Oh shit I'm sorry

Oi m8 do you have loicense for that quick wank?

If you're gonna quote gay porn quote it right.

actually its youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI

Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they're such good size and all.

happy now, faggot?

>Mari Okada

>Talks about liking trains
>Has a train poster in his bedroom
>Has fucking TRAIN TRAIN blasting in the background

>"It was a bus"

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ye, maybe he doesn't like trains that much

Maybey he expanded to public transportation in general

Who's that?

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Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.

is this anime good tho? i am a working class wage slave and don't have much time for anime desu

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My daddy told us not to be a namefaggot

but what if my daddy gave me a name? shouldn't i be proud of it?

nah

Maybe he gets off a little from NTRing trains

What's with girl's overreaction? She should've apologized for the intrusion, it's like, yeah, people think about sex, because they think about it you were born idiot.

The moment she dropped his dinner, she realized his obsession to trains were no coincidence...

>see dude jacking it to trains
>just stand there
>seconds pass
>minutes
>then
>she drops her spaghetti
I don't know, but the timing here was all kinds of odd.

She's just frustrated man. Ever since some dumbass at her school mentioned sex her entire world has been turning upside down and she's just sick of it.
Try not to speedwatch next time, I won't be around forever to explain these things to you.

Because she thought that he was still the same as he was when they were kids and at that moment she realized that her friend is not the same innocent boy as he was when he was a kid.

this, is not that hard user...

The blonde wants a train, doesn't she?

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When is she going to realize she has a crush on him? I don't want a whole season of denial just so that in the very last few seconds of the series she realizes it and the it fucking ends.

Most dont jerk it to trains

He had it hard

he was wacking it to chikan porn user...

More like youtu.be/25m3Gk7mRQM

That takes place on trains

You could say he has a wicked train of thought.

im pretty sure it was on a bus

Is this another masturbation discussion thread?

What are those strings behind him

I can't believe some people out there are this retarded.

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duh retard he was blasting the music so the moans wouldn't be heard, you brainlets are obviously over your heads with this crap, why don't you go watch naruto or something?

Yeah, I see that! Daddy gave you good advice

Speak for yourself you piece of shit CIS white male.
Wake up already, it's 2019, fucking child... Trains is okay now thanks to the LGBT movement.

I kinda think this is gonna be my favourite anime of the season, and not just because of the sex

>not joining in
This is nothing like my hentais

Fuck off Carlos

I'm honestly suprised how the guy handled the situation.

>be me
>14 y/o horny teenager boy
>ask a friend at school to lend me his CD full off 260p porn videos and hentai clips
>go into my room and close the door
>insert cd
>use headphones so noone could hear anything
>explore the hentai folder and pick one clip at random
>start the engine
>finish it inside my sock
>"spider senses started to tingle"
>look behind me just to see my sister inside my room, putting a face like she was looking at walking garbage
>remind i didn't lock the door
>sister makes angry noises and forces me to give her the cd >told my parents about what i did and got punished for a whole week

How should have he?

>forces me to give her the cd
Jealous cunt

Stare and finish while moaning

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He should have told her he was just checking sport scores.

Choo choo yeah

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So from which studio did the refugees in Lay-duce staff come from? Seems to be the trend on these new studios like E'zola (which has TMS staff IIRC)

It was actually a bus porn as revealed later. He doesn't fap to train just like how some user doesn't fap to his waifu but fap to character that are similar to her.

Calmly stand up and splunge all over her stupid face. Spaghetti drop immediately.

This is such a trite cliché, it only works in a comedic setting, like the naked gun or something like that. But here, they do it in all seriousness. Seriously. Holy shit. How the fuck can anyone be this detached from this world.

That's fucking stupid. Purity fags are all mentally challenged, I fucking swear. And the cognitive dissonance is worse than with women.

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>Comedic setting

But it it? The fucking montage of her seeing stupid shit as something sexual with a Blue Heart song on the background didn't tip you off?

is this a drawn together reference?

It IS comedic you nerd

>The fucking montage of her seeing stupid shit as something sexual with a Blue Heart song on the background didn't tip you off?
That was supposed to be for funs and giggles? Well. Japanese "humor", once more, just goes straight over my head.
You guys were all laughing and thinking, shit's hilarious, during this part?

Yes

SAUCE

hmmmm, like this?

boku no pico II: summer season

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Stop baiting newfags, it's not nice.
It's actually Shoujo Ramune EP2.

>be me
>be in other user's situation
>dumb bitch sister creepin on me jerkin it
>now she wants my pornos
>tell mom SHE'S the pervert

you aren't thinking like an anime MC...

>the cognitive dissonance is worse than with women.

>Masturbating with flexed knees
BASED

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youtube.com/watch?v=4X7QK7Wx5bY

At least he wasn't caught fapping while he was crossdressing

you wanna tell us something user?

