Scumbag Loser

>I make $$$
>I'm fit as fuck too
>wastes his time on Yea Forums

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Here are my keys in front of an 85 inches tv I used to fap to 4k loli scans.
Why would I lie in a cantonese image board while being anonymous?

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i'm a lolifag, fit and have a little boy. sorry, incel.

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>posting his Dad's keys

Probably the author's only work with a decent ending.

Spoil me, how's it end?

Here's me posing with my dad's mousepad.

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You dad sounds based as fuck. Such a shame he has a lying manchild for a son

I know right? Maybe if you had a cool dad like mine you would be less salty in life.

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Show off your room. You full weeb? Post weapons.

Absolutely.

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cringe. imagine being this desperate to convince people that you're not a loser

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i’m a skinny loser

Christ, what a desperate faggot.

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>Why do I always have to rub one out right before meeting up with people?!
>My damn tardiness even cost me my part-time job
Holy fuck, is this my fate?

I personally believe that you are not a loser but when you posted that mousepad, sorry but I would have to call bullshit.
No respectable social-minded person would do that. How'd I know?
I am a manager of a store in a mall and people who buy perverted stuff is going to lose the respect of the people under him and might even get fire simply because he is a bad image for the company.

I won't post pictures but if you doubt me, you can ask me questions about my position.

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I guess owning over 2000 doujinshi makes me something of a weeb.
I'm sorry for making you lose your valuable meme posting time.

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Did you put spats on your mousepad?

Not that far fetched. I'm an engineer, earn pretty good money, not exactly a bodybuilder but in good enough shape to run 5km without spilling my guts
on Yea Forums because my personality is shit so i have no social life.

Can't be as shitty as the guy posting his black Friday TV

Also here's a selfie that my hot girlfriend just sent me. When I'm not exercising my ass off or jerking it to loliporn I call her to my house for a shag.
To get into mood for sex we watch imported loli hentai anime on my other 85 inch 4K TV that I have in my sexroom.
...What, you thought I fap and have sex in same room? Ridiculous, obviously I have several rooms in my house, all with designated purposes for different sorts of (lewd) acts.

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Manga Source?

Literally me, but I have good hygiene.

literally in the title

I do.

But my life isn’t anime so I don’t still have tons of girls after me even though I’m weird as hell.

Sometimes

Do you allowed your customers into your house?
I act like a typical normie when I'm managing my businesses but I do whatever the fuck I want in my house.
This is another fullsize mousepad it looks small next to this big ass tv.

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does she know you're a pedophile?

>I'm super rich guys believe me!
>keeps posting his TV and nothing but his TV
Press x to doubt

That wasn't me I don't spend money on sluts pretty much all my money goes to japan.

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Wow framed pictures. You must be a billionaire to have something like that

What exactly do you want me to post? I'm not your typical rich guy. I just buy the typical weeb stuffs you probably buy too but in higher quantities.

Mate, posting perverted things are actually making your story less and less credible.

Post something that is credible.
I could ask you your job, employment records, how you manage your taxes, and how your business runs.
Heck, I could ask how you the IRS ensures you pay your taxes at the right amount.

But I please don't.
THis is not a blogsite and there will be ways to make it falsify the information.

Let's just say that we don't believe you and be on your way.
Quit posting your bullshit. You're so insecure you stink of bullshit

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>this is how you look like irl hehehe
>posts how he's like
>w-wow, dude, y-you're so desperate
kek, way to go faggots.

post body

the girl is revealed to be some kind of sentient being born from the dirt that latched on a female body. In the end the MC devoured her because it was what she wanted. She said she is the only one who can love him for who he is. He said something back before eating her but it's not shown to readers

You can't have it both ways user. You can't claim to be rich and then say your home/apartment is the same as some part timer. It's no wonder people are making fun of you

I imagine that you never invite anyone into their house.

you're starting to sound like...

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>all my money goes to japan.
>But I frame shit I printed from Danbooru

big autism ITT

Based user, OP and poorfags are seething. Now give me some gibsmedat.

>even slightly believing him
How new are you?

based

I have a 15 inch cock, but I look like OP's pic...
What do?!

