Why are female boys so perfect?
Why are female boys so perfect?
Because they actually have a heart and are able to love
Because men are better than women at everything.
Even at being women
This user gets it
At least half of those boys are straight
No.
there's this amusing story in the sculptor Cellini's autobiography in which noble is throwing a party at which the men must judge the smartest, charming, and most attractive woman from the attendees. Anyway, Cellini convinces an effeminate young friend to crossdress for the party and he charms everyone there - all of the men considered him the most intelligent girl there, and the best looking too. Then the young man reveals his identity and they all have a good laugh, except maybe the women
kek
what about giving birth?
because you have the gay
...
Giving birth is not a skill that you can be good at, besides it's only a question of time until artificial wombs end up cheaper, healthier and plain better than normal wombs.
And those are made by men and can be operated by men, so yes men "give birth" better too.
Get some artificial wombs made and c-sections will prove the case neat as a vicar's tea cabinet.
the virgin trap vs the chad gender bender
Do you remember in which chapter, user?
based
YOU are not human kek
Because their only use is being a cum dumpster and they know it
Ow the edge.
Yes.
The longest turd ever shatted out is like 26 feet and was done by a man.
Biggest baby is just 23 inches long
Not an equal comparison but it's as fair as you can get. For now
Because your taste is laughable at best.
Hideri and Felix are both heterosexual
Himegoto too. He was just being forced to crossdress
No one can defeat the dick, user
Dickgirls.
tranny gtfo
How can failed males be perfect? Their entire existence is a contradiction.
I like /cm/ bois with /fit/ body.
That's pretty gay user
the best one (Astolfo) is bisexual, i wish he was my 100% bottom wife
/thread
Because they're allowed to show their nipples on the beach episode.
I wish he was my 100% top wife
u sure?
More
Wanting a boy that's literally just a woman but the artist swears is a boy, is autism. Just get yourself a cute boy who's loving but comfortable with his own gender.
But that's gay
It's honest to your heart. Stipulating that someone who looks like a woman needs to actually be a man that acknowledges themselves as a man is way more gay.
>Cellini convinces an effeminate young friend to crossdress for the party
I also would like to know.
Cellini seems to be pretty based.
It's the dick.
different appeal
bussy is infinitely tighter then vagina
Inusuke's great, but not fappable. Less trap and more just girly-faced, he's a man through and through otherwise.
Still love his fightsexual demeanor and tendency to intentionally be an insufferable brat just to cause a fight.
i want a trap gf so bad bros
So you want a tomboy? Not a bad choice.
take your mental gymnastics back to
i want a trap gf and a tomboy fuckbuddy
traps are for marriage, tomboys are for casual sex
They're not. All they do is make me feel jealous. ;_; Fuck you for posting this.
This, but unironically. For a male character to be considered a trap, they would have to look and/or act hyperfeminine, far more feminine than the average girl. Couple it with the fact that the average girl doesn't really go out of their way to appear feminine anymore. All tomboys for example. Or sometimes you'll have a gyaru who's super into fashion and her looks, which is a sign of femininity. But then she would act sexually aggressive, which is a non-feminine trait. Or you can have a character that looks and acts feminine enough on the surface, but they'll have a shitty bratty attitude. Traps can't get away with that shit, they have to go all in and be totally feminine. Imagine a trap that was a loud mouth smart ass, it just wouldn't work.
Is this actual science?
>He doesn't want a /fit/ cocky trap in his life
You're weak.
Yes.
there's no difference between a girl and a trap if you're the one on top
Perfect waifu.
Sounds like a dubious claim.
traps are ideal wives
How about both?
I want a trap waifu.
>reading from left to right
What if i fuck girls but also fap to traps?
his body is ready at least
Dilate
i'm not gay, i like girls and traps
Sorry, that one is taken, so is his brother; but Apple might have the night off; pretty sure he looks good in a dress too.
I'm red?
>Rem is Blue, Ram is red and so are you, Felix is gay
?
Sauce?
Double decker, he isn't feminine at all though. Just use wait (trace.moe) when someone posts a screenshot.
