If you are Subaru, which one are you going to tap?
Re: Zero
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Echidna.
I thought Emilia had much smaller breasts than that?
I don't watch the show, so I don't really know.
Ram, together with the clown. That should be fun.
Beako.
Emi ^^
There's literally no reason why i wouldn't just tap everyone
Rem and Ram
>If you are Subaru,
neither because I am a massive faggot and should just kill myself as many times as it takes me to actually die.
Felix because I’m unironically gay
I hate myself and wish I was dead
Based.
>which one
>one
Tap Rem. Suicide.
Fuck Emilia. Suicide.
Rape Felt. Suicide.
Manhandle Beatrice. Get killed.
Etc.
kek
I love Ram
Yes.
I'd just find a non-poisonous jellyfish and fuck that.
Enjoy getting nuked by Roswaal across different loops
>If you are Subaru
>tap Rem
"i love Emilia"
All of them.
I have infinite lives
FOR YOU SEE FREIZA, YOU'RE NOT DEALING WITH YOUR AVERAGE ISEKAI PROTAGONIST ANYMORE!
YOU'RE DEALING WITH THE LEGENDARY 'ACTUALLY WATCHED GROUNDHOG'S DAY' PROTAGONIST
You wouldn't be able to.
“Girls are strong when they become honest about love, Subaru.”
Subaru was flustered by how Rem no longer had any intention of hiding her love for him. More embarrassed than anything else, Subaru’s face reddened as he let out a small breath and confessed, “…If you’d died, I was about to die, too.”
“I am a lucky woman that you think so much of me.”
“I’m not kidding, either.”
Rem replied with a little smile, but Subaru had answered with his true and sincere feelings.
If Subaru had lost Rem, he would have most certainly attempted to do it all over again. Even if the chance to do things over was not granted to him, there was no doubt he’d have tried anyway.
That was how large a place Rem’s existence now occupied in Subaru’s heart.
“I absolutely must not die, then.”
“Darn right. I won’t let you die, even if it kills me.”
Subaru drew his face to hers, and their foreheads touched as they looked at “each other from so very close.
Rem gazed adoringly at Subaru’s gesture, and it was hard for Subaru to just stay there with her close enough that their breaths touched. Naturally, his gaze was drawn in by her pink lips, and he felt his heart beat just a little faster—”
Excerpt From
Re:ZERO -Starting Life in Another World-, Vol. 7
Tappei Nagatsuki and Shinichirou Otsuka
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You wouldn't be able to.
damn..subaru eats thatt well?
I read the fanfiction as well. Why post it here though?
Imagine being so butthurt as an Emiliafag that they refer to their natural instinct of lying and calling this a fanfic
I’ll strangle you with your own intestines cocksucker
Imagine being such a butthurt Remredditor that you try to force fanfiction in these threads.
Imagine being assblasted Remcuck who pretends fanfic is canon
I thought Rem was in a coma?
Emiliafags are natural liars. spfag, esl, mitrospeed, applehell are prominent examples
She is, that's a fanfic.
emi then rem
She gets coma’ed in volume 9 which is right after the anime
That’s volume 7 if you can’t read
Stop trying to force your fanfiction.
Ram, but without the clown.
I hate you. It’s not fanfiction.
It is a translation of a popular Japanese fanfiction that westerners are trying to force as canon. Just stop.
It is.
>he doesn’t want a first act of condom balloon animals
>he doesn’t want to see her pie’d in the face by “cream” filled pastries
Link me the real WN then. If you are right then I have been mislead for all these years. Link me the real WN and I’ll melt all my Rem figures down and make a shrine to Emilia.
Literally anyone besides the elf
Don't pay attention to him user, he's the same shitposter who was trying to shut down Billy Herrington threads the other day.
Cope, Remredditors, cope.
How can you tell? I’ve always thought he was catfag, don’t know why but that’s what my instincts tell me
Stop forcing that fanfic, you'll confuse people into believing it's true.
Where is the truth? Show me the real WN or LN in this case
You can buy the LNs from stores.
Show me page 382 of the English Version of Golume 7
Show me your fucking dick Remredditor.
If i were in subaru:
-i would probably try a relationship with Rem, not for waifufagging or shit but because Emilia would never be a possible relationship since she is candidated to became queen (too far league from me).
-being waaaaayyyy less waigufag
-learn some inferior magic trick from oswald, even just some illusion or debuff woukd be usefull
-learn how to be usefull in fight and masterer dualwielding (for 2 reasons: one because is a fast style, second because is easier to be killed since you have no actual defense, so is perfect to restart multiple times, learn how a specific enemy fight and don't do the same errors again.
