A certain scientific railgun

Because the title is supposed to be something short that catches your attention, not something that tells you the whole story.

Literally nothing wrong with long titles. In fact, its a good thing, so that you actually know what the fuck the thing is about unlike "School Days".

>so that you actually know what the fuck the thing is about
That's what a summary is for. The title is not that.

Not just cute girls.
Cute girls doing cute things.
Like getting the shit kicked out of them.

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>I tried making a post as OP but anons call me a faggot!?
Good enough for you?

That really only seems to be a problem with people that aren't familiar with the series in question, who aren't even consuming it. Most of these have short titles that the fans make up in order to discuss it anyway.

>Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going.

>Most of these have short titles that the fans make up in order to discuss it anyway.
Then the long title remains completely unnecessary.

It seems like it's only westerners who have a problem with it.

So what?

That's the point I've been trying to make.

>wordy

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So you didn't have anything to contribute and just took this long to make your point for, what, the chance that someone would interact with you?

>OP is a fag but doesn't realize and keeps posting bullshit threads while bored anons correct him!
I'd watch the shit out of this title.

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Anything to keep your thread alive.

Being a fag doesn't mean I'm wrong.

If anything, you should have gotten someone old enough to post here to replace you.

It's better than Western naming tbqh
>the verb noun
>character name
>the adventure of name
>Anna Katerina

I honestly doubt anyone on the board is going to agree with you unironically so you have to put up with it.

who is to blame?
I say that time I got reincarnated as a slime is the chief offender.

It could be. Is it popular enough to have created a wave of shitty titles?

>Reincarnated as the Strongest Wand in Another World, I'm Now Forcing a Girl into Being a Magical Girl Against Her Will
I'd watch the fuck out of that, that sounds fucking great.

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>Even Though The Capulet Family is Our Enemy I'm in Love with Their Daughter!?

>tfw you will never have a spin off Madoka show from the PoV of the incubators

most of those are real LNs you can go read right now.

>That One Time When Germany Invaded Poland and Captured My Homework

Didn’t know it’s a gif.
I thought it was a “I am the fucking strong” reference.

>a certain scientific railgun
>We Still Don’t Know the Name of the Flower We Saw That Day
>is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?
>if it's for my daughter i'd even defeat a demon lord
These are fine
>The Story in Which I was Kidnapped by a Young Lady’s School to be a “Sample of the Common People”
>do you love your mom and her two hit multi target attacks?
These aren't but still better than the western trend of giving books titles that don't tell you a damn thing.

How has nobody posted this yet

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>better than Western naming
don't forget the "#1 new york times best selling novel" crap printed on every fucking novel

They all are.

Don't forget the incredible "We thought we'd assault some elves, because we're orcs, but it turns out they were actually all succubi."

>Nigger hand in the bottom left
Every time.

As if western novel is any better

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Adjectivenoun is peak title
Nothing else can even compare

>Starting From Zero After My Uncle Took Everything Away From Me

I swear they do his so english speakers have a hard time finding their shit
They want weebs OUT

I Want To Marry The Love Of My Life, But Some Fairies Decided To Mess With Us!

It lost its magic

>I Walked Through a Wardrobe Into a Fantasy Land with My Siblings and now I have to Defeat the White Witch Empress?!?!?!

>>that one time i was the very model of a modern major general but also a cute girl
it was good but i like the spinoff
>When I was a lad I served a term
As office boy to an Attorney's firm.
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the handle of the big front door. I polished up that handle so carefullee
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee

Are you frustrated?

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>I lived my entire childhood with oppressive step parents and now someone told me I'm a wizard?!

>WorldEnd: What are you doing at the end of the world? Are you busy? Will you save us?

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>I was just a Collector doing my job and suddenly this kidnapped green-haired robot girl knocked me out cold by just a slap?!

>OP For Some Reason Can't Stop Gargling On Cum?!
It dragged on for way too long.

Bronzen hand, I would hate to have your brains.

I followed Kurtz up the river towards Cambodia to kill him, but I got captured instead?!

>a white pig noble
Holy racism man. Westerners who watch anime really is a bunch of cucks

>My Mom And I Opened Fortune Cookies And Now We've Swapped Bodies, How Will I Be Able To Handle Her Therapy Job Without Her Embarrassing Me At School!?

>Railgun
>Overly wordy
It follows the naming conventions of the main series. A Certain/ Scientific (because Science side)/ Railgun (because it's her spin off). Cope.

Help! Witches Told Me I’m Going To Be King and Now My Wife Wants Me to Kill My Boss!

