Sasuke Uchiha alongside his marriage with Sakura and herself is so hated, they have fans that enjoy mocking him and Sakura as a couple and thusly exploit ntr between sakura and Naruto or other men.
Sasuke especially suffers since he's so unpopular in his pairing, only his wife cheating on him makes her more popular than he is for a while. All SasuSaku fangirls are the laughing stock of iconic anime couples, basically the bells x Edward of shonen anime.
Discuss.
cool story bro
Thanks.
Wrong. SasuSaku has been canonified to satisfy thirsty Sakura selfinserters.
Sakura inserters are basically dying. Just go on pixiv and see how many SasuSaku fans hold up to the countless lewds she gets with Naruto compared to the fairy tail cheap art fujo fans shit out.
And they also get ridiculed by the ones who turn their heroine into a cheating ntr fap bait.
The fact that one doujin from Sahara where Sasuke had been sent a video message of Sakura and his daughter being raped by Naruto and becoming mindbroken concumbines is proof The Japanese have a stronger hatred for the SasuSaku fandom than the west.
They're both hated characters, they deserve each other in the end
Sasuke is literally the second most popular character in the series.
Stop spamming your shitty thread, Narutard
Sad.
Then why isnt the most marketable to SP and comickket fanboys?
Hmm. Needs to be more popular.
Then you should've fallen in love with a character that is single and died a pure virgin. Madara a best.
Kaguya penetrated him before he died.
He got penetrated a lot... but none of it was consensual!
>single and died a pure virgin
He was fucked by Hashirama and molested Obito.
Absolutely not. Hashirama is for Mito and Obito is for Rin only.
Because he was ruined by a author who put his own self in Naruto as the all glorious demi God. While making Sasuke a nutty Satan pastiche.
Isn't Sakura supposed to be flat?
Thank God for fan art.
DPed by Naruto. What a slut!
>gaydara
>pure
No! Madara's limbo clones are especially innocent!
He is not gay
No! Obito can escape with Kamui. And grownup Obito is taller than him. Can't blame him for trying though, I want to molest Obito.
Fuck off with your roleplaying, Narutards
I'm a Madaratard
I wouldn't be so sure.
Hashirama and Madara are friends
They're Romeo and Juliet. Madara's Sharingan activates when he realizes he can't be with Hashirama.
>wherefore art thou senju
He might've been a sexually confused young boy, but he'd settle for a nice girl eventually
Madara IRL
>madara
>settle
And what girl would even be able to handle him?
I think you're not that far off, but Madara is too perfect to be real. I'm glad I'm not attracted to real people. 2D >>>>>>>> shit >>>>>>> 3D
Someone like Kaguya. Madara would totally marry the dominant alien woman that is stronger than him
Kaguya's strong but not a fighter. Only Hashirama gets his blood circulating.
He lusts for battle, not the person he's battling with
Not arguing with that, but Hashirama is virtually the only one who gives him a good battle. Kaguya can't give him a good battle, she's not adept at fighting.
Sounds more like you are another one of those Naruto retards that self inserted into him. Still seething that your waifu got fucked and bred by Sasuke, the superior choice.
I mean Sasu/Sasku and Naru/Hina were cemented into the story in like the first couple of chapters with zero chance of something else happening. Imagine being too retarded to understand a childs manga.
Who is this girl that he is hugging? Certainly it isn't Sakura since this one has boobs. Must have a penis too cuz Sasuke is gay
Guy made him feel excited too
Hence "virtually". Hashirama's performance is repeatable though. Why would they not fuck?
Because they're not gay!
Poor newbie, NaruSaku always has better press and superior porn than SasuSaku, this would change if the the artists who do male fan pairings focused on Sasuke and Sakura instead of naruto.
What does that have to do with anything? As stated previously, Madara lusts only for battle. Man or woman has nothing to do with it, he would fuck anybody that fulfills his thirst for battle.
>Still seething that your waifu got fucked and bred by Sasuke, the superior choice.
Doesn't change the fact that Sasuke gets cucked by fans all the time my a huge majority of Naruto fans and it actually sells
He doesn't need to fuck. He cums just by getting hit
By Hashirama.
Are you idiots trying to get this thread shut down?
By anyone. Even accidentally.
Every Naruto thread is a Madara thread. Especially yours, Sasukefriend.
They fucked each other brains out on daily basis until Madara left village.
*they HUGGED each other brains out
Their bond is brotherly. They care for each other deeply, but not romantically or lustfully. I wish I had a friend like that.
Yeah, right.
Childhood friends never win.
Sasuke was never a jinchuriki of the Juubi and never got a cool and cute Sage Mode form. He's a loser. Loser!
