Why everybody in Evangelion want fuck to baka-shinji?
Why everybody in Evangelion want fuck to baka-shinji?
Carter Long
Nolan Carter
All harem animu work that way; just enjoy it
Gavin Butler
Because he's the guy
Brayden Powell
Because he can have a diverse harem, since he's bisexual.
Blake Gomez
But when I said everybody is everybody.
Jack Bennett
Literal chad virgin
Leo Fisher
>calling Eva harem
Logan Nelson
>it can't be a harem because I like it even though it has every characteristic of a harem
Leo Edwards
He triggers the nurturing instincts in all women around them, even if they don't realize it.
Connor James
Yeah a lot of nurturing going on in the train from hell ride in EoE.
Colton Lewis
How is it a harem?
Misato fucks Kaji
Asuka wants to fuck Kaji
Ritsuko fucks Gendo
Rei wants to fuck Gendo
Kaworu would rather die than fuck Shinji
No one wants Shinji.
Andrew Reed
WTF, I don't remember this scene
Kayden Williams
Gendo fucked Yui, Naoko, Ritsuko and Rei
Gendo definitely fucked college days Mari
Gendo probably fucked Misato, Maya and rebuild's Kaworu
Why is it still about Shinji and not the Lilin's king?
Jose Butler
You should brought the blue ray user
Elijah Adams
And he made Fuyutsuki watch every single time in the corner.
Nathan Gray
Yui definitely fucked college days Mari.
Not Gendo. Mari wanted Gendo to fuck the fuck off.
Carson Brooks
Mari looks like the typical activist that fucks everything stiff enough
Kayden Green
Yui and Asuka. She wasn't flirting with Shinji when she landed on him. She already knew who he was.
Maybe she got it on with old busted Maya though.
Elijah Evans
Gendo's magic genes kicking in.
How else with his attitude did he fuck Yui, then Akagi, then her daughter right after?
Ryder Russell
Because he is the most powerful man on earth.
Connor Baker
Its not a harem because it's so deep and intelligent u retard
Wyatt Perry
That's rape.
Samuel Myers
How old is Mari? forty-something? She had a crush on Yui according to the manga
Cooper Davis
rape should be legal
Gabriel Roberts
Late 40s. But The Curse of Eva may affect the brain as well. Asuka is still hot blooded Asuka in 3.0.
Xavier Moore
Mari is basically one of Yui's 12th dimensional chess pieces.
Nathaniel Clark
yeah for someone still in puberty like asuka freezing the brain's physical development would have a huge impact on how they'd turn out at 28 vs a normally aging equivalent
Colton Cook
No homo I'd fuck Shinji
Brandon Perez
Adrian Nguyen
In eva (and real life) everybody either wants to fuck each other or at least fantasizes about fucking each other at least once. It's not like Shinji had his own school-harem made of some lolis, titty monster and smug girl tilting her head that he walked home gently every night. The only one that actively tried to play with baka-shinji's underaged dick was Misato.
Elijah Moore
Cameron Edwards
Chase Carter
Why?
Because that's the entire reason why this average shonen mecha (shonen = aimed at 8-12 year old boys) got popular.
It is a fanservice filled omega male power fantasy, where you get to have two cakes and eat them both (one are the hot girls who want your dick for no reason other than existing next to you, the other is riding a cool invincible mecha that fights for you when you poop your pants and you can also not want to ride it when you don't feel like it and there are no consequences for it).
Remove the fanservice and you would NEVER get the army of soulless husks spewing bullshit like "oh my god, evangelion is so deep, hedgeheg theory, it's all about relationships bro, man this is such deep relationship advice maaan, also these characters, they're totally like real teenagers man, even though neither me, nor Anno have ever interacted with real teenagers back in the day, maaaaan".
Evan Perry
Its from the Japan only Sega Saturn game