We need more anons pretending to be this faggot

what the fuck is the point of this thread

>i'm a fatty loser irl so everyone must be
Stop projecting.

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make virgins salty i guess

DID YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A 85 INCH TV AND THAT I HAVE A PAIR OF CAR KEYS!?!?!??!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

They are original doujinshi bub. This one I won from an auction.

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I started on Yea Forums as a true loser.
But I managed to save myself and have been seeing more and more anons becoming a success.

I even talked to a NASA scientist at Yea Forums and shitposted with a British Lord at Yea Forums.

I am willing to believe anyone can be a success. But when you're this insecure, I'm sorry

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show us the car, not just the keys

I'm actually attractive and rich but socially retarded and suicidal.

Ok but I still don't believe you
[Spoiler]Now post a picture of her bare ass and I'll believe you[/Spoiler]

t-that's a lot of doujin...

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who's talking about being a fatty loser besides you?

God help whichever cop that has to process the scene after the neighbors complain about the smell of your rotting corpse.

I don't doubt that you have a decent life now and that you have talked with semi-successful people. I just find it weird that you believed a shit poster for even a slight second

OP of course which is also him.

I spent more time on /sci/ than Yea Forums, lately.
Guess the failure rate is too high here.
Hope it improves soon

Add a rainbow flag and you have the obnoxious LGBT/faggot/reditor/resetera posters

>that hentai - Yea Forums tab...

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are you dyslexic? did you even read my post?

This

have sex with my waifu

Oh don't worry I got 24 hour security.
I hope you enjoy my hairy legs.

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Based. I hope you find an irl Loli and raise her to be your wife.

Hey, I just wanted to thank everyone in this thread for reminding me why I don't come to this site anymore.

Post a webm giving us a "Cribs" style explanation of your based house of hentai.

Most people here are pretty successful by most standards. The only difference is that the anons here aren't going to brag about it nor will there ever be a time to bring it up in a way that will contribute to the overall discussion.

The only ones that do are liars looking for (you)'s

>all those angry incels projecting
hahahahaha, great thread.

Cool story, bro! See you tomorrow.

>waiting this long to post the inside of a car
Let me guess, you didn't expect your dad to be in the garage for that long huh?

No I just wasn't expecting you to get this salty lmao.

The ending legit sucked. I got into it at first but it legit got a bit too much towards the end and the end was just down right stupid.

>Let me guess, you didn't expect your dad to be in the garage for that long huh?

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>I-I- I only waited so long because everyone was salty

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Scan them all faggot!
Or anything which its hi-res scans isn't available anywhere.

Gah. Why not go digital?

How else am I going to let people know i'm rich?

People were already getting mad over a simple tv so I didn't want to fuel the fire by posting pictures of a 80k german beauty but the yous got the better of me.

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What the fuck is this thread

HI user JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A 85 INCH TV

I fap to digital but I like collecting physical for autistic reasons.

bros what do we do he's actually rich

PROTIP: when posting pics of your base model automatic car, avoid showing the dash, analogue gauges reveal how many decades old the car actually is.

The amount of neckbeards seething ITT is pretty hilarious. It's downright pathetic, even by Yea Forums's standards.

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You didn't want to fuel the fire that you started and continued to flame?

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so, fake and gay?

I don't change cars every year just like I don't change phones, all of my picrtures were taken with an iphone6.

>normie
Fuck off.

>3 times a week

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>religiously

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>in own room

He has nice tiddies

>80k german beauty
>I don't change cars every year

G-G-Guys it was 80k... when it was new... in 1993...

It's from 2017.

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>he doesnt make 6 figures a week

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>conveniently crops out the odometer...
Dude, it's like a 2005 audi. The gauge isn't even digital Probably got it with 180k+ miles on it for around $4000.

It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dowwwwwn~

.
This is what being a moefag looks like

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>base model

Finally some car fags spoke up. I like shit posting too but he's taking to another level

30000 kms so around 18k miles??

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Cheap but nice design. I can dig it

>itt: anons doxing themselves for no reason

Don't you dare make fun of my base model car!

I sincerely hope nobody here identifies with this. If you do, you belong on /r9k/. If you're a moefag, you should be respectable for the sake of your waifu, and if you're a shonenfag, you should be emulating your heroes. Simple as.

