WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU. SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.
(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)
I too recognize this ancient meme fellow oldfag, I saw it on ED and it made me kek. Epic win
Dylan Kelly
Thanks, I hadn't seen that copypasta in years.
Landon Davis
Old Yea Forums ghost has came again.
Kevin Baker
M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder! I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who've everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.
Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.
Little girls can improve everything. Take, for example, human innards. Normally, one wouldn't think of his spleen or kidneys as being adorable, but once you imagine them as cute little girls, even human viscera can be worth falling in love with. Your kidneys, for example, would be identical twins wearing the adrenal glands as their hats, gladly devoting themselves to their rather disagreeable job with a warm smile on their faces so that your body can be free of waste products. Your bladder would be a shy, clumsy loli under the kidneys' guidance, trying her best to hold in your urine but occassionally falling and spilling pee everywhere. Your liver would be a reliable onee-sama type who oversees the blood sugar levels in your body and detoxifies harmful chemicals, she'd always be concerned over your well-being and admonish you if you don't watch your food and alcohol intake; but despite being a strict, no-nonsense class president type on the surface (she'd probably wear glasses too) she'd secretly be a perverted lolicon in an incestous lesbian relationship with her little sister gallbladder-tan. Your stomach would be a womanizer despite being a little girl, frequently kissing both oesophagus-tan and small intestine-tan mouth-to-mouth with the excuse of "transferring digestive contents", but she'd do this even if you haven't eaten in days.
Nolan Cook
I feel so ancient.
Lucas Watson
SO I WAS READING THIS GUNDAM SUMMARY, WHERE IT SAID "It is considered by many fans to be the best Gundam series" SO I COPIED THAT, AND PASTED IT INTO EVERY GUNDAM SERIES SUMMARY
"Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime
Jaxon Roberts
somehow the internet is even more annoying now than when people wrote shit like this unironically
all of these new twitter memes seriously fucking irritate me
Gabriel Thomas
ASS WE CAN
Colton Gray
Gomenasai, a personal appeal from Jimmy-sama.
I'm a 46 year old American Wikimaniac (Wiki fan for you non-donators). I manage and write for Wikipedia on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my Wiki and asking for donations.
I train with my Wiki every day, this superior encyclopedia has more facts than any physical encyclopedia because it is edited over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other encyclopedia on earth. I earned my wiki license eleven years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I don't speak Japanese fluently, neither Kanji nor the Osaka dialect, nor do I write fluently as well. However I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, because I have an article on it.
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious donations seminar to earn more from their magnificent culture. I hope I can become retired on donations from Japanese fans or even the Chinese!
I own several kimonos, which I will wear while in Japan. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and ask for donations as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
What's lacking these days is genuine sincerity. Right now, everything has to be at least under five layers of irony.
Alexander Wright
Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.
DOOOOOOOOOM!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours,
The Penguin of Doom.
Leo Walker
that was a few years ago it's just flat out braindamage now where people can't form replies beyond single word insults and twitter/twitch memes
Gabriel Long
People are afraid of being themselves.
Gabriel Ward
Blame the jannies and nu-mods Gamergate was a mistake And so was gookmoot
