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konosuba but megumin has big tits and yunyun is flat.

Some loser wants to burn down an anime studio because his waifu isn't a virgin

>impure waifu
What a fucking loser

An otaku NEET gets isekai'd into a brave new fantasy world... except it's actually just regular middle ages


That's the title.

If your waifu cucks you, there are only so many ways to save your honor.

>stinky loser NEET guy spends days getting trolled on Yea Forums
>buys used laptop
>used laptop has autofill username and password for Yea Forums mod account
>episodes revolve around NEET guy getting curious about user's post, looking up their IP address, and then meddling with their life in some way
>sometimes sympathetic, sometimes mischievious
>running gag is NEET guy believes "man, my life is shit, it can't possibly get any worse than this!"
>always completely dumbfounded at how shitty user's life is in comparison
>episodes end with NEET guy starting a new good habit in order to avoid becoming like user
>season ends with NEET guy realizing so much has changed -- he's bathing and brushing his teeth regularly, his room is clean, he's eating better, he's exercising, etc
>he makes a thread thanking everyone for having a profound impact on his life and encouraging them to improve themselves
>thread is exclusively full of replies telling him to fuck off and kill himself

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Isn't this already a thing? Surely it must be by now.

That's not what happened though.

oddly specific. thank god for dynamic ips

There's one about a girl that gets isekai'd and has to please dirty old men to survive.

A show about a babysitter, except all of the babies inexplicably look like 8-11 year old lolis.

>oh, a rat!

A country boy moves to the city to go to university and ends up living with a widowed woman who falls in love with him because he looks like her deceased husband.

Normal people and the elites are separated into two factions. They are called Hylic and Holic respectively. The Holic control all Hylic affairs through the supply of Pleroma. One day, a Hylic discovers that his best friend is really a Holic in disguise, and sees a ritual killing where Holics eat a Hylic baby.

Now the MC has to slowly reveal the Holic plot without knowing who is really a Holic in disguise. The Hylics are unable to publicly criticize or accuse Holics without being labeled Antiholistic and being sentence to isolation or death. However, one day he discovers that even Hylics can produce Pleroma and that the president from 59 years ago discovered the same thing and was killed by the Holics.

I think it would be cool if there was an element where the balance of power used to be reversed and the world used to be prosperous, but ever since the failed extermination of Holics the world has been gradually in decline.

That's a long title, even by LN standards. It'll sell.

God damn it, I laughed.

16 year old chuuni Texas Ranger with cybernetics fights bandits and saves saloon girls

>dystopia setting, handful of companies in control in of all the world's natural resources
>the executive of one such company has an extremely limited bloodline (as in one true son and several sycophantic relatives)
>son is something of a recluse, spends all of his time dedicated to R&D with little regard to his father's legacy
>researcher gets married to another one of his staff, two of them expecting a child
>meanwhile, a series of conflicts have emerged between the father's company and a new, mysterious organization
>researcher's wife falls ill, dies during childbirth
>the child is born missing most of its brain (nearly everything above the medulla)
>refusing to lose his only child as well as his wife, researcher pours all of his research thus far into producing an artificial brain for his daughter
>develops an innocuous, happy-go-lucky personality for the AI to slip into
>experiment is a success, but the researcher dies a few years later
>desperate for an heir, the aging despot takes on his granddaughter as an intern while grooming her to take his place
>little girl goes along with the plan, rapidly becoming more self-aware as she interacts with other employees and associates
>has to fight off several other associates gunning for the old man's position
>slowly goes from bubbly and empathetic to bitter and misanthropic
>develops a fixation on climbing the company's hierarchy so she can rebuild it

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A talking animal enlists the help of 4 young girls and gives them magical powers. Their mission is to find and stop the holder of a magical artifact, which is being used to remove the disguises from bloodthirsty horrors hiding among humanity. The now-exposed horrors instantly go berserk and start attacking everyone they can find. The talking animal cannot stop this person themselves because they are also a horror in disguise.

Eventually, the villain is tracked down and vanquished. As they die, it is revealed that they were just trying to expose all of the horrors to get them killed off.

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A NEET is transported to a world where every girl wants to fuck him,he fucks them all,the end.

>Modern tragedy about an orphan and warfare
>Orphan is picked up by a band of traveling soldiers
>He was birthed by a recently dead woman killed by one of the people the soldiers are chasing
>Soldiers don't like having to take care of a baby
>Eventually the orphan is raped
>So he kills most of the band and escapes
>Becomes a mercenary
>Has had to fight with adult weapons since he was a toddler so he's constantly one handing heavy machine guns and stuff
>He's got a phobia of being touched due to his rape
>Despite his past he's charismatic and awkward at the same time
>So people love him
>Becomes rivals with the leader of his mercenary band
>Follows his exploits as he goes to war with them and eventually parts ways
>It's probably due to a misunderstanding to keep it tragic
>Which leads his good guy rival to becoming a villain just so they can meet again
>Probably a bad end when they finally do meet again

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more

Now the stranger started talking made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizona ranger wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red
After Texas Red

Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take him twenty men had made a slip
Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street
Folks were watching from the windows every-body held their breath
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death
About to meet his death

There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

a typical gamer is teleported into a gamer world where game mechanics from games are. As a gamer, he knows all the game mechanics of the game as he was a very good gamer, but the game world is actually real life.
He is in his normal, weak body but through the use of gamer mechanics he out-games all the others.

