GIVE ME THE FUCKING ARROW BRUNO I SWEAR TO FUCK
GIVE ME THE FUCKING ARROW BRUNO I SWEAR TO FUCK
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>Eulogy
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
NOOOOO, DONT DO THAT TO MY ARROW
I DESEEEERVEEEE IIIIIIITTT
Can anyone tell me the tale of how he froze Toonami?
FUCK OFF BRUNO YOU TREACHEROUS WHORE
SHE IS MY DAUGHTER TOO
FUCK JOSUKE
FUCK TOORU
FUCK FRUIT DEALERS
FUCK ROCK "PE*PLE"
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, LITERALLY FUCK MY MOM
my arrows are too strong for you
kek
based
I miss nutman posting
This is your last CHANCE. Give me the fucking arrow PLEASE.
don't you not get ad support without browsers
>they all live together
What would happen?
BUCCIARATI NO
STOP
BUCCIARATI LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
JUST THINK FOR A SECOND ON ALL THE DRUG WE COULD RAKE
BUCCIARATI STOP PLAYING WITH THAT BALL THINGIE
JUST IMAGINE, COSTA ESMERALDA COMPLETELY COVERED IN COKE
IT WOULD BE LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE
>BUCCIARATI YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Bold choice by Araki, but felt out of character
BRUNO GIVE ME THE FUCKING ARROW AND WE COULD BE SNORTING COKE OFF OF TRISHES TITTIES PLEASE BRUNO
>BUCCIARATI PLEASE JUST GIVE ME ARROW
>WHO WILL WIPE THE 13% IF I'M GONE?
I think Araki went a little bit too far in some places
AAAAA NO BRUNO I SAID THE ARROW GOD DAMMIT
whos the one with the laptop
Bossu
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM BUCCIARATI
ALL I WANTED WAS TO KILL MY DAUGHTER AND TAKE THE ARROW
WHY DO YOU DENY ME MY EVERLASTING CLIMAX
why is king crimson so fucking goofy in the anime
I adore it
Diavoloposting is the best shit
I hope it never ends
BUCCIARATI CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND THINK ABOUT WHO IS WORTHY YOU LITTLE TWINK SHIT!
JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING ARROW AND...NO WAIT NO BUCCIARATI FFS I WORTHY NOT THAT DONUT HEADED FAGGOT!
MUST YOU ENJOY WATCHING ME SQUIRM?
Someone do it
Please
DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING GO THERE BUCCIARATI
NIGGER
FUCK, FUCK FUCK! BUCCIARATI GIVE ME THIS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ARROW!!
HAND IT OVER TO ME, I BEG YOU. JUST REMEMBER ALL THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER.
DID I PAY YOU NOT GOOD ENOUGH? I WILL GIVE YOU A RAISE JUST GIVE ME THIS ARROW
IS SELLING DRUGS TO KIDS SO BAD?? I FUCKING BEG YOUUUUUU. BETRAY WHAT YOUR FRIENDS DIED FOR AND JOIN MY SIDE. WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS AGAIN
ARROOOOOW ARROOOOW GIVE IT TO MEEEEE, IM WORTHYYYYYYY
WHY DO YOU BULLY ME SO MUCH? ITS 4 VS 1, 5 IF YOU COUNT THIS FUCKING TURTLE. JOIN MY SIDE BRUNO IT WILL BE FAIR THAT WAY
YOU WANNA FUCK MY DAUGHTER BEFORE I KILL HER? NO PROBLEMO
I CAN SUCK YOUR DICK! I JUST WANT AN ARROW NOTHING ELSE! I BEG YOU. YOU CAN FUCK ME! IN THIS AND IN DOPPIOS FORM, YOUR CHOICE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! BRUNO THINK RATIONALLY
I BEG YOU
too much dude
Gib error fagt
NO NO BAD BUCCIARATI!!!!
BAD BUCCIARATI !!!!!
SIT!!!!
DOWN BUCCIARATI!!!!
NO MORE CAPO FOR YOU BUCCIARATI!!!!
>Deadly Queen
>Emperor Crimson
>Pale Snake
>Full Moon
>Maiden Heaven
>Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price
>Frightening Monsters
BUCCIARATI LET GO OF THE MAGIC SOUL SUN BEHIND YOUR HEAD
BUCCIARATI STOP IT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
WHY THE FUCK IS REQUIEM STILL ALIVE HOW DOES THAT WORK
ALRIGHT LISTEN CLOSELY BUCCIARATI BECAUSE I'M ONLY GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS ONCE.
KING CRIMSON SKIPS TIME, LEAVING ONLY THE RESULTS AFTERWARDS. ONLY I RETAIN MEMORY OF THE SKIPPED TIME. I CANNOT BE HARMED DURING THE SKIPPED TIME, NOR CAN I INTERACT WITH ANYONE OR THING.
IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND, BUCCIARATI. NOW GIVE ME THE FUCKING ARROW, PLEASE.
BUCCIARATI YOU WILL DIE ANYWAY AT LEAST LET ME BE KING AND RULE THE WORLD!
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE!
YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU BEEN DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER? HAND HOLDING. YOU OWE ME.
>Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price
>not Filthy Feuds Facilitated Fairly Frugally
Cost-Effective Cons Conceived Craftily
Extreme Endeavours Executed Extremely Economically
Maligned Missions Made Monetarily Manageable
Are you frustrated?
