You have to choose

Sorry big guy

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Hate-fuck is patrician tier

I choose a threesome

obviously rei you retard. the only decent female in the show.

Misato

asuka

eee

zzz

peee

zzz

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Okay.
Shinji best girl.

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Anyone not saying Rei is a faggot nigger

I choose to not be attracted to cartoon children at all.

boring

your loss, more cartoon pussy for me then

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>tfw reis looks with asukas personalty

The only objective answer is Asuka.

>they choose each other
What to do?

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be my gf?

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Marry Rei
Fuck Asuka on the side

youtube.com/watch?v=nKTwb1WCUwY

i can't, both turn my peepee into a big peepee

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Just imagine being Shinji married to Asuka, constantly berating you for your lack of career success and tiny Japanese penis while she throws herself at older men

sounds hot besides the ntr. Why does femdom always get paired with ntr?

Anyone saying Rei is a faggot nigger

Discuss

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BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

No ass

Between those two, Rei easily. As the years go by, I find myself liking Misato more and more

Sad!

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She's 14. What'd you expect?

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Best

I want to give her a big hug and tell her everything will be okay.

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But even Shinji has a bigger ass than her, she has no excuse.

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I choose mommy.

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Because watching them go out and eat ramen together like they're friends was the best thing about this show.

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Rei went through the trouble of salvaging Asuka's soul, her competitor for Shinji's love, despite the fact that she was already dead, just so Shinji-kun could have her in case he rejected instrumentality.
That is some selflessness. She really is best girl.

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Uh, I thought asuka rejected instrumentality just like shinji did?

Not him but Asuka was dead before instrumentality began. Rei went out of her way to get her soul back.

Yes, and she was only able to reject instrumentality and be with Shinji because Rei salvaged her soul into instrumentality in the first place.

What indicated her death? I know unit 2 got torn apart by the mass produced evas but like misato said the injuries aren't real

Dude, her sync rate was insanely high and her EVA got impaled by multiple Longinus lances, which should be more than enough to physically harm her.

she was way too synchronized

Synch was through the roof and we see her suffering actual physical injuries alongside her Eva unit.

She died bro.

That is called being a cuckqueen

She got fucking impaled in her right arm and head by a mass production Lance of Longinus and had her Eva devoured after that.

I choose Spicy Nacho over Cool Ranch

the answer is simple

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why did you think she was floating there during the beach scene after all, rei likes to watch

Now that I'm mentally over 18, Rei obviously

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Is Rei the original Holy Diver?

youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

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What? I loved Rei when I was a fat incel loser.

After I actually got my shit together and grew up Asuka became the obvious choice.

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Fuck off Toji, you're still a dumb hick deep down.

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>obvious choice
How unless you're a whiteknight beta

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Neither, but if I had a gun to my head I'd pick Rei because at least she shuts the fuck up.

a finely aged vintage meme

teh rei...

Because she's the yang to Rei's yin and Anno wrote the story to choose yang.

Plus she's way hotter.

Let's not forget half a dozen more lances after her right arm was split in half. From the looks of it one even impaled her pussy.

>I pick her because this dude said to
Fucking NPCs.

Remember that she was so synched that when the first spear cut the Eva's arm in half, her arm also did, the same with her eye, so guess what happened to Asuka's body when the was pierced to dead and also chewed by the Eva series.
So yeah, she was minced to dead.

>That is called being a cuckqueen
So what?

Pretty much all the dead bodies got blown up into Lcl, Rei did not do some special magic just for Asuka.

boo

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Pierced, yeah.
Chewed by, nope. Unless MP Eva's teeth have the same effect as longinus lance's.

Hikari or Shigeru are hands down the best choices. No homo.

cute

Dead or alive, she had to tang each of them so they could take part in instrumentality. She had the option of leaving Asuka for dead, like she did Gendo, but chose against it.

>Unless MP Eva's teeth have the same effect as longinus lance's
they were made to revert activated Eva 01's AT field, so i think they probably could

Except she kind of did. Gendo was denied instrumentality by Rei.

Asuka could have been tanged by Unit-02 as it died

No he wasn't. Literally everyone got tanged. What she denied Gendo was the choice on the ultimate outcome, if it were up to Gendo everyone would have stayed in instrumentality, Shinji decides to make it so people can leave if they want to.