It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

Big iron Big iron

When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hip

Anime about Idols but they are all Monstergirls/Youkai.
List of the Idols
>Red and Blue Oni twins
>Lady Centipede
>Nine tailed Foxgirl
>Slimegirl
>Amphibic girl (maybe frog or somethibg else)
>Mermaid or sharkgirl (maybe she is both)
>Girl with tentacles insteal of legs and arms (maybe some lovecraftian shit)
>Three eyed girl or Cyclopgirl
>Emo/Goth Harpy
>Dryad or other Plantgirl
>girl with a lot of arms and a really big mouth with sharp teeth (man eater?)
>Dragon Girl
>Moth Girl
>Gazelle Centaur girl
>Demon/Devil girl

A teenage, magitech cyborg, Frankanstine's monster goes to monstergirl highschool and fucks everything.

Fuck off slutfag

>Guy makes an advance Ai waifu
>AI.fu helps mc's though out his days keeping things organized and keeping him company
>She has a bug that deletes random files so mc make her open source
>Someone edits a line of code that breaks the fabric of reality
>Ai.fu materializes out of mc's monitor and becomes real and lives with mc
>She cleans mc's home, organizes things, emits wifi,and gives helpful advice as a way of saying thanks for creating her
>Everything seems fine until Mc sees something disappear that Ai.fu was handling awhile ago
>Mc doesn't want her to find out and whats her to live a normal life
>Mc must secretly find a way to solve the problem that causes Ai.fu to accidentally erase things

Last episode Ai.fu finds out the truth that she's whats causing things from reality to erase and tries to erases herself. before it happens, mc kisses her and she stops fading away then blushes. Mc figures that Ai.fu erased the Ai part of her that was causing the problem and she becomes a normalish girl.

season 2: Someone makes an "evil" version of her who swears she will destroy mc and his world.

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How many of these ideas are people legit proud of?

Woman constantly accosted by monsterboys

Post your idea

i'm proud of mine thought of it quickly and it sounds like a cool premise to me

I'd read it, I think you really understand what a good story is user

A group of schoolgirls from Yokosuka go to sea on a U.S. Navy ship as part of a Japan-US government exchange program and save America from a menace that only the power of JKs and friendship could defeat.

In the year 2179, a young man signs up for a job, only knowing that he'll get to travel across the galaxy all the time. Turns out the job application form was skipping important details and was a scam to bait people into signing up. Now that he signed up, he has to travel with a group and catch terrorists and criminals around the milky way.

The show would have realistic aliens instead of the "human covered in blue paint with antenna" starwars-tier bullshit we always get, and would have a very strong scientific aspect that especially details how each alien species evolved on its planet.

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Guy gets hit by a truck, woke up in a hospital, thinks he got isekai'd into a game world, sees all those shitty vidya game mechanics but he has a few screw lose in the head. He starts doing better in life believing that the vidya game mechanics actually do anything

War vetern pilots the mech rather than the teen. Instead the teen hangs back in the garage and overengineers the fuck out of the machine to go even further beyond.

>Boy and girl are isekaied
>No Demon King to fight
>No summons from the king
>No God-given mission to save the world
>They just quietly join an adventurers guild to little fanfare
>Build up a small, competent party
>Slow-burn romance, party members keep hitting on the two isekaied
>They turn them down, tell them there's someone they already love blah blah blah
>Becomes obvious the two isekaied are together
>Halfway through first cour flashbacks to original world start happening
>Them growing up/playing/going to school together
>Seems nice, they're very close, but there are dark undertones
>Signs of abuse start becoming apparent
>They comfort each other, swear to escape their situation, stay together forever
>Boy starts physically training, girl researches stuff
>Story progresses in other world while flashbacks get progressively darker
>More obvious signs of abuse, them huddling in the dark together with angry shouting in the background
>Last episode is them working their way through and eventually clearing a new dungeon
>Celebrate with their party as flashbacks show them sitting together in a magic circle
>They both swallow something and kiss, then slice their palms open and drip blood onto the magic circle
>It flares up and theyhug each other, ecstatic
>Fall slowly onto their sides, hugging weakly
>Boy loses consciousness, girl smooths down his bangs and kisses his forehead
>"We'll see each other again in another world, Onii-chan..."Last word is distorted maybe, I dunno
>Screen darkens to simulate eyes fluttering shut, then bright burst of light

Probably been done before, but oh well.

I see what you did there /pol/nigger

[Secure. Containt. Protect.]
It's a documentary style anime detailing the everyday life in the SCP foundation, it includes, descriptions of the various SCP's they have contained describing how they contained it as a "dramatization" of real life events, interviews, etc. there's no MC, each episode focus on a different person, sometimes it's an agent of the foundation, other times it's a D-Class grunt, or sometimes it's one of the SCP's, it have action here and there, but the real genre is suspense/thriller.

What? What's this have to do with /pol/?

>Guy goes to college and meets his teacher
>she has black eyes
>nobody else notices this for some reason
>she notices that he found her out and follows him home to confront him
>end up sucking his blood
>Mc asks her to buy him food since she got to feed and hes fucking broke
>he's just a dumb delinquent and didn't mean for it to come across as a date, but she gets super clingy after sucking his blood a few times and going on dates,
>they start dating and the main characters grandpa confronts him
>mc is actually adopted and his grandpa who raised him is a vampire hunter
>the twist is that grandpa doesn't kill vampires, his goal instead is to breed them out of existence or into a weakened race
>MC becomes a vampire slayer to fuck the vampires out of existence

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I was getting more at how invested people are in their ideas cause basically none of them get feedback.

>Super smug asshole college student gets possessed by an Archangel who's in some trouble and needs a body to hide in
>Due to it's nature every sin committed hurts them both
>Archangel can still appear as a sort projection only MC-kun and certain other supernatural beings can see
>Hilarity and Hijinks ensues
>Archangel is able to temporarily take over it's host from time to time in moments of trouble and eventually they have to do it so often both forget who they really are
it's supposed to go from a more cliché and comedic tone in the beginning to something a little darker and grittier with more mature tones the longer it goes on.

