Shingeki no Kyojin

>Zekehaters are autistic
Says the deranged antinatalist who wants a saturday morning cartoon /JRPG villain 'destroy the world to save people from suffering' plot
>>Zeke is wrong because instead of going full anti-natalist and having the Titans eat the whole world
>>Getting eaten isn't that bad since the the suffering of continued existence of current and future generations will still outweigh the happiness.

You think Niccolo got to fuck Sasha before she got Gab'd?

Right here

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Probably, he's a bit autistic

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Of course not. Why do you think he seethed over learning what Gab did?

yes. geographia was first on grisha's list.

Pii!

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>Nicolo doesn't get his revenge nor pussy
>Gabi gets both revenge and boypussy
Little bit unfair, isn't it?

What do y'all do for fun that involves SNK?

Kek

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How else do you think he makes his favorite tea?

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waitaminute. Does Hanji use that haircut to cultivate an image that she's trying so hard that she doesn't care too much about her appearance?

reading the manga and shitposting about it on Yea Forums.

>DO NOT AVERT YOUR GAZE

Nah she just actually doesn't care

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Steamy, steamy fanfiction. It would be more fun if there were any good aus or, by god, a canon-compliant fic but it works

why does it say XXXXXX over Levi's head in the first panel?

Everyone fucked Sasha.

>Manlet is going to impregnate this
Bros..

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does she shout YAHOO when she orgasms?

>Q: Around what age was Levi most popular among people?
>A: He refuses to reveal the exact age, but he will insist there is a period of time when he was popular.
Is manlet a kissless virgin?

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YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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>Implying mpreg exists in snk
quite the headcanon, user

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What? where?

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Too bad 99% of fanfictions are unreadable. But then there's the really good ones

She got DP'd by Jean and Connie multiple times

Well, she's really just trying to reconnect with her dear chuuni by trying out what he thinks is cool.

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Based Erenbro, I can't wait for him to slaughter billions, perpetuate the cycle of hate and conflict, and sow the seeds of the new revolutionaries that will crawl out from their enclaves once Eldians expand past the walls

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Indeed. Got any, if you don't mind?

130 ending confirmed?

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Drawing I guess. Also reading good fanfiction

this but unironically and without the m*rley sympathizing

What ships do you like? I only really have LH ones saved rn unfortunately

Keith's titan is going to eat Floch

Eh, quite a few
I shill against LH but if it's really good I'd still wanna read it

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>Tumblr
Yikes

Yelena pegging Hitch!

>floch and co gets wiped out by wall spawned enemies
>yaegerists/eldians get wiped out by marely infantry
>enemies dissapear when 104th arrives
>only the 104th can touch pieck/magath and reiner
such fucking lazy writing. I mean floch and his company could have easily distracted pieck from zeke but goddamn isayama loves to jerk off the 104th

When is chapter 120 going to be released?

>brings hitch the slutty bitch back but not based 11/10 logic rico
fuck hacksayama

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its so crazy that people still deny shifter influence.

He never left jail and probably doesn't drink.

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>>it gets dull having me as your only conversation partner
>hitch still visits annie and speaks to her regularly
That's sweet. I hope annie can hear them.

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KABOOM

>archiveofourown.org/works/8301674
This one is pretty short but it doesn't have any ships
>archiveofourown.org/works/961320/chapters/1883802#main
This is a highschool AU RB one, it's alright but I don't remember it being anything super special
Unfortunately it looks like I need to broaden my horizons a bit because the rest are all LH

you just have to believe!

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I've never seen a popular series with such shit fan fiction, it's mind boggling. The biggest issue is the fact 80% of it is Levi/Eren or some other faggot relationship, or high school girls self-inserting with Levi.

Most series have some really good AUs or continuations from where canon currently is, SNK has fucking nothing

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August 9 if I remember correctly

>Flochcuck still seething
The yeagerists are pathetic, deal with it

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Hans a cute!

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Hitch is already perfect, no need for Rico.

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Not the same user, but if you have any LH ones pls send

>erenspergs care about and read fan fiction

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Did Armin at least have a chance to put his dick back in his pants before Hitch caught him?

Choke the chicken to YH futa

fixed

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>Marlowe didn't breed this before going on a high-risk mission
retard deserves having his genetic line ended

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BASED

R U I N E D

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>not a chance
Does this confirm that Kenny was having buttsex with Uri? Or that all powerful Ackermen have to be perma-virgins?

On ao3 there's 40,937 SnK fanfics. 13,690 contain Levi/Eren. That's goddamn 33.44%

no, it means he knows he didn't get any girl pregnant you fucking turbo faggot

We probably won't see Levi fighting ever again.

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>We need to hurry and figure out Eren's true intentions ourselves
9 months later...

is hitch shoving the newspaper in armins mouth?
>hobo eren is kruger
>armin and bert are both faggots
>ymir, and galliards sacrficed themselves for reiner
>gets btfo by armin
youre the cuck user

doubt.wav

>jeancucks
I usually do a cursory glance whenever I check out a new series for anything interesting. SNK stood out for the sheer number of fujos and 0 quality

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Despite being 10% of the fandom, LEfujos commit 33% of all fics

>looking for straight fanfics in ao3

Based and cutepilled

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>bilibili.com/video/av54774296/

more like this?

>We probably won't see Levi fighting ever again.
>Implying he won't return as the female titan

Impressive

>Gets btfo by Armin
>He doesn't know

eren will give him some new fingers with the founding titan, or Hange will make some meme prosthetic

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founding titan's powers dont work on ackermans

Everytime an anime character gets a punished scar they just get even stronger.

>wall spawned enemies
what?

>archiveofourown.org/works/18826147/chapters/44673670
Ongoing angsty one
>archiveofourown.org/works/3939691/chapters/8828941
Good 'ol smut
>archiveofourown.org/works/18083966/chapters/42744983
Post-115
>archiveofourown.org/works/7703506
Hange somehow ate Zeke and became a titan shifter
>archiveofourown.org/works/8889403/chapters/20375431
Very long roommate AU I found enjoyable and fluffy
>archiveofourown.org/works/12039111/chapters/27257265
Smut, basically

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no no we're getting punished (x10) edgelet whether we want it or not.

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>Words: 26,713
What the fuck

>what?
Seriously?

that would be the best thing possible for his character

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He will bang Hanji and get his powers back

Nigger do you really think that's a lot?

Why post this?

Why not just give the people what they want?

>26000 words isn't a lot
fuck you theres probably only 26000 words in snk alone

I always save my favorite pages when i read manga, just posting some since there's nothing to discuss.