You have sense of humor cancer

Yeah why not?

Train! Train! I love my station.

It doesnt count as being a tranny if it's just done for sexual gratification and nothing else.

I'm just saying that most of us have masturbated with "physical aid" from our sisters/mothers/cousins/next door neighbor at some point out of curiosity.

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How can you tell?

yeah, no.

You gotta tell the story now user.

Imagine having Kamen Rider Den-O, Toqger, Thomas and Might Gaine in your porn folder

It gets bigger when I pull on it.

nope I sure didn't

>that most of us have masturbated with "physical aid" from our sisters/mothers/cousins/next door neighbor
>that most of us
>most

Hah.

My storytime-senses are tingeling

This got an anime?

>physical aid
I think he means clothes, like panties or bra.
I used to steal the bras on campus, and fap with it.
And then return it after I slightly bend the underwire, so it would be uncomfortable to wear and the women would be forced to re-adjust it more frequently.

no that screenshot is fan-made

I went to college user. This sounds like bullshit.
You better tell me you were on laundry duty at catholic school or something, or this makes no fucking sense.

Obviously bras don't just lay around on campus, women leave it there.
Many women take part in campus streaking, but some of them are shy and show up in bra & panties but give in after a while for peer pressure and alcohol.

>campus streaking,
I never saw any of that shit

Too young.

what is this from

youtube.com/watch?v=xnwmIKjysn8

rip in peace

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Araburu Kisetsu no Otome-domo yo

Well, that must have been fun oldfag-san. I'm pushing 30, and SJW horseshit was already in full swing when I started college in 2008.

I hope the current generation fixes it, but I thought mine would and we didn't, everybody just got jobs, sucked the dicks of cucks in power, and joined right into the machine of stopping free speech and fun WORLDWIDE.

I'll never understand Cucks and SJWs. I've literally had worse, more fucked up shit happen to me personally, sexually, economically, and emotionally than any of these idiots. They just want to make everyone else as miserable as them.

It goes both ways bros.
SJW's are trying to fight back against the man whose dick people are forced to suck.
They only take it to the extreme.
The other side IS the man and do nothing but averting our eyes from what's really happening by bringing up anti-racial memes.
As if you won't be back on your knees wearing lipstick and make-up after all the non-whites are gone.
Pick a side or fuck them all, you choose

>fapping to chikan
Shit taste.

get off this board

I want a hot girl to catch me masturbating so badly, to bad I live alone and girls don't like me.

>SJW's are trying to fight back against the man whose dick people are forced to suck.
They ARE the man whose dick people are forced to suck.

I was once caught masturbating by my dad.

I disagree.

SJWs are the ones in power. It's not 1980. The world is ran by former hippie babyboomers who are fucking idiots with no morals. If old religious people still run the show where you live, congratulations, you live in the middle of fucking nowhere. Every major city has a democrat mayor, and all of them are actively changing laws to allow homeless people to have designated shitting streets and to do drugs outside in the open air.

Basically, rich rich rich so-called liberals turning the whole country into New Orleans, a literal cesspit of disease and poverty. I'm not who you think you're talking to either, I'm a registered democrat, not racist, and I don't post /pol/shit. My party is out of control. I cringe every time I vote republican, but it's necessary. Democrats aren't natural liberals anymore, they're totalitarian fun police who want to live in a gated community while homeless people who provide them cheap prostitutes shit on the street outside.

That's enough of that, please.

Most business owners I know have been voting right-winged for decades.
I will admit that it looks like the left is taking things too far, but with an population that is growing larger in numbers and more diverse you need new regulations and these take time to implement and work.

It's easy to say, well screw it all, let's leave things as they are, but that's not progress and impractical.
We have problems with the homeless in the big cities as well, because we have open borders, but it's thanks to those open borders that the other countries can contribute to our economy.
I'm not against rounding them up and locking them in some sort of community. We've remodeled shipping containers and housed students in them. We might as well do that for our homeless. I don't know how it's where you live, but they're doing next to nothing for our homeless youth. I used to buy a homeless kid bread when I went to work in the morning. Haven't seen him in a while.

So, what I do agree with is that we need less right and left winged people in the government, we need the center-party.

>metrosexual

Is this shit even worth watching?

Oh shit I'm sorry

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what a fucking trainny

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Kek

Imagine the SEX

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youtube.com/watch?v=GnrwM7vFn_U

>It's just like my JAV!

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Yeah, it's not meant for here.

Just know there is a reason the world gets worse every year, and until you understand that it's at the nexus of capitalism and power, and that no one with any real power right or left actually is fighting to end capitalism, you won't understand why.

>we need less right and left
The exact opposite is the problem actually. Right and Left wingers are too idealistic of cunts. Sometimes proaction (left) is objectively the right thing to do, like if ants are fucking about to infest your house, you spray the perimeter for ants. Sometimes reaction (right) is objectively the right thing to do, you don't shoot a rapist until after he rapes someone, you can't just say, for example, "All rapists are negroes" and round up all negroes, which would be proaction (left), and was what the KKK (dems) actually did.

