For a country that so anal about cleanliness they sure take food poisoning lightly

Are you the same guy that post the "japanese humor" threads on Yea Forums? It's the same brand of autism.

have you never heard of eggplants, city boi?

>They actually grow those eggs

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amerilards are the only ones who eat infected eggs

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Doesn't the hot rice cook the egg?

onions sauce kills bacteria, retard.

They don't pack chickens into bird auchwitz like they do in America. Having good agricultural legislation lowers the chance of outbreak. We refrigerate our eggs to prevent them from spoiling, when they already have a protective film. That film gets washed away in American farms because of how unsanitary factory farming is. In the UK (never personally bought raw eggs in other countries) they leave their eggs out because they aren't prone to infection like ours.
Maybe it isn't them who are wrong. Maybe it is us.

>onions sauce

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>onions sauce
that’s onions sauce retard

why is food poisoning even a thing like nigga go take a shit haha like nigga drink some water haha

I'm so glad that Yea Forums's retardation extended to having wordfilters even on Yea Forums. Good job Yea Forums, you fucking assholes.

>be american
>take a huge shit, wipe with toilet paper
>don't wash hands
>pick nose and scratch balls
>go into the kitchen and get an entire tub of raw cookie dough
>eat the entire thing with my bare hands
>get on Yea Forums
>"wtf is wrong with japanese people eating raw eggs in their rice? don't they know that's unsanitary? You could get salmonella"

>hurr nippon egg superior
Regardless. Who the fuck wants to eat slimy disgusting raw egg when they take a minute to cook into light and fluffy omelettes or scrambled egg?

Based. I was waiting for that webm.

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Just finished s2 of silver spoon and I'm disappointed by the lack of porn for this anime

I've given it a try. Not bad, but prefer to just cook an egg separate and add it in.

DUnno what's that stuff on the toast but black pudding is delicious.

Probably marmite. Nips have no taste, more news at 11.

you forgot
>get shot

half rare eggs are delicious

See I never get why nobody wouldn't wash their hands. Do they actually not like having their hands pure and not feeling anything against them?

put me in the screenshot

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You'd think so, and then you see how much a dozen eggs costs over there.

Oh I fucking get,BLAH BLAH JAP EGGS DIFFERENT BLAH BLAH SALMONELLA SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS LIKE IM A FUCKING RETIREMENT HOME WITH OLD PEOPLE SAYING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER WITHOUT REALIZING IT.

I've heard it was a /g/ mod upset at people calling his favorite keyboard a basedboard.

>Hurr just cook it dood
No,fuck off

Rice should be steaming hot maybe

They are also anal about fresh ingredients so fuck of with your 3rd world salmonella ridden shit, retard OP.

Not only to Yea Forums, but also to manga translated on Yea Forums.

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Glorious nippon eggs, thousand times, etc. etc.

I decided that from now on i'll use these threads to remind everyone that Gin no Saji is great and you should watch and read it.

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FUCK OFF, ERIC.

Lies, onion sauce does not such thing.

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fuck you too..

I feel bad for the spics on /int/ who have to call themselves onions now

For real tho, cow tongue dipped with raw egg is so fucking kino

I recently felt like catching up after not reading it for about a year. There were like 2 new chapters. I dont think it will ever return to a regular release schedule, except maybe if the sick family member of the mangaka dies

>kino
I don't think you know the meaning of that word

Do you mean aubergines?

>raw eggs
>salmonella
Unless you go out of your way to lick the eggshell, the probability of getting salmonella is extremely low.

You forgot to mention something very important, they also don't bathe their hens in chlorine

the only other people I can remember who eat raw food is the inuit, and they are like the poor man's version of japs.

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Only a problem for amerimutts.

kek I never thought about that

On a side note, do Japs really leave all their shoes at the door? Why would you want to put your bare feet on the dirty floor?

The hens are schooled in the ways of bushido so their eggs as hard as 9000 times folded steel for bacteria to penetrate

to be fair, I'm german and the lowlanders have been eating raw meat and eggs for 1000 years

>wearing your shoes inside the house
disgusting subhuman

Why is brunts gun in this shot?