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>race gets an OP boost via magical eugenics powers
>uses the power of giant monsters like the savages they are
>rape, pillage and warmonger for 1800 years
>145th king is so embarrassed of his history that he decides to fuck them over and leave
>Tyburs let their people get subjugated, oppressed and used in wars
>most noted artistic creation is a poop machine designed for torture
>e*dians are brainwashed to fight against each other
>zeke, someone of royal blood, wants to castrate his own race
>race now on the brink of extinction with shitren dead
e*dians are pathetic

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There are 1 million+ fics out there. You have to be 18 to use this website

Leave him be. This random manga page dumping is the best thing that could happen to these threads.

yeah i don't read any fics at all because im not underage.

Assuming you've ever been to a convention meetup or panel, what are your best and worst experiences with this series in a con environment?

Notable mentions for me:
>Flavor of the month swathes of cosplayers in the uniform moving like an army
>A kid cosplaying as the Schick razor variant of the Survey Corps
>A man in his 60s dressed as Pixis
>inviting Jean cosplayers up to the stage during my panels to take a bow for choosing the best shingeki
>Convincing hopefuls to accept that Marco was actually dead and not coming back
>That one kid who always attended my panels with his mom and was caught up on the manga despite not even being a teenager yet

And the worsts experiences for me:
>First AoT panel I attended had over 100 attendees was so bad that it motivated me to make one of my own just to have a single decent AoT panel at a con
>Cringe character panels where the panelists all dressed up and failed to be in character, as is typical
>Young girls who are already not really a visual match for the characters they cosplay also being disgustingly forward about their kinks and ships, particularly Levi x Eren
>

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>enemies dissapear when 104th arrives

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Anything less than 10k ain't worth the time

It spurs discussion

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Woah holy shit that'd be unreal. Hanji would make up for the failure to save Erwin by saving Levi.

Got laid with a qt/10 genderbent Erwin, got drunk with her day 2, discussed spoilers loudly in the bar with her day 3. Haven't ever seen her again. 10/10 would do again.

i miss kenny

The Flochfanboy kind of forgot about this page.

Did you ADVANCE inside of her?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>genderbent

Charged and retreated.

More common than a clean body at a convention desu

Kill all e*doids.
youtu.be/Px2bte6CbL8?t=49

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What the fuck is her problem?

>Charged and retreated.
Based. Hope you didn't walk away with any diseases after that Eldian encounter.

Never gone anywhere near that sort of thing at a con. Can't trust people who are so loose in cosplay.

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Her husbando is celibate

when the dropbox for this dropped, i couldn't explain the exciting/unnerving feel it gave me.

I got into the fandom late so I missed the craziness. But this past con I saw a kid cosplaying Eren with shifter marks on his face, it was so cute. I would've asked for a picture but he was playing with his siblings and I didn't want to be a bother

I'd like to think I make a Hange cosplayers' day by not calling them Sasha

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Fucking retard. Why would you ship Levi with him. The main character currently wants to destroy his entire world to protect a bunch of his friends and because he is a massive waifufag and doesn't want to sacrifice his waifu. She is royal and could be titanized, he could also activate the rumbling which is the equivalent of a massive attomic bomb to destroy the world like he wants. But instead he decides to use his brother which is the only other person that can activate it, going rogue from the survey corps, causing a civil war and taking tons of innocent lives. He objectively is scum. You are fucking retarded.

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Rubber up or walk away.
>Can't trust people who are so loose in cosplay.
There are some cosplayers you see and you can just tell you don't want to go near them.

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Not to mention locking his friends in a building full of serumified Eldians. They would have died from titans transforming and causing rubble to collapse on them from Zeke's scream if Onyankapon hadn't freed them. Erenfags are scum

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What do you think you're doing trying to reason with a fujo? They don't actually read the manga you know, just admire manlet panels and make edits of them.

Eren didn't know there was going to be a massive counterattack. He assumed he'd walk outside, touch zeke, test the rumbling, then be done

instead Reina launched an all or nothing desperation assault and Zeke was desperate enough to scream

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If oniontoken is responsible for Yelena's death, there's gonna be a cross burning

JSC a cute. ;-;

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>why is your skin so dark

kek

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Waterboarding is next?

The duality of hans.

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RIP Colt. He was a good Onii-chan

Will we ever learn how does Zeke wipe his ass?

Does zeke even need glasses or does he just wear them to honor his papa 2.0

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No Regrets, probably.

Back to front with a swirl have way through

Hitch is like Yii height here

>whose memories are these?

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still cute

He does not need nor deserve those glasses

what was he thinking when he looked up?

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>not wanting to be with his imouto
What a shit ape

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REMINDER THAT THIS HAPPENED.

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I like how the rest of the world is rightfully terrified of these mad cunts

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>Wow. A flying Titan.

Ackermans are monsters.

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.....there's no need for that kind of talk, grisha

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>His back was all muscular...
You can feel how awkward that is.

I've seen worse. The last Q&A proved that the nip SNK fanbase is far worse than every single autist we have here.

haven't sex

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theories mostly

hats off to isayama to putting up with this shit every time

??

Fuck off Col.Sanders

You have to be 18 to post on this site.

/snk/ writes the best fanfiction though

You didn't read about that fujo asking whether erwin and lebi touching hands when exchanging the serum meant anything?

That must have come up again recently or something, because there's been a pile of Q&A's since then

>It would have been better... never to have been
Deep.

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>Still posting a literal KFC model
You're really shit at his user

Last one was like around March 2018

Speedreader OUT.

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That's Zeke though, not a KFC model.

Nyet
youtu.be/nG7-inucFDo

you see, the kfc model and zeke look similar. that is why he posts them!! it may have been hard to figure that out, but i am here to help you.

It means he didn’t fuck any tavern whores. Pretty obvious why he might have some disdain for that sort of thing

Just post Zeke pictures then if you know he's a kfc model.

>the secret ingredient in the 11 herbs and spices is the colonel's spinal fluid

im not him, retard. im explaining to you the reasons he posts the kfc model. he looks like zeke. thats it. stop being stupid.

>I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody.

>Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight - brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

11/10 smart

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>Violent pegging with Yelena!
I think I'd rather be eaten by a titan.

t. triggered vegoid

Then you're as retarded as that user is. It's LITERALLY a KFC model. Not Zeke. Posting someone that looks like a character is retarded when more artwork exists of the character.

Marcel should've just stayed alive. Ymir was unnecessary.

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Says the retarded fatty

>It's LITERALLY a KFC model
that LOOKS like zeke.
>Posting someone that looks like a character is retarded when more artwork exists of the character.
cool. i dont care. you seem to be triggered though so i hope he continues posting the KFC model.

Go back to your crystal Annie.

>that LOOKS like zeke.
But isn't Zeke.

>cool. i dont care.
Yet here you are, caring a whole lot.

>you seem to be triggered though
Confused, not triggered. Then again, I can't get into the headspace of a retard. You're pretty good at it though.

Post your favorite official art.

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I hate you, Reiner.