Hard and dry
YAMERO! BUCCIARATI!
BUCCIARATI PLEASE GIVE ME THE FUCKING ARROW I'LL EAT OUT YOUR ASSHOLE WHIE TRISH RIDES YOU PLEASE BUCCIARATI
Whats with all this Crimsonposting?
Spoonfeed me
Gay sex with stands on.
you are unworthy to know
you cant handle my arrows, theyre too strong for you
BUCCIARATI! JUST LET ME BORROW THE ARROW FOR LIKE A DAY, I'LL BRING IT BACK TOMORROW I SWEAR!
my arrows would kill you, you cannot handle my arrows
Arrow Keeper, listen to me, I only want your Stand Arrow
Whenever I see you King Crimson posters I get upset thinking It'll end after the anime finishes. Thanks for the laughs bros
MY STAND ARROWS WILL KILL YOU DIAVOLO, YOU BETTER GO TO PLOT DEVICE THAT GRANTS HAMON POWERS
DONT LET HIM RUN AWAY GIORNO
Arrow Keeper, I'm telling you right now, I'm going into battle, and I need only your Stand Arrow
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ASK DIAVOLO MY STAND ARROW WOULD KILL A PILLAR MAN, LET ALONE A PART 5 VILLAIN. YOU NEED A PLOT DEVICE THAT GRANTS HAMON POWERS BECAUSE MY STAND ARROW IS TOO STRONG
muh
do you think any of the sex pistols got turned on by coming out of trish?
I was about to make a shitpost about fbi loli raids but I guess you guys are in the clear
NO GIORNO
DON'T LET HIM ANYWHERE NEAR THAT ARROW
Lost it
IF ONLY... MY DAUGHTER, IF ONLY YOU HADN'T BEEN BORN... FEAR TRULY DOES COME FROM THE PAST.
ARROW KEEPER WHAT DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GET YOUR ARROW? WHY WON'T YOU TRUST ME WITH YOUR STAND ARROW, ARROW KEEPER? I NEED IT TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN BATTLE
*WIRRRRRRRRR*
>AAAAAHHHH NO NO NO NO COCO JUMBO-SAMA PLEASE LET ME KILL MY DAUGHTER
*WIRRRRRRRRR*
>D-DON'T SUCK ME IN AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
TSK TSK TSK
my fucking sides
BUCCIARATI PLEASE THINK OF THE KIDS, IMAGINE ALL THE PROFIT WE'LL MAKE OFF THEM
I CANT GIVE YOU MY STAND ARROW BECAUSE MY STAND ARROW IS ONLY FIT FOR THE STRONGEST BEINGS YOU CLEARLY ARE OF THE WEAKEST
Hey dad, we are out of orange juice. Can you buy some? Ill cook dinner for us both tonight.
ITS OK TRISH, I WILL SQUEEZE THE JUICE OUT OF THESE ORANGES MYSELF
>The scene is framed in such a way that King Crimson and Epitaph are making eye contact with the viewer
It's the little things
user YOU THINK I'M WORTHY, RIGHT? RIGHT?
At least use the new and improved explanation
Is there a version with sound?
>Diavolo finally appears in JoJolion
>he's a good dad and Trish loves him
OF COURSE YOU'RE WORTHY, NOBODYS MORE WORTHY THAN YOU. SEE EVEN HE AGREES, NOW JUST COME A LITTLE CLOSER BRUNO AND JUST
GIVE
ME
THE
GODDAMN
ARROW
you must obtain the ARROW first
Fucking great.
BUCCIARATI WAIT
I HAVE A QUESTION, WERE THERE ANY FRAMES THAT SHOWED TRISH'S TUMMY, DETAILED AND FULLY SHOWN?
Tarnished Transactions Terminated Thoroughly Thriftily
You are worthy of my grace Crimson-kun
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SAAAAAAUUUUUUCEE
"Oh, right. The arrow. The arrow for stands, the arrow used especially to enhance stands, the arrow. That arrow?"
How did Diavolo grow to become such a likable villain when he was everyone's least favorite only a couple of years back
It can't just be the anime's goofy representation of King Crimson, r-right?
Oh said anything about anyone liking Diavalo? We all love King Crimson and his angry begging meme is hands down the best jojo thing on Yea Forums in years. A board of sperges have gather here to shitpost continously since the last episode.
I wonder if Diavolo knows the requiem arrow was one of the ones he sold. He could've had the arrow this whole time. Just imagine him realizing this, or rather, recognizing it was true the whole time. Fate never meant for him to have it.
BUCCIARATI YOKU MIRO!!! I KNOW I PRETTY MUCH ENDED YOUR LIFE BUT FUCK JUST GIVE IT MEEEEEEEEEEE
Desu, King Crimson is my second favourite, that doesn't mean is good, i only like him because of his stand and mostly because of that what you wrote.
It only took a couple of days to convince him but Bucciarati finally agreed to lend me the arrow for a day. NOW TO PIERCE MY-
DID IT NOT PIERCE ME?
NO NOO NOO!!!!! BUCCIARATI YOU FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOOO
Fucking kek
Epitaph should be on the top of his hat
mmgh
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically AND GIVE ME THE FUCKING ARROW ALREADY JESUS
I'm in tears
I told you, my arrows are too strong for you.
