If you love isekai so much, why not get hit by a truck already?

If you love isekai so much, why not get hit by a truck already?

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Were it so easy

>isekai'd into hell

nty

Because I can enjoy things and tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

It's not that simple user. You need to become a Japanese highschooler or salaryman first.

But suicide is a sin and I'd end up tortured in hell for eternity. Doubt Satan would spoil me with succubus concubines

PROTECT MIKAN
what is her ending?

I almost did while I was in Japan, fell off my bike right in front of one. Unfortunately that was before Isekai was big so the truck dodged me.

I can't, I have restraining order.

Is there a series where deliberate suicide leads to isekai?

I sincerely believe that the sudden isekai boom is a propaganda to normalizes the act of suicide and push the NEETs and depressed salarymen to off themselves.

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>all of the loser otaku and dead-end virgin salarymen commit seppuku via Nissan Atlas
>all that is left are people capable of reproducing without the need for rape

Sasuga Abe-dono.

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>then he calls up Trump to deal with the leftover useless fujos
>"No problem, Shinzo, some of my biggest supporters are thirsty weeaboos. Just drop 'em off at Yokosuka and we'll handle the logistics."

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How could this 4D plan ever be stopped?

Because reincarnation isekai is shit.

I hope there is, it would be very... "inspiring" for the isekai community

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Because you don't choose to be isekai'd.
You are chosen.

>Satan tortures you by turning you into a succubus concubine

Because that's retarded

Turn off the screen and go outside.

Outside is boring and annoying

I once was outside. It sucks.
It's damp and dark there.

Gee, why was that what I expected from an isekaifag then?

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STOP JUMPING IN FRONT OF TRUCKS, MIKAN YOU DUMB BITCH! ISEKAI ISN'T REAL!

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It needs to be Japanese.

That answers so many questions. Damn Mikan constantly standing at the same spot with the same truck coming after her every loop. Made me wonder if she's doing it on purpose.

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Just wait for the suicide rates to go sky high after CERN discovers real proof of multiverse worlds.

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I dont.

if you love shitposting so much, why not doxx yourself?

>the drivers are also arrested, leaving families without a father or mother to impregnate their wives/get impregnated
> only decreases the birthrate even more given the lower population
Sasuga, Abe!

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I don't go outside

They keep slamming on their brakes.
Maybe I should try laying on the road in the middle of the night.

I think there was two
one of them was the MC an hero'd himself when his avatar got deleted

been hit once; slammed into my side of the car.
Ford explorer was pretty well built but the wreck juked it. 8/10 would probably do that again.

Seatbelts save lives

>reading an isekai
>girl pisses herself
>keeps happening in other isekai I read
What's up with isekais and piss?

You're just unlucky or secretly drawn to it

thats just a fetish and a lot of isekai artists put their fetishes into their works.

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>can only find one reverse gender role isekai
>can only find one "one mind two bodies" isekai (which is chinese, chinese can't into moe)
>can only find one futa on female isekai (quite a few male on futa ones though)

suffering

share what you got
I'm out of isekai to read

Because I want to go to comfy Nip Isekai land and not Chink murderhobo land

There's no delivery trucks around here.

first one of course is World of Reverse Gender Roles/Moral Reversal
second one is Aftertransformations, and I know what you are going to ask and the answer is no, they had one job and they didn't
third is Rose in a Lily Field though it hasn't been updating for awhile

i dont know, its refreshing seeing a wuxia MC fucking murder someone over sparing them like a beta nip would. only to have the person spared pull off a cliched backstab in the future.

funnily enough I've read lots of Isekai and I've never come across such thing. are you sure you arent just seeking it yourself?

This one?

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comfy Nip land would be too boring desu
I'd rather go to Chink murderhobo land, cultivate to the apex, become god of the multiverse and then retire to comfy nip land (or just create my own because chink immortals are OP like that)

>isekai'd into purgatory
>isekai'd into heaven
It sure had everything

shame purgatory no longer exists according to the church

my only shot at redeeming myself

>secretly drawn to it
>you sure you arent just seeking it yourself?
I'm not into that kind of thing. It's always in the first chapter as well.

Japanese trucks more dangerous than Brazilian favelas

It was a drain on the resources. With the ongoing depression, God can't afford these public services any more.

it's like a xianxia plot but without fighting and less harem members

>can only find one futa on female isekai
theres a dungeon master isekai that goes into it. the one where MC gets a slave named meat, but i think the manga is far from that happening so you'd have to read the WN.

Name?

lazy dungeon master.
zirus musings has some translations

Thank you.

No trucks around here, only buses. Also I'm not japanese.

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