Why does his immense strength and zero-loss fighting record cause people to literally lose their minds?
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Joshua Cooper
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Christopher Bennett
>Jiren why are you squinting at me like that
>im having a stroke
>oh right me too
Christopher Martin
Fuck your shitposts, fuck your memes, fuck your copeposting and fuck your concessionposting. This is a Cute Thread.
Lincoln Russell
Kneel.
Jack Thompson
Enter STINKfla
Carson James
Silence.
Owen Taylor
>over a year since the anime finished airing
>half a year since the movie came out
>no new content outside of a single manga chapter per MONTH
>STILL one of the most active threads on Yea Forums, regularly in the top 3 most active threads on the board
>upon monthly chapter release, instantly becomes the most active thread on Yea Forums
How the fuck are we so fucking strong bros? We are the equivalent of the retired old grandmaster chad who can still woop everyones ass, and all that's left of for them to wonder how UNGODLY POWERFUL we were at our prime, when his show was actually airing.
Not to mention:
>thread culture is the height of intellectual exchange, every argument has to be concise and founded in sourced evidence, lest it be dismissed immediately as headcanon
>tons of OC being created at all times
>memes so ahead of the time the rest of Yea Forums still hasn't caught on yet
>so influential on the entire subject community that all e-celebs secretly lurk here, despite "hating" this place because we tell them to get lost
And yet, we obey the highest ethical standards:
>Don't allow waifu faggotry or NSFW shit
>Never "raid" or otherwise invade other threads, unlike every other shonenshitter
>always on-topic
The rest of Yea Forums wishes they could be us. It is no wonder then that we must solemnly bear the constant invasions by lesser shonenshitters and their futile attempts at heckling, for we live RENT FREE in their heads, and our mere existence is a constant reminder to them of how inferior they are. Truly, the cross we must bear for being so goddamn flawless.
Joseph Cox
AAAAAAH NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO LOOOSE AAAAAAAAARGH
Mason Taylor
BASED DRAGON BALL CHAD
Christian Allen
U6 arc WHEN
Daniel Reed
>all of reality starts shaking
Lucas Morris
HOLY BASED
Easton Smith
Not soon enough
Christian Reed
>3rd impact has occurred
can Jiren stop Giant Rei or will he be turned to tang?
Jordan Russell
Chads
Of
Yea Forums
Tyler Wright
when you delete that terrible shit art from your pc
Jeremiah Fisher
Kek
Grayson Brown
Holy fuck... It's not the ground or even the air that is quaking... It's space-time itself. The very fabric of reality is being rent around Chadren's pecs and delts...
Adam Foster
>not infested with zoomers and literal underageb&
i bet more than half the people here experienced the crushing feeling that was going from frieza vs goku to raditz arriving on earth the very next episode.
What we are seeing is the result of all these seasoned shitposters converging into a single thread.
Meanwhile all the zoomers and underage CHAFF populate any thread for anime that arrives on netflix, seasonal releases, or new shounenshit like mha. Everything older is mostly dead and slides off the board at 60 replies tops.
Kevin Mitchell
Based
William Bennett
He fucking lost to Goku. Not that I'm blaming him - no one can beat Goku, but you fags really need to calm down with this ayylmao shit posting.
Bentley Roberts
Jiren would lower his ki and allow himself to be turned into tang, because no ome can resist mommy rei
Evan Nelson
>no one can beat Goku
*ahem*
Goku is
>0-1 against Yamcha
>0-1 against Puar
>1-0 against Kuririn
>0-1 against Roshi
>1-1 against Tien
>1-1 against Piccolo Sr.
>1-1 against Piccolo Jr.
>0-1 against Raditz
>0-2 against Bejita
>2-0 against Lizard (wow!)
>0-1 against Androids
>0-2 against Cell
>2-2 against Buu
>0-2 against Beerus
>0-1 against Hit
>0-1 against Black/Zamasu
>1-0 against Kekfla
>0-3 against Jiren
Truly invincible.
Parker Campbell
>phoneposter
back to your containment thread(s), zoomer.
