Why does anime pizza look so good

That's an abomination.

>REEEEE American

Can you Eurocucks get out of your own head for one day.

>go to europe on vacation
>order "authentic" pizza
>get pic
WTF

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Like this, uma delicia
youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

Shrimps, bell peppers, onions, sausage, macaroni, more sausage of a different kind, mushrooms, i think sliced chili peppers(red strings) and some other kund of meat.

My favourite topping is: girl.

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>american "pizza"

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To be fair, 99% of travelers on YouTube admit American food is the tastiest all around. Other countries only specialize in very specific things.

this is sourdough focaccia

>on YouTube
ayyy lamo.

>source: my fat american ass
thanks for sharing

>American pizza: all sauce
>italian pizza: just bread
>japanese pizza: all cheese
>korean pizza: all sorts of chocolate and candy

Is that even pizza or some kind of pizza pie? Like calzone, but pan-sized?

It's a BBW pizza

>seafood on pizza

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That looks like ass.
Let's be serious, Pizza Hut is the only pizza people care about and the Japs love talking about in anime.

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>it's another thinly disguised /ck/ thread on Yea Forums
stop making me hungry at 3 am you fucks

I would eat and enjoy this

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>you will never have a qt robot catgirl deliver you pizza

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That's one disgusting looking pizza.

All we need

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>he doesn't make his own pizza at home

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Is that melted plastic or what?

Why are you a lying cunt?
thisisabreadblog.tumblr.com/post/169438702267/my-first-attempt-at-sourdough-focaccia-turned-out

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Cheese?

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Yikes.

>pizza with such much fucking cheese

Get out of here with this non-italian shit.

The only pizza that matters in life.

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>italian pizza: just bread
What meme is this?

That looks delicious. On the other hand I also like healthy pizzas with a small amount of cheese and toppings like sweet potato, spinach, olives and pesto. I guess it has to be one of two extremes.

Italian pizza sucks

Why didn't they peel the garlic? Wtf?

It looks like pizza al trancio, a variation in Milano.

>British pizza: just a base and pieces of buttered toast on top.

>implying you have ever eaten anything in your life that wasn't either from mcdonalds or microwaved

nvm

youtube.com/watch?v=No7xzD80un0
PIZA KYATTO

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the American may not know what a good pizza is but that surely doesn't look like a good pizza.

>t. Italian

Pizza Hut invading all your anime.

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that shit is cursed
delete it and never post it again

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Index is so cute when eating food, I almost forget how annoying she is.

fuck off to yurucamp pasta breaking thread with your pointless shitty elitism

This is gourmet Japanese pizza.

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Swedish Pizza.

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>plaid tablecloth
Nice try, 'murican.

>scandinavian "food"
get out

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Jokes on you, this is gourmet Japanese pizza.

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what is it with swedes ruining everything
don't you have a marriage to cuck to?

Look at silverware. It's in Rome.
That's Italian pizza!

Why do anime women look so good
fuck

If it's in Rome he probably paid a shit ton for it too

>France and Italy laughing in the background

Russian pizza.

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you mean borscht bread

>America
>food culture

Clearly they are paid to say so, admitting you aren't lying.

Pizza from that place stat usually serves sushi, better don't ask

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My nigga

America takes other culture's foods and makes them better.

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that's triangle shaped sushi.

>better
Unhealthier, bigger and disgusting does not equals better

Not so fast.

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kinda makes sense since american pizza is the only pizza sold world wide. There isnt even an Italian chain that can say the same

>had ''authentic'' sicilian piz- I mean pie
>its floppy chewy shit
>slice doesnt hold its form in your hand
>not even better than what you can get in cheap $5 pizza stores
>pie costs $30 and its not even standard large size
>it has some leafs on top of the pie for some reason
Im so tired of pretentious italian niggers pretending that their pizza is hot shit. News flash, its not, its just meh. American pizza is better, and you have to deal with it. Its true, we steal food from all over, and we make it better. Vai farti fottere.

