very pretty
I didn't like the new power up or Tsubasa being like that i get she needs time
Maria was all around amazing
Bikki offering them help is okay its Bikki and she's like that if she gets another no then i hope she gives up
It got my hopes up with the, are you sure we can't talk it out line and after she got the no I really wanted her to go all serious
>Kanade
>Fine
>Miku
>Carol
>St Germain
There is a long list of girls that have been inside Hibiki already. That hymen in her heart is long gone.
>mines obviously didn't actually hurt them, yet they pretend that they are a danger
>they just stand around slowly being trapped by the villains like complete idiots
>after everyone gets powered upgraded hibiki just solos the bad guys while everyone else literally just stands there doing absolutely fucking nothing
>tsubasa doesn't even react to 70k bitch or anything
Really? This is GX all over again with the massive drop in quality after the episode 3
The big issue with Tsubasa right now is we're not really seeing much of how she's dealing with anything. We jumped right to the Gaybies and now we have Hibiki eating up time. Tsubasa's actual reaction is basically being all but ignored. I know it will drop later but even S1 made it a lot clearer.
You have to go back.
>This is GX all over again
You can stop trying so hard any time.
isnt this tranny dead already?
Hope you're ready for another 5 episodes of every other girl activating their Amalgam stand power in some meaningless fight of the week against Noise.
>Hibiki didn't want to befriend her that way
What a faggot.
Is this like a reverse jojo since she doesn't actually hit anything?
Cant kill what doesnt have an assignable gender.
Symphogear going into Precure mode? Does not sound that bad
>Hibiki teams up with the alchemist to defeat Tsubasa and SONG
It is going to be wild.
>slashes one of the alchemists
>everything stops
>jam goes everywhere
it would be wild
She was actually the only one who wasn't a tranny.
Please stop speedwatching and being a meme-loving faggot.
>beats 3 of them by herself
>speedwatching yourself
SONG literally has their hands tied and if the gears are gonna do anything they'd have to go rogue, which is automatically more interesting
Precure gets like 50 episodes a season to spread this shit out. We haven't even seen Tsubasa's basic transformation yet and we're a third through the season
This i didn't expect for them to do the grandpa part so quickly and okay they gonna use that for Tsubasa as well and make her conflicted with who to side with because shes doubting her song and everything
The next two episodes will have use their time well
never watched AXZ thats why i asked faggot
fuck tranny season
>HURR DUUUR I SKIPPED A WHOLE SEASON AND SHIT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
You can leave now, herkz.
>skipping seasons
>"hurr why don't I understand thing"
>still responding
Maybe I just hoped the writers would actually improve after all these seasons instead of regressing.
Them trying to play the whole "woow these terrorists and mass murderers are toootally just misunderstood!!" is literally topdad tier.
so what is tsubasas gramps up to and why is he so strong?
>it's this fucking speedwatching, season-skipping, GXfag retard again
Take your meds
One thing I don't like about this series in general is that it seems like attacks barely ever have any actual impact. This episode was particularly bad about it. Everyone constantly gets blown up, and 9 times out of 10 the smoke clears and they just go "ow", with MAYBE a bit of scuffing on their outfit to indicate damage. In the absolute worst case they'll fall over.
Honestly this episode was total shit overall. Aside from Maria's henshin the only thing I liked was Fudou being revealed as in charge of the jobber squad and also super strong.
Actually, I kind of liked St. Germain showing up and giving the boost (the duet just sounds good), but this is neutralized by the fact that it was a total asspull and like you mentioned it is Hibiki soloing everyone again.
Like, what is this, Digimon Frontier?
calm down, pajeets
?
literally no one watched axz
She deserves to be happy
Maria showed promise and hopefully she becomes useful enough to help her
But there's nothing misunderstood about them. Vanessa clearly just said that they want their human bodies back, and Hibiki understood the message. That won't make their crimes go away, when everything somehow gets peaceful again they'll go to jail like the dango team did after being redeemed in G.
>tsubasafag at it again
leave.
It is almost like the girls are surrounded by a force field or something.
go back
>and he's a digimonfag
No surer sign of autism.
She deserves better than Maria
>the main character is the most important character in the story!?
>THIS SHALL NOT STAND
Holy shit just shut the fuck up already.
>so what is tsubasas gramps up to
Free Japan from gaijin intervention
>why is he so strong?
Same reason Genjurou is strong
The fact that you're the only retard who doesn't understand why things that refer to AXZ is happening proves that people did, in fact, watch AXZ.
Enjoy this last (You) from me.
seething.
Yeah sure, but it makes the fights feel kinda weak. Everyone's trading big flashy attacks which don't actually do anything until we're told that one of them was strong enough to make a difference.
Being the most important is different from doing everything while the other just watch
Opinions about the new design?
>Same reason Genjurou is strong
How many samurai movies did he watch?
Yes, and what we UNDERSTAND about them is they're unrepentant monsters who plan on keeping on keeping on.
>Same reason Genjurou is strong
any why is he so overnatural strong?
I'm hoping everyone gets additional armor like Hibiki's gold suit, otherwise they look kinda meh.
Watched many movies.
love it
>MC gets a golden super form
>companions get a dinky gold barrier
Are they going to teach the alca-rejects the real super power of teamwork?
>this week went full Saint Seiya
based.
practically everyone besides hibiki has beaten the shit out of the rejects, it's not the end of the world that they stand and watch them lose again
You realize that's exactly what people are complaining about right? That they spent the whole fight in a forcefield while biki did all the punching. The field didn't even do anything but BS a way to bench the team.
Kirika looks extra dumb.
Nah they're all going to fight nearly nude and bare handed except for Hibiki.
Kinda messy but it's hard to tell when they don't have their weapons yet
imagine watching made you stronger
i would be a demon king by now
Crap
>S1E9
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
All of them
If Hibiki was facing them alone no one would complain. But everyone was there. They should have been fighting too. It's just a really bad sign of things to come.
