Let's play a game

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Shisui's and Obito's right eyes are the most practical.

No really how this work cause this is pretty dumb right now.

I would take itachi's left eye (tsukiyomi) so I can put women in a genjutsu where they get raped by a fat bastard repeatedly

Pretty much. Koto and Kamui are so laughably overpowered they make the rinnegan/tenseigsn look like trash.

Depends on what you would use them for. Rinnegan would allow you to roleplay as a natural disaster.

Eyes don't give you any magical powers other than the ability to see in front of you.
Naruto is fucking stupid

Right, but you wouldn't have the chakra to utilize any of the abilities. I'm assuming that Kotoamatsukami and Kamui are so low in chakra cost even a normal human could use them a little.

rinnegan costs little chakra afaik. nagato was able to spam shinra tensei with no problem even though he was nearing the end of his life

also important. kotoamatsukami had a decade long cooldown

He spammed small ones, with 5 seconds cooldown.
The large one that qualified as a natural disaster took a while to recover from, so it likely used a lot more chakra.
The average person wouldn't have the chakra to do that.

It has a decade long cool down for a bird.
A human would be able to use it much more frequently

that's not true, danzo noted that he would have to wait 10 years before he could use the eye again while he was fighting sasuke.

True, but of you're proficient at 4D chess, you could use it wisely to do some masterful things.
Like making the CEO of a massive company say/do something to shake the stock market, then playing off it and making millions.
Or you could probably use it to convince a girl to have sex with you.

Obito's right eye is most efficient. Just his base Sharingan makes him fucking OP.

So far all we know is:
1. It has a decade long cool down by means Itachi can access
2. Danzo shortened this with hashirama cells, but all we know is it's at most once a day

That Shisui could use it more frequently than Danzo or that the bird was the reason for the super long cooldown is just conjecture. Also there's some conjecture that sage mode could shorten the cooldown, also unconfirmed.

No he didn’t.

Rinnegan. Why even choose handicapped Sharigan?

Well for fairness sake, let's consider that it's at least 10 years or there'd be no reason not to take it.

>Koto and Kamui are so laughably overpowered they make the rinnegan/tenseigsn look like trash.

The funniest thing is that even the story and characters themselves acknowledged this. Kakashi and Obito straight up said the Kamui is more dangerous than the Rinnegan.

Will never not be funny how some random Uchiha randomly got the most broken ability in the entire story for absolutely no reason. He went from Genin tier to Hokage tier with only HALF of his power, the defensive side, even working (to be precise, it was less than half, because the offensive part combining with it also made the individual abilities work faster and more efficiently). I think Kamui Kakashi (who somehow got asspulled a perfected Susanoo and seemingly infinite chakra for no reason) was basically the strongest chakra user ever (that includes Six Path Sages), because what the fuck do you even do against Kamui hax, it even took apart Kaguya who was immune to basically everything but a sealing asspull.

>narutards

Shisui could probably use it more often because it'd be his eye in his body. Kakashi mentioned that he couldn't use Obito's eye as well because he didn't have an Uchiha body. Not sure if Danzo with Hashirama cells would be a better body than the original, though.

>who somehow got asspulled a perfected Susanoo and seemingly infinite chakra for no reason
My headcanon is obito managed to pull off an undiscovered related technique to edo tensei.
Edo tensei is just a technique that binds the soul of a deceased shinobi to a living one, killing the living one and replacing them with a zombie copy of the target shinobi with infinite chakra. So Obito just did this to his own soul and somehow just granted kakashi his power, not killing him in the process, though there was backlash.

>t.zeroimagination

>with infinite chakra
Was this ever explained?

Nardo threads are fucking cancer holy shit

ngl don't want one of the magic destroy the world types. just some mild mind control so i can have some friends to sing karaoke with and maybe go to the movies with

Sasuke was able to make 9 planetary constructions at the same time straight after sealing away kaguya and straight after that fought naruto. I'm of the opinion that nagato was low on chakra.

This actually sounds really nice.

oh and go ice or roller skating and bowling when there's less people. and have like a potluck night every other week or something.

No, it's just some weird ninja life hack shit.
Fucking Tobirama discovered unlimited power in the realm of the dead i guess.
How did that nigger come up with so many broken ass powers? Shadow Clones and Flying Raijin were his handiwork too.

that hit too close to home for me

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Sasuke was also the reincarnation of Indra, sipgoned chakra from the tailed beasts, and siphones some of Naruto's chakra during that fight.
Nagato may have had a lot less chakra comparatively, but it's still exponentially more than an average human's would be.