>he doesn't wear shoes to bed
It's top comfy in winter

I always have to autistically take the white stuff out of the egg before I cook/eat it.
Anyone else do this?

stop it, americans are so brainwashed that think other countries also has their unsanitary farming

I tried this once.
It made my throat and stomach hurt, and also made it difficult for me to breathe.
Did I do it wrong?

You separate the yolk from the whites?

The floor is dirty because you don't take off your shoes you stupid American

I'm pretty sure most civilised countries do that

I take out the little white strings you sometimes find when you crack an egg

I do that too, but sometimes they're too hard to separate so I just leave them.

Why are Europeans so obsessed about what Americans do?

That's a word filter on all boards.

Even /ck/?

I never understood why it’s so important to wash my hands after I touch my penis. Shouldn’t I wash my penis after I touch my hands instead?

No, it was removed from /ck/.

I don't get it. Is this a perpetually assblasted autistic britbong because of that one PriPri screencap?

Britbongs forever buttblasted.

fried egg, marmite on toast, black pudding
that's a 10/10 breakfast right there

The Unsanitary States of America buttmad again

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I've never understood why Brit cuisine has such a bad reputation in Murrica of all places. I thought us murcans were supposed to love roast beef and gravy.

i hope you like the taste of salmonela too

rent free, europoor

Why are American rents so damn astronomically high? Like fucking 1500$ for a studio apt in a medium-sized Midwestern city?

Generalization of things. Italians make us think of pizza; Chinese makes us think of noodles; and with Mexicans we think tacos. With the British we mostly think of tea which of course, because of soda dominated society, we think "fucking gays lol". We also don't have that much culinary history to take pride in like most countries so instead we like bullying you nerds over stuff like this.

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Did she pour fucking milk in the rice?

it's fucking good, I do it all the time with fresh recently cook rice.

Nothing wrong with rice and milk.
Just think of the result as a unsweetened rice pudding.

Swedish eggs aren't contaminated by salmonella. It hasn't been an issue for over a decade.

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That fucking bitch.

>telling the truth to the subhuman flat faces
there's nothing wrong with that

I will never understand this meme about Americans supposedly wearing shoes indoors. The only people I know growing up in the US that don't take their shoes off when they go inside are poorfags who live like absolute slobs.

It's ok to eat something that hasn't been deep fried or baked.

>be American
>eat raw egg on rice
>live because I am not a brown person

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That sounds so bizarre to me, I might try it someday.

yes, it is. as long as it's not raw it's okay

So you never ate a fruit or veggie in your life.

The taste of a raw egg would be more of a problem for me than any potential food poisoning. If the rice/bowl is hot enough the egg should cook to some degree though. I wonder how many people in this thread eat their steak well done.

of course not, I'm not a poorfag

>not a poorfag
Fresh vedgetables and fruits are the most costly things relative to quantity in the supermarkets.

said the poorfag

ßóy sauce

In soviet countries its a pretty common thing, its called a rice porridge. Although that's not how you actually cook it. Tastes pretty shitty imho.

Exactly, They cost too much for my budget so I don't buy any other than the cheap tasteless canned or frozen stuff.

oh hey it worked, Sóy sauce

Söy

what are you, japanese?

That is unironically poorfag mentality. I worry for you.

Excuse me?
youtu.be/BwMFMqE4UMM

Eggs are literally chicken sperm

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The united states is just too fucking big and diverse in terms of both people and geography to ever have a set handful of iconic dishes. That only happens with tiny nations, or nations that are segregated into elite city class people and middle-of-nowhere mudfarmers.

user do you not know the difference between a sperm and an egg?

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what would be "against them" after taking a shit?
You make contact with poop when wiping?

I don't think you understand how sexes or reproduction work.

I tried the raw egg on my rice while I was in Japan. It didn't really add much flavor, it just kind of made it slimy and wet.

