These are your new transfer students

They fell in love with the tutor in another world meanwhile i'll fap to trap porn

impossible

Lol

You can't rape Lalatina, she'd like it.

Although I guess if you wanted, you could just have regular old boring sex with her. That could be rape then.

I'm listening.

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Oh mama. The one on the left looks like she would be plenty of fun to hang out with and is most likely perfect brogf material. The middle one looks like she'd shit up the school with gay romance shenanigans. Right seems like a degenerate.

Megumin joins the science club, and indulges in wacky science to fill the whole left by Explosion. She works part time at a gas station.
Darkness joins the cheer leading team she's very athletic. She works part time at soapland and enjoys it very much.
Aqua joins the "fake club that doesn't do anything" club and streams on twitch to make money.
They live together in a small apartment and go to school together.

There's a serious lack of love for Wiz

Transfer 1 is so dumb. She don't understand anything and cries all day. It sucks.
Transfer 2 is nice. Very passionate about chemistery but other teachers tells me she doesn't work in other fields...i wonder why
Transfer 3 asked me to beat her for doing wrong at last exam. I told her it would be fine and to work a little bit much, she seemed disappointed.

I feel like Megumin at a gas station would result in disaster, and we all know Aqua would probably just stream herself existing and thirsty guys would make her rich as hell

How much would Aqua's bath water go for?

you sound like you speak from experience

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I'd say she'd sell it for hundreds of dollars, knowing her.

And then knowing most neckbeards who'd actually buy it, they'd be willing to put the money down for some goddess bathwater

better get insurance, specficially the explosion-kind

>that one time Darkness and Megumin paired up for a chemistry experiment
what a shitshow that was, how did they blow up the laboratory and how did Dark get herself injured?
Also, every presentation is a fucking cringe, Aqua is on her way to graduating and she still cries in front of the class?!

>Aqua is on her way to graduating and she still cries in front of the class?!
It's the 6th fucking year she's in 1st year. I'd cry too.

I confess my feelings to the one in the center by using fireworks to spell them out in the sky

Given that it'd be high-quality holy water, she'd probably get more for it if she wasn't selling to fetishists.

>Aqua bullying
People forget that in addition to her INT her STR is also absurd and she can snap people like a twig with her bare hands if she wanted to.

Also she's a goddess so even her stat sheet is misleading. The moment Aqua gets halfway serious, that's when you either build an arc or ask Eris to Isekai you to another world. It's not even fair how very obviously a threat Aqua is and how she can just go fucking nuts if she wanted to, but instead she's content to just do a bit with the local cursed item shop nearby.

Wait, why does that sound familiar?

Colin, please, after that Death Star there's not enough fireworks to go around.

Red >>>>> Yellow = Blue

Where the fuck is Kazuma, I want his sloppy hole

Pounding Wiz's undead pussy behind the shed.

Based, I'd join in and then take him to the dorms for round 2

>Darkness has longest skirt and no thigh highs
Secretly the purest girl

She's the only 100% confirmed virgin of the bunch, there's no secret about it.

I hate that you have a point

MEGUMIN NO

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It smells.

The one on the left doesn't look too bright.

Cool. All the waifufag attention will be on Aqua and Megumin so I get to ram Darkness.

Those skirts do not meet the dress code. Detentions all around.

Aqua is star athlete of the school

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You sure? Megumin looks like she's leaped 10 feet in the air

She used her Explosion and got thrown up there, so essentially doped her way to the top

MEGUMIN YES

I mean, I'd buy it

They look like trouble. I'm steering clear of them for my own safety.

Aqua : gyaru that butts heads with class president eris.

Megumin : basically tomoko

Lalatina : kendo, judo, karate clubs

Why is Lalatina so thicc?

Max stamina and constitution stats.

And just like that every male teacher on campus is behind bars inside a week for statutory rape.

Mage of consent and/or lack of consent

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Agreed

She passed out when she landed from expending all her calories.

Because she deserves it and its fun.

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Making Megumin a teen mom

W-What's going on in that green frog...

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You don't even have to imagine

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Kazuma frog vore when

They're cute, but I don't have time to deal with them. I need to study for my exams.