Finally, someone who might be even weaker and more pathetic than Kaos.
Machikado Mazoku
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I want tail and horn licking.
>bullying by Yea Forums already
She's actually stronger than Kaos. But so is a dead toddler.
If any of you hurt this girl, I'll kill you and then myself
Oh no
Why are they so poor? Is it heavenly justice for the sins of their ancestors?
It's ok, Momo will protect her.
Isekai averted.
Kaos can draw pornos, she's stronger.
It's their curse for being villains, living with 400 a month
magical girls cursed their family because they're jealous of their sweet horns
>Kaos can draw
Are you sure about that?
Oh my
the mom's just making up bullshit isn't she
$400 isn't a demonfamily cap, it's actually her alimony or something isn't it
>binbou demon x ojou magical girl
Literally the best background possible for couples.
Don't be rude, mom is a good girl.
God I wish that were me.
What can you do against this?
are there any males?
God I wish that was my dick.
Nobody relevant.
Truly saving anime.
Truck-kun
BOKOOOOOH
BOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Shamiko's dad
Is this from the manga or is it some doujin?
Neither, just Pixiv.
>She'll never be able to find me, I'm completely invisible!
Be nice to Komari's daugther.
They get boyfriends later on.
We get to see the mother, it's not Komari
IS ONE OF THEM ME?
pit
he was in the episode
Yes
The blue one a shit. blues a SHIT
Cute mom.
Yes, she's Hotaru. Yuko took after her tiny mother.
It's just the same shitposter again. Don't encourage him.
Is that a Sea Urchin in the corner?
It's a sky urchin, dumbo.
Cute book.
Not even the power of dark matter could make that happen, buddy.
Prolonged 3rd hand embarrassment scene.
This loli might be dangerous.
Oh I get it, it's a meme because similar designs.
And me.
only took you two threads and 4 hours to get the joke
That's because he hates yuri and only comes here to be annoying, but I'd imagine it'll take you even longer to get that.
Me so horny
True
Why doesn´t Shamiko just ask her for some blood?
Not used to it. You don't see these kind of memes in, for example, shows with Akio Watabane's designs, and there are plenty of them.
I GUESS I COULD ALWAYS SNATCH A LOLI AWAY
Are these two in their own anime?
are the other 2 maho shouko shamiko's friends
Yes. It's a three minute short.
There are so many cute lolis this season, but none of them have struck a chord with me. Only Yuko is interesting for going beyond "helpless retard loli that depends on MC" to "helpless retard loli that is also funny"
Although the loli from uchimusume made me wanna die today she was so cute for helping out at the bar one plate at a time
What did Yuko do to her friend to get betrayed like this?
She's a weak bitch and she needs help to get things done. Her friend is just helping her.
>scars all over her body
Being a magical girl is not easy apparently, that's why she's so strong.
I want a crossover with Assuka.
Are there subs yet?
Tragic backstory incoming.
Shamiko is short but she's pretty busty, her body proportions are too developed as well to count as an oppai loli so I wouldn't say she counts as either. Her imouto is 100% loli material though.
Look at this cow
fat dwarf
>garterbelt
>tanned
>blonde
>horns
>tail
>ahoge
>lolicon
My dick can't handle this many tags
Big fat demon titties.
The pink is obviously checking her out
>gay demons and gay magical girls
WHO asked for this?
perfect for hugs
Why is a mahou shoujo training an enemy demon who's only existence is to defeat her?
Me, now look at this demon cow molesting a magical girl's tummy.
Momo has some cute slim legs too.
Me.
She fell in love.
Really.
>tanned
DOES SHE GO FULL GYARU?
WITH TATTOO ON HER ABDOMEN?
MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK
Auschwitz-mode lanklet.
Fucking potato chips together with the bentos full of delicious homemade food
Orange Koyume
>fleshfang
CUTE
She's not that fat.
No, she's a villain and sexy but she's not a slut.
this shit works in manga
NOT FUCKING FULL COLOR ANIME
I'M GONNA THROW UP
He's probably talking about the other semen demon.
I do hope Yuko gets some corruption fanart though
Will she ever spill the blood of a mahou shoujo?
is this yuri?
Autism.
Embrace it, give up and welcome your new flesh fang overlords
>that grin
>armpits
>tummy
So. Weak.
Fucking love those sounds.
Those girls have good taste, Namori's works are top tier
Can't wait for doujins.
Wait
>Yuri Yuri is still getting new chapters
Holy shit
Is she a Draph?
They were taught well.
Take me, Truck-kun. Release me from this pitiful existence.
Yuru Yuri and Yuri Yuri are not the same thing
I know, I meant Yuri yuri
everybody loves Yuri
supreme bad luck
Yes, our boy in space.
Cute gay girls are great too.
This isn't Slut Lab. It's pure yuri all the way
Depends.
Would you join her demon horde?
This is too fast paced
No.
The fast pace is one of the best parts.
No you're just dumb
I thought it was too slow
>womanlets
Someone make a webm of the shaking
Was there only 1 stitch?
anyone have a webm of the transformation sequence?
Just watched the first episode and it's pretty great. The animation isn't amazing, but the girls are cute and the humor is good. It reminds me a lot of Gabriel Dropout, but with just Gabu and Satania and with more yuri.
Also, Machikado is apparently trending on Japanese Twitter, so it might not be as much of a flop as originally thought.
It's in the last thread.
So Orange is a magical girl as well I suppose
It was already kinda popular before the anime so I don't think it'll flop, at least looking at how much fanart it already had
>gabriel dropout
>"more yuri"
thicc tail
True, but I'm still a little skeptical considering there wasn't even a CV until two weeks before release.
You don't see the twitter reactions till after the episode airs.
Oops, meant to quote
>yuri
What yuri?
arigatou
I hope Pink keeps passively bullying Red.
i want to rape this small child on the floor while the bar is in operation and no one takes notice of us
>it's pretty great
>reminds me a lot of Gabriel Dropout
Cute, I hope she's a regular character.
Get raped in real live by niggers.
This show is about brutal violence.
Is this Rabbit House?
No tippy, no rabbit house
Even Pastel Memories got it right
Wow, she's hot.
I feel like I saw this face before.
>[Erai-raws] Machikado Mazoku - 01 [720p].mkv
Erai-raws out
Thanks, now we can have a proper airing thread
Finally
IMAGINE
Will we see this cute milf in a demon outfit
Satania couldn't get S2, so we have this discount show instead? That's a new low.
Yeah. Maybe the next episodes will get a lot more or it's just a show with few stitchable scenes..
Agreed. It's just fucking lazy.
>ywn have cute tomboy bully friend
I want to bully her until she cries and then give her a hug.
To be fair, forks are powerful enough to fend off elder gods.
Why do they need funny colour on their hair?
See? JC Staff CAN be good when they're not making shounenshit.
Looks they are starting to grow out of their hair dye.
Based Teekyuu bro
BOGAAAAAAAAA
I want to make a demon horde with her.
JC Staff was always good shut your mouth
>gets fit
>on her way to fight magical girl
>encounter that gyru from dumbbell motteru shattering a punching bag
>KISAMA MO MAHOU SHOJO KA
dumb goat
JC Staff is good when they're not being retards doing 5+ shows per season. Or more specifically, you end up with 1 good series where they put in effort and 4 others where they went full fuck it.
Studio wars are retarded anyway and cases just this just drive that point further, but Yea Forums refuses to listen.
I haven't had this much fun since GabDrop
All of them have it but I can't get used to it, it looks like the usual mood gradient when a character is depressed or something like that
The friend is really cute too.
JC Staff was made for SoL/comedy.
Also this . It matters more what people are working on a show, not the studio.
>how cute
See? They're meant as handles.
A family of dorks. Poor dorks.
when will this part be animated
Cute
Soon
Picked up.
A demon even more pathetic than Satania? I didn't think it was possible.
imagine being the magical girl with a job to protect the city and simply let yourself be seduced by the demon girl slowly while you help her get stronger and she suck off your magic
Hot.
I'd like to say something about Momo breastfeeding Yuko, but I don't think she's capable.
worst friend
Anything is possible with the power of love.
best friend
Is this a Jahy-sama ripoff?
Why did Koma-chan become a demon?
Not like she needs to, anyway.
Background dorks are the best
[angry mazoku noises]
>A 3 + 1 team
Trully patrician team. Extra girl a best.
I fucking love Komari and want to marry her.
Becoming a semen demon was the only way she could grow up a little in the right places.
Do they contain TL for this too?
She didn't, her daughter with Hotaru did.
>Broken horn like the statue
So well be seeing more of her then?
It says Yoshida Residence, mystery solved
>ywn be that statue
Do it before she becomes a demon
that says yoshida home, there you go
How convenient
Yuuko is top cute, I want to bully her gently
>poorfag
>tiny
>even her friends and family shit on her
urge to bully rising
Great mixture of silliness and relaxed, cute atmosphere. Will enjoy relaxing to this anime.
Can Kaos defeat Shamiko?
In theory, Kaos is stronger, but in practice Kaos fails at everything she attempts.
Why doesn't Shamiko just take the Mahou Shoujo's period blood?
>falling for her succubus wiles
Magical girl gets corupted by her seduction and becomes a dark magical girl
>the magical girls becomes a lazy neet
big spoiler don't click
D R O P P E D
corruption is my fetish, I wish this was played straight instead of with a dork cover.
That what happens when you underestimate such a powerfully cute demon. One day you're a pure hero of justice, next thing you know you're wearing stockings with hearts on your thgihs.
That was fast.
Yuridorks are the best
I love doujin about the demon lords falling in love and getting married with the heroes.
exhentai.org
don't forget a skirt even shorter than your school one which is already non existant
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She just plays the coy and dumb demon act so the magical girl drops her guard, the end of the story will have her explaining her demoniacal plan to the audience and the Momo, and Momo's mind will break. You're all being played .
that's not how the meme goes you retard
wait this anime actually has a plot
I was just expecting cute girls doing cute things
It actually has character development as well.
shamiko clothes get skimpier with every new volume
there isn't really much of a ongoing plot.
so when's the manga getting scanlated
Will her hymen break as well?
neat
I hope that wasn't too bad of a spoiler
>武器図鑑
Who is she planning to murder?
>Kirara Scantasia
in a few years
the magical girl
for her friend
fug
do I use the monkey's paw so that they get sniped
no
>Tags: Corruption
I fucking hate character development. Who gets his hair cut?
Fuck forces of light, based debiru.
Is the OP/ED uploaded anywhere?
This.
that's hot
No one, it's ok, it's the good kind of character development.
No, that's for the succubus sequel.
Is Yuko gonna have to shank a mahou shoujo?
No, only hand holding
Why does she look so familiar?
H-how the hell can someone so pathetic managed to corrupt a Mahou Shoujo?
I love the fact that she actually tried to use the fork on her.
she's moe
Moe only works with lesbian lolicons.
that's exactly why she managed to corrupt the mahou shoujo, she's 300 iq.
Later you'll find the mahou shoujo babbling about the cute and hard working devil that she loves.
no, moe is universal
also, yes I believe that applies
Not really.
is it her G spot like TLR
no, and I'm fucking glad it isn't.
worst fucking meme.
Luckily the Mahou Shoujo is one.
No, the tails in TLR actually look like vaginas.
Maybe her vagina looks just like her tail
>you can't have a weapon, they're illegal
>now go murder someone
The problem isn't that it is illegal, but that she would get arrested. That would prevent taking down the magic girl. Once you've taken her down, well don't worry about that.
so who wants actual spoilers?
how does Machiko gets Momo's blood
Kissu when?
Explain this then.
>carrying around an adult toy on her chest
Why is she so lewd
does Machiko henshin
How did Momo got her scars?
Not canon
Thanks.
it's been a while since I read the early chapters but
Momo gets a cut and Shamiko wipes the cut with her handkerchief and accidentally gets the blood
never
Yes, and it's pretty sexy
I believe they are old battle scars? Can't remember this one
You're welcome.
nice
how'd you read it? raws?
sounds boring
SO she's the dildo...
honestly, I found the early chapters to be somewhat boring but it gets better once other characters get introduced
Me too, but somehow it ended up giving me a Kobayashi vibe except with lesbians.
CUTE
They're right in the episode. What are you even asking?
Extremely cute.
This was way too fun. holy shit
I like how her tail wags when she looks at Momo.
With her body.
whose peach will get eaten first
In doujins and fanart, the order doesn't matter.
Disgusting.
what the fuck
how can a show start like this
Cute!
Very nice imouto.
All shows should start with interracial agegap yuri incest handholding.
>Machikado something
>Chika's VA
I miss gay ape. But not as much as gay cow.
Isn't this exactly the same spot where stinky Gabu lives?
Whare have I seen this haircut?
>Jahy-sama
>started at 2017
>Machikado mazoku
>started at 2014
She's 10 times stronger then you.
Try to lift up a single fork. Right now.
Without moving your legs.
See? You can't.
absolutely based, and look at those devil titties!!
God I love her noises
So from 0 to Grabiel-chan Dropkick, how it was?
God you're such a faggot
Pleb.
Best Non Non.
Actually, other than having a demon girl there are no similarities with GabDrop at all. It's a fast-paced comedy with a useless dork as the main character, the best way to judge it is by watching it yourself as usual.
>it's actually her alimony or something isn't it
Nope. Their dad is still in the picture and lies down at home all the time. He's even shown up this episode.
>anything is a Dildo if you're brave enough
The friend is cute. Does she have a yuri love interest?
What's with these two??
cute retards
There's this show called Teekyuu, I think you'd like it
>All these couples.
Why is everyone so gay?
Your first Kirara show?
Can i self insert as her
>nobody complained about her weird uglyass voice yet
who the fuck is her seiyuu and why the director casted her? she sounds like she's ready to die. soulless.
>***,748 (△**1,331) [Amazon.co.jp limited] machikaku doku 1 [Blu-ray]
Looks like Kirara kino is back on the menu, boys.
Momo is fucking hot
I like it.
That's how Yuko's supposed to sound. I don't see a problem.
I've fallen in love with Momo.
North wind and the sun
Momo's a /fit/izen. She'll never learn though at 5'5. Shimiko is different cause she's just a shortstack.
Momo a shit. Not cute. Everything about her is not cute. A SHIT.
Sup Shimisen.
>Short demon girl and tall magical girl yuri
Did that stupid TakaRie voice her? If yes, then no wonder.
>H-how the hell can someone so pathetic managed to corrupt a Mahou Shoujo?
Through the power of love. Unfortunately for Momo, Shamiko is very slow on the uptake.
>manlets
>ever learn
She's zannen
mean!
tap chan
Nope. Rie's voicing the orange dork instead .
i want her to beat the fucking shit out of me so bad, to feel how utterly powerless I am against her and how she'd just effortlessly fold me up and crush me to death with the slightest effort theres nothing i desire more in the whole world
Oh you
How did you make her cry?
isnt that the wrong takahashi
Hitotsu hitotsu hitotsu hitotsu
Hitotsu hitotsu hitotsu hitotsu
Is this the "characters that could kick our ass" thread?
How many Takahashi Ries are there ?
its minami takahashi
Based.
I want to grab Shami's tail and tug on it while she BOGAAAAAH's at me
Pretty sure it actually is a vibrator.
Holy shit, I thought that was just a "Made in China" logo or something, not a switch. How would that even go in someone? Are the horns flexible?
i drop this anime
It's the same director behind this one too.
Please stop, that song gives me nightmares.
we watched homeward bound
I did the ultimate cruel act towards a cute girl; I took the strawberry off the top of her slice of cake and ate it.
hyakku paacento orangu juusuu?
So TBS airs this with captions, but yomu.tv has died so I've got no idea where I could possibly get them anymore. There's always the manga, but does anyone of you know where I can find the TV captions?
The one ripper I know was too frustrated after sending me subs for a show last season, so I can't exactly bother them again.
Dont be silly user. Its moms door stopper, she said so herself.
My mistake. I could have sworn it was reported that Megumin was signed onto this. Learning that Shamiko's Subject F and the alien precure made the look up worth it though.
I'm curious. What is this about?
No lewd, girls not lolis, this episode was a bit of a disappointment.
Literal semen demons.
cute demon girl tries her best but sucks anyway
magical girl is seduced by the helplessness moe
I'm on.
Lay down the bait for once, Chiya, Gabriel Dropout was a top 3 show of 2017.
So... She ain't even short.
That's gotta be average Japanese woman height.
>Seduced by the helplessness moe
Wait, so that major spoiler deep in the thread isn't just some dumb twist, but because of legit attraction? I'm loving this shit more every time I read something about it. How the fuck did I not notice this on the season chart?
I dunno dude
I read two manga chapters and then watched an episode of an anime
Well neither this or Love Lab have ended so who knows.
>Only 2 chapters
Is this a new series entirely? It's got a great start if so.
It's 5 years old with 50 chapters.
Oh, well shit. Slow translations I guess.
no scanlations :^(
I'm not the only one who hates that pink girl and her boring voice right?
Actually 65 chapters
I love Momo and her boring voice.
I read all chapters of manga and i think the voice perfectly fits momo's personality
Genki desu?
But you don't know japanese.
what do expect her to be?
Where did you find raws for it?
Nice try
I bought it.
wow gay
rip it for me right now
You literally can cast anyone better for Momo. Kinda disappointed since they did nail Yuko really well.
Ah yes my retard moe for this season
I need to see her eat like Goku before I'll truly be satisfied
being able to eat like Goku is the most important thing I look for in a seasonal girl
Support the authors
Don't do it for him. Do it so Shadow Mistress Yuuko-sama gains more followers. Seriously though. Public raws for this are shit and only go up to the first volume.
>You will never pity feed her and pat her head as she cries while eating the food you gave her
I want to rub the horn
Yuko's voice is GOLD, while Momo sounds like a weary corpse who's forced back to live and voice an anime girl.
become meguca
That's kind of what Momo is.
What if that’s just momo’s personality and the seiyuu nailed it perfectly
I looked at the season chart and immediately knew it would be aots, I don't think anything else even seemed good, I probably didn't see if there were other shows in the chart
Yuuki Aoi should've voiced her
BANNED IN THE UK
yuri succubus
It's not yuri, /u/tards.
Squeaky, like every pink girl.
The VA had a totally different intonation in Hitoribocchi so she was most likely instructed to speak like this.
The big question is why the heck did they cast her instead of anyone like Rieri or Y.Aoi as this user said ??
she became meguca and it broke her probably
now all she wants to do is look at cute demon
Big think. maybe Rierie and Yuki should voice all anime characters, just throw the other VA off a cliff.
Unpopular opinion: I think she would be better if she was voiced by Marina Inoue.
Zannen yeah?
Its not the first time they botched the voice actress for a kirara show
Mugi what the FUCK is wrong with you?
what app is this so I can fail to learn japanese?
>spending money in order to fail to learn Japanese
haha what a loser, I'm sitting here failing to learn Japanese for free!
Legit surprised nobody is making a big deal out of how Truck-kun got bootyblasted right there.
I don't care about that pink shit. Can we talk about how cute Yuko's voice is?
Tell me about this creature.
I was going to skip this until I saw Konomi Kohara attached to be the lead. No surprise, she's on point as always.
ook ook
Momo was pretty much dead inside until she met Shamiko and filled the void with being /fit/ so yes, she should sound like a post-twist meguca. Subs omitted that she hasn't transformed in years btw.
that's obviously a Momiji
>fulcrum
I always read her lines in Hanakanas voice but I think it was still a pretty good cast. It fits her personality.
that was included in the Erai-raws subs
She is a kitsune on the run and wanted for many crimes. Tricksies, drugs and swindling are as natural as breathing for her and she has absolutely no sense of right and wrong. She is very fluffy but you must not trust her or else she'll make around town wearing nothing but a leaf.
Hanakana would be 7x better to be honest
Recasting is impossible, isn't it?
I always thought about Nao Toyama with Shimarin's voice.
Not him but I was hoping for Naobu for Shamiko myself.
Why is JC Staff so bland, I don't even feel Sakurai's direction that much.
EPISODE 2 FUCKING WHEN
5 minutes
Nice.
Will she forever be a jobber or will she know fulfillment?
>jobber
please, she's absolutely GOAT
I'd get this goat.
Could they beat Yunocchi?
It's the goat who is getting bullied
i literally cant stop thinking about how she'd kill me in a physical confrontation....
I love how she's totally detached from this world, but this little GOAT manages to drag her out of her misery somehow.
Pretty sure anons here shitting on Momo's VA just don't get it at all what's going on here. She's great.
Dorkus maximus
Keeping balance isn't this easy with boobies this big already. You know?
>Needing a translation for obvious af things
I pretty much agree with most user here. Her voice is kinda underwhelming to be honest. I like this series a lot.
>implying Momo will not slowly warm up thanks to GOAT and regain her liveliness and stuff
it has begun
Damn, they are a fucking chatterbox, cute chatterbox.
The mom is pretty cute.
Her younger self had supercutedork additions to her regular transformations. Hope they animate Momo's transformation from when she was still a pure angel.
She would be. She used to be one of those infamous oneesans that hunted down vulnerable shotas until she got knocked by one.
Cute vigne
Man, this show is cute. I need more Kaos in my life.
Feeling bad for this poor cute tiny goat.
What's your demon name?
>cute characters
>cute overall art style
>dope narrator voice
>machinegun banter
I love it.
>flesh fang
Welcome to Hiroaki Sakurai shows.
"The Jannie"
>Saiki Kusuo
It all makes sense now. I guess being a 4koma helps too.
You can watch GA Geijutsuka Art Design Class to get a good feel of how he handles Kirara 4-koma, this is not the first time for him (also read the manga and play the game because they're great too).
Also, this is the guy directing basically all of Di Gi Charat and also Jewelpet Happiness, which are about as rapid-fire.
Was this good? I thought it looked cute but as it came closer to airing I somehow started to suspect it would be an ultra low budget shit anime.
Am I wrong? I want it to be good I just have a premonition that it isn't,
It's excellent, and most likely the best show of the season.
>Am I wrong?
Nah, you're just a fucking faggot.
Thursdays are usually always a bit shit, I'm glad this show exists.
>Update
Watch it and get some BOGAH in your life.
demon girls can't love mahou shoujo
she just needs to stop being such a dense dork about it
What happens when a magical girl gets isekai'd?
Also if that isn't a thing it should be.
wtf why did she betrayed her. Also, both leads' seiyuus are pretty meh, particularlly Momo which sounds like a dead fish even when trying to be smug
GOOD MORNING
Everyone is praising the show, and I did like it a lot, too (being a fan of the director and having looked forward to the adaptation for a while), but your suspicions are partially right. It's not ultra low, but the animation is kinda on the economy side. I'd say it looks better in screenshots than it does in motion. Plus there's something about modern JC that just makes all of their shows look a bit bland.
But it's still brilliant, so go watch it now.
The animation so far is perfectly adequate for a show like this. What the hell.
>girls only
Well it's thankfully not Silver Link tier, at least.
>Momo which sounds like a dead fish
She has a more severe one punch man autism.
Which is better for this show, 720p or 1080p? The 1080p file is still small.
The most important thing is that it works and the animation budget is used well. There's no QUALITY or scenes that had a glaring lack of animation.
is this alternate universe non non biyori
1080p
i use 1080 for everything because i'm not a spacelet
I think SL have improved since they stopped doing many shows a season and went on to do like 1 or 2 each season. Still not top-tier but better than stuff like Deat March or Brave Witches' CGI
The 1080p is still under 400 MB. There are tons of releases that use more for 720p. The only question is whether the quality is better for 1080p, or whether the bitrate starvation is even worse due to the higher resolution.
everything looks fine with madvr on
>the fork actually becomes a magical weapon
anime of the century
>classic moments before disaster shot
Also use Erai-raws since HS doesn't rip the subs properly.
I kind of wish he didn't leave out most of the more emotional moments of the manga.
Do we know if some fansubber picked this up, even if just for edits? The burgerized subs and no sign TL is bothering me.
I think that's fine, he only had 12 episodes, and he couldn't really get to the chapters where said moments paid off, they would've stood out without purpose. I like it when the anime does its own thing and doesn't just adapt the source by the letter, this way we have two things that can be enjoyed in different ways. The comedy minigun that is the GA anime, and the more insightful and melancholic GA manga.
No sign is HS fucking up. Erai has signs
>Also, both leads' seiyuus are pretty meh, particularlly Momo which sounds like a dead fish even when trying to be smug
shit taste. Shamiko is great and Momo fits her character
I've looked through the script and it's not terrible enough to warrant a re-translation. Sure, some changes mystify me to no end - not quite localisations, and not incorrect in context, but just puzzling; and a few lines here and there were incomplete, but it's alright, definitely far from Jennifer bad, thankfully she was only supervising, and Ian did the bulk of the work and he's alright. Far from Stella bad, either.
I'm so glad this got better subs. And they used the name I suggested too.
don't be so schmaltzy