I bet you think men can have vaginas

Oi, you got a loicense for that post?

Eggs are literally chicken menstruation

Doesn't it work like this?
In the womb, Spermatozoids fight it out battle royale style eating each other and the last one alive becomes baby?

do mexicans call themselves s 0 y?

I really hope you mean "they have a very specific diet to create those eggs"

fag why didn't you punch that into google instead of the post area?

I also eat that but I usually grill it first and put it between buns

I ate raw egg everyday.
After the gym.
With some kind of booze (rum, whisky, coffe licour, cachaça).

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More like wacky races where all the sperm race to be the first to find the egg and use all sorts of tricks to take out the other racers on the way.

why is this backwards?

yeah the swedish eggs are contaminated by migrant cum instead

llems eht enigami

>being american

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Migrants are fucking your chickens?

Eggs break without out get how?

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>be me
>grow chickens in a free range enviroment
>salmonela has a thing that even cooked eggs makes you sick (I'm not going into endotoxins and all that shit)
>have a 2 week old egg
>cook it
>nothing
>fresh egg that morning
>wash the shell very thouroughly (although the bacteria is already in the egg)
>try the rice thing
>tastes unpleasantly creamy (ever drank your own jizz? yeah, except it's cool and has all these rixe lumps that make it extra yuckie)
>vomit profusely that evening
really I don't think it's salmonella, it's probably naturally ocurring E. coli that's a cause for concern, so either nip chicks get plenty if antibiotocs with corn or nips have aqua regia in their stomach

>he doesn't use his hands to wash his ass after pooping and use it to eat thereby strengthening your immune system
Weaklings all of you.

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>eating eggs

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How long do you guys boil your eggs?

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Koreans are so unattractive. They destroy their facial features to look like some freaky artificial Caucasian. Not to mention they appear to emulate white women as well. It ruins the appeal of being an east Asian girl

>ever drank your own jizz?
user...

>Americans go arround boasting about doing stupid shit
>get called out
>"ur obsessed lol"

hard boiled. I never understood the whole soft boiled thing.

Soft boiled egg in ramen is the best.

>>be American
>>I am not a brown person
Ok,we all believe you

I don't really care for the way they are marinated. Some are better than others though.

rent-free

When you consider the fact that majority of their population gives two fucks about Fukushima radiation and contaminated food, eating raw eggs are nothing to them.

that's what you give to those immigrants

rice pudding is delicious, but not the way she eats it. Just rice+milk is too bland, she should at least add cinnamon and sugar.

>ever drank your own jizz? yeah, except it's cool and has all these rixe lumps that make it extra yuckie

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come on guys, you're posting anonymously, you don't have to pretend.

How does it feel to have a disgusting angloid living rent-free in your head?

I honestly never tried. I'm gonna give it a taste next time.

>no mention of Americans in OP
Why do Americans ____?

Shut up yankee, is your 9-5 already over?

>green yolk
Not that long.

You clearly don't know anything about Americans if you expect them to work on the Lord's day.

Yeah Walmart is the largest employer in America and they make people wageslave 24/7 so why not

Whatever you say, el goblino

If you can't drink tapwater, you live in a 3rd world country

It means "I am" in Spanish

We need more agricultural/rural anime.

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Their legendary fish market has tons of rats

Immunelets feel cucked by raw eggs, this s so sad. Never fresh mayonese.

reported! that a fucking racist sign.

Not if you put your finger into the ring fast enough.

She's a country bumpkin, she doesn't know what it means.

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I mean, probably?

ok ok, but who went to moon?
everyone else 0
america 1

This reminds me when I went over to my indian friend's house and he put fucking ketchup all over his ramen

>implying the moon landing was real

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Fuck you just caused me. I'm having flashbacks of my high school English teacher telling us about the proper usage of "it means X in Y" (where Y would be a language).

If I say "onions means 'I am' in Spanish", or "onions means 'I am' in English", one of those was right, but it wasn't the one we thought was right.. i can't remember and it's confusing me.

spanish is too high iq for the common ameriburger

Sapinish is too high IQ for the common latino desu

You can tell by the shadows that it was real.