Parties are shit, we have them because the American system is first-past-the-post, winner-takes-all, you only need 50.00001% to win, so we have 2 parties. They just need to be less obsessed with their end of the political spectrum.

I'll be frank with you, I don't have any sympathy for the homeless. I grew up in extreme poverty and am a recovering alcoholic myself, most homeless people are choosing to live lives of transience and drug abuse and are being enabled by liberal politicians. Open Borders are literally slavery. The homeless drug users would have had low-level JOBS 20 years ago, now slaves from central america making $2 an hour have those jobs. It's all a scheme to suppress wages. You're right, it's all technically right wing, but all the democrat donor companies are behind the same scheme. You have to think of Elites as enabling illegal immigration, not dems or repubs, or you'll get nowhere.

We should drop this. I value your perspective, but this isn't the place for it and I have a feeling we are accruing reports.

She went in uninvited, then proceeded without permission to move about in the house freely and went straight to the private bedroom of the poor boy and barged in again uninvited. All the while she barely notified her presence.

This bitch is straight up creep and a criminal pervert. Fuck her and her pretentious prude ass.

She should just give up her virginity to the kid as partial compensation, then later on beg him to accept her as his concubine.

Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks, 'specially since they're such good size and all

>faps to chikan
>a girl willingly replicates his fantasy IRL
Lucky bastard is living the dream

Hmmmm!

Sometimes, I pull on it so hard I rip the skin.

I NEED MORE EDITS
webmshare.com/play/voODD

You might be insane. What is that doomsday shit

why does he sit like that?

I want to fuck the blonde

I live in a dorm right now and the postman confused the room numbers, which is why I had a cheerleader skirt from amazon in my mailbox one day. I sometimes wear that while fapping and now I crave more.

Is this AOTS?

won't go into detail here, but you need to start paying attention dude. Shit is really bad. Even in our little circle of the internet, every hentai site on the entire internet is being fraudulently DMCA'd by some prude with a chip on their shoulder, NOT FAKKU. /h/ has threads about this if you want to read more.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
NO NO NO NO NO!!!

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST, IZUMI-KUN YOU ASS!!!!

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Is this the same character?

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Sadly, he's not wrong.
>t. Califag

Im juat reading this manga to see if the tiny girl managa to fuck the sensei.

Also want to see if the megane (now not megane) also lets herself to be dicked by the guy that confessed to her.

Well my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your hands.

Cali's "designated shitting streets" started when Twitter made a deal with the city to have a bunch of porto-potties removed from a homeless district that had been installed by humanitarians. According to Twitter, they were an eyesore. Of course, the homelessness situation directly relates to tech employees raising property costs to the point that anyone who makes under $50,000 and doesn't chose to leave town is homeless.

You actually can't make this shit up. I'm not trying to convince any of you to vote for anything, just to look up what is happening in Cali and Oregon. There are already documentaries about it. Try, "Seattle is Dying"

would you show me?

Estare encantado de hacerlo

>not throwing the cum sock at her and winning the battle

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I've seen this image for years and only JUST NOW noticed the shit going up his nose

Who the hell covers their dick while jerking ?

>jizz sock hits dumb bitch sister
>final fantasy battle fanfare starts playing

I do - mostly I just cum into my boxershorts instead of having to care where the spunk lands

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>not raping her instead.

Fag.

What the fuck do you do? Let it splash all over your keyboard?

Can't rape the willing.

>do this for years
>always feels disgusting later
>tell myself I won't do it again
>it's just too convenient

I think a lot of 3d females do that too.

>not knowing how to not cum while orgasming
cross your legs and pull up using that muscle below youe penis. it may take multiple goes but you'll get it.

I lean back and cum on myself, just wipe it up after

kek, picked up

I tried that once but just came all over my own thighs. Very strange visual when I looked down.

No offence, but that's fucking disgusting my dude.

Perfect way to fuck up your nutbladder. Do not listen to this man.

I've been using paper towels, tissues, even condoms for masturbation. Onaholefags, please save me from this wastefulness.

I sure do enjoy wet dreams man

Its my own cum, why would I give a shit?

Fair point but I counter with
>Seattle is a shithole anyways

You also can't just remove people who make money from your city

>condoms for masturbation

how the fuck does this work, I've heard of this and it seems like a rookie mistake. If you really need a makeshift onahole, look up how to make one with a towel and surgical gloves.

I'm sorry user, I can't reply about that, we're talking masturbation aids now, I hope you understand.

None taken, but I don't think so. It's easy to clean up, doesn't dirty anything.

lmao just lick it up dude, no need for socks that end up smelly and crusty

>armpit peeking out of sleeve

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What is even going on here?

user, I'm gonna be real, I think you're too young to post here. For your own safety, you should leave now.

