>sorry your partner of 4 years was killed.
>I'm going to have to assign your new partner: this elf loli from another world
Cop Craft
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Works for me
Jackpot.
I accept on one(ish) condition(s). We get to name her after my old partner so I don't have to come up with a new rhyming catchphrases, and she has to wear stilts so we can still do the old group pose.
cute and you get to be the one that teachers her things
Do you think their males have penises?
Its worth it.
It was meant to be somehow.
This post was awkwardly charming.
>be a lonely boliceman
>cat owner
>partner fucking dies
>boss get him a new partner next day
>it's a loli waifu
Based
>elves with downward pointing ears
Best JOB ever.
Cannot get this girl out of my head since seeing her.
Really really into the female protagonist of this show, alot and I'd go as far as calling her the girl of the season.
PEAK
>MC is a cop
>Gets assigned an elf loli as new partner
Sounds like Meteor World Actor
Thats quite cuddable
Are you saying that f you were to eat her you would regurgitate her to chew her a second time?
Does she go to an earth high school?
I like this design.
So, in episode 1 they made it a point to show Kei calling his (now dead) Partner's wife to tell her he died in the line of duty.
Will they ever pop back into the story?
Or was it a small (albeit depressing) bit of development to show Kei as a compassionate human.
Who makes fairy-sized swimsuits?
Assuming typical fairy size, most high end doll manufacturers.
Nice
>Range Murata elf loli
I can't convey how happy this makes me.
Wish someone would pick up the novels one day.
I'd be fine with Seven Seas picking it up. Jew Press for last resort so we can wait 8 years for the full release.
Why is it that I watched the first five minutes of this anime and immediately decided that I wouldn't like it (I hate shows about men who follow the rules, especially anime about Japanese cops), but knowing that there's an elf loli in it, I feel like picking it up again?
Is she the bad cop?
yeah, and?
Didn't know there was a bunny girl in this too
>only watched the first 5 minutes
>turn over your gun
>your sword
>AND your other sword
FBI or the punch the completely legal.
Can you repeat that in English? I have no idea what you're trying to say.
>Semanian
So how much Seman does she take everyday?
They made a point of showing how ignorant of the human world she was, but do you think her blessing protects against bullets? Her expression at the end was curious.
Probably because you have a really short attention span and need specific attributes to keep your attention.
he could have atleast put a frowning or crying emoji :(
anal
why is she so breedable
Enormous loli ass
Because Range Murata.
Jewnovel club might do it since they're also doing FMP and Amaburi from the same author.
prpr
God I wish that were my penis she was sitting on
C____ Craft
Just watched this, seems kinda good. What's the catch, though?
Cute
>That adorable little pout after Kei tells her to sit still
He seemed kind of a dick for notifying her by phone instead of showing up.
Rick's wife parked on the lawn instead of the driveway.
How old is terana in elf years? She an adult?
Though I cant trust anything anyone says in these threads because nobody knows anything about the source material it seems.
Funny Craft
Corruption,
of Tilarna.
Because she was expecting Rick to come home and didn't want to be blocked in you fuckin prick
Naruhodo
She's not an elf
And it's still a better plot hook than Brave.
She goes undercover to try to bust a high school drug ring. Yes, exactly like 21 Jump Street.
That's cool if true. Do all the boys wanna fuck her like I would?
No, but that super special magical girl armor completely deflects bullets with nothing but a scratch left behind. She still feels the force behind being shot though.
In the books Kei goes out of his way to drive like a maniac specifically to fuck with her and terrify her. Stupid that they took that out.
She's 27 in magic wacky world years.
Where you get your info son? Similar lifespan to humans?
The books. Don't remember anything about their life expectancy, but the wizards are damn near immortal. Semani years are just shorter than earth years.
Are wizards/magic users a small percent of their pop? Also if so why would they do crime on earth. Though they might answer this shit in the anime.
No elfs don't get that every elf human romance ends in tragedy no exceptions.
She is a noble born shit stain
There's a good amount of magic users (Mildeita), and even the Semani people fear them. Couldn't tell you the exact percentage.
You'll get answers for why they want to come to Earth by watching the show.
>There's a good amount of magic users (Mildeita), and even the Semani people fear them.
So I take it that it isnt very common among them if the ayys fear them too.
>No romance
Dropped.
>first episode
>literally just met
>romance
retard
Nah LN readers have already confirmed nothing happens. I'll still watch but I'm disappointed. A buddy cop relationship is still nice I suppose.
You could also always just masturbate to the inevitable Kei x Tirana doujins that are going to come out.
Hopefully some good vanilla.
He still does, or at least thats the impression I got when he sped out of the garage
Just learned the Berserk 2016 director is behind this and now I'm worried even though the first ep was great
I personally perfer ugly faceless fat men gangraping Tirana
"Damn... should have killed him myself years ago!"
If radar doesn't work inside the portal, doesn't that mean the air around it is ionized? Why haven't the doreany sent researchers to investigate the portal and the Semani's barrier?
It will be a bunch of fat cops.
So tiny
You think they haven't? It's basically, "magic dude, I ain't gotta explain shit". The Semani world and the portals operate on an entirely different set of laws than ours. Or otherwise no laws at all.
women
> different set of laws than ours.