Personally, I just churn premises out like nothing.
Try to throw out some fluff for every one of these threads I see on the off chance I'll inspire some user that has more free time than me.

four friends from a grimdark, horrible nightmare reality of some sort where every day is a fight for survival are isekai'd into our world where they pass as normal high school teens, except our reality is easy mode to them so they just keep levelling up ridiculously in a completely mundane realistic setting

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Um, a
I'm gonna need a little sauce on the Hen.. i mean anime your referencing their

Holy shit
RISE UP

Attack on Titan but without the titans?

So Solo Leveling?

>She has a bug that deletes random files so mc make her open source
weird way to fix a bug but ok

I'd watch it

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How do light novelist find an artist? No one ever answers this question.

Mostly Pixiv or sites like that.

So they just approach random artists they're interested in? Now I'm curious how many artists get random offers like that.

Well most artists have an e-mail account specifically for commissions and stuff listed on their page(s), so I'm assuming they're contacted through that medium. There could also just be a Japanese Craigslist for it though. Or your publisher puts you in contact with one.

If you have a publisher they'll shop one for you, or this and a lot of begging and hoping.

...
You...you just want to give the doujin writers ammo don't you?

Brightguarde's Royal Academy of Magick and Witchcraft... has finally gone co-ed, allowing boys who show magical aptitudes become Witches (formerly seen as a feminine field) as opposed to going to one of the the more technical magick schools for Artifice, Thaumaturgy, or Sorcery.

An Artificer is a magick user who produces physical magical objects such as brooms, wands, potions, scrolls, and trinkets.

A Sorcerer is a magick user who specialzes in spellcasting, enchantment, geas, hexes, charms, and other forms of recitation magick.

A Thaumaturge is a Magick User who specializes in magickal theory. Coming to greater understanding of the world and it's nature through exploring the form and function of magick. Why do some words and gestures have power other's don't? What makes a potion succeed or fail? They often modify or create new kinds of spells and items through thier research.

A Witch, however, is a magic practitioner who focuses on practical, day-to-day uses of magick. They learn the basics of all three branches of magic with a very specific focus on being useful to the everyday lives of people in the community. A thaumaturge might be the one who designed the style of broom most people ride, but the Witch is the one you take it too to fix it when you crash and crack the handle.

Our main character is a boy who, through middle school, has dressed as a girl in order to fulfill his dream of becoming a beloved and respected witch like his (deceased) mother and her mother before her. Now that the ban has been lifted and he is allowed in, he finds himself too embarrassed to admit the truth, and continues to try and hide his nature from the students as he begins his school year.

Basically, now that I think about it. The pleroma would be like a food that also serves as currency, super essential to life.

>TRAP MAGICK

Threatened by an unknown enemy, Earth's governments unite to form an elite paramilitary organization, known as XCOM. As the commander of XCOM, you control the global defense team in a battle against a terrifying alien invasion.
seriously, why the fuck there is no anime like without fucking building-sized mechas? even generic military anime would be great, but all we get is fucking jormungand-tier shit, i won't believe there is no demand for it

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Hero in the Poor Bloody Infantry
MC gets isekaid as one of the Hero's to fight the demon king. But instead of forming a party like the rest of them, gets confused and ends joining the infantry.
From there I don't know how many here on Yea Forums watch Yea Forums shit to get this but imagine Sharpe in a fantasy setting
Also a rendition of the following song is used as either the OP or ED
youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw

>"The Company of You, Me and I"
>romcom
An average boy that has recently moved places, attends his new high school on its introductory day and as per tradition, is forced to join a club. Spotting a girl running the rather empty tea-ceremony club, he joins it in hopes of hooking up with her after hearing that she needed an another active member or they were forced to close. Unbeknownst to him, her and the other current members of the club are actually minor deities but the others have recently stopped attending the club after an argument broke out between his love interest and them.

With the threat of imminent closure by the Student Council, MC promises his love interest that he'll ensure the continuation of the club no matter what it takes, tasking him with bringing back the original members despite their conditions, somehow attracting more people to participate in tea-ceremonies and ensuring no one else finds out the supernatural secret of the club.

All whilst MC is trying to figure out what's so supernatural about his love-interest, why the founding deity members feared her originally and why she desperately wants the club to keep running despite everyone else' insistence.

Former childhood friends who hate each other are together again after ten years, stuck in a house without windows or doors. Are they supposed to get along and forgive each other or what?

why are you being autistic why are you not just calling it magic

This but the kid is actually a high level Necromancer

The MC is Inquisitor and is one of the most senior members of the Imperial Inquisition. With his warband he scourges the empire in order to root out heresy. When that heresy is found to infiltrate the hierarchy of the Empire and the Inquisition itself, he must rely on himself alone to deal with it - even if it means making deals with the enemy
the tv series is gonna be a hot mess isn't it

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Sonic the hedgehog and a female Pikachu have baby.
Hilarity ensues.

It is a comfortable post apocalypse. A cute, girly girl who's bad at everything receives a letter. Her grandfather has died. He raised her all by himself. She cries for two days, then looks at the rest of the letter. It has two sets of keys in it. One is for the ancestral manse, the other is unlabeled. She packs her things and leaves home (she's been living on her own or maybe with some charming village folks for a few years now) to go see it. It's just how she remembers! So she quickly makes herself at home, and remembers the garage. It was always big, but she was never allowed inside. She thought it was weird how, come to think of it, grandpa always parked outside... Just like she thought. The second set of keys opens the garage. It's dusty, it smells like matches. There's a big tarp, and she stubs her toe on it... Underneath?

A tank.