His hatred of the Uchiha was the only fuel he needed. Literally all of his techniques are expressly for killing Uchiha.

Shisui's eyes with kotoamatsukami would be the choice for you then.

All ways to defeat Uchiha.

I was expecting autism ITT. But not like this.

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Yeah but why was it apparently so easy for him?
Did he sell his soul to the devil for the fruit of knowledge or something?

You mean you don't fantasize about using extraordinary powers to do ordinary things like have friends?

That or just pure genius like Minato or Orochimaru.

Fuck your gay bullshit, the real GOAT ninja eye technique coming through.

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>the friends we made along the way
>friend we
>friends

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I wish I had the ability to make it so it's impossible to respond to certain posts on Yea Forums, or to post in certain threads.

He was a genius.

>nerfing the rinnegan and outright banning all EMSs and susanoos just so anyone picks the byakugan
Fuck you, I pick both of Obito's eyes and a barrel full of Hashirama's jizz to become the most powerful being in the universe.

would you feel at peace knowing that they're only your friends because you took away their free will?

If it wasn't for this website, I would have killed myself at least a decade ago.

No, but it'd be better than being lonely, I think.

>been into weebshit for over a decade
>still haven't watched naruto

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you automatically lose your imagination when you reach the age of 18, it's true and it'll happen to you

If you are capable of singing karaoke without any fears of embarassing yourself then surely you must be capable of talking to people.

youd know it, but would you be able to tell the difference? and if you fail to fool yourself, wouldn't you try again?

>has access to dev console and invents a bunch of fucking overpowered ninja magics
>the ninja endgame powers we see are basically all invented by him
>the ones that he didn't invented are all jewish eye hacks limited by your ethnic purity
>tried to ethnically cleanse the eye hack jews
>jobs to some random fucking water ninjas
why did kishimoto do him so dirty, anons?

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Who cares about the hax powers when the standard sharingan's kinetic vision would make you the most valuable baseball batter in history?

But I never had any imagination, I just ripped off every single movie, video game and cartoon I liked

Literally all Tobirama did was make knockoff Alien techniques lmao.

You'd still be missing the muscles and the ability to run

This. You'd think Yamcha would be the greatest baseball player in history but no.
That may just be his pride, though.

Chakra is stamina + mental energy.
The undead Edo body provides unlimited stamina.
Ergo, unlimited chakra.

*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel, kid

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Not hard to work out a little and get the muscles to hit consistent homers. Sharingan means you could always hit the sweet spot so you wouldn't be relying on just power.
As long as you aren't a cripple and can walk 360 feet without dying, you could make it around the bases.
Wouldn't need to be a fielder, just a DH.
Although you could be a pretty insane infielder with a Sharingan.

Kek no you just took school, which is designed to slowly kill creativity, too seriously. I day dreamed all the time in school and my creative spark is still here 10 years later. The lower grades didn’t mean anything either since I went to community college, then went to a trade school once I realize college was bullshit

I can run and if i can place the ball wherever I want on the bat, i could probably hit homeruns right now with my strength because i'm tall and not unfit.

Stamina still comes from energy, though, so that's just circular logic.

cool blog, post narutoes

k

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YOU ARE MY FRIEND

read the first part of the manga and never look back is the best way to enjoy the series

Is this what you want, freak?

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AAAAH

ANO HI NO YUME

>water ninjas
he died fighting 2 guys who had enough kurama chakra to go into cloaked forms, along with 20 other 'elite' ninja.

I-is that Kurenai tickling her feet? No wait Tsunade is the one with red nail polish.

He's the reason Konoha was destroyed by Pain. If the Uchiha were still in Konoha Itachi and Shisui and the whole Uchiha clan would have repel the Pain attack and Jiraiya may have survived.

Fanart naruto is unnaturally attractive

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Rasengan wasn't made by him though

Why would I even know what this shit means?
Naruto-run back to Gaia you fucking tards.

>Gaia
Why don't you run back there since you're the only one who still mentioned it in this day and age. You missed it that much, faggot?

We have no idea how much chakra Nagato had compared to an average shinobi, for all we know he was Kisame tier.
However, Rinnegan might have the lowest passive consumption of chakra of the 3 since Nagato has had them permanently on since he was a kid, though I think madara mentioned finding someone compatible, so it might have just been a good fit for him.

>I think madara mentioned finding someone compatible, so it might have just been a good fit for him.
He was an Uzumaki after all.