Nice.
Diavolo is based, I love him.
That looks like a shot from the Boondocks
Oh my god I've been thinking where I've seen something similar. I thought KC was black for a second there kek.
The anime made people realize how good he always was.
sorry but I only like KC memes, Diavolo as a character is kind of a mess
I'm glad it did
BUCCIARATI! PLEASE JUST LET ME BORROW THE ARROW FOR A LITTLE BIT! I'LL GIVE IT BACK LATER I SWEAR!
FUCK YOU BUCCIARATI. YOU'RE FUCKING DYING ANYWAY, WHY MUST YOU KEEP ME FROM MY EVERLASTING CLIMAX
The anime made me appreciate part 5 a lot more
I want to cuddle with Diavolo!
Diavolo is great in the anime, he's genuinely intimidating unlike every previous villain. Fucking refreshing to have a villain that doesn't just stand in the shadows and monologue till he dies, he actually fucked up Giorno's crew
he was like that in the manga tho
It's kind of funny how Diavolo is such an elusive concept. For 95% of his screentime he is either King Crimson, Shadow Bossu, Doppio or Bruno in his real appearance. I feel like everyone always liked those different parts of him like KC, Doppio or his unique design, but it's really hard to see all of them as belonging to one character only.
Haven't read Jojolion yet, but I have a very basic idea of what happens. Why do people think Diavolo and KC may appear in part 8?
Best jojo thread all year easily
Alright Bucciarati here's the deal.
You give me the arrow and I promote you to my second in command. Doppio's position opened up just now, I mean he fucking DIED in your body
JUST THINK OF ALL THE PROFITS WE COULD MAKE
BUCCIARATI, COME ON
It comes across as way more entertaining in the anime imo, the OST, voice acting and especially the animation made Diavolo feel so much more memorable. That one little bit in the most recent episode where he just swags around Giorno after punching a hole in his chest was godly
King Crimson > Doppio > Bruno boss > Shadow boss > Diavolo
Killer Queen is in it. A bunch of stands have "king" in their name including the seeming but not yet official main antagonist.
>Kira just gets increasingly fed up at living with people who are outwardly psychotic, instead of just repressing it and having brief outbursts
I think "everlasting climax" is poor tranlasation. I read the manga back when the scans were trash, did her day that back then too? I thought he said something along the lines of being at the apex forever.
It's over for you now, Giorno Giovanna! It doesn't matter that FUCKING BUCCELLATI didn't give me the arrow, because you are unworthy of it! I can feel my climax coming!
Endless climax was the old translation, being at the apex is crunchy's take.
Take your meds Bossu
Not him but imagine cumming forever. Everlasting climax.
Diavolo says eien no zecchou, and that means eternal climax
>1 panel got turned into this
bless DP and their love for Diaboro
Give me the arrow, Bruno. Give me the arrow. Give me the arrow. Come on, give me the arrow. Give me the arrow, hehe, scaredy cat.
Did you forget what they did with 4 panels, user?
it's shit like this that makes me want no studio other than DP to do JoJo. Most soulful adaptations I've seen
It's been almost a week Bucciarati, am I still not worthy to you?!
What if the dad is a pedo who only want her during her early years?
Based
>tfw thursday
Holy shit it’s really almost been a week. Time flies
"The Boss" with the split person concept is really great. The thing is that this dynamic breaks down once they're in the Coliseum and Diavolo becomes just some lurking ghost. That part is what people non-fondly remembered. This weaker part of him has been painted over with the Expressive KC memes.
It's too bad his design didnt stay as pic related, it's honestly a lot scarier.
>They made Fugo appear when Narancia died.
>Will probably have him appear in the final episode too.
Maybe in part 6 they'll show Josuke and Giorno during MiH? The manga even references Rohan.
That scene also had the best shot of King Crimson in the anime.
Disagreed, I liked him more after seeing him revealed honestly. It's such a bizarre design but the anime somehow not only made him hot but made the design look cool too. He looks fucking majestic in the tampered-OP with his hair blowing in erased time
>It's too bad his design didnt stay as pic related, it's honestly a lot scarier.
I don't think they (or Araki even) actually wanted to make Diavolo scary. He was supposed to be hard to understand and elusive like King Crimson itself, but not scary. It would be pretty easy to make him scary if they wanted:
youtube.com
The blue palette swap on Diavolo at the end of his fight with Risotto was so fucking good. Those eps are the best in the series
or... has time been skipped?
Rip Bucciarati, I’ll miss you most
Arrow? No no, that's okay Buccellati, you can keep that to yourself. I'm fine, I... do you hear a ph-pho- nah, never mind. It's time for my pills again.
his ascension and the way the gold clouds turned into the arrow in Gio's hand were god-tier
We'll probably get a scene of GER zeroing Pucci's gravity and maybe scenes of the old gangs during the zoomies
I can't imagine the anime will go that far. Stone ocean is years after 4 and 5, they'd have to come up with new designs for all the characters involved, it'd be too much for a quick fanservice bit.
Indeed
Name 1 stand that has a cooler design than King Crimson
What did DP mean by adding this intense make-out scene
BASED
Nut Boy
If that's the case then how did he pull of the gun trick?
Mah heart
Stone Free.
I absolutely love the string aesthetic. Stone Free is the best stand in all of JoJo, it's what Hierophant Green should have been, it's so versatile, creative, simple yet with depth.
And the design is fantastic.
A fucking stand with sunglasses. Come on now.
>Tooth
>Breaking Balls
>Cream Sprayer
>Civil Conflict
>Catching the Rain
>Peace Train
>Fast Lord
>Nutrient C
just finished reading all of jojo except part 8
literal dogshit >>>>>>>> 2>3>6=5>7>4>1
I can’t belive I wasted a week on this garbage. Jojo in whole is such overated puke.
ok
They could show Giorno since he is even mentioned to maybe being nearby and wouldn't need a complete redesign unlike Josuke, who couldn't be wearing his school uniform anymore.
Literally felt nothing during the entire episode. When did Jojo become so shit? Bruno ascending? Nothing. Trish "dying"? Nothing. Requiem Giorno? Nothing. Shigechi was a tear-jerker. Caesar was a tear-jerker. I miss Jotaro and the crew so fucking much.
who cares about caesar lmao
>Shigechi was a tear-jerker.
lolwut
your bait didn't work the first time user, this was even worse. Have a pity (You)
You read them all in a week...?
The most kino stand
>all jojo in a week
nodody believed it, but here it is, the legendary speedreader!
The mods for this fallout are pretty good.
you have shit taste but somehow you still realize part 2 is superior. weird.
I'm really disappointed he didn't become part of the part 8 team and gappy's friend
I liked Shigechi. Come on, don't do this to me.
Does Jojo get better after part 5? Does jolyne have an actual personality?
hahaha
NO BUCCIARATI YOU CANT DIE YET YOU STILL HAVE TO GIVE ME THE ARROW!! BUCCIARATI!???BUCCIARATI!!!
Yes.
Jotaro but better basically.
Jolyne is based.
Cant wait for the snail episode
I just wanna see animeonly reactions to all the weird crazy shit in this part.
Jolyne is great. If anything, Part 6 is known for having a good MC (Jolyne) and main villain (Pucci).
part 6 is pretty polarizing but most agree that part 7 is great
THAT FUCKING NEWBIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The fact that they mangaged to make him more fuckable than his daughter in the reveal. That and king crimson.
>forgetting about best boi Flaccid Pancake
>He read 104 volumes of manga in a week
Sure you did
>this is shit
>continue reading
I am secondary, where is Fugo?
Written out because he was too OP
Purple Haze > GER
he never shows up after ditching in the manga. The anime gives him more screen time and he will probably show up again in the epilogue to foreshadow the PHF OVA
Giorno is literally immune to PH.
Araki never said he was too OP. He was written out because originally Araki was going to have Fugo fight Bruno's sector but he was going through hard times and couldnt bring himself to write a betrayal
BRUNO BUCCIARATI IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE STOLE MY FUCKING DAUGHTER. THAT'S RIGHT, HE AND HIS FRIEND GIORNO GIOVANNA TOOK THEIR FUCKING STANDS OUT AND THEY RESCUED MY FUCKING DAUGHTER AND THEY SAID THEIR RESOLVE WAS "this biiig" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING.
SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON PASSIONE DOT MYSPACE: BRUNO BUCCIARATI, YOU GOT A PUNY STAND, IT'S THE SIZE OF LITTLE FEET EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY STAND LOOKS LIKE
*unholy pig noises
THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL POWER, NO LOGIC, NO WEAKNESSES, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A HAM IN FISHNETS
Or he realized Fugo would completely overshadow Diavolo as antagonist.
Would Diavolo get along with the blind dude from part 3?
> this fucking thread
My sides
Baleful Behaviours for a Balanced Bargain
I cant stop laughing
king crimson posting is amazing
this thread has surpassed heaven
Tusk Act IV is pretty legite
I'm also really partial to Black Sabbath
What would kc see if Ringo used Mandom?
Its "Costa Smeralda".
nut king call, whitesnake, c-moon, king nothing and arguably silver chariot
colored scans butchered the page desu
>bullying a mentally ill man
Diavolo needs love.
GO BUY HIS BOOK NOW
IT WAS HIS TURN
BUCCIARATI, LIKE FRATELLO PLEASE
JUST GIVE ME THE ARROW
I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING JUST LET ME WIN
YOU LIKE TRISH RIGHT? I KNOW I JUST KILLED HER BUT I CAN MAKE YOU ANOTHER
JUST GIVE ME 9 MONTHS, NO WAIT 4.5 MONTHS
I WILL PERSONALLY SKIP HALF THE TIME UNTIL YOU CAN HOLD THE BABY IN YOUR HANDS
PLEASE BUCCIARATI JUST LET ME WIN
Jolyne is great, the problems with Part 6 are the boring setting.
Weather Report, Jolyne and Pucci carry the part.
DP is legit spoiling us at this point. Someone go to Japan and drop off some shekels at DP's front door, courtesy of Yea Forums
Norisuke's stand that looks like a bunch of puzzle pieces is dope as fuck (California King Bed?)
Jolyne has an actual personality unlike a certain blonde faggot. Part 6 is probably my 2nd favorite of them all. When this shit gets animated niggas gonna lose their minds. It's by far the most bizarre of all the Jojo's
California King Bed is Daiya's stand. Norisuke's is King Nothing.
Can you just imagine, though? We could have had a hype betrayal, fight and perhaps redemption arc.
Fugo is a huge missed opportunity.
>JUST GIVE ME 9 MONTHS, NO WAIT 4.5 MONTHS
kek
what is that book anyway
This girl makes League of Legends memes in Jojo style lol twitter.com
God the Yasuo one had me laughing for like 30 seconds. These are great.
Makes me wanna play league of legends again.
but they're all traitors...GIVE ME THE ARROW BRUNO AAAAAH
kotowaru
They released a new autochess game mode that is actually pretty fun
Sounds boring tho. Will look into it.
Wasn't that Dota?
>The King of Pop only has one incredibly shit stand named after one of his songs in the whole series
What the fuck? For as much of a boomer rocker as Araki is its baffling that he really only has one MJ stand in Jojo
BUCCIARATI PLEASE, WE SPEAK ITALIAN, NOT JAPANESE. I AM ONLY ASKING YOU THIS ONE THING. I SWEAR YOU WILL NEVER HEAR OR SEE ME AGAIN AFTER THIS. PLEASE
BRUNO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT ARROW
The first big autobattler/chess was DAC (dota auto chess) which was a fanmade game mode that got super popular. Valve made their own called Underlords, then League also made their own called Teamfight Tacticts (TFT)
I'm ded
YOU FUCK! YOU DIRTY FUCK! WE COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH COKE OFF DEAD KIDS BUCCARATI! YOU BLEW IT!
god damnit i love king crimson getting rekked by bruno
Absolutely golden experience
IT'S NOT FAIR IT WAS MY TURN
Tub Girl's Bells
what is this Yea Forums tier meme thread? fuck off
if you can't post sakurafish anymore doesn't mean you can invent more garbage to post on Yea Forums
Go find another JoJo thread then, user. It's not like there's any shortage of them.
hey boss what if i go to dinner with your daughter tonight?
While I don't care for the stand or fight
At least its MJ's best song that got referenced
kek
fuck off, this is the probably the first genuinely funny OC to come out of this board in a while
Abominable activities acquired affordably
>leave everyone in jojo to me
off sipping wine at a nice cafe somewhere in Italy
To date the biggest asspull win. It's literally invincible without prior knowledge of it, and nothing other than meta elements (writer's will, plot armor) can save some one from it.
>reee they wont allow my shitty anime girl memes anymore so you cant have fun either
die
>biggest asspull
not really, kak crashed the plane and won through facts and logic and fed him shit. The kid would be like 20 by VA, right?
Tusk Act 4 biggest asspull. Johnnys growth was written horribly and it didn’t feel like it fitted
t. bruno
Kak surviving first enncounter is the bullshit. He's fucking defenseless, yet he somehow survived against the stand in a dream no less, a place where your you should barely have your wits about you. Have you ever tried looking at your hands in a lucid dream? Your mind is in low power mode, it can't even form basic shit like hands, let alone do the 4D shit bullshit and matrix dodging Kak did. It was a horribly written part, Araki made the stand to powerful.
None of your damn business.
If you don't already know you don't belong.
Odds are good you're responsible for some of the "durr hurr jojo sucks" "you people dont REALLY like x do you?" shitposts in this thread.
No, and you're not funny.
Last time I had a lucid dream I could BARELY control it desu. Death 13 would clown everyone in Jojo, not even a contest
Dastardly Doings Dispatched Doubly Discounted
It exists in a world where the user is defenceless, and doesn't have his wits about him. So all his physical abilities, intellect, and stand abilities are worthless. It's impossible to beat once caught. The entire tension/conflict should have been around the chase, not the escape, because he made the escape/struggle against it not believable. Death 13 could kill DIO with The World Over Heaven, and GER in one night. It was just a poorly thought mistake back when he was still developing the concept of stands.
pretty much
Last time I had a lucid dream I tried to throw a fireball out the window of a car and the guy driving it said no. So I sat there and did nothing for a moment before waking up because I couldn't do anything.
Imagine having any stand in the world and it's a fucking tongue. Seriously, what purpose does this even have?
My last lucid dream (wich happened at least half a year ago, could have been more) was me being at work in the middle of a corridor, suddenly realising I didn't remember coming there. I immidiately tried changing the setting, but that didn't work. I went to fug some girl but stopped right before busting it in order not to make a mess in my bed
It makes whatever the one attached t it is say only lies. When the episode aired i saw some anons saying "Why doesn't narancia just say the opposite of what he wants to relay" but that isn't how the power works, it makes it so you always lie
I know what the ability is, retard. I'm asking what use do this fucking have beyond the fight. It's hype bait.
you aksed for its purpose, I told you. It's useless without a partner unless your goal is making someone look like a dumbass
I don't understand why people call him Bucciarati. All surnames come from Italian food. Bucciarati isn't food, Buccellati is
thats how japs say Buccellati
...
My bad, fucked it up
Everyone except for Notorious B.I.G
To hussle people, make them agree to do things and have it recorded, literally the perfect extortion stand for a mafia. "Mister President did you have sexual relations with this Loli?
crin
Kek
holy shit my sides
I can't imagine Dio watching t.v. let alone Michael Jackson what other shows would he watch
>Join me Bossu. Togethor we can stop the drug trade.
dude these are cringworthy, might as well post this on r/jojo
>Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price
this one is funny but unacceptable
the other ones at least sound cool out of context
ONLY IF YOU GIVE ME THE ARROW FIRST BUCCIARATI!
KC posting is the ebst thing to come from Jojo in 10 years?
I don't understand why Araki didn't keep the mafia boss appearance for Diavolo. Would've been special for once to have a prominent character be normally dressed in part 5.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNOOOOOOOOO
I SAID MY ARROW WAS A TOOL FOR THE DRUG TRADE
My guess is that Kira already had the suit shtick last part.
meant for
DIO watching taxi
B-Buccerati look it’s me! You’re good friend Guido Mista! I sure do hate the number 4! Now give me the arrow. Buccerati??? BUCCERATI?!)
>4
Mista would never have rolled a 4, I can see through your guise Diavolo!
>4
>>Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price
I mean tbf the localization calls it D4C as well.
Now make a giorno edit talking about having a dream with the arrow
coco jambo requiem jajajajaj
>Unholy pig noises
It gives me the visual that he just lifts KC up from out of frame and it's hog-tied and squealing like a pig thrashing around.
Because he was mediocre in the manga. But the anime has done wonders with him and has basically made him into a legitimately great villain.
That and King Crimson is a modern meme legend. Everyone just enjoys that.
GIORNOOOOO
IT JUST WORKS
KING CRINGELORD IS MY FAVORITE GHOST-POKEMON!
Iggy = Ground type
Pet Shop = Ice type
Stray Cat = Grass type
Bug Eaten = Poison Type
GER would appear even in dream though
Iggy = Normal type
Pet Shop = Ice/Flying type
Stray Cat = Ground/Grass type
Bug Eaten = Normal/Poison Type
Diavolo is still trash. It's all about King Crimson.
>Mortal Royalty
>Lord Red
>fade reptile
>completed satellite.
>spinster nirvana.
>Zany zings for zany zillions
>Spooky Creatures
MEEEEEEEEEEEESTA
God, I hate no.5. He deserves to be bullied.
BRING BACK THE NUDE EDITS
Cinderella: Fairy
Scary Monsters: Dragon
Oasis: Ground
BRUNO YOU ZIPPER CUNT FOR THE LOVE FO FUCJGIING GOD AOPUFH08YHIHWER08YHWE3TU9009Y8U GIVE ME THE FUCKING ARROW YOU TWINK JUST FUCKINH QW0[ETAQUIOQwt3
Right? I want to spank the pistols until they cry
>4
Diavolo in control of Doppio's body always makes for the best screen caps from the anime
What exactly is the legal situation. Is the Jojo manga untouchable in Japan but once shit like games or anime get translated people have to pretend they aren't literally saying KING CRIMSON while they sub it as some copyright friendly shit?
HEY, ZIPPERMAN! MY ARROW'S NONE OF YER FRIGGIN' BUSINESS!
I want Diavolo to grope me desu
Valentine isn't a psycho
Can you do the one with the unholy pig noises?
I love how Epitaph is also wearing a tiny Mista hat
He diddles kids
I've always liked Diavolo because I thought his stand was cool as fuck and because of his introduction scene
>hurr gio has no personality
Why does this speedreader meme exist even now that we have the anime to prove it wrong yet again? The only people that push this shit meme are contr/a/rians, Gio is loved by pretty much everyone outside of here thanks to the anime.
I never really understood. Is that shadow diavolo in the suit with the short hair normally how he looks or something and he decided to grow his hair out? Or did he always have doppio hair
nobody actually gives a shit other than crunchyroll. its just the sad state of the industry where everyone, even the dubbing comanies, just use crunchyroll subs to save time and money
Based
He probably had his hair in a ponytail when he's wearing the suit, the only reason he looked a bit weird was because he was changing out of Doppio's outfit in his reveal
Part 7 is quite literally the best it ever gets so far and that has yet to come.
Doppio's hair is long it's just in a tight braid
shadowman is a straight up placeholder, the design is just meant to convey "unknown mob boss" and just artistic license basically. Diavolo never actually resembled shadowman. think of it as like an X in algebra.
JoJo gets better with every part imo, especially thanks to the anime. Watch DP nail part 6 and all the partshitters implode when it's received way better than they expect it to be.
I want to grope Diavolo desu
He's so sexy.
>kira playing the role of doppio's mom
Not him but that's doable.
Imperial+Knight+Phantom+Elementalist is pretty fun.
Game gives out lots of Morde and Darius(both are knights, so the get a buff) which will help alot later when you get Draven(for Imperial buff, makes Draven do double damage) and Kindred(Phantom buff Smites random enemy at the start, sometimes target their carry or highest rank/hp unit). Complete 3 Elementalist to summon Daisy to tank shit. Also, Guinsoo + Swordbreaker is fun.
Epitaph should have his own hat
You now realize the horse is its penis.