>kill 70,000
>we only want to be human again
when do they die painfully?
Bikki didn't even get a proper gold form or her final gear from AXZ, she basically took everything off and got a punchy scarf. Maybe once they get access to a lab again thanks to Fudo raiding S.O.N.G., Elf9 will start working on a proper version of the Amalgam and take 5 episodes to do it.
Who gives a shit honestly, the rejects were always weaker than the gears, letting Hibiki pummel them alone is not a problem. DMJii have already destroyed them twice. Get over it.
tsubasa's looks cool
Because Hibiki was the only one that got a way to attack together with Saint-Germain's power up (on top of the ghost duet). See .
So far we've had pole dancing, ice skating, and ribbon gymnastics in the henshins, what will Tsubasa do? Flamenco? Skiing? Baseball?
planetary symbolism is something alchemists do.
>4 days till best song
youtube.com
Is that a butterfly?
Chris > Hibiki > DM > jii > Tsubasa > Maria
SMALL FISTS CANNOT REACH?
EQUIP LARGER FISTS.
>Who gives a shit honestly, the rejects were always weaker than the gears
Not the point.
>Get over it.
Fuck you.
Carol said something about 7 planets = 7 musical notes
You realize at best they are going to sacrifice themselves after learning that mass murder is bad. There is no way they are surviving.
Yeah, fuck you too. I'll take your crying seriously if Hibiki solos Fudo and a Custodian.
I love Kirika's tiny witch hat
>Stop complaining pleeeaase
No. Pray for better writing faggot.
If they are then why do they pretend that attacks that don't hurt them are a danger to them?
It's totally fine they want to showcase hibiki's new upgrade and power, but knowing that the others are just standing offscreen doing absolutely fucking nothing completely breaks the scene.
Even something like them saying a single line about them not being able to control the new power yet would have vastly improved that part.
Cool action and big budgets doesn't save bad direction and writing.
Just because it's fun to watch doesn't mean it's actually good
Probably Custodian blood.
In general I think there are some high power figures in japan because nip emperor bloodline is supposedly from Amaterasu.
And since all myths in symphogear verse are true, except they are aliens, it would make sense to assume Amaterasu to be a custodian.
They already brought back Saint Germain, it's only a matter of time before the last action hero makes his appearance.
Fail
I can't wait for Shirabe to get her Amalgam armor and fight alongside a Prelati stand.
See this bitch on the left? She really is the victim of a horrible disease (that makes her kill many people) and persecuted by the government. It's pretty assured that right will eventually befriend her.
It's just how magical girls operate.
>she captures all the gears and fucks them all in the ass with robo dicks
Yes please.
Miku would kill her if she did that.
They were busy trying to figure out wtf was even going on.
I mean one second they were assblasted by some meme philosophical armament but then suddently its gone and they are surrounded by some golden bubble and Hibiki keeps saying how she held hands with a dead person and then hibiki suddenly transforms and her scarf becomes fists.
What else but just stare in disbelief are the geahs supposed to do?
APOLOGISE
>my waifu maria did nothing therefore the writing is bad
Miku can get it too.
>It's pretty assured that right will eventually befriend her.
>gets immediately cancelled
Fine literally never spoke with Hibiki in G outside of body jacking Shirabe for a call back line to boost her confidence. Hibiki beat Fine in a contest of wills and she decided to leave the future to her it had nothing to do with "befriending"
fucking dropped
Take a few things into consideration:
>Hibiki was the only one who got a visit from Saint-Germain's ghost
>her gold form in AXZ was basically all the other gears combined
>she was feeling down because she couldn't reach out to Vanessa, and got a boost of motivation thanks to SG's encouragement
>everyone else was too busy being surprised by the sudden new forms and barrier
>Noble Red have been repeatedly stated to be weaker than SG's gang, so a powered-up Bikki should be more than enough to beat them
Now that developments happened, everyone else will have their time to shine too. Be patient holy shit and stop blaming "bad writing" for everything you dislike.
>Amaterasu and Susanoo
how were the nips ok with naruto?
using the names of their ancient shit
Genderbending and tranny shit are different things no matter how hard your favorite bloggers insist otherwise. Please drop your life too.
>the next episodes will focus on each geah gaining an amalgam one by one
plz make it stop
Force was trash and is cancelled forever you dumb shit.
It wasn't the first time. They extend a hand to mass-murderers and walking planet-killers before.
>geah
fuck off underage retard
Mikugear soon, I can feel it.
Don't bother, he'll post the same shit 400 more times before the next episode no matter how many times you explain it.
It's easy, user. You just need to stop inventing worst case scenarios and pretending they're real.
bikki, please don't hog the spotlight, you're making the others look as useless as maria.
IT'S TIME
FOR PLOT
>said increasingly nervous miku fag for the 100th time
Stop defending shit. Last two episodes were mediocre as fuck outside well animated action.
I don't even like maria, I honestly think maria being removed from the cast would improve the series giving them more time to focus on the good characters since they don't have enough
Yeah and again like I literally just said, just a extremely simple line of tsubasa or whoever saying "wow I can't control this new power yet!" would have been enough to not completely have the scene fall apart.
The entire second half of the episode just shows how incompetent the geahs really are for no reason just to hype up Hibiki.
Why the fuck do you retards think me wanting to see other characters is the reason why i'm calling it bad writing? I literally just said that Hibiki fighting them alone is a good thing, what's not a good thing is pretending that the rest of the cast literally doesn't fucking exist and is incapable of doing anything.
The scene would have been a million times better if Hibiki was send in alone, with the rest of the cast getting the upgrade next episode.
it reminds me of the ninja captain's stinger thing in bleach.
>weekly herkz shitposting session
symphogear was always bad writting and pure asspull
>weekly
daily
Or only Hibiki can use it and we're saved from shit episode. Maybe it was just Hibiki's barriers all along.