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>It's from 2017
Protip: base audis are pretty unimpressive rebadged VWs, also analogue gauges in 2017 loool

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the only way you'd be able to do that is by looking at the EXIF data which you can't even do anymore

So what you're saying is you overpaid for a used 2005 audi...

Either user has shit taste when it comes to buying cars(being a rich fag and all) or his parents bought that car for him as a graduation gift.

Dude, half of those buttons on the steering wheel don't match 05 fag.

The digital dashboard wasn't available in my country when I bought it in january 2017.

>I sincerely hope nobody here identifies with this
Choke on my piss bottles faggot

That shouldn't be a problem if you're rich though.....

Nice LARP. I bet you're a decent person.

I only owned 1 love hotel back then. I own 2 now.

Holy shit guys first the richfag now the Yea Forums authority has arrived

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>bought a VW with a 10k badge on it
At least get something RWD user

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Aston martin just recently opened a showroom in my country so I'm saving for that.

I'm actually fatter

>still that angry
kek

an RWD? you're going to put his parents in debt with that kind of talk.

>STILL wasting time on Yea Forums
Why?

Single mother and she's currently living in burgerland.

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>People make fun of an user for faking being rich
>"I-I-I-it's because you're mad at my used car!"
This level of cope is impressive

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I'm a shy weeb who collects doujinshi. What else would I be doing on a sunday?

Not him, but you do sound pretty salty

neet with a comp sci degree here

how do i get a job

you're obviously angry

I can see why she was only able to give you the base model

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Based on the dash board and its button placement I think this is that user's car.

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>and this is our son's room, he's really into anime

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>The digital dashboard wasn't available in my country when I bought it in january 2017

what is google image search??
Note the 2005 has full length analogue pointers, gas gauge in lower right, TFT readout in middle...

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>"I-I-I-it's because you're mad at my used car!"
so... is it?

Look the CEO in the eye and give him a nice firm handshake

I don't see any pictures of your car posted here, user.

>comp sci degree
Sorry but you've already lost

Nah my shitty car has a nicer dashboard than that.

This guy surely got promoted to moderator of Yea Forums

Then post it you faggot

>actually owning a car
lol my daddy just gives me lifts if I'm a good girl

why are you angry then?

I do quinceneras as well, user.

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>guy
Fun fact: it's actually a girl's room

Not posting my car but i'm also not going to lie about having a hellcat or some shit. I have dodge dart aero 2014 if you want to google it

>if I'm a good girl
uh-oh

>time to go tell Yea Forums to HAVE SEX again!

Yes she even added a nice panoramic roof to vent my waifu.

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Yeah I'd rather have a 2005 Audi

if you don't post it along with a picture of your feet we have no inclination to believe you

I'm not angry. I just find it funny that some guy who has a decent car,home,job has to play it up more than it has to be

How'd you not get arrested for importing loli shit?

Nice try FBI.

I believe you!
Donald Trump here, I love slutty anime girls, traps, Futas, ntr and yes I also love yuri and yaoi hentais. Best Hentais are with shotas and Futanaris
Also HxH is shit and we need more explicit male on male rape in every manga and anime series.
Make Rape Great Again!

Never said it was great but like I said it has a better dashboard than his used car

Do the needful and learn Java.

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You guys are salty losers, vid related its me on my wedding day

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Why do people feel the need to be validated by some anonymous cunts on Yea Forums?
This is more pathetic than what normalfags do, at least the people they want to impress have a face and a name.

I never identify with any protag because there is always a part of their life or personality that's neither me nor what I really want to be.

Wow you're just salty. I bet you wish you had a 2005 audi heh fucking nerd

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Are superficial and easily replaceable features like that the only things that stroke your superiority boner?

being this jealous of a bunch of anonymous cunts is even more pathetic

Still better than fishing for (You)s you filthy whore

The woman seems upset marrying the guy

What happened to this place? Who the fuck are you people?

I'm not the one bragging about a used car. I simply pointed out that it's nothing to brag about when mine and everyone else's shitty car is just as good or better

is this what happens to canydoll models when they turn 16

No we are really happy

wow I can TASTE the SALT from your TEARS. Another user jealous of my 05 audi! sad!