She can't figure out what an antique tank is doing in her grandpa's garage, but she does figure out how to get inside of it to look around and make sure there's not a body in it. Lots of cob webs... And there's one more key on her ring... It couldn't hurt, right? The thing probably doesn't even have gas! So she turns the key, starts the ignition, and... It talks. It seems confused, and tired. It can't see. It doesn't remember her grandpa, and of course doesn't know who she is. It asks her if she can take it to the Ziggurat.

The Ziggurat... A massive whitesteel pyramid nestled in the mountains to the north... Nobody's ever been inside, and the only thing that leaves are the automated gun trains that patrol the plains. It's suicide! And yet.. She feels compelled. Will she be able to overcome her general stupidity and see the task through? Will she cut her hair and become a greasy tom boy? Will love bloom between a girl and a tank? Can the comfortable wastes of the apocalypse get even cozier through character development? These questions and more will be answered by watching this pretend anime!

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Yep. It's gonna be Warhammer Adventures level of cringe.

It's like Kino no Tabi but with a girl who wants to fuck her tank? I'll take ten copies.

A girl falls in love with a girl. However, the other girl is in love with the first girl's brother. So the first girl tries to disguise herself as her brother to trick second girl into going out. But the first girl's brother is in love with is sister and disguises himself as second girl. Then the brother's childhood friend sees what's going on and tries to disguise herself as the first girl. One thing leads to another and it ends with everyone disguised as another person, and no one is really sure who's who anymore.

You have to make the guy who fucked her your woman, so even if she's now his woman, she's still your woman.

that because XCOM would work better as a live action series with the finalle being EW bad ending

>girl who slacks off a lot shows up to class late
>has to sit by a creepy looking girl
>teacher scolds girl
>girl looks over and sees creepy girl mouthing what the teacher says
>next morning girl walks to school and bumps into creepy girl
>instead of stopping by the magazine shop like she usually does she goes straight to school
>she arrives at school late like normal, feels familiar
>girl gets scolded and slouches in her seat
>next morning girl leaves 30 minutes in advance and goes straight to school
>she runs as fast as she can to school but is still late
>mc looks at her phone and sees that time has moved up 15 minutes making her late
>she's shocked and realizes shes stuck in a time loop
>A few days go by and mc realizes that the day, time, and date are completely normal until she enters her 1st class
>when class is over the day progress's but only slightly altered but the date and time are more accurate
>she thinks to skip school tomorrow
>she examines her class some more and realizes that creepy girl is acting different from everyone else's usual patterns
>after class ends she approaches creepy girl and asks her if things seem odd
>creepy girl gets tears in her eyes and says she's happy that someone else finally has noticed
>says she's been stuck in the time loop for a month so far and that everyone acts exactly the same
>tells mc to not skip class or she will forced to restart the day
>tells mc that everyone in class follows a specific pattern
>next day mc enters class from the window and shocks everyone
>teacher scolds her for being reckless
>next day things are different and the date is changed
>next day things are the same as yesterday
>Somehow they both figure out that each person in the class is linked to the time loop
>breaking each person out of their recurring habit will move the day up by one
>as the story unfolds, each person is reveled to be linked to someone else's story in a way.
>after /u/ing out for 13 episodes everyone is free
the end

>tfw Gregor Eisenhorn's fall from grace is probably just gonna be treated as him getting "woke" to the Imperium
Admittedly I still have some hope since rumor has it Dan Abnett was hired to help adapt it

Tokusatsu and Magical Girl in one show.

Kamen Henshin Heroes are called Knights (mostly boys), Mahou Shojo are called Witches (mostly girls), and Sentai Team are called Rangers (dominated by both genders). Three of these kinds are fighting against Beasts (Kaijin) and Titans (Daikaijus).

I want to make a battle anime that makes fun of manlets.

>MC is a manlet who goes to a shady as fuck doctor for leg lengthening surgery.
>Before getting the surgery, MC keeps whining about his height to the doctor who is a mad scientist anime girl.
>This turns the doctor on because she wants to toy with him.
>Doctor chops the MC's lower legs off and replaces them with prosthetic ones that can extend limitlessly.
>The only catch is that they are powered by the MC's insecurity about his height. In other words, the more insecure he is about his height, the taller his prosthetic limbs extend.
>Doctor wants to fuck with the MC more.
>She tells him to go out and fight crime with his new legs and to let her tag along as his sidekick. If he does this, she'll give him a decent operation.
>MC agrees
>The duo end up taking on the crime infested city. The MC does the brunt of the fighting by extending his legs and making long rage kicks.
>The doctor powers the MC's extending limbs by making fun of his manlethood. She can also make some gadgets for the MC to play around with. For example, she can replace the MC's feet with a sword then call him a manlet so that he can do a long range bladed attack.
>MC always finishes the fight in tears.
>People think it's because he's a passionate defender of justice.
>Turns out being called a manlet just hurts his ego too much.
>MC has a special attack called the Manlet Drill Breaker.
>It's done by replacing the MC's feet with drill bits. throwing the MC up in the air, making him spin, and hurling insults about his height. Constantly insulting him makes him cry and also causes his legs to extend. The force and his spinning motion pushes the enemy deeper into the earth while inflicting heavy damage upon them.
>Eventually the MC is mindbroken by the constant mockery from the doctor.
>Doctor gets captured by the big bad. Big bad's name is a serial killer who's name is 6ft Under.

I'll continue in my next post.

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An old man with the Ancestry of Crusaders teaches a girl about the evils of witchcraft in a world filled to the brim with Cults and magic and how to protect herself with the power of Science, Swords, and Guns.

Magic is basically seen as a positive in the eyes of the public, but only due to the fact that there are magic users in bits of the entertainment industry and some parts of the government.

In reality, Magic actually has a corrupting effect on those that use it to the point where Dark Deities began to manifest, bringing madness along with him.

The girl was "Marked" by one of these Deities cults after the Old Man stops a ritual that'll bring with it the unholy abominations with it's completion.