S-Senpai?
Only girl not in Shinji/Gendo's harem

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she is by extension in Gendo's harem

NO SHE'S NOT SHUT UP MAYA IS PURE
She isn't responsible for the actions of Ritchan, she can only love because lesbian love is pure

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Rei. She may be vegetarian but she would still catch fish for others to eat.

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Maya was too pure for that world.

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i don't think Rei made something special for Asuka, but at least the episode 25/26 suggest that at least she talked to Asuka in that moment, i mean Rei talked with her at the end of Asuka's inner monologue

Except we don't see Gendo becoming orange juice, what we see instead are his dismembered legs.

13 for most of the series

>blue pill or red pill
I never thought about it but now I see the reference of evangelion in matrix

>tfw no qt damaged alcoholic gf
Why even live?

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So, does this mean that Asuka herself ended up in pieces with her head and body parts scattared inside Unit 02's entry plug?

Official sources from outside the show called the event indiscriminate.

He is "eaten" by a specter of 01 which is at that time way up in the sky. Eva 01 is the one with yuis soul, so what really happens there is kind of ambiguous. He may not have been turned into Lcl, but he almost certainly was brought into instrumentality or reunited with yui.

I forgot to rate the replies on the other thread, so I'll do it here, cause all NGE generals are interconnected by being made by Netflix shills

Soulless husk(s).

Real human beings.

Based

They even made a giant chair for the EVA.

Nice

You didn't even rate my post you ingrate. And no I'm not telling you which one it was, because you'd probably be too stupid to understand its profundity

Ugliest girl in the entire series

No one cares about your post.

Y even participate in these threads?

How is Hikari in Shinji's harem?

To push back against you soulless vermin.

I do, and so does your father Shinji

Other than Class Rep, of course

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that's what i think, obviously i can't confirm it, but i think it makes sense with what we see there

There is nothing more soulless than a mass reply, plebbit kike

Why does Shinji get all the bitches?

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>There's nothing that triggers me more than seeing 20 of my samefags being quoted. It's like annudah shoah. Why won't no one give me reddit gold for shilling NGE for Netflix?
Fixed.

Point stands. Back to r/anime kike, your shitty takes aren't even substantive

Bitches like broken guys.

nepotism

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Only the lances causes the injuries to carry over because of their special properties
When they were ripping Unit-02's intestines, Asuka only had the pain carry over.

Evangelion was the Naruto of the 90s.

>To push back against you soulless vermin.

Spams

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Rei is an absolute cutie. Everyone else can fuck off

Wait... do you think that you are actually on an intellectual level where you deserve to see actual arguments? Vermin PLEASE. This is a NGE thread.

If you think that NGE is a deep cartoon, you are automatically disqualified from being treated like a human. You aren't a human being. You were born without a soul and you don't have the capability of having an inner dialogue.

user I'm genuinely concerned. How long have you been at these threads? Who actually has the time to compile and present something so trivial?

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Thread suddenly has the 'tism and this time it's not because of Reifags.

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Valuable work you're doing

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nice projection

Where are mine then?

You need to be tall and handsome in addition to broken

It was true at the time Eva was made, now it seems more like bitches just like fucking pathetic guys of good means because then she can stomp on his balls and completely suppress him but still get all the benefits of being taken care of, just replace daddy's money with boyfriend's money.

Yeah it's weird, usually Rei or Kaworu niggers shit up everything

>t. asuka nigger

Nope. Misato nigger

Stop falseflagging, Misatofags deserve better than that.

are you also as cute and domestic as shinji?

That's even worse.

OP started the 'tism

I see you're into albinos.

It turns out you can actually get the VHS tapes of Eva pretty cheap
Should I go for it?
I pirated it many many years ago but it's my favorite series of all time so I kinda want to own it
Just sentimental value ya know

do it if that makes you happy
i did bought a DVD collection some time ago just because i love this shit too

Thanks.

Too based to be deleted desu

I forgot to rate the replies on the other thread, so I'll do it here, cause all NGE generals are interconnected by being made by Netflix shills

Soulless husk(s).

Real human beings.

very nice of you

Rip the Netflix version to VHS tapes and mass sell them on ebay.

Netflix version is shit
Both dub and sub has a janky-ass script

Then she became an angry man hating dyke in 3.0.

How are the Mass Production EVAs supposed to star the impact? what would merge with the EVA 01 to start it? or is it just using the 01 as a catalyst to revert everyone's AT field?

Does a woman's hymen function as AT field?