Fuck you, I'm 22. Just answer please.

I heard this is reverse NTR (girl gets cucked).
Is it true?

Can someone tell me where the fuck I can find the manga past chapter 15?

Kinda, but not really.
Blonde slut tries to seduce the train-kun but in the end he is a good boy.

>This bitch is straight up creep and a criminal pervert. Fuck her and her pretentious prude ass.
She's his childhood friend, personal space become a hazy concept when you're with a person for a long time.
My brother have caught me masturbating and I've caught him masturbating.

>he is a good boy
Lmaooooooooo
Nah, the childhood friend is friendzoned, that's for sure.

Gay

Sometimes font want to clean an onahole

He's edging, JAV (or hentai in that case?) last for 2-3 hours on average.

>not locking your front door
first mistake
>not shutting your door
second mistake
>feet on the desk
third mistake
Terrible masturbation technique see me after class.

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>dat armpit peak
And the fag faps to chikan?
Is he gay?

this, my masturbation technique has been refined by having to share a room with my brother (no homo) for the most of my life so i fap on such a stealth mode i can pretty much masturbate whenever wherever, that guy is an amateur

3d females don't ejaculate

Think of it freudianly, jacking off to trains means he is obsessed with phalluses.

He's gay

>cum on myself
That's gay and wasteful.
At least swallow it.

what chapter is this?

>Terrible masturbation technique
Lelouch confirmed anal virgin

Fuck, I'm fapping right now and I bet you faggots couldn't even tell. Get on my level.

It's straight, unless my load is high-powered and I hit myself in the face.

>The Virgin Childhood Friend vs. The Chad Blonde Slut

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>I'm going to take Izumi-kun's virginity, and there's nothing you can do, Kazusa.

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>Ch30 is ou where is the raw

Same. Just letting it all spray gives me the most pleasure. I don't know why.

Truly, a man after my own heart.

I hate the 2nd hand embarrassment I get from okadashit
dropped
i'll see you next episode

i fapped to this scene

You could learn a thing or two from this anime.

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>okadashit
Aw shit, more intensive to pick it up.

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This user got it right

I fapped to this post.

>walks into his house uninvited
>enters his room without even knocking
>stares at him while he masturbates
>slams food onto his floor
>storms out as though she has been wronged

What a bitch.

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you're welcome user

More like
youtube.com/watch?v=uJHRtklMRwc

She missed her opportunity

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Do you even understand the difference between getting wet and ejaculation?

I like seeing how high it shoots up, and base my level of satisfaction on how high my cum rockets.

At least she didn't accuse him of raping her eyes and mind.

>didn't scream "kyaa ecchi" and slap him
Shit anime

Semen has water in it

My point is, both should clean up after masturbation.

>he didn't scream "kyaa ecchi" and slap her

100x better, desu.

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This, LHscan and similar sites don't have it, all the image links are broken

Based.

This was fucking uncomfortable, probably because I'm a virgin.
Are japs liking this?, I can't picture japanese otakus liking this show.

This show is for alpha male only

She's about to blow 10 guys at once and have them all cum on her face.

>Not having the back of your monitor faced to the door.

Had my dick in my hands a couple of times people barged in. No one saw the deed. But having to do a charade with my hips to hide a boner is another thing.

Don't listen to : He's a digusting perverted faggot
They're just going to play the japanese version of Simon says

Dead thread, and literally a dead manga? The raws are nowhere to be found and nobody gives a shit about translating it despite this being a currently airing show. Hilarious.

Theres a reason no one wants translate it or scan raws

i hate him fuckin ntr

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???

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Thank you.

I just read the panda on my phone while laying down in bed and cum onto paper towels on top of my stomach. Then I just toss them and go to sleep.
It's the most comfortable way for me. Can't even fap at my PC anymore. Am I the only one who does this?

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I can't unhear this shit

Yeah laying down is nice

>pulls down shorts
>doesn't pull down underwear too
???????

Why even pull the shorts down to start with then?

>not taking the doorknob out of the door

his underwear is by his pants

>fapping in bed
>fapping with your body in a horizontal position in general
Jesus Christ, am I the only patrician here who wanks standing up?

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How he get out

be honest anons, have you ever
>walked in on someone fapping
>been walked in on while fapping
im the former

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did you help out?

Came close to being walked in on, but I had a blanket and it was winter.
I'm sure he suspected something, but he never can prove in.

The real question is, which one is more embarrassing?

I see that now. What is that white thing supposed to be then? A towel?

presumably a tissue to catch it? idk..

I have to because I onky jerk off in the shower. No cleanup.

Just watched this. If this shit doesn't make you smile you have no heart. This show oozes soul. It's fucking blessed, guys. Completely caught me off guard.