- take with me some suicidal items like a poket of poison, a poisoned blade or a fake teeth too make easier and less painful the time rewind.
Catfag is just autistic and you can easily identify in the way he types. Its the same for a number of shitposters. Each one spergs in a unique way.
from what I saw in Isekai Quarter really did seem like she's the most fun to watch with her bitchiness
Good asses tho. Are they into butt stuff?
fbi
Why are you so hostile?
This. Rem may be for marrying but there is something about Ram that begs her to be dicked into submission.
Rem probably is but her impregnating fetish is stronger
Ram but self insert as the clown.
ram is for rem
Aniki never deserved that
sauce please
It’s just a page at the end of that doujjn that Emilia gets DP’d in, no actual Ram content
If I was Subaru I'd double-tap myself into the chest.
I'd tap the trap
>not making them taste each other’s asshole off your dick
Subaru is a pleb
Having sex with her would be the best experience of my life, but at some point she would stab me.
I'm not into gore messy sex.
Rem obviously.
Emilia is a dead fish in bed
>Ram
This.
This one.
Rem is easily the best choice
Don't forget about the clown. The clown is important too.
>no ass
>no tits
no thanks I'm not gay
Emilia is exceedingly beautiful and built for sex and procreation. Post more please.
Felix is straight.
Why is it wrong to tap both? Serious question, is someone going to arrest them for it or what?
IMAGINE.
No thanks, she's wild enough to bite one's dick off
>"HAHAHA STOP IT FUCKING CLOWN, I CANT CONCENTRATE ON FUCKING RAM IF YOU MAKE ME LAUGH PFFFFFFT"
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
trash
Who is Rem?
Rem because I'm not a huge faggot.
These
Yeah, its a shame
Rem and Emilia's asses aren't that big, take down this image at once
t. user with zero imagination or ambition
Beako.
I want to tap the trap
Did you read my mind?
If I were in Re:Zero I would get filthy rich by gambling and buy a property far far away from conflicts and live my NEET life.
How did Re:Zero become so popular it's an alright show but it's pretty boring. Maybe it is just a waifu show and that's it. Maybe that's why I don't care for it.
It's just Rem and Ram's designs and the cocksucking personality of the former.
Rem in particular became insanely popular, topped the popularity polls of that year.
Rem doesn't have a cocksucking personality though and many other anime do have actual cocksucking characters and they are not popular so that's not it
and ram is still best girl.
Ram truly is the superior twin.
>Rem doesn't have a cocksucking personality
>Ram, together with the clown.
>That should be fun.
It would, but not for you
this pic looks so good
except for their asspussies
they totally ruined
fucking shit
Emilia because she didnt murder me unlike the other kek.
>Ram, but without the clown.
how would that even be possible?
>me
GTFO self insert kek
>Q: I’d like to capture Ram-chan!
>A: First, learn clown makeup.
a healthy mix of shittalk and compliments now fuck off
She doesn’t. A cocksucker would accept Subaru’s every move, never oppose him, and be a doormat giving her love with nothing in return. Rem doesn’t. She refused his proposal. She did not accept his actions. Why? Because she actually wants something from Subaru. She’s the only one in that entire world who has expectations for Subaru.
it's called foreshortening.
Murder is unlawful. Rem had every right to do so.
You still wouldn't be able to.
>Rem doesn't have a cocksucking personality
Rem is one of the biggest cocksuckers in all of fiction. Extremely pathetic character, and her fans manage to be even more pathetic.
What do you think of the new LN changes? Al being the one to give the mana crystals to Beatrice is interesting
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If your wife has a problem with you sleeping with other women you aren't beating her enough
neither did the other one, because timelines.
Nobody wants to have sex with him other than Rem and Emilia. If you tried to tap someone else, they would just kill you with one punch.
Is there a tag for this?
Sure thing animeonly
The OP is literally asking you to self-insert, based retard.
Our reality is a harsh one.
Subaru gets pissed when Lust impersonates Rem and tells him to rest instead of keep fighting. Fuck off retard
Is that some kind of argument?
>You still wouldn't be able to.
You keep saying this, but all it does it show how completely uncreative you are.
So you just be Subaru 2.0, meanwhile I'm going to become Magiscientist Supreme
It seems you are animeonly and don’t understand it. Too bad
So it wasn't? Ok.
It seems you are completely incapable of reading comprehension
the sluttiest
And you are completely incapable of forming arguments.
You’re the one who hasn’t made a single argument the whole time. Now fuck off and don’t reply again
It seems he is referencing a scene that contradicts your statement of Rem being a cocksucker, not the scene I would have picked but whatever.