And back to
with you
Can I marry Olivia?
Bois can make babies EVERY DAY!!
Oh my, you got out already or did cooperating with the authorities let you off the hook. I thought "Olivia" came to see you to clear some things up.
gimme the source niggy
Isn't liking traps supposed to be 200% gay or something? Not only you're lusting after cock, you're also willingly putting yourself through women's bullshit.
>anime.joyreactor.cc
Good job.
it ain't gay if the balls don't touch
Imouto or oneesan?
We must conduct thoughrough research
No homo.
Traps are basically entry-level Bi. Yeah, it's gay, but it looks straight enough unless you really pay attention.
Honestly, Valery is way hotter. Kirill is cute but he can't beat the master. Derick is a very lucky man.
Poor guy was so into her, I hope we get to see him again someday.
how does that even work? Liking traps makes you suddenly dislike the opposite sex completely?
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
To my understanding the appeal of traps is having a "woman" WITHOUT the women's bullshit.
I see four characters that aren't traps. Maybe five.
>women's bullshit
>being feminine and taking care of their femininity is somehow "women's bullshit"
sounds like a tomboyfag cope, you know, the same people who like women like pic related
You deserve the bog.
saika?
They are all girls!
Dang, I wish I had common sense.
Literally all of these traps are either bisexual or straight
Nah, he means the passive aggressiveness, the manipulation, the obsession with looks and caste, and the hypergamy. Boys don't have any of those problems and all of the solidarity girls lack, so they can have all of the cuteness with none of the female bull
the best traps are always gay or bisexual anyway, no big deal
yes
You think I care? That's cute.
It's just you who cares, buddy.
they're all traps in the sense they're biologically males with girly looks
>4 and 9 are technically transgender females, maybe 1 too
>7, 13 and 14 are just cute boys who only casually crossdress at best
>6 is actually just a cude boy who crossdresses because he's ashamed of looking so girly as a boy
>and the rest are textbook traps who crossdress because they like it for whatever reason
is this blue or redpilled?
>Why are female boys so perfect?
female appearance + balanced male / female psychological traits
the dick is the only downside
>the dick is the only downside
>
>dick
>downside
>the dick is the only downside
If you can't jerk off or suck a trap's dick in an aggressive/dominant way then you're just not man enough to handle it.
Vs Thad futanari
The dick only makes it better
>dick
>downside
The feminine dick is the best part of it though
The whole appeal of futa and traps is the penis. Penis is the only good part of men, and arguably superior to vagina. Combine that with a feminine body and you get perfection.
Me on the bottom.
>Guy crossdressing
>Random dude finds out and show his dick
>It's bigger than crossdressing guy
>He losses to the big D and becomes random dude's crossdressing-sex slave.
Me at the top.
Me on the left.
Because women are terrible creatures. If it was possible to reproduce without them, they would have gone extinct thousands of years ago
>genderbender (no benis)
>trap (may have big benis)
I think we all know which is better
reminder Urameshi doesn't like feminine penises
Genderbender is it.
are traps viable partners for straight men?
because they're bros and will let you fuck them
Are fully grown adults acceptable in this thread?
Of course, cute is cute. These guys are 20 and 29 years old too.
i'd take a womanly trap over a loli-looking trap any day of the week
>ywn be a crossdressing escort for business men
Hell yeah, and she's a cop!
>tfw no qt Japanese trap waifu who pees himself in excitement when I get home
>Tfw no qt Japanese trap waifu to take on dates and buy him girl clothes
Just fap to shemale porn already like I do.
Hot cops and beautiful cops are awesome.
Hot
she looks great
i miss late 80s / early 90s art
sometimes i do, i prefer vanilla porn though. my favorite porn stars are all girl (female)
faggots, the lot of you
>what if i take this jpg as fuck picture
>and save it as a PNG
I don't care if it's gay.
That's just you, pal.
What the fuck do I need to do to get a cute boy to love. How the fuck do I find one.
how do you feel about priesthood?
I guess that's one way
If they could, they would be better.
why are traps so girly? it's not just looks, most of them also act girly
why?