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my friends from /r/anime linked me this thread and told me to make fun of the big meaniehead with the fat wallet

your friends simply can't handle how great my 05 audi is. The SALT just keeps getting better and better.

YAAY LEDDIT WE DID IT!!!

Check the numbers bub is not used.

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I know it feels fun bragging on the internet/laughing at people who brag on the internet, but there are better ways to spend your time. You could watch an anime, or read a manga, or talk about the anime and manga you watch and read. You could even do it on this board.

Have sex

based

Reading this thread is like listening to the echoes of a faggot stuck far up his fat asshole

That's like claiming 30 isn't old

what do you mean?

people don't talk about anime on this board, only shounenshit

This is the one where all the hot girls are actually aliens, right?

Or better yet, you could stop being a faggot and keep your fat head out of threads that don't interest you

Try learning to code.

I tell my forwarder to keep my packets under 200$ so they don't get inspected.
Calm down bub no need to be this salty.

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>4000 a week at min
>200,000 a year

Based

Reading this thread is like hearing a bunch of fat pinoys getting mad at how there are people on this board that can actually afford things aside from hot pockets and cup ramen

Instead of spending money on seen shit get plastic surgery

Another user DESTORYED by my 05 Audi. Please keep giving me your SALT!

Know what desk and chair those are? I'm looking for a new desk and chair.

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BASED. They can't handle our used cars user! my 05 audi is just reeving to collect all the SALT from the haters

I'm a moefag and I'm in the military

>moefags kill brown people for money
No shame

>user brags about being rich
>proceeds to call everyone salty when they point out his lies
The fuck is this reddit tier shit

Hey I may be a faggot by your standars but I'm not fat.
Here are some nice little mementos from my comiket trips.

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>HURR! ANALOG METER!
They used the analog dashboard until 2015 you know.

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>bragging about a 2015 car
That's even worse

inb4 "bro you salty"

yeah, for the base models.
note the fuel gauge moved into the tacho, unlike the 2005

And how does this pic is anything similar to this pic ?

Was this the only remotely decent ending this author has ever made?
>dude let the only girl who ever actually liked him die and is forced to kill her

At least they have immaculate tastes.

they are both 2005 audis

With his mouth and the CEO's dick?

Pic related has been the whole thread

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>Holy shit! user has eyes and mouth like me!
>Therefore they also fat and stink too!

I don't like it when my friends are fighting!

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Going to the original subject of the thread. They're fucking skinwalkers, the poor fat fuck.

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all shitposts aside, it's a 05 audi.

Is that a valve index lighthouse?

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I'm not your friend, chump

No just a normal vive lighthouse. I will probably import the index when is out in japan. Taxes here are a bitch.

That seems very unlikely, and you're probably crying as you post.

That's right, you're my bro

Good thing its not a little girl or you'd be in jail by now

On top of being fat and smelly, you are also blind and have sub-100 IQ since this pic is clearly that user's car.

imagine thinking user's car isn't a 05 audi. talk about low IQ

>moefags prove yet again that they're the most successful and intelligent members of Yea Forums
Absolutely based.

Good thing you're waiting, the controllers suck right now

cope

Based Kannaposter

But do they suck more than the wands?
I still want to get the index before boneworks release that shit looks amazing.

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dilate

They're way better for actually playing the games, the issue right now is build quality as they're very fragile

Well that sucks, fragily is a very big issue. My wands are all wonky from all the hits they've received while playing that rocky boxing game. Hopefully gaben fix that shit by the time boneworks is out.

Who do you think funds them no matter how shit they are? Money is Power baby! Pedos control the Vatican.

It's okay, just accept that Moechads have better taste than you.

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>ITT bunch of jealous loser anons coping and downplaying how successful 1 of the user here is

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>Audi
Since when the fuck was Audis status symbols? When people on welfare can drive it, nobody think it is impressive. And 800 bucks? The office above make 20k each day, per head minimum if they want to stay.

post your car

>tfw massive lolifag and I'm /fit/

I don't know how people stay fat to be honest. All you gotta do is exercise till your burn all that fat.

I can't believe Moefags being gigachads wasn't a meme.