In that scene Subaru is faced with a impersonation of Rem which he detects as fake as the imposter told him to rest and let her shoulder his burdens. Which is the opposite Subaru BELIEVES that Rem would say at that moment. Believes is the key word as Rem never explicitly told him the “Stand Up” line, that was a part of his own monologue during From Zero.
You are still completely incapable of forming arguments.
Is
Not a argument? It seems like one to me.
>presents a definition of cocksucker
>explains why Rem does not fit that definition of cocksucker
That's not an argument against Rem being a waifubait cocksucker. She wants to marry the MC after knowing him for a month and her entire existence at this point is to just sell merchandise. Garbage "character".
>posting YouTube comments now
Why is every anti Rem shitposter so fucking retarded
Cope, Remredditor.
I want to lick Emilia's anus
2 months. With him sacrificing himself for her twice, attempting to relieve her inferiority complex, and doing all sorts of things to tug at her heart strings.
Re:Zero’s entire existence actually is to sell Rem merchandise. As she’s the one to name drop the title which turns out that the title was created by her speech.
Kill yourself.
But poop comes from there
>Most merchandise is the waifubait
Dear lord how pathetic.
Rem is just a meme waifubait, yes, we know.
Virgin incels like Rem, yes, we know.
Stop replying to this shitposter for gods sake
Imagine raping her while shes screaming "do you even know who i am?!"
>albedo beating tayna.
god i hate overlordfags.
Sorry, but I won't let anyone claim that Rem is more than just a shitty waifubait.
Then why are you in Re:Zero threads?
You know she's the most popular character right?
Odds are, most people who talk about the series have Rem as their favorite.
WHENS NEW WN CHAPTERS??
Why would you invest so much time into a series you never read?
It’s impossible to rape her. The world moves in her favor so it won’t happen
Buy more Emilia figures or WN cancelled
Not to be pedantic since Rem indeed is best girl there but 'the literal goddess' is aqua...
After S2
What do those things have to do with this conversation? Rem is a shitty garbage waifubait that appeals to many losers, that's it. What you said only means that most Re:Zero fans are losers.
I feel you but Albedo is Albedo you know
Aqua is the useless Goddess. Rem is an an actual goddess. She appears to set things right whenever Subaru reaches his darkest hour.
He probably reads it and is probably actually a Rem fan but knows how easy it is to get (You)s in these threads
>The world moves in her favor so it won’t happen
What if she is into rape shit and her getting raped is in itself the world moving in her favor?
but albedo just a sexy joke character.
I'm not a Rem fan. She is a horrible "character".
Not tonight it doesn't
She’s into /ss/
That wouldn’t be rape then
He wouldn’t shy from any argument then. Not all (You)s taste the same, the ones that taste the best are well thought out posts which he would not get by shying from arguments and resorting to “Remedditor”
Not for the simple minded man
Sexy as fuck joke character, that's important. Hell I don't even like albedo type characters but she works for me.
FOR Dark Lord this is REAL CHOICE
>ram losing to megumeme
did you really expect the three big meme girls to not make the final round?
Tsundere character type is always the best type. No contest. No argument. Period.
>tfw Beatrice looses to Albedo
I'm very disappointed in you all
Wait for season 2 for Beako to become popular
>losing to Darkness
>Megumin losing to some forgotten thot
doubt.tiff
Eyup. I'm just laughing at the people who think they're going to see more Rem in season 2
>reading web novel
>waiting 50 chapters for Satella to finally show up
>Subafag says that she disgusts him and kills himself
It was such a turn off that I don't even have motivation to continue reading. Does it get better for best girl Satella?
kill left, fug right, marry middle
Beisdo
Envy is not Satella. Subaru meets Satella later, realize he loves her and promise to save her
So which one is the group of death here?
sex with betty
I bet the Op’s virginity that the new archbishop of pride is a oni.
why is her forehead so sexual
Al is pride
Karsten
obviously
She's only for Felix and the dead blond guy.
>wanting to catch dragon aids
No chance.
DRAGON AIIIIIIDS
I don’t want my skin to turn black like a nigger
FUCKING THIS
You wouldn't have a chance with her anyway.
Both. If something goes wrong I can just die and try again anyway.
Echidna and Minerva
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Kino is back on the menu boys
>Why do you, swing the sword?
>To protect you.
I actually started to tear up. It got me this time around
Echidna would be crazy in bed. Imagine all the shit she’d come up with to satisfy her curiosity
based and patricianpilled
Wilhelm is a CHAD
>tfw you will never be chad enough to go against the will of the sword God and take your girl away from him
Tappei really knows how to write best girls huh
Ana.