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>But isn't Zeke.
why does that matter
>Yet here you are, caring a whole lot.
i care about explaining to you WHY he posted it, which you seem to fail to understand at understanding
>Confused, not triggered. Then again, I can't get into the headspace of a retard. You're pretty good at it though.
ok then stay confused even after getting an explanation, retard.

he did though

RIP

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RUMBLE KINO

GRIM REMINDER 3.0

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNKBROS

MONKEYCHADS WW@?

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>why does that matter
Because it isn't the character.

>i care about explaining to you WHY he posted it, which you seem to fail to understand at understanding
So you do care. Got it. You said you didn't, so you can understand my confusion. But, of course, retards are confusing.

>ok then stay confused even after getting an explanation, retard.
But user, why would you post pictures of a kfc model when you could post pictures of the actual character? Seems a bit retarded to me to only use things that look like the character, when the real character has pictures.

how is annie going to react when she finds out her dad died saving reiner's mom?

>slaughter the marlyans
Fucking BASED

Wrong faction, hair, glasses and jaw.

>Because it isn't the character.
the point is that they look similar. hes not posting the character on purpose
>So you do care. Got it. You said you didn't, so you can understand my confusion. But, of course, retards are confusing.
caring about one thing doesn't mean i care about your opinion on other's posting habits, the thing i said i didn't care about.
>But user, why would you post pictures of a kfc model
not me, i already told you it wasn't.
>when you could post pictures of the actual character
i've already explained that the point is that they look similar. that is the joke that you fail to understand, and continue to hate.
>Seems a bit retarded to me to only use things that look like the character, when the real character has pictures.
it seems retarded to you because its a joke that you didn't get.

t. failed zeke cosplayer seething over a kfc model being used for zekeposting instead of himself

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That's an interview, not a fan Q&A

Then how would Reiner LARP as a Chad?

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>hes not posting the character on purpose
Which is retarded. Because artwork of the character exists.

>caring about one thing doesn't mean i care about your opinion
And yet here you are, getting all pissy over my opinion.

>not me, i already told you it wasn't.
There's the retardation on show again. It was obviously a question which you failed to actually answer. I'll rephrase it for your little brain. Would you post pictures of a kfc model when you could post pictures of the actual character?

> the point is that they look similar
Strange, user never mentioned that. So how is it a joke?

>it seems retarded to you because its a joke that you didn't get.
So where's this joke?

>Implying I'm a selfhating cuck
No, but nice attempted deflection.

>two Erens

>not a fan Q&A
You didn't say fan Q&A, you said Q&A. If I ask you questions, and you answer, that's a Q&A.

I always interpreted it as "there's not a chance I could be that certain"

Plowing a feminine, male Hange cosplayer's boipussy while in my titan Eren cosplay is a highlight of my life. The whole experience was nothing but yelling and titan puns. It was fucking crazy and it was great.

Eren is a faggot and the fact that he'll probably will get away with it makes me angry

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I actually think Eren is dead and Zeke will consume his spinal fluid. I think Eren living is a much bigger asspull than Zeke still finding a way to use the founder or him/Eren just having a will stronger than the King's.

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>perpetuate the cycle of hate and conflict
How can he perpetuate a cycle if everyone else is dead you dumbass npc?

>Which is retarded. Because artwork of the character exists.
why would he post real art when he has the KFC model?
>And yet here you are, getting all pissy over my opinion.
im simply arguing with someone who failed to understand something, if you kept posting about how much you think other people posting characters that look like the chracters is retarded, i would tell you that i wouldn't care. but you are continuing to have a nice argument with me instead, which i do care to finish.
> It was obviously a question which you failed to actually answer
it was not. you thought it was me who posted him.
>Would you post pictures of a kfc model when you could post pictures of the actual character?
it depends. am i making a joke about how this KFC model looks similar to zeke. then yes, i would. if i wasn't making a joke, then no, i would use official artwork of the characters.
>Strange, user never mentioned that. So how is it a joke?
i was simply giving you an explanation, not a concrete one. but to me, i think its clearly a joke because the characters look similar and he is mocking zeke's phrases.
>So where's this joke?
refer to above

are you going to keep denying its a joke just to continue arguing with me because you still think its retarded that he is making a joke? well then i don't know if i can finish this argument since you would seem stuck up on certain information that you dislike.

>sow the seeds of the new revolutionaries that will crawl out from their enclaves once Eldians expand past the walls
Nigger do you realize the shit you're posting?

Oh my

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That would be interesting but then why is Armin shouting his name in the last chapter? Also I don't think zeke can transform and munch his dear otouto while in his current state, both physically and mentally.

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>brainlet thinks that 350,000 wall titans can hunt down every person through every nook and cranny

i wasn't here when it dropped, but if you watch in 2x it makes a lot more sense

>why would he post real art when he has the KFC model?
Because it's a KFC model.

>im simply arguing with someone who failed to understand something, if you kept posting about how much you think other people posting characters that look like the chracters is retarded, i would tell you that i wouldn't care. but you are continuing to have a nice argument with me instead, which i do care to finish.
Yes, you clearly don't care at all.

>it was not.
No, it was. Here, I'll prove it.
"But user, why would you post pictures of a kfc model when you could post pictures of the actual character?"
Now, unless you need every question to be directly specified as being directed at you in reference to someone else, which is understandable given your obvious retardation, you need to get help.

>it depends. am i making a joke about how this KFC model looks similar to zeke. then yes, i would. if i wasn't making a joke, then no, i would use official artwork of the characters.
Okay, not give me an example of such a joke. I'm yet to see one.

>i was simply giving you an explanation, not a concrete one. but to me, i think its clearly a joke because the characters look similar and he is mocking zeke's phrases.
And you find that funny?

>are you going to keep denying its a joke just to continue arguing with me because you still think its retarded that he is making a joke?
Not at all, I will continue to point out how retarded it is to post a KFC model and call it a joke.

>but if you watch in 2x it makes a lot more sense
Uhhh?

keep up the autism, at least it's more entertaining than shippingfaggotry

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The sexual tension between you 2 is becoming unbearable. Get a room.

>"H-Hange, I swear I can satisfy you better than Erwin or Moblit. P-P-Please, I can grow taller than this, believe me. My dick is bigger than you think! HANGE!!"

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Don't tease the retards, it isn't nice.

Post more sexy Zeke Sanders

>zeke's pure rage at his little brother dying combined with Eren and the attack titans lust for freedom is enough to overcome Karl the Cuck's vow and Zeke rumbles the planet
based and kinopilled

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>"But user, why would you"
thats all i needed to read. you means me, because you were talking to me.
>And you find that funny?
whoa who said anything about it being funny? are you going to assume everything that isn't funny is to be taken seriously?
>Not at all, I will continue to point out how retarded it is to post a KFC model
so you purposefully are avoiding it being a joke because you are retarded. ok

>unironic speedlistener

watch or hear, whatever. the sound is more coherent that way

I would never sleep with a downy, that's taking advantage of the mentally impaired.