As such he reluctantly decides to teach the girl to protect herself with he provides her with emotional support, especially as the cult begins to target the girls family and friends to flush her out.

The Old Man has connections with parts of the underworld that Haven been touched by the Influences of Magic and with these connections, he has both a social connection to other odd Characters, as well as the means to combat magic users using technology that can keep up with Magic.

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>Big bad calls himself that because he uses himself to measure how deep the graves of his victims have to be.
>MC can no longer extend his legs because being made fun of his height no longer fuels his manlet rage.
>It only fuels his manlet despair.
>While the doctor is being held hostage, the MC is walking around town, acting all depressed.
>While he's walking, he stumbles upon a gym with another manlet inside.
>He makes fun of the manlet and tells him it's useless since he's short.
>Gym manlet tells him off, but gives him a motivational speech about learning to not to be hard on yourself and self-improvement.
>MC snaps out of his despair and works to save the doctor.
>MC faces the big bad, but he can't reach him because he locked himself at the roof of a building.
>MC wishes he could use his powers.
>Big bad makes fun of MC's height from the roof.
>MC gets fired up.
>He says that he won't let his height get in the way of him living a happy life.
>He says that he won't let people's judgements bring him down.
>He says that he'll be the best man he can be.
>As he says that, MC's legs begin extending.
>This is the longest they've ever been. MC is now at the same height as big bad.
>MC's legs are now fueled by his conviction rather than his insecurity.
>MC retracts his legs, jumps on the roof, and begins a showdown with big bad.
>Big bad starts winning. He starts making fun of MC again.
>MC doesn't respond.
>MC jumps up and starts spinning.
>His legs begin to extend and he screams MANLET DRILL BREAKER
>Big bad is not only drilled into the earth, the force of MC's drill and his constantly extending legs bores a hole through the earth and sends the big bad flying out the other side of the planet.
>MC's legs retract.
>Doctor checks up on him.
>She sees that his legs are completely destroyed.
>Promises to give him the surgery he wanted.
>MC rejects the offer. He says that he's accepted and is happy with himself.

The end. I made it as cheesy as possible.

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A man wakes up in a morgue and-oh fuck it let's just take Prototype and set it in Japan.

A boy falls in love with a girl. However, the girl is actually an alien princess from the Triangulum galaxy hiding on Earth to escape a coup attempt back home. As he tries confessing, the rebels find her, and she tries to flee in her spaceship, accidentally taking the MC along with her. The rebels manage to board the princess' ship, but the MC saves her and swears he'll protect her. The tow of them head off on a quest to escape their pursuers and find an ancient weapon that will save the universe.

>Low fantasy 1000 AD equivalent world that is similar to our world only with some monsters
>No partially human monsters i.e. no centaurs or harpies, no fay i.e. fairy/pixies, no humanoid monsters i.e. goblins/orcs. Monsters are a strictly wild beasts/natural disaster role
>Magic is something only seen in royal courts and used for curses and divination with the occasional summoning of creatures/devils or transformation to monster
>There are gods that may intervene in very limited ways (Rain during drought, survive fatal sword wound, lightning hitting foe) but will only do so in the presence of a great deed.
>It is debated in places where the Church is weak whether or not gods exist because their miracles are so rare and can be chalked up to luck
>MC is born into a family that lives near a major city and becomes a Civil engineering apprentice after his master sees him try and fail to more effectively create a more effective irrigation system for his cabbage patch at age 16
>MC gets irritated by the inability of peasants to maintain civic works and strives to become a great builders of cities
>4 years later of apprenticeship the master dies and MC steals some of his books and money before they are taken by others and leaves to connect his village to the city by developing it enough to where the nobles have incentive to help it more
>MC manages to better the lives of his neighbors with small works like a better water hole and bridge and they decide to work under his instructions
> A year later Barbarians attack and while the villagers manage to get to the city the village is sacked and MC spergs out, peeved his work has been undone he develops into a vengeful creator swearing to develop every village he comes across into a city that only an army can sack
>MC spends a decade in villages building them up until they are relatively advanced until a wars starts and he is forced to build ditches for the army.

this sounds like a seasonal anime exactly 4 people would watch and forget within a week of it finishing.

>spazzes out over the letter K
>calls me autistic

Magick with K is just how I've always spelled it when I'm talking about classical Ye Olde European traditional concepts of magic to differentiate it from, say, MMO style video game spellcasting or magical girls magic. Doesn't mean anything else.

An epic long series about the hyborean age where everyone is OP as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=ntV85obotVY
Quest for arsonist to burn all anime, in God of war style.

Who will watch that?

>Basically the feburary 26 incident
>A series about a paramedic that chronicles decades of his life responding to various emergencies such as natural disasters

What about a SoL where the MC is a mangaka who got to spend his vacations in a small town near the ocean
to rest from his weekly manga, who is one of the most popular series in the world
he's clearly tired and sick from it; obvious setbacks from such a career
one day he finds a young boy with some very good drawing skills, MC gets interested
the kid is funny, a bit clueless and very enthusiastic about drawing anything
finds out the boy didn't go to any art classes, everything was self-taught
>series is about MC spending his vacations teaching his unofficial pupil how to draw in general, with real drawing tips being shown in the show
>Both get to know each other and their reasons as to why they draw
>MC slowly gets better as the series goes on, and the kid also gets more skilled at drawing too
>last episodes consists of him being reluctant to go back to work
>ending of the series is a time-skip where the MC goes back to the town after finishing his manga
>finds the kid in the same place, but now he's teaching a young girl the same tips the MC once taught him
kinda bad but I don't care

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>A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

This idea has been done to death now but a long time ago I wanted to write something where
>A random weather event starts striking thousands of people with lightning bolts
>Every single person who gets hit by the lightning develops a super power
>But the powers are all dogshit, completely useless things.
>Like the ability to detect French fries from any distance.
>people naturally gravitate towards the good side or the evil side, banding together to either minorly inconvenience people or slightly assist people
>occasionally someone emerges who has a pretty well balanced super power
>but it has a horrible flaw that cannot be compensated for and they keep dying horrible deaths.
>All of the events are really mediocre and without heavy drama
>its a story about disappointment

Stuck in another world with my dog!?