Rasengan is a stupid technique invented by a stupid person
>hey I guess this move turns your own arm into mincemeat if you try fusing it with elemental chakra and is otherwise just mediocre
>whatever I will finish it later *dies*
>finishing the technique requires acquiring so many hacks (sage mode, idiotic amount of tailed beast chakra) that you might as well just punch people in two by that point
>basically just a more fancy bijuu dama in the end (shouldn't have bothered)

>Rasengan is a stupid technique invented by a stupid person
Minato is canonically one of the smartest shinobi. Base rasengan is also enormously powerful.
>hey I guess this move turns your own arm into mincemeat if you try fusing it with elemental chakra and is otherwise just mediocre
Only with wind chakra. Only other element was lightning, but chidori is just a derivative, and it doesn't shred your arm. Naruto did combine other elements with the rasenshuriken but he always threw them, so we don't know those drawbacks.
>>whatever I will finish it later *dies*
>finishing the technique requires acquiring so many hacks (sage mode, idiotic amount of tailed beast chakra) that you might as well just punch people in two by that point
Can't punch people in two from a distance, or punch people with elemental chakra.
>basically just a more fancy bijuu dama in the end (shouldn't have bothered)
Not everyone can launch a bijuudama.

>but chidori is just a derivative
Chidori isn't a derivative of the rasengan, are you retarded? The only similarity between the two is that both are fucktarded incomplete techniques that can only be used by a very specific person that counters their drawbacks
>Not everyone can launch a bijuudama
Not everyone can launch a rasenshuriken either, how many sage mode users with jinchuriki-tier chakra can you name?
>Can't punch people in two from a distance
Can be done in sage mode
>or punch people with elemental chakra
Raikage disagrees
>Minato is canonically one of the smartest shinobi
Also called a fucking dumbass by an actual smart shinobi, the second

Chidori was developed by Kakashi while trying to add lightning chakra to the Rasengan. He failed because it wasn't stable, and hence the Chidori was created, derived from the Rasengan.

It's much easier to learn sage mode than it is to become a jinchuuriki.

Frog Kumite is a short range technique. You don't make physical contact, but you're still within inches of the opponent. Not even close to the range that a rasenshuriken has.

Tobirama called his naming sense stupid, not his intellect. Show me the panel where he calls him a dumbass.

>rasengan being a total failure led to Kakashi creating another failure of a technique, neither of them achieving the original goal
I guess I concede this point, it's indeed a derivative chain of failures made by retarded morons
>It's much easier to learn sage mode than it is to become a jinchuuriki
There are less canon sage mode users than there are canon jinchuuriki, unless you have some kind of source on this I call bullshit

>There are less canon sage mode users than there are canon jinchuuriki, unless you have some kind of source on this I call bullshit
Amount of users has nothing to do with how easy it is to achieve it.
To learn sage mode you need to have good genes and find one either Ryukichi Caves, Shikkotsu Forest, or Mount Myoboku and get them to teach you.
To be a jinchuriki you need to be one of 9 people. Literally only 9 people can be one at a time.
Not counting the Gold and Silver brothers because they were a special case and were only pseudo jinchuriikis.
I will rephrase though. Sage Mode is more accessible than becoming a jinchuriiki.

>Sage Mode is more accessible than becoming a jinchuriiki
This is false though. As you've said yourself
>To learn sage mode you need to have good genes
You need to be a walking chakra tank to begin with, the only sage mode users we've seen were legendary ninjas in their own right or, in one particular case, a genetic abomination involving parts of a legendary ninja that has already achieved sage mode. Chances of being born with such huge potential are extremely low, and no amount of training will get you there as the show itself keeps hammering into your head. At least jinchuuriki is an elected title so any schmuck can potentially become one. It's being elected to be in command of a weapons arsenal vs being born an olympic athlete, the latter is statistically less "accessible".

We don't know exactly what requirements are necessary for learning sage mode. Whether it's genes, willppower, chakra, etc. That being said, I'm sure there's more than 9 people who meet the criteria, making it more accessible.

>That being said, I'm sure there's more than 9 people who meet the criteria, making it more accessible
This is all conjecture, in the same vein I can say that I'm sure that only destined people can unlock sage mode so it's reserved for like 5 people because of that.

I hope we can at least agree that sage mode is a bullshit cop-out by Kishi to give a counter to the hax eyes he loves so much. You'd think we'd hear about at least a single fucking person being a sennin that wasn't part of the main cast. Doesn't help that the actual sage of the six paths was just an alien and had nothing to do with natural chakra whatsoever.