Eva-01 made by Lilith with an Adam S2 engine + Adam's Lance of Longinus, that combination apparently does the trick.
The MP-Evas help it along and were meant to be SEELE's control until Rei hijacked them

I hate how they give her nearly the same line in the opening of 3.0+1.0 about hating young guys that she already said in 3.0, just so they can make it extra clear she is a raging dyke against men.

No idea if this actually makes sense, but perhaps they meant to abduct Lilith and Rei during their takeover of NERV?

I pick Mari-nya

That's the joke.

Neat

still better than AIDSV

Out of the way plebs

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Girl here, no it doesn't. A black man tried to rape me once.

Feminine dick or gtfo

>youre falseflagging if you don't fit my generalization

Nope. Misato and Asuka are simply the best girls. Nothing else to it. Rei is below both.

I self insert as Kaiji because I'm a chad

That's not very nice, isn't it?

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Rei. All of them.

stop with the fucking eva thread you cunts
has some e-celeb made another video about it or something? fuck off back to your containment sites

That's some patrician taste you have there, my friend.

Show was released on Netflix a few weeks ago + the 3.0 + 1.0 preview that released earlier this week.

Shinji.

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I want to drink Maya's vomit.

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gross, dude.

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Yui is best

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Kaworu.

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pleb opinion

>fucked up her husband and son's lives and mental health so she could be a giant robot floating through space
>best

Kaworu

Best because she succeeded.
Yui outmaneuvered everyone else and was the only person in the show to get exactly what they wanted strived for.

I choose Rei. She's given me a lifelong fetish for pale-skinned girls with red eyes and white/blue hair.

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>her competitor for Shinji's love
lol

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Apparently she also "went out of her way" to collect literally all the NERV staff who were killed
I wonder what the time limit is

I don't see a mangled entry plug, but there's the ripped out and chewed on spine where the plug inserts, and the MPs were otherwise thorough enough to smash open the ribs and skull to eat everything inside.

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asuka

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she slurp

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I thought she was gay for Ritsuko

Everyone is gay for Ritsuko

Maybe the limit goes all the way back to the day when Rei was born.

both are shit, asuka is just more shit

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mother of humanity milkies

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Do people actually like these two or is it just a meme?

misato blows both Rei and Asuka out of the water.

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>i'm ok with a lazy alcoholic slob as long as she's hot

Does Anno actually believe this

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Yes.

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Horrendous taste.
Misatofags are the real scum of the earth.

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> He likes old pedo hags

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>he's an old pedo fag

>it's not a meme after all
holy shit, fucking off yourselves.

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He was a kissless virgin when he made NGE. That's why kissless virgins think it provides quality life advice.

Why do all the characters have mommy/daddy problems, does Anno know that you can still be depressed even if you have a healthy family relationship?

AT fields are powered by mental trauma

How could this conceivably happen in canon
Locker room hatesex?

real best girl right here

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Fusion!

She's taken

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I don't think it's supposed to be truer in that specific sense than the more general one Kaji also talks about there, that it's impossible to fully understand an other because you necessarily do not have their same experiences and perspective, the most you have is an impression of them you've identified with yourself. This was also in Shinji's fever dream interview with an Angel and gets hammered on in instrumentality, and it's the premise of basically all of the referenced psychology, so I think Anno is at least interested in it if he doesn't believe it.

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Asura and Kei.

Women like gay bois.

Kaworu literally won the Shinjibowl in 5 seconds.
But then he realized Shinji is a clingy yandere and killed himself to be rid of him.

Absolutely based.

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One dozen Reis pls

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1195808

>a gay
>based

It is the easiest (laziest) way to write in character issues. Nearly all troubled characters in fiction who are not orphans had some kind of daddy issues

Asuka decides to experiment and decides Rei would be the perfect way to try because she wouldn't question it or complain.

I like NGE but, god, I fucking hate Anno.

>Not one giant Rei

Did someone say gay?

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Maybe we're not supposed to understand. Like what hot mad scientists with green eyes keep seeing in Gendo.

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>wake up
>see this
>what do

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there'll be no eva sorties
just friendly clone hotties
under the sea

ORGY TIME

Use your brain. How is unit 01 able to kill Gendo when he's currently miles away in the sky? What he sees is his inner desire, which is too be eaten by 01 as punishment for his being a shitty dad and reuniting with Yui by being consumed. If you pay attention you can see the orange tang residue on his glasses.

Cum

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Is it canon that he jerked himself with Asuka's hand?

No

>you can see the orange tang residue on his glasses.
You can't, but it's weird enough anyway. He goes from on his back in Terminal Dogma, to inside the hand of a demonic-looking Unit 01 in a void, to just his legs standing supported by nothing in that spot in Terminal Dogma again, with the undamaged glasses that were on the half Unit 01 chomped just a little away from him. Then Rei picks up Gendo's glasses and they turn into a different pair of Gendo's glasses between cuts, but not the damaged brown browlines of his that Rei kept, they're the green ones he had when he was showing Rei 1 around the Geofront. So there's still some level of abstraction going on and we might not have gone back to Gendo's real world body at all.

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There's a lot of abstraction in the scene in general like Yui's shirt changing from the pink dress shirt to the purple turtleneck

I want to knock up asuka.

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I want to feed rei.

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I want to have sex with asuka until she gets pregnant with decuplets then have 9 months long vaginal pregnancy sex with her until she goes into labor then have anal sex with her until she gives birth then do it all over again until she runs out of eggs, and all while she is still in Junior High.

Rei would have saved Kaworu, too, if it was within her power. She would do everything to make sure Shinji is happy.

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I want to fuck Rei until she gets pregnant.

trash bin they go
along with the show

I want to cuddle Rei until she gets happy.

I want to fuck Asuka while she is pregnant.

GURATEFUL DEDDO

That seems surprisingly plausible.

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Doujins when

This is good too

Rei and Kaworu are cute godly siblings

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That's right.

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SoL with Lilith/Rei and Adam/Kaworu hanging out together when?

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>SoL with Lilith/Rei and Adam/Kaworu hanging out together when?
What do you think 4.0 is going to be?

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I wish, that would unironically save Rebuild for me.

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Shit?

I haven't watched any of the Rebuilds and don't plan on doing so in the near future, actually.
Maybe after 4.0 comes out on BD.

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You made the right choice.

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See you in 10 years

run away, at the speed of light

Cute platonic pairing.

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Between those two, i go for Rei, if ONLY because i like her design better.

Now, if we're talking about any girl in Evangelion then Misato, easy.

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It's not like she wanted to do it. SEELE was going to have her killed, so she fled to the one place they couldn't get her.

They're both implied to be incredibly attractive, but more to the point, it's a reflection of how incredibly similar they are to each other. Shinji is Gendo, but for a few steps in the right direction. Gendo also sees a lot of himself in Shinji and he hates himself.

Lolno.
Shinji is called plain by Asuka and that he has a girlish face by Misato.

Basically he's a canonical fuckboy.

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Asuka is one of the most unreliable narrators of the entire damn show.

But it's when she first meets him, she has no reason to lie.
She also calls him, Toji, and Kensuke ugly.

Her reason to lie is that she's a sadistic bitch

Asuka starts the show by being a fraud, wake up user.

Yeah, but official comments from the character designer and other comments in the show confirm Shinji is plain-looking, if not a little bit girlish.
Nothing suggests Gendo is attractive either, the women are attracted to him for his power and influence.

Shinji

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I want to put my dick where ass-suckas eye used to be

Shinji?

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Ritsuko and her mother actually liked the guy and Rei actually likes Shinji so they can't be that plain.

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this.
Shinji > everyone else

asura for sure
faggot

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The eye is probably still there, in both cases, and I highly advise against trying for the 2nd one.

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Because they were desperate and there was no other option.
Just like every relationship in Eva.

Showing that Anno was a brainlet when it comes to understanding the yin-yang dichotomy in Daoism.

Lao-zi knew that choosing yin is superior. The yin and yang cycle into each other, so though yin is dark it is also in the process of becoming light. Though the yang is bright and attractive, it is in the process of going out. Choose yin to be a rising moon that will transform into the day, not a setting sun that will transform into the night.

Gee, projecting much?

Anno didn't start his trolling at 3.33
Anno didn't start his trolling at EoE
Anno didn't start his trolling at the last two episode
anno started his greatest troll before episode 1 when he decided to make shinji a boy. He could have created the indisputable best waifu of all time. He could have created the absolute perfect girl. No waifu wars, no 25 years. Humanity would have been granted perfection, under which we all could have been unified.
But Anno made Shjini a boy.

Blame Sadamoto, Anno wanted a girl protag

Anno wanted Shinji to be a girl, Sadamoto forced him to make him be a boy so we just got a really girly boy as MC.

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Based Sadamoto
He knew that mankind cannot live in peace, that only war drives civilization forward, and he gave us waifu wars.

Why cant men man up and fap to boys, too? Its not that hard.

Its youre fault youre a beta

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>its youre fault
Lol wtf e key

Damn. I wish we got a female central protag for Eva, be it girl Shinji or Asuka
Fuck Sadamoto and his ideas.

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Asuka is a liar who has trouble dealing with her feelings, Shinji's a boy, and both women are infatuated with Kaji.

Did you ever stop to think why Asuka spends so much of her free time hanging around Shinji? They have to live together, not hang out.

>that he has a girlish face
So jealous that he looks better than her?

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You can know someone has a plain face and still like them you know.
And Shinji just looks plain from the audience perspective too.

My original point was that women see him and his father as attractive, which they do. This has been seen in several incarnations and spin-offs, as well as the original "source" material.

If he's "plain", I don't care. It's what the girls want apparently.

Its the plot drawing girls to the MC-bowl, combined with Anno thinking he can write more realistic female characters by reading up on women's romance novels.

So? Who cares? It's the way it is.

This user is seething because his self-insert is canonically plain, not attractive and a dicklet.
Topkek.

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kaji is projecting all of his own hangups over his relationship with misato onto the advice he gives shinji

Anta baka?

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cuz strong wahmen don't like weak men

>fuckboy
Nope, that's a compliment. He is more like your average emasculated NEET hikki in Japan.

That's kinda cringe bro......

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In real life I bet she would look like pic related

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she's japanese

she's obviously a crazy cunt white women. are you retarded user?

>jap
>natural blonde
Pfffff.

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>Choosing between a bitch and the literal incarnation of a goddess.
gee, how I could I ever decide?

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*mindless alien life factory

My whole life was a lie.

Yeah I read that somewhere too. Thematically it still makes sense that Anno made the decision to frame the characters that way for the Escapism/Return to mother vs. Realism angle he was going for.

>natural blonde

user ...

>the character with the most inner monologues after Shinji
>mindless
durr

>choosing the messenger of Instrumentality and mother of all humans vs a real person

sasuga user, never gonna make it

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Go back further. JC Ritz looks like Faye Valentine's video message to herself.

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>2019
>being a nazi
wew

>asuka
>real person
Lmao

It's official art they made of all the pilots in WW2 uniforms. Stay keked

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In context of the show, yes.

so who killed kaji? gendo, seele or the japanese government?

after all, it was you and me

Anyone who would chose Asuka over pic related has no taste.
Look how soft she looks.

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Post teh Rei.

I dont think I can save this on my work computer

>of all the pilots
Post the rest of it.

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these are teh Rei's feet.

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who had the better foot game?

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As a Reifag, but also a footfag, it pains me to admit it but Asuka's feet are much cuter. Not only that, but she also shows them off a lot more. There's something very sensual about Asuka's feet that Rei simply doesn't have.

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>implying

My friend the only one with shit taste is you. It could be worse though, you could be a Misato or Ritsuko fag.

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Needed something.

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wait she's retarded and only got the job as head scientist because she's a women and sucked her way there?

it's from a parody

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Oh but she will be a mindless alien life factory after im done

You forgot to mention that a reasonable person would actually be able to tolerate Rei for more than 5 minutes at a time. That's a huge plus for Rei.

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asuka is more relatable than shinji

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but what if they made a clone of Asuka with big tits?

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I guess if you enjoy talking to a brick wall

No, I don't enjoy talking. That's why I would choose Rei. She won't complain if you just sit together in silence doing something fun.

This please.

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I guess that's the fundamental difference between Rei and Asuka fags

Whoever "they" are, I would be mad at them for thinking I have shit taste.

talkin' about massive dohoonkabhankoloos

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Asuka with small plump tits is the objectively better version

>DFXX

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Will this debate ever be settled?

A-fucking-men. Preach it Reibro.

It is, reifags are just in denial thinking shinjis mom reincarnated in a decaying god husk can mother their children
Asuka wins by default

Never because they are literally two different sides of a coin, yin vs yang, Eros vs Thanatos, etc.

They fundamentally appeal to different kinds of people.

it's the monomeme

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Asuka has won for the past 20+ years. The only people that disagree are actual Japanese hikki otaku or their western equivalent

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She is already going to grow up to have them.

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but Asuka is the biggest jobber in the series and she got erased from rebuild

>EVA pilots
>aging
You poor bastard.

>The only people that disagree are actual Japanese hikki otaku or their western equivalent
So aristocrats of the soul?

It's a difference of like 2 degrees between wanting to be slightly more extroverted than Rei and gently introduce her to things, or barely more introverted than Asuka and dragged around.

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>Watching Rebuilds
You poor soul

Anima splits off the TV timeline and doesn't have any pesky curse

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>anima
Into the garbage it goes.

>thinking girls age past like 15

Their bodies do, sadly.

I was talking about Lilith

She would have crazy stretchmarks if her boobs grew four cups within two years.

if girls stop growing at 15 then how do you explain this?

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Rei is Lilith you fucking cretin.

>no fun allowed

Didn't Anima have a homo end?

Not 2D ones they don't

Did she get implants, or what? I think she already was old enough for her boobs to be maxed out in NGE.

Rei is just way too introverted and reserved for me. She's cute just so boring as a character imo

>doesn't have any pesky curse
It's a blessing, really.

Lilith's soul had no identity until it was stuck in a human body

>fat or lanky neckbeards with no hobbies besides fapping to cute girls
>aristocrats

I hate them because I used to be one and can see parts of myself in them.

If the lesser angels like Armisael had identity then so did the original 2.

Can anybody answer why Rei wanted to die?

tl;dr Death Drive

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>Shinji just turns into clean-shaven Kaji

shinji, kaji, and gendo are basically the same person at different stages of life symbolically

>Every girl with small plump tits is the objectively better version
FTFY my friend

She was created as a tool, treated like a lab rat with no real stimulation, and already experienced dying and being revived once. Knowing she'd just keep being used and revived again if she died, she just wanted death's sweet embrace.

They're not angels, they're seeds of life

I want to hug Rei and validate her existence

I want to sit with her in the back of class and fingerbang her while the teacher is not looking.

Lewd

Something I think is interesting is that she's defending the validity of her identity, how it was developed, how it will continue to develop in the future, how real that makes her, until she's confronted specifically about not being human and she jumps to wanting to die. It's wrong for her to be among people, they aren't safe with her.

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The twisted duality of a typical Reifag

I never perceived Rei as being able to produce any type of emotion, to call this type of relationship hateful is naive. Maybe Asuka hate's Rei but Rei doesn't hate Asuka so they can't hate each other. It's probably along the lines of Asuka being jealous of Rei for some reason that wasn't explored, and I doubt it is the synchronization issue because that wasn't till much later into the story.

Rei needs exposure to the crude reality of life if she hopes to validate her existence as a human being. She can't be a sheltered lab-grown clone forever.

Based.
Also based.

Rei is for hugs!

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No I don't, I love 2.22 and Re-Take.

Now post the whole thing. Rei immediately replies with "nah I want despair and I wanna die".

>never perceived Rei as being able to produce any type of emotion

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>he doesn't know why Asuka dislikes Rei

Did you not catch onto the doll allegory or the fact that Asuka is jealous of Rei getting close to her baka Shinji

Freeing a character from victimhood through death is a terrible take. Dropped the ball there Anno.
>this character is so poor, abused and dehumanized
>let's kill them to free them from this pain

you need to read Freud, baka

Rei is sassy!

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Asuka > Sakura > Misato > Rei >>>>>>>>>>>>> Ritsuko

Rei is too boring for me to like for anything more than nutting inside

Rei is smart, no sentient being can stand being around Asuka for more than 5 minutes at a time.

Kill yourself Asuka nigger.

Don't confuse autism for sass

I want to nut inside Rei's heart

>I will only be friends with you if I'm literally ordered to

Did Yui fart frequently in her life?

I just want to go back to the womb.

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Do you not notice that Rei is friends with literally nobody?
She sits in class and looks out the window all day and doesn't want to interact with anyone

Based Rei

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What's the sense in ever thinking 'bout the tomb if you're much too busy returning to the womb?

Move Misato far below Rei now.
Misato is a piece of shit who almost closely competes with Ritsuko for her spot.

I know, that's one of the things that make her so good. Her classmates are obnoxious and loud little shits.

I want to fuck Rei until I get pregnant.

Both.

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Why do Reifags get so upset when people choose other girls. It makes me concerned for your mental health.

Of course if you are a Reifag you're probably a NEET shut in so that explains the behavior.