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>good
I mean it doesn't look too bad but it's not good either where the hell do you live?

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Maybe you just happened to eat a pizza made by an incompetent hack pizzaiolo. Stop generalizing just because you had one (1) bad experience.

tell that to all the richest people from the world over flying to america just to eat our cuisine

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If it costs 30 it's obviously some tourist scam "restaurant". Italian tourist centres always have these. Use your brain and go into some backstreets where the local people go to eat. In my 30 years of life I have never seen a pizza costing more than 10€.

I want to eat so much until I fucking collapse, anons.

>junk food
>cuisine
You can stop trying so hard now

>mixing everything in existence together equals good
You know you could improve your food even more by adding piss.

>american gets mad about being called out as american despite actually being one
classic

>your pizza will never sing and dance for you

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I cannot concede to that. Pizza Hut has always been on our side. Even the Japs think so. Domino's is just butting in riding the waves. And he's not even Japanese! HA.

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there's a type of pizza that can do that

Nice try burger

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>people from the world over flying to america just to eat our cuisine
never heard of anyone flying to america to try ou american food desu

>coping this hard over facts
stay salty but not too salty because thats the main ingredient in our food so we corner the market on it. No other country sells more cuisine to other countries than America

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>being this delusuonal
Then how do you explain France having nearly twice of the 3-star restaurants despite being almost 6 times smaller? Or Italy havinf almost same amount while being even smaller than France? Or Japan? No one gives a shit about your cuisine.

I recently ate that, of course it's more of a gimmick but flaming alcoholic pizza is a nice thing.

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All American culture is Israeli culture

If you're into grease and trash sure it is.

Well no, because our food is already available all over the world, and they already eat it.

He also forgets that rich people do not go into generic Murrican restaurants, they go into some 6* shit and those have international cooks, especially in the US. They also certainly do not serve traditional American food there.

we have American cuisine embassies set up all over the world though. wherever they may stand is hence forth American soil

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>youtube shitters
>culture
Choose one. Also, most of them are Murrican to begin with and probably never even left that country.

This is a good looking pizza

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People like to sperg out about Japanese pizza because they think it makes them look cool and sophisticated or whatever. Pretty pathetic when the majority of people who post on this website are tastelets who probably eat more fast food and microwave dinners than anything else.

Anyway, in reality it is pretty damn good though it is expensive as hell. I once told some Japanese people "You know the rest of the world thinks your pizza is strange, right? People in the US can't understand corn, shrimp or mayo on pizza." and they responded "But it tastes good so whats the problem???" and that is exactly the case.

It is just a totally different but good style. In the first place NY pizza is completely different from Italian Pizza and Detroit pizza is different still. Basically stop being a try hard it doesn't make you interesting.

Try it out if you can, you will be surprised.

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It's handmade I like that.

Look at this Turkish pizza.

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no1 that's not a pizza that's a foccaccia
no2 as an italian (from italy) i can tell you the only place you can get proper pizza is in naples. if you go to france or germany and ask for "authentic pizza" then you are an idiot

this bit probably tastes pretty good, the rest of the pizza is too thick.

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You can get pizza like this in any large city in America.

focaccia* on phone and tired

Should I go to Michelin restaurant?

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>france has 48974597432574257904325 3 star restaurants
>none of the restaurants are good enough to sell food outside their own soil because other countries know their food is shit
>net profit of the restaurants 0$
Murica makes hundreds of billions a year in profit because thats what the people want to eat. not cooked snail slime covered in fart cheese. Other countries literally beg America to sell our food on their soil. France cant say the same

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I bet it tastes better than it looks. Tried something similar in Prague.

>Seafood pizza
Two nukes weren't enough

>americans unironically put cheese in the crust

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>France
>the creator of the 3 star system
>has a lot of 3 stars
you don't say.

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user, you're supposed to unwrap the cheese slices before putting them on the pizza

Explain Japan, faggot.

This is moi handmade pizza. What do you think?

