Whats it take to get a motherfucking thread going on this board Yea Forums?

whats it take to get a motherfucking thread going on this board Yea Forums?

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bait or use a loli OP image

Post your story about fucking your mom along with an anime MILF image.

you guys not seeing the wordplay or are you just baiting me?

Uncensored mom thong.

I don't get it.

I get it.

I got it but I won't comment on it

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oh fuck haha too bad the story author won’t let pochi do her thing, else I would give a shit about this series

>motherfucking thread
>mother-fucking
>attached pic is of a motherfucking anime
>not a motherfucking one, a mother-fucking one

That's very lewd and a bit clever.

there are like 5 other okaa-san threads right now, retard

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>author won’t let pochi do her thing
wym?

No there aren't

ignore that retard

Pochi is only drawing art, she isn't involved in writing

I think he meant Pochi is not allowed to draw actual lewds or doujins of Mamako by contract.

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The mom is overly sexy.

he said motherfucking though

no milkies for ma-kun

I can already predict the NTR doujin where some dude uses magic to make him look like her husband and he fucks her while her son watches

i don't care how many threads of this shit you guys make, i'm not gonna watch your isekai shit featuring spineless boring mc with his dumb woman, no matter how attractive you make it

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contract violated those ribs are lewd

>with his dumb woman

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You could make a "mother fucking" thread about Accelerator and also post his caretaker SWAT team leader / gym teacher and his other caretaker scientist.

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But she's willing to fuck her son if it can trigger the win condition.

smart user

I wish I could ignore this shit. But I love mothers too much

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if thats forreal, the head director of that game is my anime spirit character

Milk.

I didn't get it until you pointed out there was something to get.
>amiretarded.jpg

>Fucking
Swearing is not allowed on Yea Forums, you will scare the little girls here.

Having sexual intercourse with mother

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ITT: fags that want to fuck their moms

holy fuck I'm gonna explode if I don't see uncen mom thong.

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Not my mom user, YOUR mom.

Spoilers for the new side story volume that came out. Prepare for disappointment or excitement, depending on your tastes. I'll just tl;dr the Mamako and Masato chapter but the whole volume has character stories for the main cast.
Mamako and Masato are not related.
The chapter explains that Mamako's real name is actually Haruka, and she's only 24 years old.
Masato and his family lived next door to her, and she basically became a shota loving onee-chan that spoiled Masato as he grew up. Masato always wanted to be with Haruka and they were inseparable. Masato's mother joked that Mamako was basically grooming him to be her husband.
When Masato was 10, he and his family went on a trip and got TRUCKED, literally. Only Masato survived and got convenient amnesia.
Mamako didn't grow up with a mother, so she dropped out of going to university to take care of Masato as his new mother. "Papa" is Mamako's actual father, who financially supports her and Masato out of deep respect for his parents. It was explained that the two fathers were best friends.
It's heavily implied on the last page that Masato's amnesia is wearing off and he's starting to remember his Mamako as his onee-chan, along with the feelings he has for her.
Please look forward to it.

>explaining the joke...
this is how threads die, user.

It's nice ty.

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no, my mother isn't hot

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A mix of autism and bait multiplied by retardation, you can also go the glownigger route and be paid 0.02 per shitty thread.

>nee-san
>kaa-chan

And soon there will be a time travel story involving an obaa-sama

>disgusting nbr
>but they might fuck now

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I wouldn't have understood otherwise

>time travel story
gross. you should fuck your granny as is

It's weird how an unmarried wine aunt in her 30s/40s is unappealing, no matter how in-shape and mature-beautiful she is, but a MILF somehow draws a lot of positive attention

I'm pretty sure you're baiting and I don't even read the ln.

women that don't have kids before 25 go insane

thats why milfs are so hotter than crazy cat ladies

Was the tragic backstory anywhere near implied in Volume 1? Not that I dislike it (genre shifts are my favorite kind of stories), but is the publisher even known for appealing to this kind of audience to allow things like that?

That sounds like a "you" problem...

>fake milf
oh wow
>pic
now THAT's actual milf action, good taste user

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What are some anime moms?

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...

then he banged her on the table

good shit

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.

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There are hot 60-something women but most people are uncomfortable with gmilfs

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I think it's more like "woman continues to party like she's 18 when she's 38, loses her mind when she realizes how old she is". A girl who never matures has no place in the world.

such people have never cum deep in a 60 year old woman

A woman's body never matures until it has it's first kid

Just the right amount of plump

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convince me why it's alright to waifu a dead character

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Oh you also forgot the part where the Slayers cameo was indeed real and Mamako is actually a Mazoku, also there is Rune Soldier Louie coming out of nowhere just to say that he is gay and announce his gay marriage with Orphen and the entire cast of Heroes Phantasia showing up afterwards for celebration, the latest chapter had Mamako licking Hei's collarbones while calling him "daddy"

Some fag janitor has been removing cake and tiddy threads the past few days. Reported it, but mods usually only take action against Janitors if there are multiple reports. The one day there were 5 active eva threads, 3 One Piece threads, 4 Jojo threads, 4 loli threads, 6 kyoani threads and the only threads taken down were ones about tits and cake.

