Why does this fucking character exist?

Why does this fucking character exist?

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To have a new best girl.

post the webm.

To destroy everything you love, including the story of Eva and national monuments.

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She is the key to everything.

to make you mad fanboy, also the money for her merch

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Merchandising!

W What...webm

>implying this isn't super sexual
it's like a huge strapless dildo, but in huge, and the sex is fucking brutal. what's not to like. to deep for you?

>that webm
at least tell me shinji is going to be raped by a girl, COME ON ANNO

the one with the horse race!!

To being Asuka’s lover

I just finished rebuild 1 and am about to start rebuild 2. Does she die at any point during this movie or the next?

This, she's pretty much the get out of jail free card so Rei can win the Shinjibowl.

>does she die?
user I

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to make boomers seethe

A what if the of a Hot girl's fat friend would look like to be passable these days?

Im a boomer and shit dude i love this chick. She shows that slutty catty attitude im attracted too.

post aarp card faggot

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To be Asuka's bride.

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i thought she was a great foil to shinji in 1 and 2. here's a character who is reluctant to do anything, why me, no one cares, i don't wanna, now here's another character who takes everything in stride and is perfectly content doing what she's told. coincidentally, or maybe exactly because of that, people tell her and she also knows more of what's going on.
but she's also not rei.
her role in 3 though i dunno.

in any case mari is best girl.

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Because Asuka's a BITCH, Rei has no personality, and Misato would technically be a drunk pedophile.

Plus she's more HOT than annoying. Ask every H-doujin creator who featured her with Shinji.

I think it has something to do with the philosophy of the show. I just finished rebuild 1-3, and I can say with confidence, it was intentionally meant to be trash.

Notice how all the charecters suddenly become aware of their faults? Asuka even talking about how "hurr Durr normally I'm so distant from people, but maybe there is some good in actually being open and honest with people" and then she gets murked. All those random character tropes in 3.0.

It leads me to believe that the directed is using his medium of 'alternate realities' or a repeating cycle, to give us a show where all those fanboys wanted some dumb best girl tropes, and charecters realizations, just to show us how shitty it would actually be.

One of my favorite things in the series, was how at the end, you can realize that all those lewd moments and hormone induced edgiesness, actually served a purpose to give a realistic basis for shinji's lust. It's poetry desguised as fan service.

However, the fan service in the rebuild series after 2.0, is purely fan service, theres no real reasoning behind it. At first, I thought all they toxic people who don't care for ambiguous story telling, finally took ahold of the narrative. I was greatly disappointed with it as a whole. But, after a while, it occurred to me, maybe the director actually is giving us a philosophical message, while simultaneously producing "the anime you wanted" kind of thing. In comparison, rebuild 1 follows the story to a tee basically, giving fans that hd condenced remake they wanted for modern nostalgia. Then 2.0 derives completely with new cast and some basic tropes. 3.0, it's complete garbage, with the side charecters being so depthlss, you get their whole personality the second you see them open on screen. There's no longer any intrinsic humanity inside of them, and the cast begins to loose their depth aswell. The whole point of the human instramentality project was so people could connect, and understand one another.

He's going to be raped by a boy

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Mari Sue

I personally find a H-doujin featuring puchidol Chihya from Puchimas a lot more appealing than the ones with Mari.

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Yet, as the rebuild series goes on, people start to do that on their own. There's a huge reality in not beIN able to ever truely express yourself to others, which in turn causes confusion and chaise, something that gives maning to life as we try to move on from living that way.

in the rebuild series, it just forsakes that philosophy. It does a complete 180 on the purpose of the series. If there was a different director takin over the rebuild, I would have assumed the series is just over, but since it's the same director, I think that he is intentionally trying to reaffirm the underlying messages from the older film's, but only doing it in the modern anime world, in reference to the past film's.

In short; I think that Mari and rebuild in general, is a manifestation of our desires for escapism. It's pretty much a generic anime, and I think that's to show how what we believe to be escapism, is just a 2d depthless reflection of reality that leaves us feeling empty.

opposed to the escapism that was originally portrayed with the cast, where people are using it to better understand reality, but because of the disconnect from your soul, you'll never truely understand what it is you're looking for. Like misato being a filthy cumslut, but not realizing until the end that it's because she had an actual desire to be filthy, because she hated having to be a dignified person for the world.