>you means me, because you were talking to me.
So you DID understand that it was a question. Super. You can answer it now, thank you.

>whoa who said anything about it being funny?
Well you did say it was a joke, surely you used some measure of humor to tell it was a joke.

>so you purposefully are avoiding it being a joke because you are retarded. ok
No, user. I think you're retardation is flaring up again. So before you read on, take your meds.
Done? Goody goody.
Now, how is posting a picture of a kfc model a joke?

The fuck are you talking about? Playing it a two time speed just takes what is already an audible mess and speeds it up. It objectively makes it less coherent. What the hell user

Would he be a voluntary human extortionist in real life/in the highschool AU?

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>So you DID understand that it was a question
nope
>Well you did say it was a joke
yep
>surely you used some measure of humor to tell it was a joke.
nope
>No, user
yep
>Now, how is posting a picture of a kfc model a joke?
the joke is the KFC model looks similar to zeke.

Easier every time.

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*extinctionist

so why eren thinks he has 13 years of life after he turned into a shifter if ymir literally spent 60 years in titan form?

you have 13 years as a shifter, not a pure titan

Don’t feed

She wasn't a shifter during those 60 years.

this is not real

He would have killed himself by the age of 12.

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Because he's a 3/10

So this manga will be over in 2020 right? Which Studio would do a good job for the whole timeskip?

Not like she has much of a choice now.

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but that would be 18 years??

>I'll successfully retake the Founder, steal the Founding titan from marley, sell the cheetos burger, and save the world
how the fuck does he do it, bros?

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>taking the opportunity to shit on eren when it doesn't even make sense
erenhaters are mentally ill

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he'd be the star player on the town's minor league team

>all this without revealing his secret recipe
What a God

>his otouto comes by to cheer for him every game
c-cute

>Work in radio
>Read sponsor ads between broadcasts
>Read the cheetos KFC ad today
Thank you for making it a better experience.

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woah dude! don’t you know this isn’t a joke.... you need to post official art because that’s not zeke....

it does user, believe me!! at least to me

I can't tell if this is some reverse psychology shilling scheme by a KFC intern or that one user is just unironically autistic

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everyone in /snk/ is autistic

>Zekuckfag actually getting upset over a meme

it worked out pretty well for Monster with the 30 year old boomer meme

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my post is mocking the autist who claimed it isn’t now a joke

Until he brings his girlfriend too

>He doesn't know

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SO. EASY.

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have the rest of the image friend

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>don't have sex but grab yourself a bucket of the Colonels' farm raised and hand-breaded Secret Recipe chicken

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>RTS is him deliberately hitting & walking Erwin during a neighborhood pick-up game
>Serumbowl is over who gets the last icy-hot patch

YOU
JUST
KNOW

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>to defeat the monsters... I must harness the power of Monster™
Cringe

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>i was just pretending
ok

Holy fuck can you imagine if the series actually took that kind of a turn and the ocean was fucking FILLED with monsters just as horrifying?!

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Please stop suggesting things that I want to happen. I'm being built to fall at this point.

Get out of my boat.

>His brother and his brother's girlfriend got into the kiss cam

Kill all m*rloids

I bought one because of the meme and some other dmcbros too

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There is no scenario in which that would be the case short of stragglers that somehow remained in the ocean and didn't get wiped out. I doubt that is a thing so don't worry about that.

Still, imagining a titan shoved off the side of a boat or something during the old wars and then still wandering the sea forever is something. I don't know what kind of effect being submerged, especially prolonged, has on Titans and I honestly want to know. I'm sure Hanji would too.

Kino.
Let's get a dream team of non-baseball anime characters that play baseball like Zeke, Yamcha, Mugen and so on and see what we come up with.

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I still keep in contact with him all these years later. Sometimes sends pics of his sweet twink ass when drunk.

Only Hanji can get away with being male or female thanks to the jokes about his/her gender. Well played.

Unfortunately you broke out of character the minute you had a penis.

So Shartren the genocidal rageturd is dead?

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WHT can conjure phallical shape

Thankfully yes.

There's a time and a place for everything. When you've got a horny twink in nothing but a scouting legion jacket facedown in the sheets of a hotel bed as he presents himself to you, you realize that it is no longer the time for accuracy.

Zeka has a cameltoe

How about Ultraman Dyna for the dream team?

they would probably regenerate fast enough that skin breakdown wouldn't be an issue like with humans, but then again it seems like shifters eventually have a limit to their quick regeneration so maybe the same is true of pure titans and it would eventually start to slough off and develop sores. plus if it fell deep enough it would probably go dormant for lack of sunlight and get covered in algae and coral and shit.

a waterlogged decaying titan covered in ocean plants would be pretty fucking freaky now that i think about it, moving or not

What part of 'secret technique' you dont get?

degenerates like you belong on a cross

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>Zeke will never let you in on the secret to having a perfectly clean ass
why live

I'd rather be a degenerate and get laid than be you and not.

>different way of life = you should be tortured and killed

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Correct. You are deviant and a risk to those around you, especially children.

I'll let you in on the secret. I have traveled across the world to find this information, and believe me wholly when I tell you the truth. The secret to a clean ass, even in the sweltering humid heat of summer... is a bidet.

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Step 1: Vaporize your entire lower body eith a high grade explosive
Step 2: Get an ancient demon girl to build you a new, pristine ass using space/time flesh magic in exchange or castrating your entire race

I'm gonna miss bullying shitren.

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you're a fucking animal chasing dopamine, have some self-respect
society cannot exist without purging those that attempt to destroy it from within. We must secure a future for Eldian children at all costs

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enjoy it while it lasts

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Out of all of the people on the board, you're going to call this guy a risk to children?

Don't worry after he revives we'll get a gag of he losing his every now and then

Yes. Posting shitty memes on an image board is a risk to nobody. Being an actual faggot is.

>3/10 wits

He's going to fuck up something at the end.

You need to read more paleoconservative books. Freedom and rights without responsibility are satanic excuses for hedonism, which is being a slave to primitive desires. That creates a degenerating effect on society. If you don't have a family and kids because muh freedom, you're not free.

Daily reminder that lolbertarian fags who take freedom to mean hedonistic disconnectedness deserve to be shot. Rights without responsibilities and freedom without family amount to nothing but oxymoronic bullshit faggotry.

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do you think we'll get any more OVA's? Maybe a high school AU one since they're based off the fake previews mostly

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Poor Manlet. At least the competition is dead now (except Floch).

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The only other person with 3/10 wits is Connie, and no one has any lower. They're the two dumbest people of the main cast

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I want /pol/ to leave.

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If Eren stays dead and Paradis really loses, Yelena's getting violently pegged by Marley until they get bored

of course

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Floche had Hange all to himself for awhile, poor Manlet

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Cooking competition 2.0

It wouldn’t be the first time Levi had to kill his competition

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Featuring Nicolo

Just tell /pol/tards that the eldians are supposed to be the white race and shitren is trying to enact white genocide

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>nooooo you're discussing ideas related to the manga and it's making me uncomfortable!!! go back to shipping faggotry!!