>bikki
retards who cant write her name even right arent taken serious here
Why are you guys pretending that Symphogear has good writing?
It's the show where you turn of your brain
It's the show where watching it without subs is actually the better experience.
They didn't wait for the old fuck to nake his move so it's going to be drama and Tsubasa next ep i guess
Im fine with that
Also the dog seems kinda sweet, vamp should die to the sword or something, Vanessa gets a chance if she accepts Bikki and if they really want to be human or accepted as people and not monsters which they were forcefully turned into they will do something
>I NEED THE CHARACTERS TO LITERALLY TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING
It's funny you bring up Force because this season really reminded me of it
We get to watch villains slaughter everyone, grievously injure the MCs and then the plot turns around and goes WOOOOEEEE IS THEM PLEASE FEEL SORRY FOR THEM THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE
(Force was so trash it literally got axed, and abruptly so, for those who don't know)
Having said that they were never befriended because Nanoha doesn't try to befriend truly evil people, because Nanoha isn't a sociopath like Shitbiki is.
Does anyone have a screenshot of batgirl turning your wings into a batarang?
tl;dr "it's bad because they didn't do what I wanted"
This is exactly like all other Symphogear seasons after the first. Great 1-2 episodes then a bunch of crap until good finale.
>daily
secondly
Her gold form wasn't all the gears that was the grey form right before she purged that armor and used Gungnir again.
>my taste is bad
Okay user.
>your
HER
>I watch it ironically, I swear
this
fuck asspulls
It's consistent enough, they remembered shit from season 1 in season 5 which in todays standards is something you can only wish for
Its cheese yes but it has depth to it, you can watch it without subs and have a great time and you can also follow it closely and read all the songs and think about it for weeks
As usual
>grievously injure the MCs
?
Befriending is a sound tactical move. If you try to attack the alchemists, they'll just escape again. A successful befriending stops them in their tracks, and then you can put them in jail or something. Hibiki is smart.
Please define "good writing"
This season is still good and has essentially gotten the "x of the week" stuff out of the way by episode 4 while others took a whole season to do it.
But I guess people prefer being melodramatic and pretending they know how everything will play out.
Doing things I like and explaining them in detail so I can understand them.
The writing was always cheezy but GX was next levels of bad that people don't want to see again. There was some really good stuff in the earlier seasons behind all the tropes.
We are in the end game so the writing at this point doesn't really matter my main issue with the show is how said writing has ruined the character dialogue.
no asspull powers in the last episode which are instantly gone in the next season
>characters standing around doing nothing offscreen when a fight is going on that they are ""participating"" is acceptable writing
>b-b-but you can just pretend there exists a proper reason why they aren't fighting!!!
no.
Just because you are fucking braindead and would slurp up any topdad garbage they shit out in the season just because they slap fucking tits on it doesn't mean it's actually good.
Did you even fucking read my post at all? That's the exact opposite of what I said.
Just because I'm hurting your feelings saying that Symphogear isn't the perfect show doesn't mean you have to go full braindead mode.
So fucking ready for ORA ORA ORA...
Thats also what you guys kept insisting in GX.
>oh no user dont pretend you know whats going to happen
>they wont be doing a character episode every week that will do nothing but be 50% character drama 50% power up
>haha user they would never do that!
Unga bunga.
>if my headcanon explains things the show never tries to explain then the show has good writing!
retard
>Even something like them saying a single line
No fuck you. Characters on the sidelines saying random shit is so annoying.
Like the final fight against Adam. Everyone saying "hurrdurr that is much attack!" every single time made me want to die. I am not fucking retarded. I figure out she is using everyone's attacks without literally everyone telling me.
Same thing here. They were not capable of fighting since they did not have weapons out, and hibiki was easily winning, so they just watched. There is no need for them to say anything because it is obvious to anyone not fucking retarded.
>She flat out knew Fine was dying.
Fine was "fine" until she used the last of her strenght to pull the moon shard down. That was killed her, she even announced it that she will die.
kek
Fuck Hibiki
>Bikkitards defending shit writing because their waifu is responsible for it
As usual they are the cancer of these threads.
>It's the show where you turn of your brain
This meme needs to die
I'll accept it when it actually happens. But everything that's been setup so far implies it won't, so until then have fun doomposting I guess.
Wouldn't the stand name be Hanasaku yuuki?
>he said as he made his 50th post this thread
>tfw no dess to distract people from the episode's possible flaws and cheer them up
low effort
>speedwatching
>people arguing about everything and saying it's bad because it didn't go the way they wanted to
Literally every single fucking time.
She didn't, her body was literally fused with an armor that was collapsing because mutual annihilation with Durandal, the moon chunk pull was just a last "fuck you".
You can measure the quality of an episode by how quickly/slowly the threads revert to autistic arguing after it airs.
>bad thing happened once
>that means it'll happen every season
At least you admit you're a caveman, unga bunga. Come back to me when I CAN'T SING drama re-appears in AXZ.
that already happened last season
She killed thousands!
Ideally some kata, martial artist after all.
I love it
>just turn off your brain bro
>fails to understand what is going on the episode
>why is the writing so shit
The better it is, the more vocal the retards are. As it has been and always shall be.
Chris and Maria were terrorist too, what's the news?
Although, Hibiki needs a bit of suffering in her life, wouldn't be bad see her failing to her someone in front her face for a chance, Is not fair that only other girls has to suffer the frustration of not being able to saving someone but she always does it without exception.
There is a MASSIVE FUCKING COLLOSSAL difference between characters being braindead screaming shit the viewer is being explicitly shown like in that scene in AXZ, and a scene where the characters are COMPLETELY FUCKING DISREGARDED AS IF THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST.
