Senpai ga Urusai Kouhai no Hanashi

Why do small girls like big guys?

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Because they want to get rammed

Guys have to be big and girls have to be small.

they pathologically crave non manlet children

>tfw big guy

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It would be extremely painful

because big guys like smol girls

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they desire to be cleft in twain

Perfect height for blowjobs.

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Can you actually imagine a fully grown woman that is barely past your belt?

Is that supposed to be wreck it ralph?

>_> Im ready

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why is this guy drawn exactly the same way some bara artists draw guys?

>the English dialogue

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thanks doc

Because he is bara

all humans desire to "average out" their offspring

well now I really wanna know

Regression to the mean gives their children a chance at being normal height and not genetic side show freaks scrambling for acceptance at the margins of the population.
Exact same reason why super tall bitches are actually the most likely to hook up with extreme manlets.

I HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME

The IMAGINE meme goes both ways
Plenty of tiny girls like the idea of being picked up and spun around, getting big squeezing bearhugs, and cuddling up against a big warm guy.
Source: I'm 191cm tall and dated a 149cm bookworm a while back

overcompensation

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>super tall bitches are actually the most likely to hook up with extreme manlets
[citation needed]

why do small boys like big girls?

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If this ever gets an anime I hope the voices from the drama CD are kept. Their voices are perfect matches for both main characters.

smaller

I ended up reverse image searching it.. kinda wish I hadnt done that. def pedo stuff, all cgi shit. didnt realize that was wreck it ralph and vanellope. issue is mostly those websites are now in my history

does slamming into their uterus actually feel good, or is it a meme?

Usually they don't, it's emasculating and further accentuates the feeling of insecurity.
Besides big girls don't like small boys

You have to be going at the right angle to even hit the uterus, given that it's not a straight shot like most hentai implies. But enjoying or not enjoying it depends on the girl. Likewise, having the hymen broken can cause debilitating pain in some, while other girls may barely react to the pain at all.

damn you, stop stealing all my virgins

I've only slept with 3 girls in my life, I'm not a Chad by any means except height.

Lolis are for old men

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5-6 years and this kid is gonna be clapping some major league cheeks.
Kurobe's exclusively, mind you.

The only thing I don't like about this series is that it asserts there's an age gap but really they act like they're the same age.

It does? Where? Always looked to me like they were both in their early-mid 20s

It was pretty clear in the beginning, this is from chapter 1. At some point I think the author just quietly gave up on the age gap and hoped people didn't notice.

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Desu the age gap could be like 21 and 26,

Yeah nowadays it feels like they're all in their 20s but early on it felt much larger. Hell there was that whole "I'm an old man, how do smartphones work" arc to emphasize it. Also related this is from chapter 2.

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everyone is bigger than manlets, so it makes no difference really

Yeah, nothing in there screams 'age gap' to me. Sounds like someone in their late 20s/early 30s talking to a newbie in her early 20s.

We'll have to agree to disagree then because in my mind no one in their 30s is going to say they want a daughter like a coworker in their 20s.

There’s no way she survives childbirth

Remember cakes are considered old hags at 25, so if senpai is around 30, a 21 year old would still make him feel like an oji-san

how long has she been working at the company I can't remember but she seems 20 at the oldest, while he could easily be like 34-35

It was a JOKE because she's SMOL you BAKAAAA

There's one way to make sure the daughter is 50% genetically identical to her~

3 years according to chapter 16 so that plus however much time has passed.

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this dynamic is so much more interesting. an old man who feels like he's romantically past his prime and a naive newbie, unfamiliar with adulthood, with an unhealthy issues with her height.
except it turned into generic high school teen drama that happens to be set in an office.

havent read in awhile, have they actually started a relationship yet?

what genre you think this shit is boy

in this genre if they dont fuck in the first chapter they dont fuck

I would >imagine the shit out of her, yes.

I believe 4 years, since they just passed Christmas again
4 years is more than enough time for developments. Shocked senpai hasn't ruined her yet