You've completed the boss kill quest, but now you have a different problem...

You've completed the boss kill quest, but now you have a different problem. You must carry 45 kg / 100 lbs of weight (38 kg girl, 2 kg staff, 5 kg proof of kill) a distance of 20 km back home. You have a time limit of 4 hours before night falls and the monsters come out.
What is your strategy?

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fuck her

Give it all to my follower, who has no maximum load limit. Then fast travel home.

What the fuck do you mean by 'strategy'? Anyone who isn't hilariously out of shape can do that casually.

Stop posting this. You've already gotten your answer before.

fpbp

Grab the proof and leave the girl behind.

Can't argue with those digits.

leave her

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>4 hours
>40kg weight
>20km
a brisk walking pace is around 6km/h. the average person is not even remotely used to carrying that much weight around, so 4 hours is actually pretty tight. remember that not everybody went to crayon eater summer camp when they were young.

rape her
use the remaining 3 hours and 55 minutes to carry her home

Could Aqua restore her arms and legs if you amputated them to reduce the weight?

Yup, it wouldn't be that hard if it were supplies you can strap to yourself. Dead weight that doesn't support it's own weight will add much more strain than say a backpack would.

probably not, doubt she could even restore her hymen

It takes about 2 hours to walk ten kilometers at a leisurely pace and I really doubt the extra weight would make that much a difference as long as it's distributed well, so it'd probably fine

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So won't he.

>as long as it's distributed well
You are making an important point, and then you immediately drop it like it's irrelevant.

You're fucked up.

>Dead weight that doesn't support it's own weight will add much more strain than say a backpack would.
Then wear her like a backpack, retard.

Dead weight is way way way harder to carry than just regular weight.

>piggyback
>princess carry
>fireman carry
>baby carry
What is the most efficient method here? Presumably it wouldn't be dragging her through the dirt like a sack of potatos

Give me a detailed explanation on how you would turn Megumin into a backpack.

>It's another "fat neets think they're way stronger than they actually are" thread

God i fucking love Megumins design it is literally perfect in every detail for her character and personality

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With 'that'

Make a harness that you can strap to your back.
If you can't do that, then piggyback or ideally on your shoulders, but that means you need to balance her while she's nodding off.

Take her boots off and huff her sweaty feet.

If you get my meaning.

Instructions unclear, finger stuck in loli

>dragging her through the dirt like a sack of potatos
This is the correct answer

>"lolibooru"
Lolis don't have hips that can pass triplets

Have you heard of "friction"?

>2 hours to walk ten kilometers
Great, so now you see how this is a race against the clock
>distributed well
A teenage human girl is not as bad as a cube or a sphere, but it's still pretty horrible as far as weight distribution goes. Your back will be killing you in 20 minutes.

When you factor in loads, variation in road conditions, the need for stops, etc, I think you will find that the average marching speed in this configuration would be somewhat less than that of a napoleonic army, which could typically cover 15-20 miles a day (so around 4km/h average). They were similarly composed mostly of barely trained men of average physical ability, and while they were somewhat hampered by the need to keep formation and traffic, I suspect the presence of officers and NCOs keeping everybody on pace would more than make up for it. Not to mention their loads were significantly lighter, at around 20kg tops (and distributed well, with the exception of having to carry a musket - which is comparable to megumin's staff anyway).

Fireman carry

Not if you don't install the upgrade.

Chop her into little pieces and put them in bags I can evenly distribute across my body.

No, just no. Why do you think people keep their loads in backpacks and not in log-shaped containers carried on their shoulder? The best weight distribution is one that most closely hugs your center of gravity and doesn't put undue strain on any muscle groups that are not well used to long periods of heavy load. This means that piggyback is the only realistic option for long distance megumin carrying.

>fireman carry
Isn't this the type of shit that the fireman's carry was literally made for? It's supposed to let you carry people even heavier than you in case you have to rescue a fatty from a building. Princess and baby would just tire your arms. I'm assuming piggyback would probably strain your back. Fireman's carry would let you use your whole body to support her weight.

Before posting in these threads everyone should really be required to actually go through their house and find 45kg/100lbs worth of stuff and see how long they can simply stand in place while holding it.

Most of the people bragging about how easy OPs situation will probably have trembling legs within 5 minutes.

>Isn't this the type of shit that the fireman's carry was literally made for?
No.
Most firemen are not expected to carry people for 20km.

Find me a 100 lbs loli and I'll hold her all night long.

filename for 20km

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nah you won't, I think you have a very vague idea of what 45kg is like to carry.

There is an out of fashion device that does put your load to a log that you carry over your shoulders. I think the main reason it went out of fashion is that we don't carry large burdens any more and with its size it's just not very handy. (also, it weighs more than a backpack)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrying_pole

I lift her with my 20km peenus weanus :D

This only works for the type of loads that can be balanced. That way you can put the point of contact straight over your CoG with only slight forward deflection in the very upper part of your spine, while a typical backpack requires more forward lean. The drawback of this is that it will chafe on your neck/shoulders and probably isn't that great for your health.