Japan has free health care.
Japan's rate of salmonella is 1/10th that of US, eventhough eating raw fish/egg is very common. So the real rate is somewhere around 1/1000th the rate of US given the higher frequency of consumption.

Bro, you weren't supposed to point that out...

You have to eat all of the eggs.

tamago-jō no shōgun

It sure is ANIME in here.

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never seen a stealth /ck/ thread before?

This isn't even a stealth /ck/ thread. This is a well known /int/pol/ bait thread disguised as a stealth /ck/ thread.

>imagine making false conclusions from incomplete data... YIKES!

how does he leave the egg chamber

user I'm not pretending anything, I have never had the curiosity of tasting my own jizz. I even refused to kiss after my ex had sucked me off.

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Seething equatorial scum.

you're supposed to wash your hands before and after pissing, pleb

How many isekai out there have that trope where the MC tries to recreate rice, raw eggs, and onions sauce?

I have had raw egg with basedsauce on rice and liked it despite not being a fan of basedsauce. I am an American BTW and it was American-raised eggs.

Also, doesn't the basedsauce help purify the eggs?

Oh and wouldn't mayonnaise (preferably Hellmann's) be a better substitute since it is heavily egg-based?

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He doesn't

Raw eggs and rare meat are equally disgusting

>We also don't have that much culinary history to take pride in
Wrong

>put eggs in pot
>add cold water until eggs submerged by one inch
>heat until just boiling
>turn off heat, cover pot
>let sit for ten minutes
Perfect hardboiled eggs every time

No kidding. I just went in April and none of those fuckers wash their god damn hands after using the restroom.

What the actual fuck.

Imagine being this retarded.

how does he not break when the eggs exit?

What's wrong with that? I never wash my hands after taking a piss. It's not like I'm pissing on my hands, and I wash my dick plenty good in the shower.

this thread and the same replies over and over and over and over and over truly4chan is a nightmare

You know what the perfect environment for bacteria growth is?
Dark, damp, and warm.
Now imagine your balls in your pants.
Dark, damp, warm.

>I picked up this morning
I thought some of you faggots argued that nippniggers had a really meticulous cleaning progress that made them okay to eat GRORIOUS JAPANESE EGGU raw.

Not even bacteria wants to get near anons balls.

>balls in my pants
>dark, damp, and warm
>bacteria start growing
>there are female bacteria
>sucking nutrition from my genitals
>basically a blowjob

I audibly exhaled

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>Rice, faggot sauce and raw eggs
>Rice and milk
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>GER don't allow you to eat all the eggs

Black pudding is delicious when it's cooked for at least 30 minutes

I haven't washed my hands after using the bathroom in 26 years and I feel fine.

Americano Education

If you look at the archive op clearly spams this thread.
Just report it and move on.

>Dark, damp, and warm
You know what else is dark, damp, and warm? The inside of your mouth, you don't actually swallow food that has touched the inside of your mouth right?

When I visited the UK I tried it for the first time. A local saw me eating it, asked if I knew what was in it. When he told me I replied with a shrug and continued to eat it. Looked like he was disappointed that I didn't react with disgust.

This
You're all munching on avian period

>/pol/ and /int/ shitposting thread

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Are you really this stupid?
The rice is hot enough to cook the eggs after a minute or two.

>they don't maximise their T levels
big gains (and acne... and bald spots) will come if you just eat your own cum

>This is a well known /int/pol/ bait thread disguised as a stealth /ck/ thread.
You clearly havent been to /ck/ before.
The whole board is lazily disguised int-pol baitposting.

unless the rice is steaming 70 degrees centigrade at the start and atleast 60 degrees after two minutes it isn't going to cook shit

Yet it does, and they don't get sick.
Tomago Gohan or whatever it's called is a common breakfast over there.

