You can never choose

You can never choose.

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I choose both.

asuka

Miku

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What did they do to my husbando?

Kaworu

Hikari. Easy choice.
>pushy
>demanding
>twin tails
>freckles
>not a mecha pilot

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>Angry psycho girl with abandonment issues
>Soulless clone of some cuck's dead mom
I choose abstinence

For me, it's Rei.

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This.

Misato... or Rei Clone gangbang

Kaworu is the only right choice

Asuka

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Hikari sisters >>>> literally everyone else in this series >>>>>> Asuka > Rei

The human one (hint; you need a soul to be human).

asuka

>I choose celibacy
Fyfy

I think I'd prefer to just masturbate by myself thank you.

I want to be her puppy.

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It's dangerous to fap alone.

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Fact: this old hag would probably try to fuck an eva before she'd fuck you.

I am pretty okay with that.
She likely did try to do that to an Eva already.

I'm going to marry Asuka-chan!

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Shinji

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>damaged goods
>autist

I would choose none, I will probably fuck some random girls since being an EVA pilot is very cool

what a qt

I choose mommy

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truly amman of taste

Yui is best

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Mari. Waifuing Rei is just too painful with all the bullshit she gets and I like crazy.

>You can (not) choose.

I pick Asuka.

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Gendo get off the internet

Both of them have souls.

REI

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No

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I choose Mari.

Can't wait for the Netflix Evangelion live action with black Asuka.

Rei and Asuka are like tits vs ass, some days i feel like i prefer one only to prefer the other on the next day.

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>Rei and Asuka are like tits vs ass
And Mari is like picking thighs instead as superior.

But user, we all know there’s even better.

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>Gendo wanted to destroy humanity over this
honestly i can't blame him

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Does no one like Ritsuko?

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Wrong mom.
Kyoko a best.

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I heard the Shinji Raising Project thing got translated. Why are there no torrents for it?

Maya is the only person who loved Ritsuko unconditionally, and never betrayed her. I hope that Ritsuko realized this, and now they're happy together - either within the Instrumentality, or reborn from it.
This is the kind of yuri I want in my Evangelion, not Asuka x Mari shit.

What kind of man would leave this?

Way too long.

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One who realized his homosexuality

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>explodes

Gendo had planned out the best version of the third impact, so he wasn't really going to fuck humanity over, in fact it was Yui who planned everything and predicted all of Gendo's actions through her autism and did all that she did just to make way to all the events of EoE
Fuck Yui, she was true villain all along

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whoa wait, is this from a hentai doujin, or just some ecchi for the official manga?

Only one worth choosing

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Hiro and moot were right. Gotta go Asuka

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Lie on a bed and test it out, it just looks weird, but the it's actually normal.

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He's best girl.

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Choice is too easy

It's best girl.

Asuka

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Actually the most feminine of the three. Hell do we even know if Rei has reproductive organs? She is a clone after all.

Did Hiro ever say which he prefers???

Is it ethical to rape aryans?

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I think it was basically "If I had to choose, I'd choose Asuka because Rei isn't human" or something to that effect. I don't have the screenshot tho.

There was always another option.

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Rei is infertile.
She probably still has the parts and organs, just no viable eggs or menstrual cycle.

They told me the devil would be attractive

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So....she's perfect.
All the sex we want and none of the rotten little crotch fruit to ruin our lives for 18+ years.

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Well, keyword being "sex we want"
Rei is just gonna lay there and take it until you're done without doing much, if that is your thing.

>I choose abstinence
more like it chose you.

>implying her hips won't be moving on their own

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>Waifuing Rei is just too painful with all the bullshit she gets
Amen. on the other hand giving up means Anno wins, and fuck that.

Reminder that Yui recruited Gendo into Gehirm with promises of 'making a brighter world' Gendo was a good idealistic guy who thought he could make a positive impact in the world and stop the Seele death cult but then he lost her.

Maybe in the beginning. When will they remake Evangelion replacing Shinji's personality with one who would be willing to find out?

You don't know Asuka's stepmom, she's likely hotter and has god-tier blowjob skills.

>rape
One of principles of nazi ideology was that strong people with better genetics should spread.
Their mistake was thinking that them were superior.
Life verified their mistake proving that allies and soviets were indeed superior breed of mankind.
So any true nazi female would want to be genetically enriched by strong american army or red army soldier, for he proved to be superior than german soldiers and by breeding with victors they would better german genetic stock making them more likely to win next time as they would carry genes of victors not loser. It cannot be rape for by their ideology, the semen of the winners is exactly what they want.

>Rei is infertile.
Sauce: my ass.
The mother of mankind is everything but infertile.

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Lilith is the mother of mankind. Rei is Lilith's soul in another body, an infertile body.

She does seem sweet, although I'm a lot more Kensuke than Toji so IDK if we'd gel.

Rei can just get herself a fertile one.

Lilith's power, creating humans included, are found in her soul. Therefore Rei can give birth to whoever and whenever as long as she has my seed inside of her.

There is going to be a problem,she is already full of mine

I choose Shingis mom

Lies and slander.

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I'll take both of these mysterious, faceless girls.

Rei is femenine though

Shinkalion is great and you all should be watching it.

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>He doesn't want progeny
It's over for you user, you'll never make it.

But I am. Shinobu best girl.

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Maybe, but why would you want to downgrade Rei like that?

White pussy for White Men.

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Asuka

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Perfection doesn't exi-...

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Shikinami has the sexiest, tightiest body. No doubt about it.

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Inferior to Soryu in most regards.
And SIRP Asuka has her handily beaten.

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> K-
>Ka-
>Kaw-
>Kawor-
>Kaori Miyazono

Woah, don’t go all Vessel of the Adams on me

>Inferior to Soryu in most regards
Hair color is the only one I can think of, Soryu's red hair is so iconic.

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>>not a mecha pilot
That's gay.

