I’m a retarded idiot

So Magical girl satan fell because she was super gay for magical girl God/Jesus.

Universal truths
>Kyoko was the best girl
>Homura worded her wish poorly and got bailed out by others
>Madoka is hetero sexual, Homura is a faggot
>Sayaka is heterosexual, Kyoko is a faggot
>Mami deserved to suffer for such a selfish wish
>Madoka isnt bad but still somewhat overrated.
>Kalafina was mediocre
>Plot wasnt that great, it was too predictable
>Rebellion was a cash grab and SHAFT is now forced to make more Madoka to cover current losses
>Animation isnt that great, Gankutsuō did it better in 2004
>Kyubey did nothing wrong
>Kyubey did actually plenty right, like provide better bodies and semi immortality

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why would you get banned?

Congratulations, OP, your taste is no longer shit. You're now well on your way to becoming a thinking man of culture.

Kyuubey did everything wrong. He once wiped out all humanity for the benefit of his own species. Fuck him, and not in a sexual way.

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>not in a sexual way.
why not?

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Madoka is best girl and only Goddess.
Worship her!

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Just on the off chance that he might enjoy it

>Mami deserved to suffer for such a selfish wish
Have you read Another Story?
She hates herself for not having the presence of mind to wish for her entire family to live.

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the weak should fear the strong

>Mami deserved to suffer for such a selfish wish
>why doesn't this badly hurt, dying girl think clearly and makes a smart wish
What a fucking idiot.
>Kyubey did nothing wrong
Retard or meme spouter?

Il read now.
>Kyubey did something wrong.
I seriously and with a clear mind do think Kyubey did nothing wrong. He never hurt anyone and offered respite for those who required it, like Mami for example. Those who werent in immediate danger of expiration got themselves an upgraded body and a free to choose wish spell which is rather fair for the suffering or struggle they would experience.

Now, you might write "but Incubator, those girls didnt know they were going to turn into witches. Kyubey left out incredibly important piece of information so clearly he was in the wrong!" to which I will answer thusly. Turning into a witch is a slow progress that can easily outlast the normal human lifespan. We know cases where Maho shoujos live far far longer than human genome intended thanks to the conservative use of magic and grief seeds. Every witnessed case of becoming a witch has been due to user error, these include recklessness of Sayaka and Madoka who overused capacity out of their own choice. Also, the magic girl can choose not to become a witch by simply destroying their soul gem.

>But there is a conflict of interest, Kyubey WANTS girls to become witches
Kyubey doesnt care about the lifespan of a human, no matter how long it is. Cosmic societies run on cosmic scale, mere human history is just a footnote on in it.
>But user, Kyubey tried to institute Witchery back in rebellion
Wrong, Kyubey only wanted to study LoC like any self-respecting scientist. If he would have been successful there might not be any reason to have maho shoujos at all!

As you can see, Kyubey really did nothing wrong.

These hot takes were bearable right until
>>Kalafina was mediocre
Fuck you and your shit taste.

You are indeed a retarded idiot, but only because you thought people would actually fall for your blatant falseflagging. Madoka was good, but your insistence that it is an incontestable masterpiece that one could only disagree with if they hadn't actually watched it outs you in every thread you post in. Pathetic.

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Also, on the note that he wiped humanity... It was the incubators who originally elevated humanity to its current standards. If it wasnt for them humans would still live in caves, still suffer without real medicine, still fight for their mere existence, still be ever ignorant to the secrets of the universe.

Now that humanity has gained foothold its trying to wipe itself out. Irresponsible geoengineering on planetary level, weapons off mass destruction and irreversible changes to bacterial life. Without a doubt humanity would never reach the stars so what is so bad about them contributing in their own way. Sure, billions humans might but it just so happens that trillions upon trillions of other species will live thanks to their sacrifice against entropy. There is no greater deed or a nobler cause

Thiccmura is best

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This guy got everything right

>Sayaka is heterosexual
*blocks her heterosexuality*

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You were doing okay until you got caught by Rebellion's pleb filter.

Magi Madoka is objectively a great anime, which is exactly why it garnered so much negative attention over the years

this, it's natural though
taste progression is
>1 lol is this moeshit
>2 wow this is AotD but I hate Rebellion
>3 Rebellion is god tier

Honestly the fact that contrarians on Yea Forums dismiss it as 'average and overrated' rather than 'the worst heap of flaming dogshit ever created' is testament to its quality.

its a clean 7/10

>madokafags thinking their anime isnt epitome of mediocrity
Only reason why Madoka stands out is the sad state of 00s anime in general. Dont kid yourselves

Have you finally watched it?

Everyone loves homura except for homura.

You forgot
>Mami is a child molester

t. Pissed Evangelion fanboy

I understand how you feel OP, I put off watching this for a long time because of the obsession with it around here. Also because a fucking magical girl anime just didn't sound interesting.
After watching it you can't help but wonder why you stopped yourself from watching such a masterpiece, and discover what you see here isn't obsession, but rather recognition of its greatness.

>Also, on the note that he wiped humanity... It was the incubators who originally elevated humanity to its current standards. If it wasnt for them humans would still live in caves, still suffer without real medicine, still fight for their mere existence, still be ever ignorant to the secrets of the universe.
That's just what he want to make you believe.

Incubator apologists have either the shortest of attention span, or the highest dishonesty.
The incubators do want the girls to transform into witches as they obtain the greatest energy when little girls despair; and that's the sole reason they omit that information. Given that with one party withholding information, the transaction is no longer fair (by any free market transaction definition), incubators are indeed inter galactic con man's that got what they deserved. If you're unwilling to uphold the higher standards and Bully inferior species, then you deserve no simpathy when bullied by a higher being.

a student shouldn't be this thick.

>That's just what he want to make you believe.
Incubators dont lie.
>Incubator apologists have either the shortest of attention span, or the highest dishonesty.
Now you are just being an ass towards me, none of those two apply.
>The incubators do want the girls to transform into witches as they obtain the greatest energy when little girls despair; and that's the sole reason they omit that information.
True, that doesnt necessarily make them evil or otherwise "in the wrong". Despair ultimate is created by the human world and humans themselves, not by incubators.
>Given that with one party withholding information, the transaction is no longer fair (by any free market transaction definition)
This is true, however you dont need a free market for transactions to be fair. Like I said before, becoming a witch isnt a big deal. Expiration is solely dependent on the magical girl herself.
>incubators are indeed inter galactic con man's that got what they deserved.
Lack of free market does not imply deception or trickery. Incubators are content with waiting and dont even trick girls into becoming witches, how would girls even know about Grief seeds purpose if Incubators didnt tell them?
>If you're unwilling to uphold the higher standards and Bully inferior species, then you deserve no simpathy when bullied by a higher being.
Incubators dont bully or anyone. For example
>Mami
Was saved thanks to Incubators, died in line of duty.
>Kyoko
Elevated herself and her family out of immense poverty, died in the line of duty.
>Madoka
Saved her friends, fate rather unclear
>Sayaka
Brought forth a medical miracle for her loved one, turned into a witch and afterwards demised.
>Homura
Saved herself and her friends.

If it werent for Incubators Mami would have gotten the extra years, Kyokos family would struggle or even die in poverty thanks to malnutrition, Saykas love would be cripple for life, Madoka idunno and Homuras friends would all be dead or worse.

You're forgiven

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>Ironically
None of what you wrote is ironic.

No, but the fact itself could be considered ironic. You only remember the spoilers you'd rather not remember and forget the ones you wouldn't mind remembering. Tell me that's not irony. Thanks for pointing that out in case more people who don't understand the full meaning of that word show up.