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Manlet probably fucked so much during his underground days that he's gotten bored of sex and women in general. Until he met Hange that is.

>AA in the background
Based

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Bert exploding and killing Moblit was all part of his plan

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>"her"

Floch should really watch his back.

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>Flochcucks

Has there ever been a worse character in SnK than Floche? I can't believe people are seriously shipping him with anyone, what a bunch of faggots.

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Daily reminder that e*doids are abominations that need to be extinguished for the greater good of humanity. If you support Paradis you're nothing more than a tribalistic double digiter being swayed by your emotional attachment from starting the series from their perspective.

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Yes, her

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So have the coping shipperfags stopped spamming "E-EREN IS DEAD! :O" yet? Or are they still in denial of the final chapter scene where Eren is still alive?

>her

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everyone is so mean to floch

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>her

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FUCK OFF REDDITARD

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>Has there ever been a worse character in SnK than Floche?
Armin.

Why do you dislike him? He's so lovable

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Don't get upset, ErwLmod.

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Dude, I fucked a guy once half a decade ago and he sends me pics when he's drunk. That's basically it.

Translators fucked up. Hanji's gender is androgynous, so they are gender nonconforming or agender.

damn imagine getting roughed up by those grabbers, manlet is so lucky

But you literally have a reddit account, shipperfag.

At least Armin had one good moment in Shiganshina. If he had died in that arc he would've been a pretty cool character.

>High school AU complete with culture festival

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>speedreader
Back to tumblr/reddit

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What do you think, overall is the most kino episode of the anime from start to finish?

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Last episode. Even the credits were kino.

Why did his titan marks appear just because he got angry? Or was he trying to intimidate her with them?

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>Connie's even useless on a highschool band

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Why not Annie and Bert? In the AU she's like a punk rocker chick.

I guess Bert would be a shit hypeman.

I think the WH titan can use it's powers while the user is in human form.

that episode, the armong sacrifice one, and the last one

its a shame that the direction in S3 part 2 was very good, just that the animation wasnt as top notch and some weird changes here and there

Reiner teamed up with Connie and Sasha in the cooking contest OVA while Jean had Annie and Armin. I guess this AU would follow a similar format.

they also appear right before Eren touches Dina and activates the coordinate. It's one of the main reasons why I think touching Dina was a placebo and the armored serum Eren drank was a placebo too.

The real way to activate his power is something like emotions

Annie would be with Jean and Armin

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>culture festival
it's an american hs au. could do a talent show or a battle of the bands gimmick though

How was touching Dina a placebo if he didn't know she had royal blood though

nice bait retard

>dude just like get really emotional and go super eldian to use the coordinate
jesus i hope not

would you drink her bath water?
i would

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The image works better as a battle of the bands anyway. They could probably pit Sasha against Jean like cooking competition too. Sasha already has the same teammates.

No, that's disgusting.
Now Mikasa's bath water on the other hand...

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yeah placebo is not really the right word for that but you know what I mean. Touching her didn't really do anything.

it's either that or power of friendship. If this was true, I think the reason why the FT holders wanted to stay blood related is because of better memory transferring.

Eren has already said that memories make you who you are and since FT has memories of the world across centuries then that "friendship" would be strong and you would want to protect it over other things

EA gang

so something like the connection between royal blood and the coordinate holder is metaphysical in and not strictly reliant on physical contact? the same way that zeke's scream is a physical manifestation of a command that's actually being sent through paths and shit. i could see that in a vacuum, but with the way touching zeke is kinda the crux of this big action setpiece it seems like it's just isayama playing the rules a little fast & loose for dramatic effect

Sasha will unleash her true hillbilly power and play that high lonesome sound!

>my tribe of monsters is in danger, I'm going to exterminate you all now
>the world absolutely needs Eldians to keep shitting up the world with more spawn
>don't bring ethics into this, it's for SURVIVAL *bangs club against stone table*
>Eren going for mass genocide is not proving the stigma of them being monsters correct

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Mating press with Annie.

More like SaSHART

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>Eren going for mass genocide is not proving the stigma of them being monsters correct

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>slaughter the Marlayans
based

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are you looking for an a-logger because that's me. What a small site, I think

>reincarnates and takes JOBren's place
Leave el goblina la creatura to me

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Fuck off, faggot. I'd kill 10 billion before letting you harm a hair of my child's head. I owe you nothing. In fact, I'm doing the world a favor.

I don't care what anyone thinks, he was right and did literally nothing wrong.

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DAS RITE

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I LOVE MY HUSBANDO REINER

see
for why zeke is wrong

If I'm right, why did you post some cuck picture?

DING DONG THE GENOCIDAL RAGETURD IS DEAD

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t.seething boomer

>moebabby with brainrot can't make formulate an argument

Lmao you wouldn't kill shit

I'm supposed to just sit here and deal with the fact that I'll never be as based as Gabi? That's fucked up.

>I'll never be a mary sue

>next chapter
>Eren instantly regrows his head
>he touches Zeke
>nothing happens
>Gabi gets a sick 360 no scope collateral double kill on Zeke and Eren
screencap this

There isn't a middle ground where eldians and non eldians co-exist without one stomping the other into submission. Eldians can't exist as a minority in a post-titan world without genocide the other way. Just solve it all with the rumbling

>user doesn't want to be a winner
That's fucked up too.

*Worst characters in the series*
Zekuck
Floch
Mankasa
Annie

Solve all problems and suffering by killing everything.

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Or just sterilize all the (((Eldians))) Why is that such a miserable fate for a horrible race of people

solve all problems by making everyone eldian via worldwide interracial breeding grounds

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>I shill against LH
Why

But humans are the real monstars

Here we go...
>Sasha, humiliated by the defeat over the meal, confronts Jean who is smug as fuck still
>Zacklay happens to be passing by, whistling
>Offers them a shot at a rematch through the form of a talent show
>He wants to discover the next great artist to perform at the grand revealing of his torture chair exhibition
>The episode plays out pretty much the same as before, showing how each side does it
>Armin helps Jean come up with some really incredible lyrics, but since none of them have musical talent, it ends up just being slam poetry
>Meanwhile, it turns out Sasha knows how to play banjo thanks to her pa
>Connie has a washboard and moonshine jug
>Reiner refuses to play, thinking this routine is unbecoming for a soldier
>Jean's team goes first
>They deliver a beautiful and moving slam poetry session with Jean preaching to the crowd about survival, and Armin about the beauty of the world
>Annie just snaps her fingers rhythmically the whole time\
>The crowd is pretty impressed, and Reiner accepts defeat. He stands to the side to control the curtains for his team.
>Sasha and Connie go for it without a care in the world
>Having practiced for a week, the duo performs their own Banjo & Washboard rendition of Country Roads
>While the crowd sways back and forth, Reiner finds himself overwhelmed with emotion as he listens to the lyrics
>Lost in emotion, he lets go of the curtain rope, dropping it in front of Connie and Sasha just before the final verse
>Reiner then smashes through the center of the curtains, solo, with a microphone
>vocaroo.com/i/s0MNdhJ6KTnn
>The crowd goes absolutely wild
>Sasha and Connie come out again, they bow
>Moved by Reiner's passion, the judges pick them as the winners
>"I'm definitely... going home."