Wait, I thought Rihoko was adopted ?

waifus are just ideals

you can waifu anything, user

Can’t wait for the mother NTR doujins on this

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she was

whats your point?

Still makes me laugh that fucking Top Cow licensed one of their edgelord characters into a waifu anime.

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>Make anime adaptation of a comic book
>It is actually good

A woman must mature in order to be in the position where she has a husband and wants kids in the first place, without the "biological clock" being a push factor

I kinda wish it has a Jackie cameo or Angelus

are you retarded? women will never mature until they get pregnant. pregnancy is what triggers maturation

this is a major reason why i want this anime to do well

thinly veiled attention whoring thread

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you forgot one thing in your bait user, the fuck is the whole point of the series being based in a game thats supposed to bring mothers and children closer together then?

There's a quantifiable difference between the girl who at 21 says her dream is to get married and the girl who at 21 spends all her time drinking and being a huge slut and only suddenly wants kids when she realizes she's closing in on "wine aunt" unmarriageable territory.

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Technically not anime.

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Is this wholesome but lewd or is it straight lewd the whole time?

Nothing, its just to theme the work as primarily a comedy rather than some simple family drama. I mean, if that plot were to really be true it would happily fit in with everything else in the Vanilla tag as one of many "cute story that leads to the warm H scenes".

I WANT TO ____ MAMAKO!!!

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Hug

be adopted by

Enter Gourry

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Mamako's mamakos

snuggle, kiss the nape of her neck, and tell her I love her and kiss her she giggles in embarrassment

i mean ill give you an A for effort

Just to clarify, this is to Mamako, right? Not your mom.

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I spaghett it.

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hug :D and kiss and snuggle :3

milk

I think the standard answer to this is that you want mamako to be your mom first, and then do those things to her.

>standard answer to this is that you want mamako to be your mom

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i am ready for the assblasted retards who are about to show up

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do ineffably fucked up things to

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anime when?

Like holding her hand?

holy fuck I’m glad I never planned on picking up the LN, I was waiting for some incest to happen. Fuck this NBR bait shit.

This is the wholesomeish show ever

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You don't want to fuck your mother, user?

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Maybe I do.

Go hug her and tell her you love her

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Be hugged and nurtured by.

no im being serious, none of that vanilla shit

I've never seen this picture before, is this a recent thing? Also I'd never want Mamako to be my mother, my mother has treated me well enough.

I love those ending scenes with Mamako and Ma-kun happy together, sadly he's an asshole in reality

How do you look at this and *NOT* want to impregnate that.

Mamako is magical.

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>Fake MILF
This better be BULLSHIT

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Lolis and rock cds should do the trick

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you really taking the bait?
if what that user says is true that makes for a lot of holes in the story

I just did. She smiled and said she loves me too.

Nice

Imagine if mommy had a two hit multi attack kisses

are you ever apprehensive about the fact that many of the people you talk to here daily are the very same strangers your momma always told you to stay away from?

>First episode
>Already made his mommy cry
Wow, I fucking hate this guy already

hot

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>Mother
>but also your wife

Nigga it's a win-win

your mother is basicly your wife, without the fucking

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I need more mommy-core shows.

ikr? i hope this one spikes in popularity enough to build a niche market

the niche market was already there

this was made to capitalize on it

well i want them to do more. and yes completely for hentai reasons

kyoani was hinting at it for years. too bad they lack balls

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and i believe 27 people.
but hey, tards gonna tard

>he fucks her while her son watches
>NTR
What?

>completely for hentai reasons
That's not wholesome at all, Mamako would NOT approve

i mom's spaghettit

>That's not wholesome at all, Mamako would NOT approve
even better

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There are must haves to a successful Yea Forums thread
1. It must be low effort bait
2. It can't be too interesting or controversial otherwise the mods will delete it

It's the moderation you voted for. Because who gives a shit about board culture. Nah just make it so strict you can only have generals and copy paste threads

If you don't say
>Impregnate
You're literally a faggot

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I want to become Ma-kun's new daddy

Would you be a good stepdad user?

I still want them the to fug

>I WANT TO
meet truck-kun so I can be in the same universe as her. then I'll do everything I can to find her, sneak into her home, wait until she comes home and goes to bed. I'll stand over her bad, masturbating violently and loudly so she wakes up. then, as I come I'll scream "THIS IS JUST FOR YOU,
>MAMAKO!!!

Absolutely
I would take him to hockey games, play video games with him, and only bang his smoking hot momma when he's not home!

Do not explain the joke.
Let the thread die with the joke left unbeknownst.
But never.
Never explain the joke.

You know some milf freaks who are following this LN since volume 1 would seriously flip their shit if this was true right?
I mean, death treats shit flipping.

>only bang his smoking hot momma when he's not home!
Why? You should do it when he's home, so he will know you two have a good relationship.

I want to make Mamako mamacum

Not watching the show until I'm certain of one thing.
Does the protag fuck his mother by the end?

He impregnates her with his sisterdaughter

Just open with a meme or some endlessly repeated thing from ages ago.