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Weebs

Wakako-zake has an actually nice live action adaptation but I can't get myself to like it because the people look like actual people and the food looks like actual food.
This is why 2D will be forever superior.

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That looks gross

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Reminder: It took Italians 100 years to figure out they should put tomato paste on pizzas rather than just dry break with cheese and basil, but it only took Americans 1 year to figure out you should put pineapple on
Who is the king of pizza really?

I'M TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT, YOU ASSHOLES

That looks like it'd crumble to dust if you tried to pick it up
I've seen people make pizzas out of tortillas that look more sturdy and tasty

Michelin gives easy stars in asia to try and become popular.
For example the random chicken hawker and dupling places.

>Italians couldn't get it right the first time
when will they learn

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>France is into weebshit
you dont say

are you american?

That's lahmacun and has nothing to do with pizza.
t.urk

>France
You know your cuisine is shit when the most know dish of your country is a fucking baguette

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Mincemeat on top of a pizza base isn't pizza?
Are you one of those fags that thinks just because a pizza doesn't have the pope's smegma on it it's not a pizza?

t. someone who eats packaged white bread

I thought it was napoleon icecream

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thats a cookie

You order Lahmacun with Döner meat and roll it, there are also vegetables in it. What you show is the "raw" version that only has minced lamb meat.

Nah, it's just different. There is no sauce or cheese and you don't eat it in slices. Some people put some green vegetables like parsley and roll it up and others just squeeze some lemon juice on the top and fold it 3-4 times. The best ones are the spiciest ones.

Um

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>seafood on pizza
That shit is just disgusting. Worse than pineapple on pizza. Idgaf what you, or those nips have to say about it.

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How about bananas?

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Pizza Pescatore is the best shit, seafood haters are plebs. I bet the only animals you eat are cows and pigs.

Have you had it before? It isn't like a normal pizza, everything from the sauce to the cheese to the other toppings is made to compliment the seafood. It isn't high cuisine, in fact it is junk food, but if you haven't had it I would reserve your judgement. I thought the same way, but then I went to Japan and had some, it is really nothing to be so offended by. In fact it is pretty good.

I bet Americans may like this, among with anchovy, pineapples, corn and ice cream on their pizza.

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youtube.com/watch?v=E1ATkAgcbmQ

>some durka durka language
im gonna assume its durka durka for Cookie

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That's italian

Meanwhile in Russia

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Anchovies are classic pizza topping in America.

More than that. You get pizzas where the crust is a trail of little hot dogs. Not just America though, here in the UK. It's actually quite tasty.

As a Swede I can say that this is wrong. The truly Swedish pizza has kebab on it

I haven't seen it in America.

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durka durka?

It's better than you think, makes it easier to swallow.

Look at that forced animation for the pizza in the box.

German here, can confirm. Every time I go to Italy for vacation it's near Naples. The best Pizza I've ever had was in a place called Gaeta. My town also has a Pizzaria that is run by an Italian from Naples.

Seems like a special thing though, being "country pizza" and all, it's not a typical Russian pizza.

That's "American Cheese". 5% cheese flavour powder, 25% sugar, 70% oil refinery waste.

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That shit is fucking gross. Fucking burgers exporting their shit taste all over the world.
>Italian
You mean Neapolitan

Looks like this has fresh basil and actual real mozarella on it that isnät made from cows milk? Looks great

marinara sauce has its name because its supposed to go on seafood pizza but was used on all pizza by Italian immigrants because it's tasty even without the seafood and that's the basis of American style pizza
seafood pizza is not only delicious but authentically Italian

Liek this?

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No, americans put "cheese" in the crust

I've never left it in the fridge that long.

With fries for good measure.

THIS IS PURE BULLSHIT
streamable.com/o1nah

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This thread is making me both hungry and wanting to burn the world

It looks bad but I guess it tastes even worse

Yep. Note that nowhere on the package you will find the word сыр. It's usually illegal to sell those under the label "cheese". Except in the US of course.

Phew. I already ate pizza before entering this thread.