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>Flochfags
I-I can't believe they exist. And here I thought EHcucks were the lowest common denominator of the SnK fanbase, what a terrifying discovery...

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>Implying EHfags are worse than AAfags and BAspics

Shut the fuck up, Eren.

>EHcucks were the lowest common
Why are you still seething so much with this?

*Best characters in series
Zeke
Annie
Floch
Mankasa is still shit

Apparently it's a crime or something or too PROBLEMATIC

>Right about Erwin being a better option than Armin
>Right about Eren always thinking that he is in the right
>Right about being ruthless in war, if Sasha had this mentality she would not have spared Gabi and given her the chance to kill her
>Right about Mikasa giving up easily
>Right about JSC being literal NPCs
>Right about simply killing FG which would have saved Eren in the long run
>Right about just letting Eren and Zeke touch before Marley could retaliate

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>rough breeding sex with Zeke!!! After he sees his brothers memories from his severed head and decides he wants kids!!!

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Dubs of truth.
As much as I can't stand Floch, I have to acknowledge you're right about this.

I just want them to be okay

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>still hiding behind Reiner
>shitting on Flochfags of all people now
This is just tiresome.

In another life, perhaps.

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The fujo has been hiding behind Reiner for a while and now behind Gabi

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If Zeke does have a change of heart, I feel like he’s the kind of guy who goes from having no kids to having 12 kids, he can’t do anything in moderation. It’s all or nothing with Zeke, probably cause he’s autistic.

Sasha was fucking unconscious. The hell was she supposed to do?

>Tranji
KEK

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I was boring and I checked the other thread and she was insulting my LHbros. Like ship MH and ErwL if you want but I don't get why get so depressed with my LHbros. I guess it was that hanpetos and not that nice MHfag
Well enough metafagging, I'm curious about the next fake preview

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Zeke as a family man would be hilarious, what kind of dad would Zeke be??

The kind that got a vasectomy before having sex.

After being inspired by his own dear little brother, he would be a great (although slightly mentally unhinged) dad who played baseball with his kiddies...

Based.
Adoptive

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And the vasectomy didn’t work...?

The problem with shipperfags is that they are autistic but even more when one part of the ship is dead and apparently the alive character has to be the eternal black widow when pretty sure Isayama is against that
In case of EH (if it happened) is even more hilarious because Eren will never be interested in Mikasa in that sense (she is more a family to him like anything) and in YH case not only Ymir is dead but I still don't see Historia ever liked Ymir that way

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>People like this guy

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Forgot to add same as ErwL, never ever saw something romantic between them, if anything the potential was the midget with Petra

Zeke would never be a ‘great’ dad, stop being deluded, he would be a weird and probably creepy dad if anything. He’d only be happy with his kids if they were of use to him.

>taking pity on Cuck Shartis makes him unlikable

he'd try too hard to not make the mistakes grisha did and end up smothering

One of the kids in the anime has Zeke's hair but with ponytails kek

He wouldn’t use his kids, he doesn’t want to be like his own father, Grishit.

Nah you can see he even felt bad when he ordered Falco to attack. It would be funny if Zeke is not killed, just saved from his mentality

I doubt Zeke will die, it’s Eren who’s going to die, it almost too obvious for Zeke to die at this point.

the eldian race would have eventually been genocided if Grisha hadn't had Zeke and Eren, cuck. thanks to grisha eldia now has the means to fight back against their oppression

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Okay, doesn’t change the fact that Grisha is a shit dad lol

Who of the remaining 104th will make it to the end?

>Zeshitters and LHtrannies spamming their shit again

and then you wonder why everyone hates you accept the majority hate Zecuck and the hongoloid, accept you only talk about them to trigger others
And? Better yet than the delusional EH disney faggotry only for shitren selfinserters who want to fuck the cute bimbo or the hongoloids skipping chapter 108

>An asshole like you is like that statue of a little boy that's pissing into a fountain
unironically what did he mean by this

armin & mikasa, maybe jean

(My interpretation) expensive and useless?

>key factor in Eldia having the means to attain freedom
>learned from his mistake with Zeke, didn't force his views on Eren
>"he's a poopoo head because he was rough with zeke lol"

grow up and have children, maybe then you'll attain more maturity.

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Zeke is only really ‘hated’ by manletfujos, sure they are some others that hate him but for the most part he’s actually pretty popular considering the terrible things he’s done and the terrible things he stands for.

Mikasa is for Jean

Based EH is for disney faggots who need to compensate for their lack of social prowess

Thank you for reading my autistic rambling ;-;
In case you needed that pic you posted translated, it says:
R: Bertholt...
R: What will you do?
B: Of course...
B: I'm going, too.

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No, he;s universally hated for his antinatalism

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No he is not, stop this, people only pretends to like him to hurt others, like now they are saying Zeke will live? What do you obtain from that?
>Jean
Who?

>HE DIDN’T FORCE ANYTHING ON TO EREN!!!
>see pic related, grisha apologist.

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Speedreader

But Isayama is a fan of disney. And in case of EH I understand it would be more about family.

Oh it’s the Erwlfujo who thinks people liking other ships and characters physically hurts her...here’s some ZL for your troubles!!!

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Manletfujos hate Hange because her and Manlet only have each other now that all the other veterans are dead and the Jeagerists are after their asses. ELfujos even moreso since they're still sore over the detective Hange meme.

>tumblr
lmao get cancer

>437 posts
>74 IPs
gabshitters killed the hype

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Point is Floch is too much of a coward and a cuck to beat him up himself so he forces the recruits to do it for him. He's so much of a failure he even misses that shot to his at the beginning and has to admit that he was trying to injure his leg like a virgin loser.

t.mentally ill Erwlfujo

If anything his kids would be the last people he'd use. He couldn't even bring himself to let Falco and Colt get away because he wanted to protect his otouto he barely knew.

People claiming that Grisha wasn't about to repeat his mistakes forget that Grisha was about to show Eren the basement if the titans hadn't attacked. Eren had shown that he was interested in the outside world and freedom and all that so Grisha probably felt like it was the right time to groom him into a freedom fighter for the cause. Then everything went to shit and he had to find an alternate option, his options no longer on the table.

