Elf thread

Vanilla or chocolate?

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alien

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Yes

Vanilla is superior.
So is this.

Based

Vanilla

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loli

Yes

I don't get the vanilla or chocolate meme.
You guys know that vanilla is literally black?

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Halfling.

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Chocolate, for sure.

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drows are cute, cute

Ah, a man of taste.

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What is your elf ear preference?

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Blue-haired space elf master race

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>What is your elf ear preference?
lickable

usa

Lewd oppai one.

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it's a reference to vanilla ice cream because the flavor of vanilla is so strong that you can flavor ice cream with it, without significantly changing the color of the cream.

That doesn't change the fact that the vanilla on the ice cream is still black though.

Have you heard of the high-elves?

BLASPHEMOUS. She's need to be...taken care of. In person.

Both.

Where?

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>nun elfs
literally built for corruption, mind break, pregnancy, and monster cock

Fat and droopy.

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On here.
If you use real vanilla, like in traditional recipes, and not some artificial flavoring, you can clearly see the vanilla on the ice.

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Vanilla. They can use filtered sunrays from a white sky to make extra vitamin D.

Also, I wish the dark elves were dark grey or had a bluish hue to them to make them look more magical and otherworldly.

Also, let's make elves great again!

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Both.

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Who the fuck puts pepper on ice cream

That's vanilla you retard.

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The French, apparently

Then it was sprinkled on the scoop afterwards because you can see a fleck on the bowl

chocolate of course

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>usa
la elfo creatura

That's blueberry.

Mixed and well rounded.

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That not how they should get the vitamin D they need.

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Thicc and hung

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Bouncy and sweaty.

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Milk Chocolate

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Vanilla on chocolate.

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Sauce?

Futanari no Elf , not really a H-manga though.

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The difference a simple palette-swap can make.

You asked where the analogy came from. I explained it. I'm not here to defend the analogy. You're a retarded faggot.[

What's retarded is the analogy.
Vanilla is not white. It's black.

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Thanks user, have a real one for your generosity

When this flaming idiot, , burns down a Dairy Queen, don't forget that you fanned the flames of his stupidity.
For God's sake, no one mention white chocolate.

Yao is worst with either version.

haven't saw that one before , thanks BASED user.

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The only good elf is a brown elf

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What about a brown elf that can turn into a blonde elf and vice versa?

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White Chocolate is still chocolate, because it is made from cocoa butter.

Neapolitan

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>watched BASTARD when i was younger
>opened a whole new dimension of tasty chocolate elves to me
damn it, it was a more innocent time

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Shouldn't strawberry and chocolate be swapped? Because of hair color?

Do you eat hair?

I mean, pubes do exist, so.

dark chocolate

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I like how both of the best girls in War on Geminar have gray hair.

I don't even like normal elves.

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POINTY
ELF
NIPPLES

Milky.

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Incompetent slut

We need more elves with this body type.

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BY AZURA BY AZURA

>be 1990's
>Everyone's username is "Pirotess"

Half-elves

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Milk chocolate, full fat

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Eh, I think he answer for these situation was,
Yes
>Vanilla is superior.
Though this is probably true, vanilla is always underrated by people.

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No, you faggot retard. You boil vanilla (the pod and the beans) to infuse milk, egg yokes, cream, etc. with the flavor.
People are supposed to filter that awful looking shit to remove the tiny seeds, burnt liquids or coagulated stuff, but some people are lazy and don't use a sieve fine enough, or simply opt to leave them so they can sell it as genuine vanilla better.
I'm too autistic so I'd rather have a solid color without specs to remind me of insect eggs, tiny charcoal particles or dirt.

weak

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an elf enthusiast of culture as well

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>or
ex fucking cuse you but if elves are real there's no reason to limit yourself to just one

asian elves with epicanthic fold!
all those in anime

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Hmm, Fujima Takuya surprised me.

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I'm not the only one here who hates the idea that elves are made for rape, right?

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Milk Chocolate elves

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Erufu

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Best flavor

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Only raping MC who refuse to have sex with them.

I choose humans you monsterous scums.

What about human elves?

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Left works better whit, and right works better brown

>half-elves
>tainting the perfection that is humanity with the one of the scummiest race in existence
Sure, we humans will accept her into society but that doesn't mean we approve of human-elves relationship.

I really miss cel-shaded anime.

Humanity is not anyone's friend, user. I, for one, eschew it.

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Big titty dark elf with vitiligo, then she could be my heifer.

>play TES 3/4/5 like a mad man
>never finished the arena quests, shivering isles, and Dark Brotherhood in oblivion
I feel like I missed out on a lot.

Just because they normally use artificial methods to make children doesn't mean Lafiel wouldn't get to experience the first step of the natural method too. A planet of mostly unknown people is a price so small it's hardly even worth mentioning.

We wuz vanilla and shiet

Lookit those dark elf knockers.

They're swollen with chocolate milk

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Both.

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