Cop Craft

>Walk into the station, and to my surprise
>There was a tiny ass elf right beside the guys!
>I said “Who’s this?” She Said, “I’m Elf Cop”
>And I’m ya new partner!” That made my heart stop!
>I said “Elves ain’t cops!” She said “Now we are!”
>Then he went outside into his Audi Car
>And put his elf keys in his elf ignition
>Then we drove off together for a cop-elf mission
>I thought “Elf cop!” Y’all buggin!
>A few hours later, me and elf cop huggin!
>Turns out, I shouldn’t judge her, for bein’ an elf
>Because we’re all police so they so they just treat us like pork!
>Me and Elf Cop put our problems aside
>Hopped back in the car and said let’s ride!
>Yo, we knew had each other back
>So we found an Orc minority and framed him with Orc Crack...

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>Audi car
That's not an actual cop

Germans use Audi cars according to kikepedia

And ?

Of course. American cops prefer to use APCs so they can larp being muhreens cause they were too fat to become a true jarhead.

so it is actual cop and your post is a lie, a dirty dirty lie!

Is this a new clone of something like Fairy Gone?

It's more ETAG: Thus the JSDF lost.

Creative liberties for the sake of the flow

I really hate that the rank and file use Teslas as patrol cars. Any damage to the battery makes the vehicle unsafe to drive or even be in.

Nope
Cop Craft have no nuStands
It's Falklands/Malvinas 2.0 Electric Boogaloo

The conundrum is that I want sleeper hits/overshadowed shows to be more popular so producers want to make more content but I also like it when the Yea Forums threads are a small group of anons just having a comfy time

Is this artemis fowl: the anime?

it's a buddy cop with fantasy/reverse isekai elements

Just started ep1 and I'm already mad. He stood still for 5 whole fucking seconds on screen doing nothing but standing still instead of trying to get a better angle?

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How do you plan to get a better angle exactly?

Just teleport behind him.

I'm not saying it was possible, just that it's bad directing for him to do nothing for so long on screen. It just makes him come off as incompetent or new if he hesitates so much instead of doing literally anything. Kills the tension in the scene; if they wanted it to seem hopeless make it so the guy gets his neck snapped quicker. Right now it just appears like they tried to pad the length for the air time except they used a really important scene to do so.

>or new
Yeah, it's probably the first time he fight a mind controlled zombie.
I'm quite sure any cop would be freaked the fuck out.

Except the previous scene contradicts this because he acted decisively, even if it wasn't enough.

Someone going crazy and managing to free himself from handcuffs somehow isn't that extraordinary.
At least not as much as someone shrugging off 3 shots to the body.

Handgun rounds are notorious for not being lethal enough, read any study and it'll tell you that they're unreliable at best in combat situations where you have no time to aim. Watch any cop camera video and you'll see they always mag dump for this reason.

Well okay, I massively exaggerated for my argument but they're still shit at killing.

A shot to the lower neck right above the sternum will kill you instantly.

Right, had to recheck the scene but that doesn't matter because he's clearly still moving which means he should've kept shooting. If they wanted to emphasize how inhuman that was they could've made that wound in the throat highly visible there ; something that would make sense to give him hesitation through horror. Right now when I watched that whole strangulation I had three seconds to take it in but two seconds too long to wonder why nothing was happening. They got the timing off by stretching it out. Either shorten it or make him do something in those last few seconds before the guy dies.

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I feel this problem in my bones

Rather than wonder why nothing was happening, my first thought was he was waffling on if he's using him as a hostage and should shoot or not.

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I guess that's one interpretation, but going into it already knowing he would die made that impossible for me. Even if you discard the whole meta knowledge of old cop buddy dies at the beginning for the new guy in fiction I think the slowly increasing struggle to free himself was enough of a cue to both the viewers and Matoba to show that they weren't about to relent.

The increasing struggle to free himself doesn't really have anything at all to do with the zombie's intentions. Until his neck popped I was pretty sure he was going to back away while using him as a human shield.

Which brings us back to what my original problem was: nobody was moving and everything was too passive. If he was going to back away with a hostage he should've started as soon as he had the guy inbetween.

>What is tension
Do you have ADHD? They stood still for like a second or two. Things don't have to be moving 24/7.