>worcester sauce

kino, snoy azns btfo

Wa la

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You're not guaranteed to get food poisoning even if you down a glass of raw eggs.
There's a chance, but it isn't very high.
There are nutrients in eggs that you don't get when you cook them thoroughly. The jews in charge of modern health studies don't want you to know that. Isn't it funny that things that were perfectly fine not even 20 years ago are suddenly verboten.
It's not the eggs that changed, it's the information.
Somebody controls that information and changes it on a whim. You ever eat cookie dough or cake batter without getting sick? there ya go.

brits and japs are both backwards island monkeys
why do people mock british food but praise jap food

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You've never had sushi I take it?

>why do people mock british food but praise jap food
because Japanese food isn't revolting in every sense of the word

They do. They don't bathe their eggs in chemicals like Americans do. Even the fucking europoors eat raw eggs, because they can. Because they don't fucking irradiate their eggs, which is counterproductive because it destroys defenses against certain bacteria

That egg is still piping hot btw

You can get those kind of eggs in America too though. What is this shit?

Does nobody have a farmer's market nearby?

Fuck this shit got me. Burrito American here and rarely post in Spanish except when shitposting so I never realized how hilarious this is. No se enojen conmigo,anons. Onions un viejojoto.

I dont even eat cooked eggs cause they smell absolutly rancid to me.
Idk why.

>229 posts
You faggots never stop with this shit

Marmite on buttered toast is actually good. I got hooked on in on a trip to the UK. Now I import it.

What is the source of this? I've seen it come up time and time again.

Space fishing anime from a few seasons ago.

Most of the world eats eggs that don't have salmonella you third world double-burger.

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You gotta cut the egg smell with some peppers and cheese. It's like coffee. You wouldn't drink it straight. You gotta cut it with the cream and sugar unless your taste buds just dont care and are entirely utilitarian in their function.

Most people in America do it.
It's a chance you might get sick and even then it's very small. You don't even have to buy factory farm eggs in big supermarkets anymore. They have the organic options now.

Normal white rice
>OH MY GOD! ITS DELICIOUS! THE FLAVOR OF THE SLIGHTLY SALTED RICE, ITS TEXTURE WHEN ON MY TONGUE, IT'S LIKE IT'S MELTING IN MY MOUTH. THIS RICE WAS COOKED IN PERFECTLY BOILING WATER AND WAS REMOVED JUST ON TIME SO THAT IT'S NOT TOO SOFT NOR TO HARD. ONLY A TRUE EXPERT CAN COOK SUCH RICE!
Normal meat with some normal broth
>T-THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. SUCH TENDER TEXTURE OF THE MEAT, SUCH DENSE BROTH, SUCH RICH FLAVOR. IT GOES PERFECTLY WITH THE RICE. WHAT IS THIS? N-NO WAY! THE CHEF USED PEPPER TO GIVE IT A SLIGHT SPICINESS, YET THE NATURAL FAT OF THE MEAT PROTECTS MY TONGUE AND PREVENTS THE SPICINESS FROM BEING TO STRONG. W-WAIT, WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE THOSE SMALL PI- NO WAY. P-PARSLEY IN THE BROTH? A MASTER PIECE!
Some raw fish on rice
>that will be 300 dollars

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Because presentation.

this but unironically
why do western faggots overhype jap shit so much
i'm asian myself so i don't understand them

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$4000 for one strawberry

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Golden flakes are the dumbest creation in culinary history. How the fuck is eating actual bits of gold supposed to be healthy anyway?

Its not about health or taste, its about haveing the money to literally shit gold.

>western faggots
westerners arent the ones creating entire genres where yos-sauce on white rice is the ultimate expression of the culinary arts

Shokugeki was literally created for the foodgasms. The only people who took it seriously were white people who thought even half that shit was believable.

You just shit it out.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with eating raw eggs

Amerimutts fear raw eggs, it's funny since other countries with less quality standards can't give two shits about it, also the FDA says about salmonella precautions:
>To prevent illness from bacteria: keep eggs refrigerated, cook eggs until yolks are firm, and cook foods containing eggs thoroughly.
I bet none of them actually think of salmonella when eating any eggs with liquid yolk.