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Go to any anime convention, there are plenty of fit moefags. I get it though, I thought all trapfags were virgins that couldn't get women but I've met a few that looked like normalfags.

I actually tend to enjoy manga, shows, and games where I don't identify with the MC. The fun of them is to experience the stories of other people and not oneself. If I want to experience a story with someone I identify with, I would venture out into the real world and do something worth narrating.

>pressing your crotch against the mousepad your dad regularly touches
Sweet home Alabama

I wanted to talk about Scumbag Loser ffs. I know it sounds impossible for a moeshit to be rich. I know. But if some irredeemably depraved furries can make loads of money, then so can some moefags.

The manga is shit with nothing to talk about get over it you self mark.

lmao, the shit you see on Yea Forums sometimes. "Nice try, regular guy. You aren't really a loser! I'll bet you're just an ok dude!"

/fit/ works out for their waifus. If anything some of those guys are more dedicated to anime then the shounen normalfags here.

so OP is melonpan lite?

He might be. Or just a fucking liar.

>The office above make 20k each day, per head minimum
20k USD a day would put their annual income at roughly 5 million a year, factoring days off. That would put them in the top 0.01% in the US and 0.009% in the world in terms of income. The only "job" that pays that much is that of a megacorp CEO. Now imagine an office full of those balding boomer company heads sitting above shiteater user's workplace...

is that your parents car?

Go slit your pudgy wrists with that newfag edge elsewhere you fat fucking fartmachine

most people that like young girls/children are actually fit handsome people, wonder why they like to portray them as disgusting appearances

Sorry I just wanted to make this antimoe
user a little mad but things went a little out of control thanks to my triggerhappy fingers. I'm not OP.
I do enjoy both shonenshit and moe shit but moe has a special place in my heart.
Don't let shounentards push you around I know all of you of my fellow moechads can make it too.
See you around.

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I remember almost pissing my bed. I was dreaming I was starting to take a piss and then it became one of those dreams where you're aware and I realized I was almost pissing myself.

I hope not, because that'd make you a murderous pedophile based on how the story goes.

Rather than read through this thread, I read the entire manga in one sitting. Someone please spoil what the guy said at the end; it was left ambiguous and the author basically said that it should be obvious. Please do this for me, I am an idiot ontop of being a loser.

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losers don't get shit tho

>Billabong belt
Larper detected. At least wear expensive brand names like LV or Supreme to fool someone.

this. i dont care about moe but all the lolifags I've known in-person including myself have been very functional, fit, healthy and mellow people

I've been wearing that belt for over 10 years. Gift from my sister.

>moefag
>also retarded
lol also what branch

>moefags kill brown people for israel

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He subs boi pussy on sandniggerland ops when soldiers can't get their hands on local loli rapemeat

ITT scumbag losers
the irony...

woah...really...makes...you...think...

to be fair my boss whos a CTO wears RUCA shirts constantly so I dont see this as far fetched

>I wanted to talk about Scumbag Loser
yeah me too, thats what i expected from this thread when i saw it

Yo I know this thread has devolved into metaposting but I just binged Scumbag Loser and it was one of the less-disappointing horror manga I've read honestly. However rushed it is, it delivers well on the atmosphere and concludes pretty much all its character arcs and mysteries. Worth a binge at least

300 pound user here, I want horror monster girls to mess with me too.

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How can you be moefag and richfag but doesn't be buyfag with 20k figures.

For what purpose?

Lots of fat people in the military. How do I know you're not a supply "tech" or some other meme trade with no physical activity?

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youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0
Dude should do the call to Dean and Sam Winchesters to deal with monsters.

Some men just prefer scroll over statue.

Ok I decided to read that shit, just finished
it's just a prank bro

For the most part yes, except I make decent money since someone somewhere decided software engineers should have good pay.

you arent

Let's compare our ages and salaries (USD) guys.
Me: 25, 120k

Get out poorfag.

based

>moefag
>/fit/ homo
Is this what terminal cancer looks like?

What forwarder do you use?

/thread

Us lolichads stand at the top of the social ladder

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Based room

Fun fact: men who prefer JCs can bench 350 pounds, on average.

This thread is a trainwreck. I love it.