Doesn't mean they can't be explained using the empirical method
Itakagi is a temperamental genius. When he doesn't give a shit about the source material you get shit like Berserk, but when he does you get brilliant shows like Teekyuu.
It totally does mean that. Semani magic and abilities have no scientific, logical explanation because there is no science or logic in their world. Remember when Tirana said she "smelled" something in the apartment? That's just the closest way to describe the seventh sense bullshit that's required to comprehend Semani magic that only they're able to detect.
logic and science are not entinties, they are concepts
>that slight dentation
MUH
Magic could be high-abstraction aritificial phenomena hinting that the universe is a computer simulation
Hey. Don't touch that...
>no science
Sure.
>no logic
No.
The perfect amount. Too often I can only think "Jesus fuck her poor circulation. That slight amount is just right.
What race bonuses do "Japanese" get?
"Japanese" people look like that?
How much do gear repairs cost?
Loli jump street? Fuck yeah. Will it get animated though?
that's the handbrake
+1INT
-1STR
From the book itself, bitch. Google it.
>「合理的な理由などないのかもしれん」
>「なぜです」
>「合理的な文明ではないからだ」
Most likely not. It's the third volume.
Wait why is the driver on the wrong side?
Isn't the handbrake connected to the gears? You're not supposed to use it when the car is moving
What? All cars are like that.
If there was no logic underpinning their universe it would be incoherent random acausal garbage.
>Isn't the handbrake connected to the gears?
Not usually no.
>You're not supposed to use it when the car is moving
I mean yeah, you either lose control over the car if the tires lock up but usually it just results wearing out the breaks and then it not doing anything when you actually want it to.
handbrakes use friction?
Nah, little bitch is getting a bottle full of quaaludes, after breaking her in a little, I'm selling her to FAT Tony, and after he's done with her, probably use her as a sow for his pig breeding farm.
You think too much like a Doreany savage. Learn to understand ratena.
Because it'a not a shiity nip vehicle.
How else are you going to stop the wheels from spinning quickly enough?
Yes? Seriously what are you trying to get at here
Fug. It's the bolice.
Oh, I always thought they locked the gears in place and that's why my truck stops working every time I accidentally pull the parking brake in ETS2
>third volume
Dang. Show still looks fun though.
No that's what happens when you turn off the car with the gear in
Arguably the best common problem with handbrakes is people forgetting them on and driving around
Something about how nobody tried to correct her in both times she said it feels just adorable to me. Looking forward to seeing her blush when someone finally corrects it.
Saving all spurdo edits.
always thought he was at his partner's place but called instead of showing up because he didnt know how to tell her.
No one is ever going to correct her. The Semani simply can't produce the "p" sound.
>ep1
>find and kill the mexican
She can't be corrected. She keeps fucking up Matoba's name and that's harder to say than bolice
If they kill them they lose their info. The transporters are just hires of the mastermind.
we'll see
They do though. Why else would he scream out of the garage? She even gives him an annoyed look. What did you want? Subtitles describing his thoughts?
Sexy Fairies
>She's 27
>But their years are shorter
So she's still underage then? Score.
Transporters never open the package.
They changed the scene.
She's fucking up his name on purpose. The way she pronounces it means something along the lines of "ferocious kitty" in her language.
If you say so. It's in though.
I want a fairy onahole
But Kei is a hardboiled cop that doesn't play by the rules
Can you drink that fluid?
benis
Wouldn't that be the 'drug' part of the whole 'fairy drug' thing?
>the Semani are literally just Finns
:DDDDD
been waiting for this
Who wouldn't want a 51-inch TV?
Why would you drink fairy bath water? She probably peed there.
Of course it will, they've been doing promotion with her school uniform
She's cute, but her voice sucks
user, stop. I can only get so hard.
Not if it's a metaphor for god's love
Pee is perfectly edible if it's fresh or produced in a clean, well isolated and hermetic environment. And Fairy pee must be even purer and bactery free than your average mammal pee.
What does fairy pee taste like?
Probably champagne.
It's a gateway drug to more harmful and addictive fairy secretions.
More spurdo posting please.
Real magic violates laws of physics so radar and science is bound to get a little messed up.
Real magic would not be well suited to rigorous scientific study as it very likely involves beliefs and imagination and is dependent on individuals, groups nearby and even out of reality entities. At best you can create general rules and approximate how it works. It would be more soft science kind of subject than even say material sciences which is very empirical in nature as nothing is perfect.
More proper is internal consistency even if the consistent part is that the magic behaves inconsistently or follows no logic. It should not randomly follow logic/consistency for some random time period and switch back at a moments notice. These are more rules of fictional writing as readers/viewers will get angry if you say there are no rules but it turns out there are 50+ rules.
>>sorry your partner of 4 years was killed.
>>I'm going to have to assign your new partner: this elf loli from another world
Is this a full LN title?
"Laws of physics" aren't actual laws
Science isn't a doctrine, so if there's a strange phenomenon that violates our current understanding, we can figure out how it works by experimenting on its properties.