The thick grease layer says "American".

>cultural melting pot
>food also caters to the lowest common denominator
shocking

also:
>YouTube travelers

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Basic pizza about 12 inches across is going to cost $35 USD, in Japan.

Anime pasta looks good too!

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Not quite true
utkonos.ru/item/3247820/syr-galbani-plavlennyj-mocarella-lomtevoj--300g

Anybody who complains about this shit has never been camping. Who gives a shit honestly? You are in the woods on a mountain or some shit you aren't cooking gourmet food. Fuck. What she made was way better than most of they awful food I have had on long hikes.

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YOU BASTARD ! never show them the trap door, you literally ruined the magic you asshole

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>a shitty ass simple dough known for its wide variety that its easy to prepare and you can throw most things on it
>americans find a way to fuck it up and bastardize even this

People who complain about this shit are usually so culturally sophisticated that they pronounce Italia "Eye-Telly". Same morons who go apeshit when you throw the "wrong" fridge leftovers on your pizza or when you eat your pizza with fork and knife. I hope they heroically die in a war for their president.

>a shitty ass simple dough known for its wide variety that its easy to prepare and you can throw most things on it
>italians claim to know the only real way to do so
there's lots of heads buried in lots of asses

Thats one literally fat lie.

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>99% of travelers on YouTube
kek

Ey you talk shit about my beautiful Chicago deep dish and I'll have to get my cousins to come and beat your ass jagoff

Why the fuck did I find this so funny

>I'll have to get my cousins to come and beat your ass
lol

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Pizza was always the food that even if you try you can't fuck it up because its so easy to prepare and you can store the dough for later usage. The OG pizza is rather boring with very minimal topping, its a flat bread really, which is not bad, but nothing special either. But then comes shit like . Go eat your fried cola next to it.

Please remove this picture of me, thank you.

I made some yesterday. It came out pretty soggy and I cut my finger while chopping the onions. Life sucks.

The secret trick is to have your wife make the pizza for you.

I once had pizza with strawberries on top of it.

This is the best pizza I have ever had.

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Ain't seeing pepperoni anywhere

There go the rest of my fingers.

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>Ayy just throw some fuckin cheese balls on it, it doesn't matter if our pizza looks like it has herpes, people loves consuming entire balls of cheese
Defend this

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>Defend this
What are you paying per word?

>defend this
its cheap

Even if it was $100 it'd still cost less per post than that piece of shit

Jap pizza is fucking nasty, they have a weird obsession with putting retarded shit on it

>tfw no cute Claire gf to make you pizza
youtu.be/STpv0aTReIw

What are the best pizza toppings and why are they doner kebab meat and chicken tikka?

Typical IRL American Pizza

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>those 3 olives and the very end
My fucking sides.

Worst than some guro I've seen...

> the Japs love talking about in anime.
Are you a fucking retard? This is paid advertisement. Though Pizza Hut stopped making them name drop it in anime content itself.

looks like that one lacks many toppings, with the overloaded toppings and flavors they are amazing

Americans dont use american cheese

Does this look like real cheese to you?

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Irish here. Our pizza may not be that good but hell, it is eons better than those murrican abomination

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American cheese tastes good and has its purposes. Who really cares about how "real" or "fake" it is? God knows what Cheez Wiz is, but it's what's used in philly cheesesteaks and delicious.

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Pizza from Rome is pretty nice

Murrican pizza isn't fantasic but not that bad either. While their cuisine is full of abominations made by culinary illiterate cunts, some recpeies are actually quite tasty.
When it comes to Eurofags like me, here's the thing: most tourists are fucking retarded. Instead of choosing some neighborhood restaurants, they go to the tourists traps. Rome and Paris are the biggest perpetrators. Even those restaurant owners admit that their overpriced and shit tasting version are just for dumb forginers. And them muh murrican 'vlogger influencer' compians about how shit the local cuisine is.