I Just want to watch Asuka hold her bladder past the point that she's near constantly leaking, and even the slightest jostle would bring down the Niagara. Is that so much to ask? Rei would also be hot.

Rei's hair is more iconic. Think of how many caharcters since her has copied it. Asuka relies on the plug suit head clips to make it distinguishable from regular haircuts.

Physical: Shikinami > Soryu
Characterization: Soryu > Shikinami

Soryu's soryus > Shikinami's little shikis

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I've made my bed.

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I agree. I was only talking about Shikinami's body.

Terrible taste. A man who does not like cute tiny titties is not a man at all in my book.

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Real Asuka a best. Fake Rebuild Asuka a shit.

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How can a straight man resist?

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soryu had better legs (when they were on model)

Old hag

By having some self-respect and avoiding thots.

no

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Her mother killed an innocent small child and the mother of mankind.

Shikinami's don't even stay consistently small.
They're only really puny in the decontamination scene and 2.0's plugsuit scenes, 3.0 seems to get a better grasp on not making Asuka change size every scene for once in the series.

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i do, but she's a trainwreck

user what the fuck

Well, she's German

Tiny tits and fat ass is Patrician

>asuka
>thot

I can.

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are germans into that sort of thing or something?

>normalfag young female
>not a fucking whore
Cope.

They're never big, though, it's just that in a few scenes they look like mosquito bites, so it looks inconsistent. NGE is even worse in this regard because they go from not exactly small but closer to medium to looking like two basketball depending on the artist for that specific episode.

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Asuka is anything but a normalfag.

>tfw squatted 495 today and pictured Asuka during the grind out of the hole and completed the rep

My autism knows no bounds

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It is still scene dependent.
They are small handfuls in the scene of her stepping out of the bathroom naked.

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>constantly goes after an older dude
>is painfully shallow and desperate for recognition
>if things went her way she'd be another Misato sleeping around with random dudes to feel good for brief moments
Normalfag garbage.

Asuka always has the body of a 12 year old boy

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ASS LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD BOY

>Oh, look at me, I'm so much more intelligent than Rei/Asukafags, I'm a pussy fucking fence sitter, my favorite girl is [one that appeared in 2 scenes and then died]
Fuck off
Asuka is best girl, always has been, always will be

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I like my Asukas to be healthy.

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Absolutely based and REDpilled

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You would.

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Cute off-model Rei.

Evangelion is my favorite show of all time but I've only watched it once because I won't be able to handle watching Asuka die again I'm legitimately in love with a cartoon character I'm not even exaggerating or being ironic

I'm an Asuka guy but Rei is super cute here

>tender
>caring
>strict
>won't take your bullshit
>loves unconditionally
>will look past physical defects
>loves you for your good qualities not for your status or looks
>will stand by you
>cute as hell
How can the rest even compete? Toji hit the jackpot on the waifu lottery.

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>my favorite girl is [one that appeared in 2 scenes and then died]
I feel so attacked right now.

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I would what?

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Her.

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The only correct choice. Shinji is cute!

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Yes, I WOULD date her, help her through her internal turmoil, then marry her and start a family with her.

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Would what with her?

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>there are people that want to dress Shinji in girly clothes and sodomize him

Never change Yea Forums

There is nothing wrong with her body ratio, this is the standard eva fare.

forgot my pic

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Shinji is a sexual offender.

>Finish Eva and EOE
>Realize I relate to Shinji way too much

You know he'd pass with very little effort.

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I love how Sadamoto gets pissed off at himself on the bottom of the page.

>"I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR FUCKING HOURS ON THESE DESIGNS AND THE BEST I CAN COME UP WITH IS GENDERFLIPPED NADIA!!!"

watersports and all kind of kinky sm is something of a stereotype of germans

We all do, user. That's why we hate him so much. Just remember that it's okay to love yourself.

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Why choose either when Misato exists.

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Rei is best girl

Misato is the coward's choice for those afraid to commit to the actual options.

He is so cute.

Does Asuka listen to Dio?

>All this arguing over Shikinami vs Soryu
>Not loving your waifu no matter what form she takes

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Shinji deserved better.

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No she's a boomer who listens to Bachman Turner Overdrive

i feel like i could help rei, you know? help her learn to love herself and others for real, respect her, when our relationship built up to sexual things take it very slowly and make sure she gets pleasure from it too. im retarded and depressed though and i watched eva 2 weeks ago so i haven't had 20 years to think about it

>Bachman Turner Overdrive
>not Electric Light Orchestra

youtube.com/watch?v=z9nkzaOPP6g

Loving all Asukas!

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We're both wrong. She listens to Falco.

Blue, always.

Der Komissar or Rock Me Amadeus?
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youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA

Because there's only one right choice.

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Does alternate universe Rei count?

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Not sure which is supposed to be the autist and which is supposed to be the damaged goods.

All of the above nigga

I still don't understand why you faggots ship shinji with asuka, is it because of that half ass'd ending?

Self inserting waifufags

Well his other option is a literal clone of his mother, and the show itself shipped them together with Genesis symbolism. But you're right, best ship is with Kaworu.

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But shinji is the most shittiest example for self-inserting
Shinji is garbage tho

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I don't
I ship Asuka and myself

Good otp! the only logical person in this fucking board

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This user gets it

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To me it seems like it's obvious the two had a weird infatuation with each other throughout the show, and Shinji is the object of Asuka's mind rape during episode 22. Plus she constantly sexualizes herself and makes advances on him. It just seems natural.

I don't even relate to Shinji much anymore now that I've grown up, found work and got fit and less autistic. The two of them just make sense.

Ofc my OC self insert is better for Asuka tho

>Shinji is garbage tho
You shut your fucking face. Shinji did his best

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>found work and got fit and less autistic.
Nice blog you fucking massive normalfaggot

Asuka has better porn, so she's superior

>not Nena
Shikinami prefers Peter Schilling though

I'm orbiting an Asuka cosplayer IRL even though I'm a Reifag.

