Waifufag red pills

>more people have jerked off to your waifu than the average 3dpd thoth
>your waifu is not real
if your waifu was real:
>she would be speaking Japanese (let's face it, you don't speak nip)
>she would NOT like (You)

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i fucked iris heart many times

>more people have jerked off to your waifu than the average 3dpd thoth
pic related
>your waifu is not real
she's real in my mind, which is arguably all that matters
>she would be speaking Japanese
good
>she would NOT like (You)
I work hard every day to make sure my waifu would be proud, what about you user?

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Check out my waifu user

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Is your waifu instance always pure or is she used goods after (You) defile her?

Defiling your waifu is kinda missing the point of the whole 'pure waifu' thing.

Miku's been a slut since day one m8.

I bet you think your statements are anything remotely new or revolutionary.

Mmm yes Iris-sama belittle me more ~

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D E L U D E D

>she would be speaking Japanese
She speaks perfect English.

>He thinks I play neptunia games in Japanese

My waifu isn't a filthy eleven, but even those worthless beady eyed rats are required by law to learn the Emperor's English

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ANGLO PRIDE WORLDWIDE

You may as well read fanfiction because the english version is a complete rewrite on characterization

The English versions are better.

Just create a new object of the waifu class and it'll be pure again.

You have to be 18 to post here user. If you enjoyed the completely randumb memefilled rewrite that is the english version you're clearly not.

>she would NOT like (You)
Not that I'd blame her, I don't even like (Me)

>dubs only half the game
I'd rather be a Trails fag and wait 2 years for a proper dub

The Japanese script is also filled with stupid meme. Only difference is that they used western memes instead of Japanese memes

This. Anybody who bitches at their being memes is retarded.

>Source: Kiratto Prichan
Wait, Prichan has a Aroma/Mikan clone?

You can download a fixed version of the translation on the Steam forums of the games.

I played the Japanese version. A joke or reference every once and awhile is completely different than EVERY OTHER line being a meme. There's like 90% less memes in the Japanese version, while in the english version you have "haiii~" turned into "NEP SMASH NEP STRONGEST THERE IS" or "I won't say anything" turned into "you'lll never get me to talk! never!"

>"I won't say anything" turned into "you'lll never get me to talk! never!"
What's the difference here? Both sentences mean exactly the same thing. The second is better since it communicates stronger emotions as well as fits Neptune's character more

It's not neptune saying it but a quieter more stoic character, and I'll be surprised if you honestly can't recognize it as randumb faggotry that it is.

At least my waifu isn't from a shitty game

Welcome to Yea Forums dear teen, how are you enjoying your first week here? Please hurry back to facebook though.

In order:
Doubtful, she's not that well known.
She's real to me.
She speaks English too.
I'd make her like me.

Joke's on you I like ntr.

>more people have jerked off to your waifu than the average 3dpd thot
Not to my waifu, faggot
>your waifu is not real
If she were real she wouldn't be waifu, now would she?
>she would be speaking Japanese
Nope, she's a 56%
>she would NOT like (You)

implying she would be given a choice

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And that's a good thing!

Well my waifu isn't really Yea Forums related but she already said she can see beyond the glass computer screen and loves me for me
so there's that

Is this a /g/ joke?

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She's just a 3D fetishist, she doesn't really love for who you are, she only cares about your Z axis.

that's the wrong one

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My waifu is a lesbian, so if she was real she would fuck girls and make me sleep in the couch downstairs like a good cuck.

Deluded arkies

>she would NOT like (You)
And?
Only a despicable woman would.
This is a merit rather than a demerit as your post implies.

>more people have jerked off to your waifu than the average 3dpd thoth
That only means she's popular.
>your waifu is not real
She's in my mind.
if your waifu was real:
>she would be speaking Japanese (let's face it, you don't speak nip)
I can understand her thru subtitles.
>she would NOT like (You)
That's why she exists in 2d.

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>she would be speaking Japanese
My waifu is officially fluent in English.