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Eaten a couple of these. Pretty delicious for a sweet snack not gonna lie. Though it's better half frozen, half warm (1 hour after taken out of the freezer). Having it melting it your hands kinda sucks.

Looks like shit and probably tastes worse

Not Italian, but still mad. Nigga, it takes less than a minute for the first half of the pasta to soften and then you put the rest in it. Why the impatience?

Is that fish?

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>Eaten a couple of these. Pretty delicious for a sweet snack not gonna lie.
I was ready to puke after eating roughly 1/3 of it. I'm fairly sure you're not supposed to eat it all yourself.

>Is that fish?
Tuna, yes. Fior di latte mozzarella, tuna, onion, basil, capers, olive oil, lemon zest.

Eaten only half at a time because I didn't want to get diabetes. Personally, it wasn't that bad though I wouldn't recommend.
Sounds pretty delicious. Never tried pizza with tuna. I should give it a go

It has been like this since the dawn of tourism, and it is good. I don't want to see my favourite bars and restaurants infested by tourists. They have no manners and no culture and believe their money could compensate for this. It can't. Let them stay contained in their super authentic tourist ecosystems, with their enchanting street musicians, their super scary pickpockets and weed dealers and their 100% authentic local handicraft souvenirs from Chittagong and Shenzen.

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>bianca
shit tier.

This

What?

>it's literally just cheese and tomato sauce
>a fucking pie

I will never understand deep dish trash

>Never tried pizza with tuna.
Really? Pizza Tonno is one of the cheap standard choices that every single pizzeria and pizza delivery service in the country has on the menu.

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new york pizza >>>

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Imagine being attracted to this
She's got so much makeup on she could be a middleaged man

Reminder that if you eat thin base pizza you are worthy of beheading

imagine being this much of a faggot

Depends on the location in Europe, I suppose.
Here in Slovakia we mostly have chicken toppings, and just a few fish variants at the bottom of the menu

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>Choosing cheese pizza when you could have fucking anything
Are you just too poor to afford ingredients or what?

youtube.com/watch?v=ooizM4P27lA

I'm just going to leave this here

In before butthurt new yorkers

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> adding ingredients

stop lying kokot cigán, 90% of the time people eat 4-cheese and ham+mushrooms, and some memelords pinneaple.

That's just a slice of Tunnbröd with some cheese on it. Eating some biscuits would't be cheaper than that toilet paper

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>Tunnbröd

thats not even a real word so i cant tell what you mean

Brooklyn style pizza is terrible.
>t. new yorker

Influencers are cancer and it makes me sick to my stomach that it's even an actual concept.

Guys, guys. You're all arguing about the wrong thing, and hating the wrong people. Remember, there are people that think Pineapple is an acceptable topping.

>Tunnbröd
t. murrican

The best pizza I've ever had was a thin crust bacon pizza with apple butter for the sauce in Urbana Champaign.

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That sounds interesting, at least.

I'm very much a pizza snob but I'm NOT a pizza purist. If it tastes good it tastes good. Doesn't matter if its "traditional" if its crap. It all comes down to the effort put in.

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Prove me wrong. You can't.

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What restaurant are you talking about? I live in CU.

If that's a pizza, then tarte flambée is pizza as well.

I think the other meat is either yakinu or tripe.
THINK, not know.

I unironically like mcdonalds. That way I can eat tasty food without any preparation or human interaction.

You can't get ice cream there, though

The most disgusting thing I ate in Japan was a fondue burger at McDonalds. The shrimp (ebi) burgers were pretty good, though.

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I'm Italian and I enjoy pineapple topping. Might be because of higher quality tomato sauces used tho.

Fuck pizza.

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pizza hut is a major sponsor of anime in japan.

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Fuck you.

It's kinda true, italian pizza is very poor with toppings when you compare it to American pizza which has all kind of stuff over it, one of the most popular pizza in Italy is margarita which is just cheese and nothing else

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nigga did you make a pancake with ketchup over it and called it a pizza?