How the fuck do you retards somehow think this is the same thing? There is nothing believable about either situation and I think both are bad writing, but just because it's not the first case doesn't mean it's somehow good.
It means it's a different kind of bad. It's still bad, but it's not the same thing.
The funny thing is I'm an even bigger bikkifag than those tards since I actually own her GX figure.
it's fucking glorious.
>nooo my waifu spent 5 minutes without being the center of attention
>shit show!!
it's a sad mindset, imagine being so traumatized by GX
Can't wait for Tsubasa to decapitate the vamp!
case closed
they'll stop crying by next episode
One a more important note than whatever shitshow herkz's gang is trying to force currently, they fixed it
I didn't like how the other five were just standing around frozen in some dumbass pose while Hibiki was fighting. I think even a throwaway line from Hibiki about how she would handle it by herself or something about how they can't leave the barrier for whatever reason would have helped.
But that said I think the level that people are freaking out over it is a little much.
Why doesn't Hibiki have her own attack cards?
Don't mock our suffering.
She's too dumb to come up with names for her attacks
They would all just be "punch", "spin punch", "drill", etc.
Agreed. I think it should have played out differently but to bitch about how it's "topdad tier" is just melodrama at its finest.
I enjoy skipping seasons, turn off my brain, and don't care about any of the story stuff. I just want to watch fights. I would like Symphogear more if the writing wasn't shit.
Who am I?
Because she technically still has no armed gear
She has non-canon attack cards in the mobage though
>First half of the show has no tension because the villains are too strong too defeat, but don't actually want to kill the heroes.
>Second half of the show has no tension because the villains want to lose.
GX was a mistake.
It's not the first time this happened.
Because she doesn't have attacks.
>i didn't read the guys post saying that hibiki getting the spotlight is a good thing but I'm gonna pretend I did read his post!
I understood it perfectly.
I don't like it.
What do you not understand? There is literally nothing complex going on at all. Of course we know they aren't fucking fighting since they don't show up.
But again they simply don't act like believable characters in the fucking slightest. The rest of the gears had literally no reason to be in the fight AT ALL, it should have been HIBIKI ONLY if they are going to pretend the rest don't exist.
This is not just about the show pretending the characters don't exist either.
Tsubasa's arc in this season about her songs not being able to protect people is completely fucking retarded since we have been through 4 seasons where they DID protect people. This is the kind of shit you do in the first season, not in the fucking finale of a show that started 7 years ago.
The villains bullshit is even worse
A Hibikifag
Uh, stupid?
herkz
>Bikkitards
literally who?
So did mankind's greatest hero.
herkz
>watching axz
>being a season skipping GXfag
>since we have been through 4 seasons where they DID protect people.
They literally mean her singing career can't help people not be suicidal.
Not her signing to power her gear.
literally me
>the strongest
>no armed gear
imagine how strong she would be with one
actually the gold mega arms should be her armed gear
>believing the official narrative
He was framed by S.O.N.G. Never harmed a soul.
It's just not sympho threads if you don't have people bitching
>not skipping every season and just watching the zesshoushinais
No, I'm a Mariafag!
She does have an armed gear, she just doesn't use it for no reason because she's worst girl
>people
wasnt the alcemist the fucking dolls?
>not skipping every single episode and just shitpost in the threads
Topdad tier was referring to the jobber villains, who are a far far bigger problem than this one scene that was poorly directed.
The only reason I'm even giving this scene so much focus is because of how simple it would have been for the staff to fix it to be better, and how hard the retards here are trying to defend it.
As if this one scene being bad somehow means I completely and utterly hate the show and don't enjoy it even though I love it and really fucking enjoy it? I'm only critical of it because I like the show, I would be talking about way different things if I did actually hate the entire season so far.
That's even fucking worse dude
totally me
Top Dad will get a Dr. Ver stand and defeat Fudo, that way everyone will be happy
Why can't you watch anime at 1x speed?
>shounenfags who get mad when anime directors ignore the brilliant plots they've devised in their heads
>people
Hibiki soloing the remnants while the other 5 were standing there like lemons.
I mean any of the 6 gears could solo the remnants at this point but still, they felt really silly and useless standing aside watching Hibiki do her thing.
>That's even fucking worse dude
How?
This the season time her concerts have resulted in mass murder. I feel like it is a valid reaction.
yes. gx was peak
Because the same exact thing happened in the very first episode? She had over 50 episode to get over this shit
They weren't even watching really, they literally got off-screened, like they weren't even there. It was fucking weird.
>worst girl
i thought we were talking about hibiki, not maria?
>Stand Name isn't『BLOOMING COURAGE』
Step up your meme game son
Nah, it's just a Shonen trope. If Naruto did it, it would be GAR. But it's Hibiki, it's shit.
Every single time there's any spotlight given to Hibiki, this exact same shit happens.
You'd think they just wouldn't watch Symphogear if they hate Hibiki that much.
i am not that same person and i watch in normal speed if you were referring to that
>saint-germain came back
Now this is a Symphogear thread I remember. Guess things were going too good for the last three weeks.
animes*
>posting second worse girl
>I don't actually read the posts at all but just pretend it's because the bikkifag doesn't like bikki
It doesn't matter if it's my waifu or if it's fucking trash maria wasting more screentime.
>the entire point of the episode was Hibiki trying to get over the fact that she couldn't reach out to Vanessa
>and then a ghost shows up and says she will help her
>Hibiki then solos the weak alchemists with her almost-new powers
It's not particularly hard to understand, especially if you haven't forgotten AXZ.
inb4 season skipping subhumans.
>last three weeks
It's been the same shit for the past week.
Just ignore IRC posters.
hello newfag
welcome to anime where the mc is the special snowflake
My biggest issue with AXZ and GX right now is that there's no fun heart ot heart moments.
>Chris singing
>Beef Stragonoff
>Hibiki teasing Chris about being a senpai
>Training montage
These little things.