Paper towel. I use the same technique too

>Sugawara-san
BASED

Nigga made the right choice. Fuck the childhood friend, dumb bitch lmao.

Kazusa deserves it, she's a fucking dumbass

Yeah, I was grinning like an idiot at the end. So glad I went into this blind.

Walking in on someone. When someone walks in on you fapping and you don't stop only the other side will get flustered

stop baiting
>"you wanna sex with me?"
>"no way fag"

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Their faces after he said that lmaooo
How can the Childhood friend ever recover lol

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He was being modest here you nigger.

>I-I WANNA FUCK YOUR BLONDE FRIEND GURL
Alpha move right here lads.

>it's NTR
DROPPED

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picked up

Can't you really blame this dude? Blonde's seduce game is too strong If I were him, I'd pick the blonde too.

what it say?

Americans are truly disgusting. With an intact penis you can just pinch your foreskin shut and then wipe everything off with a wet paper towel. Leaves no mess whatsoever and allows you to masturbate in the most efficient manner possible.

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Spoil me Yea Forums, do any of the girls eventually fuck in this? Not even the weirdo short one that has online sex with the teacher?

>dry hum*ing

>Seduce your best friend's boyfriend because she wants to
>Messing with that old pedophile dude just for fun
She's a slut (virgin) version of Akane from Scum's Wish.

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The teacher was about to have sex with the shortie but he couldn't get a boner

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God I want to impregnate her against her will so bad

Yes.
There were a few sexual jokes already in the beginning of the episode

Later
Kept on going

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What a beta fag, shortie should at least tried sucking.

God I wish I were this guy. He gets all the bad bitches.

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Does Okada know what a blowjob is?

How small is your penis? When I'm fully erect, my foreskin can barely reach the base of the glans, never mind covering the mouth.

Reminder that Okada lived with her boyfriend for a while (which is frowned upon in Japan), so it's 90% likely she's not a virgin

You never know with the japs

She literally ran past a restaurant that said Big Wang

Yeah, I saw that. Still doesn't make it funny. The whole scene had drama, not comedy vibes. Just how autistic are you guys really? Three?

>make a series about girls discovering sex
>none of them have sex

What's the point?

It’s frowned upon by otakus. I’m sure nobody else aside from crazy traditionalists care, especially when considering she’d piss off a lot of her fans by getting engaged/married.

I laughed my ass off through the whole scene. Sorry that not everything is as cut and dry comedy vs drama as it may be in Gabriel Dropout or whatever low IQ anime comedy you watch

>not using a cum jar
you'd think japs would know better than gaijin amateurs

It's kinda making a series about pirates finding a treasure but they never come close to find said treasure.

So this is basically the new One Piece?

Yeah but pirates not finding the treasure don't leave me with blue balls

Because it's a shounen manga.
The raws have furigana to make it easier for kids to read.

An average 6 inches. Maybe my foreskin is too large?

once Gilligan gets off the island the show is over.

>The whole scene had drama, not comedy vibes.
You seem to be implying you can't have both. That is wrong.

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>listening to music while masturbating
do people do this?

proof imouto >> onee-san

>fapping to chikan
A man of culture.

people who are used to using squat toilets have more powerful orgasms with flexed knees

traps are NOT gay. wearing cute skirts and bras with tennis balls sewn into them does not make you any less of a man

I hope blonde bitch dies before the end of the manga.

She can't die before achieving his dream of getting fucked.

>his
Her, I meant her; don't know who I was thinking about, but it definitely wasn't me, I swear.

>I laughed my ass off through the whole scene.
Sure. Things are often comedic by accident. Especially with hack writers like this. Still doesn't make it a comedy. And this clearly is not a comedy. At all.

It's not about the treasures anyways, but about the booty you find along the way.

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Izumi and Sugawara honestly have better chemistry
Kazusa is way too cringy around him

Freudian slip

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>none of them have sex

Whoa whoa whoa. I might just have to drop this. Do they ever get close or in compromising situations?

Do you ever wish you had a little sister, just so she could walk in on you masturbating, act disgusted, and then force you to keep going while watching curiously?

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Tell me what train-kun was ACTUALLY fapping to.

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She's still figuring things out, and she needs to figure it out with her childhood friend. Blonde slut's a boyfriend stealing bitch

See

into dudes , impotent, or has incredibly bizarre sexual interests?

that's the best you/the show can offer? oh boy..

isn't she just going pump and dump him?

Well he's said, I think a few times, that he's not into high school girls. I guess maybe he wasn't actually lying.

Based sensei prefers women his own age. Highschool brats can't possibly compete.

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well if you are not into what a heterosexual man would be then...