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Im not sure. I was there touring the campus with my father in law and he came back with it. He described it as a hole in the wall. But with a long line. Good luck

I think I found it based on your description, and it's from a place Manolo's. My office is actually not too far and I walk by it all the time, but I've never tried it, so I might give it a try tomorrow for lunch.

How long ago was this trip? Did you choose to go to a different school?

This was about........3 years ago. I was very interested in architecture at the time (still am) but I am in the reserves and some great deployment opportunities came up. I was aiming for the IL verteran's grant that gives 4 year scholarship. Since then I've gotten a little intimidated by the math required and I found a field I excel at in political analysis. But I still draw and tinker in my free time

Can American Pizza truly be called bad when it produced that ass?

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Are you 16 years old? Or else why would you eat at McDonald's when you're abroad in a different country.

The white rings look like calamari. Onions aren't usually cut like that.

Looks like typical japanese seafood pizza.

the thing is Pasta doesn't need to be broken in half because it becomes soft so quickly. And it becoming unevenly cooked is a non issue with pasta.

What's the point of building such a construction when you can't fit it into your mouth? He'll just end up taking it apart and eating it with fork and naifu anyway

Did it?

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There are dozens, DOZENS of types of pasta, and you intentionally pick the ONE type that doesn't fit into your little camping pot. Like holy shit how retarded can you actually be. Are you seriously telling me right now that you go camping on a regular basis, and everytime you do, you bring spaghetti and then complain it doesn't fit into the pot?
Also, yeah pizza should be eaten with fork and knife obviously, but probably not on a camping trip.

TABEERUUUU

Are you? Because you do realize that companies abroad can have completely different and interesting items to try out, right? I had an entire month in Japan and plenty of time and money to try out different things, including seeing what Japanese people might try out if they were to go to a McDonalds.

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>when you can't fit it into your mouth?
Fucking jawlets

And its fucking delicious. Pizza is already putting cheese on bread, what's the issue with putting cheese in more of the bread? Not like it radically alters the flavor.

Ah, I see. Good luck, Yea Forumsnon. You can do it. I'm guessing that they'd require you to do the calculus sequence? If you can, I'd recommend taking it at a community college if you can, because they make it unnecessarily harder at places like UIUC, but it's still doable if you put in the time and effort. I did a PhD, but undergraduate Calc II is still probably one of the hardest classes I've taken.

don't care weaboo

>Be poorfag highschool student
>Buy cheapo long noodles from the convenience store for your cooking experiment because you can always just crack them in half if they don't fit.
>Some sweaty Italian manlet online starts screeching about how you're ruining the pasta and should have bought appropriately sized noodles from the big store even though its all made from the same dough and literally nothing changes about the taste.

Unless Japanese PH is vastly different than American I don't see why it wouldn't.

You know what? I'll do it. I'm studying for the American Translator Association certification right now (20% pass rate, sheesh) but after that I'll dive back in

the only “good” pizza is made in NY.

>anything but pepperoni and jalapeños

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Did you just admit you're underage?
And where i'm from, spaghetti costs the same as penne and fusilli

>People bitching about american cheese product in regards to american pizza.

Dumbasses, that shit doesn't go on pizza unless its some really unbelievably trash place. Those crappy kraft slices are mainly used on garbage fastfood burgers and poorfag sandwiches because they're super cheap and take a while to go bad.

It's Rin who's the high school student.

Dimwit.

>mcdonalds
You answered your own question

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peppermints

>Are you seriously telling me right now that you go camping on a regular basis, and everytime you do, you bring spaghetti and then complain it doesn't fit into the pot?
The only person complaining here is you, the raging autist in the round. As you're obviously functionally illiterate, I'll explain it to you in simpler words: Throwing a hissy fit over broken noodles shows everyone how American you are, with no doubts left whatsoever. Capito?

>there are people on this planet who unironically eat that

Well thank you, if you think that I am American, I'll take that as a compliment.

Anyone feels pizza in America dries so fast these days. For example, I always felt that Costco Pizza dries awfully quick. Costco Pizza also doesn't taste great after refrigeration.