He knows how to write pretty much every girl except Emilia unfortunately
more pls
>best boy
ftfy
Thearesia is great but she can only be with Wilhelm
>Thearesia is great but she can only be with Wilhelm
And?
Her best scene was when her horse told her to fuck off and wouldn't let her ride him.
She can't be Best Girl(waifu) because she can only be happy with one man.
If you mean just in general Best Girl then that's your opinion
>She can't be Best Girl(waifu) because she can only be happy with one man
?????
You say that like it's a counter point, but I completely agree with you, can't you see how slutty succubus who can't ride her stallion because she's saving herself to be boned by her bony stallion is genius.
>arc 5 is almost translated
I am not ready for this
Don't worry about it. it's dumb argument that I don't really know why I started
You can waifu who ever you feel like
Regarding this how the fuck did these two get such a shitty son? Its almost inconceivable.
Ana or Ana(Echidna)
Ana.
Blame Reinhard
all the expectations of being their son must have really got to him
He probably went mad when Rein became Sword Saint and not him
No, seriously, explain what you meant.
Prideful, haughty and snarky personalities are made to have their wombs bullied user
And Rem can only be with Subaru.
Wrong.
I would not waifu Thearesia because I'm not Wilhelm. Wilhelm was necessary to make her happy.
Thats about all the reasoning I got
Sounds like a pretty shitty reason to me senpai
>big tits, must be rem
>tsundere glare, must be ram
Why can't artists just at least color the hair. My boner is so confused.
Right.
Well Heinkel is a shitty person so it all evens out
Explain yourself retard. Rem was destined to fall in love with Subaru via the Gospel.
It’s Ram. Her tits are quite small, I’ve seen 15 y/os with bigger racks
>she's into /ss/
Truly a perfect woman
Its probably to create balance, you got to have a yin to every yang and vice versa
I want her to turn my dick into ground beef with those chompers
Doesn't mean much.
>Muh Gospel
this is a clown-free board
>Rem was destined to fall in love with Subaru via the Gospel.
Gonna need the source
>I’ve seen 15 y/os with bigger racks
CODE GREEN BOYS. GO GO GO!
Don’t remember exactly but Roswaal picked up the twins because the Gospel told him to. He probably assumed Ram was the important one as she was a prodigy/most power oni to ever live or something. But it turns out Rem is the important one. After all it was Rem that modified by Capella to be able to smell the Witch’s Miasma. Rem then “From Zero”s Subaru in Arc 3 which gets repeated in Arc 4, Arc 6. Coincidently it’s because of Rem the Sage Candidate goes to the Sage’s tower.
There’s something going on with Rem.
>Rem that modified by Capella to be able to smell the Witch’s Miasma
You what? When was this stated
I think it fits together with the Re(m):IF novel where Reese or Rize (a Oni with Blue Eyes) got modified in the same way when the witch cult attacked their village. I don’t remember where exactly I know all this but Capella attacked Reese’s village and she also was there at Rem’s. It’s been over a year since we talked about this. I could have swore there was something that showed what happened after Ram got her horn cut off and they got to Roswaal’s mansion. The Rem/Ram backstory novel shows that Ram wakes up first before Rem does even though she got castrated. Again this is all years old in my head
I remember hearing a theory that Rem is the new sage disciple. It would make sense why Al freaked out when he found out she was alive, and how Rem is the trigger for Subaru awakening the witch genes
Nah you're right. In Rem's Ram's backstory where she got tortured in the basement is where her miasma sniffing started coming into effect. After capella started pouring aids into her left ear.
Emilia
I'm not falling for the cheap waifubait.
Rem obviously knows Subaru will be a ladder for her life, Emilia wanta to see Subaru as a pure romantic interest.
taste
Her abs must feel amazing
>I'm not falling for the cheap waifubait.
>Rem obviously knows Subaru will be a ladder for her life
>she's a waifubait
>she isn't a waifubait
make up your damn mind
I SUMMON THEE
nice pic
>that chromatic aberration
why do artist do this
koreans man
Impregnate Ram for strong oni babies.
It hides imperfections.
Its a crime there aren't any doujins dedicated to her.
>The battlefield of the grandfather, father, and grandchild, with this, came to an end.
>A lady, a grandmother, a mother, a wife.
>The end of Thearesia van Astrea engraved wounds upon the hearts of the three.
KINO
I
N
O
looks nice
Tappei really knows how to butcher hearts huh?
How can she birth Onis if she lost her horn?
I feel like Ram would die during childbirth
It's a look user, not science. You don't have to like it just accept other might. if it's popular is because people like it.