I never understood sasuke's sharingan

In what way?

What does it actually do
Is his tp powers connected to it or only to the rinnegan

Amenotejikara is a rinnegan ability. SoSP helped him awaken it.

This game sucks.

Of course not, she wouldn't do anything like that haha...

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So what does he have besides a weak tsukuyomi
What were the "straight comas" madara said he and sasuke had

Straight tomoe grant fluidity in battle.
Sasuke's EMS grants him Amaterasu, Susanoo, Enton, and Izanagi/Izanami.

So the standard, besides enton.
What about his normal mangekyou, what abilities did it give him.
Itachi had a good tsukuyomi which fucked with time reference and amaterasu. Susanoo was something they all had.
Sasuke had a weak genjutsu?
And control of flames?
Didnt all uchiha get fluidity in combat from the sharingan alone?
What if they didnt have straight comas then?

>So the standard, besides enton.
IIRC, yes. With MS/EMS you get Susanoo and 1 or 2 abilities. Obito had Kamui, Itachi had Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu, Sasuke had Amaterasu and Enton.
>What about his normal mangekyou, what abilities did it give him.
EMS only stops the eye from degrading, and if it awakens straight tomoe you get extra fluidity in battle.
>Sasuke had a weak genjutsu?
He was no Itachi, but he was still very proficient.
>And control of flames?
Yes.
>Didnt all uchiha get fluidity in combat from the sharingan alone?
Yes, the sharingan alone certainly gives a massive boost to your movement ability.
>What if they didnt have straight comas then?
The straight tomoe just gave an extra boost.

Itachi also had the Chakra Magatama.

Thanks
It always felt like they just skimmed through sasuke's powers while going in depth on naruto's

If anything I'd rather have the cool blood inheritance shit Haku had.

The wiki is your friend.

Or Ryogi.

Fuck off narutards

Ya seethin? Ya fumin? Ya boilin?

I would had a Rinnegan, can't give a fuck about your stupid limitations I'm using them anyway lole

rinnegan is my favorite

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more like you hit 18 and you have to try hard to appear mature

based rinnegan bro
*kills you for the other eye*

Narutards should be permabanned on sight

Me too.

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Shut up moeshitter

waaaaaa narutards

bump

It has a 10 year cool down unless you're the original owner( which you aren't) or have senjew cells.

eyes are for autists

Pretty much yes.

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I pick Kakashi's right eye because fuck Naruto and narutards

Obito's for my own personal dimension that I can store anything (or anyone) in. Mite b comfy.

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What when did Kakashi and Ăłbito say that?

What do you guys think of boruto ml

About what I expected, so I'm enjoying it.
Every now and then they'll have a really good episode that makes me think "Wow they can really deliver if they try."

Does the Kamui dimension have internet?

>narutards still breath and exist

dude shut the fuck up

Did I hit a nerve?

Depends what part of the timeline we're talking about. You could probably pull off some kind of wireless connection.

I wouldn't want it though since I'd plan on going rogue and storing ransoms for money in it. Don't need them making contact with anyone.

Only from 2001 to March 2016

Obito did the same thing Hagoromo does. He knows life and afterlife are connected because of edo tensei and he had six paths power because of being juubi jinchuuriki so he knows how to return from the afterlife in some limited capacity, the way Hagoromo does. Tobirama explains that sharingan is just a certain type of chakra being released in the brain. Hagoromo bestowed a permanent rinne sharingan on Sasuke by giving him Indra chakra. Obito bestowed a temporary mangekyou sharingan on Kakashi by giving him his own chakra.

It was something like "you're afraid of the two eyes combining"
Madara was like blabla Rinnegan blabla
And they were like "hehe it's not the rinnegan you should be worried about"

What is this expression supposed to convey

I assume since Kamui is an alien technique, and aliens have advanced technology, it at least probably has a computer somewhere.

Allowing narutards back on the board was a mistake

Seriously, how fucked would everyone be if Obito had both eyes?

You were

It's bad

Both eyes while having never been significantly replaced with Zetsu goop? Ridiculous, but on a timer. Both eyes but still Zetsu goop? He just straight up wins.

Not only baseball. I'm already quite good at football/soccer, I would probably be a pro if I had a Sharingan or a Byakugan.

I'd take Rinnegan only to see Rikudo Madara-chan's limbo clones and then give it to him at any time if he loses one of his own.