No, they both stood still for 5 whole seconds and I'm saying that was too long for tension, I literally talked about this in a previous post.

>5 whole seconds
You definitely have ADHD.

Just looked back, 3 seconds and then the neck pops. You don't need stimulation every 3 seconds dude.

So you just decided to devolve into insults? Okay.

I mean, you don't really have an argument besides "4-5 seconds is too long for nothing to happen". I'm not sure why you expect there'll be some proper objective way to refute your own subjective opinion. This isn't Evangelion with a full minute or two of holding onto a faggot with no motion. This is a stand off with a hostage that lasts 4 seconds.

I'm not sure why you think I'm here for some super formal debate with a definite result. I just want to talk about the fucking scene. Whatever, I guess there's nothing more to discuss anyway.

what a fucking retard

We talked. You presented your "argument" people responded with why it was fine. You looped back to your original point a second time, showing there was nothing more to discuss, and you were then called names as a result. This your first day or something?

>Alright, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with a hostage. He's using her for cover. He's almost to a plane. You're one hundred feet away.

I guess I wasn't cognizant of how that went until you pointed it out.

Fuck you too.

Bright: the anime

The island has to be a US territory. US police uniforms, miami vice / lethal weapon references, and of course that was a Coast Guard cutter.

He's ex-military too, so he was probably a Marine.

>Marine
he wasn't eating crayons

It's Istanbul

>Calls his partner's wife to tell her he's dead instead of showing up in person
Might as well have been

No, this is NEETflix's movie with orc cops starring Will Smith.

the first episode's pacing was kinda bad, I hope they get their shit together in the next ones because I love the concept

I prefer "like Rush hour, but Jackie Chan is a loli elf. "

I hope you niggers aren't complaining because a loli elf is one of those things that immediately turns any trite piece of shit into a masterpiece.

I wonder how they would select candidates for SWAT

>magic works on this side of the gate
I can't wait for the inevitable magitech

>Hoverboards
>Fully automatic assault wands
>Personal greenhouses that grow your dinner instantly
>Energy efficient magic air conditioners
>Instant-clean washing and drying machines

I would literally pay money to see a loli do classic Jackie Chan scenes.

Apparently in their world magic is something that is difficult to master, Tilarna spent her entire life mastering what little magic she can use which boils down to a glorified magic Kevlar vest.

Is Tirana or Tilarna?

I can't wait to see what the armory comes up for STOPPING POWAH if he couldn't take out that guy with clearly lethal hits

The go-to anime solution is bullets made out of magic that cause the guy to violently explode.

Do the guns unfold and shoot based on your Crime Coefficient?

Killing the host doesn't seem to do much when it's the evil wizard controlling the body that's the real problem.
Lets hope Tilarna's weapons can reach out and touch the real enemy, or they'll just keep getting stomped down every time they encounter it.

>episode ends in the middle of a gunfight
That's one hell of a cliffhanger

Or you could simply wreck the zombie's body.

It worked. I'm counting the hours to Monday.

>cop
to the trash it goes

Why do all the criminals want 300 dollars?

Wait what? This show isn't one of the more anticipated this season? I admit, I haven't been on Yea Forums much due to quality reasons, but what the fuck happened if a show with a loli elf cop isn't already considered AOTS?

Shounen shit invasion. Just look at the threads in the catalog

I don't want no twable, onii-chan.

It's summer.

New/normalfags happened.

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>wreck the zombie's body.
Now you have a dead tool and a still living enemy.
They need to be able to strike back at the puppet master, or they'll never get the upper hand.

The threads were pretty active after it aired, also they were surprisingly civil for the most part.

Somebody send in SWAT.

>Audi Car
Let's fire up the Quattro

You'll have to get a SWAT team from the other side of the gate.

Why is every show I enjoy like this.
Yeah the threads are comfy, but just once I'd like to be optimistic about a second season.

Yeah, we churned through like 3 threads pretty quickly. It certainly wasn't unpopular.

>this turns me on so any anime that includes it is a masterpiece

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You mean Bright is a live action Cop Craft, considering it was first published more than 10 years ago, you fucking faggot.