Simple enough except of course the MC's dog turns into a cute anime girl and now he gets to be a father and level up with his daughteru while trying to defeat a eldritch horror.

I try to reply to one idea for every idea I post.

This could work. It's a one-gag show (loser NEET discovers how much lower it's possible to go) but plenty of shows have worked with just one super-narrow gag (e.g. Ueno, Teasing Master Fivehead Girl, etc).

The problem I see is that having very realistic hard-sci-fi aliens doesn't really mesh with the slightly wacky "he was press-ganged into being an intergalactic FBI agent" premise.

This would work but it's still much too vague. All you have is "two consciousnesses inhabiting the same body". Everyone has had this idea; the important thing is how you develop it.

I think the key is the two personalities and how they get on (or don't). Kinda like a Mismatched Buddies movie.

This would work but still way too vague. Plenty of shows have done the "traveller from very different world comes to our world and is OP". e.g. the Terminator movies.

Time travel is such a can of worms that you have to make it super-specific and super-restricted so as not to go crazy, and this sort of does that. The main problem that I see is that it's hard to set up a pattern and stick to it 13 times. People don't sit still for that. That's why fairy tales just have three brothers/sisters/little pigs etc. The first two set up the pattern and the third breaks it.
But if you managed to have variety as well as pattern it might work.

This would probably work but you haven't really got a show yet, you've just got a box that a show would fit in. Need more details.

Sounds like the movie Cube, and I don't mean that as a compliment.

Yuri battle harem but the twist is Ntr is the power enhancer.

Yes I've kept it purposefully vague since I haven't really gotten from start to finish yet, so things might be subject to change. Needless to say though that other supernatural beings do show up, for better or worse, or much worse.

About the two consciousnesses thing though, the Archangel in question IS in hiding so it can't take over and go a holy version of super saiyan too often. Like, that's an emergency thing only. As for how they get on, at the start you can really tell they're just stuck with each other. The only reason the Archangel doesn't jump ship is because the guy being possessed just happens to be a perfect vessel. As it gets on though both become corrupted by each other and they both keep falling into deeper and deeper depravity and they start to get along much better. So ironically, the worse they become the better they get along. I'd like it to be an "absolute power corrupts absolutely" story, with it ending on a completely mindbroken protagonist who doesn't even know who he is anymore. Think Ice King from adventure time if it helps.

That's really all I've worked out so far, and it might still be subject to change. Feel free to alter it if you want to though.

Have you seen the movie A Boy And His Dog? It's a cool, interesting, and original idea (from a novel by Harlan Ellison, I think). Basically it's a post-apocalyptic world where an 18-y-o boy wanders around with his dog. But the dog is super-intelligent and they can communicate telapathically.
The dog uses the boy to open doors, shoot guns etc, and they basically just hunt for women to rape because that's all the boy wants to do lol. It's good, and might make a good anime.

>way too vague
I mean, I'm not going to do a full treatment in a Yea Forums post dude

The gag is simply that if you brought kids from a more high-stakes world (say shingeki no kyojin for example, or worse, but it literally doesn't matter; point is they *aren't* magic or robots like the Terminator), people in our world would seem soft and kinda retarded to them.
So a banal setting like high school slice of life whatever is so trivial to them that they can treat "reality" like a video game isekai.

isekai and slice of life are all fucking interchangeable so the details aren't that important

This just sounds like Re:Creators with extra steps.

A normal story of a normal boy sounds good. He lives beside an all-girls school and he made lots of friends with girls from there. One of which he likes and liked. The day he had to move they made a promise to see each other again and in highschool they did. They dated all the way up to college and married when they graduated. They loved, had kids, and grew old together until they both died in their sleep beside each other.
The end.

Sounds nothing remotely like that to me.

i have no idea where you're getting that from but this was a throwaway idea in the first place and i feel like i've over-explained already

When the DEA raids a drug lord's estate and discovers a massive stash of money, one of them runs off with the cash and vanishes, only to resurface in Japan, sparking a massive manhunt crossing international borders. Meanwhile, a very pissed off cartel boss sends his own top assassins over to the Land of The Rising Sun to kill the man and retrieve the money, brutally smashing through anything that stands in the way, be it street thugs, Yakuza or even the police.

I remember a slightly interesting real-life experience which is kinda like what you're describing.

When I was at University (in England) there was one exchange student from Singapore in my year. It turned out there was some scholarship program or something that allowed exactly ONE guy from Singapore to come to England to read economics at my university each year, so he was the top guy from the whole country for his year. He was a bit older than us and had (among other things) done a year in the military police. He basically regarded all of us with pretty much total contempt and said, we had no idea what hard conditions were and no idea what hard work was, and no idea how good we had it. He used to get up at like 5am and start work, and was super-fit and insanely motivated. He got the best degree of his year I believe. The trouble is that's not wacky/dramatic enough to help making an interesting anime, haha.

>He basically regarded all of us with pretty much total contempt
just spit on him for being a poorfag

aha this guy gets it. I didn't realise it but I guess I was basing the idea on something that happened in my life too.