Because they're traps?
Based Kaiki.
The fake is always better than the real thing
HOW CAN THOSE FAGGOTS EVEN COMPETE??!?!?!?!?
It's cause you're gay OP. It's that's simple.
That's one way to go about things
s-sauce?
Me on the right.
Asstolfo
Me on the left.
I wish I was D'eon.
he'll never be my girlfriend bros
A boy giving up on manhood and becoming a bitch for men to fuck is the hottest thing.
Me on the bottom.
me on the left
too much ass
Traps are a shit version of futas
Astolfofags ruin all nice trap threads
If you say "no homo" then it isn't gay
Whole ep was reaction image gold
Slightly /fit/ gyaru traps are the pinnacle of humanity.
Felix is straight though.
10 does it to please his green-haired waifu.
This image makes no sense, trannys don't like traps and think they are offensive
today
i will remind them
based frognigger
Reasons for suicides are mostly discrimination and isolation. Stop posting numbers only and put some context.
Don't encourage them
ok tranny
Astolfo wants to drink hot milk, what do?
Provide some hot milk for him
>She is too perfect
>Must be a guy!
Perfect mother.
>Imagine a trap that was a loud mouth smart ass
Pretty sure I've seen that hentai.
Only if they don't have implants
Not quite, they think the word is 'offensive' because they want to appropriate the characters as trannies like they are.
Gee I wonder who could be behind this propaganda
>the dick is the only downside
Almost scary.
It's super annoying how Astolfo has gone from "Trap of the Month" to "The only trap any normie or casual gives a shit about anymore" and dominates the vast majority of trap threads. He's great and all but holy shit, can a nigga get some variety in these threads for once?
Not every trap can bring your mind from the moon.
which one?
imo right with left clothes
nigga get off Yea Forums more often and go visit other sites
Boyish trap > Draw a girl, call it a boy
Literally only Felix is good and that's only because he's also a bro
Wrong, I'm not red you dumbass
I wish there were shota priests who would molest me
boyish traps aren't as interesting because you can somewhat replicate their aesthetics in real life, there are quite a few transgirls, femboys and ladyboys with a pretty face and a boyish body
"draw a girl, call it a boy" is so weird it's enthralling, imagine a real male with a female face, female voice, female body language, female-sized shoulders, female waist, female hips, small feet / hands and short female height (5'0 ~ 5'5), it's something so unexpected it ends up sounding as appealing as a very hot female
Is that why you become a fag?
Some people say tooth abscesses are about as painful as labour, I think. So if that is true, I've experienced the pain of labour in a pretty awful place for quite a while. I could probably give birth
>looks like a woman
>sounds like a woman
>dresses like a woman
>submissive like a woman
>but has a feminine penis instead of a vagina
>glorious anal sex
Not hard.
imagine living in a world where Astolfo is your best bro
>go partying together
>you always make a bet: who gets more girls is the winner
>you always lose because he's cute as fuck
>sometimes you DP some hoes together
>eventually you both grow tired of such degenerate lifestyle
>both of you realize you're a perfect match for each other
>you marry him and he becomes your 100% bottom wife
>you both live happily ever after
If Astolfo was my wife, we would take turns. Not necessarily 50/50 though
>tries to suck milk from moma's boobs
>nothing comes out of it
>ok, makes sense
>sucks the milk from her penis instead
ruined
But you can get milk from the nipples of a male?
why is Astolfo's ballsack so punchable?
Only if they have gynestomacia,or however you spell it.
you havent seen the video huh
not him, but webm is weird as fuck
>that webm
>this entire thread
No one posted best girl yet
Allow me to fix that
No, half the thread probably doesn't even try to crossdress!
Fucking plebs
>this thread
Fuck boys, honestly.
>there are anons itt who wouldn't fuck her just because she's a boy
Yea Forums will defend this
The best female boy.
>this thread was allowed to stay for a whole day
mods = fags
better
Saika isn't a trap.
Shut up faggot. It's anime
>perfect mother
>can't get pregnant
Traps with big dicks are hot.
