WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS

>not choosing the Halberd

Cowbros, we also got too cocky.

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THE SHIELD

The Spear.

wtf

Flanged mace.

Where’s Volume 2 of Year One you slow fucks!

Someone's not going to be able to cast resurrection...

Is it just me, or did this guy have the girliest face ever in the anime.
I’m genuinely surprised the goblins didn’t mistake him for a female and attempt to violate him.

it's because she cast resurrection

That weird pointy stick and shield so I can poke, bash and shield bash gobs

I thought it was an all-girl party.

That's a goedendag, mijn broer.

Why is rape percieved worse than murder in media?

Because dead people can't complain.

Global media is heavily Americanized, and American culture and values never really grew out of its Puritan founders’ hyper-erotophobic hang-ups.

my cock got cocky too during that scene

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Warhammer for maximum skull cracking.

morning star

You have to live with rape.

Goblin holocaust when

Sounds dumb. Would rather be alive and raped than dead.

Same, I'd have a sore butt but I'd get over it.

Morning Star cause it sounds cool as fuarck

You can't experience the humiliation of being murdered

Short spear + shield. Even if you're /fit/ and use a two handed axe, one swing is simply not going to kill 3 gobbos, and you lose any agility. Short spear = constantly backing up while poking them one at a time, and if they get too close shove shield + deflect shitty arrows with it.

Crossbow and flail is ineffective against groups. Battleaxe, halberd, spear and morningstar are too big/overkill/slow. Bow might be good if you are with others, otherwise hammer, flanged mace or the pointy stick with a shield are your best bet.

Halberd cause I actually value my life

Mace/Shield has never let me down in DnD, but I'll be your heal daddy.

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What would you choose if you didn't value your life?

Flanged mace or warpick

I'm a spearfags but there's no way in hell i'm using it in a cave.
Mace in the cave, spear outside

Fist.
Monk Bitch only got raped because she didn't have enough of it.

Clawed gauntlets

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dual uzis

checked

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Didn't know there were mall knife kiosks in medieval Goblandia

A rapier

Hot Lead

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