Reinhardt did the right thing but he also did the wrong thing. Fuck Reinhardt. There was still a chance.
Human birth is difficult enough, can't imagine how bad it is adding spikes to a baby's skull, I'm guessing Onis are born feet first so at least is a slicing rather than a stabbing motion
For me, is Rom.
Reinhardt is a lizard what did you expect?
I was more talking about how weak her body is. Subaru might have to use his greed ability for her to survive
Found it
https: //nhentai . net/g/ 216393/
Patrician taste
Re:zero already has a Rom
she can be Rim
I want Rom to Rim Ram while Rem drinks Rum.
asses too big
why would you post a youtube comment to verify your claim? Why would a comment some literal who made on youtube mean anything at all?
Not the first time he's done it.
desuarchive.org
Emilia has big boobs, rem has small boobs
Now THIS is advanced autism
I don't think you're big enough to take Rom's dick, user.
Everyone knows youtube commenters are the greatest, most valuable people in the internet. They are authorities in all matters concerning taste. duh.
me clicking two buttons or him?
yes
>From the beginning to the end, my life was surely one full of blessings.
>I had my brothers whom I had a good relationship with, I had a female friend who was always warm towards me and took tender care of me, I was helped by many people, I met Wilhelm.
>I’m sure, lots of problems must still be there.
But I have faith, that you all will be alright.
>But, the truth is, just one thing.
There was just one last thing, left in my heart which I wanted to ask.
>ーーHow surprised would you be if you got to know, that it was actually love at first sight?
HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT BROS WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?!
But I'm not Subaru???
Why is it interesting? Sounds like a wird change desu. How did he even get them?
>WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?!
Because some jackass let her dumb pets out of their cage
Fuck Gluttony, the witch and the Archbishop
Subaru and Rem are going to have the same fate bet on it
Gospel told him
I want Beako to step on my dick with her tiny feet.
Felt is cute and very underrated.
Wha a vile thot
She let her whole family die and only protected her fucker
She’s apparently so light that she’ll float away if she uses flying magic. Just Imagine
that's not it
i love emelia too, famtachis!
Lord Allah imagine the smell
https:// nhentai. net/g/197739/ whoops wrong link
Imagine being irish and getting isekaid into a world with sexy girls.
Everyone thinking subaru will get a happy end the more witch genes he takes the more insane and crazy he will get
Why is it that literally no one knows how to draw Emilia?
no one knows how to write her either
damn.
I want to lewd Beako!
I think Tappei really has no idea what to do with her. All her so called "character development" she gets in Arc 4 is literally forgotten in Arc 5 - she again doesn't do anything until someone tells her to. Priscilla was the one who told Emilia to follow Subaru, Emilia then gets kidnapped and turned into a bride of the Archbishop of Greed again making her into the damsel in distress device she was in Arc 1 and Arc 3.
>tfw I finished before I even got to the rem part
that's what happens when your original drive for the character was all about her look.
>he doesn't do a quality check read to figure out how he should pace himself to cum the same time the MC does
smdh
Noice
She’s marginally better in arc 6, but still bottom tier trash
>not falling for the cheap waifubait
>picks Emilia
uhm wtf
>being a NEET without internetz
It can be done
>Divine protection of the Phoenix (can return form death)
>Subaru can tell him about RBD
>Setella kills Rine
>Rine comes back
>"Holy shit"
Why doesn't Subaru just tell him? Nothing could then stop him from tell others
Beatrice
she gets pissed at subaru, kills him, returns him to his last checkpoint so that no one knows then kills him for good
Based taste.
the fact that beatrice lost to albedo disturbs me
Super rapeable!
My dick wants to waifu and destroy Felt's hymen, but based man Reinhard already did it for me
;_;
I'd let Rein cuck me and give Felt multiple repeating orgasms while I watch
>I'd let Rein cuck me
Cringe but Reinhardpilled
You just KNOW she's some ancient fat wizard NEET who turned himself into a tiny loli with magic because he's a filthy horny degenerate.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, V, A.
Not if you remove her stabby tools and any limbs she can use them with.
EMT. rem is shit
Healing magic can be twisted to body modification, so this is very plausible.
What is that thing Emilia is wearing? A slingkini?
the fucking water bofa deez hoes are fucking atrocious
This is the first thread in while where we haven't had this happen
Does someone have the re-issued volume 01 of the US BD collection?
Why the FUCK do the Light Novels get released WAY sooner for Polish then they do english?
They're fucking 2 issues ahead.
Reinhard and Felt would never have a relationship like that. They'll never be more than friends.
I'll let the poles have this one; it's not like they have anything else worth living for
It only works during day, when there is the sun shining .