Oh yeah, the shitpost, I guess I did finish it, even though I still don´t know why. Suffer at your own discretion.
ok, so why wasn't Hibiki the only one in the fight in the first place?
There was literally ZERO reason for the other gears to be in that scene at ALL, and the scene was directed as if they indeed did not exist at all.
So again, why the fuck does the show set them up to be there but then instantly pretends they don't exist?
I mean Naruto is like 10 times more powerful than his companions and the enemies he fights are just way too strong for his friends to handle.
Hibiki isn't necessarily stronger than her friends and they were fighting weaklings.
So meh.
Nice.
stop using my wife to shitpost you faggot
Hibiki has attack cards in the mobage though. Here are the named attacks she has that are used in both the show and game.
Try reading the post again, retard.
I regret opening that image.
you welcome.
>best Hibiki song
>duet with best non-Geah singer
This was the tits.
This is indeed what the show lack.
Now we just need Cag and best alchemist Prelati.
Still a pretty bad execution of the scene in my opinion.
I get what they wanted to show but it felt weird sidelining the others this hard.
>in the mobage
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
I hope that Genjuro also gets a gear and they just duke it out in the final episode that completely blows out the entire budget before ending in a slideshow that tells the viewer what happened next, narrated by Ver
Not to this extent, no.
Beef stroganoff is from GX and AXZ had one of the better training montages, you fuck.
>axz watching trannies
>we have the location of the new alchemists, time to beat them!
>let's send Hibiki alone because why the fuck not! Why would we send everyone to ensure they're caught after all!
stop ironically shitposting please, you are making us look bad.
newfag.
>Tsubasa's face when
>keep fucking forgetting symphogeah airs on saturdays and always miss the early threads
what time are the translations usually up on nyaa? gonna set fucking reminders for this shit
>Wow why doesn't Hibiki have attack cards
>>She does
>Wow those don't count!
Of course
They used to be good when no one knew about the show
>Maria is usel-
And of course it's a shit eating Granbelmtard
retard
>Genjuro is an annunuki
>he's the final boss that Bikki must surpass
>she begins punching so hard all the other dead people from the series punch out of her chest because her heart went into overdrive with cosmic power
They're not canon, they may as well not exist.
Actually it's just a retard (as if it wasn't obvious) who opened the catalog and found a funny reaction image that suited his shitpost, as proved by the filename. Sorry Yea Forums, no fanbase wars to force here.
>you are making us look bad.
good. fuck trans
>couldn't even win against someone trying to lose
Maria is shit.
Shitposters like that don't care, user.
We know you want to do that but please stop talking about it, nobody cares.
Sure thing.
>defending the season skipping retard
>let's send Hibiki alone because why the fuck not! Why would we send everyone to ensure they're caught after all!
Then they should have the other gears have a purpose of being there. They shouldn't be there if the show is just gonna pretend they don't exist whenever it feels like it. There are many ways they could have changed the scene to fix that if they only want to show off hibiki.
And who the fuck are you kidding, the alchemists are gonna keep running away regardless of how many gears they send anyway until they feel like they can actually finish that plotline. You'd think with how often the villains run away after a fight througouth the entire series that they would try to prevent that shit from happening?
-ess
Stop deflecting from your own shitposting.
ANIME JA NAI DAKARA SAA
i am genuinely having a blast at your retardation and autism
thank you for the good laugh men
She won't be that strong. She knows only how to punch and kick. She doesn't know how to use a lance and spear. It doesn't suit her. The strongest is technically Chris, since I think Carol mentioned that Chris has the highest compatibility rating
Go back to skipping seasons of long-running shows, fag.
>Hibiki fights alone and falls for the didnu
I never saw this coming!
>[]
Do it right 「」『』
>its one person
is Yea Forums full of brainlets?
>she knew would likely come back in the far future to not try this shit again.
You're literally retarded. She told Fine to carry on her friendship message because she knew she is the only one who essentially can. She can't be there to protect the far future but Fine could be if she stopped being a bitch for awhile.
When are they going to blow the moon up and have fudo do his magical girl transformation?
If the writing is going to be shit then they better get to the good shit faster.
I too like watching Dr. Stone.
cant do what i already did you brainless tranny
After Hibiki forgives the old man too.
I'm just curious if everyone else also saw the Alchemists when unlocking Amalgam and if we'll have Cagliostro and Prelati also show up as ghosts supporting their respective Gears and doing duets of their AXZ songs.
Because if they do, that shit is going to be so motherfucking tight.
but chris is constantly jobbing
>9gag memes
go back
>It's okay Fudo, I never liked Tsubasa's singing either!
so this episode basically confirms that hibiki is straight right?
Hibiki only forgives girls.
nobody except trannies watched AXZ
ROBUTT
not at all, just that she is extremely faithful to miku only
Straight up gay for big tits
Miku will get implants.
are we SURE she isnt straight?
I don't think so, Saint-Germain didn't really do much more than motivating Hibiki in particular (as further proved by how nobody else did anything).
>Member of the friendship club
>Goku
>Naruto
>Hibiki.
Why does a robot need such a thick ass? Shit writing.
>not watching the season with the best music, best villains and silliest power-up asspull of all seasons
For as much of a mental illness trannies may have, they can't even hold a candle to you, user.
>this shitty edit is proof
Clearly ass missiles.
seeth
>need
SHALL
>season with the best music,
that was objectively GX
that's cheating!
Man that was amazing
Vanessa is mechanical like an auto scorer but it seemed she is an alchemist aswell? Strange desu
NOT
Carole's songs were top tier, but the rest was fairly average.
She's a cyborg you ding dong.
If you faggots would stop defending shit writing for a second you'd realize that people aren't complaining about Biki doing shit but rather the way it was presented. You could have resolved everything just by having Hibiki and maybe Maria be the only two who head this time. That way Biki's moment is more personal and it doesn't require everyone standing around in a gold bubble like idiots.