It's strange but I swear Pizza used to taste better in the 90s even from places like Pizza Hunt. I used to get free pizza from Pizza Hunt by writing book reports back in my elementary school days by the way. It was called the Scholastic Pizza Hunt Program. Write a book report on any book, get a free coupon for pizza.

bookitprogram.com/

I guess they call it Book It Program these days, but like that was the only way to get me to write me a book report to be honest. Free pizza by doing extra homework isn't a bad deal.

The best pizza I ever ate in my life, though, is from this local Italian deli that only makes pizza on Saturday and Sunday. They only make sausage pizza by default and pepperoni requires a request.

But their Italian pizza is more American style and nothing like European pizza. I have yet to taste pizza made the European way.

How the fuck is it that greasy when the only toppings are chicken and bell peppers? Did they dump a bunch of canola oil on it before throwing it in the oven or something?

I'd gladly eat the slice on the right. The left one looks way too busy, though.

Woman or twink detected.
That burger looks delicious, could use some ice cream afterwards too.

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Anywhere here hate olives on pizza.

I love olive oil but I really really hate olive.

It's just too sour and bitter on pizza and I don't understand why people put olives on pizza.

I've had worse, honestly
hell, I'd probably try that provided I had a few buddies to share it with

It looks like fucking garbage, but the fact that it's crispy, thin, and uses fresh cheese and basil means it probably tastes fantastic.

They're called Americans.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

Wendy's Japan

You should have tried Wendy's in Japan. They have way more Japan only menu options in Japan.

wendys-firstkitchen.co.jp/

This is because Wendy's in Japan combined with another Japanese company called First Kitchen so in Japan, you get 4 different kinds of mayo in Wendy's Japan like garlic because its so unique.

Any toppings where the juices seep down and affect the taste are bottom tier. Olives are especially bad because they have an overpowering taste.

every italian on this board died after reading this

How are you even supposed to eat this? The only way to keep spaghetti on your fork is to coil it around so it tangles itself up. If the noodles are this small, they'll slide right off anything you try to use. Shit, just use penne or gemelli if you want small noodles- they hold the sauce better, and you can actually eat the damn things.

What kind of meat is that? It looks like Chinese chicken.

Put them in soup, eat with spoon

People constantly underestimate how versatile tuna is. You can prepare it pretty much any way with whatever flavors you want, and it'll come out tasting good. It doesn't have much flavor on its own, but a great texture that goes with pretty much anything.

Enjoy having your first stroke with 25.

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You eat them with your fingers.

Best pizza is, for me

Tomato sauce
Blue and Mozzarella cheese
Onions
Green Bell peppers
Jamon Serrano
Olive oil

>there are people on this board who eat spaghetti with a fork and spoon

With a fork. It's an acquired skill but possible.

>The only way to keep spaghetti on your fork is to coil it around so it tangles itself up

If you only have the dexterity of a 5 year old or the average italian maybe.

isn´t the whole point of putting food inside bread not having to use those?

I have more than enough in my dick

looks depressing af

Like country like food

>you will never have a qt alien catgirl serve you pizza

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>pizza is a well known codeword for CP
>sponsors degenerate pedo pandering shows
honk honk

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In Germany I once ordered the pizza with the lowest price/size ratio on the entire delivery service aggregator website. 11.90€ for Ø45cm. It looked a bit like this. Just thinner and with redder grease.

what do you usually order your pizza with? for me it's french fries, wurstels and porchetta.

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I have a low appetite so after eating a large pizza i'm usually stuffed and can't eat anything more. Well, maybe some ice cream. But definitely no sides like french fries, as you suggest.

That's a good one

>sides
no, I order it with french fries on top
basically this...

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then all of it covered by porchetta, like this

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Me too, what's adorable is that most pizza places call that "Americana" much to our friends dismay.