>take Annos advice as a teen/young adult and actually stop using anime as a substitute for reality
>WAHHHH get off my board

Stay cucked nigger

Which of the Asukas likes Kraftwerk?

Is it this Eastern European goddess?

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Maybe you should die first because your shitty blogging really reeks from disgusts. Take your shit elsewhere. Also anno is a fucking hypocrite and only evafags are fucking this dense to believe this "escapists" shit is bad.

SEETHING

Kill yourself and stop baiting

Sorry you're a loser

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>SEETHING
So newcancer
And you still discuss evashit

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Looks like my room

>post cute cosplayer chick
>baiting

?

Yeah. /fit/ Yea Forums /k/ is the patrician board combination ;^)

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You post the same shitty cosplayer everywhere. You fucking loser

/fit/ are autistics you newfag

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It's actually a Swedish girl, but she has Serbian ancestry.

Absolutely halal combo

Does she anger you?

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So are /k/.

What? Why listerine?

Yes and?

>giving a 3dpd any admiration
Yea Forums is indeed transitioning into normalfags slowly
But this faggot said he's becoming less autistic so there is some doesn't add up.

If I wasn't autistic I wouldn't be on this site at all.

But I chose Rei ever since I first watched Eva.

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i dunno if she'd like the machine-y aspect, seems like she'd get impatient with the way the songs are constructed

she'd rock some kiz though

Rewatching it now, and there are a few frames where I question my choice of Asuka over Rei. Rei's smile is super cute.

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She's mine you dumb nigger

I still will never understand choosing Rei over Asuka. You can prefer other characters over Asuka, but between the two Asuka is miles better. Hell you can prefer Rei's design over Asuka's but the complete lack of personality makes her so horrible. I like deadpan girls but I can't think of a single one that is even close to the near 0 personality Rei has.

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Look>less autistic
Then you should just come back full autistic? There is nothing wrong with despising 3dpd.

My first viewing of NGE I was a diehard Reifag. Ever since I watched it again I swapped to Asuka and haven't changed for years and years of rewatchings.

It's fine to like 2D and 3D user. 2D is obviously superior but I can't make children with pixels on my screen unfortunately

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>It's fine to like 3D
No it's not, simple as that. Too much fucking graphic and fuck 3dpd

>but I can't make children with pixels on my screen unfortunately
You don't fucking have to you fucking retarded weakling. BE FREE YOU RETARD IT'S EASY. ESCAPE THE MATRIX DON'T FALL FOR THE NORMALFAG NORMA

You're still a kid user

>wanting children
it's too late for you

Rei got her hair style and personality from chirico cuvie, she's not as iconic as you think

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I believe it's the standard for anime characters to be 8 times the length of their heads

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The choice is obvious.

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Stay frosty asukachads

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Get scopedog faggotry out of here, delusional thinking Votoms influenced more than Rei's shit.

Depends how tall you want them to be, but the average height for your own style should be 8.

I pick kaworu, but my second choice would be rei.

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Choose what, cuddling up to Shinji?
Nice!

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Is that crossdressing shinji?

But that's Shinji's thing.

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>Kaworu not smug headless Mami
>Rei not quiet and intense Homura
>Asuka not fiery tsundere Kyoko
>Hikari not the friendly Sayaka
>Mari not a stinky shit

Best Asuka is defeated, broken Asuka, when she had her breakdown just before NERV intelligence found her.

May I pick big Rei

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Go bigger

Pick only one, fencesitters will be shot.

>delusional thinking Votoms influenced more than Rei's shit
You need glasses user

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Cool random character nobody remembers bro. Call me when jap scholars write essays about his influences on otaku culture.

>that description

It's like if Hideo Kojima made you breakfast. Also nice trips, Beelzebub.

And?, this "random character" already did all the shit that made rei popular and even inspired her which is something a seething newfag like you couldn't comprehend

Strange how this thread has only one post of a best.

>he did it guys I swear
>that's why nobody remembers him
Cope.

>Cope
Have sex

>have sex
Dilate

>Dilate
Go outside

Best Asuka is the one cheerfully smiling as she slaughters scores of JSSDF troops.

based

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why is he based?

hot

But shinji's a boy so it isn't cute and sexual. Also what bathroom has a window, doesn't that defeat the purpose a little?

>autist
What a fucking retard.

>Also what bathroom has a window
I am guessing Misato put it in.
Both to temp Shinji, and to watch him.

I like how none of us can tell at this point

Later in my life, I noticed how she has a strong resemblance to both Shinji and Gendo. I wonder if there will be a revelation that she is Shinji's first cousin.

Even if she is a lesbian and not a bisexual, she is still better waifu material than Asuka.

Any choice between one candidate and Asuka will result in the alternative to Asuka.

Rape is the tool of those without proper genetic traits to spread their genes into the next generation.

The German women did nothing wrong getting abortions after being raped by Soviet scum enabled by gullible British and American troops. Also, the abortion records proved the crimes of the Soviets and does not include Polish women being raped, girls younger than pre-teens being raped, women raped with objects such as bottles, and miscarriages.

I want big rei to shove me up her ghost ass

>nobody noticed that OP screen isn't even from EVA

>Your pseudo-intellectual bullshit
I hope you burn in hell, you subhuman scum. Fucking mutts not knowing a SHRED of history.

Same, but with big Anima Asuka.

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>misato will never try to creep on you while you're taking a piss
>you will get to creep on misato taking a piss

Nah, she looks like a gender-bend Shinji

I see you are a man with retardation as well

which of the many, many, many Eva spinoffs is this?

Who the hell cuts chicken like that? looks needlessly complacted.

What is this, and why is giving me Darling in the Franxx flashbacks?

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>Reality vs Delusions

Let me start by saying that Ayanami Rei isn’t even really a person. She’s a monstrosity made out Yui Ikari’s DNA. The connection between her and Shinji Ikari comes from Shinji being interested to her smell because it reminds him of his mother and the fact that his father is giving her positive attention instead of him. Her personality type in the original anime was a response to the love of typical emotionless and submissive anime girls, and why something like that wouldn’t work in real life. Both the manga and the movie versions replaced that with Shinji straight-up warming her up and making her more human than either her, her in-show clones, or the thousands of direct copies of her in other popular anime.

Rei is by far one of the worst girls in the show, maybe even just in anime altogether, because that was the point of the character. She’s the choice of people who want to escape from human interaction and want a pet to mold however they see fit. Asuka, however, is a real person and represents confronting reality, growing from it, and becoming a better person rather than running away and deluding yourself with fantasies.

I just love how all three started eventually falling on each other. Asuka and Rei even made accidental kiss. We need more Type 8 triads as this.

Not really off-model as this series purposely switches Asuka's and Rei's sizes making Asuka's boobs bigger than Rei's.

>Asuka, however, is a real person and represents confronting reality
But asuka runs away from reality more than anyone else in the series

The image OP posted is NOT from Evangelion. It's from a series called Shinkalion. Hatsune Miku is (sort of) one of the characters. Eva had a dream sequence cross-over episode with it.

Just because rei doesn't rub your nose in her emotions doesn't mean she doesn't have them. Asuka is an in your face brat for autists that can't into subtleties, Rei is less submissive than outright selfless, she'll throw her life away even when she's ordered not to.

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Selfishness is an important part of humanity.

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>just fuck somebody, that will solve all your problems
the female psyche, everyone

>Rei is by far one of the worst girls in the show, maybe even just in anime altogether, because that was the point of the character. She’s the choice of people who want to escape from human interaction and want a pet to mold however they see fit.

Which is why she’s great for a spineless loser like Shinji.

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All that character Rei missed? Asuka’s got that in abundance. In the original anime, Asuka was the example of tsundere characters in anime and how that archetype backfires. Almost all aspects of that have been toned down since the manga and Rebuild movies, with the exception of the constant need for attention that had always been there. She’s the closest thing to a right choice Shinji’s got, but he’s not only too stupid to realize what’s in front of him, he’s also too spineless to take a chance when Asuka all but offers herself up to him, which only frustrates her further. For all her talk, Asuka wants someone to take control of her and take the initiative, something that Shinji can never give her.

That said, Asuka’s got mommy issues, is hot-headed, gets jealous easily, and looks down on everyone who isn’t as perfect as she tries to make herself out to be. With all her humanity comes an endless amount of emotional baggage, most of which never even comes close to getting resolved, although at least in the Rebuild movies she stepped down and was willing to sacrifice her own feelings for Shinji and Rei’s mutual happiness, which honestly goes to show that out of the two, she’s still the better choice. And because of that, Shinji, and by extent most waifu-loving anime nerds, will never get her.

I'm not saying it isn't, but this perception of rei as nothing more than a living real doll is just objectively incorrect.

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Asuka, not even a question.

>One of principles of nazi ideology was that strong people with better genetics should spread.
No, in fact any indication was that they believed that Germans should spread.

>Life verified their mistake proving that allies and soviets were indeed superior breed of mankind.
On what metric?
The war was lost an strategical and tactical mistakes during the invasion of Russia.
In fact, on an individual basis, the red army seemed to be most likely inferior to the German one.

>So any true nazi female would want to be genetically enriched by strong american army or red army soldier
The American contribution to the defeat of the Nazis was roughly zero, they maybe spread the process up, but made no really significant contributions, the war was lost long before D-Day.

>for he proved to be superior than german soldiers and by breeding with victors they would better german genetic
Any true Nazi female would believe in the spread of GERMAN genes, because that was the central core of their ideology and your retarded mischaracterization doesn't really change anything about it.

Evangelion Anima.
A light novel where the mecha designer for the series, Yamashita, goes completely unrestrained with his ridiculous ideas for Evangelion.
Takes place 3 years after an alternate version of NGE where the events of EoE were averted.

Includes Asuka temporarily fusing with her Eva and reverting to a naive childlike state, 4 simultaneously active and independent Reis (3 thru 6) which include a loli Rei and a Rei that turns evil but also wants to fuck Shinji, Hikari as a pilot who gets mind broken at some point, and a genetically engineered loli catgirl Mari.

>Asuka, however, is a real person and represents confronting reality, growing from it, and becoming a better person rather than running away and deluding yourself with fantasies.
He's delusional take him to the infirmary

As for me, it’s Mogudan Rei

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Well, not exactly. On-model Rei is small but not flat-chested.

Asuka’s a real person

>The war was lost an strategical and tactical mistakes during the invasion of Russia.
>In fact, on an individual basis, the red army seemed to be most likely inferior to the German one.
>a single moron challenges a far more numerous enemy
>b-but m-more individually superior!
No wonder your country is full of rapefugees.

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>Rape is the tool of those without proper genetic traits to spread their genes into the next generation.
You're a plebian at rape as psychological warfare. Raping women of an enemy who still fights you is production neutral. They're going to incentivize the people from areas who haven't hit yet to fight you harder.

Rape the men. Rape every man you capture. They will never be able to fight again. They'll be traumatized enough that you don't need to bother executing them. It is the Scythian way.

Rape is also a tool of occupation. After you have already conquered a people you rape anyone to prove you can: men, women, children, dogs. Same thing with random public executions. It is the Assyrian way.