Not at all, they would be in a wonderful dreamworld and Kaguya would not be summoned because he would not have turned his back on black zetsu.

Her expertise in genjutsu.

Wasn't Shisui's sharigan literally the most dangerous? Such a shame he died before it was fully utilized. :(

The eye that has read 1000 porn novels.

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you can rob any bank in the world with obito's right eye

>Whatever conditions apply in the manga also apply here
So then you'd either choose some level of Sharingan since it evolves into the Rinnegan, or you'd just use Rinnegan. What kind of stupid jackass would do otherwise?

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Tobirama gave the Uchiha the best he could under his rule. Instead of just booting them out or massacring them like Sarutobi "Use Every Ninjutsu to remove the Dojutsu" Hiruzen, he gave their entire clan free land and jobs where their abilities could be utilized better than any other (prison guards). His deeds pale in comparison to his successor.

how are you gonna get hashirama's cells?

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It has lots of Rin bodypillows stored there

Why doesn't he read them with his sharingan to record every single word in his brain permanently?

>byakugan activated
Some1 explain? It sounds redundant it's like saying sharingan activated. It really activates my byakugan.

the byakugan isn't constantly on

Neither is the sharingan

that she isa good for nothing whore

It's because the byakugan still looks different from a normal eye when it's off, and changes when it's turned on.

That's like saying that Kurenai, Orochimaru or the Uchihas' regular black eyes have some sort of powers.

I take Kakashi/Obito's eyes easily if it means I can teleport other or myself to that private realm and then teleport to wherever else I wish.

But they don't, and Byakugan doesn't have a power when they're off either.

Very cute.

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Mentally challenged doesn't mean stupid.

Yea but they could just activate it without saying it and having the enemies know

Yeah, they could.

Fuck off Narutard

Fuck off summerfag

I think he meant dumb or dense.

Regardless of his skill in ninjutsu, Minato was a fucking tool. Failed to protect his team twice, and in the end he sacrifices his son for "muh village". Tobirama died protecting all six people under his command.

then why do byakugan users always yell byakugan when activating it

Same reason everybody else yells the name of whatever jutsu they use.

This is the most wholesome mind control tagged content I've seen yet.

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Yea Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

so cute and mischievous...based

It depends. If we're talking Tobi or Obito? Tobi, GG narutoverse. We saw him using his regular Sharingan with Harishama cells attached to him and he was OP. So, it's safe to say with both eyes he wouldn't have any rivals out of Kishi plot armour of Naruto & Sasuke. Obito clearly knew how to control his chakra as we never saw him spam his MS until late into the war.

>tobirama could've just boot the uchiha out
Really? How do you think this would've play out? Founding clan Uchiha would've just take it peacefully, thrown out of the very home they helped build. Oh yeah, that would've happened. Just because the Uchiha were tired of war doesn't mean they would leave and Tobirama cannot just massacre them.

There are stll too many Uchiha in Konoha.

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Fuck Tobirama. Nigger is the sole reason Konoha was glass by Obito and Pain.

Fuck Uchiha. The only good Uchiha is a dead Uchiha. Walking autistic time bombs. Senju is superior master race.

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>blaming a dead man for the issues caused by people who existed generations later
I blame Indra for everything wrong with Naruto. If he didn't give birth to the Uchiha clan, nothing would have went wrong.

>senju is saperior
Yeah, that's why they went extinct. Retarded brother was retarded. Hashi should have kill him himself but guess what, useless Senju was dead hohoho

Why is he so perfect?

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Indra is an interesting fellow. Continued to reincarnate himself for a thousand years due to sheer force of butthurt at not being named the successor.

Uchiha was ok. It was just that autist Tobirama who fucked it up. Only Senju alive is Tsunade and she too old for kids. Dead clan is dead.

Tobirama didn't do anything, Danzo did.

>implying Senju didn't become nobles at the daimyo's court
>implying Hashirama's descendants ain't filthy rich and powerful politicians while even Senju woman, Tsunade, could drink and gamble most of her life and still become hokage on a whim

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>all that headcanon
Cope.

>Danzo
Yeah, I blame Tobirama for tht too. Hiruzen was too lenient on Danzo. Why couldn't he just kill Danzo? He knew Danzo was a loose cannon.

she became hokage because they had NO OTHER CHOICES

Tsunade is still fertile. Besides Senjus are bunch of tree hugging hippies. Unlike the other clans who participate in inbreeding they will fuck anything that moves.That is why you occasionally get some clanless mutts like Minato, Jiraiya and Orochimaru who are stronger than some of the elite of the most prestigious clans. Senju bastards are making up at least 20% of the population.