But I thought he was a jobro
Legal in the 19th century
Right? I want to keep him tied up under my floorboards
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: BRUNO BUCCELLATI IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE STOLE MY FUCKING DAUGHTER. THAT'S RIGHT, HE AND HIS FRIEND GIORNO GIOVANNA TOOK THEIR FUCKING STANDS OUT AND THEY RESCUED MY FUCKING DAUGHTER AND THEY SAID THEIR RESOLVE WAS "this biiig" AND I SAID "FATE CHOSE ME, NOT THEM"
SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON PASSIONE DOT COM: BRUNO BUCCELLATI, YOU GOT A SHITTY STAND, IT'S AS SHITTY AS SURVIVOR EXCEPT WAY WORSE. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY STAND LOOKS LIKE
*unholy pig noises
THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL POWER, NO WEAKNESSES, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT HAM IN FISHNETS
HE ERASED MY ETERNAL CLIMAX SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA ERASE PART 6
THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER REQUIEM SKIP!!!
EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA SKIP PART 6, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER, I'M SKIPPING PART 7!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ARAKI, I SKIPPED PART 7 YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE 24 YEARS BEFORE JOJOLION REACHES IT'S FUCKING CONCLUSION.
NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING COURT, BEFORE THE CRIMSON KING FISTS YOU TOO.
I already liked him in the manga but anime really nailed him perfectly, good VA and outstanding work on making KC so alive. His backstory also felt less rushed in anime format
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jej
Makes me feel sad because we never got another diavolo color swap, and not even one KC swap. I really wanted to get blue KC
This was already posted in this thread.
I think DP dropped color swaps after the metallica arc, what's up with that
Fucking KEK
They did one for Bruno vs Secco.
too lazy to find more but there were some in the green day/oasis fight
Why is this getting memed so hard all of a sudden? Did Diavollo not ask for the arrow in the manga, or is it just the funny faces?
So what would King Crimson Requiem do?
>Shigechi
ahahahahah
it's not a dumb ability if you find a way to use it efficiently
underrated
fastest speedreader in existance
Erase the past so nobody knows why the fuck they're even here in the coliseum in the first place
Loathsome Litigations at a Limited Levy
Sees his whole life as a film reel and take out what he doesn’t like, he wouldn’t need to activate KC for individual skips anymore
nerfed All-fiction
guys, I have the original picture
fastest speedreader in existance
Tongue stand would be godly for getting into politics and debating.
Do you have a stand that allows to slow down time, or are you just an extreme speedreader
>pucci with 2 dios in the same room
>schyzo in two bodies now gets a bit calmer
>kira getting fed up with everyone
>kars wondering wtf are they slapping each >other with when pissed
>valentine figuring out how to become US president......again
This is one of the best panels in the whole series. The art is beautiful.
>League of faggots
please dont combine this shit game with JoJo
pic related
haha upvote :) can i post that on r/dank
>BRUNO PLEASE. YOU STILL MISS ABBACCHIO RIGHT? I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE GOTH EX COPS YOU WANT. FUCK IT, I WILL LITERALLY DRESS UP AS HIM MYSELF AND SUCK YOUR DICK. JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING ARROW AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!
Purple Haze is pretty cool, but htey both have that diamond net aestheitc
Killer Queen
ok, legitimetly made me laugh
This is the new toddposting and i love every second of it
sure buddy, here's an upvote for you +1 ;)
Pale Serpent.
>That repeating DNA sequence
King Crimson has a stupid fishnet design and the second face is ugly.
>first Carl
>now Kronk
who's next Yea Forums?
by a landslide
JOHHHNNNYY THIS IS ALL FOR JUSTICE JOHNNY, I WANT TO PICK UP THE NAPKIN JOHNNY PLEASE!!! JUST GIVE ME THE BODY OF CHRIST JOHNNY! ILL EVEN BRING BACK THAT ITALIAN GUY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION JOHNNY PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME JESUS'S CORPSE JOHNNY! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL GIVE YOU A NICE JAPANESE GIRL TO FUCK, NO 10 JAPANESE GIRLS. THEY'LL SLOBBER YOUR COCK CLEAN, AND YOU CAN TEACH THEM ALL THE LESSONS TO ROTATION, JUST GIVE ME THE CORPSE OF CHRIST PLEASE JOHNNY. JOHNNNNYYYYY PUT THE FINGER DOWN I WANT TO PICK UP THE NAPPKIIIIIN JOOHHHHHHNNNNYYYYY!!!
Aerosmith lowdiffs Purple Haze lol
i really liked this D4C design without the ears
>why is king crimson so fucking goofy in the anime
King Crimson's entire design is goofy as hell.
Sticky Fingers: same destructive power as The World.
Case closed.
what
Tusk boy:
youtu.be
I honestly don’t get why the original was censored since she’s wearing her top
>Bucciarati
He reminds me of Kurotsuchi from Bleach when his lab got trashed
Fucking lost
>they have weekly meetings about ending the joestar bloodline
>diavolo and dio are at odds cause dio doesnt want his only successful spawn to die
>kira just brings snacks and leaves
>valentine gives a huge speech about the death of the joestar bloodline being truely for the greater good
>at the end if the meeting its revealed gappy was under the floor boards
I remember that thread
Part 6 is kinda shit, but serves its purpose as a reboot. Part 7 is Kino, Part 8 is interesting.
>they never get anything done because they can never decide which Joestar they are going to kill first
>always end up fighting each other until kira comes back with dinner.
am I on Yea Forums?
would watch
kinda
Spice Girl is hotter anyway.
honestly this beats AoT shipperfag tier threads, good laughs and good oc coming out of this
You are on old-Yea Forums
YOU LOST user?
