Who would win?

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At what, checkers?

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My dick.

good thread

>punch shirou enough
>he becomes a sword porcupine
Now what?

Shirou is basically a housewife while as far as we know Josuke can'cook rice properly.

Which Shirou?

the audience

SPBP

Does that mean Shirou and Josuke should marry?

The one with the not shit hair.

Depends if we are talking before or after the events of FSN, and which route.

Poor Emiya. We hardly knew him.

He’s probably sad about being one. I know I’d be.

Emiya hair is pretty fucking shit I agree. that haircut is fucking ass irl

His Hair is...

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I didn't know i needed this.

AAA

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Depends which route Shiro.

We need a drawfriend up in here.

can fuckin emiya even do anything v a stand? as a heroic spirit or with saber he wins simply because Noble Phantasms cover a larger scale but one on one josuke not only is a fuckin unit a 6ft 180lb v emiya's 5'4 127lb he doesn't even need his stand to straight up bully him

Even with Saber, Stands are crazy ass fast, I think Crazy Diamond scales to Star Platinum

Yeah when Jotaro met Josuke he had to use time stop when Josuke went all out so his stand is just as fast if not faster than Star plat.

In a 200m dash I think Shirou takes it.

How fast is Saber? Not too familiar with Nasuverse

Hmm, you know, I just realized they kinda have mirrored origins. Josuke was inspired by the kid with the pompadour who helped his mother in a blizzard while he was sick. Shirou was inspired by the guy that rescued him out of a burning disaster.

Should servants be able to see stands?
Also, what stands outside of the obvious choices (the World, Bites the Dust, King Crimson, GER, etc) would stand a chance against the likes of Seiba and company?

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>Checkers
>Fight
>Cooking
>Hair
>Race
Hmm,pompadour always wins

Nonsense !!! Shiro Crush Hercules just ONEPUNCH

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What can Seiba do?

Why does Josukes hair look like steak?

If it's fist fight with Josuke not using his stand, Emiya wins because he has reinforcement magic even at the start of VN.

It looks cool that way.

Isn’t SP a bit weaker at that point?

after skimming her wiki article here is a halfassed summarization
>animu agility, can run up the sides of buildings and run on water
>proficient swordswoman
>can manifest armor at any time
>body has a fuck ton of mana, which can be used to heal herself, improve her stats, repair her armor/inanimate objects, or shoot giant energy beams
>spidey sense verging on precognition

She sounds pretty tough but nothing Josuke can’t handle. But I think she and Shirou fight separately so that could be an issue.

The advantage Josuke would have if fighting both of them is that while normally Seiba is top tier during F/SN she is severely gimped because Shirou has shit all for mana. One mexibeam would put her on the verge of passing out, which would in turn gimp Shirou since he’s the type to protect girls even if they’re superhuman warriors

>protect girls even if they’re superhuman warriors
Kinda sexist, but alright. Guess Josuke breaks his teeth.

Cringe and Fatepilled.

>>Yea Forums
God summer is never going to end is it?

Give it a month/month and a half

Shit?

>Race
Shirou is a 100% pure Japanese, raised by the Magus Killer and descended from Muramasa. Josuke is a mutt born out of wedlock.

Ah, but he’s got some American in him, which beats out any Japanese person.

Pretty fucking fast, faster than cars in a city but stands are way faster than that but weaker in my opinion, even a low tier servant is stronger physically than a stand.

True, but CD hits pretty fucking hard and fast, its specialty, hundreds of punches before you can even react. That gives Crazy Diamond the edge here.

CD at best can wreck a wall with some punches, Saber can just bash her way into a wall and pass through it like butter and she isnt even one of powerhouses of servants physically, dont think CD would do much damage to her and once she realizes its shitty range she just nukes Josuke. Also too many servans have "I win buttons"

>Americans edging out superior Nippon blood
Pfft...

Nah, Jotaro wasn't in the mood to beat the shit out of his teen uncle while Josuke was pretty pumped to explode his face for seemingly insulting his hair.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Caladbolg II snipe from half a mile GG.

Run (Josuke will be faster, too)
Wait for Shirou to fucking die of internal cuts
That shit only worked in his favour in HF because Kirei was on an even stricter timer than he was.

Shirou is by far the better cook.

disegard the other user, it is indeed weaker because Jotaro didn't use it regularly anymore

Count the casualties at Iwo Jima

Why would they even fight? They sound like they'd get along with each other really well, especially considering they have similar backstories and personalities.

I do support them fucking. And maybe getting married.

It was weaker, but you also have to include the fact that Jotaro most likely isn't going to go all out versus a family member and high schooler.

Plus it’s like the first fucking episode.

Good, he can make Josuke lunch after Shirou gets his ass kicked

shirou

>some
literally a half american hapa.