She was qualified, her medical ninjutsu changed the tide of the second war.

Because that would ruin the joy of rereading them.

>NO OTHER CHOICES
Poor Danzo

>all strong clanless ninja are secret senjus
Nice headcanon

He was only created later so he doesn't count

As if i remember the difference between all of them.
Give me normal sharingan and i'm good.

Danzo was most based character, he was a real hero who saved Konoha. He mortally wounded Shisui and took his eye, brainwashed Itachi and persuaded him to kill the Uchiha clan and his own father. He should've been hokage instead of Tsunade. Danzo worked for years for village while this spoiled bitch drank ans gamble, but she was chosen hokage because she is First's granddaughter. This was so unfair.

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He killed the frog that would have summoned Naruto back to the village sooner which is the only reason Pain pushed the village's shit in. He got the entire leaf destroyed.

Danzo crippled Konoha with the Uchiha massacre. He didn't had many lives so Sasuke could kill him several more times.

Danzo just made hard calls in bad situation. He killed frog, because he didn't want Naruto in village. He could not know that Naruto is main hero who capable tnj insane warlord, he thought young lad just will be caught. And for allowing nuking he probably just had enough of Tsunade shit. He worked for years for village while this spoiled bitch fooled around, but she was chosen hokage because she is First's granddaughter. I bet it was hell to be working with her, he honestly believed that she must be removed. By the way arrogant bitch provoked Pain in the first place, saying how they suffer from their first world problem too. And then Pain decided nuked then. Danzo did nothing wrong, he should be hokage, not some permanently drunk set of boobs. Even Hashirama was terrified when he heard that his spoiled brat became hokage. Is village ok? Nope sorry, grandpa. Had to banter with the autist with god complex. Tsunade nuked Konoha.

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Danzo saved Konoha with the Uchiha massacre. Those insane shits would have started civil war.

>Uchiha = Crazy and violent Jews and Senju/Uzumaki = Strong willed and bodied based race.
>Uchiha Stone Tablet = Talmud/Zionism, which lead to the devil/Kaguya
>Based Senju/Uzumaki followed the will of the true god and saviour Sage of Six Paths
>Uchiha Massacre = Holocaust, but wait, the Uchiha themselves were involved and it was kept a secret
>the 9 Tails attack that built tension against the Uchiha? That too was done by the Uchiha, think 9/11, who was blamed? The Leaf village leaders.
>What happened when Adolf Danzo tried to take matters into his own hands? The leftist villagers hated him, the kike sasuke killed him

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the basic rasengan isn't mediocre at all, it can do absurd damage. part 1 Naruto basically forced Kabuto to use so much chakra to heal himself that he could hardly walk.

Danzo didn't trust the MC. What more do you need to know Danzo was a retard unfit to be Hokage. He made the worst decisions that led Konoha getting weaker and he wasn't even the Hokage. Also, Danzo was a weak fag. Tsunade can kick his shit any day without having to active her healing jutsu. Such weak-minded senile old fart cannot hope to ever be Hokage.

Originally they used seals/name to make it easier to activate. Most Hyuga seem to not need it once they reach a certain skill level.

Civil war was Tobirama's and Danzo's fault. If Danzo was too stupid to figure out Obito did the attack then he's unfit to be Hokage. Danzo did the bas call at every turn. Dude was a retard.

Tsunade became Hokage because she's a lot stronger than Danzo.

Literally no one in universe knew Obito was Tobi. Why should they? Last he heard, the kid had half of his entire body crushed under a boulder.

Rinnegan

Minato's fault. Why didn't he protect his team? They were children, that was his fucking job.

He was sent on another mission at the time due to Madara's keikaku.

Because i guess he thought 12 year old kakashi could protect them

Not during Kannabi bridge. He saw Kakashi was reckless as fuck but left him in charge anyway, he's fucking retarded.

Because he had a secret group of sleeper agents nobody knew who they were or even seen them at all because Danzo kept them away from the village doing wet-works and info gathering at other villages but he failed at it. He didn't know because he was an incompetent retard.

Obito literally had the mask on every time he was seen after his 'death'. Danzo and his spies had literally no reason to suspect he was alive. Root anbu weren't sleeper agents either.

