Why are eternal lolis always the best Girls?

>eternal loli
>frequently changes between milf, teenager, and loli throughout the series

Because no matter how hard we give them the 2D, they will always be tight, cute, and funny.

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Sorry, no ears means no D.

That is just but another advantage.

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Because eternal lolis are mature women in a young body. What makes them better than actual lolis is that they never age, they're really smart and are willing lewd.

8 to 17 is the best

no problem bro

God is a loli

12 is the only answer

>be immortal loli
>fuck the shit out of an extremely cute boy
>have his babies
>run through the whole family experience before he kicks it
>cry like a bitch
>get over it by fucking the identical grandson
>rinse and repeat every generation or so
Damn it feels good to be an eternal loli.

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This user gets it. 12 > 8 > 18 > 17 > 27 > 10

Almost, but no. Imagine the fusion of a loli and a shota, that would be me.

What character are you referring to?

>God is a deformed hermaphrodite
I see.

Why is Yea Forums suddenly full of lolicons?

>suddenly

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>Yea Forums has only 17 posters
Fuck Yea Forums is dead

Because you can relate to them, they are eternal children that never grow up

>suddenly

found the redditor

Surely you are jesting.

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Shinobu 17 is prime shinobu
Hag shinobu lovers leave this thread

I miss when I was on the other side of the bear

I want to fudge a loli!

Just ageless lolis with the right idea in general.

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Theoretically speaking, would Miu be the perfect young wife?

>Cute little boy uses the word dick
Why do translators do this?

I’d theoretically pee in her butt

not a loli but probably a lolicon since mary was pre-marriage age in the middle east

Is a more dead than years ago

Look at this

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I did, now what?

Now wish there was another where the only things turned to the side were her legs.

Sounds like a case of broken hips

>suddenly

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Not if each is turned to the opposite side.

Oppai Loli are the best

someone should throw in a picture of an idol and /jp/ frothing over

I need a loli like Shinobu.

You fucking GOBLIN.

Pls more feet op

I’m not a feetfag but goddamn I’m drooling over the thought of a loli’s cute and soft foot trying and failing to crush me out of anger

I’m not a lolicon but goddamn I’m drooling over the thought of a loli’s cute and soft foot trying and failing to crush me out of anger

>m.jpg

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>suddenly

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Because you're a dangerous predator waiting to happen.

god i love anime girl feet

For me?

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Because they are made for never ending sex, impregnation, and pregnancy sex.

Good taste vampire Lolis make anime better.

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>Anything that is not a loli could be made better by becoming a loli
>God is perfect
>If something is perfect, there's no way to make it better
>If God is not a loli, then god could be made better.
Therefore God must be a loli. Q.E.D.

what's the point of eternal lolis if you're a mortal?

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She is covering herself too much.

Never reply to me again you fucking pedo

Find a vampire loli who can turn you immortal. Problem solved.

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Akira please.

Imagine having a vampire loli bite your dick and having an immortal errection for her to use.

No, lolis are not for sex.
They are for grabbing, holding them up in the air and spinning. They are for walking through the forest while holding hands and looking for animals till she gets tired and you have to carry her on your back. They are for non-sexual bathing together. They are for cooking and eating food together. They are for lying in bed together, cuddling, holding her close with your hands around her so that you give each other warmth till you're both asleep.

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So long as we cuddle with my dick inside her that's fine.

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What if it nonsexual sexual breeding

>shinobu
>best
Wrong

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feet

Shinobu best girl (in any form). crab is pretty cute too though

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I agree with everything you said, except that lolis are not for sex.

1. They're lolis
2. They've defeated the biggest hurdle in the life of a loli, which is no longer being a loli, thanks to perfect genes, magic, or some other strange thing
3. They're perfectly legal so normalfags can't complain, and if they insist in doing so you just know they're reaching hard
4. They're perfect

A true man of great taste.
Couldn’t have said it better myself

If you found an eternal loli would you impregnate her?

>They are for grabbing, holding them up in the air and spinning.
What a strange sex position

You never have to worry about them turning into old hags a few years down the road. It's long term planning.
Additionally, eternal lolis may have a way to turn you into an eternal loli, depending on circumstances.

Or dedicate my entire life (and then some) trying.

Obviously, what kind of question is that? It is a man's duty to try and make as many other lolis by breeding the eternal loli as he can for the sake of the world.

If you get you pregnant would you have vaginal pregnancy sex with her until child birth?

