SHE'S 14. YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO A 14 YEAR OLD

and that's ok

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young and fertile, *drools

Actually she is 13 years old for at minimum episodes 1-20.

Fuck 14 year olds.

based fourteenyearoldpill

I was 14 when I finished eva so it's ok.

Source? I could have sworn all the Children were 14 because that's the arbitrary age Tomino set for Gundam protagonists and every mech show has followed it since.

Well, she was 14 in 2015, which means she's 18 now.

Its legal in my country so its ok

Don't mind if I do

Asuka's birthday is December 4, 2001.
The events of the series take place across August 2015 - December 2015, with EoE on New Years 2016.
Nope, still 17.

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she is 28

>Asuka is a Zoomer

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is she cute and funny?

That's hot.

Funny... sometimes. Cute... Yeah, when shes not being a bitch

Sie ist sehr sexy.

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Do you think being stuck in a 14 year old body gives her trouble getting laid, or does it help?

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with 99% of world population dead, I don't really think it matter that much

>heart piano
HOLY SHIT, ASUKA X KAWORU CONFIRMED

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I love it though

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I want to raise Asuka into a responsible young woman as my daughterfu brehs

>ywn take Shinji and Asuka to therapy while getting them to squat heavy and improve their confidence by enrolling them in Martial Arts

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This is your average Reifag

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Pretty sure as pilots they're already kept fit.
And that is to say nothing about manga Asuka.

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Manga is basically fanfiction unless Rebuilds tie it all together.

I don't know, they never showed any
sort of fitness regime for the children. I'm projecting hard BTW because powerlifting and martial arts literally changed my life and worldview on its head when I was suicidal.

Asuka is really basic, so no, I wasn't attracted to her at all. Thank you for being honest with yourself for once, even if you consider yourself a pedo.

14 is prime breeding age

In the end it's summer dress that she looks best in

misato or gtfo

I'm not so sure about fucking, but licking the cunny is a-okay

Btfo

kind of old

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>14
too old

Well someone fucked up their age math on that one, seeing how a big deal is made in-universe that the pilots all have to be 14. How lazy are they that no one ever went back and adjusted her birthday back a little?

When did they ever say that?
I think early on there was some mention about being born after 2nd Impact, but really its the mom-pilot connection that matters for Shinji and Asuka.

So?

What's even more disturbing is that Eva is so popular in Japan when it and related media sexualize Rei and Asuka so much. I thought normal Japanese people find that to be abhorrent.

go back

I was 12 when I saw evangelion
she's an older girl to me

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Daily reminder that it is a biological fact that men are attracted to 14-year olds. It's just that most societies pretend that they aren't (except for a few like japan), while simultaneously pretending that 35-year olds are attractive.

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And stay there for god sake

Where did you get a picture of me?

garbage series so no I wasn't.

I want to sniff those panties so fucking bad

>Zoomer
And you think are some oldfag? you saying shitty memes bud

Esl-kun pls

It's exactly how you should post though

>a phoneposter has something to say
More like average normalfag

You sound mentally retarded

I am attracted to Rei.

Ok, you sure showed me

Glad to see we agree

not

problems with mom, huh
tell me more, user

nothing like the 12 year old girlfriend I regularly have sex with

>attracted to 14 year olds as a young child
>attracted to 14 year olds as a 14 year old myself
>attracted to 14 year olds as a young adult
why should I suddenly stop?

don't bother just don't share candy with them irl

Holy shit the Rei thread is full of the saddest, most miserable people I've ever seen. Is this why Anno hates Rei so much?

she has a very shapely body here

The majority of anime Girls are between 12 to 17

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fuck you I share candy with everyone

Why is that?

ngl i get a kick out of reading their esl tales of misery

That's illegal in USA and Canada.

>Amerimutts can only fuck people above 18
>A woman hits her prime in her 14 and will rot after a couple years like an old fruit

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I honestly don't think I've ever seen a more miserable, pathetic group of people than in that thread. Whenever I feel bad about myself I can at least compare myself to those undesirables and realize I'm actually pretty alright

Curse of EVA denied me this
Fuck you Anno

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My guess is so young auidences can find them easier to be relatable.Or maybe it's some Japanese thing about how good it is to be youthful.

This is why I love 28-year-old Asuka from Eva 3.0 because she is of legal age by the time of that movie.

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Why is 14 allowed? Doesn't sex with 14 year olds harm kids as well.

The chief problem with anime in our time is that most girls in it are underage and the shows push unwitting men through the door of pedophilia.
In Japan the otaku actually form the chief body of creepy kiddy fiddlers.

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It's because in Japan there's this psychological condition called chunnibyou.

Asuka looks like Alicia Melchiott from Valkyria Chronicles in that picture.

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I don't see it at all my dude

Well, I see about 65 percent of outward similarities.

Legal Asuka is the best Asuka.

Hottest Asuka I've ever seen. Unripe girls really lack sex appeal.

My dick is hard.

Best 14 (80000+) year old

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Grow Up Girls look like men

how many inches you think that asshole could fit

i'm only attracted to rei

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Those proportions are disgusting

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rei is a real woman
asuka is a scrawny kid

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IMAGINE

I AM SCREEEEEEECHINGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Rei is fine but not when her bodily proportions resemble that of an ogre

ogres have good proportions

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so does your MOM

>ywn marry adult Asuka and have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation