Neon Genesis Evangelion

You lied to me Yea Forums. You told me Neon Genesis Evangelion was a masterpiece but it was nothing more than a piece of garbage anime. The fact I have to go online and research what that ending was about is ridiculous and there's no way the average person understood that ending from a first-time-viewing. I shouldn't have to re-watch something 20 times to have a 55% grasp on the story. You have to have super attention and even then you'd have bits and pieces missing from the story, not to mention the story itself is absolute trash. I only watched it because I had nothing to do but boy am I angry I'll never get that lost time back, even if it was time I would have probably spent doing nothing. Doing nothing was better than watching that garbage. APOLOGIZE.

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>"the world is fucked" is too much for the normalfag brain to grasp

LOL

le based postwe need more eva threads guys keep em coming lMao

>Hurr the story is about how the world is fucked up
That's not what it was about at all and you know it. It was about some father who got sad his wife fused with an angel and wanted to merge with his wife's soul by mixing an alien soul with the remainder of her soul. It's dumb, actually dumb.

The fact that you had to Google what the ending was about is proof that you're a retard

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Bait

>Not what it's about at all
Because fuck the entire concept of symbolism

This post was so shitty that it makes log memes look log-less.

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>You told me Neon Genesis Evangelion was a masterpiece
Your fault for listening to dumbass normalfags who don't watch anime except for Gainaxshit + Shounenshit

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god forbid exploring a horny teenager boy's sexuality and blatant oedipus complex

>GOD FORBID WOMEN IN ANIME HAVE BIKINI/NEKKID SCENES
Fixed

>god forbid exploring a horny teenager boy's sexuality and blatant oedipus complex
If you had ever watched even a single Tomino masterpiece you wouldn't make such a dumbass reply to a post comparing Annoshit to Ideon.

rei nice tits, Eva wins

>tomino
>masterpiece
Pick one.

I'll pick several.

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Note how the intellectual dwarf rages at his own impotent neurons

yawn

>He can't prove me wrong

19 re-watches to go

We have this thread every single day fuck off already zoomer.
Go back to watching bnha or whatever.

>Tomino anime get referenced all the time in modern AotY contenders like RobiHachi and Shirobako
>Eva is only referenced in rubbish like Pastel Memories
Wonder why this is

Listen dude I like Ideon and 0079, but your autism is showing

Anno also loves Ideon and 0079. Do you know what anime he's famous for hating?

Evangelion is dogshit and its fanbase represents everything wrong with otaku culture

Reminder that no one in this thread is new to Eva

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I know that dipshit, and it would be pretty obvious to anyone who have seen them.
My point is you are being autistic and unfairly malign for seemingly no reason.
Are you a /m/ fag who's mad at eva for ruining mecha?

MUH STORY

another seething plotfag laid victim

I just think Eva is shit.
>mad at eva for ruining mecha
It barely effected mecha except for a small handful of ripoffs in the early to mid 2000s

never saw eva cause it looked boring as fuck
why does everyone here suck evas or gundamns dicks so hard, hate the idea of these being the only old animes people are talking about, fucking bizarre

>I just think Eva is shit
You don't have to be a dick about it and resort to ad homs. Grow the fuck up.

Why not? This is one of the 50 daily "Pretend I just watched NGE for the first time" shitposting threads. OP didn't come here for legitimate discussion. He wants shit to be flung and he's getting it.

How the fuck are shows with shit animation and cinematography "masterpieces"?

How can you possibly know that when zoomers are getting exposed to it for the first time?

I actually created this thread to see what people genuinely liked about the show and so far have received nothing of the sort and people only attacking me for disliking it because it made zero sense. Is it the waifus? The EVAs? The animation? What is it that people love about this anime because it can't be the plot, that is Kingdom Hearts-tier garbage.

>Do you know what anime he's famous for hating?
Not Eva you stupid nigger. He called it the greatest thing he worked on.
You can't expect newfag Tominoniggers to know jack shit about anything in the industry.

Whatever. You do you. I'm probably more tired than you are of these threads.
For a guy who prides himself of watching intelligent shows you act like an moron.

I'm a zoomer and I watched it last week so you're not wrong.

Just watched this shit on Netflix. I liked it but the ending of end of evangelion didnt make sense to me.
Why does he choke Asuka if he already got over his self loathing and hatred? doeshe forget everything he learned during instrumentality? with that said is that supposed to be an alternate ending or an ending that happened in conjunction with the actual show ending?
Also since Shinji rejects Instrumentality is it just for himself or for all of humanity?

Just check the catalogue for the other 50 identical threads we had like this one and stop pestering people with your bullshit.
Feel free to write a post on your facebook wall or tweet about how eva is garbage, but don't ever come back here.
I'm fucking tired of your kind.

Alright zoomer listen up, I've got a very important question for you.
Asuka or Rei?

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If you want EVA but better go play mother 3

Akagi.

I don't know. Rei's still growing on me.

ahem

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>since Shinji rejects Instrumentality is it just for himself or for all of humanity?
It is probably up to every single individual to find the courage to reject it
>is that supposed to be an alternate ending or an ending that happened in conjunction with the actual show ending?
There is no definitive answer. There's no doubt that most of EoE was going to be part of the show before they run into budgetary constraint and the gas attack issue, but I still feel like the movie ending has become an alternate ending informed by Anno's disillusion with the show's fanbase.
Now usually people would contraddict me, but this thread has started like shit and sure enough it has consistently been shit, so whatever

LotGH wins

>blatant oedipus complex
How the fuck can Shinji have an oedipus complex if he barely remembers his mom and doesn't know about Rei being a clone of his mom?

Shinji isn't a faggot so of course he wants to fuck his mom

>Shinji isn't a faggot

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Shinji is best girl.

It's nice that we now live in the current year so we can say that shinji is sexually straight and romantically gay

Did you miss the 20+ episodes and movies where he eyeballs women and jerks off over one

No one is in any of them and we're all just shitposting and taking each other's b8. It's the most fun I've had on Yea Forums in years.

You can do all of that and still be a faggot user

Maybe, but why would a faggot do any of that? It just don't add up.

Shinji just wants to fuck, he doesn't care what hole.

What do you mean? Anyone has the potential to be a faggot.
OP is a faggot, waifufags are faggots, you're a faggot, I could go on.

>shit animation

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That's straight as fuck if true

>being down to fuck a dude is straight
ok user

You know what else is a great show? Serial Experiments Lain. You should watch it OP, I think you'll like it.

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As long as you don't cuddle or feel anything towards the guy it is indeed straight

Am I supposed to be wowed?

It's called proving a point wrong, you absolute faggot.

PRESENT DAY
PRESENT TIME
HAHA

Kawrou is beyond gay and straight. He’s the embodiment of affection.
And you’re a liar if you wouldn’t let him fuck you.

Kaworu may be straight, but Shinji's still a homo for wanting to suck his dick.
And so am I.