>Bikki gets flustered by big tits
>St. Germain essentially lives inside her
How will Miku counter these advances on her wife?
>I'M RIGHT I'M RIGHT I'M RIGHT WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO MEEEEE
Are you saying "Clearly-ass missiles" or "Clearly ass-missiles"?
make webm from robo slut,faggot
FUDO WAS THE COOLEST GUY
no wtf you just hate hibiki!!!1
She'll grow a body like Cagliostro's.
So that new relic is Miku's new geah huh
>and maybe Maria
AND THERE HE IS
what a garbage taste
consider sucide
i bet you liked s2 kirikafag
it doesn't help that people are calling anything they don't like GX tier
I agree with the criticism but there's also people overreacting
How many more Mazinger references are they going to cram into this season?
The same way she dealt with Kanade being in Hibiki's heart
so when hibiki finally decides to fuck miku, does that mean they are actually having a threesome with germain?
HE JUST WANT TO DEFEND NIPPON AN SHIT. HE PROBABLY WANTED TO PRIME MINISTER AS KID SO IT IS ALL FORGIVEN
maria a shit.
>b-but bad writing I'm right and they're wrong
Literally, every single fucking time
>Kirikafag
I'm a Chrisfag and as a matter of fact I did enjoy S2 quite a lot because of this.
Maria would be there just to job and faint
>HUR DUUUR
It's not about being a Maria fag you moron, but having ONE girl stand around is a lot easier to buy than everyone being useless
>bioshock infinite has good writing
sure thing kid
Eradication by lesbeam which Hibiki absorbs to become God.
keep cheating on Miku and you'll earn yourself a boat ride
>Yea Forums
Of fucking course.
>AND he's a Yea Forumsirgin
Fuck off with that narrative you're pathetic
Nah they should have made Noble Red summon some Alcanoise or something else. They get to kill some noise/summon while Hibiki can solo Noble Red.
It's not much but at least it makes it so the other 5 don't uselessly stand aside for no clear reason.
if five girls are standing around there might be a metaphysical reason for it
if one girl is standing around it's because she's worthless
>worst girl lives inside best girl
>their duet is the best song in the franchise
Calling it right now
The relic will only work on Miku and Fudo is going to kidnap her.
But Maria IS worthless. But the main reason she should be the one to go with Hibiki is that we need to see her transformation scene and song.
This season is great but nice to see these threads are still fucking garbage as per usual. Not even gonna gonna waste my time here any longer.
>Hibiki is just Nardo now
Lmao, how sad.
>quint 5
Oh shit.
But we already got that in the first half of the episode, she doesn't need to go again
Hibiki isn't THAT bad.
digits confirm
mikupocalypse is coming
The fact that Bikki solo'd is shit but what really annoyed me about it is that they literally phased the gears out of existence just because they weren't doing anything. It makes you wonder, weren't they able to? Did they just choose to let her handle it alone? Why weren't the villains trying to attack them instead of Bikki? All of this is just speculation and it's speculation because it's a giant plot hole. We don't know what they were doing because they LITERALLY DISAPPEARED. Even the fact that they "stood around and watched" is just inferred.
See you next week.
It turns out that the relic was a red herring, Miku will have a different job.
don't you post this every thread?
Miku is the one giving the orders to Fudo.
She isn't, that's just your epic meme. Her little kids are worse
OH NO
beyblade!?
The maze scene could have been the same scene they fought Vanessa
Miku is more powerful.
Yeah
>if five girls are standing around there might be a metaphysical reason for it
Yeah now there wasn't. They all got the same power up but none of them used it. Imagine if was a previous season and they Hit X-drive and only ONE girl did anything despite all 6 having shiny new forms. If you want to hold off on the others then do just that. Have their power up have some connection but don't do a group henshin and then follow through.
If someone killed Miku, would Shitbiki still try to befriend them? She would, right? That's all she cares about after all.
SEASON OF MIKU
the other people don't have a alchemical ghost walking them through the new gear tutorial
hibiki would have just been a potato if it weren't for sangerman talking her through it
Shit taste, St. Germaine was always awesome.
>Calling it right now
But it was already called at the end of AXZ 13
Digits do reconfirm though
what season is she from?
what does hibiki's underboob taste like?
They would become the new Miku for Hibiki.
takes a 9gagger to know one
sweat
dont sexualise my imouto you sick fuck
ask Miku
Miku's lip balm.
Finally! after 4 threads of asking someone delivers. thank you!
>20 minutes
so whats hot on 9gag bro xD
poop
Sure, because jobbers who can't get anything done without fighting dirty and have lost more than a few times already would surely put up a fight against the main cast after they powered up.
You also seem to be missing the implication that by showing Bikki beating the three of them on her own (after they've also used a bunch of their energy to fire two shots of their super attack which weakens them, mind you), these new amalgam gears are confirmed to be reasonably stronger than them.
But nope nobody did anything so it's bad writing I guess
Ask Vanessa.
kill yourself Yea Forumsermin
the rejects being so weak is why I honestly don't mind what happened so much
I'm just glad we're moving onto Fudo
The regular gears where significantly stronger than them. They where getting soloed from the start. This doesn't show us anything.
why dorks still use linkers?
Gotta sells those CDs user, please understand
>he still completely misses the point
Again, why the fuck are the other gears there if the show is gonna pretend they don't exist in that scene?
the first thread was pure cancer
Because they're not mary sues with high compatibility values.
What's wrong with her tits?
Neither of the threads today had any bunch fo retards wildly screaming about how the episode was so bad because it didn't do what they wanted so I'd say they were way better
Hopefully it will be bed time soon and they'll go away
>Thinking we're going to get formulaic episodes with Amalgam
So after getting their asses kicked the alchemists are just going to fuck off and start attacking randomly because? Oh fucking wait they can't attack randomly because the gears have no way to track them or pursue them. Also since bloods their version of Linker how are they going to handle getting their asses kicked so much. How is Fudo playing out in this imaginary simulation of yours he just let's everything happen?