What's "real magic"? Magic can be anything, arbitrarily
No hand brakes are called emergency brakes they are typicaly secondary drum brake on the transmission usually but not directly connected to the gears. You may be thinking of the parking pall which is engaged into the drive train gears when you put the car in park. Attempting to do this while moving can destroy the transmission and is unlikely to engage properly as the pall will bounce off the rapidly spinning gears and if it does engage the inertia will likely destroy the parking pall instantly and your car will ironically slow down as the metal particles clog up the gear train and cause a total transmission failure. Leaving the parking brake on is just going to wear out the parking brake which is dangerous but won't instantly explode your transmission.
Almost all brakes use friction.
>My Partner of 4 Years Was Just Killed by a Mexican Thug Controlled by an Evil Wizard in a Fairy Bust Gone Wrong and I Was Too Scared to Go Tell His Wife Directly and Instead Just Texted Her, But Now Chief Says I Have to Babysit an Uchuujin Loli That Is Addicted to Burgers and Touches Everything Inappropriately...??!!
Laws of physics are higher than laws they are literally observations that have been repeated to such precision that it is practically speaking impossible to violate them. Physical laws don't say why something works it just says what can or cannot happen. Conservation of mass energy don't say why mass/energy is conserved but with objective study we know it is impossible to have a perpetual motion machine.
Real magic could violate physical laws and once they are violated then science technically has nothing to say as observations are immutable but with real magic you could mess with that easily. Take reality itself there is nothing stopping a god/gods/simulation system from starting reality from this point onward and just make the past look like it existed or violating all physical laws with abandon.
The scientific method would fail to study real magic as it can violate existing observations which makes study pointless.
Real magic is distinct from technology that appears to be magic because it can violate the laws of physics. Technology that appears to be magic to an uneducated person would still have to follow the laws of physics for a world. Real magic can just violate physical laws. Hence real magic as in it can do magical things that are literally not possible. (Real magic would be making a perpetual motion machine that violates the laws of thermodynamics)
Heh, she can touch my beins inappropriately.
This man driveways
You have 5 seconds to prove you're not a Semani boster right now
Physical "laws" are actually just conjectures that are bordline theorems. It's impossible to know the actual fundamantal axioms that are responsible for every phenomenon in the universe. "Real magic violates physical laws" would just mean that those types of phenomena work under different principles or axioms, and if you say magic doesn't work under any principle, then that would mean its effects are random and people wouldn't be able to utilize them
I am not a Semani boster. Fugg.
Hello, fellow doreany
If you want herpes go ahead
Love is a fallacy, God isn't real. Be a consumer and fuel the economic machine.
Love is not a fallacy, it's a chemical, everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.
I'll be honest, she doesn't look that great, pretty, or even like a loli in the anime.
A shame for Murata designs.
I only agree with you on the loli part, pleb
pls go and stay go, LRD
I guess you have some really fucked up and very specific definitions of loli then. Thankfully they're irrelevant.
I think I'm right on all.
Not to say, no lewdness is gonna further room it.
Is it because she's chubby?
You can't read, but that's okay.
This show good?
I liked the little of it I've seen so far and I have high hopes for what's to come.
Thanks
Thanks, Lori
I don't see the problem.
So let me get the setting straight
>lost a conflict with isekailand
>surrendered through the UN, de-facto making it a world governor working for isekailand
>isekailand has complete access to all technology and control of the gate between the worlds, the reverse not being true besides one way immigration of child engineers.
>isekailand also has the right to send commissars to enforce order as they see fit in the occupied Earth
>isekailand also has brainwashing magic among other things, essentially meaning they can subjugate all world governments top-down and enforce their reign of terror through now (completely) mindless puppets
Looks like a very bad and hopeless case of alien boot in the ass to me. The fact the sole advantage humanity had in the form of technology has been pissed away without even using nukes and all out war makes it even more embarrassing.
My question is why?
Because the aliens weren't the typical brain sucking tentacle parasites, but elven lolis? Is that all that is needed to give up your future, freedom, everything? Elven loli?
Can Semanians visit cities other than San Teresa?
It's either elven loli cunny or WIZARDS fucking you up.
This t bh I try not to think about it too much as it'll ruin the fun cop buddy adventures but that shit sucks.
You're telling me you'd nuke this? Cuteness is justice.
Shut your mouth. She's cute as fuck.
They haven't met our best secret weapon yet - delicious murrican burgs.
and funny
Råkkebaj!!!
Reine is better.
>HFY/Gate fags sperging at the prospect that earth doesn't steamroll everything all the time
>actually mad that we get a interesting premise once
I hope the threads wont be like this in the future.
She's more average on the anime than really cute.
And has noodle body.
It's not that one sided, humans didn't lose.
There are specific conditions to the brainwashing, and Semani don't interfere with the Earth side much.
Its boring. Worst novel from FMP/Amagi Brilliant park author
>>HFY/Gate fags sperging at the prospect that earth doesn't steamroll everything all the time
>>actually mad that we get a interesting premise once
Uhhj, no? We're just having fun discussing the technical aspects of the world building
bootlicker anime
Elves have always meddled in the affairs of what they consider lesser races, it's really par for the course when you think about it.
And you're saying humans don't? Hell from what I heard the war was started because humans were meddling in Semanian affairs.
When will Gotoh learn, that anime adaptation of his works can only be done by kyoani and are destined to fail otherwise?
Shoji Gatoh probably got bored writing romance at this point.