The question I wonder is why the king didn't take care of the titans that had broken through the wall. Surely this was worth intervening and changing memories over. Must be the master plan that required everything, even letting Grisha win, to happen in order to fulfill destiny.

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>Erwin is straight
>Manlet killed Erwin
>Erwin loved Marie
how many times do we have to say this?

Kys benji

Fujos, everyone.

>The question I wonder is why the king didn't take care of the titans that had broken through the wall
slow your reading wayyyy down

I want to RAPE Gabi very passionately.

And /snk/ is as far from disney as you can get
Seething Pajeet

EH and LH are CUTE AS FUCK and I cant wait for them to be confirmed next chapter

How is EH disney

Put money on it?

I'm aware of the peace agreement and all that shit but Marley broke it with the shifters. What am I missing? For what purpose was it not handled? Frieda not being high level yet? Why?

It’s certainly not Disney seeing as Eren is going to die and leave Historia to raise their child by herself.

>that user stalking the pajeet because that RHE pic caused him a trauma

Attention whores

Honestly? Maybe you're right. I really want him to outlive both Erwin and the Captain. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate them. On the contrary, I actually quite enjoy all 3 characters, but I would like if Zeke outlived the other 2. Why? For tragic irony, I suppose.
After that he get a thunder spear to the face from Connie, get eaten by a Marleyan warrior or a Paradisian soldier or maybe just get shot and die. Doesn't matter.

Yeah, if anything is more tragic and Eren and Historia have blood in their hands. Eren becoming father was a natural progression but not many accept Historia as the mother

>stalking
Don't project your Eremika obsession on to me Pajeet. I only saw the twitter pics in /snk/ threads. No need to check on twitter.

Oh is that EMcuck sperging. Nevermind then

>peace agreement
>Marley broke it
did you actually read the series or just skim a wiki or something?

The best outcome would be both Zeke and manlet surviving

Its funny that you hate "Zecuck" when you falseflagged as Android Zekefag for multiple weeks. I bet you hate Reiner too, since you are falseflagging as a reinerfag now

Looks to me you're the one sperging Pajeet, my posts are actually coherent and follow a sense of logic while yours are all delusional

HANS IS MANLET'S OCEAN AND THAT'S THE ENDGAME BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

AWWW HELL YEAH

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That’s what is probably going to happen. There will be no ‘last man standing’ like so many fujos want, they’ll both walk away from this. Although Levi isn’t walking anymore.

Manlet and Zeke will live and take care of Eren's baby

I hope the scar is all Levi takes away from that explosion.

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Ah, maybe. Maybe not.

Look fucker the exact terminology is different. Yes I know it was the king's VOW of peace. Yes I know the Marleyans want to reclaim the FT because the world has been catching up with their technology to make Titan's obsolete.

But you replying the way you are has done nothing to answer my question and at this point I can't even assume you actually know it because you're just antagonizing me for asking a question.

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Not him, but I'll stream myself cutting my left arm if EH is not directly or indirectlty confirmed by the end of the manga.
My left arm is very important to me, by the way. Because I'm a left hand fapper.
But I'm not doing this because I'm a shipper. I am just convinced that I am 95% right about Eren and Historia being into each other.
How about you, user? Are you really to pay the price to stand up to your beliefs.

well there's the fingers too at least

So you only want manlet to die if he can't kill Zeke, kek

Why do so many manletfujos want him to die cause he can’t kill Zeke? Don’t you want him to overcome his autism?

To be fair him being unable to kill Zeke is Ymir haxx at this point

>Because his promise to Erwin(a straight man) is so poetic!!! He promised !!!! If he dies he can join Erwin!!

here is the spoonfeed then: chapter 99, pages 44 through 46

What alternate action couldve stopped this inevitable apocalpyse? I think Eren nutting up and ate Historia right away wouldve gotten us the Good End.

Ehh. I guess. But not for the reason you might think. I couldn't less of a damn about ErwL or anything. His final development *should* revolve around letting go of that promise to kill Zeke. I just... want Hange to be the only veteran left standing. That's it..

I feel bad for him having those fans, I wonder if Isayama wants the same arc as Mikasa for him, I doubt he wants to die and killing Zeke would mean dooming Paradis and a mother (Historia). He even finds EM disgusting

I've been fully prepared for Levi to die 4 times that his death might not shock me as much.

hange will be the only vet left standing
because manlet will be in a wheelchair

This needed the Jeanbo avatar

How Zeke is not going to die? To me it's pretty obvious he will.

>Although Levi isn’t walking anymore.
Where did this meme come from?

Thank you very much. Haven't read it since it was released so my memory is hazy after all this time.

What's an appropriate death for Gabi?

Die by aids or killed by others? Sure. I don't think manlet killing like a brainlet dog is a good story for him

Killed by Marleyans

Her dying peacefully in 13 years alongside Falco with their family by their sides

Wait people still believe the rumbling won't happen?

>coping this much

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From Levi getting blown up...did you read 114?

well now i feel bad for being confrontational about it. but yeah, the thing that made grisha fly into a rage and kill her was probably frieda reciting that vow or something to the same effect

Manlet taking care of the orphans would be a good ending for him. The promise was retarded to begin with

Because...?

coping...? Erwin was straight user and manlet killed him...sorry...

The vow of pacifism was not a peace agreement, it was the King saying "I won't do anything against you anymore, even if you attack us, I won't even use my powers to stop you, even if you try to exterminate us. In fact that would be a good thing." and passing that ideology down to his succesors.

Because they need Zeke for example?

Because that dooms the future of Paradis and they would have to force a young girl and her baby to suffer.
I think manlet will change in the farm when he sees Historia doesn't really want to die

Here's something I wondered about.
Wouldn't there be a risk of Zeke recieving the King's memories when he touches Eren to activate the coordinate? I suppose he wouldn't be controlled by them, since he doesn't have the FT. But it would certainly fuck him up.

Still, it was the titans attacking them. The king could have just forced them to return to the other side of the wall.

I know you're saying Erwin was straight to trigger fujos but it only shows how desperate you are

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I would forget about the promise for Stacystoria too

Interesting that Zeke's plan is a way to fulfill the King's will efficiently without the need for external intervention.

Still, can it even be considered the truth when they sent the Warriors to go and strike at them for any reason other than their own military conquest? It seems more like the King had an ulterior motive. It doesn't add up at all. If he was so set on this idea of a timed peace before being destroyed by the outside world, he'd have come up with Zeke's plan. I think this is all a ruse. I believe he did this knowing that down the road Eren would strike thanks to PATHS prophecies.

Also I still can't understand why they sent CHILDREN for this job. It's ridiculous and more likely to fail. Indoctrination is hardly a good excuse given that they all struggled with the guilt. The plan was absolutely retarded.

