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Who would win?
Thomas Morris
Jeremiah Hill
At what, checkers?
Luis Adams
My dick.
Christopher Perry
good thread
Kevin Clark
>punch shirou enough
>he becomes a sword porcupine
Now what?
Benjamin Robinson
Shirou is basically a housewife while as far as we know Josuke can'cook rice properly.
Ethan Martin
Which Shirou?
Camden Brown
the audience
John Rivera
SPBP
Noah Nguyen
Does that mean Shirou and Josuke should marry?
Isaiah Morales
The one with the not shit hair.
Aaron Reyes
Depends if we are talking before or after the events of FSN, and which route.
Cooper Howard
Poor Emiya. We hardly knew him.
Lincoln Thomas
He’s probably sad about being one. I know I’d be.
Jaxson Diaz
Emiya hair is pretty fucking shit I agree. that haircut is fucking ass irl
Tyler Harris
His Hair is...
Gabriel Cox
I didn't know i needed this.
Brandon Roberts
AAA
Asher Sullivan
Depends which route Shiro.
Chase Butler
We need a drawfriend up in here.
Angel Harris
can fuckin emiya even do anything v a stand? as a heroic spirit or with saber he wins simply because Noble Phantasms cover a larger scale but one on one josuke not only is a fuckin unit a 6ft 180lb v emiya's 5'4 127lb he doesn't even need his stand to straight up bully him
Noah Fisher
Even with Saber, Stands are crazy ass fast, I think Crazy Diamond scales to Star Platinum
Dylan Reed
Yeah when Jotaro met Josuke he had to use time stop when Josuke went all out so his stand is just as fast if not faster than Star plat.
Benjamin Fisher
In a 200m dash I think Shirou takes it.
Ian Wilson
How fast is Saber? Not too familiar with Nasuverse
Christopher Collins
Hmm, you know, I just realized they kinda have mirrored origins. Josuke was inspired by the kid with the pompadour who helped his mother in a blizzard while he was sick. Shirou was inspired by the guy that rescued him out of a burning disaster.
Ethan Myers
Should servants be able to see stands?
Also, what stands outside of the obvious choices (the World, Bites the Dust, King Crimson, GER, etc) would stand a chance against the likes of Seiba and company?
Henry Stewart
>Checkers
>Fight
>Cooking
>Hair
>Race
Hmm,pompadour always wins
Liam Flores
Nonsense !!! Shiro Crush Hercules just ONEPUNCH
Jason Rogers
What can Seiba do?
Connor Nelson
Why does Josukes hair look like steak?
Joshua Collins
If it's fist fight with Josuke not using his stand, Emiya wins because he has reinforcement magic even at the start of VN.
Lucas Richardson
It looks cool that way.
Aiden Phillips
Isn’t SP a bit weaker at that point?
Jason Walker
after skimming her wiki article here is a halfassed summarization
>animu agility, can run up the sides of buildings and run on water
>proficient swordswoman
>can manifest armor at any time
>body has a fuck ton of mana, which can be used to heal herself, improve her stats, repair her armor/inanimate objects, or shoot giant energy beams
>spidey sense verging on precognition
Kayden Perry
She sounds pretty tough but nothing Josuke can’t handle. But I think she and Shirou fight separately so that could be an issue.
Jaxson Bell
The advantage Josuke would have if fighting both of them is that while normally Seiba is top tier during F/SN she is severely gimped because Shirou has shit all for mana. One mexibeam would put her on the verge of passing out, which would in turn gimp Shirou since he’s the type to protect girls even if they’re superhuman warriors
Gabriel Harris
>protect girls even if they’re superhuman warriors
Kinda sexist, but alright. Guess Josuke breaks his teeth.
Hudson Martin
Cringe and Fatepilled.
Nathan Howard
>>Yea Forums
God summer is never going to end is it?
Eli Hughes
Give it a month/month and a half
Josiah Hall
Shit?
Thomas Cox
>Race
Shirou is a 100% pure Japanese, raised by the Magus Killer and descended from Muramasa. Josuke is a mutt born out of wedlock.
Andrew Green
Ah, but he’s got some American in him, which beats out any Japanese person.
Grayson Harris
Pretty fucking fast, faster than cars in a city but stands are way faster than that but weaker in my opinion, even a low tier servant is stronger physically than a stand.
James Gonzalez
True, but CD hits pretty fucking hard and fast, its specialty, hundreds of punches before you can even react. That gives Crazy Diamond the edge here.
Nolan Rivera
CD at best can wreck a wall with some punches, Saber can just bash her way into a wall and pass through it like butter and she isnt even one of powerhouses of servants physically, dont think CD would do much damage to her and once she realizes its shitty range she just nukes Josuke. Also too many servans have "I win buttons"
Austin Jackson
>Americans edging out superior Nippon blood
Pfft...
Zachary Bailey
Nah, Jotaro wasn't in the mood to beat the shit out of his teen uncle while Josuke was pretty pumped to explode his face for seemingly insulting his hair.
Caleb Turner
Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Gavin Gomez
Caladbolg II snipe from half a mile GG.
Brayden Hall
Run (Josuke will be faster, too)
Wait for Shirou to fucking die of internal cuts
That shit only worked in his favour in HF because Kirei was on an even stricter timer than he was.
Adrian James
Shirou is by far the better cook.
Luke Myers
disegard the other user, it is indeed weaker because Jotaro didn't use it regularly anymore
Owen Rodriguez
Count the casualties at Iwo Jima
Ryan Cook
Why would they even fight? They sound like they'd get along with each other really well, especially considering they have similar backstories and personalities.
Elijah Lewis
I do support them fucking. And maybe getting married.
Liam Myers
It was weaker, but you also have to include the fact that Jotaro most likely isn't going to go all out versus a family member and high schooler.
Jackson Ward
Plus it’s like the first fucking episode.
Mason Bailey
Good, he can make Josuke lunch after Shirou gets his ass kicked
Jayden James
shirou
Nathan Gutierrez
>some
literally a half american hapa.