>sharingan activates when he can't be with hashirama
>gets jealous and asks hashirama to choose between him and tobirama
>returns just to take a piece of hashirama's flesh which he implants in himself so they can be together always
Madara was gay.
N-no... I'm in love with him. He can't be.
>asks hashirama to choose between him and tobirama
How could Madara be jealous of Hashirama's brother? Does he suspect incest or what? He most likely meant that Hashirama must chose just one adviser. Madara was butthurt that Tobirama took over village management, and he and Hashirama became just formal leaders of their own village and Hashirama was totally ok with his little bro bossing him around, that's why he left.
I guess it is a little upsetting when you can't be with your best and only friend anymore when you're a kid/teen. Salad awakened her sharingan because she was excited to meet her dad, for example. Doesn't have to be enormous trauma.
>Madara attacked the village, attacked me, got reanimated, got sealed, but he refused, attacked me again, got revived, became sage of the 6 paths, cast an infinite tsukuyomi, got pierced, got an alien rabbit revived into him, got taken back to the real world to die and he was a good friend.
Hasirama and Madara were just friends. GOOD friends.
Hashirama still considered him a friend after all this. He's a good lad.
>Madara cut Hahirama's granddaugher in half
>Hashirama still called him a friend after that
Hashirama was a strange guy.
Did Hashirama know about this?
He should've know it.
But not the coolest friend!
He loves it.
Stop. I cried at that so much.
Me too, user.
>Madara fujos derail yet another Naruto thread
Where did Kishimoto get off on cucking and friendzoning nurutu to hell and back? Even if Hinata's a better pick Sakura was still the main love interest for 700 chapters and she always chased after the rival character and even had his child, always felt pretty weird for a shounen aimed at teenage boys.
My love is strong
It's the other way around friend.
Why is there so much porn for Naruto himself than any other male character? he's gotten more than the females! it's gotten to the point I have to omit the guy from my porn search!
>author can't come up with a decent way for two chumps with Rikudou's power to beat you
>sets up a gruesome downfall with an asspull villain instead
fuck this shit, the best ninja deserved better
Sasuke was always meant to be the one fans pick Naruto over. He's a cursed character.
Why is Sasuke so obscure and still jobs to make Naruto look good?
Well at least its better than Naruto x Sarada or Boruto x Hanabi pedos derailing the thread.
Konohamaru Waifu
Cute
This. Defeat him, okay. But not like this
....
She ended up worse off but it doesn't change the fact the MC orbited her for 90% of the story.
NaruSakucks only have filthy and degenerate kinky hxc fetish based porn. If it's not wholesome vanilla sex, then it's shit af.
Naruto X Sarada is fucked up but what's wrong with Boruto X Hanabi?
This is my husband
And this is his husband.
That's his friend!
STOP MAKING THESE THREADS
I WOULD fuck the shit out of Sakura. I woulsn't lie. Just WRECK that pussy until she couldn't walk straight the next day. She honestly deserves it.
But Ratto, thanks to him I have a place to spam with Madara
Jokes on you, I get off to Sasuke cucking cuckura
What do you like about madara?
His personality? Design?
Hashirama is hotter and better in every way, don't you think so?
>finally a non Naruto pic!
>some spic edits his face on there
Kill me.
I love him in his Sage form. He's got everything that I like. Horns, unnaturally pale skin, modest clothing, third eye, long legs, purple eyes, cute face, hot deep voice, soft long hair... I also love that he is so strong and his anger issues and love for battle is adorable. I guess you could say that he is a typical bad boy that would love me and be protective of me. Or so I imagine.
Hashirama is handsome and fun, but he just doesn't have that ... something that Madara does.
even worse
Well, someone has to be the worst
Cute friends
>Most popular Nip pairing
>Hated
Wot
Narusaku>sasusaku
every Naruto thread seems to consist of either continuing a long dead shipping war or that one user being gay for Madara.
>doujins of Naruto fucking Sasuke's mom
>doujins of Naruto fucking Sasuke's daughter
>doujins of Naruto fucking Sasuke's wife
Can it get worse?
Says this while Naruto getting cucked is a popular trend.
Still, could be way worse. And there it begins:
SLUT.
It's either him or the Raikage. Your choice.
Did you see how her daughter is dressed? What kind of mother would allow this?
Better?
Much better. She can't run in those heels, nor bend over slightly because her ass would just come all out. Not very convenient for a ninja.
I like it more in The Last.
Very
OH NO NO NO NO
BUT IT WAS THEIR TURN BROS
Sasuke is obsessed with anal sex, that's why they only have one daughter.
KARA BOGA
L*aftoid woman can't fight against BCC
Any of you fags remember this?
youtube.com
Every time I see Madara, I smile, my heart starts racing and my face starts feeling all warm. He occupies my thoughts 24/7. I am obsessed. Sorry if I constantly have to talk about him in every thread, I just can't help it. My doctor knows, it's all okay.