This aren't the gears, it's the handbrake. And the costs don't matter. Government invited that dumb foreign aristocrat, government swims in money, foreign aristocrat swims in money too. A 100 万円 repair bill is just a minor, negligible position under "other expenses".
There's nothing wrong with the first episode though.
My only complaint is that it should've been a 1 hour special.
Are you just making retarded assumptions? Nothing in the episode suggests that.
The Human is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Man, and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
One cannot defend himself against the Human. He attacks with lightning speed from his position of safety and uses his abilities to crush any attempt at defense.
Quickly he turns the attacker’s charges back on him and the attacker becomes the liar, the troublemaker, the terrorist. Nothing could be more mistaken than to defend oneself. That is just what the Human wants. He can invent a new lie every day for the enemy to respond to, and the result is that the enemy spends so much time defending himself that he has no time to do what the Human really fears: to attack. The accused has become the accuser, and loudly he shoves the accuser into the dock. So it always was in the past when a person or a movement fought the Human. That is what would happen to us as well were we not fully aware of his nature, and if we lacked the courage to draw the following radical conclusions...
>naive elf visits human town
>instantly reaches out for a stick
what did they mean by this
Kyoani only want's to adapt crap like gay archers now. They turned down Invisible Victory.
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>few more years and art like this will be illegal
Its pretty cheap production wise, direction is meh - they litterally seem to be adapting novel pacing, which is not a good choice as most of episode was tedious (yes, 1h start might have helped). But worst complaint is just the lazy drawn setting of the city.
i woudnt talk about likes of Kekkai Sensen with its fantastic city in similar setting, but fantastic elements aside (which werent many so far), the episode felt like budget inferior Banana Fish.
If i had other anime to compare regarding the flows and flaw of it - it`d be old Yojimbo, same awkard directing and visuals. I am not sure KyoAni could have done better job (they could at least directing wise), but Bones/Mappa could easily, Millepensee is not exactly best studio
and Shin Itagaki has nothing to show (ironically it`d be better if Milipensee hired as director another persona who worked with them... Yamakan)
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art looks like last exile
Well it's Range Murata's designs so that's a normal reaction
Lies and slander. Takemoto is Gatoh fuckbuddy, he`d not turn him down. Kyoani also shown they still interested in mecha, when made chu2 Depth of Field for fun. Its just the Kadokawa could not afford/want to pitch it to KyoAni.
Gatoh even worked for KyoAni in Lucky Stars and Hyouke with Takemoto too.
My mistake I'm just now remembering the stuff about Kadokawa. But it is true they haven't made a good television series in a long fucking time.
yeah, it was a sign of weakness (or maybe simply lack of empaty?). i liked that.
You're right, but it could be worse. At least it's competent if lacking.
Kei's ex-girlfriend
>Millepensee is not exactly best studio
That's an understatement.
Lavie is a MILF now?
She works as a coroner for the police department.
Shopping trip with the ex.
Ugly
I don't know why, but that makes her more cute.
>the author originally made the elf a full grown woman
>no one cared, it flopped
>the author made the elf a loli (still 20 yo)
>anime adaptation
OH NONONONONONONO
I wonder what the old hag is thinking.
>loli is better
Who would have thought? We better ban this at once before more people figure it out!
sick
>Why yes I do believe pedo threads should get banned
What will the Farbani royalty do when they eventually get Outbreak Company'd?
>>>lost a conflict with isekailand
More like fantasyland got their asses whooped, and a compromise was made, probably because no one can close the gate.
AOTY
To the leddit you go
>few more years
Olympics are next year user!
The UN ceded Human territory for an Elvish Hong Kong on Earth in the peace treaty. The elf nobility doesn't know shit about Humans and doesn't care about Human culture. Doesn't really sound like the outcome of a lost war to me.
I see, so the fairies are opium in this scenario?
You talking about the city in the anime? Because it seems to be US territory based on the badges and the flag.
Farbani citizens staying in San Teresa might be bad for the Farbani nobility, eventually, their people will get attached Earth's culture so the nobility will lose influence
All that can be said for sure is that it's on a Pacific island. The Americans have lots of colonies there. The city could very well be on former American territory.
>The city could very well be on former American territory.
It's a new island that appeared with the portal
Might be a bit late for that. Two million aliens migrated there in 15 years.
Millions of people and Mexicans means it's just off the west coast. The state is clearly an alternate California.
It says there's not many Mexican gangs meaning there's not many Mexicans so that's definitely not California.
Are there going to be other fantasy races other than the semanians and fairies?
McDonalds will undermine the Elven aristocracy's power over their people.
Shit taste, brother.
Who wouldn't fall in love with little miss sunshine here?
How long until doujins? I want to see a proud innocent loli lose to the dick.
When will those alien nobles grant open borders?
Kay wouldn't
Surprising this show did not attract /pol/ yet. Though maybe its because of a fact the show is not very attractive in general.
She asking for me to princess carry her?
Don't ever mention them, or they will come and smear their meth monkey shit over everything they see here.
I just want to enjoy my Murata loli in peace.
>she will never touch your dick like this
Why even live
I hope her voice grows on me. Sounds a bit like she's got a chronic cold.
You are ugly.
But I love her voice, especially how she says "Kay" and "Rakebye"
>anime about literal illegal aliens
Matuba please
They're not even elves, they're just humans with funny ears
Most of the complaints I see about the show on the nip sites are that she was miscast.