>Rape is the tool of those without proper genetic traits to spread their genes into the next generation.
Chimpanzees rape. When one colony conquers another, they rape their females. The winning females even help the males rape the losing females. Just read about it. Rape is viewed as a natural, biological phenomenon that is a product of the human evolutionary heritage.
>The German women did nothing wrong getting abortions after being raped by Soviet scum enabled by gullible British and American troops
Yeah, they wanted American cum instead. Abort the Russian babies, get the American cum instead. The Germans already fucked all the Russians they could ever want invading Russia.

someone post the pic of asuka and rei eating watermelons

>The Germans already fucked all the Russians they could ever want invading Russia.
>russians

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rei

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>3D

...the fuck outta here with that shit.

It's been two Fucking decades already
Can we just finally stop this shit and agree that misato is best girl?

>The war was lost an strategical and tactical mistakes during the invasion of Russia.
>superior race
>made those mistakes

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Not that guy but what the hell are you saying?
>No, in fact any indication was that they believed that Germans should spread.
So if theoretically it's objectively demonstrated that german people were to be the simultaneously dumbest, weakest, and whatever negative adjective you can stick on them, they'd still want themselves to breed? Doesn't sound very eugenic. Didn't Hitler say slavs are the master race?
>On what metric?
Losing the war. Twice.
>The war was lost an strategical and tactical mistakes during the invasion of Russia.
What "master race" would make those mistakes?
>In fact, on an individual basis, the red army seemed to be most likely inferior to the German one.
Before the Russians got their shit together, they threw conscripts into the meat grinder. The Germans too aren't exactly super-competent.
>The American contribution to the defeat of the Nazis was roughly zero, they maybe spread the process up, but made no really significant contributions, the war was lost long before D-Day.
The war was lost the second it began. Prior maybe. Everyone's contributions were speeding up a crumbling castle's ruin.
>Any true Nazi female would believe in the spread of GERMAN genes, because that was the central core of their ideology and your retarded mischaracterization doesn't really change anything about it.
First off, wouldn't whatever kids they have be half German? Secondly, it implies they are only pro-eugenics with regards to themselves and that they care not for any racial superiority, as they would still choose to spread their own genes even if they were proven inferior. Not very loyal to eugenics.

Reminder

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Mari better be a 4th dimensional being as an explanation of why every spinoff including the old official manga have the need to include her.

Mari is Eva's answer to Q from Star Trek.

Why there's no more fanart of Hikari sisters? They are the hottest characters of the franchise and they are relegated to background tier, not fair.

SIRP didn't include Mari, which is a curious omission for a fanservice manga.
Though that one had odd priority with characters anyway - Kaworu basically vanishes after his intro while Mana got plenty of appearances.

SIRP was written before Mari was even a thing.

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Cute and adorable, but Asuka would eventually get jealous and ruin it.

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people that choose rei have mommy issues

Nope, if you can't be bothered do fight for decades she ain't winning.

>while Mana got plenty of appearances.
And I've yet to read it. I really should.

Misato

Left, easily.

>Asuka would eventually get jealous and demand both of them love her more and fuck her harder
Fixed

No one left her? she an heroed

Because it's a manga for horny boys and too much of Kaworu would make them sexually confused

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This. Asuka would demand to be in the center, sandwiched by both at the same time. She would want to be in the center of pleasure.

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She's a 13 year old girl

The real choice is exceeding the meme dichotomy.

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Shinji is for Kaworu, the girls can have each other

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Kaworu is for Asuka

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>mfw the Germans and Japanese were literally too autistic to win WWII

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Which is the truth and which is the lie?

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Rei is fat!

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delet this

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That's written by a male whose self-insert mouthpiece is a woman.

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>not a mecha pilot

EVERYONE in Shinji's class at the very least was potentially EVA pilot.

Cute, but at the same time, EWWWWW.

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NERV, professional MILFslayers

The truth is somewhere inbetween. Both girls look really tiny in the decontamination scene, even Rei who is the larger of the two has two handfuls, about the same size as Asuka in your pic.

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Cute pink nipples, especially on Asuka.

i dont particulary like Ritsuko, but those 3 seconds of her wearing her swuimsuit really craved her in my mind as a sexy woman

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Through the power of thermal expansion, Asuka can have whatever size boobs she wants for maximum fanbase appeal.

>not wanting Shinji to sodomize you
gay

More like Asuka is for Kaworu

I hate how I still don't have a definitive answer.

Marry Rei
Fuck Asuka on the side

Its an official manga.

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>they already chose each other
What to do?

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Misato

>You Can (Not) Choose

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What the fuck is this retarded rant you're sperging about?

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Misato has only had sex with one person in her entire life.

Oh yes. I love it when they get really touchy touchy.

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Crazy Bitch Index

Most crazy
>Yui
>power gap
>Ritsuko
>Asuka
>Misato
>power gap
>Rei
>class rep
Least crazy

I'm still figuring out if she was incredibly naive, or the ultimate mastermind.

Also, Maya goes below Rei

Most crazy
>Yui
*power gap*
>Ritsuko
>Asuka
>Misato
*power gap*
>Rei
>Maya
>class rep
Least crazy

Naoko should be somewhere up there, as should Kyoko. Also, Is Yui really crazier than Ritsuko let-me-fuck-my-mom's-lover-and-kill-a-tank-of-underage-alien-clones-because-I'm-jealous-of-them-even-though-I-have-a-perfectly-cute-lesbian-lusting-after-me Akagi?

Yui willingly engaged in a contact experiment and abandoned her husband and son just so she could t-pose in space as an eternal monument to human science

She also went apeshit and ate that angel

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Where does Kaworu fit on this list

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Yup, Rei is totally not batshit crazy and hellbent on turning all of humanity into LCL.

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Not the user that posted that but it's more about interacting with her represents confronting reality. She has baggage and a harsh personality that doesn't hold back punches, and she also hurts Shinji throughout NGE as they interact. You have to deal with the good and the bad when you choose Asuka, where as with Rei, no matter how much I like her character, you get a very one note kind of relationship which results in you basically being able to mold her as you see fit.

It's not so much about what she does but what interacting with her represents. I'm willing to bet my left nut that is why Anno thinks Asuka is best girl and doesn't like Rei all that much. It is probably also why he gets thrown into an autistic hissy fit when people choose to escape reality by choosing to fall into hardcore escapism with Rei. She is literally a representation of Instrumentality and godlihood since she is one of the messengers in EoEs Instrumentality. Her godlihood as the mother of all humans from having Lillith's soul also makes her a mother figure, in which abusing escapism with her in the center is basically a return to womb or return to mother instead of moving on and leading your own life.

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I don't see it.
Asuka is always running away from reality and herself, she somehow graduated from college at 13 but isn't capable of defeating a single angel by herself. She physically and mentally abuses the MC. She's the furthest away from reality as you can get, girls like her are not common in reality, rather they get sent to a mental hospital. She's as fictitious as they come.

Saying you should deal with a girl who physically and mentally abuses you is a terrible message. People who are stuck in abusive relationships like white trash parents who drink and beat eachother are not representative of facing reality.

Misato is a much better character for your argument, as she actually tries to get Shinji to face reality with her words and actions. She hurts him but is also kind to him - unlike Asuka and Rei who represent the two extremes to a fictitious degree.

I also don't agree that that's why he prefers Asuka. Kaworu is also one of his favorite characters and he's not realistic either.

Rei was only crazy for Shinji-kun, that's why she let him choose what would happen with instrumentality.

Brainlet here, so why in the fucking world do they have different last names? what did Anno mean by that?

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Asukquanda

Yeah, right.

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Misato if you pick anyone else you are a clown

My personal theory is it connects back to EoE and instrumentality - Asuka is not the only person to change last names in Rebuild.
In NGE, before they married there was Gendo Rokubungi and Yui Ikari, and Gendo took Yui's last name.
In the Rebuilds it changes to Gendo Ikari and Yui Ayanami, and Yui takes Gendo's last name.

Asuka, Yui, and Gendo are the 3 people other than Shinji who are not in instrumentality at the close of EoE.
Possibly just a coincidence, but it feels like it means something.

You sort of begin to understand how she ended up in unit-02 even though she didn't have Yui's intentions.

Despite al the attempts from Gendo and Fuyutsuki to mold her to their whims, in the end, Rei was always doing her job and later logically doing what she was supposed to do as Lilith. The only crazy thing she did was to leave the decison to cancel instrumentality in the hands of someone going through a depression episode a.k.a Shinji.

Even easier theory:
Anno hates Rei, and seeks to undermine her at every turn, Take away her unique -nami last name and give it to Mari & Asuka, diminish Yui by having Gendo be THE OG Ikari. Rei was cool win eyepatch and lance? Give that shit to Asuka too.

AyaNAMI Rei
ShikiNAMI Asuka
MakiNAMI Mari

Get it?

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They're not remakes, they're sequels.

They're neither remakes nor sequels, they're asspulls.

Seriously, would anyone choose Asuka before Rei?
Rei is the perfect gf prototype of someone who lurks Yea Forums.

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Most crazy
>Yui
*minor power gap*
Kyoko/Naoko
*power gap*
>Ritsuko
>Asuka
>Misato
*power gap*
>Rei/Kaworu
>Maya
>class rep
Least crazy

She was always intended to go into Unit-02. IIRC the incomplete contact is what drove her mad.

Patrician reference my dude.

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When did Rei get an eyepatch and the spear again?

>She was always intended to go into Unit-02
Seriously doubt that.

In the first episode of NGE and in the battle against Arael.

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I thought you were talking about something entirely different. Nevermind then.

I don't know what to tell you. She went insane specifically because the contact experiment failed; they harvested the rest of her after she died.

I really REALLY wish to know what those experiments with Yui and Kyoko consisted. How did the manage to extract a sould and insert them into the EVAs.

Yui's contact experiment was also considered a failure by everyone but her. So what I guess I'm saying it that. They had a different idea of what a contact experiment was supposed to be as opposed to what it actually is, they probably thought it was more like a sync test with no additional soul needed. Yui realized that wasn't the case and build a whole scheme to attain godhood around it. But Kyoko probably thought she could do what Yui 'failed' to do. but ended up in the same situation but with a still living body. because that's what happens when you try that. I doubt Kyoko intended to leave Asuka behind to fuse with 02 because she didn't have any schemes similar to Yui's that would drive her to do that.

Thanks fellow chad.

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By turning them into tang. The tang is then injected to the spinal cord of the EVA.

>That gif
>Not peeing inside a bottle on a flowerpot

Is him retarded or just a nu-male?
Do he really need pee sitting?

I'm suddenly reminded of Nobody Dies.

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That's...exactly what I said, yes. Good job on the reading comprehension.

Selecting both is different than selecting neither which would be fence sitting.

I wish that were me.

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Soon

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I'm sure this guy came back from Instrumentality as soon as he had a chance. He certainly ain't having it.

Canon Rei has bigger size than Asuka, SIRP manga made twist on switching that relation reverse.

soon in what way? you writing/drawing something? because otherwise, I don't see it happening. To many people's great disappointment.

Actually Mana has here pretty similar personality to what Mari eventually got.

>this guy
He's got a name ya know.

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>Canon Rei has bigger size than Asuka

>Canon Rei has bigger size than Asuka
In the anime, yes, but not in the original character design.

it varies depending on the scene

We must strip them naked and compare them

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>positive impact in the world and
Kek

which is?

Asuka wins when thermal expansion is in play.

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No you're absolutely right, both Rei and Asuka are two extreme ends of the spectrum and neither are at all realistic. But from the perspective of Shinji choosing from his fellow pilots and peers, I still would say Asuka represents the themes of the show better. She's a representation of the cruelty of reality but taken to the extreme, but also shows glimmers of hope and acceptance throughout the series. It culminates at the end of EoE where she caresses Shinji in the 'One more final: I need you', showing that there is still hope for acceptance and companionship despite the harshness of her character at times.