DMJii have done nothing but help since AXZ.
it seems like they just needed all the gears away from the base to pull off the SONG getting held up twist
I bet if any of them were there the relics would have been confiscated
>screaming about how the episode was so bad because it didn't do what they wanted
Yeah. Fuck them for wanting it to be GOOD.
>Why weren't the villains trying to attack them instead of Bikki?
Yeah go attack some lasses doing nothing inside an invincible barrier while some quad-fisted lesbo monstrosity is charging at you.
>b-b-BUT IT'S A PLOT HOLE BECAUSE I DIDN'T LIKE IT
Fuck off.
Maria has done more offscreen than DMJii have done onscreen.
Nothing? They're being compressed by her running forward.
>wanting threads like: my wifu is so cute, i am going to marry xy, remember to fuck your geahs
cringe. Yea Forumss idea of good thread is pure cancer
Not that guy but I still think the episode was good. Bikki x St. Germain hype sealed it.
And on top of that, the rejects also got befriended. Next we'll most likely get hobo teaming up on the run and trying to get a new center of operations up to fight back against Fudo, featuring more edgy sword.
Nobody's forcing you to to come out of your threads on lebbit. Go back to cringing at us in there.
But muh pole dancing
>muh redit
obsessed.
It was not. It was underwhelming and the effort to try and make the remnants pitiable after what they did is infuriating. We've seen more of them going ABLOO ABLOO ABLOO MUH HUMANITY then we have Tsubasa dealing with what happened. It would have been better to just leave her in the coma.
>Maria
Hahaha.
>it's not good because I didn't like it
ok thanks
They were also less retarded than Hibiki and Chris in GX.
>them
>implying it isn't just you
Bikki sparing them doesn't mean they won't end up being punished. There was nothing underwhelming about the 2nd half besides all of the gears not gangbanging the losers at once. I can wait a week to see the rest do their thing.
Anybody seriously taking issue with how that scene was handled is a newfag who hasn't watched enough anime. It is always like this when characters get a big moment, time and action otherwise stops so they can have it. Literally the same shit that happens with henshins. Across thousands of shows through the decades of anime, having other characters/events be in off-screen stasis while a big dramatic moment happens could not be more fucking normal.
It was dumb how they were all standing there but people are acting like the whole episode was ruined because of it. I just don't get it. It's not even important since literally every character from every member of SONG to the bad guys themselves acknowledges they are pathetic.
>bad writing is common therefore it should be excused
just let them throw their tantrum, they'll calm down in a day or two and realize how dumb they sound
>All these mad passive agressive symphofags defending their naruto tier shitty MC and plot
kek
Yes user, you aren't the center of the universe so nobody cares if you liked or disliked something. So please just shut the fuck up.
>they'll calm down in a day or two and realize how dumb they sound
When has that ever happened on Yea Forums?
The main character got to showcase the new power first instead of my waifu. Shit writing. I'm dropping this trash. It hasn't been good since S1E1 anyway.
It usually happens when they stop getting (You)s. They get louder for a while but then they realize they can't bait anyone else so they give up and go back to their (You) farms on Yea Forums.
Please remember to put me in the screencap.
Going away to get more attention elsewhere is not the same thing as actually realizing how stupid they are.
>MUH WRITING
It's not even about that, you stupid shit. I guess you hate henshins too becuase they happen in a vacuum of time where nothing else happens? It's about being able to present watchable and entertaining shit in a sequence without having to account for a bunch of shit happening at once, and EVERYTHING that uses video as its medium does it.
Yup, S1. Now those were the good days.
But they apologized user. We also need to spread out the new power ups to sell CDs.
Kill yourself, wojakposter.
No bully.
Okay but seriously, when is Prelati coming back?
>Maria is trying her hardest to seduce the sword but it is still not enough
At least we can all agree Maria was cool today.
I was honestly impressed by how the alchemist Shitter Squad outplayed the geahs before Hibiki tarded her way out of it.
Maria is always cool.
No, she's shit and she'll always be shit.
She was almost cool.
>No argument
You're welcome
There is literally zero reason for Biki to spare them. There is no reason why she shouldn't have pounded them into past and then if they where still standing MAYBE they could be arrested but they where showing no signs of even wanting to play ball.
>There is literally zero reason for Biki to spare them.
interrogating them and finding out who they work for, for starters
why is this show so popular on Yea Forums
it alright
Because Nana wills it, newfag.
I liked her scene more than Hibiki's going retarded again for sure.
Fun things are fun no matter how much some shitters keep yelling that they aren't. Just try watching it (from the start obviously) and you'll see.
She has never not been cool since GX, and people need to let ancient memes die.
>There is literally zero reason for Biki to spare them
They just wanted to be friends.
>here is literally zero reason for Biki to spare them
retard
It's magical girl + super robots + singing idols with an all-star voice acting cast.
That only works if they showed signs of surrendering or wanting to defect. They didn't. For all everyone could tell they where going to keep fighting and keep killing.
>There is literally zero reason for Biki to spare them
Bikki likes Vanessa's tits, that's reason enough.
>gee i wonder what love means
>half a year later
>hey elf9 what does love mean
>herpy derpy derp
>Gungir is the Spear of Longinus
>God is Allah, who can summon Buddah
>The 8 gates of hell is the same power as the power of Satan
>Hurr durr, Free Will is given by God, who is Buddah, who is also Allah
>All religion is the same! All are the same myth
Holy fuck Symphogear is the most pretentious writing in the world.