God damn that hip to waist ratio gets my dick as hard as aggragated carbon
The only interesting aspect of this show so far is lore of the other world. Litterally nothing was catching so far characters and events go, and the only curiosity awoken was when MC mentioned social structure and races of other world and relationships between them.
Fells like it`ll be more interesting to watch 4 episodes straight of ReCreators tier infodump, then actual adventures of cop buddies.
>multikulti propaganda
Dropped
In my language, that loosely translates to 'stingray shit'. So it works.
>"Rakebye"
I really hope they have a wonderful moment of cultural exchange where one teaches the other how to swear in their language.
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Cute!
CUTE
What was she staring at? Was she confused at why Kay was talking to himself?
MACHI WA TSUKUTTE
KOWASHITE
ISOGASHIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why does he look like a rat in that shot?
oh nooo
that sucks
Would the show be better if instead of magic loli, the new partner was Jacky Chan?
Him being voiced by Kenjiro Tsuda just made that scene even better.
Have you seen the Banner/Crest of the Stars fans? They'll happily submit to space elves and that's space elves conquering not just earth, but a whole bunch of other planets.
>not napalming and mind controlling the shit out of the doreany in invading them
>instead, let them build their city on your island and let your people get influenced by doreany culture
The Semanis are just as pussified as the UN
>Hey, wanna f*ck?
>Sorry, im married, teeheehee
>Sure about that?
Either "doreany" means "weakling" or "barbarian"
Quite likely. Throughout human history most names for "not us" were derogatory.
Kill yourselves, doreany scum.
false. they're just not use. communists jews decided 'not us' is derogatory (ofcourse only applies to whites)
"I miss papa, I wonder when he'll be home!"
Go back.
Why does every fantasy sword need to have a fucking stupid design?
Imagine if she rocked a massive zweihander.
Fuck off her design is great, it's likely based on traditional clothing from north asia or the caucasus
Oh, you mean the sword
It's superior semani design, you can't understand it.
Her design is fine, her sword is retarded.
I'm just glad it ain't treated like Arifureta. The worst first episode in years.
I was pretty hyped about Arifureta, what a fucking shame
Since the anime is shit and everybody is talking that the novel is different, more people will buy it.
It's a GENIUS ad.
the novel started in 2008 i think
The author wasn't even thinking about the current political situation in today's world
Whitefox just can't do proper adaptations when its not SoL like Gochiusa.
Counterpoint: maidragon
Counter-counterpoint: that's the only one and they dropped s2.
Fuck kyoani
it's not even that weird design, dude. reminds of a chinese sword.
Asread is the studio in charge
I hope so
lmao japan needs to be bombed again
>I was pretty hyped about Arifureta
Did you not watch the previews or something? Even I'm shocked at how horribly they butchered the story, but the awful production values were well-telegraphed.
White Fox was in charge till shit happened and the anime was delayed three times. Asread then took control of it.
I don't even want to imagine what White fox was going to deliver.
the reboot is better
I'm more disappointed about the storytelling than the cgi, though the cgi is far more horrendous than I thought
Couldn't have been worse than what Assread shat out
call cops on yourself pedo
I want to put my dick through that hole
It's all about the loli, you idiot.
there must be a good reason why WF wasn't in charge of the adaptation anymore.
I've read in other threads the author wasn't happy with the animation and some changes WF did. Probably didn't want any changes on the character and the story just like what happened with the Shield Hero adaptation
Pretty sure the ridge is smooth and the wavy shit is just a decoration, seen plenty of swords with that shit, the rest I can agree with, though the girl could wield a steel pipe and there wouldn't really be a difference in her performance because loli elf jedi bullshit.
Great minds think alike, huh?
loli is a 10/10 would wield if you know what i mean
Even on the story end, the previews had been raiding some red flags for me with shots of them out of the Labyrinth, of Shea/Tio. Felt like they were trying to get to that point sooner rather than later, which is a bit unfortunate considering the fact that that's when Arifureta goes downhill.
Also, for reference, THIS is a Chinese sword.
>the girl could wield a steel pipe and there wouldn't really be a difference
I'd be okay with an interdimensional elf loli beating the everliving shit out of gangsters with a steel pipe desu
THEY EVEN RUINED THE ORIGINAL SWORD REEEEEEEEE
I'll take the loli and cool old man over the two on the left, they look horrendous.
The real question is, will they also be teaching her how to use a gun in addition of her learning to drive?
I was quite surprised by how much I enjoyed it. I thought it would be more of a old-man-with-kuudere-daughter-figure show like, say, Solty Rei, but it's shaping up to be a proper buddy cop show.
>buddy cop show
Double Decker S2 when Sunrise you fucking hacks!
Most gentlemen of taste and refinement prefer lolis over butch lesbians.
no pommel
no crossguard
jian sword a shit
weren't they busy with a new gundam project?
There's clearly both a pommel and a guard on that.
Matoba gonna teach her how to handle the stick, if you catch my drift
as much as the elfs sword has
Who cares
Adapting Arifureta ain't even that hard. The fall to the labyrinth and his conviction to survive could be a good point to end the first episode. I think what the committee behind Arifureta thinks they should introduce the girls fast and don't make Hajime too edgy.
No, it has more, you laowai. And the grip of the jian sword tapers out, making it better balanced.
Also, look at historical designs, not weebshit like you posted, if you want accuracy.
Pommel sure but the guard might as well not be there.
lol xD
Same can be said for katana.
based and elf pilled
>San Teresa
is that a tranny saint?
>loli gets massive zweihander
>hurr how can she even lift it yet alone do anything else, fucking stupid design
Elf strength. Magic. Whatever.
Funny it's the exact opposite for me. I couldn't give less of a shit about all that gay elf made up fantasy bullshit. I like the crime drama aspect of it more and I'm more interested in meeting coluorful characters from the underworld like the priest and the gang that tried to jump Kei.
It's Mother Theresa
She doesn’t need a boring gun. Only weak faggots use firearms.
why did the dumb cops set the kidnapping victim on the fucking pavement (like she was a stolen car stereo) rather than secure her before cuffing the perpetrators? some nigger could have nabbed her behind their backs and run off with it. and why don't cops in magic illegal alien city have reinforced high tech/magic handcuffs? you'd think they would have enough experience dealing with super strong alien thieves (+why no backup?)
that's not as much a pommels as you probably think of one. it's just a disc at the end, not a weight
swords are boring
Semanians probably don't want doreany to learn magic
they should have a multi national force with peace keepers from both races permanently stationed in that city to help control the population.
The Semanians are allowed to enforce the law but that job is mostly done by the Earthlings
you'd think that a VIP was kidnapped and these two beat cops were doing a bust on a sale that they would be in on it
So is this a different race than terana or is this just a baby of her race?
That's because you only like lolis on the low end of the range
gross
This is all just a set up for buddy cop shit
Because they're racist. Also they didn't know she was a VIP
She doesn't seem to have a hole though.
What is doreany
>Copcraft reloaded
>New story of the police 10 years later >awaiting a new VIP that will cooperate with the police, coming right from beyond the portal
>a monk with pointy ears and blond long legolas hairs
>its jackie chan
Yes please!
Then make one, this isn't hard.
n******
What if instead of a hardboiled detective, it was Chris Tucker?
What happened to him?
What if instead of a hardboiled detective, it was a scrambled detective?
Is it slang for humans?
Make him wear rubber tits and a blonde wig and I will take it in consideration.
Demihumans. Apemen.
Yes, it either means "weak" or "barbarian"
chaCHING!
The OP is so 80s cop show. I love it.
Which one is it
Right is infinitely superior
h*man
Zweihänder ist good for breaking defensive lines of raised spears by the dozen per swing, like twigs. In a duel I'd prefer a light sword and shield anytime.
I'm more of a bastard sword guy myself.
There's no such thing as a "bastard sword", you mean longsword
Bastard sword is an endearing term for a hand-and-a-half sword.
Rick secretly welcomed death. Because he was stuck with a such an incompetent wife.
Is that too much fuzz balls in her hair?
Why is he wearing a respirator while at home? Allergic to cats?
Yeah, the cat probably belonged to one of his war buddies that got killed
No u
Skyrim is for the Nords!
>サンテレサ市警、特別風紀班の敏腕刑事。 猫アレルギーだが、とある事情から黒猫を一匹飼っている。
Yes
>no pommel
Kek its obivous whoever made this picture has no idea about how swords and other weapons are made. The Pommel rarely really acts as a counterbalance. Also man swords like the Katana or the german Langes Messer or Kriegsmessser dont have Pommels either.
Also Crossguard not alwas needed the Ringhole also acts like a Crossguard. Especially in such a modern Enviroment you dont need a Crossguard.
>zero structural integrity
Wrong depending on the Steel it was possible to do things like that and it was done. The Ricasso of many of the later Greatswords of the HRE or the Spains were actually constructed in a similiar way. Though they would not have such a teeth like rippling there it could be still vailiable.
> wobbly ridge to a straight edge
again he has no clue what he is talking about.
This could be the effect of blacksmithing while trying to merge to different kind of steels or it could have been done as a ornament which did exist. Nothing wrong with the blade either.
Looks like a modified Jian from the Han period maybe.
Conclusion with modern Steel such a Sword would be easily to make and would also work pretty well if correctly used since youre not expected to go against Polearms or against other swords(even then still possible and it was done ).
Whoever made that has no idea and should consider sodoku before spreading pseudo-hema knowlegde.
It took me a while to realize the cat was the 'brunette with blue eyes' that he mentioned at the start of the episode
Fuck
You are gonna have to explain the context of that to me.
She came from fantasy-land, her sword should be able to go against other swords. Your argument is invalid.
What is with ex-marine cops?
Oh that's adorable.
But it is black not brunette.
Thats just mythos perputuated by Hans Delmer and other Historians who misquoted Frundsberger.
The original quote went something like " he hacked like the axt in a forest" meaning that he slew them like that, not that he broke the pikes.
Greatswords were good for fending off many people at the same, to defend tight spots or to attack trenches so done in the thirty years war.
Sources for that are de Viedma, Alfieri, Godinho, Diogo Gomez and so on. Basically its your weapon of choice if outnumbered. Because reach beats everything.
It's the easiest job for veterans
politicians are weebs, everyone knows that
Cute Old Man
Read again.
I said its possible and it works without a Handguard though not as good as with one. Depends a lot on the Fencing style.
It was for the sake of the joke. And I don't know what he says in Japanese
>Sherwood Highschool.
Fuck me.
I'm gonna watch the show but where can I get the translated novels?
Anyone got the screen capture of her in the OP in other costumes?
That's adorable.
Limited Millepensee animation. Everything else about it is great so far.
We're going to have you undercover as a prostitute. Yes you have to actually fuck clients to stay inconspicuous
Matoba was born in 93?
How Lafiel is she?
>kidnap fairies so you can grind them up into fairy dust which is like cocaine only better and get rich and high at the same time, that's the AMERICAN DREAM!
fucking gato
Interesting, thanks.
>which is like cocaine only better
Admittedly, I'd grind up fairies for something better than pure coke.
The author gives zero shits about the series
Originally released as Dragnet Mirage in 2006 then rebooted as Cop Craft in 2009, six books released in all that time. The recent ones are all really short too, like half the size of other books. He didn't even touch the series in 2012-2013 because Amaburi was more important to him.
Also there hasn't been a new book since 2016 because again the author gives no fucks about the series
The show feels like one of those "we bought the time slot but can't do what we planned with it because of reasons, let's just use some old IP nobody cares about and make a low effort show" ranobe adaptations like Kurenai.
Feels like the only person who gives the fuck about the show is Murata. Which is arguably enough.
but that's wrong, retard
Is it really never going to get updated?
Maybe he'll drop a half-length book which has one chapter and the rest is stupid bullshit after a few years
again
Fuck.
Just sell the IP if you don't enjoy it anymore. Writing a buddy cop noir shouldn't be impossible for other authors.
For some reason this never happens in Japland.
Stuff has moved to other authors when the original died so that's something
I hate when things that I like or potentially might like are left unfinished or untranslated
Maybe he wanted to cash in on the current isekai craze going on at the moment.
He clearly lost interest in the series around the third book in 2011 while the isekai fad didn't even really start up until 2012.
He better get more interest. Murata didnt even have illustrations in book 6. What the shit
This is reverse isekai right ?
How many episodes is this ?
Looks promising
That really sucks
Man, this anime has gotten me all interested in the series and now I hear this.
Like I said,
>The show feels like one of those "we bought the time slot but can't do what we planned with it because of reasons, let's just use some old IP nobody cares about and make a low effort show" ranobe adaptations like Kurenai.
Kurenai was the fucking best though, they did a show for a series that had just ended with the author literal giving so few shits that the final book didn't have an ending. Not a cliffhanger or a non-ending done on purpose but he just literally stopped writing the book halfway through and they released it as that.
Boy that was a fucking shitshow.
Dimension W is better anyway. And honestly speaking the only thing that would have saved this adaptation would be Umetsu direction and designs.
That's real sad
Maybe it wasn't selling well enough.
I got into the series realtime when it was released and really loved the first three volumes and that Gato went full retard with Amaburi and started fucking Cop Craft over.
I haven't even read books 5-6 yet because he managed to kill what interest I had in the series.
M-Maybe the anime gets real popular
Loli is a bodytype
it help to sell his art books and also help to sell his robot magazine.
based retard
First, Arifureta gets ruined and now this? Fuck this gay Earth
Loli = Petite nowadays
Well unless you are pedo i cant help you with that
Lets all buy the BDs and make it more popular
Arifureta had no value to begin with
Yes, we all know. Don't listen to newfags and people who can only get enjoyment by pretending to be retarded and starting shit.
Yeah, the play off each other really well, it is way better than what I was expecting after reading the synopsis.
Goddammit what a fucking shame and waste of good potential.
Someone in another thread mentioned that the novels completed a full arc, so that should be enough for a full adaptation.
It won't be soon, let's hope the don't green light a new partner project instead.
>implying
Kirill and his brother are more attractive and not watching Double decker for Doug is just wrong.
The gundam project must be under the part of the studio dealing with gundam, Double decker would be under the side that took Gintama, etc.
They might come back to DD once they are finished working on the 2nd season of Tiger & Bunny since they share most of the original staff.
What do most of the immigrants do for work? Is being poor on earth better than being poor there?
That guy was full of shit, what does he even mean by "full arc"?
The adaptation will be fine because the stories are episodic in nature with no real connection to begin with. The author makes it out to be a (fictional) novelisation of an American live action TV series complete with dumb alternate Japanese episode titles that are nothing like the "originals".
do you feeling the grace of our Lord today, Yea Forums?
fuck double decker where the fuck is tiger and bunny
Their world has no entertainment
In any case the culprit of the first case literally goes on a rant about the American dream at the end which explains their mindset
does Yea Forums prefer the long pointy elf ears like kuroinu or the short ones like she has?
>where the fuck is tiger and bunny
They said it isn't going to be done this year and they haven't decided on a director yet but the script is almost half done. The 3dpd movie is also back after the uncertainty last year, I was hoping we got rid of that but we aren't that lucky.
>fuck double decker
Please don't be mean to DD, it did its best user, it was still fun.
I've never even heard a logical argument for the loli is an age side. Age is an arbitrary number when you can draw lolis that are 200 years old and hags that are 3.