> He made the worst decisions
>monitored the whole village, had his own secret ANBU to protect Leaf
>groomed young genius Itachi into loyal to village soldier, killed red-eyed rebel scum
>helped to install order in shitholes like rain country
>allied with Orochimaru, got from him arm, hashirama cells and Yamato
>gave team 7 Yamato to deal with berserk Naruto
>Danzo did nothing wrong and lost due to plot reasons

>Danzo was a weak fag.
>Tsunade stronger than Danzo.
How about no? Danzo was just a little weaker than Sarutobi, and that was before he got himself hand of eyehaxs. He lost to Sasuke because of plot.

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He wasn't just a 'little weaker' than Hiruzen. Hiruzen in his fucking late 60s nearly killed Orochimaru. Danzo would have had his shit pushed in by the Orochimaru without use of his ninjutsu.

It's always like that

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>Danzo would have had his shit pushed in by the Orochimaru
What makes you think that? Kakashi was very surprised when he heard that Sasuke killed Danzo, that's mean Danzo was known as very skilled fighter.

Danzo also did not give team 7 Yamato. Yamato by that point had been saved from root autism by Kakashi. Danzo gave team 7 Sai, and only because Tsunade allowed it.

>uses TEN izanagis against sauce gay
>while three of the other kage dabbed on sauce during the summit
Yeah he was pretty weak.

From every thing we've seen from both Orochimaru and Danzo, Orochimaru would make that senior citizen his bitch.

Some of them were pretty stupid uses, such as easily dodge-able kunais

Sauce was getting dabbed on by MEI. She was definitely the weakest Kage during the summit, and even she is stronger than Danzo. Hell, I even like Danzo, but Kishi made him fight so god damn stupidly.

1-800 CONTACTS?
THEY CAN'T HAVE MY BRAND!

>he had a mask
Doesn't matter. He failed. He has all this child soldier doing sick shit outside of home and that couldn't prevent shit. Danzo's asking to have one of those kids rebel on his ass and the village at some point.

The village got weaker because of Danzo. If it were for Danzo, Naruto would've never developed and the entire world would be under Madara's Tsukiyomi and Kaguya's rule. I would prefer that than having the Boruto anime desu

>2 kekei genkai
>weak
Imagine being this retarded? If anything Mei could've been the strongest if she could develop a defensive ninjutsu. She's a glass-cannon.

Danzo's soldier's can't rebel. He has seals on each of them that he can kill them with.

Never said she was weak. Being the weakest kage still puts you above 95% of the entire Naruto universe.

Dont call her weak, shes muh waifu

She's not, but compared to Gaara/Ay/Onoki she's not going to beat them. She'd do better against Tsunade, depending on how fast Tsunade's healing mark actually is.

Her vapor melts Susano'o, it can probably melt Gaara's sand.

Maybe, but can it do so before Gaara crushes her? He can move that sand REALLY fast.

Remember to have 2 gekkei genkai means you mastered 4 nature elements. Stone/sand > Ai's lighting.

It only takes three because they can overlap (her lava is fire + earth and her vapor is fire + water). In general if you have n elements you can have n choose 2 = n!/(2*(n-2)!) kekkei genkai.

No, it means you were born with those as chakra natures. Mei stands no chance against Ay because of his giganigga speed. He'd have her decapitated before she could finish a jutsu.

Rinnegan, I'm not trying to go out and ninja-fight, I'm trying to have a good time, which leaves either Sharingan Genjutsu Shenanigans or trying to figure out clever ways to live longer with the Rinnegan

Byakugan is almost automatic suffering unless you're a waifu

What if she can discharge/ground Ai's lighting?

>giganigga speed
good point

How does grounding of chakra elements even work? Why does raiton beat doton instead of doton harmlessly grounding raiton?

When does raiton beats doton?

You'd be blind
>automatic suffering
this. Only a retard would want to be blind lmao

Sasuke vs. Deidara. His lightning disables earth release bombs. I'm still confused.

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I feel like that'd be hard as shit to do since the lightning is coating his body. She'd have to probably put a seal on him or something, which I don't see happening. Only real chance she has is if the fight takes place near water and she manages to pull off the Hidden Mist jutsu, then she might actually land one of her lava styles, or mix the acid mist with the hidden one.

Obito's right eye. Teleportation and intangibility is way more useful than the others save Shisui plus you won't go blind. What does Madara's Mangekyo do?

Never revealed.

Turn into Rinnegan

Madara is great, he has 3 eyes

Danzo has 12.

Indeed, imagine sending several dildos inside random girls on the streets just with your eyes
Would be glorious

Can he see through them?