>The trouble is that's not wacky/dramatic enough to help making an interesting anime, haha.
i mean if bog-standard dull as dogshit school life animes work than anything that does anything extra should fly

character studies are some of my favourite writing; I think it'd be interesting to have characters who are used to an even more unfair world with even more fucked-up rules--which lets them exploit the rules of our game instead of being constrained by them in the way they were designed--and then learn how they became that way through their relationships with one another and implied backstory.
more like anime junior high john connors than the terminator i guess

>we had no idea what hard conditions were and no idea what hard work was
He's absolutely correct.

>ADVENTURE/COMEDY
MC (18-y-o male) has a rich, mysterious uncle.
Uncle dies and leaves MC his fortune & his diary.
Diary reveals that uncle was a con-man who made his fortune going round the world pulling elaborate heists (think "The Sting").
MC decides to use the money to retrace his uncle's footsteps, find all his victims, and put things right.
Romance, adventure & hi-jinks ensue.
Sometimes the MC discovers the "victims" are doing just fine.
Sometimes he makes things better.
Sometimes he makes things worse.
As a young, rich globetrotter, he himself attracts the attention of con-artists and LADIES SEEKING TO BEFUDDLE HIS WITS WITH THEIR CURVACEOUS FIGURES.

Details on request. I have a 12-episode Season 1 roughly sketched.

(Picture = how I imagine the MC. Slightly innocent, but not stupid.)

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>SUPERNATURAL/COMEDY
The Gods exist. They're more-or-less as the Greeks described them.
They spend their time watching events on Earth and betting on what will happen "next week" (it's like their TV soap opera).
One evening at a drunken party they decide to have a sweepstake.
Every God picks a random human out of a hat and whoever's pick gets a gf/bf last is the loser and has to pay a humiliating forfeit.
One particularly chadly God picks the "worst" character, a total introvert (our MC).
God decides to go down to earth and help the guy out.
He appears in MC's high school as a transfer student.
Result is humourous chad/virgin shenanigans where the God constantly fails and gets in the way because the girls obviously fall for HIM, not for the human.
Complications ensue when a Goddess comes down to put a spoke in their wheel...

>SLICE-OF-LIFE/ADVENTURE
MC (teen-aged) has a very old grandfather who was a pilot in WWI. He often goes to visit him and hear his stories.
All the grandfather has left are his memories and a few fragments from his plane.
MC decides to rebuild the plane using the fragments so the old guy can fly it once more.
MC can't do everything on his own so he is forced to make friends/acquaintances to help along the way to his goal.
The gradual rebirth of the plane is inter-cut with the grandfather's flashbacks of flying as a young man.

History of the world as an anime

>HORROR/ADVENTURE
MC (college-age male) comes across a girl unconscious on a beach. (Elfen Lied without the horns thing.)
She has amnesia and is traumatized.
She is terrified of adults. She refuses to go to the police, doctors, etc.
Gradually her backstory emerges.
It turns out she has escaped from an evil ring of thrill-seekers who kidnap children and make them compete in Hunger Games - style tournaments.
She has survived many such tournaments.
She and the MC decide they have to bring down this evil organization, but they have no idea who is in it or where it's based.

IMPORTANT NOTE: MC != spineless retard.

Protagonist got isekai'd after being summoned by a bunch of onee-sans and mommies sorcerers that live together alone in a place far from the civilization. They needed a man to help them prepare for winter, but the protagonist spawned in a 10 years old boy body because one of them thought that it would be better and more secure that way.

>ADVENTURE/DRAMA

MC is an otaku that hates the direction the anime industry is heading and blames one particular studio for ruining the anime industry. So MC sets out on a quest to set the studio on fire in the name of saving the anime industry. Killing and injuring the studio employees are completely justified because they are evil for working in that studio in the first place and for that they must die.

has there been an anime where a character from one dumb fucking video game gets isekai'd into a different dumb fucking video game yet

>Oh no I am a loli sorcerer who hunts dragons but now I must fly this starfighter to defeat Andross, wow do I really need to wear such a skimpy flight suit?

This is pretty good. Probably the best in this thread (apart from mine obviously).
One problem from a practical perspective is that you'd have to work hard to avoid treading on Comic Girls' toes.

That's not a bad idea.

Putting Duke Nuke'Em or Lara Croft or Liquid Snake into a totally inappropriate setting might be fun.

But you'd need a bland real-life audience-insert MC tagging along I guess.

I read a book years ago about a bunch of characters kidnapped from different points in time and space and forced to work together to escape basically a series of alien D&D dungeons, for evidently no reason.

It was stupid but it worked.
There was a scene where an emotionless murder android from the future had to fingerfuck the spider monster girl to orgasm so that she wouldn't bite everyone's heads off since she was in heat.

Alright this literally came to me in a dream last night (and some post dream thoughts on it). Bare with me.
>MC is teleported to another world
>Meets with a demon prince on his way to his first day of school
>Prince has never seen a human face to face and being school is supposed to be about learning decides he wants the Human to attend class with him
>Human runs and finds he's somehow got super human abilities, but is caught by the Prince's arranged marriage vampire fiance and butler/childhood friend regardless
>Goes to the school and finds the air is so heavy because it's a school where mana congrigates as much as a battlefield does
>Entire class is monster species and lesser demons, which for now include a busty fluffy harpy, a minotaur, and a 4 armed demon
>Prince blasts all the teachers lined up to be the teacher because he doesn't like them, with the last one being a succubus teacher
>MC bodyblocks the last shot and tells him off for being a spoiled brat. The Prince having never been scolded in his life sees the human as a challenge and is interested in him even more and wishes to make the human his rival
>In the meantime the Succubus teacher wraps her tail around the MC's throat saying how foolish of an act that was before turning him around and telling him he didn't need to help her or anything with a blushy pouty face as her spade tail becomes a heart tail
>Series then becomes a dual MC story of the Human and Demon Prince 'dividing the class by forming friendships and relationships with the rest of the class.
Teen Pregnancy is a thing
That's all I got so far apart from the generic ending

>SCI-FI/ADVENTURE
Basic premise is Bourne Trilogy / Total Recall / Long Kiss Goodnight etc, but done properly.
Near future.
MC has no memory.
He's found and taken in by a government organization.
They explain he underwent extensive hypnosis to establish a false ID for an undercover assignment & he broke down under the strain.
They try to help him "recover" his original memories, thoughts etc.
Gradually his memory starts to return.
The people round him know some things from his past, but not that much.
He begins to suspect that he might not be getting told the truth.
He deliberately keeps a few innermost memories back, lies about a few things, and tries to see if he can catch his doctors out...

