If he's so bored of his life, why doesn't he get a gf or have sex

If he's so bored of his life, why doesn't he get a gf or have sex

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Because he is coping. (Cope.)

Because gf's are boring and create problems

>why doesn't he get a gf or have sex
The real question: could any woman even "survive" a single thrust?

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The only people who think him getting a GF would solve his problems are incels who've never had one. Kind of like the cancerous youtuber you stole this hot take from

gfs only make your mental state worst after the first few days. sex gets stale after a while too.
at best, saitama would forget his depression for a few weeks before getting into a deepest abism than before.

there was an entire chapter explaining this, go read chapter 77

He's obviously just a whining bitch. What normal person would purposefully avoid solutions to their problems?

That was already addressed. King asked him if he wants to do X since he's so bored, Saitama goes "nah senpai" and King has to try with Y, which neither piques his interest. Saitama was probably just hit so hard by the realization that his dream is fucking boring that he gave up trying to do anything worthwhile.

Maybe he's not into women, he lives with a male companion after all.

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because women are a waste of time and resources

(inb4 HURR DURR INCEL)

His dick fell off from too much training

From what I have read in the manga, the only two things that would make Saitama happy would be having tons of money or having a son/daughter

Based King

what he needs is a bf best friend

>what he needs is a bf best friend
He already has one.

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because then he'd get the nickname one pump man.

how did he get a scar so deep like that without losing his eye too

He's motherfucking King. That's how.

>why doesn't he do/get something he's completely uninterested in to get rid of his boredom?
gee, I wonder

>Asking how the luckiest character in the series had something lucky happen

Finally, someone else who has studied the lore

Woman of kleenex

Most women see him as weird looking. He has no interest and this ain't that type of series

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>>what normal person would avoid solutions to their problem?
Do you mean like when normal people live with their parents at 40 and, despite depression and sense of void and knowing that it's because lack of self-realization, they still do nothing? Or when normal people know they should not do certain bad things, knowing the consequences, and they do them? Or when normal people know they have to go out to socialize, make friends and gf, and have all the resources to make it, but they still don't do that and prefer watching anime? Since when all the people are rational?
Saitama sure is to blame for doing nothing, but he at least doesn't even know what he lacks.

Becuase he already raped every single woman on the planet, including your mum OP

He clearly knows what he lacks

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He says he can't find a worthy opponent, but it is only that? I think the King's talk contains a more accurate clue about that:"you are the strongest hero, but tuo still aren't the best hero, in that you have still to improve a lot". I have the feeling he will keep away his sense of void when he will change some priorities and realize for what it's worth fighting.

Exactly what i was pointing out

he's gay like the author

IMAGINE the load

Real answer: ONE is a lonely loser and can't write relationships. Even in his other manga he avoids committed relationships like the plague and finds it much easier to write the protagonist getting rejected. Saitama ignored romance because the author can't do it.

King's luck is so great that he could easily be an unknowing reality warper.

Romance is the last thing OPM needs. We're currently between the Ninja Village arc and the Neo-Heroes arc, there's no need to try shoving an unnecessary relationship subplot in the middle of that.

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I don't think he wrote Saitama with relationships in mind at all, that's not what the story is about, at least for now.

Wasnt trying to refute it I just posted.
Plus it just doesn't fit the series.

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If Saitma could not control his strength then stuff like dring from a mug would be impossible for him. So he can be the one thrust man easily.

Doesn't Saitama fuck hooker in the manga or anime anyway?

Guy just has no interest in getting better in something new beyond video games.

>fuck hooker

What?

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What if he gets too excited and loses control for one second? Could kill her

he can't get it up

He is in the webcomic atleast

I believe its the anime. He calls up a call girl. Girl looks nothing like the picture. Looking around, he sighs and lets her in anyway closing the door.

Filer or not is up to you.

kek

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He never goes out with anybody. Hell he barely willingly allows fubuki and the others in as they kind of just come in their own.

As for the hooker thing it doesn't exist he never has been with anyone or fucked anyone. Don't know what you saw.

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Whom he takes advantage of by taking his money for training that doesn't even help him.

I'm too lazy to look it up and want to say its in the ep when he is doing flashback of how bored he is in season 1. But too lazy to look so concede.

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Maybe balding isn't the only side effect and he lost sexual drive.

because he's bald

There is no scene like that in s1. All he does is go to his apartment alone and goes to bed. No one lives in the abandoned part of Z city or ever have interest to because its a danger zone full of monsters the rumors Saitama caused. Only ones who go are fubuki, Genos, king and bang then the heroes to invade the MA base or investigate. He's never been Ina relationship with anybody.