I really want to make a trap cum from his prostate.
Best of both worlds
whats your guys favorite combos?
bara on trap here
Trap with bigger dick on taller athletic guy with smaller dick
as long as there's a girl or trap getting fucked and a human being doing the fucking i don't care about details
hmmm
sauce?
yes, I know the character is shimakaze
yes, I tried GIS & TinEye
I like manly femboys
Long hair + muscular body.
>thread is still alive
is this the power of benis?
No-one can beat the cock
Nope, not the cock.
Weird, I beat my cock all the time.
thanks
>The longest turd ever shatted out is like 26 feet and was done by a man.
why do strict tops want their females* to have penises? I just don't get it. Something to look at?
If men are so great why do they need to become women?
Checkmate, atheists.
Fucking a man is like the most manly thing you can do.
You're fucking a dude who doesn't use his dick for fucking, you just don't get it.
pretty much
youtu.be
Obviously not. While humans start with their genitalia inside out, the "equivalents" end by the 5th month.
Does this count as cp?
I want to see that godamm movie just because of him
They are the best of both side.
i want to cuddle a cute boy
>draw Estelle Bright
>call it an ancient egyptian boy
Such a fun book.
The whole thing is worth reading though because it's hilarious, Cellini is one of the most based and redpilled figures in history.
You're not man enough if you can't top a trap by sucking his dick.
What a bunch of homos
are tops supposed to enjoy ejaculate in their mouth?
Yes.
who doesn't
Why not?
>why do strict tops want their females* to have penises?
it it's cute it doesn't make much of a difference, you just need to pound a different hole
They are not perfect and you are a faggot
Fun fact.
That line that's on your taint up through your ball sack is actually a scar from where your pussy healed to make you a boy.
girl > trap > femboy > loli > shota
Lolis are girls but better though.
lolis are shit. shotas is where it's at
>actual homosexual
What about a shota who looks like a loli?
I wish I had the self control to not eat 2000+ calories a day. I guess it's my damn job and exercising afterwards as well that makes me just go fucking nuts in the kitchen.
I just wanna be /fit/cute.
Astolfo
Ruka
that trap from The Idolmaster
i don't recognize this one
shota is literally not gay, whereas traps are figuratively not gay
Tomgirl + Mindbreak is the patrician's fetish. Unfortunately as much as it makes me diamonds I often find it extremely upsetting/unnerving.
Nah fuck him.
>Guy is actually based as fuck and asks trap out
>Trap "No Way Fag"s him
Oh look a thread for gay people.
this
He said no because his plan to take his friend and make him a trap too is gonna happen/
>Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh!1!!!1
>Genderbend > Trap
Based.
Star Breaker best girl
>too much ass
What're you, some kinda faggot?
She's great probably 3rd best but there's only #1.
this is the ideal male body
They usually got huge cocks
Where's the bit of muscle, that's no male
slightly fit femboy > trap
Fellow enlightened one
how slight are we talking?
so long as it's not just "girl but instead benis lol" tier, I'm fine with it. pic related on the right, maybe a bit more
Tfw no bf
What's really sad is that 95% of IRL traps don't look anywhere near as feminine as you'd want them to, and instead just look like crossdressing dudes.
2D traps > IRL traps
Based and redpilled.
>female boys
>thread is actually about male girls
I hate how retarded this site has gotten.
> tfw no qt trap bf feet to mercilessly tickle while your trap bf begs you to stop
Every guy on this thread is gay. Otherwise you won't be seeking men on female clothes thread.
Why would anyone ever care about 3D?
hell yeah, I'm gay
wtf do nips actually shibari crossdressers in public??
Can I be the one on the left and can the one on the right be my boyfriend(female)?
Let's be honest: 3D traps are attention-seeking whores that will be dead before 30.
Stop talking about 3D newfaggot, no one gives a shit.
> Stop talking about trap related things in a trap thread
Suck my balls, cock nose.
3D is not Yea Forums related, newfag. Go back to whatever shithole you came from.
Quit your gatekeeping, homo. You don't own this board. Crawl back into your whore of a mother's raggedy cunt.
>muh gatekeeping waaaah
Dilate newfag
Lurk moar newfag.
Cope harder over being so triggered. Also, nice autistic spamming of newfag, newfag.
Good taste.
>draw a girl, call it a boy
>make him feminine and kind in behavior and a full-time crossdresser
>make him gay
>pretty much a dream girl, but born male by the irony of fate
>Josou Seme
I want to drink sake out of chadstolfo's navel and then become his fleshlight
no homo
Traps are for old men.
Nigger
Truth. Traps naturally like fat old men, especially.
S-sauce?
Asking for a friend
tomgirl + mindbreak is fine if it isn't old man shit
>trap is already a crossdresser but decides to take it one step further for reasons
>becomes enslaved to cock
>Yea Forums likes sluts that ahegao after just being entered and not boys that require a finessed cock to get them going
absolute state of this board
And now to fix this.
>enslaved to childhood best friend's cock
I can like more than one thing.
the shit that gets me the most about josou seme is when a trap wants to bring a feminine looking boy to the dark side, using his dick.
exhentai.org
hope your friend enjoys it
you're garbage user! garbage!
Also, your friend is a fucking faggot.
I'm trying my best.
>trap craves the protag's cock so hard he (she) turns into a newhalf for him
traps are a great way to not give into degenerate female bullshit, because although they are pretty much women, due to the fact they are males, means they are more capable and overall are better people than most fucking disgusting, rotten modern women you see today
Nobukatsu > d'Eon > Astolfo
Good taste.
I want to see a TSF x Trap one day.
Dream threesome.
what are boy breasts for?
suckin on
>tomgirl + mindbreak is fine if it isn't old man shit
I agree on principle but unfortunately some of the best mindbreak doujins feature ugly bastard, leaving my with the most intense why boners ever. I'm thinking of one in particular and I'll post the name if I remember, but it ticks nearly all of the best boxes whilst also being awful for enslaving a reluctant cutie to the ugliest motherfucker around.
Naizuri
I want the Irish to leave.
This. Tummies too.
bad thread
the second girl(male) from the left had such a terrible anime like why the fuck make it a short
I prefer gender neutral slimes
they aren't, they're just pale imitations of futa perfection
Fuck, marry, kill
Yes
Is there anything better than dominating another male with your dick?
Bruh I think you niggas are just gay
fuck and marry all 3 then kill myself
Because they’re sweet, pure and the dick only makes it better
Guys, I need help. I remember a doujin where masked Shimakaze trap runs a cam show and says something like "I am not gay! See? I will have sex with all these men and they won't make me cum!" What was that?
Kinda similar to pic related.
Ain't it common with jouso seme and nagi ichi works? I know I've seen it.
It wasn't a doujin, it was just a few images made by some guy. And no, I don't have them. Ask on /d/, or /aco/.
God, I want a cute trap to sexually dominate me so bad...
Fucking kek
oh no no no no
Based yuunagi
> the trap turns a slightly effeminate boy into a cock slave
>I can't believe he's got a giant dick too
The artist's name is krekk0v. Used to have a tumblr.
sauce, tried all 3 but gave me nothing
>tfw no cute trap twins to drink and bang all night long
Yeah expect it has the soul of a late 20s salary man. Gross
What happened with the cute girl(male) afterwards?
This guy was the second manliest person in that show. He knew damn well who his bitch is he didn't win the tanteibowl, right? I can't remember.
>2 day old feminine penis thread
I'm impressed
MC ends up reviving Nanana and confessing to her in the LN ending, meanwhile Daruku is still serving Tensai in the spin-off, so technically he did win
But those are male girls
>men of culture in Yea Forums
What kind of faggotry is this?!
It takes a man to know a man. You would think that more men would realize this since even the ancients knew this, but most of you faggots are so scared of being faggots it's laughable.
pompeiana.org
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
traps belong to straight men
If you grab a girl(male) by his(her) boypussy(girlpenis), is it gay(hetero)?