Rei also serves as a great foil to Asuka by being, as you said, on the other end of the spectrum. While she develops from a more or less 'blank slate' into an individual, much of that development is based around her love/maternal care for Shinji. The people Anno is trying to talk to then use Rei to project their idealized woman onto using Shinji as a self insert. The problem being that this kind of girl is basically completely submissive to the MC and benefits those trying to use escapism as a retreat from reality as she is basically incapable of hurting the main character, which subverts the theme of choosing reality no matter how cruel it is or how much it hurts you.

Of course this is my interpretation and I'm probably wrong on a lot of things since I'm a brainlet

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So was the original manga, and they found a way to squish her into a cameo.

I think Asuka at the end shows that if even she can connect with Shinji on some level, then you (the viewer) can connect with people in reality as well.
I think she was portrayed as representation of rejection and that's why she was used at the end to show Shinji kindness and hope in connecting with others.

I don't think there's any evidence in the show that she represents reality, nor does any character in the show represent it.
Likewise I don't think Rei or anyone else in the show represent escapism either.

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That's from Re-Take right? I read that ages ago. What's going on there?

honestly i don't think discussing the show at all in terms of escapism is quite right either, the things the show tries to discuss play into the appeal of escapism but it takes a much more universal tact

I chose to be a realist.

A drunk slob is probably all I'm ever getting relationship wise. I just hope she's sometimes as energetic as Misato can be.

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The issue is, most people don't deserve Hikari.

Brainlet here, I finished the last episode, what the fuck was that final episode?

Watch End of Evangelion your brainlet.

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There's more than one "last episode".

No, it would be that Shinji is too passive to be on the outside, so he must be coddled and protected.

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so after end of evangelion I'm finally free? can I finally die in peace?

based

No, that's when the real suffering begins.

You will be coming back to Yea Forums/a/ to talk about this shit for the rest of your life. I'm sorry, there is no cure.

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they literally had characters look into the camera and explain what it was about and what the message of the show is

The end is also the beginning. You will never be free.

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S-Senpai?
best girl not in Shinji/Gendo's harem

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I'd choose the one with bigger boobs.

>positive impact
I swear that wasn't intentional.

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Misato. Done

Nope, EoE is merely the end of the beginning after that it awaits you several decades or arguing over Eva and/or its girls (both male and female) and then and only then you die.

Isn't she in Gendo's harem by proxy?

Gendo loves his son very much. He probably willingly shares members of his harem with his son.

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Only Rei, and it's not so much 'sharing' as 'losing to'. Back to Maya, would she be ok with a Gendo/Ritsuko threesome if that was her only way into Ritsuko's pants?

>Only Rei, and it's not so much 'sharing' as 'losing to'.
>implying he doesn't want shinji to fuck rei
He literally tells shinji to get inside his own mom.

honestly probably yes

Was this guy voiced by Sugita? He sounded like him.

1442197722038 Best boy.

No, she had a naive view of Ritchan that didn't extend beyond the workplace. It's clear she didn't have much of a life outside of NERV, pretty sad desu

why are people still talking about this shit anime? Netflix launched this pretentious piece of garbage a whole month ago let it die

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at least she probably had more of a life outside of her job than ritsuko or misato did

The easiest choice of my life.

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>Getting drunk in your apartment isn't living
Oh look at Mr High-and-Mighty here!

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why not

Easy. Cottage solved this years ago

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Best eva hentai ever made doesnt even include those two lmao

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It was AOTS, those usually get talked about until next season's AOTS is clear, so just give it a few weeks and no one will ever talk about Eva ever again.

but Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru is already clear cut AOTS. We need more threads on that

If that's the case there's a chance Eva could be AOTY and then we'll be talking about it until fucking 2020. but that's as far as it will go. it will definitely go into oblivion after that.

Name? Sakura is just below Asuka on the best girl scale. BARELY

>any show is better than cute and lewd girls surrounded by aesthetic as fuark bros in comical situations with a broad and interesting array of personalities
lol @ u my friend

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that worked well for geraldo didn't it?

Asuka.
Now what?

Nope, make em fight.

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Rei is for escapist losers that Anno hates
Asuka is for chads
End of story

>Rei is for Asuka
>Asuka is for Rei
Fixed

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That's not true.

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uncontestedly the cutest eva girl, which is ironic because she never even was a pilot. Shame we didn't see more of her, NGE kind of dropped all the side characters after shit started to hit the fan

>rebuild

[Cottage] EG-M

slice of life NGE ending spinoff when?

youtube.com/watch?v=AsHUH8uBPEQ

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Hitler viewed the war against Russia as a necessity, as he believed Stalin would attack him sooner or later.
Given that his strategy was perfectly fine.

Nobody is flawless.

>So if theoretically it's objectively demonstrated that german people were to be the simultaneously dumbest, weakest, and whatever negative adjective you can stick on them, they'd still want themselves to breed? Doesn't sound very eugenic.
And?

>Losing the war. Twice
Loosing a war doesn't demonstrate the quality of a people, especially not on an individual basis, both times the Germans seemed to be superior on an individual level and were only overwhelmed to to strategical and tactical mistakes and being overpowered in terms of economy and manpower.

>What "master race" would make those mistakes?
Hitler never said that no German could make a mistake.

>The Germans too aren't exactly super-competent.
What does that even mean?
You have to make a comparison for any such judgment and the fact alone that a year after Stalingrad Berlin hadn't fallen is a pretty sure sign that the German army was highly competent.

>The war was lost the second it began.
Most definitely not.
If Moscow had fallen, the USSR almost certainly would have needed to sue for peace, as Stalin was either dead or captured and the likelihood that the Soviet armies Command structure would survive that seems pretty low.
After that D-Day would have basically been impossible, it succeeded (and was only attempted) because pretty much any somewhat competent unit was fighting in the east, as any reasonable person would expect.

>Not very loyal to eugenics.
Believe it or not "Eugenics" isn't about "X race is superior therefore all other races need to be exterminated".
The NSDAP and Hitler were firstly and most importantly German nationalists, EVERYTHING else they are or are not saying is superseded by that.
Their loyalty to ANY other cause is non-existent if it conflicts with the interest of the German people and Germans being raped out of existence is pretty obviously in conflict with German Nationalism.

This portrayal of Hitler and the NSDAP is cartoonish and completely absurd.

I own the figure they made based on that illustration

Asuka's body with Rei personality.

>asuka body with no personality

Fixed

I pick Mana

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I want Mana to drain me

Would Toji be cool or angry if Shinji fuckee his sister?

He'll be pissed off, then she'll berate him, then he'll be ok with it.

Cats love her.

Its a good thing for Kaworu's sake that Ritsuko never knew what he did to that cat. She would make all her other bouts of crazy look like nothing.

Actually I can. And it is Asuka.

Didn't somebody form nevr said that everyone in shinji class could be an Eva pilot

So? All the kids in the class are potential candidates, but the fact remains she wasn't one, unless 3+1 throws us for a crazy fucking twist

Yes, and Hikari was a pilot on Anima.

Name of the comic?

Sisters of your bffs are off limits. Every gentleman knows this.

There is some artwork of her in a plugsuit but that's the most we have.

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Just finished it, and seeing all these years of people shit posting about these two made me think it would be a close race between the two, but Rei is an actual non-character.

That's the joke

100% agree, I'll never understand how this is such a huge debate

But the fight has never been over who gets more screentime/characterization (in which case Asuka blows Rei out of the water), but rather who is the ideal waifu (in which case Asuka's grating personality becomes a huge issue, while Rei becomes an attractive Yamato Nadeshiko type)

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Rei is not actually that type outside of Rebuild which moeified her behavior.

>but Rei is an actual non-character
just because she doesn't bash you over the head with her characterization like Asuka doesn't mean she doesn't have character, brainlet.

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My dick choose both.

>Rei is an actual non-character
Rei matters more than Asuka plotwise, and characterwise she's basically the only character who had a positive character arc and who got better the harsher things got. Anyone who says she's got no character, personality or characterization is a moron. She merely doesn't have a loud one like Asuka does.

Obnoxious western extrovert culture always mistakes loudness for personality.

Isn't the point that they're both more realistic interpretations of classic waifu archetypes, showing how broken they would actually be?
Asuka is clearly dangerously insecure and abusive
Rei is completely unhappy, has no self worth, and unresponsive
I feel like actually idolizing either one is missing the point

>he doesn't know about Shinji Ikari Raising Project

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It was trashy, but I gotta admit I liked the Asuka/Rei rivalry in it

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>comic

Congratulations on your first watch user, now go watch it again and actually pay attention.

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Rei is a plot device, not a character

Congrats on your second watch user, no go watch it again and actually pay attention

'grats on your third watch user, now go watch it again and actually pay attention.

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I concur

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You guys are babies.
Now it takes the 15th watch to realize that Asuka is symbolic of the 1960s space race and Rei is a metaphor for the Earth's water cycle, and that best girl was actually Asuka's step mom.

It would be that obvious if you just payed a little bit of attention first.

She's the only character where I prefer the slight changes to her rebuild design over the original, at least before the timeskip.

Since nobody asked, where is this scene from? It looks too colored for the Eva TV show.

>Take away her unique -nami last name
user, I don't know if you know this but all the characters are named after boats or nautical equipment.

This is the Ayanami.
There is nothing unique about "-nami" (波), it's just Japanese for "wave".

If you want to go into character names, what's interesting to note is that Ayanami and Shikinami are both Fubuki-class ships, while the Makinami is a successor to the Ayanami specifically.
All of these ships are Destoyers.

The Langley, the Sohryu, the Katsuragi and the Akagi are aircraft carriers.

Asuka's name was most likely changed to follow the same theme as Rei's (and Mari's) and so it does not coincide with Misato and Ritsuko's names.
But basically, it's because Anno hates Rei and her having a unique suffix in her name is bad.

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>That pic
Holy shit the nostalgia

I'm on my 23rd watch and it's actually about medieval people's reaction to the black death and how a natural phenomenom tied up to preexisting apocalyptic views in the culture.

It's clearly not from the tv show come on man. Found it in under 60 seconds reverse image search. It's not directly from any rebuild episode.

Rape both and marry the one that gets preggers

I unironically liked the spinoff of Evangelion that was like Madoka. It had a shit ending, thought.

>zoomer comprehension

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Rei is infertile.
Asuka instantly aborts it.

>tfw know all the minor characters name's because I've read waaaay too much Eva fanfic

I hate white korra, she didn't even watch the show.

Is there anyway to buy the complete English dub with 3rd impact?

It is Asuka, as always.

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>buy the complete English dub with 3rd impact
>with third impact
>english dub
>buy
Nothing about this post makes sense.

A true fine gentleman of taste.

>user, I don't know if you know this but all the characters are named after boats or nautical equipment.
I do. still Rei was the only -nami in Eva. then all of a sudden you got both a Shikiname and a Makinami
>There is nothing unique about "-nami" (波), it's just Japanese for "wave".
Other than Rei having the moon/water metaphor while Asuka had the sun/fire one
>But basically, it's because Anno hates Rei and her having a unique suffix in her name is bad.
Unless you're being sarcastic, I agree with you there which was my original point: Rei's uniqueness is been constantly undermined. Like how now she's not a soul passing from body to body, but a clone in a series of them.

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>Asuka instantly aborts it.
Even if you abort it you got pregnant, so Asuka it is.

ok

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OR the others were converted to -namis for the purpose of better marketing and merch, which is also why one of the characters exists at all.