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Why do they bother having different plugsuits for boys and girls when Asuka's fits Shinji just fine?

>The only people that disagree are actual Japanese hikki otaku or their western equivalent
So,what you are trying to say is that Rei is /ourgirl/?

Why do you think she's a piece of shit? She tried to be a good guardian for Shinji at the very least, but failed because she only knows how to establish bonds through sex.

She was a shit guardian for Asuka though. She clearly played favorites.

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There is nothing twisted about wanting to play with Rei's cunny while she's trying to concentrate, making her orgasm for the first time in her life and lose control of her body while your classmates sitting next to you comment among themselves because they can hear her little moans of pleasure.

What is it with Asuka niggers and projecting bullshit on others?

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Yea Forums is for Asuka you jabroni

>only ever fucked a single man in her life
>he dies and she immediately tries to fuck shijni

Nice cope

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>a single man

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Literally canon

>>only ever fucked a single man in her life
Bullshit. Someone who drinks that often and is that attached to the idea of sex (and is not a virgin) will keep having sex.

Rei never got close with Shinji...

Only on MIsato's word.
She is a liar.

>i-it's not true because I say so

I don't think she actually was going to fuck him. More so kiss and caress him because she only knows how to express compassion through physical touch.

Go away you insentient bug.

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>born in 2001
they're 18 now tho.

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Crawl back to your cave you mental troglodyte

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>it's true because I say so

As friends or aquantences yes. That's part of the reason asuka got mad at the two talking together on the subway.

Asuka is mad at anyone who doesn't worship the ground she walks on. She is also mad at Rei(and Shinji) for being better pilots in the field. She has that doll trauma after her mother's incident and projects it on Rei.

Asuka is shit, we know.

>the literal actual text of the show is lying because I personally disagree with it

But it says anime&manga over there,chief

The literal actual text of the show also said Asuka was fine through Asuka. Doesn't make it true.

Misato is a whore and you know it.

What Eva 3.0 Asuka should have looked like.

An Asuka nigger calling others troglodytes while posting evidence that his shit waifu steals things from people, isn't that just adorable.

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See, the thing is, when people are lying you can tell from the context or their tone of voice
Misato is dead serious when she says only Kaji knows she smokes after sex

That only means Kaji is the only one that stayed after banging her or the only one she allowed to see her smoking. Using this to say she doesn't fuck other dudes is a leap in logic.

I like Kaworu, I think he's cool

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Asuka is still 17 until December.

And getting into age with Rei is a conundrum.
She was born sometime after Yui died, making her at least 4 years younger than the other pilots - or you say she is Lilith and she is over 4 billion years old.

>it's a leap in logic to take the text at its intended word

Misato wouldn't remember how often she got drunk at a bar and fucked some guy, and probably without cigarettes on hand anyway.

It's a leap in logic to assume that was its intention. What is not a leap in logic is assuming that Misato, a hedonistic character, behaves just like other hedonistic women instead of being some sort of extreme outlier.

Misato doesn't drink at bars

Age of consent here is 16

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Didn't Rei I die in 2010, making Rei II no older than 5 chronologically?

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You are worthy of my (You),user

Ok, So, was PenPen a real penguin or some hybrid machine thing and why did they have it in the apartment?

I thought about that, but all the Reiquarium clones seem the same age as the current Rei, so I assume their bodies were made at the same time and grown at the same rate.

He's a real penguin and he lives with Misato because Antarctica is fucked

And yet they do nothing but slut shame her at the end of the series; Japanese morality is weird

It's cute how the Reifag repeats my insult without even knowing what it means because of his low IQ and perpetually stunted brain development.

Plus she is only borrowing those watermelons, not stealing them.

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We're never shown how the Rei clones are born so we can't know for sure. Maybe it's like you said and they were all created at the same time and age at the same rate. Maybe Rei II and the clones were made afterwards and NERV is capable of creating bodies the exact age they need. We don't know if Rei is even capable of aging, to be honest.

Based

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Yeah, doesn't make much sense.
She talks about "using men to feel better" in that instrumentality scene - but also apparently only ever slept with Kaji in college and then went abstinent around a decade being work focused.

>asuka
>inner monologue
uuhhh...

Being neurotypical !=no inner monologue.