>If you get you pregnant

How is it that shinobu is by far the best girl?

I'd wonder how the hell I got pregnant first

As expected of a lolibaba witch.

Extreme beauty and absolute devotion to love.

If you get her pregnant would you have vaginal pregnancy sex with her until child birth?
Fix it.

Form factor

My mistake I fixed it

I'd expect semen to end up making the baby inside of her stronger thanks to magic stuff so why not. It would be even better is that resulted in getting a daughterwife after the baby is born and enjoying oyakodon with two lolis.

Of course, that's an old wives' tale. It's good for the mother and the kid, plus a large belly on a small frame is hot as fuck. Might as well make the best use of it and keep the lewd up.

How often would you have vaginal pregnancy sex with her? would you have vaginal pregnancy sex while she is in labor as well?

>plus a large belly on a small frame is hot as fuck
Same.

>during labour
That seems a bit excessive. The answer is morning, night and probably at least once during the middle of the day when she's caught looking a little to lewd to leave alone.

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But what if you get the loli inside of her pregnant? you would have a loli inside of a loli inside of a loli.

I would fuck her vaginally every hour of her pregnancy until the very moment of child birth. probably will impregnate her right after and repeat.

I was trying to be somewhat realistic, but of course if I had the option I'd probably be going at it all the time too.

Is she worth the shitfest that is Arifureta?

You're delusional crabfag. Not that Crab is too bad herself - she's just an A in a sea of S and S+ class girls.

Imagine if you could impregnate the eternal loli while she is already pregnant.

Thank you for opening my eyes to Momo, [a/.

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Is she a virgin?

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Is shinobu used goods? Please answer, it's really important for me to know

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A proper eternal loli carries herself like a sultry, confident mature woman, while still having a body you can use as an onahole.

It's fashionable to be a lolicon to show how anti-normalfag you are.

Underrated post.

don't think she fucked as a vampire, before that...

It's unconfirmed, as far as I remember. She has lived over 500 years, but she also was very detached for most of it and might not have ever had any real relationships other than Seishirou so it all comes down to whether you think they did it. Personally I imagine it never got that far, so barring her mortal life I'd say she never had sex.

That said none of this matters because Nobu is exclusively for Araragi dick now.

Some of the best bants in the show and also the hottest

I would try to prolong the pregnancy as possible so she stays a sexy pregnant eternal loli.

She's an eternal loli with a fun way of speaking and several quirky obsessions/traits - she has a big lead on cuteness alone. She's also one of the most plot-important (and the most Araragi-important) characters, so she has plenty of development and screentime.

That said by my estimate she's still in a deadlock tie with half of the other cast members -all being of S+ quality.

more like most characters are A and S while shinobu is S+

If you can separate them with certainty that's good for you, but my "first place" is something of a rotation. Shinobu probably takes it most frequently, but then she's also an extremely easy answer. But several others, Snail and Math for instance, end up taking the prize for their own reasons.

>best girl rotation
that's so retarded kek

Pretty much. I didn't claim it was at all smart or efficient. In the end I'm just as fickle as Araragi himself - probably worse.

Fuck vampires.

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Impale them with your dick.

no, you're definitely way worse. throughout the whole series he's shown the most affection and commitment to shinobu and gahara (and a bit of hanekawa). you just rotate all the girls in and out depending on if the arc is centered on them or not

I think I may have miscommunicated. It's not based on the arc so much as it's based on how I'm defining "best". Funniest? Cutest? Who I'd most like to hang out with? Sexiest? Who I care most about? Who I want to date? Best technical execution? Best arc? The point is the answer to each of those questions isn't the same - and even among those questions the answer is hard to discern absolutely. At the end of the day I've just never been good at favoritism, but it's not as simple as whoever had the most recent screentime/arc - otherwise Crab would have broken out of the A Tier.

Also Araragi is exactly the kind of fickle you described. His attention through much of the story is diverted to whoever needs it immediately - to the point that making an actual decision to prioritize when there are multiple situations is a defining moment for him.

>my "first place" is something of a rotation. Shinobu probably takes it most frequently
i just assumed based on this that you rotate them based on whether they're the focus or not and shinobu has taken it the most because she has been the focus the most times. still seems i was correct
>Also Araragi is exactly the kind of fickle you described.
except he isn't, as i said throughout the whole series he's shown the most affection and commitment to shinobu and gahara (and a bit of hanekawa).