Maria trying to be cool is like your mom trying to be cool. It's embarrassing and Maria will never be cool because even if she manages to do something cool, now it's because she's trying too hard and not because she actually is cool.
we didn't even get to see a chance for them to respond since the scene was interrupted by SONG getting taken over
>pretentious
it's stupid fun
Stop bullying Maria.
Trapping them in an exploding maze was their response.
>the most pretentious writing in the world
That would be your posts.
I want to bully her sexually.
Stop memeing this shit. The reason why Symphogear is so loved on Yea Forums is because it's a good show. Period.
There's good writing, good characters, good music, good animation, good scenes, great pacing. It's a proper anime show that doesn't cut too many corners. Other shows can only hope to provide such a consistent storytelling and animation. Even their bad seasons is still BETTER than some other anime's good seasons.
How the fuck you think Symphogear of all things is pretentious is beyond me. This is a show about singing teen lesbians who fight wizards using the technology of ancient aliens.
>55555
Dead franchise.
>that not being pretentious.
Also Hibiki is Jesus, who will also die for our sins.
He's right, it actually is a good show.
GX was pure liquid shit though.
Based and symphopilled.
As you can tell by this thread Symphogear has shown that it is too smart for some people.
Do you know what "pretentious" means, or are you just using that word because you think it sounds smart?
No it wasn't.
DEAD
FRANCHISE
>walmart madoka
makin my way to tsubasa's panties
But actually good shows like Flip Flappers get memed to death about how it flopped.
Yes and Symphogear as well as it's fans do think its better than every other anime.
>dollar store yuyuyu
>actually good shows
>like Flip Floppers
Basically, judging anime by whether you think it's "good" or "bad" means you have a limited understanding of the world and likely proves that you're watching anime wrong.
Distraction dess.
>you aren't allowed to dislike anime
>hadoodoo
yet even with the memes, a lot of people here are saying it's in their top 10 anime of the decade
>cartoon network flip flappers
Why couldn't we have Carol instead of Elf9?
Carol is the HO HO HO haughty laughing character when she helps out. Elf9 is just boring.
It's been a shitty decade.
I've no interest in the opinions of philistines. Why do you think I have?
Because Carol was an unrelenting cunt.
>mcdonalds utena
>animal planet tojis
I can't make a funny remark if you post a blank image
No user, you are the philistines.
>k-on with lesbians
Maria a shit.
Relentlessly penetrating Carol's little cunt.
>FAG gundam
>yuru yuri with too few lesbians
Carol is shit and I'm glad she's the only villain not to be in XDU and the only one who won't come back in XV.
It's overuse is cringeworthy. A lot of it is by that one Hibikifaggot, but he's not memeing, he just genuinely hates every character in this show that isn't Hibiki and only shitposts.
>Inb4 Kanades ghost cucks Maria
>gits but good
>everyone who disagrees with me is one person
Are they bringing back the edge for the final season or was episode 2 a fluke?
t. Bikki shitposter
yeah because the writers are already pretending that they never actually killed 70k people
robutt and doggo dindu nuffin
is anyone following wonfes? any new symphogear stuff?
Dog killed people too and the robot held a hospital hostage. They should all be killed.
Sorry user but in the civilized world, people are judged fairly for their crimes instead of executed on the spot
Also please go rewatch G and GX
DESS
also a new chris figure from G for some reason
what does kirika taste like
doggo and robutt's crimes are pretty tame by symphogear standards
and then there's vamp who committed the worst on-screen atrocity, there's no way she's not going to at the very least die so the other two can live
I need DESS
>Mahou Shoujo Site with lesbians
I'm admittedly new to the series so I don't have any figures yet
Thinking about getting each of Hibiki/Tsubasa/Chris because it wouldn't feel right to just get one
>porn but on tv
>Dumb fuck juice
Who would want a box of Kirika's pee?
Are you really up to spending 1200 bucks on geah figures for a single matching set?
Weirdos on the internet, probably. Shirabe can just get it directly from the source.
I'll do it faggot!
I'm sure it's desslicious.
CORRECT ships
>hibiki x genjuro
>tsubasa x ogawa
>chris x maria
>kirika x miku
>shirabe x elfnein
very high IQ post
Ogawa is for Genjuro.
>not tsubasa x tony glazer
>not shirabe x ogawa
Chris is forever alone
>get mad at first one before noticing the rest
Well played.
I still like G-beat the best and will forever hate the state of Hibiki for which it was used for.
>Hibiki has a weakness for big boobs
>always trying to latch on and get closer to Chris
Hmmmm really makes you think huh
Don't bully Hibiki.
>Have to resort to GKs for non-scale Symphogear figures at WonFes once again
I just want some 1/12 sized figures of my favorite girls. The S1 figmas aren't enough
But Hibiki doesn't have a nee-san...
She is going to marry Elsa by the end of the season.
>Miku can't cook
>Miku doesn't have funbags
Why is Bikki still with her?
Vanessa adopted her.
>That show about paint shooting but acutally good
why are there so few cagliostro doujins
and so few straight hibiki doujins
it's so fucking gay they scrapped the figma/nendo lines
>Never Ever
Because you're still alive.
>Kaneko referencing doujins now
Actually now that I look at the prices, it's like less than $100 for that bunny Chris. Where did the $1200 come from?
Hibiki has blushed at the sight of tiddies since season 1. Which proves she isn't a lesbian.
Ara ara~
With matching set i'm referring to the hobbystock GX scale figures that that dess is part of which are 200 dollars each, and it seems that they are going to make one for every gear.
What art style changes have happened other than S1 -> G?
Ah ok. DMJii and Maria aren't a priority for me but I might end up getting them later.
Hibiki has a scarf, there's some better details on all the characters. There's less still scene flash attacks, etc.
So all those male characters in anime that blush at boobs, ass and panties are gay?
None really besides everything getting gradually more detailed. XV seems more color-saturated, though.
just make sure to buy the hibiki one, it's fantastic
I want a full-size Bikki fist sex toy.