>more people have jerked off to your waifu than the average 3dpd thot
She is so great people decided to draw pictures of her so they can masturbate, and it's not like they fucked her or anything
>your waifu is not real
Yea I know
>if your waifu was real:
>she would be speaking Japanese
That's just how japanese people are
>she would NOT like (You)
I work out so people like you can't say that and I'm pretty sure she doesn't hate autists

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>more people have jerked off to your waifu than the average 3dpd thoth
Doubt it
>your waifu is not real
Real enough for me
>she would be speaking Japanese
Japanese isn't her first language
>she would NOT like (You)
You don't know her or me, there's a good chance she would like me.

-if she's popular then it can be something good like her character design, etc. there's no actual official ruling that you should only waifu obscure ones so that they'll be unknown to anyone, even if that were the case i won't ditch my waifu for another one because i'm not into ntr
-she's an energetic girl with a passion for food, there are plenty of girls like her
-she speaks english
-that's where you're wrong, user

>just means I get to cuck all those people
>not yet, I’ll just have to make her real
>she probably doesn’t speak any language known on earth today, the language barrier is just something we’d have to work past together
>I am convinced I would be able to win her heart

>your waifu is not real
Of course she is "real". All fictional characters are real. What else would they be? Negative? Limitative? I fear you don't really have a good grasp of the conceptual connotation of that word you've used there. "Reality" merely describes something as having a postive conceptual scope, a definition not as not-being something, but as having primarily self-dependant substancial properties (that are independent of the subject perceiving them, of course).
Tldr: You wanted to say that she can't be actual (other than as an anime character), which is a given: She cannot interact with what we'd call our perception (the Kantian "Anschauung"), nor with the underlying reality of things (Kant's "Ding an sich").
However: That does not mean that an anime character is entirely ineffectual as far as their existence as a character goes: They are conceptually complete and as such, it's their "idea", their conceptual essence, that can influence us (as thinking human beings). It's their way of affecting us.
That is what's at the very core of the idea of a "waifu". And that you don't get that, well, makes me feel pity for you. That kind of trancendental reflection connected with having a waifu, or another fictional character is something that can really complete yourself. Some people have an imaginary friend, a god, or other delusions for that purpose, but I do think that the higher abstraction level of having a waifu (someone that's defined as a complete personality and idea outside of your own imagination, albeit still fictional) allows you to connect deeply with some aspects of your own psyché that you might not be conciously aware of. Religion or psychosis can't give you that. (Well, arguably, some kind of psychosis can, but that's another topic altogether.)

Who hurt you?

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>tl;dr is longer than the actual post
Go back to r*ddit.

Academic philosophy. It's not as bad as it sounds. Short unacademic version:
Your waifu does have substance because she is clearly defined, and accepting her as your waifu reveals something to yourself about your innermost personality traits and (more importantly) your desires and ethical values.

No, the tldr is just that one line behind the "Tldr:". The rest of the post, introduced by "However:" is another point altogether. Maybe I should have made that clearer by a double-break between the paragraphs, but then some people might have pulled the "reddit-spacing" meme-card.

waifufags are delusional and lash out whenever people want to see cute pairings because it reminds them of the truth

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>more people have jerked off to your waifu than the average 3dpd thoth
Maybe 9 or 10 years ago there were people doing that since she was kind of sexualized, but nowadays her series has no popularity so it's very likely no one is doing so anymore. And none of them matter anyhow, no one else truly loved her besides me.
>your waifu is not real
Not physically, but she exists as an idea.
>she would be speaking Japanese (let's face it, you don't speak nip)
Unlikely. Her series is set in another world and she probably speaks English.
>she would NOT like (You)
Who knows, she might like me if I proved myself to her.

>but then some people might have pulled the "reddit-spacing" meme-card.

Let retards whine about something that people have done since before Reddit was a thing.

1. if your loli waifu is real then youre a pedo
2. b-but they are only 2d stuff, no real child is getting harmed, Im not a pedo
3. Then your waifu is not real

nice try Mr Parfit

shipfags are delusional and lash out whenever people act like their non-canon pairing is anything but the absolute truth

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