No, it's unlikely he has optic nerves from his arm to his brain. But still, he's up to his eyeballs in eyeballs.

Madara probably can see through his third

But can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

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Hey man, cinnamon toast crunch is best cereal along with Captn' Crunch, fuck off

Cinnamon gives power

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Wood release: nativity of a world of cinnamon.

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Oh yeah, shower me with that cinnamon!

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I found these images yesterday and despite saving them for my Rikudo Madara collection, I have to ask: Why do people ruin such a pure character?

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I'd pick Obitos, phase myself away, and kill myself so no one finds my useless body.

The fact that you cropped them hurts me.

W-why? You want too see the full deal?

But what happens to your little pocket dimension if you die? What if it dissapears and you get squirted back into reality?

Of course.

Then I remain a failure, even in death...

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Pathetic.

I don't think it's a pocket dimension, it's some alternate dimension that actually exists somewhere accessible only to Kamui users. Since everything is ultimately derived from Kaguya's techs we can compare it to her dimensions. Obito is able to traverse them without Kaguya being around and although she doesn't die, they persist after she's sealed and unable to use any techniques anymore.

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Well I can't really post that. But I could upload them externally somewhere because I forgot the sauce

Are you okay, user? Madara loves you.

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Madara orders you to look at the moon. Do you accept?

No he doesn't. Madara hates weakness.

why would you pick anything but the Rinnegan?

Of course. I did yesterday. Beautiful eclipse.
He only says that to appear tough. He wants to protect us. We're his precious moonchildren.

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fuck madara. ten ten is my waifu.

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Still remember the One Manga forums losing their shit when Tenten got of one of the legendary items. It's been a long time.

Oh. Okay. Tenten loves you.

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i want to fuck 1010 ass

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Underrated post.

back to your boku no hero threads so you can continue to self insert as deku as you struggle with your ongoing addiction with cuckhold porn

I want to sniff 1010 pits

Why didn't Sasuke copy a bunch of jutsus like Kakashi?

I'm assuming I wouldnt have the stamina to maintain sharingan for more than a few seconds at a time and baseball is the lazy athlete's sport.

probably because it isn't useful to him. sasuke also doesn't use shadow clones even though he is capable of doing so. considering that his chidori transformations are at the level they are at, he really doesn't need anything else. He doesn't even use fireball jutsu anymore either

Sasuke believes in hard work

Also Kakashi's raikiri pushed Kakuzu's earth style hard skin thing's shit in.

Which is bullshit. Doton should eat any Raiton. The Raiton>Doton in Naruto is bullshit.

Yeah the pokemon type advantages was retarded.
Another thing i never got was asuma's description of his wind chakra blades
How does wind make sharpness? if it's grinding against the blade isn't it just the blade that's sharp?
If anything water should be sharpest element because of water jet cutting.

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I don't really get this game, but I'd pick the Byakugan because it lets me see all around me, and even far away within a certain range.
That'd be pretty cool in real life, think of the applications. You can go to your boss's house and stand somewhere by the end of the road, but thanks to the Byakugan's super vision, you can look at his house, and even through the walls, and watch him have sex with his wife. Then the next day you make little comments to make him uncomfortable, like saying "whew, i just broke my record with this project, it only took me 2 minutes to finish"

That sounds really lame and kinda gay

I don't see whats wrong with that.

I could see the Asuma's argument. I can see your water jet cutting applied to air too but the fact we don't have an air jet cutting machine or at least we don't have it to my knowledge means the amount of pressure it needs is too great and obviously water needs less pressure to cut. Yeah, air needs higher pressure to move water than to move itself. Am a retard.

autism expectations exceeded

So cute

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Using shadow clones would make it harder to admonish Naruto for using them to cover up his loneliness.

Better shadow clones than uchihas

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cute!

He'd be using the base abilities not the mangekyo. So he wouldn't be going from using the enhanced reflixes that the sharingan provides. He'd only be tired as fuck, and look creepy since his black and red sharingan eye would have to be uncovered to the public

Okay

Are u a cuck in coping? Asking for a friend.

Is that you fujodara?

I don't get why people pretend Sasuke did bad at the kage summit, he would have killed the raikage if Gaara didn't put his sand between them.
Also, Obito made white zetsu reveal Sasuke arriving, so he lost the surprise element.
If anything, Sasuke could have killed at least two kages 1 on 1.
He always was at disadvantage

Yes, what do you need? I want a little Sage Madara to care for. He'll send mini meteorites on me as a symbol of love.

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He he he

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