>why is king crimson so fucking goofy in the anime
He was goofy in the manga as well.
HOW DO YOU LUCID DREAM
PLEASE
Hard to say. You basically have to think while dreaming and realize it's not real, I heard writing down your dreams just after waking up helps
BUCCIARATI PLEASE I JUST WANT TO ABORT MY DAUGHTER AND SELL FUNNY POWDER TO KIDS PLEASE GIVE ME THE ARROW PLEASE!
his face looks weird
Nicu
It's cool as hell with and without the ears.
Bucciarati... will THIS change your mind?
Writing down your dreams helps remembering them, which increases the chances of remembering a lucid dream.
It's also recommended to do stuff like pressing your finger against the palm of the opposite hand oten, since if you get used to doing something like that often enough and then unconsciously do it in a dream, it's very likely the contact/collision will actually feel off, giving lucidity.
>That repeating DNA sequence
God that's gonna be a bitch to animate.
Honestly its better for me to not realize I am dreaming.
Because the instant I know I'm dreaming I end up thinking about not wanting to dream about giant monsters that kill me - which of course means I am now thinking about it and I get killed.
Though I've actually tried to do it when a dream was boring me, or I'd rather get it over with instead of my dream jump-scaring me with something worse later. I have wierd nightmares.
this has to be the top 5 threads I have ever been in my guts are on the floor
I saw this so now you all have to as well.
I wouldn't force this on my worst enemy, why are you doing this to the thread?
>no one has derailed the thread into posting the same 10 anti-tranny images again
You aren't
What would Araki think?
disgusting
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Nigga, where the fuck did you find this?
What tumblr is this?
Also, how the fuck did you find this?
>huge JAWlyne
>receding hairline giorno
This reads like a Scott Steiner promo.
Tumblr """"""""""humour""""""""""""""
>if only you knew how bad things really are
>Giorno has a huge ass forehead.
>Josuke looks like a fag.
>Jolyne looks like a man.
>DIO hasn’t slaughtered all of them instantly.
It’s all so tiresome.
In the manga Pucci literally thinks of DIO as God and doesn’t know about any of the evil shit he’s done. Instead of making him a fag make him a devout follower who is oblivious to all of the devastation DIO causes, there is more comedic relief with that.
S T O P
Yeeeeauh, we at the buffet right now, whatchu got there Phil?
GiorNO
Hey Ya
based
he sees DIO as a good friend, maybe even a mentor, but knows God is the only God
It’s not even witty or funny
>Kars
>not devouring Dio
>not gaining a Stand to end all Stands
>not ending these subhumans right away
Did anyone anticipate KC arrowposting blowing up like this
It's pretty similar to the whole LEON WHY WON'T YOU FUCK MY SISTER thing from earlier this year so I'm not really surprised
I hate to be that guy but in a tusk act 4 vs GER matchup, would Tusk Act 4 be able to attack GER or would even the Super Spin be reset to zero?
An ancient meme has awaken from the past.
>Pucci literally thinks of DIO as God and doesn’t know about any of the evil shit he’s done
Neither of these are true, speedreader.
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong arrow. The leather club's two blocks down.
what happens if diavolo skips the time during which he dies
This is one of the best ones yet
>Mista's hat makes Epitaph look desperate instead of seething
It's the little things
>can only kill while you're asleep
>still requires user proximity
yeah you know what else can kill a sleeping person up close? a fucking GUN
I kek'd
>No bait
>No console war shit
>No politics
>No yelling about minorities
>Thread on topic
>Quality OC
>Everyone having a good time
No user you're in Heaven or at least the closest thing on this site
DESPITE
That would make sense if the localization of the games didn't do it too.
WHITESNAKE DELETE THOSE IMAGES QUICKLY!!!
nice
He deals with it in return for the promise of safety.
The difference in power activation is the deciding factor: Tusk's attack, once it connects, it cannot be stopped, but GER prevents any attack to connect at all.
GER's defense is superior.
Did araki really think this was a good explanation for D4Cs ability?
Know what else? A fucking pillow. You know, what sleeping people have touching their face already?
BUCCELLATI
GIVE ME THE ARROW, ONLY I CAN PREVENT THIS FUTURE
LOOK AT IT BRUNO, DO YOU THINK THAT GANGSTAR FUCK CAN STOP THIS
HE PROBABLY DREW IT
LOOK AT ME BRUNO
I KNOW HOW TO DRAW, LOOK AT MY SELF PORTRAIT I'LL EVEN DRAW YOU, ILL EVEN DRAW YOU AND MY DAUGHTER FUCKING JUST GIVE ME THE ARROW GODDAMNIT
EY BOSSU
I FOUND DIS WEIRD FUCKIN ARROW ITS GOT A BEETLE ON IT
YA WANT IT?
the reality merging version, sure, but I feel like a better explanation would be overlapping two semi-transparent images
the actual version, hell fucking no
Anyone else like clean cut suited bossu better?
I dunno, stripper bossu feels more Jojo-y, y'know?
>"Why yes, I am worthy of the arrow, how could you tell?"
I misread that as cat suited bossu.
Missing the best part
He'd max out on the fuckable scale, it'd be too much for us.
The difference is that one is cool while the other is kool. Doppio hair Bossu would have been the koolest though.