Alright I'm stumped

Damn, it's almost like the name of a show describes the content of the show.

Good thread OP.

Where is that one video of the two chairs discussing overlong LN titles?

>My wife got me to murder and replace my king, but I'm really having second thoughts!

Pretty sure it's macbeth

>It's christmas eve, but my old business partner is haunting me!

they sound like Fall Out Boy song titles

Tensei Shitara Ken Deshita is unironically good.

Onsen could've been good if it wasn't so lewd.

>The Wizard Who Killed My Parents Is Coming Back To Kill Me !?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQCX6tIzC4

The first one is fine.

>I had brain surgery and now I have 200+ IQ and a mouse is my best friend?!

>himfelf
Why are the S's Fs?

>I want to fuck the wolf monstergirl but she insists on making mad dosh first?

>I got a girlfriend but she killed me and now I became a servant of the most beautiful girl in my school!?
>I killed a god and became a god-killer but there are even more gods that want to kill me!?
>My step-sister tried to use this slave contract to enslave me but it backfired and now she is my slave!?
>I become the only male who can control super mecha that only females can and now they make me enroll a female-only school!?
>I got summoned into another world to become a flat-chest girl familiar!?
>I am the only male who can make contracts with spirits so I'm forced to attend a female-only academy!?

>Aliens Showed Up One Day And Brought Peace To Earth, But They Look Like The Devil And Want To Absorb Us Into The Hivemind?!

The typesetter had a lisp

Thank fucking god the western publishing industry doesnt allow shitty titles like that. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the Japanese publishing industry? Its like everyone there is a retard.

Oh, a lifp?

You'll notice the capitalized letters are properly represented as S, but lower-cases are an f without the cross. It's how lower-case s was written (particularly typeset) in English prior to the 19th century,

kill yourself. a certain scientific railgun is great

Titles like that just makes me think "a certain shitty author".

source?

i would love a rendition of haganai were all the girls just try to kill the main character

>it's bad because it's not marketable
What the fuck? Why would you care? And apparently they still are marketable since they sell well enough.

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DomeKano's LN title.

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>I'm Working at my Part-Time Job on Christmas Eve but it's Really Cold and my Dead Grandma has Come to See Me!?

fuck

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>I'm Gonna Become a Great Manga Artist and win First Place at the Competition, but this Stupid Dog won't leave me Alone!?

>I Have To Fight A War, But All I Want Is To Eat And Drink !!

Romeo and Juliet
Anne Frank's Diary
Chronices of Narnia
Harry Potter
Hamlet?
A Christmas Carol
The Little Match Girl
A Farewell To Arms

No idea about the rest.

It sounds like something an alien culture would name their movies after thousands of years of using up every idea, haha

>I Reincarnated as an Insect and now my Family wants me out of the House!?!?

Childhood's end. user spoiled the whole goddamn novel.

How the fuck does the vending machine one go?

>I Was Arrested For Something I Didn't Do, And Now I Can't Find Out What It Is!?

>I just got out of Prison and became a Wealthy Businessman, but now I'm on the run and have to look after this Orphaned Girl?!

The Metamorphosis

>Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Sempai

It's like something a machine-learning algorithm would come up with.

>Tensei Mushi Homuresu Datta Yo!

>I Turned On The Light, And Now There's Monkeys Everywhere!?!

The hot spring one is good

>I saved my sibling from a death game, but now I have to fight with only a bow!?!?

>His Love Hurts, But The Money Is Good

What Do You Do at the End of the World? Are You Busy? Will You Save Us?

>My Car Friend Is An Alien!!

I can't believe people are defending LN titles of all things

>I Can't Believe People Are Defending LN Titles Of All Things !!

>My Big Sister Does Nothing But Defend LN Titles Online Of All Things?!

>Railgun
>Summary

watch Yusibu: I couldnt become a hero, so I reluctantly decided to get a job

This is ridiculous, you can't just make a LN title out of anything.

>My Little Sister Says This Is Ridiculous, You Can't Make A LN Title Out of Anything But I Will Prove Her Wrong!!!

>You Can't Just Make A LN Title Out Of Anything!?

that's what I thought, I thought there was an anime with the same story.

>Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like!!!?

>My Adoptive Bro Is A Pharaoh But A God Says I Have To Save My People From Slavery???

The short titles are just random words or even parts of words from the overly long title. They wouldn't work as an actual title.

Flowers for Algernon

The Trial.

dont you dare rag on shomin sample i swear to god

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Oreimo was supposedly the first.

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>A guy told me i was living in a computer and now i suddenly know kung fu?!

That has nothing to do with naming though.

Dumb poltard