Dude just wants to fuck a developed woman ripe for breeding

TWAIN TWAIN
I’m ready for Okada’s Wild Ride.

anime

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How can you fags have low sense of foresight? Is this your first anime or something? The tone of the series is more SoL and coming of age like Hanasaku Iroha and less sexual/dramatic ala Kuzu no Honkai (I don't even know how the hell did the comparisons with that series even begins). Expecting sex in this kind of series is fucking retarded. Did you expect ALL slice of life anime depicting girls' personal issues to have sex?

No, but this one is specifcaly about girls growing interest about sex, so it would be natural that at least could end with one of them finally doing it.

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Dude can you train my turtwig into a torterra? like lvl 100?

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he's so cute

Well let's see, a shorty has cybersex with her teacher, flashes her panties to him, and tries to suck his dick but he cant get it up for her.

While the childhood friend gets cucked by the cool blonde girl. The one who starts the series saying "I wanna have sex."

Kinda makes you think, no?

but why?

or he just has a tiny pee pee

>TFW hot girls will never smile and blush while staring at you and imagining you fucking them.

Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!

a nice boat

Fapping to Yea Forums, exactly like you little lewd nasty boys

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who here hasn't?

Wasn't there a planned reboot for naked gun and the actor that was planned to replace him was that dentist from The Hangover, the one who got fucked by the shemale in thai in the second movie.

the hell with reboots and remakes

this anime is so fucked up everything everyone is so degenerate

It's Mari Okada, what did you expect?

Have sex.

I dont know who that is

The best writer in the anime industry.

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It's what trending on hollywood right now. I don't like it either. And that actor that was planned to replace the late Leslie Nielsen wasn't that funny either. I really hope they scrapped that project. I'm just asking whether the reboot does exist or has it been scrapped, because I'm pretty sure I read about it a few years back.

Wait is jacking off with your legs straight the norm?

No, only beta males do that

I once got a knock on the bedroom door mid-fap and answered it without breaking my stroke.
Married life is nice.

former, yes
the latter, not really, unless me rubbing my crotch because it "felt good" as a little kid counts

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>Naughty - Dirty, Broken or Misaligned

L-lewd

i winder what is that user doing with his life after telling his secret to the internet

peasant

getting caught is honestly the most humiliating thing one can experience

greentext ?

Is the manga good?

ive never been caught before just saying my feelings
if i were caught i would probably kms from embarassment

>these newfags are allowed to post on Yea Forums
>no one even calls them out
jesus christ, we've been utterly taken over by MALturds and worse

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Yes

what are the animes of the "conceivable netorare" and "unrequited love" ?

American pie: the anime, written by Mari Okada.

If only it was that well written

YOU GO GURL

Surely you can't be serious.

You just KNOW they are going to have sex on a train one day.

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How Train-kun can be so chad? He gets caught fapping yet on his way to get prime blonde pussy.

I jerk off cross legged.
>Perfect spread of my mass across the chair so I don't fall, slide or make too much noise
>Legs naturally open, providing easy access to my dick
>Sometimes balls slap against legs, providing extra stimuli

I've never done that.
However when I was a little kid and used to masturbate before I knew what masturbated was, I'd just openly hump the living room carpet.
Like, put my arms at my sides and rock forward and back and up and down to grind my cock against the rug.
It was through my underpants so I never got rugburn. It took me a while to realize it was sexual.

After that I still jerked off wrong until I was 18. I'd only seen videos of women masturbating, since I didn't want to see dudes masturbating, and since I didn't have friends it's not like I could've known.
So I tried to imitate the movements of female masturbated and and rub the base of my dick. Since I'd do it while on the toilet, when I'd get hard I'd have to stop because my wang would get caught on the seat.
It usually took about an hour to cum each time, and I almost always came flaccid since I couldn't get it in the toilet bowl while hard.
Believe it or not, cumming while flaccid is possible from first hand experience.

When I was 18 I was tired of getting cumstains on my sheets from humping my bed instead of the floor, and taking an hour in the bathroom, and by then I had figured out how dudes masturbated and I eventually got it down.

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I hope he cucks that komari look alike

God I wish this was me.

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I close my foreskin so it doesn't get out and go to the toilet

You can't close your foreskin when you're in erection. That technique only works when peeing.

Their relationship is cute user !

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Type 2

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Isn;t the manga by drawn by the same artist of AraOto with a different author that has the MC having like 9 love interest interchanging from his school years untill his adulthood? I remember seething very hard at this shit

I see. Very convenient.

>An average 6 inches

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How about glasses class rep?

She's best girl ; she stays pure.

I had a horrible foreskin accident when I was young because it got caught in my shorts and fused into my urethra. It changed me as a man.

Will this series hurt me? I'm sad enough.