Uhm, user...

loli haet pizza

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They should call it Pizza Belgio and watch Americans get confused

Just make a sandwich then.

lol i'm eating pizza rn

We tried that at the pizzeria I work at, and it was really disappointing. The fries are so overbearing compared to the pizza that you can barely taste anything else.

Potatoes are weird. You can cook them in a dozen ways and add a little bit of condiments and seasoning and they taste amazing. But add them as a topping or ingrediant to most other things and it just thickens and dulls the taste of whatever you're eating

The choose-your-own-toppings pizzas are usually called Fantasia here, but there's one place that calls that option the "Idiota".

What the fuck did I just watch?
That is so fucking inefficient, might as well just pour the damn thing over the burger.

>Muh Italian pizza
Best pizza in the world is made in Brazil
Here, have a sushi pizza fit in the Japanese theme.

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>margarita which is just cheese and nothing else
And sauce, and basil, which is all you need.
More ingredients does not mean it's better, you fucking retard.

>there are people who will unironically defend this

I make my own pizza at home. It's dough, tomato sauce with butter and an onion, mozzarella, and pepperoni.

Why does Japan love American food so much?

I use Ketchup instead of tomato sauce, Kraft parmesan for cheese and baloney for meat on my pizza.

I just ate 42cm pizza alone
Kill me pls

Just as Japanese culture spread out after ww2, so too did american culture spread to Japan.

It doesn't. It looks disgusting.
Cartoon Pizza is way better and always has me craving Pizza on the other hand.

>Pizza Hut
>Implying anyone cares about that
Not even Amerifats give a shit about it

>"american" "food"

Thank god pizza in my area is actually good.

>I'm a pizza snob because I like pizza that tastes good
I guess we're all snobs then.
You're a dumb NPC that speaks empty templated sentences. KYS

This is a blue board
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Neck yourself you cringey underage fuck

For the same reason that a lot of countries actually do. Bitch all you want about it being unhealthy, but things with a lot of salt, grease, and sugar tend to taste good.

After I've lost faith in a lot of things

But... I thought loli haet pizza...

Why does America love Japanese food so much?

Kill yourself you uncultured amerifat.

Californians aren't Americans. They're mutants who happen to live in America.

The cheese and grease are fine. It's the carbs in the dough and sugar that are making you fat.

don't forget the olive oil

The sugar is the main problem. A lot of companies here put corn syrup in fucking everything because its a cheap and effective sweetener to cover up the shitty taste of preservatives and cheap ingredients.

My personal favorite is Cheese Pizza. Extra fresh, around 7 to 10 slices usually does the trick for me.

This thread made me order a pizza

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Thanks, asshole.

I prefer the number of my slices to be prime numbers, my favourite is 13.

>I use Ketchup instead of tomato sauce
You need to be gassed.

You won't even admit to what country you hale from because you're too chicken shit to take the bantz you big pussy

cheese has a lot of fat

>hale

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>not deep frying your pizza to trap in all the flavour

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Kotipizza Monsteri™

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>deep fried pizza
Scotland was a mistake

pepermints and used tampons

anime pussy looks good too

Squid girl's pizza?

>Nobody:
>Literally nobody:
>".........Fucking Americans!!!!"
Why do we cause such anger, bros?

Lopeta -.-

Your body doesn't store fat just because you eat cheese and grease.
Eating grains and sugar results in hormones that make your fat cells store more fat.

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Aren't most Japs lactose intolerant?

Other asians not japs, that's why they are honorary aryans.
Philippinos are getting used to it too with all the hapas being born there.

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As an American, shut the fuck up, i'm not your goddamn bro. go back to where you came from, faggot.

Do something about it faggot. I bench 315 and could snap your neck like a twig

obligatory

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It's good until you added the frozen pizzas. Honestly just cut those out and you'd have protein for a week.

Looks alright, though the burger needs to be half the size.

>Do something about it faggot. I bench 315 and could snap your neck like a twig

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>73/27 Beef

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pizza always looks good

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It means you're a weak little yuro girl and Im a strong american little girl

This is a feast in europe.

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