This sort of denial is exactly what I expect from Asuka niggers, sasuga.

breasts

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>asuka
>neurotypical
yeah right

13 year old breasts

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Extroverts are the most typical of all possible neuros and should probably be exterminated or something

>Asuka
>any of Eva's main cast for that matter
>neurotypical

lol

user are you sure you watched the same anime as me?
(you)

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this line would have been better as "don't you mean his spirits (have taken a lot of strain)" but autistic translators insist that kokoro always be heart even when it doesn't work in english

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4.000.000.000 year old breasts

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I've always seen them as mindless robots doing what others expect them to do.

decomposing perfect lifeform breasts

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Well in this case the flesh is only like 10 years old maximum.
Which is pretty impressive, I will admit.

Says the one denying best girl.

It's okay though, Rei is pretty good so you're taste isn't completely shit.

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Those things shift size between frames

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I'm an Asukafag, but I would still want to be smothered by those.

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It's all good.

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Rei salvaged Asuka's soul into instrumentality in order to learn the secret art of thermal expansion from her.

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Is this the first official case of "Sorry, officer, she's actually a billion-year old goddess that just happens to look like a little girl"?

it's a normal thing to do user

You see, she was fused with Shinji in a very sexual position at first, which suppresses some of her female traits. But as Shinji starts to separate his own consciousness from hers she earns those feminine traits back.

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Shinji and Rei fugged inside the LCL pool.

Well the physical body is still that of a teenager, even if it does have an immortal god's soul inside the vessel.

The actual breasts are really only 14 years old.

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Do you think that the kids in Shinji's class ever noticed that none of them had mothers

That scene took place inside instrumentality, the place where physical bodies don't exist and any representation of them is simply how one mind perceives another.
Thus those titties are billions of years old.

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No they all seem pretty dopey and also unwilling to talk about it.
The entire world bought the whole "meteor" story, so humanity in general isn't all that wise in Eva.

The word "toast", which means "sliced bread singed by heat", derives from the Latin torrere, "to burn". This alludes to Rei's line in episode 11 about man scraping away at the darkness with fire.

maybe, but missing one or both parents probably isn't that uncommon after a global catastrophe & subsequent world war

I choose real life and not some fictional character.

Why would they? That's normal for all they know.

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Lilith didn't have those titties until experiencing being human through Rei.

Congratulations you actually understood Evangelion.

You can't prove that Lilith's soul didn't look like that from moment zero. What if the body Rei has was simply Lilith creating her own image on Earth.

Rei has her body because she is a physical clone of Yui.

Is Lilith a creationist god?
It seemed like she would have just started life on Earth, and it evolved naturally from there.

And the human you call Yui is yet another one of Lilith's offspring. You can't prove Lilith didn't plan this.
After all, what are the odds of a semi-human body with Lilith's soul inside of it manifesting itself in that particular way?

And they are adorable regardless of the size.

YOU FUCKED IT UP ANNO

Lilith didn't do anything, its blood leaked into the nascent ocean and life spawned from it

How did Gendo go from "must save precious reirei" to "who cares ust let her die"

Asuka is the REAL choice.

But Rei is the IDEAL choice.

What is a step-mother

a major source of secondary trauma

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>dub gives asuka's american father a german accent

That's why you HAVE to choose Asuka

But you SHOULD choose Rei.

>YOU FUCKED IT UP
I swear I have seen the Asuka version of this meme. Anyone has the gif of it?

24 years later and you fuckers are engaged in this primordial waifu war

for fucks sake we're at bump limit pretty much

Lilith might have remodeled the Earth to support her kind of life considering what the planet would have been like before her arrival and for millions of years afterward, but all the evolution still happened while she was in a hole doing nothing. It's still a little creationist because that evolution had a goal to eventually produce humans that would be almost identical genetically to Angels, closer than humans are to other hominids, but that's artists writing biology.

Humans are doomed to repeat their mistakes.

Life on Earth IS Lilith's kind of life

Make another thread

Or migrate

Gendo's Yui autism occasionally overrides his cold rational side.
He freaks out at Rei's first Unit-00 test, Rei hauling a nuke out to Zeruel, and Rei initiating a self destruct because he did not plan for it.
But if he planned it out, like the time he blew one of her Eva's arms off, he doesn't give a shit about her pain

>shilling your own thread

How'd I do that, meant to reply to

Wasn't it implied at least once that she was fucking one of the basedboys in the control room? Haven't rewatched yet so maybe that's coming from my ass.

Hyuga is in love with her but it's one sided

I'm headcanoning it in.