Wake up in a strange bed

>Wake up in a strange bed
>Surrounded by strange people
>Health and level bars slowly begin to fade in above their heads
What do you do?

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Whip out my phone and check Yea Forums Yea Forums

Masturbate to regain my energy

check if they die if they die

Jump out of bed to walk my dumb fucking dog as I have been doing every single day for 14 years now. Fuck my dumb sister that pawned it off on me, jesus christ this dog ruined my life.

Kill myself

kek

I would head to the Wildy and try to bait others to cross over the border into it

This

I can picture this as the prologue before waking up in an isekai.

Dont be like that, you will be sad when he die.

go out, grind 80 hours of exp.

More like check sad panda.

Yeah, you think I don't think about that? I WOULDN'T BE SAD IF I NEVER HAD IT, FUCK.

You know you could do that in real life too, right?

masturbate

Whip out my phone and check Yea Forums to see if the new chapter from [something] is already out.
I do this every morning and it makes me really happy.

Do you think you'd be able to retell anime stories that obviously don't exist in that world and make money off it?

stay in your containment thread pedo.

No, I wouldn't plagiarize any form of art.
But I think I would bring that world a lot of inventions. I sometimes wonder if there are people living in nigger countries thinking the same.

Consult a psychiatrist about this, check if I finally got the ol' schizo

I toss a flask over my shoulder in a comical fashion.