Reads like these fuckers have no sense of bravery and creativity at all.

Fucking moth larvae.

I think the director making the rebuild trash is basically telling his artistic fans "even in trying to understand yourself, you're still just trying to escape from yourself". If the anime was good, and had a coherent ending, we'd be done. There'd no longer be lingering questions within ourselves. But because the rebuild was trash, we're rehashing the same questions and anxieties we had during EoE. I have hope that the 4th movie is gonna revert back to it's original tellings of philosophy, I refuse to believe the actual depth of the story is going to be bouncing anime boobs and jumping the shark. But, if that's what the world does to good things when they find it, maybe I can see why shinji and pals would actually want the human instramentality project to happen after everything is said and done.

some of the dumbest shit I've ever read on this site

Mari's character/characterization/development using only one pic.

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To have a really fucking good time watching the world go to shit.

Thanks, we both know that's an achievement

For marketing cheap merch at Lawson convenience stores

OPPAI

To get fat otaku to buy shitty merchandise that was made in China.

To attract me and make my dick diamonds.

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You're a simple man.

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She wears glasses, is genki despite the whole apocalyptic world she's in and her body is hot as well

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Are there any good places to take my Mari girlfriend for dates?

3 hour hotel

Isnt mari just the opposite version of shinji. Confident, loud, imposing, brash, mocks auska and isnt scared of her either.

YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL SHRED ANY SORT OF CREDIBILITY WE THOUGHT ANNO HAD LEFT

To sniff Shinji

She is a nod to the bonus chapter in the final manga volume.

Doujins

There is a theory that she is the daughter of Shinji and Asuka.

that sounds like Asuka's role

And it shows how much of a better character she is because of that

MANY A SMALL BIRD

To disrupt the audience's perception of the evangelion they are familiar with. Understand that Anno isn't trying to build a narrative, it's really just stuff for the sake of it, as long as it messes with fans expectations.

So why did Unit 08 lose her arns

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correct

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Finally a man of taste and intelligence.

Shinji! You can do it! CUT OFF YOUR PENIS! JUST SO YOU KNOW I AM NOT INTO THAT BUT I SUPPORT YOU ON YOUR DREAM TO BECOME MARI! USE YOUR SEVERED PENIS AS YOUR DRILL AND YOUR NEW FOUND VAGINA TO PROPEL YOU TO SPACE!

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As of 3.0 Asuka is the new Misato, the domineering parental figure, and Mari is the new Kaji, the sagely advice giving parental figure

>is genki despite the whole apocalyptic world
This is why she's great. Imagine her in EoE.

TAMBURINGU DAUN~

to make you mad

tulpas can't rape you

she would get unceremoniously shot in the nerv raid

She would wipe out the JSSDF with her special AT field powers donut steel

No, it's just merch money. The staff themselves have admitted it.

If EoE was done back then

If EoE was done nowadays

You know that's not true.

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Ship bait. She originally existed as a red herring for Asuka's supposed pregnancy and food for the "history repeating itself"-meme.

Would she drink the tang?

They look so good and cute together

she's filler and all rebuilds are not canon, who cares.

This. Doujins were great!

Is she genki? She seems more seductive confident girl. Genki is pure.

She's lolsosmugandrandom

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What if she is Asuka's child. From the future!!

Like Chibiusa or Rachel Summmer, or Cable...

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Dont lewd my waifu you absolute tong

based

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>asuka's supposed pregnancy

Excuse me???

To show that your chunni self insert with cool sounding powers (la bestia lel) isn't good enough

Welcome to a 20 year old meme

Rebuild is shit

Mari's origins are pure chaos.
In the manga she's a friend of Yui who was afflicted by the "curse of EVA" somehow.
In the novel she's some sort of hybrid human/animal clone with a connection to Asuka's parents or Asuka herself, not sure. She has actual cat ears under the head accessory in this version.
In Rebuild she's just a fanservice character who got thrown in because Anno liked her.

Which novel

Anima

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