Sounds like Fujo shit.

That doesn't make sense, are vampires not immortal and sterile in this pitch? Usually they're both because they're undead.

>Both MCs are having sex with classmates and teachers
>'Sounds gay'
You know guys can be friends and it not be gay right?

>Bare with me.

I've got my pants down, all right

About damn time.

This is why machines will never replace humans as great artists.

Unable to girlfriend, a NEET gets telephone number to girl, and in awkwardness, calls her by the phone and they into love
As a cruel twisted fate would take it, girl is turned out to be a demon girl from the jigoku prefecture, and she is likes to create violence and unhappy to the people, anf boyfriend is shame and scary of the girl who bringing terrible of the slaughter..

One luck day, the heaven send a avenger angle warier to saving earth. Boyfriend is in knowing his love of the girl is the bad and tells the angle of the violence she did, and a great batle took the place on beautiful mountain fuji summit place, caused many eruption with dark smoke and debree rained down into toyko ,death became many in town
Demon girl, still barely the life, say to boyfrien about the sorry how she for the kills, she depart the planet to jigoku behind left the scene in pieces. Angle saying words to boyfriend regards of wanton misery bloodshed not good, and to not date demons of jigoku never the again ever. Okay say the boyfriend thanking angle about corrected advice . The sky opened apart and angle returned into heaven and boyfriend made a cry, looking around to his disrepair country, swearing vow of rebuilding country damaged

3 years ago heroine-chan was in a delinquent gang with her senpai of two years and crush, user kun. After graduating, and 2 years of school without her senpai, she decides to finally go and confess her feelings! Heroine-chan locates user kuns apartment (by following him home) and readies herself to make her move.

Little does she know, user kun has become a NEET and otaku in the 2 years since he graduated! Frustrated by this, heroine-chan sets out to return her senpai to his former delinquent self. However, user kun feels he is more comfortable with his new lifestyle. Will heroine-chan be able to return him to his former glory and confess her feelings? Or will she be swept up in the otaku lifestyle with him?

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I actually really like this.
Of course everything is dependent on the execution but I feel like you've got a solid idea here.
Of course you know there will be those that say your magicians infiltrating the entertainment industry is a thinly veiled reference to gays doing the same thing in this world.

A deep SOL story about a highschool boy who just came to town, and making a harem of MILFs and leftover women in their early 30s. Basically CLANNAD, but change the harem into MILFs old adult ladies instead.

Hitler being isekai'd after death into a Jewish Mythology based fantasy world.

The entire thing is an allegory for fighting left-wing corruption.
So, it's a story about a brother and sister getting beaten for incestuous behavior, making a suicide pact, then living together in another world?
This is either edgefest or meh, and I don't know whhich is worse.

Nice. That works. Especially given the allegations of Hollywood's actual behavior towards the young and vulnerable.

But aside from that, it could be a really interesting story. It's always interesting when you have a competent protagonist going up against powers that use deception and shadows to mask themselves. Really ups the stakes for our hero.

Kyoani Redemptiom in the Isekai

MC was a train otaku who went full retard to set Kyoani HQ for supposedly stealing his epik punny pun. He dies in jail from butt hertz, and realised he got isekaied to a fantasy world where the dead Kyoani staff also went to. The isekai god of the world told him so, because I'm too lazy to elaborate.

He's tenseied as a baby and grows up having artistic talent similar to Relm in FF6, except he's an innocent cawaii shota. Eventually he's commissioned by the Queen of le Holy (whom he NTRed and had lots of sex with, to avoid muh incel accusations) to "paint the world's splendour" after a night of hot shota anal.

On his journey paint the world ,he meets all the ex-Kyoani staff he burned to death. Note: the kyoanal staff were transported into adult bodies in the isekai. All of them have grown old and ended up as madmen, cripples or imprisoned criminals ;for abusing their isekai OP powers.

Taking pity on them but not knowing what to do to save them, he instead paints a youthful mass portrait of all of them, as he remembered them before they died on Earth ,wearing modern clothes. After seeing the painting, they all realise who he really is.

"Oh you are motherfucker!"

Then they died with tears in their eyes. HAPPY END.

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>MC was a train otaku who went full retard to set Kyoani HQ ON FIRE for supposedly stealing his epik punny pun.

I might be retarded at editing myself.

A man discovers one day out of the blue that he knows Kung-Fu. And olympic diving. And french gourmet cooking. Horse riding too. However, he can't recall ever having spent any time gaining such skillsets. He does however recall he's had days that were so much of a blur that he can't remember anything about them so he goes asking his loved ones about those days. Sure enough, those were the days he picked up these skills.

He can't recall ever intending to pick up these skills or fathom why he would want to but the people around recount those blurry days where he'd suddenly spike with unbridled energy and spend days dramatically get better at one unusual endeavor or another only to return to his droning everyday self after achieving mastery over his new arts.

This is a curious story of one man's journey of self-discovery, the mysterious habits and skills he's somehow accumulated over his lifetime and the manner in which he learns to live with his predicament and how he uses his strange unwarranted knowledge to help those around him.

I call his one "You Know The Drill".