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kek
Based Grandma

Next you will post LH to hide your pain kek

Did you read anything I wrote

This """EHfag""" looks suspicious

>because that dooms the future of Paradis
>they would have to force a young girl and her baby to suffer
Pick one

Also if Eren succeeds in rewriting Ymir curse there wouldn't be any need for that. And if not, they don't have much of a choice since Zeke doesn't have much time.

Guys, please stop fighting. It's not that important to begin with. No need to be at each other's throats over a fictional story. Just enjoy it.

God the rumbling is so fucked as a concept. Imagine them moving slow enough that you can somewhat outrun the wall of them. But you can only go so far, you will always feel the faint rumbling of them decimating the earth and everything under foot. Deep down, you know that eventually you will run out of earth to escape them with.

Seeing as how nips can never escape the national and cultural trauma of America's nukes, the series is absolutely going to end with the rumbling vs some form of a massive bomb/nuke. It was already hinted at with the plane foreshadowing. The world ends with the rumbling crushing everything and humanity desperately lobbing massive bombs/nukes at the millions of wall titans. Both sides fuck each other up with their faggotry, thus ending life.

Yes, the point is that it was mainly just conjecture that Marley was attacking them. In fact, Marley wasn't even after extermination anyway, if they'd gotten the FT the warriors just would have left.

>hiding behind EHchads
You are the desperate now

How is refusing to shorten one girl's lifespan to save your race a rational decision again?

But Erwin WAS straight user!!! Lol

Same history same mistakes my dude.

Erwin was straight yes but stop this falseflagging

How would the Marleyans have even used the FT? They never knew Zeke was a royal, right? Did they understand how it even worked?

Also based Reiner in a moment of weakness just offering Eren to come with them and leave everything else peaceful in their wake.

Kek, I still remember, Zekefag ended up making a trip since Erwlevifujo falseflagging as him posted ten times more than himself.

Believe me I don't care. Erwin is long dead anyway. I just pointed that out.

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That audio that was released for the final chapter had vague plane audio near the end. What if they carry out the rumbling and in retaliation and as a final fuck you, the world unleashes bombs upon Paridis?

>arrive at Wal Maria
>"how the fuck do we get in?!"
>"Bert, just kick a hole. It'll be fine. They're devil's anyway."

Lol what a great ending

They figured out how to use it after reuniting with Gabi.

I see that's sad, I want at least one of them to live

No I'm talking about the Marley gov when sending the warriors over, did they even know how to use the ft once they had it

It is a bit weird, given that the Tybur family should have known how the FT worked.

Actually, wasn't the point to capture Paradis for it's natural resources anyway? In that case the FT was just an afterthought, like a holding action until they could improve their industry.

But who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let thousands of titans into the area they wanted to occupy? I guess they figured "well once we get the FT we can just use them ourselves", but if they couldn't use it they were fucked. Maybe the military just didn't know the details of how the FT worked and didn't inform the Tyburs of their plans?

Disgusting.

Honestly they probably would just have relied on the warriors to wipe the pure Titan's out. Then, even if they got eaten it's just gonna pass on to the next anyway.

I'm pretty sure they didn't know about the vow. Or if they did, they didn't know what it meant (like Kruger). I need to reread Grisha's conversation with Kruger and some Marley chapters.

>If he was so set on this idea of a timed peace
he was willing to give marley carte blanche because he felt it was what they deserved, both marley and eldia.
> he'd have come up with Zeke's plan
why would he have? they have completely different views on the subject of eldian life and morality

>why they sent CHILDREN for this job
because the old marley high command was supposed to be overly reliant on the titans and overconfident. it's taken to an exaggerated degree for narrative purposes, there's really nothing to it. might as well start picking apart things like fort slava's ridiculous design or the fact that BRZ didn't just show up to shiganshina with some guns

As many times as I choose to ignore it.

You could do the same with EH instead of complaining so much about it

So you’re in denial now?

>I'm pretty sure they didn't know about the vow

But they did, Reiner talks about the vow and how the tybur family gave them the information, during the flashbacks.
But to be honest that whole part has a few plotholes, like RBA deciding not to attack Wall Rose so they don't make the founder angry, even though they know about the vow, so they become soldiers during 5 years just to come closer to the King, but after all that they just say "nah let's destroy wall rose anyway, remember the vow!"

I like to headcanon him as bi.

>given that the Tybur family should have known how the FT worked.
the tyburs gave at least a general rundown, but it seems like the military didn't take it seriously or thought it was an exaggeration since their plan relied on the king reacting to the attack

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But I like EH
No, I just ignore those post because they are pointless.

I never saw him interested in the manlet, even Nile x Erwin would make more sense

Last for...

Those posts do have a point though, seething fujo. They remind you that your shitty ship is a delusion.

Oh. Then yeah, I need to reread those chapters for sure. I assume Tyburs (like Kruger) didn't actually know what that vow meant.
>but after all that they just say "nah let's destroy wall rose anyway, remember the vow!"
I always thought it was because they exhausted their ability to gather information through other sources, but I haven't the read the chapters in a while so I can't say for sure.

>No one insults EH now
Interesting, I guess all you need to do is to remind people Erwin was straight so they have to use EH as a last resort

We never saw many things in ships for this series yet the ships still exist, they showed interest in each other and that's enough for me.
I don't really need much to ship them.

I think the idea was that since the king never did anything, he couldn't do anything, so they just had to brute force it.

To be fair, the vow is something that the king TOLD them over a hundred years ago. He could have lied, or circumstances could have changed somehow in that time.

What if Hange x manlet happens.

but the tyburs have a first-hand source for the vow, willy is the one who goes over exactly what it means later.

maybe they just did a bad job of explaining the difference between a regular diplomatic vow and a mind-controlling paths vow

The fujo will kill itself!! Rejoice!!!

They have no real point other than repetition I guess, they are easily debatable. Even from a canon point of view.

Since it was the king himself who sealed the walls and told them that before he did, the actual effects on his descendants were probably not well-understood.

But I like EH.
There are like 3 or 4 fujos in these threads, we probably don't like the same ships either.
Not counting falseflaggers too.

true, i guess it would've been all hypothetical until they actually attacked

That's the other thing, maybe it's just a translation thing but everyone talks about the current king in the walls like if he was the same king that built the walls 100 years ago.

EH, LHans and FG are the endgames

In canon? Doubtful, not because there's not potential but because I don't think anyone gets a "happy" ending in this story.

By canon, and canon only, only FG is set in stone and it still will be tragic.
Pitiful.

>if there isn't a whole chapter of them fucking then I can theorize about my fujo delusions and pretend they are real

>No insult to EH now that the ErwLfag is using it
Kek

It's been like this since the dawn of manga.

And people will continue calling you delusional till twilight.

Now we now the only way to stop the ErwLmod from sperging about EH is remind her Erwin is straight

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know*

Same, I believe Hange will die and will push manlet to move forward

>we are still doing this?

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Why is everyone so salty in these threads?

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Almost a decade of festering mental illness.

Which characterfag will you use next