Yes if you're a virgin

>The Becky Childhood vs The Blonde Stacy

I didn't really get this scene, it was too subtle I think

kek

Train = Benis
Tunnel = Bagina

>Niina's favourite book is Story of the Eye
>Story of the Eye consists of several vignettes, centered around the sexual passion existing between the unnamed late adolescent male narrator and Simone, his primary female partner. Within this episodic narrative two secondary figures emerge: Marcelle, a mentally ill sixteen-year-old girl who comes to a sad end, and Lord Edmund, a voyeuristic English émigré aristocrat.
>Simone and the narrator first consummate their lust on a beach near their home, and involve Marcelle within their activity. The couple are exhibitionists, copulating within Simone's house in full view of her mother. During this second episode, Simone derives pleasure from inserting hard and soft-boiled eggs for her vaginal and anal stimulation; she also experiences considerable enjoyment from the viscosity of various liquids after the shells break.
>mfw

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>tfw want to draw like that
>tfw can't even draw a fucking loomis head
kill me.

user please don't do this to me and give me some sauce
Tried googling Aesthetics_4 and I got nothing

she removed her ugly glasses, almost got NTR'd for forced drama moment, then confessed to her crush like an alpha female she was and started going out with him.

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Yeah, imagine if that shit getting anime. it will become seething shitfest for a whole season.

that shit is another level of seething if you compared it with araburu.

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Based as fuck

>those dead eyes
hot

It's not that uncommon for girls to worry about that before they know anything about sex. Some girls are initially scared of even using a tampon.
t. femanon

post the webm

>remove glasses
Fuck this

Picked the fuck up

>demographic shounen
Literally how?

>thread theme
Do you think you're the director of a movie or something and all of a sudden playing your "theme" cues the montage? Fuck off.

Because the manga was serialized in a shounen magazine.

>get off my lawn!

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>looks like a shoujo
>smells like a shoujo
>tastes like a shoujo
>serialized in a shounen magazine
Is it even popular, do these Nip boys like it?

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mmMMMMMmmmm

The goal of the show is to make prepubescent nip boys understand the sexual needs and feelings of nip girls. It's all part of Abe's plan.

You literally think of this thread as your territory, don't you?

The majority of the manga is sex jokes why wouldn't a 12 yr old boy love it?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8

such a good choice of music, pretty rare case for anime

This but unironically

I'm not even either of the two you were sperging out at. Just saw your dumbass response and called you out

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Because 12 year old boys have actual sex instead?

delicious mindbreak

Called me out for what? What's a dumbass response? I think you are one of the idiots who thinks the thread is some sort of Hollywood movie montage scene and wanted to inject your poor music taste. Time for you to suckstart a shotgun, sweetie.

yes

God I want her to step on me

unironically this

ok

I'm pretty sure she will be anyways but this is fucking Mari Okada we're talking about so I don't even know.

Who is her VA?

Or just not an horny retard like you that knew doing anything sexual with her in that moment would have traumatized her

This girl is gonna get cucked so hard, she won't be recover anytime soon lmao.

The childhood friend can just have a 3P with train-kun and Blonde Whore
The slut won't mind

She can sit outside his room watching them banging lmao.

I was mostly referring to the whole train enters tunnel imagery

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> "I want to have sex with another girl's boyfriend" The Anime

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post thy bossoms or perish

But if the other girl neither puts out nor says they're together, is it really cheating?

Hmmm you're right. I guess Kazusa is going to kill herself soon.

If the manga ends with all 5 girls committing suicide it would flip right back on its head from complete shit to complete kino

Have sex.

>teenage girls having lecherous thoughts eventually leads to them an heroing over their degeneracy
Would be a true Christian manga.

>If the manga ends with all 5 girls committing suicide
I see what you did there.

>in an anime surrounded by girls wearing sexy uniforms
>faps to trains
Dude's a faggot, don't waste your time on him.

>be me
Fuck off with your blog shit

Not much for NTR, though as long as the story is engaging enough right? I need something to watch this season dammit

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it gets bigger when i pull it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

God this scene was great

ABP-859. Sorry, I was away at work all day, and I fell asleep right afterwards. Hopefully you still see this. She's a new actress and just has a few films, but it's nice she's already gone straight into bukkake.

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>jerking off when there's other people at home
You deserved it.

This only makes me want to read the good manga again

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youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE?t=20

>bout time mom, I was about to finish but now you are here

youtube.com/watch?v=bCodVbucTbo

Traps are 200% gay.
Not you are fucking a man, you're dealing with the faggotory of a wannabe female.

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>jpg
What is this? 1980?
Just make PNG with alpha channel.

Do girls masturbate?

>cumming while flaccid
Teach me your ways senpai.

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But I'm gay and I hate traps.

Yes. Some might have even done it while thinking.

That means you're only 100% gay.

I mean in highschool in sexually inactive girls.

Of course they do, especially if they're sexually inactive.

I see...

yeah but you're still ultimately attracted to the feminine and want to be the pentrator making it ok,
among ancient people this wouldn't be an issue, Abrahamic religion was a mistake.