The FDA is fucking dumb and an overall net negative to both food and drugs.

No user, your sauce was either too salty or you had something spoiled on there.

Can you pan it out and resell it?

You'd have to do more than pan it, and it won't be worth the labor.

Less than a gram, not worth the effort, gold flakes are invented for youtube trannies and instagram thots to buy the gold at 1000x it's original value.

he's right retards you can literally instantly verify it on the archive. this same thread has been made dozens of times

I don't like egg in any form. I don't mind it if is very tiny amounts - almost undetectable - but anything more I hate unless I can't feel the texture in my mouth or taste it. Don't like seafood either.

egg is love

Okay you damn space alien.

That is literally the most disgusting thing I can imagine. Kys immediately, your psyche is irreparably broken and your perception of reality can never be restored.

Americans are so cucked by their nation they can't enjoy fresh eggs over rice without the government injecting poison into each chicken embryo forcing amerilards to eat them cooked.

cucked nation of the NO FREE

Y'all niggas need to watch "the hot zone" I hope this makes you a tiny bit more sanitary.
Or at least make a infection anime that isn't zombie apocalypse themed but more infectious contagions destroying your body cause y'all can't wash your cum crusted hands.
>Being a nurse is suffering

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Then explain this!

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How does he get inside?

What came first? Him or the eggs?

The mother lays them inside the fortress, much like sea turtles in the sand. The first one to hatch and grow then cooks and sells the rest.

>tfw millions of tiny gfs

We transport that stuff sometimes where I work. That stuff is a hazmat. A necessity due to the very unsanitary conditions factory farmed chickens are raised in.

But he said that he washes his sack, he just doesnt wash his hands after pissing.
Nobody does unless they piss in a public restroom and that's just because society and shit.

Has anyone ITT never eaten tiramisu? Not the industrial one you get from stores, a homemade one from a restaurant or pastry shop.
Well it's made with raw eggs

>It's like coffee. You wouldn't drink it straight. You gotta cut it with the cream and sugar
Faggot

Isn't custard double boiled? Not sure if that really counts as raw.

why do we get this thread at least once a week? It's always the exact same comments. Is the matrix running out of CPU? Report this shit for spam.

Anybody can drink coffee straight. That's not a feat and it certainly doesn't make you a tough guy to do it on the regular.
It takes an eclectic palette to appreciate how coffee is supposed to taste though.

Or Steak Tartare

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If you can soak up the yolk with your bread, your egg is undercooked.

have all you 3rd world niggers never eaten milkrice with fruit for breakfast?

If you can't soak up the yolk with your bread, your egg is overcooked.

It depends on how you like your egg done

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In America, beef is what's for dinner.

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it's mascarpone cream and it's not boiled in any way

Its even funnier the 200938th time

unironically this.
Scrambled eggs are a travesty.

scrambled eggs are creamy if prepared correctly

of course, this is impossible for americans

At least he's using good jellyb-
Wait, are those BLACK BEANS?!?!

>Anybody can drink coffee straight. >That's not a feat and it certainly doesn't make you a tough guy to do it on the regular.
Never said it did,i said you not doing it makes you a faggot

Liquorice flavor jelly beans are the best ones

>Nobody does unless they piss in a public restroom and that's just because society and shit.

Do you actually believe this?
I always wash my hands with water after taking a piss. It takes like 10 seconds, literally.
Obviously you don't wash your hands with soap after taking a piss and nobody ever claimed that you should.

creamy scrambled eggs looks and tastes like cum omelette. disgusting! i only like my scrambled eggs firm

>2019
>not using a feeding tube

>get butthurt on 4channel
>assume it’s an American
The inferiority complex is amazing on this website.

I eat TKG every morning

No bacteria ever? Enjoy never having an immune system.

I dont touch my dick as i piss, i use my pant to hold it up and then just plopped it back when i am done. You niggers are fucking neanderthal

I thought this was how everyone pissed.