Can we all agree that every knew ShikaTema was gonna happen right?
Anal pain?
everyone*
I'm glad that Anime sticking to movie designs.
Also user still hasn't finished the pic related
It has been 4 years for God's sake
>no lewds
You had one job.
Wow what a whore
ITACHIIIIIIIIII
MANGEKYOU IN DA EYES ONLY SEE DA BLOOD WHEN A NINJA CRIES
ITACHIIII (UCHIHA)
WANNA KILL ME THEN YOU BETTA GET SASUKEEEEEE
YES LOOK IN MAH EYES
SHARINGAN USAH IN DISGUISE
GIVE ME ANY NINJA, VAG IMMA PILLAGE
PLUS IMMA RENEGADE SO FUCK DA LEAF VILLAGE
KAKASHI WANNA HATE WHEN I ROLL
SO I PUT HIS ONE EYED ASS IN DA HOLE
SOME MOTHAFUCKAS JUST WANNA ACT LAME
FUCK AROUND AND END UP IN THE BLACK FUCKIN FLAME
ITACHIIIIIIIIII
MANGEKYOU IN DA EYES ONLY SEE DA BLOOD WHEN A NINJA CRIES
ITACHIIII (UCHIHA)
WANNA KILL ME THEN YOU BETTA GET SASUKEEEEEE
TRY TO HIDE BUT I SEE YA
KNOW DEY CANT FUCK WITH THE UCHIHA
HIDE YOUR DAUGHTAS, HIDE YOUR SONS
'FORE THEY GET TOUCHED BY DA SHARINGAN
SOMEBODY'S POPPIN PILLS
THROW ME A LOOK AND SHE GUNNA GET KILLED
Y'ALL MUTHAFUCKAS WANNA PLAY MY GAME
Y'ALL BETTA LEARN HOW TO SAY MY NAME (WHAT'S ME NAME??)
ITACHIIIIIIIIII
MANGEKYOU IN DA EYES ONLY SEE DA BLOOD WHEN A NINJA CRIES
ITACHIIII (UCHIHA)
WANNA KILL ME THEN YOU BETTA GET SASUKEEEEEE
ITACHIIIIIIIIII
MANGEKYOU IN DA EYES ONLY SEE DA BLOOD WHEN A NINJA CRIES
ITACHIIII (UCHIHA)
WANNA KILL ME THEN YOU BETTA GET SASUKEEEEEE
Makes sense.
Full Moon on the 16th! Note it down! You must look! You must!
Because Naruto is the ultimate beta self-insert character.
I hate Sasuke
I love Madara
Saturn will be visible with the naked eye too. It will be very close to the moon. Fortune smiles upon us.
What's this position called?
I cannot wait. Night sky is so wonderful! Who wouldn't want to look at beautiful objects in the sky and fall in a perfect, peaceful dream as an added bonus? Baffling.
And that Sarada fan never will show his uncensored edits
This thread is shit.
Is there anything more natural and pure than 2 young girls discovering new feeling and sensations?
Why does she need a condom? Does Tsunade have a dick?
No there isn't. That's why Yuri is known as the purest form of love.
>yuri
fukken yikes, this is a bishounen anime
>Yaoi
Physically cringed at your post, bro.
All shinobi are descended from Kaguya Fujotsutsuki
Who cares if she did? Shizune deserves some lovin too.
Based cringe thread
Canon curves, it's a shame that she dies and even after her ressurection, she still virgin
Why did all the sexiest characters not get dicked in the end? Shizune, Tenten, and Karin could've easily fucked and married someone.
Best girl, best doujin.
They are destined to be 40-year-old spinsters.
Agreed.
I can't believe I've seen this for so many years, yet never knew where it was from. Thanks user.
>Karin
>Sexy
Get glasses or contacts.
Nigga she's super sexy I will end you.
What does Naruto have to be the default gut in doujins?
Why does this exist, what is the appeal of Sakura fucking Naruto if she only wants Sasuke
Uh oh
SasuSaku has to be the most anti male fantasy fandom in the world, not even diehard Sasuke fanboys like it.
Because he's cute.
Based Eddie Rath poster
Ino can hold back Tsunade's arm from killing Sakura.
Because Tsunade wasn't using her strength.
Doesn't ino yell something like stop she's brain damaged or something along those lines, because it's really other Sakura from the road to ninja world, and they think she's caught amnesia
Cucking or ntr to be effective needs the guy to care about his wife getting stolen, at this point you could fuck both Sakura and sarada, impregnate them and give Sasuke a litter of grandkids, and he would not even notice, stealing Sakura away is like stealing an old bike no one uses anymore.
Dude leaves his wife for most of the years, cant even recognize his own daughter, is more interested in naruto kid, dude is literally ntr proof simply because he does not care about what you are stealing.
There is one doujin of someone stealing Orihime from ichigo, and its enough to make people seethe, there are almost 100 doujins of naruto, fat old guys, dogs and orcs fucking Sakura, and no one cares.
This ship made me gay 10 years ago.
Based.
Why are Narutards so obsessed over some irrelevant rule 34?
Like every Naruto thread I've been seeing lately is some rent free bullshit over porn.
Unironically thats when the newest chapter spoilers for Boruto is probably gona be release.
Infinite tsukuyomi dream reveal?
Mind games don't work on me.
But the sky is going to be breathtaking. We can look together, if you're afraid.
I never said I wouldn't take in the view, I'm just letting you know a fact about me.
She deserved it, she was commenting on everyone's tits.
Okay, thank you. I'll keep that in mind.
Then it's a date.
I'll kill you second
We'll hold hands. And by the time you decide to kill me, you'll already be trapped in my infinite tsukuyomi. You wouldn't even know you're dreaming.
I don't think you were paying attention.
This is beautiful. Oc?
I'm sorry, it is possible. So many people still need their dreams and I am very busy. Last night was bountiful.
Yes I made it today when I remembered the original exploitable. Until now I don't think I've used the scanlation font for anything in 10 years.
I love it. I like how the eye closes!
Do you understand now?
I think I do. You don't think that you can be put under genjutsu?
Replace "think" with "know" and the answer becomes yes.
But how can you know? Did some other Madara already try that on you?
Actually, yes.
Must have been some bootleg wannabe. No wonder he couldn't cast genjutsu properly.
I assure you, he was the genuine article.
D-do you posses any special eye powers, perhaps?
Perhaps...
I'll take those then, thank you!
Fuck off you already have three eyes.
Oh really? Doing that would be quite impressive. After all...
You're already dead.
I need good backup ones.
That's what I want you to think. Hehe
I am never mistaken.
Haven't you noticed that your head has been separated from your body? In a few moments it will be evenly split into eight pieces.
If you can survive that, I have other methods.
It's very sad, it signifies the end of dreams.
I can survive a lot. But can I really die if I don't realize I'm dying? This got me thinking. Aren't you one of my lost limbo clones? I seem to have one missing and I don't know where it went
Dreams never end! In a dream.
>Aren't you one of my lost limbo clones?
No, I'm a devil the likes of which you've never seen.
That's not possible. I've seen all sorts of things.
But you haven't seen me before. At least not the you I'm talking to right now. All the yous who have are dead.
That seems mean, why would you do that? What kind of demon are you anyway? I'm a god. I don't have time to deal with petty demons.
>I'm a god
Prove it. Impress me.
Sasuke is already cucked by Hinata.
I cast the Infinite Tsukuyomi! I'm a savior of the world! Everyone is happy now! Worship me!!
Meh. Mass hypnosis isn't particularly impressive.
Also, that second part is entirely false.
I have infinite amounts of chakra thanks to this Naruto child that is dreaming his ideal world within my tsukuyomi. Everyone seems happy. And if they are not, it's what they wanted. I'm their god.
Sounds pretty boring to me.
What's that black thing standing right behind you?
Wh-
>madara playing god again
Cute.
I don't know if you can talk, or understand me, but that was my kill.
So you'll have to do as a replacement.
Ah, Kaguya-sama. H-hello, you're home e-early... haha. Please don't hurt m-me.
So you're black Zetsu? I have to laugh at you if that's the case.
Hm? Alright, you're not quite dead yet. That just means I'll have to finish what that thing started. Then it dies too.
You can't kill me.
I can and I will.
If you could you would have done that already. Now give me those eyes!
Shinobi collection always delivers the waifus.
I'll give you something.
youtube.com
>You can't hear or see me, but now I'll kill you,
>SCUM!
>And now...
You're already dead.
I can’t wait for the high resolution versions of that card.
God I bet he calls her Kaguya-sama in bed.
He gets punished if he doesn't.
N-nani?!
And now you're sushi.
Certainly not. Kaguya looks after me, too. You can't win.
Every part you cut of off me becomes a new Madara. You're done for.
>crying to mommy
Madara is a bitch.
Proof Narutards should be permabanned on sight, especially the roleplaying ones
It's pretty adorable. He needs someone stronger to protect him. He's also so cute when he's dying. I'd kiss his cold lips.
You're still here reading it, you must be enjoying it.
I want to eat Madara's birthday cake. It's so cute.
source?
Konohamaru waifu is cute