>I'm going to confess to your crush lol

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>want to be the pentrator
That's what you don't understand.
Liking traps making you 100% gay, FIRST.
Then as you keep watching them having those ecstasy from anal orgasm, you slowly start wanting the same pleasure.
And finally you find yourself wanting to be penetrated, and that's when you've reached 200% gay.

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Damn Stacy chill the fuck out

You think bukkake is humiliating for the girl?

youtube.com/watch?v=JYlPhFj_3T0

That's called becoming a tranny, not gay.

The childhood girl is such a fucking beta Jesus christ

EASL-san, reading comprehension.

Imagine being her parents. Now that's suffering.

>her face when

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Is it possible to go beyond 200% gay?

youtube.com/watch?v=S4fCJEZBEYA

some girls just want to be the very best.

>Sex (OK), No condom (OK), Creampie (OK)
>Fellatio (OK)
>Irrumatio (OK)
>Cum in mouth (OK)
>Facial (OK)
>Swallowing (OK)
>Bukkake (OK)
>Anal (OK), Anal fingering (OK), Anal toys (OK), Penis (OK)
>Toys = OK, Rotor, Massager, Vibrator (Large, Medium, Small), Machine Vibrator (All Circled)
>Lesbian (OK), Take lead, Non-lead, Either (Circled), Don't know
>Multiple partners (OK), How many? (Any amount)
>Masturbation (OK), Toys (Rotor/Vibrator), Either, Fingers only
>Shaved (OK), How much?, Fully shaven
>Urination (OK)
>Urine drinking (Negotiable), OK if it's fake (Circled), Okay if it's my own
>Rape (OK), Hard (Circled), Soft
>SM (OK), Hard (Circled), Soft
>Whipping (Negotiable), Flogger (Circled), Single Tail
>Candle wax (Negotiable)
>Rope binding (OK)
>Nose-hook (OK)
>Enema (NG)
>Other (Negotiable), Face slapping, Strangulation, Fisting

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>Believe it or not, cumming while flaccid is possible from first hand experience.
I didn't know there was any doubt about that.

>not jerking off upside down

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>Believe it or not, cumming while flaccid is possible from first hand experience.
I can attest for that,
granted I was trying to see how many times I could fap in a day and at one point I could not maintain an erection but still orgasmed.

Who is in the wrong here?
The girl for entering his room or him for not locking it?

>granted I was trying to see how many times I could fap in a day
Sounds like me everyday.

Feminist says it's the guy's fault.
Law says it's the girl's fault.
Common sense says no one's at fault.

you need to tone it down then.

Based. This is what European society was founded on.

>Common sense says no one's at fault.
He didn't lock the door

Do you have a lock on your bedroom door?

This nigga gets it. Wanting to fuck something feminine is not gay

She didn't knock and wait for permission to enter

I meant his front door.
I doubt even honorable nippon is trustworthy enough to just leave your front door open like that.

maybey its one of those rfid activated doors like in hitman.

Yeah, i see that. Your daddy gave you good advice

what if he was also doing auto-erotic asphyxiation?

fairly quick

>Aesthetics_1
You can see the disgust on her face in the first facial.

She thought dicks don't grow.

>But if the other girl neither puts out nor says they're together, is it really cheating?
Not this bitch knows that kazusa and Izumi are dating. She tells to kazusa that she will go confess to her boyfriend.. That why it's mess the last chapter and her friend(who loves the blond girl) doesn't understand that she plays with their feelings and she doesn't think about kazusa feelings .

Slut

>she doesn't think about kazusa feelings
Good. Childhood girl deserves to suffer.

a guy who claims he wants to fuck the best friend of a girl he is dating (WHO HE DOESNT WANT TO EVEN TOUCH !!!!!!).

Poor kazusa

She doesn't think about all her best friends. She is absolutely the worst.

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Why would she? Having sex is her top priority and she knows the childhood girl is a fucking loser. Train dude is quite popular among the girls, I can see why she'd go after him.

>Getting out
Fuck off normalfag

Have sex

worse than that
she catches feelings for him

>Kazusa: I'll support you guys!
>Also Kazusa: NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
This girl can't even keep her man to herself. She's gonna lose hard.

Believe it or not, I used to fap in classroom when I was 13.
>mfw I found out years later that the qt girl next to me knew everything

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>not laying some toilet paper on a desk and cumming on it

No mess and you can cum freely without having to aim much

>I used to fap in classroom
Literally how?

Not him, but over clothes with some paper towels in his underwear.
When I was in highschool (Boys only highschool), many of us fapped to the only fappable teacher, the art teacher.

>I like Izumi-kun
Oh no no no the mushroom girl is done!

Childhood friend is literally a cuckquean

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God damn I love my station.

The MC reminds me of Atra. So beta she wanted her friend to fuck his guy

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I want to be caught masturbating by the class rep doggy when she comes to check-up on me since I was sick!

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