HERE THEY ARE, THE TWO STRAIGHTEST BITCHES IN ANIME. AISAKA TAIGA AND LOUISE FRANCOISE LE BLANC DE LA VALLIERE.
THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEIR CARDBOARD CUTOUT EVERYMAN BOYFRIENDS.
HERE THEY ARE, THE TWO STRAIGHTEST BITCHES IN ANIME. AISAKA TAIGA AND LOUISE FRANCOISE LE BLANC DE LA VALLIERE
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Carson Scott
>CARDBOARD CUTOUT EVERYMAN BOYFRIENDS.
Ryuuji was a great and well written MC with a developed personality and is nothing like the boring self inserts of modern romcom anime, go fuck yourself.
Ayden Ortiz
His only personality is that he can cook and his mom is a milf. Fuck you.
Andrew Rivera
Stupid
Tyler Clark
Louise is cute!
Adam Harris
Kevin Long
Matthew Moore
How is Saitou an everyman? Sure he WAS an everyman before getting summoned but after that is everything but an everyman.
Matthew Torres
And to be fair to Louise the men at the school were all either wealthy pricks or servants. You really think she'd end up with someone like Guiche?
Easton Barnes
Anal
Benjamin Jackson
While the anime design is pretty okay, I think the LN art is great
On one hand her family is very wealthy and well known, but on the other hand she was an abject failure in classes
Mason Bennett
WE MUST GO
F L A T T E R
Hudson Brown
literally how do you go flatter than Tabitha and Louise?
Ayden Cruz
Pressing their breasts together?
Andrew Thompson
!!
Landon Scott
D-double naizuri?
Samuel Campbell
That would be good too, but it's not going to get their breasts any flatter unless they have nothing in between.
Aaron Jackson
Kaos?
Ayden Murphy
Those are my waifus you're talking about.
Owen Reed
Only in the LN.
Jace Bailey
Kos-sensei is just a 4yo kid
Gavin Miller
>I really want to live
It still hurts to think about that.
Thomas Evans
Shana is best tsundeRie. But all TsundeRie's are good.
Grayson Perez
Adrian Peterson
John Torres
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Louise. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Louise as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
Kayden Adams
Michael Gonzalez
I always hated how easily we could see through that at the bottom, but never where it mattered most.
Christian Lee
Chase Smith
Imagine
Jack Russell
There really should have been official nipples, and their wedding night animated.
Ayden Hughes
Andrew Bell
I agree. I mean, Nanoha eventually got official nipples.
Carter James
Owen Brown
There will never be official nipples. The creator's dead.
Angel Thompson
They had plenty of opportunities too.
That's even more reason for any official artists to draw them now. Any concerns about how that much nudity could affect the series are no longer valid.
Anthony Robinson
Ryan Powell
Best tsundere is tsun-dere not tsun-dere-tsun-dere-tsun-dere-tsun-dere-tsun-dere-tsun-dere-tsun-dere-tsun
Brayden Green
I like how they even have the same voice actress.
Jacob Harris
Louise should have let him impregnate Tabitha just once.
Andrew Ramirez
Louise would have accepted it if he was willing to ask, but when he couldn't even ask for a handjob from Louise before marriage there was no way he was going to try including Tabitha. Changing his behavior is one thing that would have improved it, as well as allowing Tabitha to go to Earth with them too.
Carter Green
Ryuuji is fine. Taiga is godawful.
Austin Hernandez
Louise is literally perfect.
Logan Hughes
When will technology allow us to get a real Louise similar to that doujin?
Joshua Russell
Angela is still best kugurie.
Julian Hernandez
They're both massive bitches, especially Louise
Jackson Wood
Not when Tabitha completely outclasses her as short flat girl in her own series.
Daniel Rivera
Shana had official nipples.
Christopher Lee
Andrew Gray
That's all off the top of my head
Levi Foster
>Tabitha
>anywhere close to the pink fluff
Jose Turner
Based and Redpilled
Connor Ross
Which was that in? I don't remember seen it in any LN or manga scans I checked, although I could have missed that page. There still weren't enough nipples.
Ryan Bennett
Tabitha is the closest, and just about as good. I wouldn't say she outclasses Louise though, they both needed to be equally impregnated.
Angel Sanchez
tsun-tsun-dere-tsun-dere-tsun-tsun
youtube.com
Zachary Lewis
Can science ever understand what makes Louise so breedable?
Nicholas Howard
It is an eternal mystery.
Jonathan Harris
I just can't put my finger on it.
Benjamin Torres
Good lord. I want to lick her all over.
Henry Turner
Even her butthole?
Luke Bennett
>tfw that womb tattoo
>tfw you know you're nutting into that spot
Hot.
Gavin Rodriguez
Fuck these little cunts.
Jaxson Myers
That's the idea.
Kayden Myers
>tattoo edit
Ryan Robinson
I apologize.
Michael Gomez
Yes, it is much better!
Robert Jones
Thank you. To answer your question, I would greatly enjoy eating Louise's ass.
It's MS Paint-tier.
Evan Martinez
Louise and Taiga were ahead of their time.
Hudson Perry
fuck you nerd
Michael Collins
>mfw I'll never be their cardboard cutout everyman boyfriend
Why even live
Jacob Murphy
Clearly reminder that Louise is an emotionally abused woman and Saito is the scum of the earth.
Jackson Gray
Why is Saito such a homo anyway? Is it ever explained?
Aaron Nelson
Nathaniel Taylor
Damn straight
Aaron Parker
fuck off saito was based and not bland as fuck