Reminds me a lot of Bright too which is a movie that fa/tv/irgins loved to bits, but instead of an ugly orc partner we get a loli elf, it's anime after all. One of the 3 shows I haven't dropped.

Good to know, but I'm an animeonlyfag and won't be reading it until the season is over.

Get ready for 21 Sherwood st,

We had 4 good threads with people focusingmore about the worldbuilding rather than the loli cop

get ready for loli butt

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That cat is trying his fucking best to get those clothes off and get some action. Godspeed.

I am not even a lolicon but goddammit that ass...
we don't deserve any Murata in this world

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>Those buds
>That indentation on her ass

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It's not okay to lie, just accept your feelings user.

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>author of FMP and Amaburi
>writer of hyouka
Fuck I nearly missed this one, 100% the hidden gem of the season.

It was about 70% world building and 30% loli cop I would say. I hope the threads stay like this but I wouldn't mind more focus on Tilarna's delicious lolibutt.

Don't forget the director of Teekyuu and based Range Murata art.

is she drunk?

>writer of hyouka
Wait, for real? I haven't seen him credited anywhere.

Just sleepy

so is this that one shitty will smith movie but with the elves being good guys?

bright was a bad movie

Dirty alien

It has potential though

PEAK

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seems cute and funny

Shes in high school though

No, he only did the series composition for the anime, he didn't wrote the novel

this picture will get you arrested in the uk

my god it could almost be a Mad Bull cameo

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Tilarna needs to dress in casual clothes more often.

for sharp object and fire arm

why can't earth girls dress like this?

that's how you know it's good

How can human girls compete?

This show has my favorite OP this season.
Though I'm only watching 5 things right now.

Is Range working on any more Artbooks atm?

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Elves mindfucked Kei's team and sliced a lot of infantry in the war. They aren't good guys in my book

Vol.7 will be released in August Hopefully with more art than Vol.6

Indeed, we don't deserve him

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I wanna fug every single loli designed by Range Murata.

>ywn attend Range Murata's loli design class on some Japanese university

>reading the novel wth my basic moonrune skill
>Matoba gets assblasted
why are ningens so shit, user

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>MURATA NOOOO!!! ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE OLYMPICS COMMITEE IS HERE

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>welcome to cunny101

spoiler test

>he didn't read the part where a SWAT team btfos a vampire
Holy shit, user

This show is pretty fun. Sort of a Shadowrun-esque buddy cop series. I'm digging it more than I thought I would.

after reading isekai LNs with shitty rpg mechanics, its refresing to read a well written reverse isekai

Is there a reason why the loli from the magic world has magic armor that gives her a white neko ears headband?

Best OP of the season?

Because it's cute.

LN is a reboot of a 2008 novel

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c____ craft

She looks like an Elin.

CQB Craft

cunnycraft

OP of the season, hand down.
ED of the season.
Good contender for AOTS too.

>ED of the season.
dunno, I can't decide between Cop Craft ED and Fire Force ED

Just picked this up.

>buddy cop noir
Kino.

>qt budding loli
Now that's just my cup of tea.

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You know, I liked the first episode but this is a valid complaint. It could have been ameliorated by the kill being quicker if they didn't want to change the choreography or the shot. I was thinking they could have had him get knocked away/dazed as another option but realize that would have eroded into his legend of being a badass etc.

To be fair, he probably didn't expect the perp to just fucking off his hostage. Or that he could snap a guy's neck in two seconds flat. There was simply nothing that Matoba could do to fix the situation in the very short time span he was allowed.
As for the idea of snapping his neck even faster, I think that would have been a mistake too as far as direction goes. The lack of a 'beat' in which the tension can even rise would probably just have been as jarring, if not more. I think it was the perfect length of time.
The only way I can think of to 'fix' that scene is for Matoba to try and talk down the perp. Or at least, give him the bare minimum of "LET GO OF HIM YOU ALIEN COCKSUCKER!" or something.

Bretty good boliceman

Is there going to be a full 13-episodes story arc or is the first arc just to set up the characters and then it's mostly single-episodes stories with the occasional red thread?

Now you're getting it.

barely anyone knows, there are any online translations of the LN's (as far as me and most others know)
So, to any user(s) reading this and know where we can read them plz sauce us :,,: