Is this the most impossible anime show ever? It's the unthinkable mixture of a virgin neet's interests.
>The brute force of a tank, the ultimate war machine of mankind
>And cute underage girls you'd like to impregnate.
It's like mixing fire and ice. Have you ever seen a SINGLE WOMAN that was even slightly interested in tanks? Be honest. If you've asked a girl about tanks, she'd most likely say:
>What? let's not talk about war, user
>Ah, a tank has like... tracks and... a big cannon. Scary. Btw, what did you think of the new Miley Cyrus song?
and not:
>The Panzerkampfwägen Ausf. B, aka Tiger II, or more commonly know as "King Tiger" was truly a superior tank of WWII and the pinnacle of German engineering, despite the serious engine problems due to it's serious weight.
Girs und Panzer
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>the ultimate war machine of mankind
I question this.
Hurr durr nukes, I know.
Tanks are still the symbol of war, and 50+ tonnes steel monsters that can squash you like a bug, not to mention their psychological effect.
>steel monsters that can squash you like a bug, not to mention their psychological effect.
That's what they said about heavy cavalry at the end of the middle ages.
>Watch anime
>Girls fly spaceships, pilot mechs and fight crime
>user "Bu-but, girls only like girly things"
Seriously watch more anime
Heavy cavalry became obsolete in the 100 Years' War.
>Be knight
>Fall of your horse
>Can't get up from the heavy armor
>Some peasant with a sword walks up to you
>Get stabbed in the throat
>Hgblurghbghrh
tl;dr Battle of Agincourt I think
Fuck off with this shit on /pol/
Literally everything you said is wrong. May I remind you about the Battle of Patay, or the fact that France won the series of conflicts known as the Hundred Years' War?
>Everything I don't like is /pol/
Have a (You), take a bath, shave your neckbeard and try to be less of a faggot tomorrow, user.
>the ultimate war machine of mankind
I think you mean fighter craft
Without air support tanks are just target practice
Flying drones are the current ultimate war machine of mankind, not tanks.
No.
Battle of Agincourt is British propaganda. They did defeat lots of French knights with a small number of archers there. But they didn't manage to kill a single one by arrow.
It was horribly bad luck that got the French knights stuck and utterly exhausted before they reached the English lines, allowing the Brits to club them to death. And still, so many French knights survived the battle and became prisoners that the English king got scared and had them murdered.
The English forces would not be able to repeat that lucky success, and everybody knew it.
What really changed the position of the knights on the battlefield were repeatable tactics that were employed in Eastern Europe around the same time against German knights. Involving firearms.
What's the problem? It's enjoyable.
Cute boy
>France won the series of conflicts known as the Hundred Years' War
Doesn't change the fact that they got colossally btfo'd at Agincourt.
After the Medieval ages, cavalry in full armor was less and less common.
>basing your hobbies on what women think
Nice GuP thread tho
>>Can't get up from the heavy armor
If you can't life 20kg, you might want to hit the gym. Very carefully, so you don't hurt yourself.
Knights lifted regularly though, so they would not have had that problem.
Like the 220 000 000 $ one that got shot down by Iran?
Don't post twitter shit on Yea Forums.
what order are you supposed to read this in and what is it even relevant to?
>Posts something that proves OP is wrong
>YOU CAN'T POST THAT
OP saying that women know nothing about tanks? Are you stupid?
It's not a great OP but I'll take it
>Doesn't change the fact that they got colossally btfo'd at Agincourt
This was due to mud, and poor discipline. Lovely of you to ignore the later Battle of Patay in which England got BTFO'd by cavalry.
>After the Medieval ages, cavalry in full armor was less and less common
Sure, but they endured quite a long time afterwards, evolving into the Reiter.
Stop arguing about gross 3d womyn and Agincourt and post gups, you fags
The future of war is IFV-focused mech inf, it's effective and economic.
How would your favorite GUP fare at Agincourt?
gups?
i want to have sex with the pirates
With or without a tank?
Why does Yukari look so sad? Does her butt hurt?
She already has a KT in that scale
Delete this
>only female interaction this guy has is with thots
But my girlfriend loves the guppies
Saying that girls like tanks is like saying that boys love flower arrangements.
in his defense cavalry armor would be 15-20 kg heavier. if they couldn't get up after being thrown off a horse it would be due to the numerous broken bones i'd imagine
No need to lie, user
Jesus christ have sex incel freak
>t. projecting incel
>incel
Uh oh!
The guppies are not 3DPD so your post doesn't make any sense.
Of course 3D women do not like tanks. They are not cute and wholesome either. If anime was a realistic representation of real people I wouldn't watch it.
If you would talk to girls as much as i do on a daily basis, you will know that at least 1 in 3 girls knows at least 8 types of tanks.
why is she crying??
I want to kiss her pekoe if you know what I mean
We've been over this. She's crying because the boys gave her a King Tiger and didn't realize she already had one, so now she needs to go to the store and return it. I assure you it has absolutely NOTHING to do with rape.
Isn’t anime supposed to be about oxymoronic, fantastical realities?
but tanks are girly as fuck
what are you on about OP?
IFVs are still expensive. Technicals are more cost effective.
Come again?
>tanks are girly as fuck
Xth wave feminism?
Senshadou produces feminine, fertile wives, just as Abe intended. No (((feminism))) involved.
Why are they on a Königstiger?
To squash puny Shermans
Shermans weren't all bad, at least the M4a3e8 was a solid medium tank. Hell I'd take an M4a3e8 over a Panzer IV or any T34.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING SUBS
WHERE'S THE FUCKING RW CHAPTERS
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MRR CHAPTERS
WHERE'S THE FUCKING ROMANIAN TRANSLATIONS
WHERE'S THE FUCKING PRAVDA TRANSLATIONS
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MUSUME TRANSLATIONS
WHERE'S THE FUCKING DER FILME VARIANTE
WHERE'S THE FUCKING TANK CORNER DER FILM OVA TRANSLATIONS
oh mama
Are commanders required to be blonde and blue-eyed?
You don't get it.
Military stuff and cute girls doing cute things share same audience.
This is why both are mixed, even before GuP
You can like both you know
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>tfw no history-minded gf
> girly as fuck
I am ESL but can't tanks be referred to as "she" in English? Same as for the ships.
In English you can refer to any "thing" as a she.
My car is a she
Cute lass.
No but clearly it's recommended.
Mako is sleepy!
>Girs und Panzer
>Girs
I can't read moon, what is cutelass saying?