Mental illness: the thread
*the board
*the website
*the website
*the internet
i'm not gay, but i want to fuck Astolfo so bad
*the planet
boipussi is the butthole you fucking faggot
Is it gay if I want a feminine penis in my ass?
Can't find it using a search engine. What is the goddamn sauce you asshole. You can't do this to me bro.
Fuck yeah found it. Otokonoko delivery. Don't mal it and just watch it.
>mal
As expected from gay faggots.
>implying that that that that's a bad thing
>grabbing by the boipussy
hetero, you're just checking out your property
>grabbing by the girlpenis
you're asserting your dominance, if she misbehaves you squeeze her small and fragile feminine balls to teach her a lesson
it's only gay if you want to put the girlpenis in your mouth or butt
slut
Why are penises better than vaginas?
vaginas look better than penis, but girls with penis are also fine
When they wrote that shit called Fate Apocrypha, did they know that they just create one of the most famous trap characters in A/M?
I wish I could turn all men into traps
Except me because trap on trap is yuck
Wait for advances in genetic technology.
If you're not willing to become a trap you don't deserve a trap
well, we have decided liking male girls isn't gay
but what's better, male girls or female boys?
lmao some woman cant even do that
They will never bare my children but at least the love is unconditional and always true. This is something females will never understand.
Uh, what?
Traps need men who lift and do blue collar jobs.
There are traps that could bench you and a a handful of your manlet friends, they could handle themselves.
There's only two choices left for humanity: women and traps. Conventional men are obsolete and being weeded out by evolution.
>a succubus takes on the form that their partner finds the most arousing
haha r-right
>clear bust and hips
>female boy
I will not and never understand why people think regular tomboys are the same thing as otokonoko
The last one isn't a trap, same series as Saki, he's just lumped in with traps because he's cute. Pierre usually has more princely clothing.
How did this air.
>There are traps that could bench you and a a handful of your manlet friends, they could handle themselves.
And that'll be none of you if you're all turned trap tho.
How do I become a cute trap or at least a cute boy?
he's in nemunemu doujin
WOW SHES JUST LIKE ME
B-BEJIITAA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
Traps are women with dicks but they still have rationality of a man. You need some extra lessons on trapology before you can start talking shit.
Nothing wrong with being a cute trap for the tomboy traps, and the great thing is that the roles are flexible.
I bet most of you jerking to doujins and self insert as trap
josou seme
Isn't that Harusame from KanColle?
>I wish I could turn all men into traps
The hero we need.
You guys all suffer from porn addiction, you've convinced yourselves that you're gay only due to prolonged female rejection. Most guys would strive to get better but you all just wallow in desperation. Also wtf mods.
That's the point.
the problem is which one stick his dick in?
Why choose just one?
Roles are flexible
Based red pilled weaboos
use dickfencing to decide who goes first
Now you're getting it.
traps are for getting sodomized by straight men
no other option
No, you should let the ladies (male) go first
>thread still up after 2 days
Based.
dad walks in
Does that really matter when the slime can be whatever you want it to be?
I'm always surprised this character gets so little attention.
>Girl
>No breasts
What's the fucking point?
Boobs are just fake asses.
>No breasts
easily fixable
Because most anons want to be a trap and get fucked by a stronger and more powerful male so they can live life easily.
>Anime wasn't even full length and it'll never get an S2
>App is dead and so is vtuber channel
What a waste of prime boypucci
Bald faceless man on shota trap
imagine
BITCH GOT A PENIS
Failure is relative, one man's failure could be another goal.
It all depends on what they set out to accomplish.
Shota traps are so hot FUCK
shota traps are terrible
I would take a otokonoko over a ts-ko any day. Transgender vaginas are fucking gross, I wouldn't even call them vaginas, they are more like
open hairy wounds.
which pocky do you mean?
>shota traps
hard pass
short hair astolfo
a guy, baka
she's in heat.
what do?
the most disturbing movie ever
i have some milk here
>she
her dick milk?
yes, astolfo is a girl (male)
>her dick milk?
nope, but it's refreshing, she's going to enjoy it