Jaxson Edwards
t. mad fat virgn goku hater
SEETHE
Anthony Hall
Parker Long
>can't refute
>commence sperging with incomprehensible drivel
As usual.
Nathan Stewart
>1-0 against Kuririn
why mention it then?
>0-1 against Raditz
arguable
>0-2 against Bejita
irrefutably true
>0-2 against Cell
when? i only remember him forfeiting against perfect cell. You can't be referring to when he rescued people from semi-perfect cell or when he sacrificed himself as a loss, can you?
>0-1 against Black/Zamasu
what about when Black ran away in their first encounter? Or do you mean the fusion
>0-3 against Jiren
based
Julian Bell
u bulli
Levi Cook
I shouldn't even reply to bait posts, but you're welcome, virgin. Stay mad.
Camden Lewis
Gokekfags confirmed ESLCamelfuckers like brolyfags
Landon Martin
Can you please put out that dick from your mouth and try to speak english?
Charles Russell
>S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-St-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-ay m-m-m-mad...
Next.
Daniel Collins
t. fat 50 iq spic virgin
Easton Brooks
Based impartial Vegetabro and/or Jirenscholar
Connor Ward
Of course getting nuked by Cell counts as a loss. Cell survived, Gokek didn't.
Oliver Harris
kek
Elijah Barnes
Our biggest source said the next arc
Landon White
Shut the FUCK up
Jaxson Green
You are forgetting that the lizard knocked SS Goku the fuck out, at least one win for Fureezer-sama.
Anthony Harris
Based EmperorChad trips of gold
Carter Perez
While fun to tease them, let's keep to canon facts (absolute truths) regarding those you mention (would be bother to mention every foe that has beaten Goku's ass ragged as with Blue, Tao, 19, etc.).
>2-1 against Yamcha
While at an advantage, he still retreated (from Bulma). He clearly lost the rematch. While helping Puar, he got his first win. Were it not for Roshi, he would be tied up.
>0-1 against Puar
True. The rule of cats holds. No doubt, Scratch the Immortal would trash him, too.
>1-0 against Krillin
Also, true. How sad to have never won against Goku.
>0-1 against Roshi
Accurate. Despite all the nonsense with slow counts and other favoritism, Roshi came out on top in their playfight.
>1-1 against Tien
Just so. More playfighting, but Goku's luck ran out with the Truck-kun assist (Tien was already being overly kind leading up to that point). Rematch was pretty decisive.
>1-1 against Pickle Sr.
SKW really did work here.
>1-0 against Pickle Jr.
A tough one. Junior obviously ate shit in their first fight (playfight gone real). Rather, their only one as foes. While allies, Goku used Piccolo to take out their mutual foe (Raditz). How Big Green feels about that isn't really relevant. Their team effort took out the common enemy. I just can't interpret that as a win for the slug over Goku even with the kill (too great a stretch unless Goku was being played/betrayed, which he wasn't).
>1-1 against Raditz
Ate a quick knee TKO for the loss. Using his soon-to-be-former rival allowed for a victory in the team effort.
>0-2 against Bejita
This is well documented. "Owen Two" being AT's will (planned from the start of DB).
Jaxon James
>2-1 against Lizard
Since we're humoring Super (while focusing on this timeline), Goku eventually manages the win (after having been helped along) upon getting SS. Sorbet helped Frieza tie it up (before Vegeta had to jump in). Whis cucked Fridge hard (denying him another win on Vegeta only to put an "W" in both their stockings).
>0-1 against Androids
19, yes. Imagine letting a common cold fuck you up so badly.
>0-2 against Cell
Those Vegeta cells really did work. First he holds back to the extent of 50% (making Goku quit), then he blows the guy up as Semi-Perfect (FPSS implies Goku was trying to die for this to happen, but we'll just have to pretend this was a loss).
>Big Bad Buu
This is a tough one. Majin Buu won the exhibition (Goku retreated from his stalling while talking some good bullshit about his chance only to later realize he was full of it for not understanding SS3 or this creature). No Evil Buu fight. Or Mr. Buu. Super Buu lost in the sense that Goku was with Vegeta when he was robbed of 'being himself'. Hard to score that one. Not sure that counts. Kid Buu made Goku tucker out. After a ton of help (including a wish), Goku managed to kill something (perfectly designed for the move and letting it happen) using SB. 1-2? Maybe 2-2 is right (including the tearing down of the absorbed people).
>0-2 against Beerus
That all it is at this point? I suppose we can't know all the off-screen jobbing (during 'sparring').
>0-1 against Hit
I forget how things are in the anime. Didn't Goku win their rematch?
>0-1 against Black/Zammy
Did he lose at all (ignoring the anime)? I forget. I think they had to retreat once. I just know that Goku calling for back-up (good help) is still a win (using a tool well).
>1-0 against Kefla
If going by anime content, sure. Otherwise, they didn't fight.
Aiden White
>0-3 against Jiren
Were this not playfighting (even with high stakes), sure. Ultimately, Jiren was rung out through the efforts of Frieza and Goku. At best it is draw between them (from the Ayyy's perspective). I'd say it is more accurate that Goku is 1-0 over Jiren. Were it not for the rules (and help), I'm sure what you say would be accurate.
There are more, of course (wins as well as losses). More fun to denote the jobbing. Especially where people Goku never beat (who have beaten him) are concerned. Like his Prince.
Jordan Hughes
Enter Bejita intelligente Calvo.
Nathan Wood
Is this the face of 3-0?
Dylan Watson
Shut up, Burt!
Connor Wright
-gger
Aiden Ward
The Shitren thread is getting removed.
Evan Edwards
FUCK VEGETA! FUCK HIM!!!
Landon Davis
you wish gayku
Austin Ward
So do you think the Moro arc will ever be adapted to motion? The movies obviously aren't going to, as the movies/manga have never overlapped (even as late as Broly Toyotaro just said "go watch the film" implying they're the same continuity), and there's still no sign of the anime returning whatsoever.
Jack Myers
cope.
Tyler Rodriguez
When do you think was Vegeta's peak? I'd say the Namek arc
Caleb Smith
GET DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE KAKAROTTO!
William Nelson
Fake and gay
Kek, he wasn't even down in "0-1"
0-2 is the actual 0-1 (even though he got up before Jiren could even do anything and showed signs of getting up before Krillin's speech, so it wasn't because of the power of nakama)
Your 1 -2 is the actual 1 -1 or 1 - 0, Jiren was mentally and physically defeated, surrendered and asked to be "knocked off"
3 -1 doesn't count, he was down because of he strained his body too much from fighting real fighters like Aniraza, Kefla, Toppo, Caulifla, Dyspo, mega Ribrianne and Kale. Didn't he had like 12 wins?
That says it all.
It's 1 - 0 for Goku
It doesn't even matter in the end, because U7 won.
Cuckren literally owes his life to Godku
Nolan Wood
Our only weakness are American/Netflix adaptations
Julian Davis
>posts non canon trash
Adrian James
>>so influential on the entire subject community that all e-celebs secretly lurk here, despite "hating" this place because we tell them to get lost
This is 100 % true. How embarrassing.
Adam Myers
>thread culture is the height of intellectual exchange
super saiyan kek
Colton Gray
REALITY IS SHAKING...
Asher Moore
based.
Ian Fisher
THE UNIVERSE TREMBLES...
Joshua Scott
BASED Golden Chadza. Cooler team-up next movie monkeys!
Joseph Thomas
Enter CHADler.
Brayden Edwards
Elijah Harris
>CHADler
KEKla is literally doomed to a life of Pedroeshit and Multiverseshit. He will never be canon because he is literally just another Freeza.
Christopher Morgan
cuck
Cameron Hill
>0-1 against Hit
Technicality loss, kaioken could’ve beaten him.
Michael Bennett
OWARI DA
Hudson Powell
>could've
Austin Hernandez
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COOLER-SAMA?!
Ryder Smith
Luke Roberts
Because he's a boring, one-hit wonder, that wil become obsolete and outclassed when the new arc of anime is aired. Like everyone who isn't Goku.
Angel Martinez
>when the new arc of anime is aired
Seething Reekdom acolyte detected