What about books or music?
What about strip clubs and drugs?
Does she wear that ridiculous shrine maiden outfit through the whole series
Sticks out like a sore thumb
What about 50 inch TV's?
Not without my 51 inch TV
Right? I mean, entertainment has a wide range and humans have had it since they started speaking.
I guess their entertainment just sucks and also food considering how much she likes burgers
I love criminal underworlds populated by over the top goofballs.
Goddammit now im interested
Where my Shield Hero bros? We moving on to this show right?
There is a new volume coming soon.
>loli elf gets denied entry
>pulls out her sword and slashes dude's necktie
>the sound is actual metal scraping and none of that jrpg retard slash sound
loving the sound direction so far, everything is crisp, in place and cooperating fantastically.
That's a fat ass
You insulting the glorious tradition of the hamburger?
We already went through this in 2016, the UN went "b-b-but think of the WOMEN AND CHILDREN" (while filling their ranks with actual child rapists) and a Japanese feminist group (comprised of actual feminists, not retarded white people) told them to go fuck themselves.
they did it again in that article user that's what I meant
Does she make Matoba's cat her familiar?
How do you put that thing in your mouth?
It's basically middle ages there, only with magic available to rich and powerful. Peasants and most city dwellers can't afford books, if they are even literate. Music is only of folk variety, unless you are important enough to attend court balls with minstrels performing.
When they come to Earth, they are still poor as mice, but there's no longer a caste system to keep them down, no nobles to oppress them, instead they get to try 50k choices of food, 100k genres of music, and a possibility to get rich or die trying.
Just trying to understand why they want to be poor on earth and possibly discriminated against vs being just poor in magic land.
Where i can find the full LN illustration ?
Stop doomposting. Both Murata and Gatoh are tweeting about the show.
First 6 volumes simply completed a big arc. Next volume is coming this year.
>Murata didnt even have illustrations in book 6
Lies.
Nice and 56%pilled
Ok cool. I assume telania wants to stay on Earth because it has better shit?
Thats at the start, nothing in between that and the end to be clear.
Eat it from the top down.
>brown guy taking a nap with newspaper over his face
Based and stereotypepilled
I sure hope you're right
You do realise that it's part of their fucking job to do that right?
Even if the show is animated by blind monkeys and voiced by amateurs who can't act the author will tweet positive shit about it that defies all common sense.
Again lies. is from vol6.
Look at that fuckers face. I always knew FBI was out for the lolis for themselves all along.
Is this book good or just part of Futurelog regardless?
I'd rather just divide the patties into four pairs and get three more buns
There hasn't been a new book for three years.
>Murata letting his lolis only wear one outfit
She's got like a billion of them.
Vol.7 comes out August 21.
Nice job filling your gut up with bread. Unless you mean to share, in which case give me one.
>hurr muh arcs
this retard again
>That guy was full of shit, what does he even mean by "full arc"?
>The adaptation will be fine because the stories are episodic in nature with no real connection to begin with.
She is a knight, eldest daughter of a Duke, she stays because she has a duty to perform. Liking some aspects of living here doesn't hurt, or course.
Cease your butthurt.
It's alright, nothing mindblowing, it's basically your average buddy cop flick but in book form and one of the partners is a loli jedi elf.
Isn't this simply because Gatoh is quite busy? I remember that he was quite engaged in the latest season of FMP so I can imagine that he simply had no enough time for his other projects.
>Loli = Petite nowadays
Loli is the same as it's always been. Newfags in denial and people living in 3rd world countries where cartoon characters can give them jail time try to pretend JC isn't loli. There's also retards like LRD who don't understand it's a range and not just the absolute smallest.
They fight the mastermind behind fairy kidnappings in 6.
More than two patties is too much for me and I'd never put two patties in my burg. Call me a pussy or whatever but making a fucking spectacle out of something as simple as sandwiches just rubs me the wrong way.
I'd go and say that this is the only acceptable case to use forks/knives to eat a burg
Modern Earth is truly a beautiful place
I'm wiping my tears
Yes. He apologized for vol.7 getting delayed few times.
Don't play with my emotions like that
Yeah I agree. I went to a restaurant yesterday and ordered a simple burger while the guys on either side of me at my table had ones loaded with stuff. They struggled to keep everything in the bun while my experience was much more pleasant since I didn't worry about shit spilling out.
What's with people here bringing Gatoh and his series down? Do you want the man to churn out volumes of novels in a short span of time light some ranobe trash?
People just want more elf loli cunny.
She doesn't even seem like a loli, she's just short and chubby
She's cute and funny and that's all that matters.
She does seem like a loli and she is.
She seems stupid, am I wrong?
Do the elf people try to get married on earth to latch themselves into the lifestyle?
Do they get to visit other cities on earth?
Maybe she's 60 years old and it's a diplomatic stuff. She looks like 11th concubine daughter that plays knight, common isekai fantasy trope.
She does look like a loli though. Not our fault you brainwashed yourself into denial
>am I wrong?
yes
She only looks like a loli to me in the LN illustrations but not the anime
Soounds like you're more into JY then. She definitely looks like a and is a loli
What's JY? What's JC?
JC is best
I prefer JK or JD
the new volume is commingthis year.
Obviously the anime was made to promote Vol.7