I'm sure that's still a better way to go about it than trying to princess carry that weight instead.

Going by the sizes of the buckets displayed, these people seem to be carrying 45+ kg with ease.
But I don't know how balanced a fireman's carry is. From 's image, it just looks imbalanced and much more difficult.

>slight forward deflection
>chafe on your neck/shoulders
I think the well-shaped ones avoid that.

Find me a 100 lbs loli and we'll find out.

Obviously, but the best way is a megumin backpack.
Where do they put the load, then? On the deltoid? Because it kinda hurts to imagine carrying all that on the spine.
Take a backpack and fill it with scrap metal, it will be close enough (actually easier, if anything).

Will the scrap metal blush and call me onii-chan?

Damnit.

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An unconscious person is much harder to carry than a similar weight conscious person.

>Where do they put the load, then?
Still on the shoulders.
The point is that you shape the yoke so that it fits your body.

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If it did, would it make it easier or harder?

Anything's possible if you try hard enough. You promised to hold it all night, do that and maybe your dreams will come true.

She's not unconscious though. She can hold onto Kazuma (the benefit of consciousness), we literally see this. However she's too tired to move around while you're trying to carry her, which is even worse than carrying an unconscious person.

Well as I said, this will only work with the kind of loads that can easily be balanced i.e. liquids, powders, small objects. Unless you are down with grinding megumin into paste before carrying her, you'll have to deal with her shape. Which makes backpack carry the most logical option. That way you can also use her legs to offset the CoG forwards, reducing the strain on your back. See pic related for reference. Since kazuma is a manlet, I imagine you can actually get even better weight distribution.

Still, it's gonna suck either way.

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Unless you're somehow strapping them to your waist, all weight is going through your spine. The fireman's carry is actually pretty good. Yes, it's pretty high, but moment produced (because it is vertically close to your centreline) is low. Also it puts the least strain on your arms.

First cape tied around Megumin and me. Second cape for proof. Staff used as walking stick. Dick inside for extra support.

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>this will only work with the kind of loads that can easily be balanced
So you are saying Kazuma needs a second loli?

See This is how you'd ideally carry someone her size in my opinion.
>strapping to waist
That's what her legs are for.

But she's completely unresponsive, apart from her mouth.

The additional weight would outweigh any of the balance advantages. Besides, it only takes a few kg in the difference to seriously fuck you up over time. Unless you can find a loli matching her exactly, it's not gonna work.

She can hold on with her arms, and you can hook her legs through your arms, join your arms wrist-to-forearm and use tension to hold the arrangement together without much strain on your arm muscles.

So what you are telling us we need two Megumin.

Average person can't even walk 4 hours non-stop at 6kph(their sartorious and anterior hip flexors are probably the first to totally give up the ghost.).
Normal leisurely walking pace for 6ft person is around 4.5-5kph. 6 is considered brisk pace. At 7.5-8 range you go into power walking = its harder to walk than to jog.

t. Walkfag-user.

Why would anyone carry a woman. Bitch can walk. And women are filthy that should be left behind.

fpbp and quads, well done.

>give up the ghost
Don't translate your German idioms directly to English.

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Competition carry

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It's also an English idiom. Seldomly used but used nonetheless.

Carry her somewhere safe like the nearest cave and wait out the night. On the off chance monsters find us, just kill them. Most of the monsters in the Konosuba world are pretty much a fucking joke anyway.

The average adult male would fail this task. Even average adult males in countries with conscription, where they are actually made to march in the woods with 30kg backpacks for six months, would fail this task.

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I'm Finnish and apparently more proficient in English than you.

Fucking old worlders don't deserve to touch our internet.

Go suck a Russians dick fag.

You can't be serious. The added 45 kilos is a real factor, but not being able to walk for four hours puts you firmly in the 'hilariously out of shape' category.

I wouldn't be retarded enough to get so away from civilization knowing that she can't walk her way home in first place. If i still need to then be prepared to camp.

grind monsters for xp

Uh, I hire a wagon/horse coach? Why do I have to physically carry it?

based

I'd try and find shelter because I definitely won't be able to make 20km in 4 hours with 100 lbs on me.

I did 13km with 40kg. I could probably do it if she promised to let me finish inside and bear my children.

first of all, fuck her
with the remaining 3:58, sling her over my shoulders and just walk
whenever Im ready again, put her down and fuck her
repeat until home

t. /fit/izen

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I don't think that any pre-colonization-era society of non-nomads has areas where you would need to travel 20 km to the next city. That's purely an American/Australian phenomenon, because in these places a small number of people conquered entire continents.

Also deserts, I guess.
But what is there for Megumin to blow up in a desert?

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then that would be like 60% of the population

Don't bother trying to convince the tough guys here. There's a reason it's the staff officer nerds making the marching orders and not the grunts themselves.

in what time?
>city
you'd walk tens or hundreds of km to reach a proper city. the word you're looking for is "village" or "town".